WEBVTT - Episode 123 | "Capcom Vs Smack DVD 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:09.200 Of Legitylightlight, Welcome back to Lombonasso News Network. Here we 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:13.920 are live uptown in the Bronx on none other than 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:18.560 Randall's Island for a debate. Here on this lovely, lovely 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:22.479 late spring day, we have none other than Andrew Cuomo 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:25.000 looking absolutely muppet ish up there at the stand in 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:30.640 the most kind hearted, million dollar smile, just the most wholesome, 0:00:31.320 --> 0:00:35.840 just just the cutest little sugar bear or Mom Donnie 0:00:35.920 --> 0:00:39.680 up there on the stand, and we're going to take 0:00:39.720 --> 0:00:44.199 it over now to our very own Liz bell Ortiz 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.440 from also from lombonaso On News Network. She will be 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.400 presenting the questions to our mayoral candidates. 0:00:50.720 --> 0:00:52.879 Thank you, thank you both for attending this. Thank you, 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.600 thank you, Thank you guys so much for joining us. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.680 You know, as as a native New York, we have 0:00:57.720 --> 0:00:58.120 a lot. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.480 Of questions that are at New York. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.440 Of course, do stupid. So my first question to you 0:01:02.480 --> 0:01:04.959 guys is what is the first burrow that you guys 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:05.720 would be visiting. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:10.280 Well, first of all, as an Italian man, uh, you 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:11.000 know I would. 0:01:11.080 --> 0:01:13.959 I think that I would go too, because you know. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.440 It makes a lot of sense, you know, Uh, you know, 0:01:17.080 --> 0:01:19.160 I'm in that I'm in that pocket, you know, like 0:01:19.200 --> 0:01:21.360 a quarterback, you know, and uh. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.080 Well, you're running for mayor of New York. So I 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:26.840 asked you what borrow would you go to? Not? 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.520 Well, I mean, you know, I mean, you know, that's 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.679 that's it. That's a that's a you know, to quote 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:35.800 a baseball legend, Bryce Hall. But that's a clown question, brouh. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:38.399 You know that's you know, people know what I'm about. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.280 You know that's me. 0:01:40.880 --> 0:01:43.640 So, I mean, you know, you got this little guy 0:01:43.680 --> 0:01:47.080 over here looking like me, you know, fucking Mickey Mouse, 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:48.360 Taliban or whatever the. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.640 Fuck this guy's got going on over here. Stuff. But 0:01:50.720 --> 0:01:52.520 you're you're too kind, mister Cuomo. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:52.800 Wow. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:56.040 Whatever that's but that's such a great and insightful answer. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:56.640 Wow. 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.200 You know the first place I'm going, I'm going to 0:01:59.240 --> 0:02:01.200 the Bronx. I'm going to the Bronx. 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.480 I believe as mayor of New York City, it's my 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:08.160 duty to visit the River Park Towers and free all 0:02:08.160 --> 0:02:08.840 my gunners. 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:12.119 You don't this guy, you know, see, this is why 0:02:12.320 --> 0:02:16.280 New Yorkers need to vote for me, because this guy here, 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:23.000 he doesn't understand that River Park Towers is now Drilly territory. 0:02:23.919 --> 0:02:25.400 What the are you talking about? 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:27.919 Okay, So it's a whole different situation over there. This 0:02:28.680 --> 0:02:30.160 is what I'm trying to tell you, guys. I have 0:02:30.280 --> 0:02:33.400 the experience and I have the nipple piercings to carry 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.760 us into the future of New York City. This guy 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.000 is a little baby, and look at him, and look out, cute, 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:38.760 here's a little baby. 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.000 I could pick him up and I could put him 0:02:40.040 --> 0:02:41.200 right into my middle nipple ring. 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.880 Well, what mister Cranmo's failing to understand is that I 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.440 was aware of the change in territory, and that is 0:02:46.520 --> 0:02:50.360 precisely why I am proposing free busses for the entire 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:53.440 city of New York so that everyone can up the score. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:55.800 Free buses. Wow, free busses and a renfreeze. 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.400 What you got, bitch, So listen to me. This is 0:02:58.440 --> 0:02:59.760 the problem with these ideas. 