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Speaker 1: we talked from College Football the Original Recipe podcast on

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Speaker 1: this Labor day, the first of September. Here in our

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Speaker 1: number three is Kaylan de Boor's two nice personality clashing

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Speaker 1: over the weekend. Would Alabama boosters actually write that check

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Speaker 1: go away, make that coaching change? And is it true

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Speaker 1: that Nick Saban would come back out of retirement to

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Speaker 1: save Alabama football. We'll discuss that and give me your

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Speaker 1: reaction to the Oregon Ducks mascot being beheaded. It was

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Speaker 1: one of the great bloopers of the weekend. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that as well. Right now here, it is our

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Speaker 1: number three. The Bama debacle, That's what it was, us

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Speaker 1: big bad Alabama not any longer. Where have you gone,

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Speaker 1: Nick Saban? Welcome? Well, he's boring us on television, that's

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Speaker 1: where he's gone. Wel come, in the beginning of another

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Speaker 1: hour of the Ben Malors Show. We are in the

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Speaker 1: air everywhere, in your face, even on a Labor day,

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Speaker 1: as we are tongue tied and brain fried. Coast to coast,

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Speaker 1: the flood of information from the world famous Fox Sports

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Speaker 1: Radio studios, as approved by Anthony in Anaheim. He gives

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Speaker 1: the old thumbs up on that. So our lead this

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Speaker 1: hour play the head small man, all right, we're gonna

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Speaker 1: go to Tallahassee. We're somewhere. Jed, who fled, who does

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Speaker 1: not live in Tallahassee but loves the Seminals. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: Jed had a big smile on his face. The new

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Speaker 1: quarterback Tomic Castelanos leading a very powerful rushing attack. Not

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Speaker 1: Seminoles stunned number eight preseason Alabama. The final score thirty

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Speaker 1: one to seventeen. I don't if you saw this over

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Speaker 1: It was a surprising outcome. Well, I knew Alabamas. I'll

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Speaker 1: always people after that. I knew Alabama was gonna lose. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you did. I'm sure you did. So that

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Speaker 1: in season open So an entire generation has come and gone,

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Speaker 1: And of course the story though, is Alabama, Right, that's

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Speaker 1: the story here. Alabama with their head coach, second year

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Speaker 1: coach Caitlin de Boor, students and fans swarming the field

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Speaker 1: at Doake Campbell Stadium in Tallahassee, celebrating school got fined

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Speaker 1: last nine games against D one opponents With Kaitlyn de Boor,

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Speaker 1: But the legend of Nick Saban, now we we'll have

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Speaker 1: there's sightings of Nick Saban and people have said, well,

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing though about Nick Saban, He's still getting

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Speaker 1: off the mallor riddle of today. Guy Fieri's son married

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Speaker 1: Guy Fiery's son married the world's number one ranked pickle

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Speaker 1: Who else do we have? Page down? The hawk Tua

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm thinking like the number one massage therapy, number

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Speaker 1: Man, that was so cool. That is incorrect. Guy Fiery's

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Speaker 1: We'll say hello to Whoopy Pie Blair. Hello, Whoopy Pie

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Speaker 1: Blair from the Great state of Maine. It's been a

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Speaker 6: Yes, I am bad.

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Speaker 7: I'm at my mom's house to myself and I shave

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Speaker 7: doesn't look like you look pathetic.

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Speaker 7: Layne Blair get it again?

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Speaker 1: And thinking maybe you shouldn't be on social media player.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking you're easily influenced, Blair. I'm thinking you're easily manipulated.

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Speaker 7: Okay, if I just got a thousand followers because I

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Speaker 1: You follow you follow any ugly women?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: No, only cute women.

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Speaker 7: Okay, I want to ask you something. Then Dodger is

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Speaker 1: I just don't you don't care about that. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: know you don't. You don't watch sports anymore. You don't

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Speaker 1: You know what, Blair, You've changed.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to bring you.

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Speaker 7: You've changed my podcasts and we're going to you.

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Speaker 1: You have changed, Blair. You don't watch sports anymore. You're

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Speaker 7: I am. I'm working on my podcasts and practicing it.

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Speaker 1: Are you eating right now? You're on the Why are

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Speaker 5: Sounds like you're eating greens?

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Speaker 1: Are eating?

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Speaker 6: I know you're really hot?

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Speaker 7: Hot peppers?

