1 00:00:00,400 --> 00:00:07,000 Speaker 1: Forever. Hello, I said a hip hop, hippy hip hip 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: hop hip hopy, you don't stop again. 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: We did a bang bangooga. Now what you hear is 4 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 2: not that songs from before my time? 5 00:00:19,360 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: Yes, Hello, Hello, Hello, we're starting up top. This is 6 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:28,680 Speaker 1: gonna be a shorty. It's gonna be a short episode. 7 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: But tell them why it it's gonna be a shorty. 8 00:00:30,600 --> 00:00:30,920 Speaker 2: Do wop. 9 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: Sisny was supposed to come to my house yesterday to 10 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: record the podcast, and she was like, I'm gonna bring 11 00:00:34,840 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: somebody with me and I was like, Sydney, we have 12 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:37,239 Speaker 1: work to do. 13 00:00:37,920 --> 00:00:39,680 Speaker 2: And she was like, I'm coming with a plus one. 14 00:00:40,320 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: And then we got here and our plus one got 15 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,519 Speaker 1: us lunch and I was like, well, we can't be 16 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 1: disrespectful and in front of her, and they'd be like, girl, 17 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:49,839 Speaker 1: you gotta dash bive. 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:53,559 Speaker 2: Each please hush for sixty two minutes. We are upstests 19 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,959 Speaker 2: with you. Abby. We know you don't listen to the podcast, 20 00:00:56,000 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 2: but thank you for lunch lunch. Thank you so. 21 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: And also I need to go get my braids like 22 00:01:04,880 --> 00:01:07,080 Speaker 1: touched up because she's got a booking. 23 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:11,720 Speaker 2: She's booked for the week next week. But also when 24 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:13,679 Speaker 2: did you get here? Friend? Because you said you was 25 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:14,840 Speaker 2: gonna be here at ten thirty. 26 00:01:15,040 --> 00:01:18,520 Speaker 1: I know, I know, I'm scrambling to get my company 27 00:01:18,520 --> 00:01:22,000 Speaker 1: out of here before that time. I mean, friend, just like, 28 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: what who has a who has company on a Thursday morning? 29 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 2: People who are cool? 30 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:30,679 Speaker 1: It just doesn't make any sense. Cool niggas have company. No, 31 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,039 Speaker 1: it's a real messy friend. You're in a You're in 32 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: a large white tea baggie, a large an extra large 33 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: white teas. 34 00:01:37,959 --> 00:01:39,120 Speaker 2: That's a two short dress. 35 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:41,920 Speaker 1: This is the outfit when you're like a mom of 36 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,480 Speaker 1: three and you're just trying to get fucked before before 37 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,119 Speaker 1: you're you. 38 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:49,840 Speaker 2: Just had company. No, I showered. This is me out 39 00:01:49,880 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 2: in the shower. 40 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 1: Friend, Okay, well, you know I want to start positive 41 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 1: because we're most likely go in negative. 42 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 2: Yo, I got a sex lamp. 43 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,800 Speaker 1: It is incredible calling it a sex it's a sex 44 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:09,680 Speaker 1: Well you called it a sex lamp and I just 45 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:12,520 Speaker 1: was like, it's a mood lamp. But if you sent 46 00:02:12,560 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: me the link for yesterday, let me, yeah, tell them 47 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 1: what it is. 48 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:16,880 Speaker 2: Let me see what the reviews. Don't tell them where 49 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: it's from. 50 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: It's a black business, oh, black owned yeah, yeah, black 51 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 1: owned business. She's like you're lying, but okay, yes, support 52 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:29,880 Speaker 1: black owned businesses. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you said don't 53 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:31,680 Speaker 1: tell them whether it's from then where it's from. 54 00:02:32,720 --> 00:02:38,160 Speaker 2: It's black owned though, Okay, okay, okay, that's the press. 55 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, she's doing well. If I order within twelve hours, 56 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,440 Speaker 1: I can get it tomorrow. Yeah, it's good, Marie, it's good. 57 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: It is like incredible. You can it's like sound. It 58 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:56,000 Speaker 1: like goes off of sound, so the lights can change 59 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: if you're playing, oh, sink it to your like blue yes, 60 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: and you do it from your phone. And so I 61 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: was playing you know, the playlist and the playlist, and 62 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,839 Speaker 1: I had the lights on, and honey, I gotta start 63 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:16,679 Speaker 1: an OnlyFans for real. I really, I really got to 64 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:19,760 Speaker 1: start an other fans. I am so good at what 65 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:26,320 Speaker 1: I do that this cocky, sexy Sydney is it might 66 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: could be a problem for the rest of the quarantine. 67 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,440 Speaker 2: It's pretty much a problem. 68 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:31,480 Speaker 1: And I just want to say that if you're not 69 00:03:31,639 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: looking at your vagina or body on a daily basis 70 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: and being like, damn, I love this, this is wonderful, 71 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: you gotta you gotta change your whole mindset. You gotta 72 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 1: you gotta make direct eye contact with your butt nakedself. 73 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,400 Speaker 1: We just went through all of the hell and we're 74 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:52,440 Speaker 1: still going through it, but it's not as hard as 75 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: it was like two months ago. This is the time 76 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: to love yourself, go all out. 77 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: Shit, go and love your yes and make you feeling pretty. 78 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:09,000 Speaker 1: Dude, heavy walker, No, this is the time. Shave it 79 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:12,760 Speaker 1: all off, get the get the looks that you thought 80 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: you were gonna rock, and just take photos. 81 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:17,320 Speaker 2: In your house. Have fun. 82 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:24,160 Speaker 1: Listen, I'm all about taking some sexy nudes for yourself, yeah, 83 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:26,400 Speaker 1: you know, for you, for you, and then if you, 84 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,800 Speaker 1: if you so desire, you can send them to somebody. 85 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 1: You could drop them in the group chat boom. 86 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 2: If you don't have a group chat, that that's unfortunate. 87 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,200 Speaker 1: I don't even know. I feel like you have bigger 88 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: issues than we thought. Wow, get you a group chat, 89 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:41,680 Speaker 1: get you some people that are gonna gas you up, 90 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:50,320 Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, weddy Moji, Weddy moy Weddy moji. Yeah, 91 00:04:50,839 --> 00:04:53,800 Speaker 1: we can't be doing anything except the things that like 92 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 1: make us happy. 93 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,839 Speaker 2: Right now. That's it, that's it. 94 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: That's like a whole nother other Sydney right now, another 95 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: other Sydney. Well you have to if if you think 96 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: that you know you don't have a job right now, 97 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:10,360 Speaker 1: start doing, start writing, start drawing, start finding things that 98 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:13,160 Speaker 1: you didn't have time for, and just try to find 99 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:18,920 Speaker 1: the joy in that. Okay, Okay, my girl discovered arts 100 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:23,000 Speaker 1: and crafts on the girls on her she'd be putting 101 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,800 Speaker 1: glitter on it. Okay, paper mache, elmer glueh Helmer's glue. 102 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,080 Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like, what are we doing. 103 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,800 Speaker 1: You gotta take risks if you think that it's silly 104 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 1: or oh you're gonna look stupid or nobody's gonna like me. 105 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,880 Speaker 1: Unless unless it's racist, homophobic, transphobic, then. 106 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:44,600 Speaker 2: You should do it. 107 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: Unless it's all three of those things, you should be 108 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 1: doing it. Okay, wait, so do whatever you want as 109 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,680 Speaker 1: long as it's not racist. 