Speaker 1: Of Legitylightlight, Welcome back to Lombonasso News Network. Here we
Speaker 1: are live uptown in the Bronx on none other than
Speaker 1: Randall's Island for a debate. Here on this lovely, lovely
Speaker 1: late spring day, we have none other than Andrew Cuomo
Speaker 1: looking absolutely muppet ish up there at the stand in
Speaker 1: the most kind hearted, million dollar smile, just the most wholesome,
Speaker 1: just just the cutest little sugar bear or Mom Donnie
Speaker 1: up there on the stand, and we're going to take
Speaker 1: it over now to our very own Liz bell Ortiz
Speaker 1: from also from lombonaso On News Network. She will be
Speaker 1: presenting the questions to our mayoral candidates.
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you both for attending this. Thank you,
Speaker 2: thank you, Thank you guys so much for joining us.
Speaker 2: You know, as as a native New York, we have
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 3: Of questions that are at New York.
Speaker 2: Of course, do stupid. So my first question to you
Speaker 2: guys is what is the first burrow that you guys
Speaker 2: would be visiting.
Speaker 4: Well, first of all, as an Italian man, uh, you
Speaker 4: know I would.
Speaker 3: I think that I would go too, because you know.
Speaker 4: It makes a lot of sense, you know, Uh, you know,
Speaker 4: I'm in that I'm in that pocket, you know, like
Speaker 4: a quarterback, you know, and uh.
Speaker 2: Well, you're running for mayor of New York. So I
Speaker 2: asked you what borrow would you go to? Not?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, that's
Speaker 4: that's it. That's a that's a you know, to quote
Speaker 4: a baseball legend, Bryce Hall. But that's a clown question, brouh.
Speaker 4: You know that's you know, people know what I'm about.
Speaker 3: You know that's me.
Speaker 4: So, I mean, you know, you got this little guy
Speaker 4: over here looking like me, you know, fucking Mickey Mouse,
Speaker 4: Taliban or whatever the.
Speaker 3: Fuck this guy's got going on over here. Stuff. But
Speaker 3: you're you're too kind, mister Cuomo.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Whatever that's but that's such a great and insightful answer.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: You know the first place I'm going, I'm going to
Speaker 3: the Bronx. I'm going to the Bronx.
Speaker 1: I believe as mayor of New York City, it's my
Speaker 1: duty to visit the River Park Towers and free all
Speaker 1: my gunners.
Speaker 4: You don't this guy, you know, see, this is why
Speaker 4: New Yorkers need to vote for me, because this guy here,
Speaker 4: he doesn't understand that River Park Towers is now Drilly territory.
Speaker 2: What the are you talking about?
Speaker 4: Okay, So it's a whole different situation over there. This
Speaker 4: is what I'm trying to tell you, guys. I have
Speaker 4: the experience and I have the nipple piercings to carry
Speaker 4: us into the future of New York City. This guy
Speaker 4: is a little baby, and look at him, and look out, cute,
Speaker 4: here's a little baby.
Speaker 3: I could pick him up and I could put him
Speaker 3: right into my middle nipple ring.
Speaker 1: Well, what mister Cranmo's failing to understand is that I
Speaker 1: was aware of the change in territory, and that is
Speaker 1: precisely why I am proposing free busses for the entire
Speaker 1: city of New York so that everyone can up the score.
Speaker 2: Free buses. Wow, free busses and a renfreeze.
Speaker 4: What you got, bitch, So listen to me. This is
Speaker 4: the problem with these ideas.
Speaker 2: Had that ship, bro what you got?
Speaker 3: So let me explain something to you, lady.
Speaker 4: All right, what this guy is talking about is actually
Speaker 4: impossible to do because it requires people to give a ship. Okay,
Speaker 4: and I don't give a ship about anything except me.
Speaker 3: So let me tell you something. When you see me
Speaker 3: at the San AGIENTEO Okay, it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not. It's not CNN all right.
Speaker 3: People say I took on my hands because I'm in talent.
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck what pasta you eat. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I asked.
Speaker 3: You what the fuck you doing if.
Speaker 2: You had a little strange flag tuck behind your bag?
Speaker 4: I mean, listen, that's that isn't that is in solidarity
Speaker 4: with my counterparts you see at the Italian Defense Fund.
Speaker 3: Now see, okay, notice.
Speaker 1: How he doesn't exactly have a straight answer for anything.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you exactly how we're going to achieve
Speaker 1: free bust fare for all of New York City and
Speaker 1: established Guysakami and Establis with rent freezes. You see what
Speaker 1: I've acquired here is a full forty eight. Now I'm
Speaker 1: gonna bust that back down to a point too, and
Speaker 1: then move it across the entire city to then essentially
Speaker 1: establish an economy.
Speaker 3: Got a self fulfilling.
Speaker 4: See, that's why experience maddies. Experience maddies in these in
Speaker 4: these situations. Because I have been in the New York
Speaker 4: City and New York State legislature since I am a child.
Speaker 4: My father invented, he built the Tappanzee Bridge with his
Speaker 4: own hands. That's why they named it after him. Okay,
Speaker 4: he also saved the princess from Bowser. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you know that.
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Ok Yeah, my father, Mario, don't you ever disrespect his name?
Speaker 3: Mario was my father?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mario.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Can somebody get in here? Please?
Speaker 2: You need to go out of here.
Speaker 3: This is not funny.
Speaker 4: Nipples are getting hard a minute, you guys are too
Speaker 4: much And you got sit down there in the room
Speaker 4: now of.
Speaker 5: Liter like like.
Speaker 2: Liter I get to call you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's about the way if you if you didn't
Speaker 6: know what the fun that was? That was a democratic
Speaker 6: debate for the mayor or old race of New York City,
Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying? Or that ship, Bro, that
Speaker 6: was a clown show.
Speaker 2: You know what it is? Bro to see people playing
Speaker 2: your face like that has a grown adults as.
Speaker 3: A full grown as they're doing the.
Speaker 2: Face where you won't go where's like the first place
Speaker 2: you go to visit? Like what's your favorite flag? Like
Speaker 2: what's your favorite color?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your favorite?
Speaker 2: Is it blue and white? You love that? Do you
Speaker 2: like stars?
Speaker 4: I was crippling and yet that at the same time
Speaker 4: that's why that is. It has nothing to do with
Speaker 4: what you think it does, even though it.
Speaker 3: Is all for that.
Speaker 1: Wow okay, Wow, so all of a sudden, I can't
Speaker 1: be a roll in forty? Does that really? Really?
Speaker 3: When did we become such a divisive society?
Speaker 4: Rest in peace, Nipsey hustle all right, because I'm running
Speaker 4: on that platform, yo.
Speaker 1: But you you're not even from over there?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, bro now how are you? How are
Speaker 2: our politicians are cooked? Did you see Elon and a
Speaker 2: white House?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 4: Absolutely looking like a true one head. But before we
Speaker 4: get into that, I want to just I want to
Speaker 4: just pat everybody in this room on the back because
Speaker 4: I dug like, because of course, because we was we
Speaker 4: were very early in our support of Zora and Mom Donnie,
Speaker 4: the future of New York City, the new Maya, which
Speaker 4: will turn the city around and they will not be
Speaker 4: people masturbating on the subways.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Look at this crody. We created
Speaker 1: this crowdy, all right, swear down, this didn't exist before
Speaker 1: we were here. Broke, look around, talk to this. We talked,
Speaker 1: we created this.
