Speaker 1: Hey, we got you today, brand new second date here
Speaker 1: coming up. But first let's reflect, shall we?
Speaker 2: Shall we on telling your mother in law that you
Speaker 2: need a love making session with her son. Oh that
Speaker 2: was yesterday's awkward Tuesday phone call. If you have not
Speaker 2: listened to it, you should right now. We got a
Speaker 2: lot of comments on that one. What do you see,
Speaker 2: Alexis Yeah.
Speaker 3: Keeler's World said, as embarrassing as that is, I don't
Speaker 3: know any man in my personal world that wouldn't be
Speaker 3: very happy and very proud to have a wife that
Speaker 3: desires them like that.
Speaker 2: Really, Yeah, the mother in law will eventually get grand
Speaker 2: babies if they're working, you know.
Speaker 1: So there we go.
Speaker 2: Well, I definitely leave your thoughts and musings.
Speaker 4: We'll call them on drama.
Speaker 1: Yeah, today's second day, it's starting right now.
Speaker 4: Second date up day. There's a ton of bad dating
Speaker 4: terms out there to describe what happened to you, whether
Speaker 4: you got catfish or breadcrumbed or mongolian barbecued.
Speaker 5: The same.
Speaker 4: It's supposed to be a bad thing. But I'm curious.
Speaker 4: Is there a term for when your date shows up
Speaker 4: to meet you and then cancels almost instantly for the
Speaker 4: rest of the night.
Speaker 2: Wait, what.
Speaker 1: Your you're together?
Speaker 4: Yeah? And then they like no, actually, never mind.
Speaker 1: I think that's disappointment.
Speaker 4: Honest, maybe it's one sip wondered because we need to
Speaker 4: figure out whatever the term is apparent.
Speaker 1: It's going to catch on.
Speaker 4: But yeah, okay, disappointed is what will go with her?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Apparently it happened to our listener Decker that his date
Speaker 4: bailed almost immediately. At least that's what I got from
Speaker 4: reading his email. So let's talk about it, Decker. Welcome
Speaker 4: to the show man.
Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing, dud?
Speaker 2: Why would you even want to call this person back
Speaker 2: if they were that rude?
Speaker 5: You know, I'm not even I'm not even sure if
Speaker 5: she was so rude. I just I can't figure it out.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: Yes, maybe we need to understand the story more.
Speaker 4: No, let's draw conclusions right now without knowing anything.
Speaker 2: Actually, how I like to do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what, maybe we'll get a few details
Speaker 4: from If that's okay, let's just start from the beginning.
Speaker 4: What's this girl's name?
Speaker 5: Kelsey?
Speaker 1: Okay? And where'd you guys meet?
Speaker 5: Bumble?
Speaker 1: So it was an online date?
Speaker 5: Okay, you know, I'll be honest. The last couple of months,
Speaker 5: I've been getting a much more positive response on my
Speaker 5: bumble profile. I changed my main picture and I feel
Speaker 5: like that did the trick.
Speaker 1: What was the big change in the photo?
Speaker 4: What other person did you use as your profile pickre.
Speaker 5: No, No, I took it's my face, but I superimposed
Speaker 5: it on another person's body picture. Well, you know, Luke
Speaker 5: Combs is in the picture. It's a picture with Luke Combs,
Speaker 5: and it's it's my face. So I'm in the picture
Speaker 5: with Luke Combs.
Speaker 1: But you never actually, you never actually met Luke.
Speaker 5: I mean I've actually met a lot of famous people.
Speaker 5: I worked backstage and some music venues, so I've met
Speaker 5: a lot of but I didn't have a picture with
Speaker 5: Luke Combs.
Speaker 6: Why here's another picture of another celebrity.
Speaker 5: Brother.
Speaker 4: Well, is it a really good photoshop job or is
Speaker 4: it a really like obviously fake one where people would
Speaker 4: be like, oh that's funny.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's it's a pretty good job. I mean,
Speaker 5: why do you think she went out with me?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: You catfish?
Speaker 2: Well here's here's is the body type similar to your
Speaker 2: body type?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I think I have bet tickets.