110 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:56,120 Speaker 2: Homophobic, or transphobic. Yes, yeah, I think that's a word. 111 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 2: Yeah it is a word. 112 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:01,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, but also like some but it was somebody commiment 113 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:06,479 Speaker 1: to me recently he said that I like I seem 114 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 1: like I do whatever I want you do, And I 115 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I do, because like, realistically, the only 116 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: person who whose opinion of me matters is me, especially 117 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: right now what and everyone's in their own head about 118 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,880 Speaker 1: their own stuff, Like what am I worried about? Like 119 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 1: how people are viewing me right now? Like they got 120 00:06:23,640 --> 00:06:24,560 Speaker 1: their own stuff going on. 121 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,320 Speaker 2: They sure do. They're not worried about me. 122 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,440 Speaker 1: People are so overwhelmed they don't even have time to 123 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: look at your grammatical errors. And the people who are 124 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,640 Speaker 1: looking at your grammatical errors, they're rich and they're the 125 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:38,600 Speaker 1: one percent, and those are the enemies. Yeah, those are 126 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 1: our enemies. So it's like, just fucking live your life. 127 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 1: You know, Maria is thriving, hair is growing. 128 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: She's using neutral. I don't think they bought any ads 129 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:58,080 Speaker 2: for this person. We didn't say it, or if they did, 130 00:06:58,279 --> 00:07:04,040 Speaker 2: we're from air sponsors and better help it. 131 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:07,240 Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I'm thriving, but I'm I'm trying 132 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: to do things that again bring me joy and stuff 133 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:13,440 Speaker 1: that like it's not gonna require that much work, Like 134 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,080 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to put that much effort into anything 135 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 1: that I'm doing right now. 136 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,680 Speaker 2: Really how to put work into it? I put my 137 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:19,280 Speaker 2: back into it. 138 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:23,640 Speaker 1: I gotta break a sweat, girl, I'm about to put 139 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,560 Speaker 1: my back in. 140 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 2: Do you and your back it's a twenty. 141 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:36,120 Speaker 1: Two Hold up, wait a minute. 142 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:39,760 Speaker 2: Put a little kouchie in it. Ye, you know, just 143 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 2: life is not that bad, right now? 144 00:07:42,520 --> 00:07:45,440 Speaker 1: Do you sound this is people who are clearly having 145 00:07:45,480 --> 00:07:49,320 Speaker 1: some kind of sexual situations going on your whole sex lights. 146 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:52,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, this is people know that you're doing something. Yeah. 147 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,800 Speaker 2: I will never say what I'm doing, but just know 148 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:58,120 Speaker 2: I'm doing great. Well. 149 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:01,000 Speaker 1: My my roommate took all her things out, so now 150 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,040 Speaker 1: I have a two bedroom and two bedroom, two cats, 151 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: two bedroom, two cats, one bath. And Andrew is coming 152 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,920 Speaker 1: over today, well today's Thursday, but tomorrow Friday, which is 153 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: today because they know, right, cousin Andrew. Oh that's right, No, 154 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: cousin Andrew is coming over. Black Andrew, black tall Andrew. Yes, 155 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:30,520 Speaker 1: not gay producers, Yes exactly. He's coming and he's gonna 156 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,480 Speaker 1: help me, like rearrange my whole apartment. 157 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,400 Speaker 2: We're gonna put curtains up. 158 00:08:34,679 --> 00:08:36,079 Speaker 1: I don't know if we're gonna do curtains in the 159 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,720 Speaker 1: kitchen though, I don't know if I need to do that. 160 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 1: I was gonna say curtains in kitchen not necessary, but 161 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:42,760 Speaker 1: I looked up and I was like, I have yeah, 162 00:08:42,760 --> 00:08:44,959 Speaker 1: but I wasn't gonna put no curtains in this room. 163 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:46,439 Speaker 2: And then people are like. 164 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:52,520 Speaker 1: Yours are like they're they're not even they're it's they're 165 00:08:52,559 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 1: fake curtains. 166 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 2: They're literally all the way shear it's chiffon. 167 00:08:56,760 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: Yes, it's silly, misty Copeland skirt tool skirt curtains. 168 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 2: It works. 169 00:09:03,200 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: I mean, people could see you in here, naked, friend. 170 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 1: I don't know what they can just they can. No 171 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,720 Speaker 1: one looks up here. There's a giant tree in front 172 00:09:10,720 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: of the building. 173 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:11,960 Speaker 2: No one is looking down the. 174 00:09:11,920 --> 00:09:15,559 Speaker 1: Second there's so many pervs, there's so many quagmires around. 175 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,400 Speaker 2: Tweg warres, giggyiggity. 176 00:09:18,440 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: One day I wanted to like just stop by with 177 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:23,880 Speaker 1: my bike and just look up in the way. 178 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,559 Speaker 2: You're not gonna be able to see anything. Yeah. Also, 179 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:28,280 Speaker 2: you pull up to the building, you're not. You're not. 180 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,520 Speaker 2: Let me look up to the windows. 181 00:09:31,920 --> 00:09:34,959 Speaker 1: Well, when people don't have curtains, that's the first thing 182 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:38,720 Speaker 1: I do. Sure, But I'm so high up on this floor. 183 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,240 Speaker 2: You are not, bitch. Why are you act like you're 184 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:42,920 Speaker 2: on the fifty second floor. 185 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,800 Speaker 1: I'm on the first. I'm on the second floor. But 186 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:47,920 Speaker 1: the ceilings are so toll like the floors are high. Yeah, 187 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:53,760 Speaker 1: done on these niggas. These the ceilings the windows are 188 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:56,200 Speaker 1: from the ceilings to the to the floor to ceiling 189 00:09:56,520 --> 00:09:59,520 Speaker 1: beach baye be three of them. 190 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:03,400 Speaker 2: And just so you know, we are not financially doing well. 191 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:05,360 Speaker 1: So if you you know, slid on over to the 192 00:10:05,360 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 1: Patreon where we're selling our gossip for five dollars an episode. 193 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:15,400 Speaker 2: I am naming names, I am I'm giving blow by 194 00:10:15,520 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 2: blow action over there. 195 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,360 Speaker 1: The last Patreon was really good that episode. All we 196 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 1: talked about the ring let on the book, Yes, yes 197 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,400 Speaker 1: we did. So you gotta go on if you want 198 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:26,600 Speaker 1: to hear more about what I'm doing, gone over to 199 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 1: the Patriots. 200 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 2: You want to hear more about how I think she's doing. 201 00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:35,040 Speaker 1: The problem is somebody might listen and they're like, I'm 202 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,599 Speaker 1: going to go to the Patreon and I'm like, Darling, Darling. 203 00:10:38,520 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 2: I'm not talking about you, it's someone else. 204 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:46,600 Speaker 1: It's all lies. You know that I'm an actress. You 205 00:10:46,640 --> 00:10:52,079 Speaker 1: know that I'm a writer, a storyteller. The tales that 206 00:10:52,160 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 1: you be leaving friend, do you think do you think 207 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,600 Speaker 1: you're in love with me? 208 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 2: With who? Me? 209 00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,280 Speaker 1: Oh? No, but I know that you're in love with me. 210 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:05,160 Speaker 1: How do you say that? Because you're in lule with me? 211 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 1: The picture that you posted on the video you posted 212 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,840 Speaker 1: on Instagram the other day of me doing sid can cook. 213 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:11,439 Speaker 1: I was like, look at Sidney. 214 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 2: She's all over me, all over me, I do. 215 00:11:16,679 --> 00:11:19,120 Speaker 1: I was on the phone with someone and I said, 216 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:27,920 Speaker 1: Marie really does make me happy in a platonic way, 217 00:11:26,080 --> 00:11:30,120 Speaker 1: and they're like, so, why don't you just go fucking 218 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:34,760 Speaker 1: date Marie. No, I'm not gonna date Marie. A person 219 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:41,199 Speaker 1: sounds if you think you're loulan. Now wait to do 220 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:42,959 Speaker 1: you live and wait for the beat to drop? 221 00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,720 Speaker 2: No, damn. 222 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:50,120 Speaker 1: I'm like, you're like, wait, okay, all right, she's my sister, soulmate. 223 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: Soulmates don't have to be somebody that you're romantically attracted to. 224 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,880 Speaker 2: Could you believe ins I do? You don't think? 