Speaker 3: You waste mine.
Speaker 2: If we could get Eric Adams the funk out of
Speaker 2: here bro and get on into office.
Speaker 3: Yo. That's like that might be victory.
Speaker 2: Victory like the biggest w that would be fire.
Speaker 4: That's a huge that's a crazy go up. That's like,
Speaker 4: I don't know if this is I don't know. Maybe
Speaker 4: you could you could tell me this glow this is
Speaker 4: like Cardi b going from our set to to the
Speaker 4: NFL du Stefan Diggs and being on the yacht.
Speaker 3: Is that a glow up?
Speaker 2: The bitch is rich hot, no matter what she's doing around,
Speaker 2: the bitch is rich hot, funny, got a wonderful family kids.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my high Bridge babylis Dominican name. Yo.
Speaker 4: But you're right, yo, because if y're seeing that video
Speaker 4: of you know what I'm saying and that we all
Speaker 4: said that at the same time.
Speaker 2: He was like, it's like multiple videos of this tweet tweek.
Speaker 4: I just heard the funk in the future ship yeah Fried, Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: And that bitch like yeah, that's what That's what's playing
Speaker 1: in Elan's head.
Speaker 3: YO.
Speaker 1: When I seen that list of the ship he was
Speaker 1: supposedly on b I'm like, yo, oh, this motherfucker was
Speaker 1: like h g H and ship like that's and that
Speaker 1: explains why he had like rhino chest put like iron
Speaker 1: giants because because like, you gotta work out, Like you
Speaker 1: can't just take steroids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta do something with those with those muscles,
Speaker 4: you can't just pump them full of juice.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 1: Like ship is crazy. He looked like that one Captain
Speaker 1: America cover fun. I forgot what it's called, but he
Speaker 1: got like fucking tripled and ship.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'm looking cities. That's crazy, bro.
Speaker 4: But I think he did it on purpose because when
Speaker 4: you're on for bean, bro, your nipples are mad sensitive.
Speaker 4: So he probably took that ship to make his nibbles
Speaker 4: mad big and puffy, so that when.
Speaker 2: He's that explains his body movies because he's he looked
Speaker 2: like a white girl listening to a nice song. Yeah,
Speaker 2: club like perked up. He look like he's slow dancing.
Speaker 2: It's like, bro, you know we could see you, like
Speaker 2: we could see you about it. You can see you
Speaker 2: in front of the world doing this ship.
Speaker 4: That's what sucked me up. It wasn't It wasn't a
Speaker 4: fucking Riley.
Speaker 3: It wasn't yo, he's doing it. Appearance, nigga, you in.
Speaker 2: The White House, like they caught you off guard at
Speaker 2: a club. Do you feel me doing a lot of
Speaker 2: no no you at the White House wild and doing
Speaker 2: a fucking.
Speaker 3: Doing and ship I don't know bro.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah better, oh yeah better they why.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: It's either that playing in his head or it's like
Speaker 1: it's like Listen was saying, like I just now that,
Speaker 1: now that you mention it, I'm a somebody please dub over.
Speaker 3: Don't you work, don't you wear?
Speaker 8: See, Heaven's gotta play for you.
Speaker 3: It's just like a little tiny dabu ghetto in his head,
Speaker 3: like trying to do Martin Luther King's family. Bro, Yo,
Speaker 3: you gotta It's just it bes a And as.
Speaker 9: This song he's about something, says I just figure out
Speaker 9: it's abouties that have hundreds.
Speaker 3: So it's black people of America. See two. Well let's go.
Speaker 3: Slavery was bad, Bad Bad.
Speaker 10: Slavery was Bad Bad, Top five on the Billboards. YO
Speaker 10: remake of Slavery Is.
Speaker 1: Bad Now with the most explosive track in all of
Speaker 1: e d m Yo, a scathing commentary of the plight
Speaker 1: of black people in America. David Getta just with another
Speaker 1: powerhouse release here.
Speaker 2: Wow wow, Yeah it's incredible.
Speaker 1: How brave, how brave, How brave. And you know something,
Speaker 1: David is willing to tell the stories that no one
Speaker 1: else is. That's right, not a single other person.
Speaker 3: He's not afraid to speak truth to Molly. That's right.
Speaker 5: Of legity, like like like of ligity, like like like.
Speaker 2: Seeing Elon must tweaked out at the fucking White House
Speaker 2: reminding me of a story. Have you ever been sucked
Speaker 2: up at word? Have you ever been zoited at baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah, plenty of times.
Speaker 2: I tell you my story very quickly. This was after
Speaker 2: I left Major World. This is after I left. You know,
Speaker 2: I healed myself. I got I got enough energy of power.
Speaker 2: I found myself a nice little office job. I was
Speaker 2: working as a customer service representative for a doctor's office. Bro.
Speaker 2: I went out for my lunch break, and I had
Speaker 2: you a little joint nor my, I go back, mind you.
Speaker 2: I was working with me at this time. So she's
Speaker 2: trading me and on purpose to make me, to make
Speaker 2: me like do things at the same time, so to
Speaker 2: keep me on top. So she was talking to me
Speaker 2: as I was picking up the phone. Bro, I pick
Speaker 2: up this doctor's phone and says, thank you, service department.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, service department. You know, It's called about
Speaker 2: their motherfucking medication because they just got out of surgery.
Speaker 2: And here I am like, yeah, I got you, I
Speaker 2: got you. Yeah, your car will be ready at four?
Speaker 3: Can I call for refilling for me? No, we're out
Speaker 3: of the ultimate?
Speaker 2: No, bro, When I tell you, I looked at the phone,
Speaker 2: I looked at Iris and I said, yeah, no, bro,
Speaker 2: never again. I got and it was a little joint.
Speaker 2: So imagine what the fuck this man is on.
Speaker 3: Yo. So I'm not proud of this. Do you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying? It just it just happens. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. I was out one night. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: This is like corn Road, north Face merrow Lehman Brothers
Speaker 4: was the job I was working at.
Speaker 3: Just let you know how long ago this wait, you
Speaker 3: worked at a circus? Yo? Do I look like a clown?
Speaker 4: Yo?
Speaker 3: I'm not clown. I'm fucking funny.
Speaker 2: Yo.
Speaker 3: I've I've been leaving Brothers.
Speaker 4: I'm working in the mill room, but I gotta be
Speaker 4: there at seven am, all right, So I'm out uptown
Speaker 4: on like one second.
Speaker 3: Shout to my girl Odie. We took Obama beans that night.
Speaker 4: Oh my job not actual Obama beans but beans, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: We took a couple of bets.
Speaker 4: We just run around the city and shit, feeling like
Speaker 4: Elon Musk at the White House, like yeah.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh.
Speaker 4: Shit, I gotta go to work, like I really this
Speaker 4: as I'm like just wandering around the city smack. And
Speaker 4: I was just like, I gotta go to work. So
Speaker 4: I just got on the train and went to work.
Speaker 4: And I went to work, and I was fucking rolling
Speaker 4: bro the entire time I'm at work, Like I'm just
Speaker 4: being like I'm trying, like I'm paranoid, but I'm also
Speaker 4: like yo, Like I'm touching the elevated pipes from man
Speaker 4: Long like.
Speaker 2: Yo, feeling everything.
Speaker 3: Oh yo, you want to smoke a cigarette? Technology? Whoa.
