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Speaker 1: Are you getting your ready, Scotty?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That are you sneaking one in? It sounds like you're

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Speaker 3: sneaking a story in on me.

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Speaker 2: Here it comes, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Man allegedly hiding drugs in but accidentally shoots himself in testicles.

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Speaker 3: Report says, yeah, let's do some bananas, would.

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Speaker 5: Tell your modillion pieces.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to dumb, little strange news show

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Speaker 4: ever bananas.

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Speaker 3: I'm Kerk Brown Older, I'm Scottie Landis. Uh, let's get

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Speaker 3: right into it. Our guest today is honestly one of

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Speaker 3: my very favorite comedy actors. You've seen her in Parks

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Speaker 3: and Breck, You've seen her Children Hospital. You can currently

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Speaker 3: check her out playing Lola Spratt on Medical Police on Netflix,

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Speaker 3: and she's in the new feature film Bill and Ted's

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Speaker 3: Face the Music, The Wonderful Aaron Hayes, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hi, Hi guys, Hi, Hi Aaron. Thank you for being on.

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Speaker 4: And we were just talking before this started how great

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Speaker 4: Medical Police is.

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Speaker 1: Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 4: It's just you rarely see something that funny on television

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Speaker 4: and I just my all of the applause goes to you.

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Speaker 6: Ah, thank you.

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Speaker 7: That was the most fun to do. We had so

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Speaker 7: much fun. And you know, if if, if the entertainment

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Speaker 7: industry ever comes back, sure and and and all the

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Speaker 7: shows don't go to the wayside.

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Speaker 6: I mean, fingers crossed for that little.

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Speaker 4: Guy, right, yeah, well did you shoot that? You shot

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Speaker 4: that in like Romania or something?

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Speaker 6: We shot we shot we shot here in La and then.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, no, we did shoot Ted days in Croatia.

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Speaker 1: Oh, in Croatia, Okay, just at the end.

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Speaker 7: So everything that looks like a foreign country is Croatia

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Speaker 7: or Santa Clarita.

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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, Oh, it's so good.

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Speaker 3: You can always tell when you watch a show, and

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Speaker 3: you can tell the actors are having fun with each other.

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Speaker 3: And you and Rob Hubo are so funny together. You

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Speaker 3: could feel it though, You can feel that you guys

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Speaker 3: are trying to make each other laugh within scenes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, he's the funniest.

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Speaker 7: It was such a blast to do, like to come

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Speaker 7: back and revisit those characters, and especially with him like

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Speaker 7: as a like a co star, was just it was

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Speaker 7: the greatest.

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Speaker 4: You know, and Bill and Ted's you're in that with

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Speaker 4: our good friend Kristin Shaw.

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Speaker 7: Kristin Shall is the greatest human her and I briefly

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Speaker 7: went to college together. And yeah, she went to University

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Speaker 7: of Colorado, but she came only for like a year

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Speaker 7: and we were in a play together, Wow, and we

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Speaker 7: were sitting on we were sitting on the bill instead

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Speaker 7: like Bill and ted downstage.

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Speaker 6: And she goes, I wonder if there's any photos from

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Speaker 6: that play.

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Speaker 7: It was like, you know, nineteen ninety seven or something

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Speaker 7: like that, Like it was a long time ago pre

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Speaker 7: you know, it was like when everybody had a dot

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Speaker 7: edu email and where.

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Speaker 6: You would go to. I'd be like, I'm at later, guys,

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Speaker 6: and go to the computer lab. I said, some emails.

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Speaker 7: And then and she just looked it up online and

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Speaker 7: found these photos of us together like in this play

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Speaker 7: in like the archive of the theater department. It was

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Speaker 7: so it was it made me laught. So it was

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Speaker 7: nice to like revisit a little bit of time with her.

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Speaker 6: Great big part of that movie. You know. The newest

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Speaker 6: casting of the Princess Wives.

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Speaker 4: Is it is what is it coming out on?

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Speaker 7: So they're doing it on demand and then also select theaters.

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Speaker 7: Who even knows what that means right now, you know,

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Speaker 7: so maybe they'll be like a drive in.

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Speaker 1: That would be fun that would be so great.

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Speaker 7: I am like, I'm like, oh, I'm so happy to

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Speaker 7: be part of this movie, and.

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Speaker 6: Of course that's the most important thing.

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Speaker 7: But this was gonna be the guy damn first red

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Speaker 7: I no, I think I'm supposed to be here.

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Speaker 6: Karen Hayes like like, you know, well, I mean I

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Speaker 6: think I was invited with the intention to just go around,

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I love that situation where you're like, I'm definitely in

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Speaker 4: this movie and they're like uh huh. And then you

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Speaker 4: walk by and everyone just holds their cameras down because

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Speaker 1: You, and you're like, okay, I'll just keep moving. I'll

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Speaker 7: And the one internet publicist holding up a sign with

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Speaker 7: your name on it, and everybody turns to take a.

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Speaker 6: Picture of that because they're like, I don't know the

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Speaker 6: hell of it. This is gonna be it for me, guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh it'll be back.

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Speaker 4: It's just the beginning of thousands of more red cars.

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Speaker 1: It's for you.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna do it for I'm very dressed up for

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Speaker 7: my children and make them yell mo Mom over here, Mom.

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Speaker 4: Give them fake cameras. So do you want to hear

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Speaker 4: about this man? This man who allegedly hid drugs in

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Speaker 4: his Okay, it goes down such a rabbit hole. This

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Speaker 4: was sent to us by Charlie Girl long well okay

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Speaker 4: on Instagram. Thank you, Charlie Girl. This is Fox News.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't have an author. Actually it's Fox two KTVU. There's

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Speaker 4: a lot of people who have this article up, but

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Speaker 4: I wanted the one that actually says butt instead of rearanders.

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Speaker 4: So this is Fox KTVU is willing to just say butt.

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Speaker 4: A man who shot himself in the testicles was also

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Speaker 4: found to be hiding marijuana in his buttocks. According to

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Speaker 4: a report, Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, twenty seven, was carrying a

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Speaker 4: State when the firearm accidentally discharged ar The Winnatchi World

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Speaker 4: News reports the bullet pierced Wilson's testicles then went into

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Speaker 4: The doctor was operating on the gunshot would want A

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Speaker 4: balloon of marijuana slipped out of Wilson's anus. Record show

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Speaker 4: also found a bag of meth. The man's troubles did

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Speaker 1: This dude was just packed full of pot.

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Speaker 4: Also, what I guess there's states where marijuana is not legal.

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Speaker 4: I keep forgetting that that balloons of marijuana have to

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Speaker 4: butthole a butt load full of pots, and it's like, well,

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Speaker 1: This much discomfort? What stake Washington? I think?

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Speaker 4: Wait, let's see Weinachi? Winachi's in Washington. Okay, I've been

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Speaker 2: Was it hard to get weed there?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? When you were there, did you put any drugs

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Speaker 6: up your butthole?