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.480 Had that ship, bro what you got? 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:05.520 So let me explain something to you, lady. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:09.400 All right, what this guy is talking about is actually 0:03:09.440 --> 0:03:14.240 impossible to do because it requires people to give a ship. Okay, 0:03:14.520 --> 0:03:17.480 and I don't give a ship about anything except me. 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:20.160 So let me tell you something. When you see me 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:24.840 at the San AGIENTEO Okay, it's not. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:27.040 It's not. It's not CNN all right. 0:03:27.240 --> 0:03:29.320 People say I took on my hands because I'm in talent. 0:03:29.480 --> 0:03:32.520 I don't give a fuck what pasta you eat. Honestly, 0:03:32.560 --> 0:03:33.080 I asked. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.480 You what the fuck you doing if. 0:03:35.160 --> 0:03:38.120 You had a little strange flag tuck behind your bag? 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:41.680 I mean, listen, that's that isn't that is in solidarity 0:03:42.760 --> 0:03:47.680 with my counterparts you see at the Italian Defense Fund. 0:03:47.880 --> 0:03:49.480 Now see, okay, notice. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.160 How he doesn't exactly have a straight answer for anything. 0:03:52.200 --> 0:03:54.960 But I'll tell you exactly how we're going to achieve 0:03:55.280 --> 0:03:57.600 free bust fare for all of New York City and 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:01.440 established Guysakami and Establis with rent freezes. You see what 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:03.839 I've acquired here is a full forty eight. Now I'm 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:06.000 gonna bust that back down to a point too, and 0:04:06.040 --> 0:04:09.680 then move it across the entire city to then essentially 0:04:09.800 --> 0:04:11.160 establish an economy. 0:04:11.440 --> 0:04:15.920 Got a self fulfilling. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:19.719 See, that's why experience maddies. Experience maddies in these in 0:04:19.760 --> 0:04:22.560 these situations. Because I have been in the New York 0:04:22.600 --> 0:04:26.440 City and New York State legislature since I am a child. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:29.760 My father invented, he built the Tappanzee Bridge with his 0:04:29.800 --> 0:04:32.679 own hands. That's why they named it after him. Okay, 0:04:32.800 --> 0:04:35.240 he also saved the princess from Bowser. I don't know 0:04:35.240 --> 0:04:35.800 if you know that. 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:36.120 What? 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:40.320 Ok Yeah, my father, Mario, don't you ever disrespect his name? 0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:42.520 Mario was my father? 0:04:42.839 --> 0:04:44.120 Yeah, Mario. 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.360 Yeah. Can somebody get in here? Please? 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.120 You need to go out of here. 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.760 This is not funny. 0:04:55.880 --> 0:04:59.120 Nipples are getting hard a minute, you guys are too 0:04:59.200 --> 0:05:02.120 much And you got sit down there in the room 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:02.640 now of. 0:05:02.800 --> 0:05:04.440 Liter like like. 0:05:15.680 --> 0:05:20.719 Liter I get to call you. 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:24.239 Yeah, it's about the way if you if you didn't 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:25.920 know what the fun that was? That was a democratic 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:28.560 debate for the mayor or old race of New York City, 0:05:28.600 --> 0:05:31.000 you know what I'm saying? Or that ship, Bro, that 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:32.760 was a clown show. 0:05:36.279 --> 0:05:38.320 You know what it is? Bro to see people playing 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.919 your face like that has a grown adults as. 0:05:40.600 --> 0:05:42.960 A full grown as they're doing the. 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:47.920 Face where you won't go where's like the first place 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.120 you go to visit? Like what's your favorite flag? Like 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:51.360 what's your favorite color? 0:05:51.480 --> 0:05:52.440 Yeah, what's your favorite? 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.400 Is it blue and white? You love that? Do you 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:56.240 like stars? 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:59.080 I was crippling and yet that at the same time 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:01.880 that's why that is. It has nothing to do with 0:06:02.000 --> 0:06:03.480 what you think it does, even though it. 0:06:03.400 --> 0:06:04.280 Is all for that. 0:06:04.480 --> 0:06:07.440 Wow okay, Wow, so all of a sudden, I can't 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:10.680 be a roll in forty? Does that really? Really? 0:06:10.720 --> 0:06:13.240 When did we become such a divisive society? 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.159 Rest in peace, Nipsey hustle all right, because I'm running 0:06:16.160 --> 0:06:17.600 on that platform, yo. 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:24.240 But you you're not even from over there? 