225 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,400 Speaker 1: You don't think it's crazy how we met and how 226 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,480 Speaker 1: we like hit it off immediately and we've met so 227 00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:06,240 Speaker 1: many people in between and nobody compares to us. 228 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:10,120 Speaker 2: Well, that's because we're an incredible friend and quiet. You 229 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 2: said I'm incredible. I said, we're incredible. Oh you heard cool? Yeah? Sure? Huh. 230 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:19,000 Speaker 2: Come on, Marie, you don't think you've you've met so 231 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:19,440 Speaker 2: many people. 232 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:23,120 Speaker 1: You're out in these streets every like, well before the streets, 233 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: you were out before and then you. 234 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:27,719 Speaker 2: Just so happen we linked up. 235 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,160 Speaker 1: There was so because you was obsessed from Ben bitch stop. 236 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:35,440 Speaker 2: I don't even want to hear this ship. I don't 237 00:12:35,440 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 2: want to hear it. 238 00:12:36,679 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 1: You know, you know you yes, But Sidney, like like, 239 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:43,720 Speaker 1: there's so many people in the world that you're gonna 240 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:46,920 Speaker 1: meet someone along the way or people along the. 241 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,719 Speaker 2: Way that you like or click with. It's not necessarily 242 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:57,959 Speaker 2: like a big deal. You know you cold hearted black. 243 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:04,360 Speaker 1: You cold hearted black beach. What's don't don't act what 244 00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:10,960 Speaker 1: we have is not like cosmically empowering and just y'all 245 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:13,840 Speaker 1: hear this here this love. This is Sydney resting her 246 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:20,640 Speaker 1: vowels to me. You black beach, don't act like what 247 00:13:20,679 --> 00:13:23,680 Speaker 1: we have is in cosmically You don't you don't believe 248 00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 1: you don't. Do you have another friendship like this? I'm 249 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:35,600 Speaker 1: gonna say it on the on the record. What I'm 250 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:40,040 Speaker 1: gonna say it, I'm saying a record, show me, show. 251 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,240 Speaker 2: Me who is like me? 252 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:51,559 Speaker 1: Nobody exactly, nobody. 253 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 2: Your Sydney. You are in a good let's talk to 254 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,000 Speaker 2: the listeners. What what you have? And I literally had nothing? 255 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,840 Speaker 2: So we're running on feuds right now. This is lightheaded, 256 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:04,400 Speaker 2: like the friend maen, what you running on? Dick? A 257 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:11,600 Speaker 2: tip of the dick? And what a night? What a 258 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:12,640 Speaker 2: mother ever night. 259 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:16,240 Speaker 1: We're tired of you just like throwing it in our 260 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:21,200 Speaker 1: faces that you're having regular I just will we're tired. 261 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:24,680 Speaker 1: Do you have anything else? Step away from the group 262 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: chat and they be like, oh, Maurice had a. 263 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:26,920 Speaker 2: Sex right now. 264 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 1: That's why she's not responding, which is true. Rubbing anything 265 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,240 Speaker 1: in anybody's face, I mean I am rubbing something in 266 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:39,200 Speaker 1: somebody's face intended not my friends. So do you do 267 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: you believe in love or do you think you're gonna 268 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:44,560 Speaker 1: get married kids? I don't know if I want to 269 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,640 Speaker 1: get married, Like, I don't know if I need to 270 00:14:46,640 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 1: get married, and I don't know if I want kids. 271 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:53,040 Speaker 2: Okay, so we're just gonna use my Okay, wow, I 272 00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:55,000 Speaker 2: guess we're not all mates. You won't let me use. 273 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:57,520 Speaker 1: Her to use my lip my lip bombs because you'll 274 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:58,840 Speaker 1: be making out with the FaceTime. 275 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,600 Speaker 2: You'll probably be licking your laptops. 276 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,160 Speaker 1: I don't know you lick my laptop? You know you 277 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,880 Speaker 1: don't be like wiping it down. I do white man 278 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: downs on whitelaylist. 279 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 2: For this week's episode. Yo, we need to get a 280 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 2: little insecure. Yo, we need to get it together. Fred work. 281 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,520 Speaker 2: We have hits, and it's songs sometimes that come up 282 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:21,520 Speaker 2: that I haven't. 283 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:26,360 Speaker 1: Heard in years, years, But Marie's allegedly twenty five. 284 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 2: What does the musical to do with my age? Friend? 285 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 2: Some people are like oldies. Also, most of the songs 286 00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:39,760 Speaker 2: that I know, I learned them in college. 287 00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:42,720 Speaker 1: Uh, because my mom and dad weren't listening or wasn't 288 00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:44,240 Speaker 1: letting us listen to some of the songs that you 289 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:46,160 Speaker 1: were listening to when you were in elementary, So. 290 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:52,040 Speaker 2: Shut the fuck. I was listening to a CD. Do 291 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 2: you remember those? No, not really cassettes? Yikes? Is that 292 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:58,280 Speaker 2: like an AH track? 293 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,440 Speaker 1: I think I think I want to I think I 294 00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:04,480 Speaker 1: want to get married. I think I want to have kids. 295 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:10,920 Speaker 1: This is crazy, such a complete one eighty from what 296 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,680 Speaker 1: you were saying on the pod, like a couple of 297 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,480 Speaker 1: months ago when we were in the studio. 298 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 2: Really yeah, I said that. Yes, What did I say? 299 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,720 Speaker 1: I was you were like, a marriage doesn't like you 300 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,640 Speaker 1: think it's one person for everybody. 301 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:27,000 Speaker 2: No, people cheat, That's what happened. I didn't say cheating 302 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 2: was not gonna happen. I'm just I don't want to 303 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 2: get hurt. You want to get cheated on with a 304 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 2: ring on your finger? I do. I want to be 305 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:38,520 Speaker 2: like she hurt me. Now I must buy everything everything 306 00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:44,720 Speaker 2: ship because I was gaming. I was trying to figure 307 00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:45,640 Speaker 2: out what the song is. 308 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 1: Hey, ladies, and your man want to get buck Wow, 309 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,720 Speaker 1: just go and hit him the style? 310 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,920 Speaker 2: What what? What is her name? Blue Cantrell, Blue Cantrell. 311 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:58,520 Speaker 1: Y'all have to go listen to that song, lu Blue Cantrell. 312 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,520 Speaker 2: It is. It is a bop. It is gotta hit 313 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:07,359 Speaker 2: him up? Got him used to love that song. It's 314 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,480 Speaker 2: a good song. 315 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:13,440 Speaker 1: Hey haadies, Yeah, I think I want to get married, 316 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,720 Speaker 1: and obviously you're gonna be my best man and I can't. 317 00:17:15,800 --> 00:17:17,640 Speaker 2: Let's talk about the wedding to the listeners. It's vision 318 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 2: board the wedding. 319 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:23,159 Speaker 1: Okay, So I would I would love a destination wedding. 320 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:26,600 Speaker 1: Oh that's so crazy. A whole second about how destination. 321 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:28,119 Speaker 2: I know it's so fucking rude. 322 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,640 Speaker 1: You are problematic, But the thing is is that I 323 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:35,439 Speaker 1: am a black lesbian. So you just like you just 324 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 1: have to you have to get married right here, Okay, 325 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:45,080 Speaker 1: all right, So what if I have a wedding in LA. 326 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:48,680 Speaker 2: But all my friends are in New York. That's rude. 327 00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:50,680 Speaker 1: It is rude. 328 00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,480 Speaker 2: But I mean, I don't know. 329 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:55,960 Speaker 1: I'm just saying you're gonna have to do a reception 330 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,360 Speaker 1: in two different places. Yeah, Mike, because the person I mean, 331 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,480 Speaker 1: I don't know, but the person that I might want 332 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 1: to be with might be on the West Coast. 