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Speaker 2: Great question.

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Speaker 1: Look, that's what I do before doing any show.

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Speaker 4: It's nice as I stuff at least a quarter pound

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Speaker 4: reward when I get off stage. And I'm assuming this

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Speaker 1: I think it is.

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Speaker 4: It must be a different Winachi. All right, that's crazy uninformed.

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Speaker 3: In when I was in college, the local newspaper, they

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Speaker 2: And then in the.

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Speaker 2: But it's like we got him, We're shutting them down.

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Speaker 7: That photographer was either going to be like a set

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Speaker 6: I think I want to just set the scene. I

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Speaker 1: I think it provides context.

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Speaker 4: I think it really does got him, guys gotta.

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Speaker 6: At least he didn't have the mess up his butthole.

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Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I g I guess I just always get

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Speaker 7: So like it's just at least it wasn't the math

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Speaker 6: I think that's right. But I think weed like this.

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Speaker 7: You're like, I'm gonna want this in three days, I'm

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it really is. It must be a different state than.

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Speaker 6: What what to do when you don't have a purse.

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Speaker 1: That should be the second title to this story.

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Speaker 4: But man, he made some bad desc I just wonder

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Speaker 4: he had to weed up his butt.

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Speaker 7: I think you've also forgotten that he shot his nuts.

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Speaker 7: That might have taken him precedent in his like level

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Speaker 1: He probably just did so much pain my nuts.

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Speaker 2: Oh boy, you get a lot of these stories.

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Speaker 3: We get a lot of stories about animals accidentally shooting

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Speaker 3: know how many times do you think we've gotten that, Kurt,

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Speaker 3: Like four times? Like, oh yeah, just people have a

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Speaker 2: So maybe there's more to this story than we even know.

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Speaker 1: Ah, Scotty, you got another one.

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Speaker 2: For Oh, I got one. Uh.

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Speaker 3: This one is from the Ottawa Citizen, written by our

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Speaker 3: best friend in the whole world, Gary Dimmock, and the

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Speaker 3: headline goes like this Ottawa psychiatrist told to stop falling

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Speaker 2: We opened on an angry couple. They hate each other.

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Speaker 1: They did not buy it.

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Speaker 7: I would have loved it if they hadn't been like,

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, fine, I'll see you on set.

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Speaker 2: Great, great, Kurt.

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Speaker 4: Raid us on iTunes. You know, the whole shock spiel

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Speaker 4: To remind everyone, our fantastic guest is Aaron Hayes being here. Aaron.

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Speaker 3: Aaron was on an episode of Workaholics called Miss Bs.

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Speaker 2: And so Miss Bs was basically that was Aaron's character.

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Speaker 7: If you you have to really know I'm in that movie.

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Speaker 2: We like you. You're in our crew. You're getting a line.

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Speaker 4: think about it, how awful it was.

446
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Speaker 1: Are you excited for this next.

447
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,840
Speaker 6: Story, Arnic, I'm very excited give it.

448
00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 4: This advert for Gumnut, the angry Koala just won the internet. Okay,

449
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 4: this is I'm primarily bringing up this story so we

450
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 4: can use the picture. The picture is good of a

451
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 4: very angry Gumnut, the koala, this little marsupio. Apparently this

452
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 4: guy from Aurora, Colorado, he has this koala and he

453
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 4: wants to get rid of it, so he posted this

454
00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 4: advertisement on Craigslist. I'm fingers crossed that it's real. You guys,

455
00:22:56,720 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 4: tell me what you think. I'm gonna skip a bunch

456
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Speaker 4: of it. I have a three year old koala named

457
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Speaker 4: Bear named Gumnut that I'm trust you trying to find

458
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 4: a new home for Please use some common sense before

459
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:08,879
Speaker 4: contacting me.

460
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Speaker 1: Don't be an idiot. Blah blah blah. Here's the gum

461
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,960
Speaker 1: Nut stats. The good one.

462
00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 4: He is somewhat housebroken, uses a cat box most of

463
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Speaker 4: the time.

464
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: Okay.

465
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,480
Speaker 1: Two For the most part.

466
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Speaker 4: He is very quiet. This also falls into the bad

467
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,399
Speaker 4: character category, which we'll touch on in a moment.

468
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Speaker 2: Oh boy.

469
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,080
Speaker 1: Three he eats spiders. Not kidding.

470
00:23:27,119 --> 00:23:28,480
Speaker 4: We haven't had a spider in our house since we

471
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Speaker 4: got him. Four he hates watching Desperate Housewives. Used to

472
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:34,679
Speaker 4: be my wife's favorite show until Gumnut bit her for

473
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 4: changing the channel.

474
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,720
Speaker 1: Five gets along.

475
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,480
Speaker 4: Well with one of my two dogs. Six loves to

476
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:44,560
Speaker 4: go for car rides. Now for the bad. He eats

477
00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:46,879
Speaker 4: a lot of eucalyptus, which is not as cheap as

478
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Speaker 4: I expect.

479
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,240
Speaker 2: Two.

480
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:52,960
Speaker 4: Apparently eucalyptus is like a drug for Koala bears. When

481
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,719
Speaker 4: gum Nut is coming down from his high, he becomes

482
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 4: very violent and aggressive.

483
00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 1: He killed my wife's cat, Miss Kitty.

484
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

485
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,560
Speaker 4: He loves vin Diesel movies. Not sure why he just does.

486
00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 4: He has extremely sharp claws and teeth, which he often

487
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,119
Speaker 4: uses loves shiny objects, steals and hides them frequently in

488
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 4: my dog's rear end. That makes me think this is

489
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 4: not real. Gumnut smells terrible and is not easy to wash.

490
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,920
Speaker 4: I had to hold a gas soakdrag over his mouth

491
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 4: till he blacked out to get him in a tough

492
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:24,680
Speaker 4: for Beth.

493
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Speaker 1: I don't think this is really Wait, can't be d

494
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 1: he blew it. This guy, this was such a.

495
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 6: Us he had me until shoving things up the dogs.

496
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 4: But I you know that is the like the posting

497
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:44,480
Speaker 4: fake Craigslist stuff. It's such a fine line.

498
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:49,240
Speaker 7: Because I'm imagining this gumnut holding down the dog's head

499
00:24:49,920 --> 00:24:51,199
Speaker 7: like you'd have to.

500
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Speaker 6: There's so much physical wrangling to get Oh yeah, get

501
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:58,960
Speaker 6: it in there. Yes, they have opposable thumbs, though right.

502
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 4: I can tell you a photograph of a very angry

503
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 4: one here, which is the main reason to bring this

504
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 4: story up.

505
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: Let's see. Yep, opposable thumbs.

506
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 6: Okay, so he could get it, he could.

507
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:13,000
Speaker 1: He could get spread shove it.

508
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 2: It's possible.

509
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 7: But gum nut is murdered a cat. But also that

510
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:23,399
Speaker 7: wasn't the top of the con like it was like

511
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 7: Eucalyptus is expouse it.