Speaker 3: They're like the Martinez, we need to switch the water
Speaker 3: on the forty at four. I'm like, yeah, man, don't
Speaker 3: get to it. I'll get you. Yeah, water is so good.
Speaker 4: There was a Puerto Rican guy named Martin who was
Speaker 4: a crazy coke bro and.
Speaker 3: So he can smell it on you.
Speaker 2: You know, he's just like.
Speaker 3: Last PC bro. You know, pines on Yo, you feel good? Bine. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the niggas can say that whole day. I was like,
Speaker 3: why do you keep, bro?
Speaker 4: You fucking me up because the boss is there Like
Speaker 4: this is like, bro, this is like twelve hundred square feet.
Speaker 4: There's like a small like the mailroom office where we
Speaker 4: all sat with small like the package area was mad big.
Speaker 4: So I try to go hide it like amongst the boxes,
Speaker 4: like trying to be like, yo, I don't want to
Speaker 4: be high no more, bro, Like this is crazy, Like
Speaker 4: they know I'm high, Like I know my eyes.
Speaker 3: Are on like fucking secret squirrel like just like plaing
Speaker 3: and and yo.
Speaker 4: He just just kept coming up to me every like
Speaker 4: half an hour like Yo, yeah right.
Speaker 3: But you're feeling around your you're rolling fans.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was actually made of my nightmare.
Speaker 3: Dog, I'm like, get away from me.
Speaker 2: To be the worst, one of the worst things is
Speaker 2: being tweaked out and having somebody in your face like yo,
Speaker 2: are you.
Speaker 3: Yo? Feel you all right? Bro? Why are you acting
Speaker 3: so we sup body girders? Yo, dude, this is.
Speaker 2: So old.
Speaker 3: SPEs your rise, man.
Speaker 2: I'm literally made my fucking night.
Speaker 4: I am seriously hiding behind like a stack of certified
Speaker 4: male bro for like eight hours, just trying to get
Speaker 4: away from these people because I was like, Yo, this
Speaker 4: is great, Like being high is great when you're like
Speaker 4: with your friends and you're yo, we're just having a
Speaker 4: good time. I'm like, bro, I got responsibilities.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 4: Bro, there's a white man lording over me, like being like, Yo, Martinez,
Speaker 4: what are you doing Martinez?
Speaker 3: Yo? This is this is that you took this to
Speaker 3: the wrong guy. This goes to mister walk on forty eight,
Speaker 3: what are you doing? Are you high? And I'm just
Speaker 3: like yeah, but.
Speaker 4: The motherfucker smoked cigarettes. I was just like, Yo, you
Speaker 4: wanna go side smoking cigarette? And he's like yeah. I
Speaker 4: was just like, oh god yeah, I'm like heat heat off.
Speaker 4: I'm like yo, heah, I got one extra few.
Speaker 3: Damn. That's a cigarette economy. Bro. Y'all got some. Y'all
Speaker 3: got some funny ass stories. Man. The worst the worst
Speaker 3: I ever did high at work was like send an
Speaker 3: email with some emojis in it, which is very proud.
Speaker 1: I said, like somebody was like, uh like, hey, we're
Speaker 1: doing like oh, we're doing really good numbers on this
Speaker 1: post on TikTok like like uh oh, like Rainie, you
Speaker 1: really know what you're doing. And I was fucking smack.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking I'm on like my phone for some reason.
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking I'm like texting a friend. So in
Speaker 1: the email, thinking I'm texting, I wrote facts L M
Speaker 1: A O with a hundred emoji and like and like
Speaker 1: the huffing, like this, I really done this.
Speaker 3: Some cocai.
Speaker 1: It was like, what is uh? I don't think we
Speaker 1: don't even have those building were scanners? What the is
Speaker 1: this guy talking?
Speaker 2: Randy is thats a little wholesome who.
Speaker 6: He's like, yo, He's I'm like, yo, dog, I was
Speaker 6: on ecstasy at a financial institution.
Speaker 3: He's like, Y'll put it in mooji in an email.
Speaker 2: He'll get more. He'll get fired for that more than
Speaker 2: he would. Yeah, you got more in common with the balls. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I jerked over that nigga's desk.
Speaker 10: Bro.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, when when when you move past trauma,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to heal. That's that's that's where I was,
Speaker 2: motherfucker before. You have to bring that story back up.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it in the first place. Yea
Speaker 2: insane man, But.
Speaker 3: YO, listen this.
Speaker 4: You gotta tell the story because you told us this
Speaker 4: story and I was in shambles. Because speaking of suited Liz,
Speaker 4: you was at the Cowboy Carter tour. You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, met life, You know what I mean, showing out,
Speaker 4: showing up and showing out.
Speaker 2: Might I okay, okay, she was singing to me.
Speaker 3: Wow wow Wow what recession? Wow?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They were they were gifts, motherfucker.
Speaker 3: Gifts. Gifts gifts from who is Bell your Chinatown boyfriend?
Speaker 3: You mean, oh, we're gonna have to run that returns
Speaker 3: you the little red bag.
Speaker 2: No, actually, motherfucker is my brother. My brother got me
Speaker 2: and my.
Speaker 1: Sister the wholesome big shout out to shout up to
Speaker 1: Andy Man, Damn my favorite Diesel Amphibian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bro, you know what.
Speaker 4: No, nigga, listen, I love you, but fuck you nigga
Speaker 4: because I'm also older sibling brother.
Speaker 2: Nigga.
Speaker 3: Why you gotta bro, It's like I'm playing basketball, Nigga.
Speaker 4: You fucking shooting forty five points.
Speaker 3: Nigga, mind your business.
Speaker 2: Baby, Don't talk to him all right, don't get mad
Speaker 2: at him because he got me tickets from the talk
Speaker 2: to Hassan or something. I don't talk to him directly,
Speaker 2: encourage him.
Speaker 3: To keep doing it and continue continue next.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's blessing. Let's do ten right, tenth throw, ten throw.
Speaker 3: She deserves sift throw. I want her burned by pyro techniques.
Speaker 2: I want to be our rehearsals, bro. I want to
Speaker 2: be there the day before the concert. If I'm if
Speaker 2: I'm with you, bitches, I'm good. That's what I want,
Speaker 2: what I really want. I just got to learn how
Speaker 2: to dance.
Speaker 4: That was the show because I've never I have. I went,
Speaker 4: I saw briefly saw like part of like Lemonade. That's
Speaker 4: my Beyonce live experience.
Speaker 2: You're a dumb ass bitch.
Speaker 3: I mean sorry, listen, Bro, I mean listen. I saw Mike.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel you.
Speaker 6: I don't know the bitch nigga. I got the Madican
Speaker 6: parents to get Michael Johnson look.
Speaker 3: To local.
Speaker 2: Not what they'll do is put that ship on on
Speaker 2: YouTube and start a party. Dominican's on theorists a concert
Speaker 2: and that ship is that that it becomes a partyybody,
Speaker 2: pull up, that's what that's what does.
Speaker 3: What he does, He's like, you do, and you do,
Speaker 3: and you do, and you do and you do and
Speaker 3: you like.
Speaker 2: But the concert was absolutely amazing. She was fucking phenomenal,
Speaker 2: out of this world, best concert I've been to, and
Speaker 2: I've been to a few. She sang her eyes off.