333 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,679 Speaker 2: Who knows? Who knows? 334 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,159 Speaker 1: M Wow, did you hear this guy's destination with? I 335 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: gotta make sure my passport is up to date. I 336 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 1: gotta get shots or whatever. Okay, so what's the destination's 337 00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 1: top three destinations for a destination wedding? 338 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 2: Well, I would like to I would actually like to 339 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,520 Speaker 2: have it in Portugal. That might be nice. Portugal. You 340 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,400 Speaker 2: used to speak Portuguese? No, okay, but it would be cute. 341 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:30,320 Speaker 2: And I would only invite like fifty people. 342 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 1: Only fifty and fifty twenty three gonna come, Honey, everybody's 343 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:36,800 Speaker 1: gonna want to come to this web. 344 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:39,720 Speaker 2: Everybody's not gonna come. Everybody's gonna well. People ain't got 345 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:40,960 Speaker 2: it like that, friend, They not. 346 00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:44,760 Speaker 1: Everybody's a Jetsit center. Now everybody has passport puts, you're 347 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:47,120 Speaker 1: not gonna have your money together? Oh like three years. 348 00:18:47,119 --> 00:18:49,560 Speaker 1: I'm not talking about me, you know. I I'm about 349 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:52,880 Speaker 1: the ticket now and then like should. 350 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,560 Speaker 2: We should we seen it date? Now? We should just 351 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 2: go to Portugal anyway? Should just go? What? How did 352 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:03,160 Speaker 2: Corona effect Portugal? They're good? Or because I just want 353 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 2: I want us to go on? 354 00:19:04,359 --> 00:19:07,439 Speaker 1: Like I don't have anybody right now, but I feel 355 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,399 Speaker 1: like eventually I'll have someone and we could do like 356 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,600 Speaker 1: a double date trip. 357 00:19:10,680 --> 00:19:12,440 Speaker 2: I think that'll be fun. We haven't done a double 358 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,840 Speaker 2: date trip. Yeah, a couple trip, A couple of trip. 359 00:19:16,119 --> 00:19:21,080 Speaker 2: Why did I get married three yeah? Hmm, yeah. I 360 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:25,960 Speaker 2: think that he would be like fun to travel with. 361 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, he seems so chill and he's smart, like he'll 362 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,480 Speaker 1: google things. But then you guys would both get high 363 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:36,080 Speaker 1: and then show up to dinner late stuff. But like 364 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,040 Speaker 1: his spelling be wrong, you know what I mean? Like 365 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 1: we'd be like, oh yo, me and him are the same. 366 00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:44,280 Speaker 1: You were so in love with me, bitch, you just 367 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,919 Speaker 1: got a light skinned Haitian version of me, A tall 368 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:52,480 Speaker 1: bearded Oh bitch, I mean, like who had a beard? 369 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,359 Speaker 2: I am? You were a beard? 370 00:19:57,440 --> 00:20:00,600 Speaker 1: What if I kick you in the pussy right now, Okay, 371 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:04,359 Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle, that maybe right in the pussy. 372 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,760 Speaker 2: That's right, that's where that came from. I was like, 373 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,160 Speaker 2: where did I Why didn't I say that? I don't 374 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,080 Speaker 2: know what is happening with my left I don't know. 375 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:17,520 Speaker 1: Friend, I hope everything. Everything's fine, Everything's still here. Yeah, Sydney, 376 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,800 Speaker 1: I would. I would travel with you, guys. So Portugal 377 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:24,760 Speaker 1: is number one? What are the two other places? Potentially 378 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,560 Speaker 1: the Maldives, the Mall Deeves. Now, what do we know 379 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,840 Speaker 1: about the mall Deeves? Friend, the mall Dives? 380 00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:31,399 Speaker 2: Nothing. 381 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 1: I don't even think we could. I could probably get 382 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,520 Speaker 1: married there because I'm gay. Mhm, yadamn. I can't even 383 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:39,400 Speaker 1: you have to think about it. I can't even bring 384 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: dildo's and stuff over there. Really, yeah, vibrators, you're. 385 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,560 Speaker 2: Gonna bring my sound bowl stick? Look at it? 386 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:51,160 Speaker 1: But it looks Yeah, but that that doesn't seem sexy 387 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,960 Speaker 1: to use as a second down. No, friend, that's some 388 00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:58,280 Speaker 1: lube on it. That feels wrong and problematic. It can 389 00:20:58,320 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 1: be so, right, Okay, so let's shift, let's get into 390 00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,439 Speaker 1: the negative stuff. So I talked to my mother. She 391 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:10,920 Speaker 1: called me, okay, and trigger warning. I'm just giving you 392 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,360 Speaker 1: a heads up. This is I don't know if people 393 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,920 Speaker 1: have bad relationships with their parents, but most. 394 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,840 Speaker 2: Most people do. I think this is a decent amount 395 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:18,080 Speaker 2: of people. 396 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:20,240 Speaker 1: This is gonna hurt some people because it didn't hurt 397 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,639 Speaker 1: me until yesterday. She called me the day before and 398 00:21:23,720 --> 00:21:26,280 Speaker 1: she you know, I've been picking up her phone calls 399 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,560 Speaker 1: now because you know, she was blocked for a long time, 400 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,359 Speaker 1: and so she's been calling. 401 00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 2: I didn't even call my brother for his birthday. I 402 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,639 Speaker 2: got his birthday. He was like last Thursday. I think, 403 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,439 Speaker 2: so like a whole week ago. I'm try about a 404 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,040 Speaker 2: week ago. 405 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, you are trash because you'd be on Instagram and 406 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:47,320 Speaker 1: you'd be putting full collages slide. 407 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 2: Shows for other people's birthdays. 408 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,800 Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah, no, I don't do slid shows anymore, 409 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:56,359 Speaker 1: just yours. But anyway, she called and she was like, 410 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 1: I just want to know why we don't speak, Like 411 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,639 Speaker 1: what did I do wrong? You know, I should have 412 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:03,720 Speaker 1: done better as a mom, like going down this rabbit 413 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,320 Speaker 1: hole of bullshit. Then it gets to the point where 414 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:12,600 Speaker 1: we're talking about my niece and she's like, oh, she's 415 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,680 Speaker 1: trying to have another baby, and I was like, oh, 416 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,080 Speaker 1: what is she doing? Is she doing in vitro? Because 417 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,400 Speaker 1: isn't she gay? And she's like, gay, She's not gay. 418 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,760 Speaker 1: She loves all the dick And I was like, whoa 419 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 1: your mom my mom said that and she's and she's like, yeah, 420 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:26,200 Speaker 1: she's not gay. 421 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 2: You're the joke of the family. Now it's just you. 422 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 1: And I said, oh, oh, oh wow gay. 423 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,920 Speaker 2: Wow. Oh why don't we talk anymore? Oh? Gay? We 424 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:39,080 Speaker 2: don't even talk anymore. 425 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 1: Yes, yo, cidny, we gotta get this playlist together because 426 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,880 Speaker 1: the water runs dry. 427 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:49,199 Speaker 2: That's a good fucking bois Cement song. I'm trying to 428 00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 2: remember the rest of the word. 429 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:52,960 Speaker 1: Yes. So she said that I was a joke. What 430 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,880 Speaker 1: did you say when she said that? I said, are 431 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,320 Speaker 1: you homophobic? I was like, I don't understand what the 432 00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: problem is. I'm gay and okay. She's like, yeah, everybody 433 00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,600 Speaker 1: makes fun that makes fun of you that you eat pussy. 434 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,520 Speaker 1: And I said, yeah, I do. Your mom said this 435 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:09,400 Speaker 1: to you. That's how she talks off the rails. She's unwell. 436 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,719 Speaker 1: She's clearly unwell. 437 00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 2: Mama pussy. Yeah. I couldn't believe the worst that was 438 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 2: coming out in her fucking mouth. She said that in 439 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 2: her church lady uh shawl. I don't know. 440 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 1: She was feeling some type of way. And then I 441 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,400 Speaker 1: was like, you sound really homophobic. 