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Speaker 1: That are.

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Speaker 7: The green ones, not the other one.

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Speaker 7: I think I think I think she's on it because

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Speaker 1: So so Blair, all right, so okay, so you're just

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Speaker 1: you're easily influenced. So if I had the wrong word,

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Speaker 1: Oh did you say something? I don't know, I wasn't.

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Speaker 6: That's a bad job by you.

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Speaker 1: That's a bad job. But it's a borst job by you. Blair. Yeah, Blair,

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Speaker 1: watch your top Serranos.

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Speaker 6: No, I mean mount all of what the flice?

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Speaker 7: Pepperoni?

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Speaker 6: What freak?

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Speaker 7: And they're hot.

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Speaker 1: We're getting we're getting the Goofy Blair. This is the

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Speaker 1: Goofy Blair. Yeah yeah, now blue but Blair Blair in

427
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Speaker 1: the Wholiday. But if we do the Malard meet and

428
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Speaker 1: greet in Boston. Will you be able to drive down

429
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Speaker 1: and see us again? Talk to mom, talk to your mom.

430
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:05,399
Speaker 1: I'm not talking to your mom, and that's not talk

431
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:05,760
Speaker 1: to your mom.

432
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Speaker 6: If I get a hotel and.

433
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Speaker 1: A hotel.

434
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Speaker 6: I'm working?

435
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,080
Speaker 1: Oh you are? What do you do? What kind of

436
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:12,600
Speaker 1: work you're doing?

437
00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 6: Blair working at Kobe College?

438
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Speaker 8: Okay, beautiful Waterville, Maine, working in the dying. Do you

439
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 8: still call the you still call the local You don't

440
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 8: call the local sports radio anymore, do you?

441
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:27,200
Speaker 6: Yeah?

442
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:28,360
Speaker 7: I do call it a big job.

443
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 4: But you're off today.

444
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 1: Because the holiday exactly, this is the real stars are

445
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Speaker 1: off today.

446
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:34,719
Speaker 2: All right.

447
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,919
Speaker 1: Well it's fascinating you. I'm not a real star. That's

448
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,239
Speaker 1: why I'm here. That's why I'm here.

449
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,479
Speaker 4: No, you're a big legend, that's what you are.

450
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 1: That's right.

451
00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:42,760
Speaker 7: Big.

452
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,040
Speaker 1: And I remember there. I mean when I met Blair

453
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Speaker 1: Maine at the cask and flagging and you you were

454
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: a little traumatized. You were traumatized because there was a

455
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Speaker 1: DM DMX.

456
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Speaker 6: Get freak out of the way.

457
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Speaker 7: Well yeah, walking down the trees, I get them out

458
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Speaker 7: of all right.

459
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 4: I gotta never forget that one.

460
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Speaker 1: I gotta go. Thank you though, all right, go away.

461
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,120
Speaker 1: Let's let's say hello to strip club John in Cleveland. Boy,

462
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,600
Speaker 1: the legends are out on this labor day. Hello strip

463
00:26:12,720 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: club John Man.

464
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:19,040
Speaker 6: I hear you're surrounded by radio honest show girl tonight.

465
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 1: Yes, we have a group of a good looking group here,

466
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 1: good looking that what's going on with you, johnspin I

467
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,920
Speaker 1: was actually thinking about you. You haven't called in a while.

468
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,720
Speaker 1: I was like, well, maybe I haven't called him a while.

469
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Speaker 9: I've been busy working, you know, slaving away. That's why

470
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:42,159
Speaker 9: I got labor day off, and I slave away to

471
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 9: the rind. You know, it's like going to a steel

472
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:46,240
Speaker 9: mill every day.

473
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Speaker 1: It's very difficult. And we've talked in the past about

474
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,359
Speaker 1: you know, things have changed a lot, John. A lot

475
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: of women go on the TikTok or whatever. They become

476
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,919
Speaker 1: famous in other ways. But there's always enough for the club, right,

477
00:26:57,960 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 1: you always find enough dance is for the club.

478
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 6: Well yeah, and plus Trump has made it made it tip.

479
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,919
Speaker 6: You know there's no taxes on tips.

480
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 5: Really, yeah, I didn't know that strippers and are making

481
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:15,919
Speaker 5: much more money now.