Speaker 2: But the funny story of the event was that when
Speaker 2: we got there, there was a girl by herself right
Speaker 2: next to us, and it was shorty right in front
Speaker 2: of us with a kid with some dude. This dude
Speaker 2: was blasted. He was drunk. You could tell he was
Speaker 2: mixing a little bit by he had. Yeah, he had
Speaker 2: this pack of French fries in his hand. He had
Speaker 2: this fucking pack of cold French fries in his hand
Speaker 2: and he was just eating drunk, wiling talking yo, what
Speaker 2: like what chiw bitch is doing? You know, like what's up?
Speaker 2: And we're like, a, you know, we're here. We're here
Speaker 2: for a good time. Another girl comes and sits down
Speaker 2: and she's like, yo, I gotta go to the bathroom me.
Speaker 2: He's like, fucking bitch, let's go to the fucking bas
Speaker 2: and she's like, wait, what time does the Starget show start.
Speaker 2: He's like, fuck the show, Let's go to the fucking
Speaker 2: bathroom there. And he gets up and he walks over
Speaker 2: bro bust his ass. No, straight out of a fucking
Speaker 2: comic book. He flies falls his French fries go into
Speaker 2: the air and fall right back down on him, all
Speaker 2: over the seats. He knocks over somebody drink and he
Speaker 2: just got up like silly, silly little man. He just
Speaker 2: calls mad commotion everybody in the stadium like, yo, what
Speaker 2: the fuck is going on? So we look at the
Speaker 2: girl that he was with and we're like yo, like
Speaker 2: what did he have to drink? What was it? Like,
Speaker 2: he's up, so what wasn't. She's like, yo, I don't
Speaker 2: know him, Like I have no idea who that he was.
Speaker 2: He became the friend to whoever was next to him.
Speaker 1: So you mean to tell me the Beyonce Tour just
Speaker 1: had a gay phantom vagabond. Yes, yes, yeah, just just
Speaker 1: gay Loki just show up.
Speaker 2: And it didn't help that he was dressed in all
Speaker 2: chrome like the Renaissance Tour chrome had chrome long like
Speaker 2: blade jacket.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yo, did you run into the mask?
Speaker 4: I was like, yo, into one of the street performing
Speaker 4: niggas that like when you put a coordination like move
Speaker 4: like her.
Speaker 2: That's exactly how he was dressed, bro exactly but way
Speaker 2: more style.
Speaker 1: Yes, yo, he he was probably an alien that like
Speaker 1: escaped that's why. That's why he didn't give a shit.
Speaker 1: He was like, let's use the bathroom, let's do some
Speaker 1: he human ship.
Speaker 3: If ship, I switched places of a marrow fun.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then and then you look, you wait, listen, the
Speaker 1: saga ends with Lizbell and the gay vagabond in the
Speaker 1: in the gender neutral bathroom, and they're in the stalls
Speaker 1: next to each other, and Lisbell goes, you know, I
Speaker 1: never got your name. And then the gay vagabond from
Speaker 1: across the stall goes, it's time to.
Speaker 3: Let me go, bitch.
Speaker 1: Imaginary friends, just a gay phantom.
Speaker 3: That just that just finds people in need of a smile.
Speaker 2: You know what, I wish, I wish that that was true.
Speaker 2: I much rather wish that he just faded away to
Speaker 2: the bathroom. I saw him again.
Speaker 3: He was fade, He was fade dead. He was he
Speaker 3: was in the fucking mix.
Speaker 5: Of legity like like like legity like like we was in.
Speaker 2: That bitch And I was telling Irins, well, like, yo,
Speaker 2: what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: First of all, we would be, but we are some
Speaker 2: Brooklyn fucking rats. And she got us out in the
Speaker 2: hunt looking for some cowboy hats. But you looked so cute,
Speaker 2: You looked so it was amazing, My dick.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. But yo, I haven't heard the interim the glade.
Speaker 2: That's true, but yo, yeah, we need that for they.
Speaker 3: But yo, not ya. Y'all look good. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But to your point, what the fuck are we doing?
Speaker 3: Well? So what what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: Like I was just like, I was like, it's funny.
Speaker 2: It's funny what your favorite artists can make you do
Speaker 2: because you go to the concert and I like, I
Speaker 2: like the album, but there's a theme around it, you know.
Speaker 2: It's just like you don't have to You could just
Speaker 2: go to the concert however you want, you to go
Speaker 2: on basketball shorts, but you get to do the theme.
Speaker 2: I'm just talking to fuck it. I'm in a cowboy hat, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't know nothing about this culture. Yeah, for this specifically,
Speaker 2: I'm never using it again. But it's a good time.
Speaker 2: Life is short. Fuck it. It reminded me also the Kender
Speaker 2: concert at MetLife in New York City. Everybody got on
Speaker 2: La Dodgers hats everybody, and I'm like, Yo, this ship
Speaker 2: is cool as fuck. I like growing up when you
Speaker 2: see pocking biggie and you see all these people can
Speaker 2: hate each other. It's like bro reality. The reality is
Speaker 2: we enjoy music and you see people go to these
Speaker 2: concerts and indulge.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like like people. A lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know this, but at the Taylor Swift concerts, a lot
Speaker 1: of people like to do carbon emission.
Speaker 3: Yo, that's true.
Speaker 4: They dose BBL.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, they they do LBB yeah yeah, yeah, yeah
Speaker 1: they they drew.
Speaker 3: They drew a d d L a fucking a dairrier deletion.
Speaker 7: Job.
Speaker 3: Man oh man. But to answer your question, are we
Speaker 3: doing too much? I don't think so. I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't mean it was just a little cowboy hat,
Speaker 2: but some some people went on going crazy. Yeah, like
Speaker 2: some people you could tell.
Speaker 3: They vagabond broe like they did.
Speaker 2: They then did months of preparation, like sewing and making
Speaker 2: these outfits from scraps. I feel like at a Playboy
Speaker 2: CARTI performance, they have like vampires outside or like they
Speaker 2: have they have like a little truck where they take
Speaker 2: your blood.
Speaker 3: For you to feed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like put on these double
Speaker 1: hornses before you walk in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like threety glasses were going to see a
Speaker 4: three D movie, they just give me. You go to
Speaker 4: see quality, they just give you a little plastic double horn.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, if you if you dress up like sports,
Speaker 1: like if you if you the type to like paint
Speaker 1: half your face or like the Viking helmet or like
Speaker 1: the big ass cheese or whatever the plane on his head,
Speaker 1: like if you you know, if you type to do that,
Speaker 1: and if you go to like comic Con or whatever,
Speaker 1: nobody bats an eye like you know when cosplayers do
Speaker 1: that or when people dress up for sports. So I'm
Speaker 1: not I think. I just think it's like fun and harmless.
Speaker 1: Beyonce Tour is just Queen Bacon. It's a convention, yo,
Speaker 1: it really is.
Speaker 3: There's nobody in it. It's just like, let me check
Speaker 3: this out, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Like I've never like i've fam the lemonadeh was like
Speaker 4: part of like a like a bait or whatever. So
Speaker 4: I was like talking to people. Everybody there was locked in.
Speaker 4: There was nobody there that was like, yo, I heard
Speaker 4: of I heard of her, like I wanted to see
Speaker 4: her life, check her out, see what she's like.