442 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:23,080 Speaker 2: I don't know. 443 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,760 Speaker 1: You need to work that out. And she's like, I 444 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,680 Speaker 1: know that when I die, I will have never been 445 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:29,439 Speaker 1: with a woman. And I said, that's why you're going 446 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,840 Speaker 1: to be alone. Maybe she should have tried a woman. 447 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: You could have had somebody. 448 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,600 Speaker 2: You could have had somebody. 449 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,960 Speaker 1: She didn't like that, and then she called me to 450 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,920 Speaker 1: tell me, oh, well, I just want to let you know. 451 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,919 Speaker 1: I signed the papers they're going to send my body 452 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:45,840 Speaker 1: off to California so that I could be buried with 453 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,920 Speaker 1: my mother. I don't want a funeral, and you don't 454 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:49,960 Speaker 1: have to worry about having to cancel your things to 455 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 1: come to my funeral. 456 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:55,200 Speaker 2: And I was like, is she dying? Girl? Remember when 457 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:57,080 Speaker 2: she told me she was dying seven years ago. 458 00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: I feel like your mom is like, has an obsessild 459 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,639 Speaker 1: tell you that she's dying and then not that's gotta 460 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,920 Speaker 1: be That's when I told her. That's what I told her. 461 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 1: I said, oh, you're dying again. She said, yes, the 462 00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 1: doctor had gave me a date. But the doctor gave 463 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 1: you a date when you were going to die girl 464 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,160 Speaker 1: by get help therapy. I know that you're in your sixties, 465 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 1: but you can still try what is in her sixties. 466 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, And so. 467 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,879 Speaker 1: She was just saying all these things, and she was 468 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,479 Speaker 1: just like, you know, I should have done more so 469 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: that you could be successful. And I was like, well, 470 00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,879 Speaker 1: I'm working towards success right right, I'm doing things. And 471 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,000 Speaker 1: she's like, are you? And I said, yes, I am. 472 00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,159 Speaker 1: She's like, well, it's not like you're no Kiki Palmer. 473 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:47,080 Speaker 2: What Keiki Popper. That's what your mother. That's the benchmark, 474 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 2: Kekey Elizabeth Palmer. Yes, no, shade to her. You know 475 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 2: she is doing something. Sorry to that man, Sorry to 476 00:24:53,119 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 2: that man. Yeah, but okay. 477 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 1: And I said, I don't want to be Kiki Palmer. 478 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,440 Speaker 1: I've been on TV before. She's like, well, your family's 479 00:25:03,480 --> 00:25:05,600 Speaker 1: never seen it. And I said what I have? And 480 00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 1: I said, I'm working on things and I'm doing that. 481 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 1: She's like, but you're on unemployment. I said, everybody is 482 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:14,080 Speaker 1: on unemployment. What is your pandemic going on? So what's 483 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,000 Speaker 1: going through your mind when you were on the phone 484 00:25:16,040 --> 00:25:19,280 Speaker 1: with her? Are I'm just pimmed? I'm kissed? So I 485 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,480 Speaker 1: was like This is why I don't talk to you. 486 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:25,120 Speaker 1: This is exactly why we don't have a relationship. Look 487 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:27,680 Speaker 1: how you're talking to me. Nothing is uplifting. 488 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,960 Speaker 2: You're just You're like, you're such a bit trying to 489 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:33,480 Speaker 2: get a reaction. You're so mean. 490 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,399 Speaker 1: And then I was like trying to prove that I 491 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: am sick, and I was like, why am I trying 492 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:41,679 Speaker 1: to name this stuff that I've done? What I was like, 493 00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,600 Speaker 1: I was on vidiots like just I was going through it. 494 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:46,520 Speaker 1: I was totally unraveling. 495 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,679 Speaker 2: Do you even watch Broad City? Yes? I said that too. 496 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:53,640 Speaker 2: I said that too. Wait, this is last night, this 497 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 2: is the day before. Oh okay, I was talking about 498 00:25:56,320 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 2: Broad City yesterday. It hurt me. I was like, I 499 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 2: was like, am I going to cry? 500 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 1: And I was like, no, I'm not crying on the 501 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,280 Speaker 1: phone with this with this woman, with this woman, the 502 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,680 Speaker 1: person who birthed me. Yes, because I don't even want 503 00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:13,240 Speaker 1: to call her my mother anymore now, Mama, you know 504 00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:21,320 Speaker 1: I love hate you love Mama, Mamma. 505 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,320 Speaker 2: Oh I love that song too. That's another boy. 506 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,680 Speaker 1: Yes, that's a lot of people when they get married 507 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: and they're black. 508 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,040 Speaker 2: That's the song that they danced too with their mom. Yeah, yeah, 509 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:40,119 Speaker 2: I don't know that anyway. The mother dance, It's so 510 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:45,000 Speaker 2: where did you leave it? With your angry ass black ass? 511 00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,080 Speaker 1: I was upset and then I realized I paid my 512 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 1: own phone bill and I hung up. 513 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,520 Speaker 2: You hung up on her. I hung up on her. 514 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,679 Speaker 2: I said, I gotta go click. That's it. I'm not 515 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 2: I'm not doing this with you. I mean it's unnecessary too. 516 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:01,040 Speaker 1: You don't have to just mean, just don't outright me. 517 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:05,119 Speaker 1: And you know, I was like, I'm making so many 518 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:11,119 Speaker 1: like moves and I'm transitioning into the person that I 519 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,960 Speaker 1: want to become, and how dare you try to bring 520 00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:16,800 Speaker 1: me back, bring me back into that bad space? And 521 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,560 Speaker 1: it's crazy how the people closest to not closest to us, 522 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,239 Speaker 1: but like our family members are the people who can 523 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:28,280 Speaker 1: hurt us the easiest, right, Like, naturally, you want to 524 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,440 Speaker 1: prove to her what you've done, but it's like you 525 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:32,840 Speaker 1: don't have to prove anything to anybody. 526 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 2: Everything that you do is for you, right. 527 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, at the end of the day, you know what 528 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,080 Speaker 1: you're doing and you know what you're working towards. I 529 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: couldn't believe, like, what are you on You're so like miserable. 530 00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:50,119 Speaker 1: She's just a miserable person, and that is what's pushing 531 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:51,960 Speaker 1: me to be like, girl, you have got to get 532 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:58,680 Speaker 1: your happiness in order. You don't want to be that bitter, sad, delusional, 533 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,160 Speaker 1: unwell person. So like all like old school mentally like dated. 534 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:10,240 Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty. No one who has a well rounded 535 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,960 Speaker 1: view of the world thinks like that, no or talks 536 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 1: like that. No. 537 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,439 Speaker 2: And also Kiki Palmer, Like, really did you ask the mother? 538 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 2: She said? She said, Kiki Pomer. 539 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:24,640 Speaker 1: It's not like you know Keiki Palmer. That's that's the title. Yeah, 540 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,959 Speaker 1: episode episode It's not like you're some Kiky Palmer. 541 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,800 Speaker 2: It hurt Marie. 542 00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,439 Speaker 1: I was like, gonna call you, and then I was like, 543 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,600 Speaker 1: you know what, let me just stait in it. And 544 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,359 Speaker 1: like if you called me, I'd be like, well, do 545 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 1: you know Kiki Palmer And you say no, and I'd 546 00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:40,080 Speaker 1: be like, well, I guess she's got a point there. 