Speaker 4: I could pull off an eight pack, no problem, Sure, Okay,
Speaker 4: well it got her interested in you at least, so
Speaker 4: tell us about where the conversation went from there.
Speaker 5: We had, Look, we had good conversation. We decided to
Speaker 5: meet up. I know through talking to her that she's
Speaker 5: a big live music fan, and I thought, let's do
Speaker 5: something fun. So I got us some tickets to go
Speaker 5: see Morgan Wallen in concert.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're just leaning into this country world.
Speaker 4: All right. Well that's a big show, like big.
Speaker 1: It's expensive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that much.
Speaker 5: You got to you gotta go bigger, you know, don't
Speaker 5: go at all?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, bet she was excited.
Speaker 4: How did she take the news that she was going
Speaker 4: to be seeing Morgan Wallen live in person?
Speaker 5: I mean she was into it, and we texted throughout
Speaker 5: the week and things are going good. Now. A few
Speaker 5: days before I was going to go with her, I
Speaker 5: realized I had to take my car to the shop
Speaker 5: and it got stuck there for a few extra days.
Speaker 5: So I was scrambling and I borrowed a buddy of
Speaker 5: mine's car and he's got a perfectly nice car. I
Speaker 5: wasn't wasn't a big deal.
Speaker 1: You got a fake body and a fake car, so fake.
Speaker 5: Bro, not true. The body was similar, and so was
Speaker 5: the car.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so wait, you even picked her up before
Speaker 2: this concert?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I picked her up. And as I'm driving
Speaker 5: to pick her up, I look, I'm looking in the
Speaker 5: rear view mirror, check my hair, and I see that
Speaker 5: my buddy left these car seats in the back of
Speaker 5: the car.
Speaker 2: Oh, kids, pull over, put them in the drunk quick.
Speaker 5: I should have done that, but I didn't. Right when
Speaker 5: she climbed in, I mean, it's the first thing she noticed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: So I explained the situation.
Speaker 4: And okay, okay, you told her that it was your
Speaker 4: friend's car, and those are yes. Yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 6: Then you don't feel very fake like we were insinuating her.
Speaker 1: You said, like, at what point did she leave? Like,
Speaker 1: did you guys get into the concert?
Speaker 5: Ever, well, we went and we stopped and got some
Speaker 5: food and a drink, one drink at a bar. Okay,
Speaker 5: And almost immediately she says, I'm not feeling well. I'm
Speaker 5: feeling a little nauseous, and so she goes to the
Speaker 5: bathroom a couple of times, and finally she just says,
Speaker 5: you know, I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well. I think
Speaker 5: you're gonna have to take me home.
Speaker 2: Oh well, so legit, No, that doesn't even feel like
Speaker 2: an excuse now, But.
Speaker 3: Why would I tell you to go to the concert
Speaker 3: without her like uber herself home.
Speaker 5: She brought up a lot of different options. I mean,
Speaker 5: I think she felt bad about it, but what she
Speaker 5: made clear is I just don't think I can go.
Speaker 4: Oh well, Brooks doesn't respect this woman. After just one drink,
Speaker 4: she's saying that is right.
Speaker 2: My guess is that she was trying to power through
Speaker 2: Jeffrey and then she realized while they were at the restaurant, like, ugh,
Speaker 2: I just I can't do it.
Speaker 6: This sounds real, Like I believe her. Why would anybody
Speaker 6: not go to the concert if you're using your line?
Speaker 1: You had the tickets, right, they weren't on her phone.
Speaker 2: That's a good point, and goes, yes, I had the ticket, okay,
Speaker 2: And I honestly, I really did believe that she wanted
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 5: But I take her home, I drop her off. I've
Speaker 5: texted her since then, saying I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 5: I hope you're doing okay, and also said, but we
Speaker 5: should find a chance to, you know, have a do over,
Speaker 5: and she says thank you for checking in, but she
Speaker 5: has not once responded to the idea of another date.
Speaker 6: Okay, it sounds like she was actually sick.
Speaker 5: Is it boring this?
Speaker 1: She also doesn't want to see him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, both things may be true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll find out where the truth really lies when
Speaker 4: we come back and call Kelsey and try and get
Speaker 4: you your country themed second date update. Yeha, we're doing
Speaker 4: it right after that.