Speaker 3: Like. Nah, bro, this is like yo, I am a
Speaker 3: fucking fanatic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think that that happens when you
Speaker 2: got fans for now long like they are they just
Speaker 2: already know. Like if you go to a concert, most
Speaker 2: of these people have been seeing her since like Destiny's childs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's also super nerdy, Like everybody, everybody's nerdy
Speaker 1: about something, you know, it just so happens that like
Speaker 1: animated or hand drawn stuff gets like singled out, you know,
Speaker 1: but like everybody, if you really boil it down like everybody,
Speaker 1: like that's nerdy as hell, Like coming up with a
Speaker 1: whole costume like I saw somebody like he did like
Speaker 1: a bull prosthetic like that sh that shit looks so
Speaker 1: fucking cool. I'm like, this is some comic con ship.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think I think all of us have
Speaker 1: way more in common.
Speaker 2: Than we Yeah, nerds, Nerds just always get the short
Speaker 2: out and stick because cartoons people they put their mind
Speaker 2: and they think of children. So it's like you can't
Speaker 2: you know, you can't be an adult. And it's like, bro,
Speaker 2: if you listen to the story, they talking to you,
Speaker 2: they're not talking to the children.
Speaker 3: Well it's that about cartoons for adults.
Speaker 1: See this thing cool then oh my god, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: I was gonna say the reason we.
Speaker 7: Get it like never, never mind, man, no, we need
Speaker 7: it now now we need it.
Speaker 1: What artists are you willing to It's because we don't
Speaker 1: get no bitches. That's why we get singled out.
Speaker 3: That's why that's no listen, bell, it was a joke.
Speaker 3: Now you made it serious.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry because to me, I don't know a nerd
Speaker 2: that don't got bitches. I never I've never met a
Speaker 2: man who ran through the hallways with his fingers that
Speaker 2: don't got shorty that that love and provide.
Speaker 4: For they dot they do, they do got bitches. It's
Speaker 4: crazy because it's like they they overachieve a lot of
Speaker 4: the time, and it be a nerd if they shortly
Speaker 4: be a nerd. It's like a nerd and a nerd.
Speaker 4: It's like a nerd nigga and a nerd bitch together.
Speaker 4: It's like a nerd unity. But like the nerd shorty
Speaker 4: when she takes that fucking leather dust off.
Speaker 3: Yeah she looked. She looked good because.
Speaker 4: There was a shorty that was like, God, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying. I went to high school with that
Speaker 4: name was Jessica shout to Jessica. And I never knew
Speaker 4: like she was bad, bro, because she always dressed like
Speaker 4: fucking Neil, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And she had the big ass trip pants yell trip
Speaker 1: huge fucking trip pists, big ass leather duster bro, the fang.
Speaker 4: Implants and ship like the contacts like I like, I
Speaker 4: would go to say sometimes she'd be like like, oh
Speaker 4: like that level, like yeah, like niggas sitting at McDonald's
Speaker 4: on Saint Mark's and She's just like, I want to
Speaker 4: make chicken.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, bro, you in character right now?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're doing Puerto Rican teenage girl, Like what are
Speaker 4: we doing here? Then I saw her had like fucking
Speaker 4: like beach bro, and I was like, I was like, yo,
Speaker 4: I recognize to buy a teeth turn her.
Speaker 6: She had the fangs, She had the vampire fans. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 6: she had the fucking vampire fans.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, yo, what I was like.
Speaker 1: Nah, All of a sudden, All of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: like you trying. Yeah, you show up to class the
Speaker 1: next day like turn around and.
Speaker 3: Die, go around, and you're gonna fucking stained tattooed on
Speaker 3: my after that.
Speaker 2: That's a good question, though, Marrow what what?
Speaker 10: Who?
Speaker 2: What are? Michael Michael Jackson.
Speaker 3: I'll dress like a fucking idiot, bro. I'll just like
Speaker 3: I'm just like bubbles, Bro.
Speaker 4: I'll put it in a Chimpanzee constume, even though it's
Speaker 4: extremely racist. I'll fucking the stupid the jacket with like
Speaker 4: the with the shoulder pads and all that ship. I'll
Speaker 4: do all the white, the white glove, all that ship. Bro,
Speaker 4: I'll do all. I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 3: You know, I would dress up for it.
Speaker 1: I think if I was gonna see anybody, man, I
Speaker 1: probably dress up for like job rule or something. I'll
Speaker 1: probably go as like a ten ninety nine form or
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 2: Stay catching.
Speaker 3: Rainy fun, you know one time.
Speaker 2: That's too good.
Speaker 3: I probably don't see will probably dress up like a
Speaker 3: tax collector or something.
Speaker 4: So another question I got for y'all, because first of all,
Speaker 4: you got to answer the question don't talk to smoke?
Speaker 2: What question though? The one about what I would wear?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's the artist that would make you wear some
Speaker 3: dumb ship? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was literally Beyon. Why why would I ever wear
Speaker 2: a motherfucking cowboy hat? Look at me in my face? Bro.
Speaker 2: It was literally that, and it was just that, it
Speaker 2: was just it was yeah, no, not because that's my
Speaker 2: favorite thing, but that bunny, I know, there's nothing specific
Speaker 2: that I would wear, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to do like the Porto Rican. Sure
Speaker 3: they're doing with the flag as like a time.
Speaker 2: No, I'm Dominican. I can't do that. I get jumped
Speaker 2: yum yum. The Puerto Rican.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 2: And because playing like that, get sucked up around play.
Speaker 3: Is a Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1: She goes sound like she goes out like Jackie Chan.
Speaker 1: I don't want no truck pa, I want to.
Speaker 3: Freaky cut lists. I didn't want to travel. Yeah, yeah, damn.
Speaker 4: That was a Washtazze reference. If you know that, put
Speaker 4: put a dollar in the jar. If y'all were very
Speaker 4: famous people, what would y'all will be?
Speaker 3: Y'all thing bras knuckles, brass nuggles, that's all you need.
Speaker 3: Brass snuggles and.
Speaker 4: The yo you having a concert and niggas. Everybody got brassnuggles.
Speaker 4: That might end badly.
Speaker 2: Mind your business that that I uh, you know, uh damn,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Probably enimous.
Speaker 1: Everybody, nobody, nobody can bend their knees that's why it's
Speaker 1: taking so long to walk into a rainy show.
Speaker 3: You only just give it out fleet. Yeah, clean your
Speaker 3: giving out empty smart water bottles.
Speaker 4: For some reason, they got you know how they do
Speaker 4: all these like stadiums right, Like they don't have their
Speaker 4: own security like Beyonce the that's a higher security team.
Speaker 3: It's met Life security. So it's always like old people.
Speaker 4: Imagine you the culture met Life studio, and it's like
Speaker 4: old white guy, like, do me a favor. Open your butt.
Speaker 4: I gotta put the.
Speaker 3: Fleet your butt open, your open your butt, right, we
Speaker 3: got a brand new.
Speaker 4: Sh Right, ladies and gentlemen, please make sure that your
Speaker 4: bags are clear and that you have your butt opened.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 8: Make sure your butt is but open butts by the
Speaker 8: time you get sucked door, ma'am, ma'am, your butt is closed. Man,
Speaker 8: open your Okay, we're having trouble understanding here, all right.
Speaker 8: If we're gonna we're gonna move this along. Listen, we
Speaker 8: only have so much Obama TUSI all right with this.
Speaker 3: We have a.
Speaker 1: Limited supply goodness of the perk forty fours okay.
Speaker 3: So open your butty except your accept the blessing, all right.