512
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:31,320
Speaker 4: That was the that was that was number one. I

513
00:25:31,359 --> 00:25:34,119
Speaker 4: wish all that's I always wish it's true, do you

514
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 4: know what I mean?

515
00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 7: Somebody in Aurora, Colorado was like, you know what climate

516
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,800
Speaker 7: Cooala bearry would like Colorado, Colorado.

517
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,400
Speaker 6: They love a cold winter, dry.

518
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:52,160
Speaker 4: Summer, nice and dry. What's the craziest animal you've ever had?

519
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Speaker 1: Aaron, We don't.

520
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Speaker 6: We we have allergies in our house. I grew up

521
00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:04,440
Speaker 6: with cats, we used to. We'd never had this animal.

522
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:06,679
Speaker 7: But when I was in high school, we had I

523
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 7: lived in this house that didn't have we didn't have

524
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:11,439
Speaker 7: screens on our windows, like this Victorian house that with

525
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 7: like the crank and everything that opened the windows. And

526
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 7: we had a baby possum that would come into our

527
00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:20,160
Speaker 7: house like every single night for like a month, and

528
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 7: you'd wake up because you'd hear rustling, and it would

529
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,960
Speaker 7: like be in the closet, like in my mom's shoes

530
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 7: or something.

531
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Speaker 6: And and there was one night.

532
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:33,840
Speaker 7: Where I was sleeping and I was sleeping like diagonal

533
00:26:33,880 --> 00:26:38,119
Speaker 7: on my bed, and I felt like like something clawing

534
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 7: its way up the back of my head, and I

535
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,879
Speaker 7: was like my cat being get out of here, and then.

536
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 6: And then of course did the like gasp, sit up, like.

537
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 7: The cat wasn't in my room when I went to bed,

538
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:52,840
Speaker 7: and I look underneath my bed in this little a hole,

539
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:57,840
Speaker 7: it is like like it had tried to climb up

540
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 7: my bed using my head as leverage. And and then

541
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Speaker 7: I mean every night my brother would have to like

542
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 7: catch it and throw a towel on it and like

543
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,679
Speaker 7: try to walk it up the street.

544
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Speaker 6: But it loved us too much.

545
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:12,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

546
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,360
Speaker 4: It multiple times like it came like, oh, you had

547
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:18,359
Speaker 4: a possum in your hair as a child, And then

548
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:20,919
Speaker 4: that possum showed up multiple times it.

549
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 7: Was in our It would like it would like my

550
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 7: sister would hear it in her room and it would

551
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 7: be walking around in the dollhouse, and like it would

552
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 7: be in somebody's closet.

553
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had this one summer.

554
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 7: We had this one adolescent possum that would not wanted

555
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,760
Speaker 7: to live in our house.

556
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,240
Speaker 1: I love that.

557
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:41,720
Speaker 4: At no point where your parents like, you know what

558
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,760
Speaker 4: we could do for some screens.

559
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 6: We could put some screen cloths.

560
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 7: We didn't have air conditioning and we didn't have screens,

561
00:27:49,800 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 7: so I was like, I guess we got a deal.

562
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 7: We just walk this possum back up the street.

563
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 3: We could put a nine dollars ninety nine cent box

564
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,240
Speaker 3: fan in Aaron Young Aaron's window and prevent her from

565
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: being scratched.

566
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 2: Or she learns to love nature in her own way.

567
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh, we all got skimmy, I'll just get along.

568
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 3: I lived in Pensacola Beach and uh I want I

569
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 3: was like, you know what, I'm gonna get this pet.

570
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:21,040
Speaker 3: A friend of mine was like, I'm moving overseas. I

571
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,239
Speaker 3: have a sugar glider. Do you want it? And I

572
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,080
Speaker 3: was like yes. She's like I have to sell it

573
00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 3: to you, though I'm sorry they're kind of expensive. I

574
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: was like, that's fine. And I saw this thing and

575
00:28:29,040 --> 00:28:31,280
Speaker 3: it was the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life,

576
00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 3: and I was like, two hundred bucks.

577
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 2: I'll take it. Let's do it.

578
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,480
Speaker 3: And she goes, well, wait, what are you going to

579
00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 3: do this summer? Like what job are you gonna work?

580
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 3: And I was like, I'm waiting tables and she's like, well,

581
00:28:41,680 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 3: are you gonna work doubles? And I go yeah, I'm

582
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 3: gonna probably pick up as many doubles as I can

583
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 3: too work. She goes, you can't have it. I go, why,

584
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,719
Speaker 3: She goes, you have to nuzzle it every day for

585
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,480
Speaker 3: an hour, and I go, what do you mean. She's like,

586
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 3: unless you buy a second sugar glider, I'm not giving

587
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 3: this one to you because they get heartbroken and they

588
00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 3: get so lonely that they die of lonely. Yeah, And

589
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 3: I said, is that true? And she was like, Scotty,

590
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 3: if you're going to be working doubles, I can't. I

591
00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 3: can't sell you the sugar glider. So I ended up

592
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,720
Speaker 3: not getting it, and I have no idea what happened

593
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 3: to it, but I think that is true.

594
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 2: I think you have to like rub their bellety.

595
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you have to like show them love or they

596
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 3: just get so despondent.

597
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 7: It's like those what were those toys that kids were

598
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 7: buying for a while that you like Hatch and you.

599
00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,160
Speaker 4: Have to pay Tamagotchi, Now what they are? I think

600
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 4: Tomma Gotchi was one of them. Yet, like Hatch, and

601
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 4: you had like take care of it every single day.

602
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like a real one of those and

603
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 3: you and it was beautiful and lovely, but you'd come

604
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 3: home and be dead if you didn't snuggle with it enough.

605
00:29:39,200 --> 00:29:42,479
Speaker 4: Thank God that person who was for some reason selling

606
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 4: sugar gliders, was it responsible animal seller?

607
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:48,560
Speaker 1: And asked some questions about.

608
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:51,280
Speaker 7: That weird One of my one of my daughter's friends

609
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 7: at school, they like, on a whim, got a tortoise

610
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 7: a bit also a baby tortoise.

611
00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:57,959
Speaker 2: Okay.

612
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,200
Speaker 6: I was like, all right, so, who are are you

613
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 6: going to will the tortoise? I don't die.

614
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: That's right.

615
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,760
Speaker 6: That tortoise is going to outlive all of you.

616
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,840
Speaker 2: Yes, we have.

617
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 6: How do you do it?

618
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 4: It's an insane thing, like a land It was like

619
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 4: a land tortoise, Like it was one of the kind

620
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 4: of like bigger land tortoises.

621
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Speaker 6: It was this big.

622
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 7: I mean now it's big, but like it's gonna live

623
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 7: to be one hundred and fifty years old. Yeah, honestly,

624
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 7: Like it's a legacy tortoise they just bought.

625
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just comes with the house.