Speaker 1: This isn't We're not country.
Speaker 4: Second date update? What would make a woman cancel a
Speaker 4: concert date for one of the biggest music artists in
Speaker 4: the world right before they walk into the show? Wow?
Speaker 4: Because that's what happened to our listener Decker. His date,
Speaker 4: Kelsey suddenly told him that she wasn't feeling good and
Speaker 4: had to go home, so they never made it into
Speaker 4: the actual venue.
Speaker 1: Maybe she realized she was going to a country music show, and.
Speaker 4: That's they had talked about it. They talked about it earlier,
Speaker 4: and she had expressed excitement and interest in going.
Speaker 1: I'm just joking.
Speaker 4: All of the sickness stuff would have been believable except
Speaker 4: for the fact that Kelsey's barely answering him at all
Speaker 4: after that night, which is why Decker thinks something else
Speaker 4: must be going on other than just the sickness. Still,
Speaker 4: what can be so bad? You're gonna skip one of
Speaker 4: the biggest.
Speaker 2: But they're not fun if you don't like the person
Speaker 2: you're you know, I think we need to know how
Speaker 2: different he looked from his profile picture than.
Speaker 1: Really catfish or he's a liar.
Speaker 5: I'm not a liar. The point of it was that
Speaker 5: I would look like I was buddies with, you know,
Speaker 5: a country star. It wasn't about the whole body thing.
Speaker 1: That's also a lie. Yeah, would go to he paid
Speaker 1: for a meet and greet his body.
Speaker 5: Look, I've met a lot of famous people, just not
Speaker 5: that famous dude.
Speaker 2: No, I think we're just gonna keep going on this circle,
Speaker 2: this this cycle.
Speaker 4: If we don't just continue, I mean, I'm having fun
Speaker 4: on the circle right now. But we'll offer a second
Speaker 4: just to call Kelsey. I'm a dollar her number right now.
Speaker 4: Here we go, Huh, Hey is this Kelsey?
Speaker 5: Who's this?
Speaker 4: Hey Kelsey? This is a radio show. We're called Brooke
Speaker 4: and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: Hi, Kelsey, what's up? Kelsey?
Speaker 4: Good morning?
Speaker 1: Whoa the whole shows here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're doing this segment. I'm not sure if
Speaker 4: you're familiar with it. It's called a second date update. Okay,
Speaker 4: m hm, okay, take that as a noe. What we're
Speaker 4: trying to do is we're trying to help out one
Speaker 4: of our listeners to figure out if there's a reason
Speaker 4: you haven't really been talking to him much after your
Speaker 4: first We'll call it a half date, a guy named
Speaker 4: Decker that you met up with recently.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: The thing is, Decker's confused why there hasn't been any
Speaker 4: communication between you two after that night.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 4: And by the way, we do hope that you feel
Speaker 4: better because we heard that you were a little under
Speaker 4: the weather. Yes, right before the concert. You missed a
Speaker 4: whole concert. I mean you must have been sick.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, I am doing that, thank you.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 1: It's Decker reading it right that you don't want to
Speaker 1: hang out with him again.
Speaker 5: I just I mean, a date wasn't what I expected.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Well, what I can tell you what he
Speaker 4: told us was that he had planned this really fun
Speaker 4: concert night at the Morgan walland Show. He picked you
Speaker 4: up in his friend's.
Speaker 2: Car, which he didn't realize had car seats in the back.
Speaker 2: Seat until you got in, which sounds like that would
Speaker 2: have been pretty shocking for you.
Speaker 5: It was it was like.
Speaker 2: It was his body's car.
Speaker 5: Great because you know then friends of people who have families.
Speaker 5: That always seems nice.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, there's not much left to what he told us.
Speaker 4: He said, you stopped off somewhere to grab a quick
Speaker 4: drink right before the show, and then almost immediately you
Speaker 4: started to feel sick and had to go home.
Speaker 5: All right, that is true, okay.
Speaker 1: Is it true that you were actually sick?
Speaker 5: That is not true.
Speaker 2: Okay, so something happened where you had to fake it
Speaker 2: just to get out of the date.
