Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,
Speaker 1: tap all right into the.
Speaker 2: Phone tab Dear Elvis.
Speaker 3: My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly
Speaker 3: when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.
Speaker 2: She gets so mad.
Speaker 3: In fact, she recently got into a fight with a
Speaker 3: phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her
Speaker 3: on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,
Speaker 3: Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell
Speaker 3: her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 3: All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer
Speaker 3: to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her
Speaker 3: cell phone.
Speaker 2: Let's listen it. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with
Speaker 2: the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you
Speaker 2: doing today?
Speaker 1: Miss?
Speaker 4: Why are you calling this number?
Speaker 2: Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that
Speaker 2: need your help today. Miss.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish
Speaker 4: to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,
Speaker 4: but I can't do this right now. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe
Speaker 2: you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.
Speaker 4: No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me
Speaker 4: on my cell phone. I do not wish to be
Speaker 4: solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.
Speaker 2: This will only take twenty seconds, Miss Hello, This is
Speaker 2: mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans
Speaker 2: Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?
Speaker 1: Miss You just called me.
Speaker 4: I asked you not to call me on my cell phone,
Speaker 4: and now you're calling me back.
Speaker 1: Remove this number from your lig With.
Speaker 2: A pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled war
Speaker 2: Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?
Speaker 2: Miss Hello? For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an
Speaker 2: umbrella and for a one hundred and fifty.
Speaker 1: Something.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister
Speaker 2: Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas
Speaker 2: Memorial Pond.
Speaker 4: Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you
Speaker 4: listening to what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.
Speaker 1: Well, can you listen to me?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.
Speaker 4: Miss Good, you called me twice in ten minutes on
Speaker 4: my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my
Speaker 4: cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,
Speaker 4: or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye. Hello,
Speaker 4: This is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled war Veterans with
Speaker 2: Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?
Speaker 4: Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.
Speaker 2: We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit
Speaker 2: and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled
Speaker 2: war veterans.
Speaker 4: I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.
Speaker 4: Stop calling me. I am on my job.
Speaker 2: But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,
Speaker 2: wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 2: Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.
Speaker 4: Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.
Speaker 2: Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,
Speaker 2: including How the West Was One on DVD? How does
Speaker 2: that make you feel?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble
Speaker 2: receiving them.
Speaker 1: No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing
Speaker 1: with me. You're not dealing with the other person who
Speaker 1: answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,
Speaker 1: this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of
Speaker 1: your guy.
Speaker 2: We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization.
Speaker 3: Okay, may I don't care.
Speaker 1: This is not charity. You want charity, Winny, I.
Speaker 2: Don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't be
Speaker 2: much longer.
Speaker 4: Now stop calling.
Speaker 1: You know I want your number and I want your
Speaker 1: name right. Excuse me.
Speaker 2: My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.
Speaker 4: Shut.
Speaker 2: I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to
Speaker 2: me the hell up?
Speaker 4: Okay, don't no by again.
Speaker 1: Do you understand people, or you will get Bible abuse
Speaker 1: from me. Okay, I'm not going to call it this nonsense.
Speaker 2: I think you should bring it. We are talking about
Speaker 2: people who served in the line of duty in this
Speaker 2: country for you and for me, and stood up for
Speaker 2: America and all what it believes. In Hell, this is
Speaker 2: mister Michael, and I'm with the disabled, more veterans, Christmas
Speaker 2: and oil fund. Have you changed your mind?
Speaker 4: Miss not at all? You know you're really using it
Speaker 4: my minutes, isn't there anyone else you could.
Speaker 2: Bother if you'd like, I can bother Kim Bashinsky.
Speaker 4: Yes, by all means bother Kim Byshinsky.
Speaker 2: Because Kim Bashinsky told us to play a phone tap
Speaker 2: on you.
Speaker 4: Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.
Speaker 2: This is scary Jones. Melvios ran in the Morning Show.
Speaker 4: I'm in the middle of Macy's right now.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I thought of her because I tried
Speaker 1: to call her while you.
Speaker 4: Were calling me.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I said she wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Do that to me.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow, you know what I love.
Speaker 3: The phone kept ringing, they kept answering, I love her.
Speaker 2: Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre
Speaker 2: recorded with permission granted by all participants.
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