626
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,320
Speaker 7: Now.

627
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 6: Goddamn lives.

628
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:38,240
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's amazing. Tortoises are they beat They

629
00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:41,000
Speaker 4: beat parrots for how long they live, They beat horses

630
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:41,920
Speaker 4: for how long they live.

631
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: It is it's.

632
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 3: A nature's nightmare. Nature's nightmare. Yeah, you don't want to

633
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 3: pass that thing on. It's a moving rock. They also burrow.

634
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,400
Speaker 3: There are a lot of things I don't know. Erin

635
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 3: if you're on next door, but the next door app.

636
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:57,280
Speaker 3: I in my neighborhood, there's been twice a tortoise missing

637
00:30:57,320 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 3: again and then I guess it digs its way under

638
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 3: the When you own a tortoise and you leave it

639
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 3: in your yard, you have to bury wire like chicken

640
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 3: wire under like twenty inches under the surface because they

641
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: like to burrow and they just get out.

642
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: But again, like think of that getaway.

643
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:14,040
Speaker 3: Also, if your tortoise is getting away, you must just

644
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,160
Speaker 3: be like, I assume it's in one of these holes.

645
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 3: And then one day you're like, I don't know, let's check,

646
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 3: let's check our next door neighbor app and see if

647
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 3: it's out there. But we've had a runaway tortoise twice,

648
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,880
Speaker 3: a slow a walk away tortoise walk away.

649
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 6: He's not happy.

650
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:33,520
Speaker 3: No, he hates their Kentucky bluegrass. I have one, Kurt, Yes,

651
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 3: you too, both have children. How long did it take

652
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 3: you to name to pick your kids' names? Was it months?

653
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 2: Was it.

654
00:31:43,080 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 3: Days?

655
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:44,560
Speaker 2: And moments?

656
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 6: Do you oh, oh, you oh, like when you're praising when.

657
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:50,800
Speaker 2: You're having a child.

658
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:54,440
Speaker 3: How long did it take you to pick your children's names.

659
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:57,479
Speaker 7: One we knew, like before we even got pregnant. We

660
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 7: were like, if we have a girl, we want to

661
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 7: have a Maggie. And so that was already easy. But

662
00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 7: then but then it took us a couple It took

663
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 7: us a couple of months. We'd have like a list

664
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 7: and we'd go back and forth.

665
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 6: And be like, I don't know, I don't know, I

666
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 6: don't know until one.

667
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 7: Day I would be like I found it, and he'd

668
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Speaker 7: be like, oh, let's add it to the list, and

669
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 7: I'd be like, no, I found it.

670
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 4: Honey, this is it that I had that moment with

671
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 4: my wife. My wife was like I found it, and

672
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 4: I was like okay, and she says Charlie and I

673
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:31,760
Speaker 4: was like, oh, oh yeah, I got like the name Charlie.

674
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 4: And then I just kept thinking about it and she's

675
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 4: like I love it. I'm so in love with it, honey,

676
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 4: and I'm like okay. And then it was like five

677
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 4: four three two one, and I was like Charlie Brown Owler, Oh,

678
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:49,560
Speaker 4: we can't call it Charlie Brown. And my wife was

679
00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 4: like insistent. She was like he, no one's gonna know

680
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 4: who Charlie Brown is. When he grows up. I'm like,

681
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 4: every Charlie Brown has existed for sixty years, people still

682
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,000
Speaker 4: know who Charlie Brown. Yes, they're gonna know in ten

683
00:33:02,040 --> 00:33:04,400
Speaker 4: to fifteen years who Charlie Brown is. You can't call

684
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 4: it kid Charlie Brown oler And so he's not named Charlie.

685
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 4: But it was heartbreaking, and it was I for a

686
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 4: little while. I was like, am I just gonna swallow

687
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 4: this and not say anything because I didn't want to

688
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,440
Speaker 4: like upset my wife. But yeah, so it was a

689
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 4: heartbreak for a little while. But now we have had

690
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 4: a great kid named Gus.

691
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 2: Gus is great.

692
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Speaker 3: The reason I ask is because we had one of

693
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Speaker 3: our bananimals, Christy Nordstrom. We did a story a few

694
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 3: episodes ago Aaron about a New Zealand family that got

695
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,640
Speaker 3: in trouble for naming.

696
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 2: Their daughter Tallula does the hula in Hawaii.

697
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 3: Tallulah does the hula and Hawaii and they were like,

698
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 3: you can't name your kid this, It'll have a terrible life.

699
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:46,880
Speaker 3: So Christy Nortchum sent us thirty five outlawed baby names

700
00:33:46,880 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 3: from around the world. These are real. This is written

701
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 3: by Michelle. I think it's deb Zach. I'm going debzach here.

702
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 3: So in the US, we give parents a lot of

703
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 3: leeway when it comes to naming their children. New Jersey

704
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: only band's names that include obscenities, numerals, or symbols. So

705
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 3: the Campbells were totally clear naming their child Adolf Hitler.

706
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 3: Nobody stopped magician Pendulet from naming his daughtery daughter Moxie

707
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 3: crime fighter. But yeah, remember that, remember that great choice. Also,

708
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 3: his name's Pendulette. That sounds like something you write with

709
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 3: and shave with.

710
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 2: It's fine.

711
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,440
Speaker 3: Other parts of the world aren't as liberal when it

712
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: comes to baby naming. Here are thirty five. Don't worry,

713
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do all thirty five. I kind of

714
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 3: went to the hits. These are real names that were

715
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 3: banned by the government. Nutella, so in twenty fifteen, a

716
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 3: French couple decided to name their daughter Nutella because they

717
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 3: hoped she could emulate the sweetness and popularity of the

718
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 3: chocolate spread.

719
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:50,439
Speaker 2: A French judge, I know it's their last name is brown.

720
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 2: All are also no.

721
00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 3: One French judge was not having it, and he said, quote,

722
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,560
Speaker 3: this will lead to makri and disobliging remarks.

723
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 2: So they shortened it to Ella Beautiful Anal.

724
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 3: New Zealand. New Zealand's on this list quite a few times.

725
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 3: They must go just Willy Nelly over there when it

726
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 3: comes to naming their kids. So in New Zealand, these

727
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,719
Speaker 3: parents went through potential names. They landed on Anal, and

728
00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 3: local government officials deemed it too wacky, and.

729
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 6: They said, fine, we'll do butt plug.

730
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,160
Speaker 3: In twenty fourteen, in Sonora, Mexico, also a hotspot for

731
00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 3: wild names.

732
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:34,280
Speaker 2: RoboCop, robo cop.

733
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 1: It's not even a positive connotation, robo cops.

734
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,719
Speaker 2: Unhappy RoboCop. They wanted a tough little kid.

735
00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 3: I don't know if it was a boy or girl,

736
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 3: because officials in Sonora, Mexico banned it and compiled a

737
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 3: list of band baby names. I think they're Oh, they're

738
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:53,600
Speaker 3: on the next one too, Circumcision.