Speaker 5: Look, I was excited. I mean this guy, I was thinking,
Speaker 5: this guy must really like me. These are expensive tickets.
Speaker 4: This concert is sold out, I know it is.
Speaker 5: And we get to the bar for a drink in food,
Speaker 5: and then then he tells me.
Speaker 4: To deal with the tickets.
Speaker 1: What's the deal?
Speaker 4: He says that one of us has to.
Speaker 5: Pretend to be hurt.
Speaker 4: What he brought crutches in the boot?
Speaker 5: He says, they're in the trunk.
Speaker 2: Waits it pretend to be disabled for the night.
Speaker 5: I mean, I injured. You know?
Speaker 4: Why why would somebody need to.
Speaker 5: Do that because we have to get to the disabled seats.
Speaker 4: He says to me, Oh my god, he bought the
Speaker 4: disabled section. They're hard to get. This is the only
Speaker 4: way he can get these tickets. Yeah, oh no. If
Speaker 4: people don't know, they don't go to events.
Speaker 6: There is a specific section for disabled people that need.
Speaker 1: Wheelchairs or crass absolute.
Speaker 6: And so I've actually had this combo with my friends before, like,
Speaker 6: how awful would it be if somebody faked it?
Speaker 4: So you're saying the thought has crossed your mind before. Okay,
Speaker 4: but you talked yourself out of it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sure he wasn't joking.
Speaker 5: Okay, Now, I never saw the crutches. I never saw
Speaker 5: the boot. Okay, I'm like, no, I got to get
Speaker 5: out of here. I can't.
Speaker 4: I cannot do that. No, wonder you.
Speaker 1: He's got a real loose moral line.
Speaker 4: Yes, and I'm sure he's not going to be too
Speaker 4: happy that you faked being sick in front of him
Speaker 4: to get out.
Speaker 5: Of the date.
Speaker 4: I don't know, in front of one person instead of
Speaker 4: your thousand. Well, a lot of people are listening while
Speaker 4: Decker is on the other line too, wanting to talk
Speaker 4: to you. Oh man, no, oh god, you.
Speaker 1: Don't have to feel bad. He's got to feel bad
Speaker 1: in this situation.
Speaker 4: Deck, Are you there?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 4: You know what, more than anyone, I believe that there's
Speaker 4: always two any story.
Speaker 1: Okay, so let you take his side that I'm.
Speaker 4: Not taking aside. I'm just wanting to hear what your
Speaker 4: explanation is, Decker for what we just heard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, exactly, there are two sides. And the thing
Speaker 5: is is, look, if you've been to a concert, you
Speaker 5: know that this was big money. I didn't want to
Speaker 5: spend all that money to go to this concert and
Speaker 5: then see the back of somebody's head.
Speaker 2: So not only did you not do it because you
Speaker 2: couldn't get tickets, you just wanted better seats. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I paid for the tickets. I paid for the tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not saying you you're not allowed to buy
Speaker 2: those tickets.
Speaker 1: They're not for you.
Speaker 6: There could have been somebody who wanted to go to
Speaker 6: the concert who's like, I don't know, who has crutches,
Speaker 6: and they couldn't.
Speaker 1: Go because you're an abled bodied man.
Speaker 5: Exactly. I am able, Bobby, but Kelsey, she's not. She
Speaker 5: had the crutches in the boot.
Speaker 2: God, how many other women have you gotten into this boot?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: Is that a normal play that you've done before?
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to hear the answer.
Speaker 5: No, I bought them for this date, and he.
Speaker 1: Didn't measure your own foot before you bought it.
Speaker 5: No. Look, it was a deal that I got online.
Speaker 5: I was hustling to get this date with her because
Speaker 5: I want to make it special.
Speaker 4: Okay. He knew that Kelsey was a big country fan
Speaker 4: and was willing to do whatever it took in order
Speaker 4: to get her into this amazing show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how romantic, Jeff.
Speaker 5: Well, that's something though, That's something that you confer with
Speaker 5: your date about in advance, Like, I don't even think
Speaker 5: I could enjoy that, even if we were dating for
Speaker 5: a year, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 1: Wow, chivalry, you could just say you could never do
Speaker 1: that the relationship.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, how good are these seats in this
Speaker 4: particular section? They sound pretty good from what.