547 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:44,520 Speaker 2: A friend, I would have made you feel better for sure. 548 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:50,960 Speaker 1: She just was like, you want to you want to 549 00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,160 Speaker 1: have a family, because I've seen people who are very 550 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,400 Speaker 1: close with their family, like Carolina, and you know, it's beautiful, 551 00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:59,560 Speaker 1: it's it's it's a wonderful thing to watch people who 552 00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:02,240 Speaker 1: talked their parents on a regular basis. But then I'm 553 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: just like, that's not my story, and it's okay, that's 554 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,400 Speaker 1: that's fine. 555 00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:07,960 Speaker 2: I mean, it's not a lot of people's stories. 556 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,520 Speaker 1: There are people who like, they don't go home for 557 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:12,840 Speaker 1: the holidays, they don't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. 558 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,640 Speaker 2: They just they're not close to their families. 559 00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:18,800 Speaker 1: And that is a normal, sadly part of like the 560 00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 1: way that people live their lives. 561 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 2: But also hurt people, hurt people. 562 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: You know, it's a lot of we don't know what 563 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,120 Speaker 1: random trauma your mother went through, and she's just trying 564 00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:32,920 Speaker 1: to pass that down to you and then expect, not 565 00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: expecting you to pass it down to others. But like 566 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: people who are miserable want everyone around them to also 567 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:38,760 Speaker 1: be miserable. 568 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:40,200 Speaker 2: Honey, well you better take that. 569 00:29:40,240 --> 00:29:42,800 Speaker 1: You better ease on down the yellow big road for 570 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,400 Speaker 1: something else with somebody else, because you not doing it 571 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,440 Speaker 1: with me, not me who pays eighty six dollars for 572 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,320 Speaker 1: my AT and T phone bill every month. Late six dollars, 573 00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:54,800 Speaker 1: eighty six dollars. Wow, yeah, it be it should be less. 574 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 2: Well, I mean, yeah, it could be how much you 575 00:29:56,960 --> 00:30:03,000 Speaker 2: pay fifty like fifty two dollars. Damn. Okay, I'm gonna 576 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 2: talk to them and see what they could do. Yeah, 577 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,080 Speaker 2: I'm mad. I'm with Horizon. So it's just fucking it. 578 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:08,280 Speaker 2: Just hurt. It hurt. 579 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:11,680 Speaker 1: It hurt to like hear that and also want to 580 00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:14,520 Speaker 1: have to prove myself. I'm like, this is just a 581 00:30:14,560 --> 00:30:17,240 Speaker 1: bad time to come at me. Do you not know 582 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,000 Speaker 1: what's going on in the world at all? The fact 583 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,080 Speaker 1: that she was like, well, you're on unemployment, you're not 584 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: doing well. She said this to you while she was 585 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:29,200 Speaker 1: on her Obama phone like waiting for her to certify 586 00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: her claims for the week. And I didn't go off 587 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,840 Speaker 1: on her because I was like, you survived COVID, so 588 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:37,960 Speaker 1: now we verified that she had it. She did, Yes, 589 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 1: she did. Oh, okay, she definitely had her. She's in 590 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:40,800 Speaker 1: the hospital to be. 591 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 2: Acting sometimes she does. 592 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:45,920 Speaker 1: But my brother definitely was like, mom is in the hospital, 593 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 1: she does death have COVID? 594 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:48,960 Speaker 2: And I said, you have COVID. Doo, the brother that 595 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 2: you didn't call on his birthday. Yes, I'm gonna call him. 596 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,160 Speaker 2: Full circle, full circle, bitch. 597 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:55,400 Speaker 1: Mm hmm. 598 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,160 Speaker 2: Yeah. 599 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:59,280 Speaker 1: So I'm just here to let you guys know that 600 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: this is this is a moment where you know people 601 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,600 Speaker 1: are gonna try to come in your life, shake you up, 602 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,640 Speaker 1: try to shake the table in the worst way and 603 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,920 Speaker 1: bring you down to where they're at. And it's just like, listen, 604 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:16,400 Speaker 1: a rose grows in a concrete whatever, but a tree 605 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,280 Speaker 1: also grows in Brooklyn, and I don't have time for 606 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,080 Speaker 1: any fault in the woods. And no one's there is 607 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,800 Speaker 1: Sydney in Brooklyn. Show the Rice, hashtag show the Rice. 608 00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,680 Speaker 1: I was gonna say something before you sit, I'm sorry, profound, 609 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:36,400 Speaker 1: but yes, and you don't have to prove what you're 610 00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:38,560 Speaker 1: going through to anybody. But also you're in a better 611 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,840 Speaker 1: place now for a conversation like that than you were 612 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 1: this time last year. Yeah, most definitely, And that's what 613 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,720 Speaker 1: I'm That's what I'm most proud of. But again, it 614 00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 1: just makes me value my friendships more because you know, 615 00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,920 Speaker 1: if I do have a wedding, you know, I don't 616 00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: have a dad that's gonna. 617 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:02,480 Speaker 2: Walk me down the aisle. My mother is not invited, 618 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,200 Speaker 2: but I have and I don't think she would come. Friend. 619 00:32:05,960 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 2: I don't want her to harry to a female. She 620 00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:09,959 Speaker 2: would say female. 621 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:13,960 Speaker 1: She would say female, and I'm just I'll just you know, 622 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:16,600 Speaker 1: I'll have you be my best man and my dad. 623 00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:20,640 Speaker 2: So you want me to walk you down the aisle 624 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:23,480 Speaker 2: and then stand see you. I want to borrow my dad. 625 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:29,960 Speaker 2: It his destination. He never I just wait, saying I 626 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:37,360 Speaker 2: just got I just get lid off. Damn bitch the ghetto. No, 627 00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:41,400 Speaker 2: that's a parade for essential workers. It is mm hmm 628 00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,960 Speaker 2: really no sense. 629 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:51,040 Speaker 1: It looks like a fire truck, you beach, you liar, liar, 630 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,000 Speaker 1: liar pants on fire fire truck. 631 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad that you were able to hang up 632 00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,080 Speaker 2: on your mom. That was beautiful. 633 00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: Woo the amount of times that I wanted to hang 634 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,440 Speaker 1: up my mom. But my mom is just you know, 635 00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:05,479 Speaker 1: my mom is a good mom. She's just she's just annoying. 636 00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:10,560 Speaker 1: I love your mom actually, and so I'm just I'm 637 00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:13,480 Speaker 1: just I make my family elsewhere and it's fine, you know. 638 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:16,320 Speaker 1: But you have a like Sidney, you you have like 639 00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:22,560 Speaker 1: a giant tribe. Your pod is large, it is, and 640 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 1: that's why I'm like, I am ready to like venture 641 00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:37,120 Speaker 1: out and settle down start my own family. What babies No, no, 642 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:43,080 Speaker 1: not a baby. But I'm just saying, like Adrian is 643 00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:44,480 Speaker 1: still my emergency contact. 644 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:48,640 Speaker 2: So it's weird. It's weird. I mean, I mean I 645 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:49,280 Speaker 2: think it's weird. 646 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:54,480 Speaker 1: I love her, She's she's she is my friend. 647 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, has no comment. No, I have no comment at 648 00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,920 Speaker 2: this time. No, you see the feat one four. 649 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,279 Speaker 1: We haven't even hit forty five minutes yet. Friend, you 650 00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:13,839 Speaker 1: know that's just fine. Sydney is trying to treat our 651 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:21,040 Speaker 1: main podcast like the Patreon. But guys, you got a 652 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: lot of you guys are not commuting to work anymore. 653 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,280 Speaker 2: So do you really need to hear us for sixty minutes? 654 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,680 Speaker 1: You surely don't because you're a little amuse boosh a 655 00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:31,560 Speaker 1: little charcooterie board of an episode. 