739
00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 6: Oh what country is.

740
00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 3: That from Sonora, Mexico. Funny you should ask Aaron. They're

741
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:05,440
Speaker 3: just going crazy over there down there. A baby girl

742
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,799
Speaker 3: from Sweden was baptized under the heavy metal name Metallica,

743
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 3: but tax officials eventually deemed it inappropriate.

744
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Metallica.

745
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 4: Why are tax officials getting what is happening in Sweden?

746
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,319
Speaker 2: They taxed you so much over there.

747
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 6: I was going to name my baby Circumcision.

748
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 4: Said no, oh Christ, I know it's actually it sounds

749
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:39,040
Speaker 4: like kind of are if you didn't know it was

750
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 4: a band, it kind of sounds like a pretty girl's name.

751
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 3: Yes, in Sweden, they're huge in the death metal over there,

752
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: not the metallic.

753
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 2: It's fine.

754
00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:52,000
Speaker 3: Smellyhead is in Malaysia that got banned. It's really chaw taw,

755
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 3: but it translates to smellyhead, sex fruit mini Cooper in France.

756
00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 1: That's what.

757
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:01,600
Speaker 2: Uh, that's two names. Sorry.

758
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 3: Sex Fruit was New Zealand and the government said no

759
00:37:04,520 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 3: fucking way. And then Minnie Cooper was in French. The

760
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:12,480
Speaker 3: French council prevented a family from naming their son Prince

761
00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:18,520
Speaker 3: William and they came back with Minnie Cooper. Oh god,

762
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:20,560
Speaker 3: that was also denied.

763
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 4: And Mini Minie is not a bad name. I like

764
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:25,839
Speaker 4: if it Cooper's the middle name.

765
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 7: Did the government push back on on what's his name?

766
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,399
Speaker 7: When he named his him and Grimes named his daughter

767
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:34,800
Speaker 7: a on flux or whatever.

768
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 2: We've talked about this and they did not.

769
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,560
Speaker 4: In America, it's pretty lucy goosey. You can kind of

770
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,359
Speaker 4: do whatever you want.

771
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 6: Well, I had a friend.

772
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,960
Speaker 7: We had friends who couldn't decide on a name by

773
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 7: the time they left the hospital. This kid's like was

774
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 7: his legal name for like two weeks, was baby Boy Richardson.

775
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 2: I love it.

776
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 6: Said it on their certificate, baby.

777
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 3: Boy, baby Boy Richardson. He signs his name just with

778
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 3: an X. He just makes his mark on everything.

779
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 7: We're gonna keep it because I'm on the dingon government,

780
00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 7: out of my body, my baby.

781
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 3: I mean, that's what Washington Redskins finally got rid of

782
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,520
Speaker 3: the racist named the Redskins, and then they're this season.

783
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 3: You probably saw this, but it's in the news. They're

784
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 3: just gonna call it Washington Football. It's like the Washington

785
00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 3: football team. So we're just gonna go, like, yay go

786
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 3: Washington football teams.

787
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,880
Speaker 4: They have I hope they have a giant football as

788
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,200
Speaker 4: their mascot runs out and shakes hands with everybody here

789
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 4: comes to Washington Football.

790
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, end over and it's Spike the team football.

791
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great.

792
00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,400
Speaker 3: And the only other one was there are twins that

793
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 3: were band named Fish and Chips. You're not allowed to

794
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 3: name your fish. It's Fish and Chips again. In New Zealand,

795
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,600
Speaker 3: I mean, what is gotta go to New Zealand. We

796
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:05,359
Speaker 3: got to take it on tour.

797
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:06,640
Speaker 1: There's kids.

798
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:09,120
Speaker 4: There's a kid's named Benson and Hedges as well in

799
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,319
Speaker 4: New Zealand from a previous episode, which blows my mind

800
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: as well.

801
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 1: They're twins.

802
00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 2: To your lord, it's the best you think.

803
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:21,719
Speaker 7: Hedges is like, God, damn it, Mom, what couldn't I Ben?

804
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,120
Speaker 1: This is my These are my twin sons, Benson and Hedges.

805
00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:36,680
Speaker 7: But it's like he's not only Hedges, he's Hees.

806
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 2: And also do they still those were cigarettes? Right, Benson

807
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 2: and Hedges? Yeah?

808
00:39:42,040 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 3: I mean do they still smoke those? And maybe that's

809
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: like the number one brand of it? Maybe we just

810
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:46,759
Speaker 3: don't know.

811
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 4: It's like I love all those cigarettes that still exists. That,

812
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,000
Speaker 4: Like you've never seen anyone smoke like a Benson and Hedges,

813
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:56,279
Speaker 4: like a like a Merit. I know one person who

814
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 4: smokes Merits and it's always but palm still is like

815
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 4: a cool guy cigarette, you know where it's like, who's

816
00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 4: out there? I know one person who smokes Merits, which

817
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 4: is the weirdest cigarette to smoke ever.

818
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: I mean, smoke a capri. Have some class.

819
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,160
Speaker 3: Stick your finger out of your car have that little

820
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: pencil thin it looks like the stick from a dumb

821
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:18,239
Speaker 3: dumb and you're just smoking that.

822
00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 2: It's so good?

823
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: Are you guys?

824
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:21,560
Speaker 2: Right?

825
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: For another one?

826
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 2: I would love another one.

827
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: This is from Forbes Magazine. Heard of it by Jake Adelstein.

828
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 2: Of course, thank you, Jake, Love Jake.

829
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:40,960
Speaker 4: Japan's Yakuza won't be celebrating Halloween this year. So apparently

830
00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 4: for ten years now, the Yakuza in Japan organized crime

831
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 4: in Japan. Their full name is, which I did not

832
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 4: know was is the Yamaguchi Gumi. Is the name of

833
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,640
Speaker 4: the actual yakuza. That's like the name of their gang.

834
00:40:57,760 --> 00:40:58,279
Speaker 2: I believe it.

835
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 4: They have tried to be good neighbors by guaranteeing that

836
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: all their gang members do not like a do small crime.

837
00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, like big organized crime. Yeah, friendly stuff, assassins and

838
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,279
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Yeah.

839
00:41:14,320 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 4: And then about ten years ago, uh, kids started knocking

840
00:41:18,920 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 4: on their headquarters. This is so weird too, that the

841
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 4: Yakuza has a headquarters, which is like, yeah, like the

842
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 4: Italian Mafia in New York City doesn't have a headquarters

843
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 4: that people know about.

844
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:32,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not the Olive Garden Times Square. Yeah, I

845
00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 3: would be so smart though, by the way, if it

846
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 3: was the Alden Times Square, because people would be like, there,

847
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 3: no Italian people go to this shithole.

848
00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: I love it.