Speaker 5: All? Right, Look, it didn't happen in the past. I
Speaker 5: was able to sell the tickets for a profit anyway,
Speaker 5: So it's all.
Speaker 2: Someone who was actually disabled who could have bought the tickets,
Speaker 2: wasn't able to because you have purchased them.
Speaker 4: And then they were they were in the disabled section.
Speaker 4: So it must have been a disabled person that got
Speaker 4: to go for the show just a little bit more
Speaker 4: money than they would have paid otherwise.
Speaker 6: Hear the tickets come with a free boot here put
Speaker 6: this on.
Speaker 5: I just want to say, like it just makes you think,
Speaker 5: like what other kinds of lies are? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like something like who you're friends with? Right, Like
Speaker 2: what celebrities you've actually met and what celebrities you haven't Decker.
Speaker 5: I've met a lot of celebrities, Brooke, I don't know
Speaker 5: who you're talking about specifically.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's talking about us obviously because he's a friend
Speaker 4: of the show friend that I'm sorry, I'm not okay.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, Look, you've all made your point. Okay, we
Speaker 5: just we don't see eyed eye on this. But what
Speaker 5: I'm going to say is the past is the past.
Speaker 5: And look, Kelsey like said, I made a couple extra
Speaker 5: bucks off of it. Why don't we pretended this didn't
Speaker 5: happen and let's go to another You want to go
Speaker 5: out on another date and use the money you made
Speaker 5: off of disabled people?
Speaker 4: You say it that way, you don't know if they
Speaker 4: were disabled.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it doesn't matter. Who about the tickets? Okay,
Speaker 5: I don't know. Just go out with me again, and if.
Speaker 4: You say yes to another date, we would pay for it.
Speaker 2: You would not, Okay, I am not participating in this.
Speaker 4: Will at least pay for the handicapped parking stick or
Speaker 4: that you on this. What are we going to do then, Brooke.
Speaker 1: We're just she's not gonna say yes. Kelsey, would you
Speaker 1: ever say yes to this in a million years?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, I'm going to say no.
Speaker 4: It's like, there's got to be a line, right, there
Speaker 4: is a line. There's a special shorter line to get
Speaker 4: in if you sit in the disabled section, and you
Speaker 4: can get any faster.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there is.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, I think you've learned your lesson here
Speaker 4: for the next time you take a woman out. It's
Speaker 4: two boots, two sets of crutches. That way, you're not
Speaker 4: putting her in a weird position, your body cast if
Speaker 4: you think about it. Yeah, there you have somebody else,
Speaker 4: will you itok Jeffrey. In the morning, they say, out
Speaker 4: of great crisis comes great opportunity. And already on the
Speaker 4: text line at seven eighty five nine two, somebody says
Speaker 4: they came up with a new business plan to buy
Speaker 4: concert tickets in the disabled section and upsell them the.
Speaker 1: Day of being sarcastic Jeff.
Speaker 4: Personally, I am horrified by it. I didn't even want
Speaker 4: to read that, but I did see books reply that said,
Speaker 4: if somebody does launch this, she wants twenty percent of
Speaker 4: the profits.
Speaker 5: Does it?
Speaker 4: Technically wants her idea savvy business. I like that about you.
Speaker 2: You know, you don't always have to side with our listener,
Speaker 2: Like sometimes people cross the line so far that it's
Speaker 2: okay to say, sorry, buddy, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 4: Well, that's not very entertaining, is it. Somebody's got to
Speaker 4: try and stand up for the bad things that people do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, at this point, At this point, I feel like
Speaker 6: the listeners need to try to break you, Jeff. What
Speaker 6: can they get away with that? Jeff will not endure me.
Speaker 1: I feel like that sentences the hill you're gonna die on.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, well that's my job and at least the
Speaker 4: overall that was a pretty easy no that we got
Speaker 4: out of the whole conversation. But there's plenty of yes's
Speaker 4: out there. They're up in our Second Date podcasts. We've
Speaker 4: got hundreds of them, and you can binge them all
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