Speaker 4: So for I mean, for me, I think it was
Speaker 4: I would to do like in bellish do rags, even
Speaker 4: though I'm a ball bitch. I will wait, I will
Speaker 4: have niggas wearing bellish like patches and ship like embroidery,
Speaker 4: the variations of fabrics. You know what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 4: that type of ship, like like elevating the do rag.
Speaker 3: That sounded so white. Damn, let's let's elevate the do rag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a fucking rayon shipping like a blouse on your.
Speaker 2: Head, like a blouse on your dome.
Speaker 3: Now, yo, you know what I seen? You know what
Speaker 3: I'm seen? That was so cute.
Speaker 1: The other day, I was I was in the Bronx
Speaker 1: and I was driving like to come to the city,
Speaker 1: and on my drive there was a couple that walked
Speaker 1: by and they had a matching bonnet and do rag
Speaker 1: set and I'm like, yo, that's the most romantic like Bronx.
Speaker 2: As ship, some beautiful ship I seen.
Speaker 1: And they were like the exact same shade of like
Speaker 1: aqua green like so like you could tell that they
Speaker 1: came in a set that was like that was the
Speaker 1: most incredible thing. So that's what you got capitalized on
Speaker 1: that whoever you are that made that ship, that is genius.
Speaker 3: Shout. You know what I'm saying. That's love, that's real love,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, Yo, that's just sound design.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Shut the design for those sirens. Yeah, sound like it
Speaker 4: was really outside So yo, Post Beyonce, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying. Like post you know your encounter with the
Speaker 4: Gay Phantom.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. It was a great show.
Speaker 3: You put in a cowboy hat. What other cowboy type
Speaker 3: ship was there?
Speaker 4: Was it just like people just up as cowboys or
Speaker 4: did they have like cowboy because you know, like with
Speaker 4: big shows like that, they have like.
Speaker 3: Like fucking like apple bobbing and ship like yeah, like
Speaker 3: a little fucking.
Speaker 1: Like barns and ship like. I don't I don't put
Speaker 1: it past Beyonce to have a petting zoo.
Speaker 3: To go to ship like with her mask with a
Speaker 3: mask of her face.
Speaker 2: It was nothing really like that. Besides like the interludes,
Speaker 2: which was really cool and it was you could tell
Speaker 2: that she was like a love letter of the Black Americans.
Speaker 2: But besides that, it was just ma cowboy gear mac
Speaker 2: cow gear like bells and ship like that she was.
Speaker 2: She was up there riding a bull like she was.
Speaker 2: You know, she looked pretty nice.
Speaker 3: Ship she was riding the bull. So there was a
Speaker 3: mechanical bull, Yeah there was.
Speaker 2: But it was on stage, like we didn't have anything
Speaker 2: cool for us. She had like she had some.
Speaker 3: I paid twelve thousand dollars. I didn't have ship. Yeah,
Speaker 3: now they had.
Speaker 2: They had like some stations up for Sir Davis and
Speaker 2: for Sacred so like her hair companies and the liquor company.
Speaker 2: They have stuff like where you could go in Oh okay,
Speaker 2: So yeah I didn't. I didn't come to fuck around.
Speaker 2: I'm not here for none that ship. Come on that stage, rich.
Speaker 3: You want to go on the mechanical bull if they
Speaker 3: have a mechanical bull.
Speaker 2: Nah, hell no, I wouldn't. I would last seconds. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a good story. I don't know if y'all saw this.
Speaker 2: Just trying to story of a girl who went on
Speaker 2: a date, on a first date with a guy that
Speaker 2: she really liked, and he rolled the mechanical built bull,
Speaker 2: so she left. He wrote the mechanical bulls. She tweeted.
Speaker 2: She was like, Yo, I'm on this date and as
Speaker 2: motherfucker just got on the bull.
Speaker 3: I'm out.
Speaker 2: He got drunk and got on the mechanical ball.
Speaker 4: He got drunk first, bro. See that's the problem. That's
Speaker 4: the problem with alcohol, y'all. I'm not looking at I'm
Speaker 4: not saying, I'm not preaching, y'all. I'm looking down the camera.
Speaker 4: I'm looking to y'all, to the audience. Alcohol is a drug, okay,
Speaker 4: And sometimes people be like, Yo, let's take a shot
Speaker 4: to take the edge off. Bro, it'll lowder my inhibitions.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you got to keep your inhibitions.
Speaker 3: Know, you don't need to release your nigga like, you
Speaker 3: don't need to do that. You don't need to feel
Speaker 3: the rain on your skin, you don't need to do
Speaker 3: none of that.
Speaker 4: You can just stage has boil Shorty drinks stayed at
Speaker 4: the bar instead of geting on that ball and being like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I'm saying, Like because now she's looking
Speaker 4: at you, funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but see I hate that. Man.
Speaker 1: I don't want to live in a world where I
Speaker 1: can't get up on the ball. If grind with me
Speaker 1: by pretty Ricky, come on, I'm one hundred percent doing
Speaker 1: that every time.
Speaker 3: Because you know what it is.
Speaker 4: He got drunk and he in his head he was like, yo,
Speaker 4: because you know, it's like like my pops, woman, this
Speaker 4: shit way too early in life.
Speaker 3: He's like, yo, you need to learn how to dance. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like because women know. And I was like, what
Speaker 3: does that mean? Bro? Women? Like what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like, Yo, if you could dance, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 4: you could, you could do other things. And I was like,
Speaker 4: all right, I'm seven, Like, I don't know what you're
Speaker 4: talking about.
Speaker 3: Also, why does he sound like a seventies pimp in
Speaker 3: this scenario? I got to tell you my dad was.
Speaker 1: The Mac tell y'all, So my dad, real man is
Speaker 1: Dola Mite. My dad Isaac Shaft. You guys know, oh man?
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, so you you you were taught the
Speaker 1: importance of knowing how to dance.
Speaker 3: Knowing how to dance? All right?
Speaker 4: So he thought in his head and this is this
Speaker 4: is speculation, but I'm one hundred percent sure that this
Speaker 4: is facts because I'm saying he got drunk and in
Speaker 4: his mind that gave him the confidence to say, Yo,
Speaker 4: I'm going to get up on that bull and she's
Speaker 4: gonna look at me and be like, yo, that's a
Speaker 4: real man.
Speaker 3: Like look how he's riding that bull, like he looks
Speaker 3: like a cowboy. He had the kid rocks in his head.
Speaker 4: I'm a cowboy baby playing in his head. He was
Speaker 4: hype wrong.
Speaker 3: Bro. The alcohol, bro will do it to you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think I think he probably raising inhibitions. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he drank a little too much. He probably didn't realize.
Speaker 2: I don't think the bull is the problem. Maybe his
Speaker 2: mannerisms on the ball, like you know, like his tongue
Speaker 2: is out and he got an arm up. It's like,
Speaker 2: it's like, yo, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Yo?
Speaker 2: The thing is it is he went on that motherfucker
Speaker 2: more than once that she was like, Yo, I'm thinking
Speaker 2: of this motherfucker having more fun with the ball.
Speaker 3: You don't want to write me, you want to write
Speaker 3: the book.
Speaker 2: He just kept going so that that's that prom.
Speaker 1: He was up there like my body your having just
Speaker 1: having a fucking ball.
Speaker 3: Was like in the mill room, it's like this.
Speaker 2: He was like a.
Speaker 6: Girl, this bull is going crazy.
Speaker 3: Text by text by ya, your they may not yell
Speaker 3: oh my god, going stupid.