849
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:45,160
Speaker 4: So little kids knocked on the Kuza's door for Halloween

850
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:48,879
Speaker 4: ten years ago and like a scared gangster just gave him,

851
00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 4: gave everybody who came by ten dollars just to make

852
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 4: him go away. And then they realized that it was

853
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 4: like really good pr for the Yakuza, so they started

854
00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,399
Speaker 4: doing it every year, but not with money they give cam. Yeah,

855
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 4: so it became like a thing because it was like

856
00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:05,360
Speaker 4: I'm sure it was like the Japanese version of like

857
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 4: the big candy bar, you know, so you go to

858
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,040
Speaker 4: the Accusa get your candy bars. Now, the event got

859
00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,959
Speaker 4: called off because the Yakuza or the Yamaguchi Gumi split

860
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 4: into two factions on August twenty seventh, and a gang

861
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:21,120
Speaker 4: war was expected to break out in twenty fifteen.

862
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,440
Speaker 1: But in twenty sixteen they held the event again.

863
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,800
Speaker 4: Now the event was called off this year, or no

864
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 4: it is in twenty seventeen was called off. Then the

865
00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 4: whole thing is updated on one to eleven seventeen. It

866
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,200
Speaker 4: turns out the Yamaguchi Gumi tricked us all. At around

867
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,360
Speaker 4: four pm on October thirty, first Japan Time gangsters opened

868
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 4: the shutters of their headquarters and began distributing bags of

869
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 4: candy to the neighborhood kids, as they had done for

870
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 4: over a decade. Yes, they did celebrate this year, and

871
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 4: their setup was super, said one local woman. One gangster

872
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:55,239
Speaker 4: dressed as a giant jack O lantern greeting people at

873
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,760
Speaker 4: the door. Others in bullet proof vests patrolled the area

874
00:42:59,040 --> 00:43:02,200
Speaker 4: as the police looked down. Security was top notch, dated

875
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,440
Speaker 4: one mother who attended. The police and media were unhappy

876
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:08,080
Speaker 4: with the trick. The kids were quite happy with their treats.

877
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:11,880
Speaker 6: No, honey, it's fine. Just go to that door. They

878
00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 6: did kill your uncle. They did kill your uncle. But

879
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:17,839
Speaker 6: they have the big candy.

880
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 3: Barn king sized. Yeah, they're king sized. It's okay. It

881
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 3: was an honorable assassination. There was a person in my

882
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:31,880
Speaker 3: neighborhood for that got stuck. I think they moved in.

883
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,920
Speaker 3: I lived in. I grew up in Maryland, and we

884
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 3: had our neighborhood was known as the hood to go

885
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 3: to my parents, especially decorate. We had a walk of

886
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:42,799
Speaker 3: terror around the back of our house. With all these

887
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,440
Speaker 3: different things happening, and wow.

888
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:44,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

889
00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:48,200
Speaker 3: So I mean every year, kids would like a lot

890
00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 3: of the kids I grew up with, their families would

891
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,239
Speaker 3: bring everybody over to our hood because there were probably

892
00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:54,839
Speaker 3: about forty houses and they were spread out enough where

893
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,399
Speaker 3: you could kind of like it would take all night,

894
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 3: so it wasn't like your kids just running door to

895
00:43:58,320 --> 00:43:58,839
Speaker 3: door to door.

896
00:43:59,320 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 2: But it was a big deal.

897
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 3: And we got this new family and they had never

898
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:07,800
Speaker 3: experienced it before, and they gave out Coca Cola cans

899
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 3: of coke because that's all they had that was like

900
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 3: anything sweet, and so we were all pumped. Like when

901
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 3: you're a kid and you get a soda, it's just

902
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 3: like this rocks. And then later they handed like years later,

903
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 3: they would hand out gatorade, sixteen ounce gatorades, and people

904
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 3: went ballistic.

905
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 2: It was like the best. It's like parents are like,

906
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,560
Speaker 2: can I grab one of those?

907
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 3: Like people are just walking around and they're like, I

908
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 3: need some electrolyts.

909
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,080
Speaker 2: It was the best.

910
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 3: Like if I live in kind of a weird area

911
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:41,600
Speaker 3: where nobody comes, Gatorade was a hit.

912
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:42,080
Speaker 2: Guys.

913
00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 1: If you got the rain, smart's so smart?

914
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 4: Do you do you do? You does your neighborhood, go

915
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 4: go out for Halloween, Aaron.

916
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 7: I live in a kind of an urban like off

917
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 7: of a main street in my neighborhood, and so it

918
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 7: every year. There's a few more, but we go. I

919
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:05,880
Speaker 7: usually bring the kids somewhere else. When I was in

920
00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 7: like middle school early high school, my brother and I

921
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 7: came up with this system that we would go trigger

922
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 7: treating the next morning and we would go to people's

923
00:45:17,239 --> 00:45:19,280
Speaker 7: outdoors and just go trick or treat.

924
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 6: Got any more candy you don't want to eat? And

925
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 6: they'd be like, oh God, yes, thank you, jump.

926
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:28,080
Speaker 7: A whole thing in your bag, and you'd walk to

927
00:45:28,280 --> 00:45:29,840
Speaker 7: school or whatever.

928
00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,879
Speaker 6: With like a like a like a hobo sack full

929
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 6: of camp.

930
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:37,759
Speaker 7: Stress. Up.

931
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 3: You're the Steve Jobs that is so innovative and so smart, because.

932
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 7: There's now I realize I'm like if I've left over canyon,

933
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 7: like get it out of here, and my body can't

934
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:49,400
Speaker 7: take this, but I want it desperately.

935
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 6: I've now started buying stuff I don't like.

936
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 4: Oh that's smart, And that's maybe why it's so difficult

937
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,840
Speaker 4: to get good candy when you're a I always remember

938
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,640
Speaker 4: it being difficult to get like you would just get

939
00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:06,040
Speaker 4: a bunch of like raisinetes often and because everybody liked

940
00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 4: these raisinets, these fucking losers or raisins.

941
00:46:09,200 --> 00:46:11,439
Speaker 3: Some people used to give that little those sun made

942
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,840
Speaker 3: or whatever, the little red boxes.

943
00:46:13,320 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 2: You would be like, gee, thanks lady, rais apple.

944
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: Everyone would just throw the apple.

945
00:46:19,800 --> 00:46:23,200
Speaker 3: Yes, immediately there's a mailbox. Doint boy.

946
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: I love the idea.

947
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,839
Speaker 4: This is my last year, was my first year where

948
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 4: my daughter was old enough to go trick or treating.

949
00:46:32,200 --> 00:46:33,920
Speaker 1: And I had no idea.

950
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 4: And I don't know if this is like this everywhere else,

951
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 4: but in my neighborhood. My neighborhood goes pretty much all

952
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:44,359
Speaker 4: out and it's just all the parents are drinking and

953
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 4: all the kids are going and it's so much fun.

954
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,919
Speaker 4: It's like Halloween is awesome again because everybody's just got

955
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 4: a stroller with the big red cups. Everybody's like what

956
00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 4: are you drinking, like pouring drinks for other people on

957
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 4: the street, and it is it's just this big outdoor

958
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 4: party for like two hours right after the sun goes down.