482
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: I had no idea. So okay, I should get I

483
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,200
Speaker 1: should get some tips. Why is there someone tip me

484
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:22,320
Speaker 1: if I don't have to pay taxes on tips anymore.

485
00:27:22,359 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you are on camera, Ben, I

486
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: am my camera. That is correct.

487
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,480
Speaker 6: No taxes on tips.

488
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:29,200
Speaker 1: Oh that's great, it's wonderful.

489
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 6: So if you want to make five thousand dollars a week,

490
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 6: you tell it's all yours.

491
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:39,400
Speaker 1: Five a week. Oh man, Wow, that's the average, really average?

492
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:39,760
Speaker 6: Yeah?

493
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 1: And uh and where is this club located?

494
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,160
Speaker 5: And what hours do I need to be there?

495
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 6: You could drink on the job. You could do it.

496
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: You want me sloppy? That's bad. He's just saying you could. Yeah,

497
00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: you're allowed. You know.

498
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 5: Have you ever had any of your strippers try to

499
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,199
Speaker 5: light each other on fire? I heard about this one

500
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 5: girl who got attacked with like, yeah, lighter fluid outside

501
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 5: of the stripers.

502
00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 1: That's a crime, Lorena, that's yeah.

503
00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:13,959
Speaker 5: Well they get mad when you make more money than

504
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Speaker 5: the popular.

505
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Speaker 6: Girls dressing room all the time. Yeah, there's the house

506
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 6: to break up.

507
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 1: There's a lot of hair pulling and things like that. Yeah, yeah,

508
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 1: I got see. I don't want to die. That's very competitive.

509
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,760
Speaker 1: It's very competitive. I'm guessing it's competitive, right, John, because

510
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: there's certain guys that come in there probably have a

511
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: lot of more. Yeah, yeah, you call them away. They fight.

512
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: They fight over the women, fight over the guys that

513
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: are loaded, that don't that give all their money, the

514
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:49,360
Speaker 1: strippers that they're fighting over them. Wow, it's a wild world, man,

515
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,280
Speaker 1: it's wild world.

516
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,680
Speaker 6: Well, and I'm so excited.

517
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: Why is that?

518
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:56,720
Speaker 6: I don't know if you remember? Do you remember what

519
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 6: college played football for?

520
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: I remember you had told me. I forget though? Where

521
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,800
Speaker 1: do you play? Kent State?

522
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 6: And they they wonder their first game in twenty one games?

523
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 6: O the world the longest losing streak.

524
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: Congratulations, there you go. How are you going to celebrate?

525
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 1: You called the shop?

526
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 6: I might have to go to the strip?

527
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: Ye, No, that's your night off. You don't want to

528
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: go there on your well maybe you do want to

529
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: go there on your night off. And never no, man,

530
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: my god, Well congratulations on that. And remember any stories

531
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Speaker 1: you have were your spot if you you see, you know,

532
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,800
Speaker 1: if something happens, you're like, you got to call us up.

533
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:34,600
Speaker 1: Let us know. I love those stories, all right, buddy.

534
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 6: But you know, no matter what, no matter what happens,

535
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 6: you know, I mean, it's like Venus, you know what happens,

536
00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:42,640
Speaker 6: there's state there though you know I got.

537
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 1: To be you know, well you don't have to know. No,

538
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: you don't have to say any names or anything like that.

539
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: But you know you can just tell us you've told

540
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 1: us things without naming people in the past. Yeah, that's true,

541
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 1: all right, buddy, All right.

542
00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 6: Well, no matter what a stripper tells you, there's no

543
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 6: section in the champagne.

544
00:29:56,320 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: Room that never happens. Never, never, No one would ever

545
00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 1: hook up in there. That's that's just a false rumor never.

546
00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: All all, thank you. I gotta go. John's trip flop. John,

547
00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: our buddy from Cleveland legend has been calling me for

548
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: many many years. Let's go to Danny. I think this

549
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: might be Danny DeVito. Is this Danny DeVito in Boston?

550
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: Hello Danny? He blew me off. There he is another guy?

551
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 1: Has he called in a long time? Where have you been?

552
00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's been for a month. You know, every now

553
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 4: and then life happened dead, you know, personal work and wise,

554
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 4: you know on the show now.

555
00:30:31,760 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 6: For about a year and a half.

556
00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: Right, has it been that good?

557
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,720
Speaker 7: I've been doing that.