656 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, I like when you guys hear us and be 657 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:35,840 Speaker 2: like I want more? What else? 658 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: You know? 659 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 2: Because that's how they felt the last episode. They were like, wait, 660 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 2: get into that ring light on the pussy some more. Yeah. Yeah, 661 00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 2: that woul dming me And I was like, I'm not 662 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:44,520 Speaker 2: saying ring. 663 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,320 Speaker 1: Yeah that was a fun That was a fun time. Yeah, 664 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:52,839 Speaker 1: Sick Can Cook was a fun time. Yes, thank you 665 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:56,920 Speaker 1: so much Marie for stopping in and uh making an appearance. 666 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 1: That's not what Wow, you put lemon on the chicken. 667 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:01,400 Speaker 1: We thank you for that. 668 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,160 Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, but then I seasoned it for the 669 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,399 Speaker 2: next day. It was much better. It was much better. 670 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,239 Speaker 2: Thank you. 671 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,759 Speaker 1: Sometimes you just gotta let us sit. I still have 672 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:14,520 Speaker 1: a piece of pumpkin pie left. I'm gonna have apple pie. Yes, 673 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:15,360 Speaker 1: what did I say, pumpkin? 674 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,239 Speaker 2: You know what I mean. 675 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:20,279 Speaker 1: I'm gonna have some apple pie today and then you 676 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:23,120 Speaker 1: can have your container bag. I also bought my own 677 00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,359 Speaker 1: apples so I can do my own apple pie. Look 678 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,279 Speaker 1: at me aspiring. 679 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 2: I mean I've cooked things that you like. 680 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:33,000 Speaker 1: I cooked fried rice because of how you guys did it. 681 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,200 Speaker 2: I had never made that before. And then I made 682 00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,560 Speaker 2: something else recently that you had done on your show, 683 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:40,200 Speaker 2: and I was like, well, Sid can cook? Taught me 684 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 2: you're doing the lord's work. Can you come back? Yeah, 685 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 2: I'm gonna get another wig, and then I'm gonna come back. Ah. 686 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,360 Speaker 1: You killed it in that Red Wig. The whole Look, 687 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 1: it was just you are a character. I'm gonna show 688 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:56,799 Speaker 1: up and I'm gonna be a different character. What well, 689 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,600 Speaker 1: what's your next next character? 690 00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,160 Speaker 2: I don't know. 691 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: I might do like a a missy elliot like short Wig, 692 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,240 Speaker 1: you know, and then just show up. 693 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:09,960 Speaker 2: Like real goth with it. 694 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,360 Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna show up and have on like 695 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:13,800 Speaker 1: one of those puffy Missy Elliott. 696 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,799 Speaker 2: No, it's too hot in my kitchen. Yeah. Also it's 697 00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,759 Speaker 2: too small. I'm gonna be me. I'm super fly, but 698 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,920 Speaker 2: I would like you real gothy becuz I'm uh. It 699 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,160 Speaker 2: was the one that they say Rihanna stole her whole 700 00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:31,080 Speaker 2: swag from what do you mean fife something, Oh, Fiefe Dobson. Yeah, 701 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,560 Speaker 2: I'm gona show up in my fefee Dobson garb. That 702 00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:34,240 Speaker 2: would be nice. 703 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,000 Speaker 1: Actually, I could see you doing that like a dark lip, 704 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,040 Speaker 1: because you do that anyway. And then like like we're 705 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,399 Speaker 1: like pasties. Okay, so a little kim moment. 706 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:45,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, I would like that, do it. It can't cook 707 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,879 Speaker 2: and then it's be so hot that the paisties fall off. 708 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,920 Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, it's. 709 00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,959 Speaker 2: What would you do? What would I do? 710 00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:58,319 Speaker 1: If I was on your live and let's say it's 711 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:02,200 Speaker 1: two hundred people watching at the moment and my pasty 712 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: just falls right off, Then it would go to a 713 00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:09,000 Speaker 1: thousand people that would be sharing the live. People would 714 00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:14,440 Speaker 1: be screen they'd be screen recording it, and you know, 715 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,360 Speaker 1: it would take like a second for us to realize. Yeah, 716 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,640 Speaker 1: and then I would save it and put it on 717 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:26,120 Speaker 1: my Instagram TV. Oh wow, that's it, Solbits. 718 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,560 Speaker 2: You don't think we're so maates. 719 00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,120 Speaker 1: I don't know if I believe in I don't know 720 00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:38,000 Speaker 1: if I believe in soulmates in that way. I feel 721 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:42,880 Speaker 1: like I I can believe that there's somebody out there 722 00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,640 Speaker 1: for everybody, like a person for everybody. 723 00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:46,560 Speaker 2: But you don't. 724 00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:49,120 Speaker 1: I think that you don't necessarily meet that person, like 725 00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 1: you're not guaranteed to meet your soulmate because you guys 726 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:58,280 Speaker 1: might not ever cross paths. But I'm literally in your face, girl, 727 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,640 Speaker 1: I'm literally well, I don't believe that. 728 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,840 Speaker 2: You're my soulmate. Friend. 729 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:09,120 Speaker 1: Well, the Haitian in you will not allow you to 730 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:11,040 Speaker 1: be honest, and that's fine. 731 00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:16,000 Speaker 2: Hashtag Haitians or liars. All you do is be Haitian 732 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,360 Speaker 2: in line and lie y'all? 733 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:22,000 Speaker 1: Okay, friend whatever, I'll be your best man, though, I'm 734 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,200 Speaker 1: gonna show up. I'll come to Portugal or the Maldives 735 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,719 Speaker 1: or what's the third location, Wisconsin? A ranch in Wisconsin? No, 736 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:36,280 Speaker 1: I said, la Santa Barbara, Santa Barbara, Okay, fancy pants, 737 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,719 Speaker 1: you have an I'm gonna go to city hall and 738 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: you have a picturess wedding board. 739 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,960 Speaker 2: No nothing. The way you're showing all of your teeth 740 00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,840 Speaker 2: right now, it makes me feel like you're lying. I 741 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,600 Speaker 2: don't have a press. I don't care, I don't I'm 742 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,239 Speaker 2: just like, I don't know. I'm just like excited. 743 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:59,120 Speaker 1: I'm glad you're happy throughout all of the bs that 744 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,160 Speaker 1: you and your mom. 745 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:01,160 Speaker 2: Had to talk about. 746 00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:08,359 Speaker 1: Bitch, yeah said I said what I said? I mean, yeah, 747 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:10,480 Speaker 1: I mean we can't change our parents. We don't pick them. 748 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,960 Speaker 1: They don't pick us. So some of us did. Some 749 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:15,560 Speaker 1: of them didn't even want us, so. 750 00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,400 Speaker 2: Some of them try to abort y'all. 751 00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:21,520 Speaker 1: And you were born anyway, miracle baby, But yes, some 752 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,719 Speaker 1: didn't want who they have, and they have who they have. 753 00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,200 Speaker 2: Whatever, it doesn't matter. 754 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,400 Speaker 1: Life is short. Do what brings you joy. Dress how 755 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,200 Speaker 1: you want to dress. If you want to wear a 756 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:35,399 Speaker 1: long white T shirt after you have sex for eight hours, 757 00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,960 Speaker 1: then do you. 758 00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:37,400 Speaker 2: Friend. 759 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,560 Speaker 1: If you want to put a ring light on your pussy, 760 00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,440 Speaker 1: do that. If you don't want to have sex with 761 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,520 Speaker 1: anybody and you like you enjoy your own company, then 762 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:45,480 Speaker 1: do that too. 763 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,839 Speaker 2: That is great. Actually, I commend you on that. Do 764 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,279 Speaker 2: that too. 765 00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:52,960 Speaker 1: If you're attracted to somebody and you haven't told them, 766 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,279 Speaker 1: I feel like tell them, tell them now, vulnerable we 767 00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:57,720 Speaker 1: locked up and listen. 