Speaker 2: Oh the funniest. So he did it a bunch of
Speaker 2: times and they just did so that's the funny part
Speaker 2: of the funniest part is that she She probably was like, yo,
Speaker 2: he wild and I'm out, and this motherfucker's having the
Speaker 2: time of his life. You won't leave the job.
Speaker 1: How long it took until he realized that she was
Speaker 1: out of there? Uh, the entire duration of never as
Speaker 1: good as the first time by That's how long it took.
Speaker 3: That's how it was locked in. They got the rodeo.
Speaker 3: Help is down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm saying, bro, he was on it. He
Speaker 1: he forgot about the whole world. This is what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to tell y'all. Man, y'all got it.
Speaker 3: Y'all got it?
Speaker 1: Fuck what merroo talking about? Release them into vicious man,
Speaker 1: buy the crop button up. They're gonna be like, why
Speaker 1: are your buttons on the other side? Don't worry about
Speaker 1: all that, right, all right? Why are you riding the
Speaker 1: mechanical bull?
Speaker 3: Bitch? I got five dollars just like everybody else.
Speaker 5: Legity like.
Speaker 3: Legitary, Like obviously that was like an ick.
Speaker 2: Yeah she said she got turned off.
Speaker 3: What's like the stupidest ick? Yeah, I have ever like, honestly,
Speaker 3: bro put into play.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Bro, I hate a huh ass bitch, I hate
Speaker 2: a bit. Sheould just be like huh huh, like they
Speaker 2: don't understand ship. I hate wi motherfuckers be so dumb
Speaker 2: that they just be like huh yeah, And it's like
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter what you say, how you explain it,
Speaker 2: the way that you break it down. They they don't
Speaker 2: want to understand you, so they just be like what
Speaker 2: do you what do you even? What do you mean?
Speaker 2: And it's like this clueless personality that ship. It makes
Speaker 2: me want to crumble you, bro, like the fucking Titanic
Speaker 2: the submarine, and just crush you to cease to exist. Bro,
Speaker 2: You're just stupid. Huh who do you mean? After talking
Speaker 2: for like ten minutes, it's just like I don't what
Speaker 2: what are words?
Speaker 3: Bro? I don't understand.
Speaker 4: You said we gotta like communicate, but I don't understand
Speaker 4: what that means by communicate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hit me with a strong with that confused face.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, man, get out of it.
Speaker 1: I think my dumbest ache ever is probably me and
Speaker 1: the shorty. Like we was hanging out and like we
Speaker 1: you know, was about to was about to get into it,
Speaker 1: and she took like her jeans off, Oh boy.
Speaker 3: An unholy amount of coins, changing the pockets all over
Speaker 3: my fardast floor.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, literally the loudest sound.
Speaker 3: And then you know when they're spinning and they go.
Speaker 2: So I just heard.
Speaker 3: Of just spinning coins on my floor. I don't care
Speaker 3: what the neck is, bro, And I'm like, okay, did
Speaker 3: you have to pick them? My?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, like this money? Yeah, so.
Speaker 1: Change crazy, bro, break up picking up change and you
Speaker 1: know when you bend over to pick the change up,
Speaker 1: your monkey open up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I'm just feeling Also, it was towards the
Speaker 3: a se So I've been over the.
Speaker 1: Monkey all out and now i feel like I'm getting
Speaker 1: my assay by a white walker, just just just blowing
Speaker 1: doublemint breath into.
Speaker 3: My put direct doctor Brown.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, like somebody somebody dipped a
Speaker 1: Q tip and peppermint essential oils dog.
Speaker 4: The worst outcome for that story is yo. Then we
Speaker 4: just got to it and since we was touching all
Speaker 4: this change, we both got ut.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I thought you was gonna say that she smelled like metal,
Speaker 2: but it was actually just it.
Speaker 3: Was just falling you smell like because it's wow, it's
Speaker 3: not oxidized blood. I was mistaken. That's crazy, bro.
Speaker 4: I mean, like I've told this story before, but I
Speaker 4: have multiple eggs bro with Shorty's like the toe story,
Speaker 4: I'm told because Shorty had a piky toe that was
Speaker 4: shaped very weird.
Speaker 11: It looked like, you know, what's the fucking pek fire
Speaker 11: USTs from Smash Brothers.
Speaker 3: Her pinky toe looked like nests Smash Brothers if if
Speaker 3: he had no hair, no hat, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And like her pinky toe that was mad big and
Speaker 4: it like colored like the top of her toe, so
Speaker 4: it looked like a visor of her pinky toe.
Speaker 3: And I would I caught that ship like twice and
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I was like, I'm out of here.
Speaker 3: It was just one.
Speaker 4: It was just the one on the left foot. I
Speaker 4: don't even remember what it was because that it was trauma.
Speaker 4: But like I told, I said that before, so like I'm.
Speaker 3: Giving you a look like I was that that's not fire,
Speaker 3: that's not fire. Get the funk out of dog. The
Speaker 3: other one.
Speaker 4: This is even stupid because like I was a little
Speaker 4: bit younger. This was the Picky was in my twenties,
Speaker 4: but like this was a little bit younger than like
Speaker 4: my late teens. I was in the crib and with
Speaker 4: Shorty and were just like chilling, smoking, drinking, hanging out whatever.
Speaker 4: It's like a group of people and like we're playing
Speaker 4: Mortal Kombat and I was playing against her.
Speaker 3: She's like, yo, let me play like whatever. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know. That was like, let's play. Wash this bitch.
Speaker 3: She fucked me up with my ass Mortal Kombat, bro,
Speaker 3: and I was smacked. So I was just like yo.
Speaker 3: I was like no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 4: I was like yo, bat back back, running back, running back, bro,
Speaker 4: this bitch left with my north faced jacket. Bro.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wait, hold on? Is that is that
Speaker 1: the version of like guys knowing their their birth chart?
Speaker 1: Like if she's too good at fighting games, she's ran.
Speaker 3: Through I'm like, no, you know too much. That was
Speaker 3: a ten hit combo. Yeah you know how to do
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you're going from ship and you're doing
Speaker 4: Eddie Gordo just like yeah, fucking flowing.
Speaker 3: Nah, we're not doing this. We're doing Boozy on the
Speaker 3: bull looking like wouk.
Speaker 2: So she fucking smoked you and that made you dis off.
Speaker 4: It made my dick so soft. I was like, this
Speaker 4: is crazy, bro, And this is like old video games,
Speaker 4: Like this is not like some super new ship. This
Speaker 4: is like PlayStation like one, same ship, like like this
Speaker 4: might have even been like like Sega Genesis, like niggas
Speaker 4: broke out the old Sega with.
Speaker 3: The yeah cartridges on top. If it was Mortal Kombat Won,
Speaker 3: it probably was, yeah, bruh, it was it was too
Speaker 3: because she was she beat me with kno.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, that's I remember Kanos in the first one, right,
Speaker 4: but it was like they changed his fucking face. They
Speaker 4: did something different with him, but he looked regular in
Speaker 4: the first one, and then the second one they made
Speaker 4: him more cyboy yea yeah or something like that.
Speaker 3: I remember that because it's a traumatic moment in my
Speaker 3: fucking life.
Speaker 4: Bro.
Speaker 3: The niggas was laughing at me.
Speaker 4: It's ten niggas behind me, high on dusk laughing at me, bro, like, yo,
Speaker 4: you a clown, nigga.
Speaker 3: Yo showed he took your jacket, nigga.