558
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:41,120
Speaker 6: So I heard you might be coming down the Boston.

559
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:41,960
Speaker 6: Is that official?

560
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 1: Well, it's not official. This guy named the Leprechaun wants

561
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,440
Speaker 1: us to come down there. We're still working out the

562
00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: logistics on that, but hopefully we'll be able to get

563
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 1: back there and do some meet and greets and hang

564
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,400
Speaker 1: out with the people.

565
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,400
Speaker 6: We'll meet you is that in Boston? Has that?

566
00:30:57,680 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 7: I heard something like?

567
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 1: What's well? You, of course, being a garbage man, would

568
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:12,400
Speaker 1: know all about garbage, Danny. But well no, there's chatter

569
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 1: of doing one in Boston and then one in Worcester,

570
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 1: so like to uh, I know, the Rain is excited

571
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: about that. The two for one specially excited about that,

572
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: very excited about that. Uh, you know, hang out, meet

573
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: the people and all that, you know, press the flesh

574
00:31:25,600 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: and whatnot. And but nothing's been confirmed yet, but we'll

575
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,200
Speaker 1: let you know. We will promote it, Danny. Hopefully life

576
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,680
Speaker 1: has calmed down for you and you can call up

577
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: more often.

578
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 6: So I could call it. And what about Benny Versus Penny?

579
00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: NBC whacked Benny Versus the Penny. They whacked that show,

580
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:45,680
Speaker 1: so that show is now YouTube. We had a soft launch.

581
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:48,320
Speaker 1: There'll be new episodes low starting this week, So Benny

582
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: Versus the Penny will be a YouTube show for now.

583
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: And there is some chatter about some TV stuff down

584
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: the line, but for now it's on YouTube, so that's

585
00:31:58,280 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 1: where it'll be this season, and a new episode, likely

586
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:05,560
Speaker 1: on Thursday, will effort to get that out all the NFL,

587
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: the big games in the NFL, pick every game against

588
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: the spread. Thank you, Danny the Great Dane.

589
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 4: And then you got something else going on with your show,

590
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 4: right You signed a multi Dale? Is that true?

591
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: The radio? Yeah, the radio show will be here for

592
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: unless they whack me and then they have to pay me,

593
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: and which I promise you they will not pay me

594
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,400
Speaker 1: not to do the show. So I will be here

595
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 1: till that contracts up. Thank you. All right, go away,

596
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,040
Speaker 1: there's the Danny Devino. We're catching up with Danny just

597
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,480
Speaker 1: like that. Amazing, amazing. Let's go to Chris, who's in

598
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,560
Speaker 1: southern California. What's going on? Chris?

599
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 4: Welcome, Sane, great, thanks, you know. I got a fun

600
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 4: riddle for you and then more serious college football quiz.

601
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,400
Speaker 1: All right, here we go, fun riddle, fun. Hopefully it's

602
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 1: not about Hopefully it's not about UCLA and their pathetic

603
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 1: defense and crap, no, no, no.

604
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 4: No, no, what is the only thing worse than the Dodgers?

605
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: Almost getting swept by the still barely alive Diamondback.

606
00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 1: The only thing worse than the I'm back almost getting

607
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:03,880
Speaker 1: their tush kicked all weekend by the Dims, I don't.

608
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 4: Know it is the Podres actually losing two out of

609
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 4: three to the Twinsies, who have a worse record, worse

610
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 4: record than the West Sacramento as that is pretty embrassing.

611
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 1: And also the Twins who traded away half their big

612
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: league roster, just gave them away at the trade deadline

613
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:22,560
Speaker 1: said we're done, We're out.

614
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,920
Speaker 4: So that you know, the pod Pods are done. I mean,

615
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:30,120
Speaker 4: they may make the postseason, but the mean, even if

616
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,440
Speaker 4: the Dodgers fed backing in.

617
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:37,000
Speaker 1: The other way, about that, hold off on that, hold

618
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 1: off on that, about that, I don't know about that.

619
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Speaker 4: They're down by two and the Dodgers get the tiebreaker,

620
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 4: they got to catch.

621
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,240
Speaker 1: Up three games Dodgers.

622
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 4: Just so here's my here's my serious question. Were in

623
00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 4: college college football?

624
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 1: Yes?