768 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,799 Speaker 2: Listen. I need you to hear me, right fucking now. 769 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,480 Speaker 1: If you've been talking to somebody for most of the 770 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:07,239 Speaker 1: quarantine and then all of a sudden you're like, I 771 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,960 Speaker 1: don't want to do this no more, shame on fucking you. 772 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,759 Speaker 1: If you talk to somebody for more than twenty one 773 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:17,480 Speaker 1: days in this time, you guys go together, because we might. 774 00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:20,359 Speaker 2: Be talking to mouth together. You guys are in a 775 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,920 Speaker 2: full relation. You're married. Now, that's it. 776 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,839 Speaker 1: You have exactly seven days to return whatever you've been 777 00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:30,319 Speaker 1: doing with this per turn to sender. No, And I'm 778 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,239 Speaker 1: gonna completely disagree with Sidney right there. If you are 779 00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:37,200 Speaker 1: talking to somebody and it's been most of the quarantine 780 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:39,680 Speaker 1: and you changed your mind, you're allowed to change your mind. 781 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,080 Speaker 1: If you have been talking to somebody and you made 782 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 1: a promise that you was gonna meet them, and you 783 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 1: was gonna do all this nasty, dirty stuff to them 784 00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,919 Speaker 1: after the quarantine was over, they asked you to peel 785 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:50,160 Speaker 1: on them. 786 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:50,960 Speaker 2: You said yes. 787 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:56,200 Speaker 1: They asked you to spend the night, and with tape 788 00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:58,520 Speaker 1: on your mouth, you said, yep, you can do whatever. 789 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:00,920 Speaker 1: You can change your mind if you want, friend, If 790 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,160 Speaker 1: you don't want to be there, you don't have to 791 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,480 Speaker 1: be there. 792 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 2: No means no. 793 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:09,000 Speaker 1: I'm a woman, I'm allowed to change my mind, and 794 00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,200 Speaker 1: sometimes if you're a man, you're allowed to change your mind. 795 00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,239 Speaker 1: Not not really, not if you're a straight man. But 796 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,200 Speaker 1: you know, we can do what we want to do friend, 797 00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,960 Speaker 1: and we should do what we want to do as 798 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,000 Speaker 1: long as it doesn't affect anybody. 799 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:26,200 Speaker 2: It is affecting me. It's not onto the next, next level, 800 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,120 Speaker 2: new level. 801 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:32,680 Speaker 1: Better level, upgrade, what else? Okay, Well, I'm glad we 802 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,440 Speaker 1: got through this. This is beautiful. You you want to leave, 803 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:38,640 Speaker 1: don't want to final word. We don't want to admit 804 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,719 Speaker 1: that I'm your soulmate. But that's fine. You basically are 805 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:43,520 Speaker 1: dating someone who is me but a man. 806 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:48,200 Speaker 2: Yo. It's so wild. Like I offered him water this 807 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:50,359 Speaker 2: morning and I was like, do you want water? 808 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,879 Speaker 1: And I was like, nah, you don't want water, you don't. 809 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,480 Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, I mean I could go for 810 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,359 Speaker 1: some oh this was last night, and he was like, I. 811 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:59,279 Speaker 2: Could go for some soda. I was like, soda I 812 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,600 Speaker 2: have water here. I love him. Really, it's just we 813 00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 2: have water. He's my brother, he is my brother. We're happy. 814 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:12,560 Speaker 1: But I did say Sydney's not drinking red Bull anymore, 815 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,799 Speaker 1: and he was like, red Bull yuck. 816 00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:17,359 Speaker 2: No, Well, I. 817 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,399 Speaker 1: Will be in his d MS today, And I said, 818 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,080 Speaker 1: what's your problem with red Bull? 819 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:25,239 Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I am how many days in eight? Yeah? Even? 820 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400 Speaker 2: So nine nine? 821 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 1: This is the ninth, right, today's a ninth yes, yeah, 822 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:32,000 Speaker 1: nine nine days without red Bull. 823 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:35,960 Speaker 2: We're doing it. I find you've never looked more moisturized. 824 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:38,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you know my anniversary is coming up on 825 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:41,120 Speaker 1: the twenty first of July, three years. 826 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,799 Speaker 2: What are we doing for your suberversary? I don't know. 827 00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,399 Speaker 2: We'll go to anniversary. Adrian's calling me right now. 828 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,640 Speaker 1: Okay, Well, Sydney's other wife is calling, so we gotta go. 829 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:55,680 Speaker 2: Sidney's other so made Uh wow, thank you so much 830 00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:59,919 Speaker 2: for being here. I'm glad that I made it yesterday. Yeah, 831 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:02,879 Speaker 2: you were here yesterday. But it's fine. You're here now. 832 00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:07,840 Speaker 1: And I hear you sm even s M. Soul mate 833 00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,000 Speaker 1: even goes with S and M. 834 00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 2: Do you see that? Okay? 835 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:16,640 Speaker 1: S M sn M Okay, Soulmates but I think soulmate 836 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:25,320 Speaker 1: is is one word, right, Alexa is soul made one word? 837 00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,360 Speaker 2: I feel like it's one word. Friend. Whatever. 838 00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, thank you for I love you friend, my 839 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:37,040 Speaker 1: platonic so may, Yes, my platonic. 840 00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,600 Speaker 2: Ye yes, so may. I'll come to your wedding. Friend. 841 00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:44,920 Speaker 1: I would do anything for, but I won't do that. 842 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:48,879 Speaker 2: That that's that's rude. Okay, nasty. She was holding my hand. Guys, 843 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,279 Speaker 2: just want you to know she's gross. City try touch 844 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:56,399 Speaker 2: my titty. I want you to leave. I'm going right now. 845 00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,960 Speaker 2: Go get your hair braided in wherever you're going. 846 00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:04,399 Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, Sidney, you're doing great, You're doing great. 847 00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:06,680 Speaker 2: You're basically Kiky Palmer. 848 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:11,680 Speaker 1: Yes, a degree of separation from Kiki and your just 849 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,359 Speaker 1: if she lived in a two bedroom apartment in East 850 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:17,280 Speaker 1: New York and had two cats and two cats, that's 851 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,279 Speaker 1: you're basically if if you could spell, you would. 852 00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:26,120 Speaker 2: Be me personally, personally me. Shout out to everybody for 853 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:28,440 Speaker 2: listening and making it this far. We heart y'all. 854 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:33,240 Speaker 1: Please go Tom Yes, yes, raat comments, subscribe, leave comments please, 855 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:35,560 Speaker 1: we love comments. Please please please We're gonna read them 856 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:37,720 Speaker 1: in the next one the next episode. Oh yeah, people 857 00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:39,880 Speaker 1: were sending me stuff to read and I screenshot it 858 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:41,239 Speaker 1: and then I did not pull my phone out. 859 00:44:41,239 --> 00:44:42,640 Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll do that next episode. We'll do it 860 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,400 Speaker 2: next time. Yes, come see us on the Patreon where 861 00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,879 Speaker 2: names live what we name names. 862 00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,960 Speaker 1: The messiest mess has manifested. 863 00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,400 Speaker 2: Your mess is on the patreon, is it? 864 00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:53,960 Speaker 1: Yeah? 865 00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,000 Speaker 2: Hearted? Okay? They sweep in the street outside my window. 866 00:44:57,040 --> 00:45:01,120 Speaker 2: We gotta go. Bye friend, Bye Sydney. 867 00:45:00,960 --> 00:45:05,920 Speaker 1: By Ramona dead to us, So me you scissoring fingers, 868 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:10,560 Speaker 1: bye bye, Forever Dog. 869 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,799 Speaker 3: This has been a Forever Dog production executive produced by 870 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:20,160 Speaker 3: Brett Bauhum, Joe Scilio, and Alex Ramsey. 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