WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer 6 (Christmas)

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone,

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<v Speaker 1>tap all right into the.

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<v Speaker 2>Phone tab Dear Elvis.

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<v Speaker 3>My friend Jamie gets very very irritable, very very quickly

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<v Speaker 3>when telemarketers call her on her cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>She gets so mad.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, she recently got into a fight with a

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<v Speaker 3>phone operator from a credit card company who solicited her

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<v Speaker 3>on her cell phone. Why don't you have our buddy,

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<v Speaker 3>Michael Oppenheimer, give her a call and try to sell

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<v Speaker 3>her something. She'll explode. This comes to us from Kim Bashinsky.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Kim, we're now going to send Michael Oppenheimer

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<v Speaker 3>to the phone to call your friend Jamie on her

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<v Speaker 3>cell phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's listen it. Hello, this is mister Michael Oppenheim with

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<v Speaker 2>the Disabled war Veterans Christmas Memorial Phone. How are you

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<v Speaker 2>doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss?

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<v Speaker 4>Why are you calling this number?

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<v Speaker 2>Because there are a lot of disabled war veterans that

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<v Speaker 2>need your help today. Miss.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, this is my cell phone. I do not wish

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<v Speaker 4>to be solicited on my cell phone ever. I'm very sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>but I can't do this right now. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you feeling a little giving this holiday season? Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you'd like to pledge your support this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I really don't have the time. You're calling me

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<v Speaker 4>on my cell phone. I do not wish to be

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<v Speaker 4>solicited on my cell phone. I am working. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>This will only take twenty seconds, Miss Hello, This is

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael Up in Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 1>Miss You just called me.

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<v Speaker 4>I asked you not to call me on my cell phone,

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<v Speaker 4>and now you're calling me back.

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<v Speaker 1>Remove this number from your lig With.

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<v Speaker 2>A pledge of fifteen dollars, you get the Disabled war

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<v Speaker 2>Veterans Recording Memorial tote. Would you like one of those?

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Hello? For one hundred dollars, we'll give you an

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<v Speaker 2>umbrella and for a one hundred and fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Something.

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse me, this is not a recording. This is mister

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<v Speaker 2>Michael Up and Harmon with the Disabled war Veterans Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>Memorial Pond.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, if this is not a recording, why aren't you

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<v Speaker 4>listening to what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing you. I'm just choosing to ignore your yelling.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, can you listen to me?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 2>M maybe listen to me. I'm listening with dated breath.

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<v Speaker 4>Miss Good, you called me twice in ten minutes on

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<v Speaker 4>my cell phone. I do not want solicitation on my

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<v Speaker 4>cell phone. Remove this number from your list right now,

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<v Speaker 4>or I'll report you to the Better Business Bureau. Goodbye. Hello,

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<v Speaker 4>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Oppenheim and with the Disabled war Veterans with

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Memorial Fund. How are you doing today? Miss?

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<v Speaker 4>Stop calling me? Take this number off your list.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking for individuals today to share their holiday spirit

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<v Speaker 2>and spread the joy with a monetary donation to disabled

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<v Speaker 2>war veterans.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care. You will remove this number from your list.

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<v Speaker 4>Stop calling me. I am on my job.

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<v Speaker 2>But for a mere fifty dollars out of your pocket,

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you like this handy dandy little tote.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us one hundred dollars and we'll give you this umbrella.

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<v Speaker 4>Take this number off your wrist right now, and for one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred and fifty dollars you get all three spectacular gifts,

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<v Speaker 2>including How the West Was One on DVD? How does

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<v Speaker 2>that make you feel?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>We must be having a bad connection. I'm having trouble

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<v Speaker 2>receiving them.

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<v Speaker 1>No, let me tell you something. Okay, now you're dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with me. You're not dealing with the other person who

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<v Speaker 1>answered the phone before. And if you continue to do this,

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<v Speaker 1>this will definitely be reported because we've had enough of

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<v Speaker 1>your guy.

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<v Speaker 2>We are a charity whatever, we are a charitable organization.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, may I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not charity. You want charity, Winny, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't understand how you came up. Okay, it won't be

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<v Speaker 2>much longer.

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<v Speaker 4>Now stop calling.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I want your number and I want your

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<v Speaker 1>name right. Excuse me.

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<v Speaker 2>My name is mister Michael Poppenheimer. I'm on behalf of people.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling on behalf of the people who listen to

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<v Speaker 2>me the hell up?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, don't no by again.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you understand people, or you will get Bible abuse

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<v Speaker 1>from me. Okay, I'm not going to call it this nonsense.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you should bring it. We are talking about

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<v Speaker 2>people who served in the line of duty in this

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<v Speaker 2>country for you and for me, and stood up for

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<v Speaker 2>America and all what it believes. In Hell, this is

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<v Speaker 2>mister Michael, and I'm with the disabled, more veterans, Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>and oil fund. Have you changed your mind?

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<v Speaker 4>Miss not at all? You know you're really using it

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<v Speaker 4>my minutes, isn't there anyone else you could.

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<v Speaker 2>Bother if you'd like, I can bother Kim Bashinsky.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, by all means bother Kim Byshinsky.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Kim Bashinsky told us to play a phone tap

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<v Speaker 2>on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh great, I'd like to killer right now.

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<v Speaker 2>This is scary Jones. Melvios ran in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in the middle of Macy's right now.

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<v Speaker 1>For some reason, I thought of her because I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to call her while you.

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<v Speaker 4>Were calling me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I said she wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Do that to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran phone tap, Wow, you know what I love.

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<v Speaker 3>The phone kept ringing, they kept answering, I love her.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom, Shut the hell up. This phone tab was pre

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<v Speaker 2>recorded with permission granted by all participants.

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<v Speaker 1>The Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show