Speaker 4: That's crazy. She's wearing and ship like just like washing
Speaker 4: me like and I'm like, damn, bro, like.
Speaker 2: I like to think that she was a professional.
Speaker 3: She went there just just just to be a shark
Speaker 3: and like rob motherfuckers.
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, that's crazy. Enjoyed my own guy.
Speaker 4: Get done, bitch, or she was another gay phantom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, an angel to take you away. She said she
Speaker 3: was there to guide you off the path of fighting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's so toxic and that's like such toxic mass, Like, yo,
Speaker 4: you better than you bet at video games.
Speaker 3: This mill don't mean. Yeah, how dare you? Rocket League
Speaker 3: for women women in male dominated fields? We love it.
Speaker 1: Yes, shout out to women in stem and women in tech.
Speaker 1: But speaking of which, Marvel has announced a new fighting
Speaker 1: game with Arc system Works. And if you don't know
Speaker 1: who that is, they make Guilty Year. And if you
Speaker 1: don't know what that is, it's a fighting game. And
Speaker 1: if you don't know what that is, then God damn bitch.
Speaker 1: Like Jesus Christ, give me my jacket back. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: not playing this game. I'm not playing more losses. So
Speaker 1: uh yeah, So Marvel and Artists are coming together to
Speaker 1: make a Marvel exclusive fighting game.
Speaker 3: Uh and uh.
Speaker 1: People are excited about it on one hand because Artists
Speaker 1: makes really good games. But people are kind of like
Speaker 1: disappointed on the other hand because they're they're taking this
Speaker 1: as like sort of marking the end of Marvel's relationship
Speaker 1: with Capcom like in the video game space.
Speaker 3: But that's damn because the new Marvel game is only
Speaker 3: Marvel character So I can't Douma and Wolverine. No, no,
Speaker 3: you can't. Yeah, what the fuck? Not in this one.
Speaker 1: And you know, people are also disappointed because this is
Speaker 1: coming off the back of Marvel Versus Capcom Infinite, which
Speaker 1: people didn't like really vibe when they didn't really fuck
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: That's right. It was like three D like the Resident
Speaker 3: had Resident Eval guy had like yeah it had like
Speaker 3: Ultron in it and yeah yeah, yeah yeah, So it
Speaker 3: wasn't great.
Speaker 2: Was like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: But it wasn't great.
Speaker 1: So so you know, people have just kind of been
Speaker 1: waiting like for the official like Marvel versus Capcom four,
Speaker 1: like the number number four, and they just have not
Speaker 1: done it since Infinite.
Speaker 3: They were like, this is not Marvel four.
Speaker 1: Obviously, this this Marvel solo fighting game is not Marvel
Speaker 1: versus Capcom four, And people are just kind of, you know,
Speaker 1: they're just kind of sad about about the possibility that
Speaker 1: that we might never get a Marvel versus Capcom four officially.
Speaker 4: Well people might be sad, but with the sadness, they
Speaker 4: can also be opportunity.
Speaker 1: Right, because Capcom could just link up with another company.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, like like if you okay,
Speaker 1: like if you could make a fighting game with like
Speaker 1: imagine like all the Street Fighter people, right, like or
Speaker 1: imagine like all imagine like all the because that's Capcom, right,
Speaker 1: they make Street Fighter. But imagine any fighting game you're
Speaker 1: familiar with Mortal Kombat whatever, Imagine that cast of characters
Speaker 1: versus literally anybody who would you like what other like
Speaker 1: company or group or whatever. You know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Like Mortal Kombat versus Ovio sound like.
Speaker 2: Imagine damn. The only person I could think of right
Speaker 2: now is Danity Kane.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on, Danity.
Speaker 2: I wish I wish I would have more of them.
Speaker 3: This very this is a very uh uh. There's a
Speaker 3: secret character that you have to unlock. Yeah. Yeah, we're
Speaker 3: not gonna say it's fame. Wouldn't let that ship happened
Speaker 3: to be?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: But yeah, so I think like for me, I want
Speaker 3: to see like like Capcom versus Smack d v D.
Speaker 3: I think that was.
Speaker 2: Before me.
Speaker 3: Yo.
Speaker 1: My team would be chun Ley read dollars, stack bundles. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you squawd up. I'm telling you, SQUAWD Capcom
Speaker 1: versus smack d v D bro.
Speaker 3: That's hard that a.
Speaker 2: Battle wrapper fight game would go fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would.
Speaker 2: We need we need you see the motherfuckers who are
Speaker 2: making the weed packs. We need y'all to get into
Speaker 2: video games.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 2: We need we need some.
Speaker 1: We need some new ship R and D development, cap
Speaker 1: Com versus Death Jam versus I come on, they got
Speaker 1: the template right there, Yo, Bud sitting on the.
Speaker 3: Couch like around the stage. Hold on, that's a pack
Speaker 3: of ass.
Speaker 1: Yo, Joe Budden as professor, but instead of the floating chair,
Speaker 1: it's a fucking couch.
Speaker 2: Mic Like, oh my.
Speaker 3: God, you know how fucking bro this.
Speaker 2: There's a character.
Speaker 3: So there's a character.
Speaker 1: Wait, I'm so sorry, real quick, Joe Budden's ultimate move.
Speaker 1: It's a bad contract.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, it's love. It's love, love, love,
Speaker 3: bro bro.
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, because there's a character in this
Speaker 4: like series of games called black Heart.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: So he's like this big like demonic figure or whatever,
Speaker 4: and he likes summons like his his all his special movies.
Speaker 4: He's like summoning ship and like whatever.
Speaker 3: He's summoning black magic, the gathering cards.
Speaker 4: It's like monkey Emerge, Yo Joe, but just summons like
Speaker 4: ish and fucking niggas Yo, Yo, Black people gotta be
Speaker 4: more self sufficient.
Speaker 1: He summons flipped and every time he hits it, it's like, Yo,
Speaker 1: stop talking, stop talking, stop stop talking, like Yo, stop talking, Yo,
Speaker 1: don't touch me you, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Victory like baby, you know what talking?
Speaker 2: Shout out to motherfucking Hassan and say Monday this weekend,
Speaker 2: we love you.
Speaker 3: We right. You know what I'm saying. The uncle all
Speaker 3: unk's time too, and he's not too. You know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, back in the course, back in effect. You
Speaker 3: know what I'm saying, because he's been down for a
Speaker 3: little bit to get some saying in his toes ship.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. Victory like bitch. You know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying. You know it is the kid marrying.
Speaker 3: I mean, we got rainy Ovid, I've got rap, got THEO.
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. One time, one time I
Speaker 3: did podcast with a couple of Dominicans. Man, it was weird, weird.
Speaker 4: They wanted to smell who got thought those lebannes? I said,
Speaker 4: I'm a heterosexual male. Let's spell on this motherfucker, the
Speaker 4: super bitch of New York City.
Speaker 3: Love you hurt. We got in the building. Also, queens,
Speaker 3: get the money. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Victor is in the building, y'all, and he smells like
Speaker 4: coconut oil. And of course Lizabell said it, but we're
Speaker 4: gonna say it again. The man who makes the music move,
Speaker 4: I don't even know what that means, but it's sign insane.
Speaker 3: That sound like a quiet storm man w B. Let's
Speaker 3: drop the man who makes the music move, y'all, hassan insane.
Speaker 3: I get rid of the two.
Speaker 5: Steps literally like a victory light light like like like
Speaker 5: like