959
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,879
Speaker 1: It's amazing that those are.

960
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:06,200
Speaker 7: The neighborhoods we like to go to. And then one

961
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,879
Speaker 7: of my daughters is allergic to peanuts. So I used

962
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:11,279
Speaker 7: to be like, just ask for something else, just say

963
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:13,319
Speaker 7: is it okay perhaps, And now I'm like, just give

964
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:16,720
Speaker 7: it here, yeah, I walk away.

965
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:17,640
Speaker 6: Like so.

966
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: Amory Hart, who was our guest on this every year since.

967
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 3: I moved to la we are childless losers. We're unlovable,

968
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:33,399
Speaker 3: childless losers. We do Halloween together in a great trick

969
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 3: or treating neighborhood and we definitely same neighborhood as Kurt.

970
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:43,040
Speaker 3: And last year we rented a frozen Margarita machine just

971
00:47:43,080 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: for the parents and it was people were like, you

972
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 3: guys are the house right, We're like, yeah, get in here.

973
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:51,839
Speaker 2: So we buy way too.

974
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,440
Speaker 3: I mean we have Strobe lights and music and spired

975
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:56,040
Speaker 3: we have everything you can have. But then we also

976
00:47:56,200 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 3: just give the parents to go walking frozen marks.

977
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 6: This is genius. I'm gonna need.

978
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:05,400
Speaker 3: To get I will text you after this what neighborhood

979
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 3: and what streets also because of what's going on in

980
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 3: the world and who knows if there's gonna be a

981
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:14,040
Speaker 3: real Halloween this year, Like, let's as a country, as

982
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,840
Speaker 3: soon as this shit is over the next thirty first

983
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 3: of the next month, that's Halloween. I don't care if

984
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 3: it's June, I don't care when. If it's December, let's

985
00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 3: just do it. If it's Christmas on the twenty fifth,

986
00:48:26,719 --> 00:48:29,719
Speaker 3: and then Halloween on the thirty first, and then New

987
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 3: Year's Eve, let's go.

988
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:35,960
Speaker 7: Blistic Halloween Halloween, they'll be from six to eight New

989
00:48:36,040 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 7: Year's get.

990
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 6: The rest of the night.

991
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 2: That would be the greatest ever. And then let's just

992
00:48:40,719 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 2: keep it that way.

993
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:46,239
Speaker 4: Anyways, I digress, Scotty, send us out.

994
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 2: Let's send us out.

995
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:48,000
Speaker 1: Last story.

996
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 3: Aaron, thank you so much for being on bananas. Really

997
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 3: appreciate it.

998
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, is there anything everyone? Of course, go and watch

999
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 4: the new Bill and Ted's movie. When is it coming out?

1000
00:48:58,560 --> 00:48:58,840
Speaker 1: Aaron?

1001
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 6: September first, September one.

1002
00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:02,759
Speaker 2: It's so soon, can't wait.

1003
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:03,320
Speaker 6: Soon?

1004
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 4: Get it wherever you get movies in your home? Oh yeah,

1005
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 4: anything else you want to Yeah, exactly.

1006
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 7: God, I don't know. Oh, watch Room one oh four.

1007
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:15,200
Speaker 7: I have an episode coming up at some point.

1008
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 2: I'm a huge fan.

1009
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 7: It's like me and Kevin Nalan and it's it's not

1010
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:20,959
Speaker 7: like a.

1011
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 6: Like a classic eighties or nineties sitcom.

1012
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so great that one.

1013
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 7: I don't know the exact date on that, but it's

1014
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,160
Speaker 7: such a good, creative, clever show.

1015
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1016
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,040
Speaker 1: I love Kevin Nilon. He is great.

1017
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 2: HBO Room one O four watch it. It's a little scary.

1018
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 3: If you get a little scared of things, watch Aaron's

1019
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 3: episode and grow up.

1020
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:42,600
Speaker 4: And go watch Medical Police if you haven't all read

1021
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:43,320
Speaker 4: d series.

1022
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:44,439
Speaker 2: Oh it's so good.

1023
00:49:44,640 --> 00:49:47,320
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, let's get out of here with something hot

1024
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 3: and sexy.

1025
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:50,400
Speaker 2: Not really.

1026
00:49:50,719 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 3: This is from Sam Sheed from Business Insider. One in

1027
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,440
Speaker 3: four people have fantasized about Alexa, Siri and AI assistance.

1028
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: Where are they getting their numbers from?

1029
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:03,759
Speaker 3: Oh?

1030
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:05,440
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna tell you, Kurt.

1031
00:50:07,680 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 4: It's just like it's the author's been like, well, I

1032
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 4: definitely have, and I know three people who have four.

1033
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 2: That's the best.

1034
00:50:14,719 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 3: Well, I'm looking around the room, and those three seem civilized.

1035
00:50:18,280 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 3: I'm over here, sneaking away talking to my echo.

1036
00:50:23,120 --> 00:50:23,440
Speaker 2: Okay.

1037
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:25,520
Speaker 3: So, a study of more than a thousand voice tech

1038
00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 3: users found that twenty six percent of them have had

1039
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 3: a sexual fantasy about their voice assistant, which include the

1040
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 3: likes of Alexis, Siri and Cortana that's the sexiest name.

1041
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 3: What those sexual fantasies were isn't clear, but it's an

1042
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 3: alarming number of people. It's called the Speak Easy Study

1043
00:50:47,239 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: Pretty Good Honestly, based on the responses of over one

1044
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: thousand smartphone owners aged eighteen and over and one hundred

1045
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:59,920
Speaker 3: Amazon Echo owners, was published by advertising agencies jw T

1046
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:03,880
Speaker 3: and mind Share. This is kind of an important sentence.

1047
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 3: It's not clear what percentage of respondence were men and

1048
00:51:06,800 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 3: what percentage were women. I'm guessing a lot of dudes,

1049
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,160
Speaker 3: but I don't know. Ummm, maybe I'm wrong.

1050
00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 2: I don't know. The study also found that thirty said this,

1051
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,280
Speaker 2: Oh boy, what a world.

1052
00:51:19,600 --> 00:51:22,760
Speaker 3: The study also found that thirty seven percent of voice

1053
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:27,080
Speaker 3: technology users were quote love their voice assistant so much

1054
00:51:27,160 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 3: that they wish they were a real person end quote. Clearly,

1055
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:35,600
Speaker 3: some humans are finding themselves very attracted to their voice assistance.

1056
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 3: The relationship between humans and assistants powered by AI are

1057
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: poised to become even stronger as Amazon, Google, and Apple

1058
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: and Microsoft spend millions to make their voice assistance as

1059
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,319
Speaker 3: human as possible. And it's there's a side note here

1060
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 3: that's excuse me. Tech companies have a tendency to focus

1061
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:57,840
Speaker 3: on female voices and names of personal assistance, possibly in

1062
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 3: a bid to make them more appealing to young not

1063
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 3: my word, there were geeky men. A third of the

1064
00:52:03,560 --> 00:52:06,120
Speaker 3: respondent said they're excited for a future where their voice

1065
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:15,399
Speaker 3: assistants anticipate what they need and take actions for them.