625
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 4: So as you as you as you know about one

626
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 4: third of the D one basketball schools don't play college football. Yeah,

627
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,520
Speaker 4: and I'm carrious from your professional perspective, if you think

628
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 4: that that is pretty much the plateau, or if you

629
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 4: think that the ratio is going to get worse in

630
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 4: coming years, so I.

631
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Speaker 1: Think it'll probably be about to say, I mean, there'll

632
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: be a few that will drop because they just don't

633
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 1: want to compete with the NIL. But this is actually

634
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: an opportunity, I would think, Chris, if you have a

635
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 1: very wealthy booster that wants to put football on the map,

636
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: because that's really how you put your school on the map,

637
00:34:28,040 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: and you have deep pockets in theory, if you pay

638
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: the players enough. I know they're supposed to put all

639
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: these regulations in on NIL, but until they put all

640
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: those things in and they're locked in, you could buy

641
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: You could be anywhere and buy players and put a

642
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,640
Speaker 1: competitive team, a college football team in a couple of

643
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: years on the field. So it shouldn't inspire someone that's

644
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 1: got deep pockets to want to do that.

645
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you know, you figure, I mean just about

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Speaker 4: You know, you get your Gonzaga's, Loyola's, you know, my

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Speaker 4: Santa Clara guys. Every so often you know, there's you know,

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Speaker 4: there's just now football anymore, the schools. I mean, so

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Speaker 4: unless you're thinking about starting from scratch again after twenty

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Speaker 1: Well you're well, it is a big minded but it's

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Speaker 1: it's a big minded climb. But with the nil stuff.

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Speaker 1: If you've got the money, they will show up, Chris,

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Speaker 1: Like I mean, like Santa Clair. How you put a

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Speaker 1: they start spending money and you're on your way. I

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Speaker 1: gotta go. Thank you. They're great, Chris, ry buddy, thank

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Speaker 1: Texas Longhorns. Advice to Arch Manning who went out there

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Speaker 1: nine on Fox Advice to arch Manning. Hello, line one,

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Speaker 1: you're on the airline one.

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Speaker 4: Go yeah, show up to the twenty twenty six malar

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Speaker 4: meet and greet in Vegas.

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Speaker 1: There you go. That sounds like slug in Vegas. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to your line too. You're on the air advice

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Speaker 1: to arch Manning. Line two, loaning time.

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Speaker 6: If a nick efat couple jumping the pool, is that

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Speaker 6: considered skinny dippings?

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Speaker 1: That's good point? Probably not. Let's go to you on

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Speaker 1: line three. You're on the air it's the incident advice line.

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Speaker 1: We're giving advice to arch Manning after he rode the

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Speaker 1: vomit comet against Ohio State. Hello, you're on the air

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Speaker 1: line three. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Man, we can solve this difficulty by declaring Dravis Kelsey

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Speaker 4: the greatest podcaster.

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Speaker 1: Now, oh my god, please pathetic. You're on a line

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Speaker 1: for Hello. Line four, you're on the airline for You

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Speaker 1: are giving advice to arch Manning. Line four.

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Speaker 6: He got a clear plane, like his son, like his

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Speaker 6: old dad.

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Speaker 1: Archie Manning is a grandfather. I think you meant to

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Speaker 1: say a line five. You're on the airline five.

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Speaker 6: Hello, become a stripper. I'd give you twenty bucks for

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Speaker 6: a leaf dance best.

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Speaker 1: I'm good on that. Line six Hello, Line six, you're

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Speaker 1: on the airline Say that was for a dog? Line six? Hello?

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Speaker 6: Is that how her promo?

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Speaker 4: Just reference to door Sanders of the sawn of Barry.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't listen to the promos.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Line one, you're on the airline one. Hello, next time,

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Speaker 1: I don't know sean hood guy but calls back and

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Speaker 1: let us know. Line two you're on the airline too.

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Speaker 6: Hello, David, say looks like worn out?

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Speaker 1: Okay, thank you for that. That's lucky Tony in the

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Speaker 1: bay A. Line three, you're next. It's the instant of vice.

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Speaker 1: Line for arch Manning. Hello, Line three.

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Speaker 4: For the Hall of Fame, No.

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Speaker 1: Five hundred quarterback. We'll do one more, only one more

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Speaker 1: of it's good. I'll take credit. If not, I'll blame Brie.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, Brie, pick the final comment or five. You're

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Speaker 1: on the airline five go you weren't fast enough line

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