1066
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:16,160
Speaker 1: Not us tell me I'm pretty.

1067
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:20,520
Speaker 7: Do you think I was gonna say what? Before you

1068
00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,360
Speaker 7: said like the young thing? I was like, do you

1069
00:52:22,400 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 7: think this all started with that great eighties movie Electric Dreams.

1070
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:33,240
Speaker 6: I loved this movie so much. It's like a computer.

1071
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,920
Speaker 7: This guy spills on his computer, and the computer comes

1072
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:39,520
Speaker 7: to life and starts having a relationship with the woman

1073
00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 7: of Yes, the computer falls in love with the girl.

1074
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,880
Speaker 4: And the computer try and kill the man because the

1075
00:52:46,920 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 4: man wants to date her. Yes, I remember seeing that

1076
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 4: on cable as a kid.

1077
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:53,759
Speaker 6: Oh it was.

1078
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,319
Speaker 7: It spoke to me for some reason, maybe just because

1079
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:58,240
Speaker 7: if she plays the cello and I like the cello.

1080
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,239
Speaker 3: I mean, Weird Sciens hit it. I just watched Weird

1081
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,320
Speaker 3: Science recently. It's on one of the streaming apps, and it's.

1082
00:53:04,120 --> 00:53:07,160
Speaker 6: Like, yeah, just Alexa come to light.

1083
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:10,479
Speaker 2: It's Alexa. It's like high school horny high school boys.

1084
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:13,360
Speaker 3: Alexa's come to life is what Kelly LeBrock?

1085
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:14,400
Speaker 2: Is that right? Yeah?

1086
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:18,960
Speaker 3: And you're like get out of here. But yeah, apparently dudes,

1087
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 3: dudes be flirting.

1088
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:23,959
Speaker 4: I mean, you know, I also wonder too if it's

1089
00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 4: older men, because I definitely have a relative who he's

1090
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 4: a very very very very chatty man to the point

1091
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,920
Speaker 4: where like if you get into conversation with him, like

1092
00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:37,800
Speaker 4: you sometimes have to just walk away because he just

1093
00:53:37,880 --> 00:53:40,120
Speaker 4: keeps talking. Yes, And I think at this point his

1094
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:42,640
Speaker 4: wife has tuned his chattiness out.

1095
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 2: Oh boy.

1096
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:45,840
Speaker 4: And he said, the first thing he does when he

1097
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,840
Speaker 4: wakes up in the morning is say hello to Alexa

1098
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:52,239
Speaker 4: and then and Alexa always has new things to tell him.

1099
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:55,400
Speaker 4: So I've never like delved into Alexa or whatever. But

1100
00:53:55,440 --> 00:54:00,839
Speaker 4: apparently Amazon is like continually updating Alexa with like conversational techniques.

1101
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 4: And so he says he talks to Alexa hours a day.

1102
00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:07,719
Speaker 6: Like it's so deeply disturbing.

1103
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's so.

1104
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 4: But also it's perfect for this guy because it is

1105
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:17,040
Speaker 4: like an indef indefatigable Uh.

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Speaker 6: I'm always so scared to say that word. Congratsion. I like,

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Speaker 6: I'll read it, and I'm like, it's a.

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Speaker 1: Tough word to say.

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Speaker 3: They're like, Aaron, just read read what's on the page. Please,

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Speaker 3: can we just get what's on the page?

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Speaker 8: Please?

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Speaker 2: And you're like, Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I don't have any of those things, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: You're a little more tech aware that I'm a bit

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Speaker 3: of a lot of myself.

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Speaker 4: I use Siri and I you Sirie all the time,

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Speaker 4: primarily when I'm driving or when i'm cooking, for like

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00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:52,359
Speaker 4: timers or for like texting when I'm driving, and my

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00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,200
Speaker 4: wife really dislikes it, and she made her dislike known enough.

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Speaker 1: My daughter is.

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Speaker 4: Now picked up on it, who's three, and now whenever

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Speaker 4: I talk to series, she acts scared, like she's not

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Speaker 4: actually scared, but she like acts like she's scared of robots.

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Speaker 4: And she's like, Papa, don't talk to the robots. And

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Speaker 4: I'm like, it's just I'm just making a timer for

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Speaker 4: your macaroni.

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Speaker 7: And it doesn't matter anyway, honey, because they're always listening.

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Speaker 1: Yes, oh yeah, I know.

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Speaker 3: It's the great thing that the three of us didn't

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Speaker 3: grow up with smartphones, and you know, we got through

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00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 3: high school and college without them, which is it's such

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00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,359
Speaker 3: a blessing. It hits me like once a month where

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00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,479
Speaker 3: I'm like, man, I'm so glad all of that wasn't

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00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 3: there to embarrass myself to document everything, Like there's just

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00:55:41,200 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 3: no digital trail of those horrific form like oh, I

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00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 3: really do think about it hits me and where I'm like,

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Speaker 3: thank god, thank god.

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Speaker 7: The just the regrettable emails I sent from the computer lab.

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Speaker 4: I love the computer lab. I would always go. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: everyone would go to the computer lab. Like I had

1141
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 4: a computer or at home, but I just didn't know

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00:56:01,719 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 4: how to make it get email, so I would just

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00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 4: go to the computer lab. Yeah, it's the best.

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Speaker 6: It was the best place ever. Uh yeah, I don't ever.

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00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:11,080
Speaker 6: I never use mine.

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00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't.

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00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,839
Speaker 7: I mean, my kids have like an Alexa and they

1148
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:17,360
Speaker 7: only know to listen to music, and everyone's like, you know,

1149
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,879
Speaker 7: to play little games on there.

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00:56:19,920 --> 00:56:22,240
Speaker 6: I never even think to you, Siri.

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00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:25,919
Speaker 7: I think I may have maybe took it off because

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00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 7: it just never pops into my mind. Yeah, to have

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00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:32,160
Speaker 7: have my phone set the timer for me without me

1154
00:56:32,280 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 7: going on and picking the app.

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Speaker 6: And that's maybe opening up my cooking world.

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Speaker 2: Kurt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, like when you throw stuff in you just

1158
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 4: tell it and just does it for you anyway, I'm

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00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,600
Speaker 4: getting everybody into it.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, Kurt, having a relationship, Yeah, I don't right, It's

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00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 8: just well I started, I started using it as a

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Speaker 8: timer and now I'm fucking it.

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Speaker 1: Aaron, thank you so much for being on Banana.

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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me you guys, super fun.

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Speaker 1: Levine, theme song by Khan Amani.

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Speaker 2: And all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:25,720
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00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:26,880
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00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,240
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