0:06:25.520 --> 0:06:28.080 Oh my god, bro now how are you? How are 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:30.320 our politicians are cooked? Did you see Elon and a 0:06:30.360 --> 0:06:30.880 white House? 0:06:31.120 --> 0:06:31.280 Yo? 0:06:31.960 --> 0:06:38.839 Absolutely looking like a true one head. But before we 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.080 get into that, I want to just I want to 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:44.719 just pat everybody in this room on the back because 0:06:45.440 --> 0:06:50.240 I dug like, because of course, because we was we 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:53.760 were very early in our support of Zora and Mom Donnie, 0:06:53.960 --> 0:06:57.760 the future of New York City, the new Maya, which 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.960 will turn the city around and they will not be 0:07:00.160 --> 0:07:02.360 people masturbating on the subways. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:05.279 That's right, that's right. Look at this crody. We created 0:07:05.279 --> 0:07:08.240 this crowdy, all right, swear down, this didn't exist before 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.760 we were here. Broke, look around, talk to this. We talked, 0:07:11.960 --> 0:07:12.720 we created this. 0:07:13.560 --> 0:07:14.640 You waste mine. 0:07:16.600 --> 0:07:18.440 If we could get Eric Adams the funk out of 0:07:18.440 --> 0:07:20.200 here bro and get on into office. 0:07:20.360 --> 0:07:22.520 Yo. That's like that might be victory. 0:07:22.760 --> 0:07:25.400 Victory like the biggest w that would be fire. 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.560 That's a huge that's a crazy go up. That's like, 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:29.800 I don't know if this is I don't know. Maybe 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.480 you could you could tell me this glow this is 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:33.400 like Cardi b going from our set to to the 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:36.000 NFL du Stefan Diggs and being on the yacht. 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:37.440 Is that a glow up? 0:07:38.680 --> 0:07:43.119 The bitch is rich hot, no matter what she's doing around, 0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:47.440 the bitch is rich hot, funny, got a wonderful family kids. 0:07:49.320 --> 0:07:49.560 Yeah. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:08:00.360 Yeah, my high Bridge babylis Dominican name. Yo. 0:08:00.960 --> 0:08:03.880 But you're right, yo, because if y're seeing that video 0:08:04.640 --> 0:08:09.920 of you know what I'm saying and that we all 0:08:09.960 --> 0:08:10.920 said that at the same time. 0:08:11.000 --> 0:08:15.520 He was like, it's like multiple videos of this tweet tweek. 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:26.120 I just heard the funk in the future ship yeah Fried, Yeah, he. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:38.480 And that bitch like yeah, that's what That's what's playing 0:08:38.520 --> 0:08:39.240 in Elan's head. 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:39.880 YO. 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.280 When I seen that list of the ship he was 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:46.480 supposedly on b I'm like, yo, oh, this motherfucker was 0:08:46.800 --> 0:08:50.760 like h g H and ship like that's and that 0:08:50.880 --> 0:08:55.880 explains why he had like rhino chest put like iron 0:08:55.880 --> 0:09:00.920 giants because because like, you gotta work out, Like you 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:04.720 can't just take steroids. 0:09:05.240 --> 0:09:08.679 Yeah, you gotta do something with those with those muscles, 0:09:08.679 --> 0:09:10.120 you can't just pump them full of juice. 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:10.280 Bro. 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:13.480 Like ship is crazy. He looked like that one Captain 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:15.960 America cover fun. I forgot what it's called, but he 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:18.800 got like fucking tripled and ship. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:25.679 Oh my god, I'm looking cities. That's crazy, bro. 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:29.040 But I think he did it on purpose because when 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:31.400 you're on for bean, bro, your nipples are mad sensitive. 0:09:31.440 --> 0:09:33.160 So he probably took that ship to make his nibbles 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.040 mad big and puffy, so that when. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:39.439 He's that explains his body movies because he's he looked 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:41.640 like a white girl listening to a nice song. Yeah, 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:45.880 club like perked up. He look like he's slow dancing. 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.840 It's like, bro, you know we could see you, like 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.679 we could see you about it. You can see you 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:52.760 in front of the world doing this ship. 0:09:53.440 --> 0:09:56.959 That's what sucked me up. It wasn't It wasn't a 0:09:56.960 --> 0:09:57.840 fucking Riley. 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:01.120 It wasn't yo, he's doing it. Appearance, nigga, you in. 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.440 The White House, like they caught you off guard at 0:10:03.440 --> 0:10:05.160 a club. Do you feel me doing a lot of 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.560 no no you at the White House wild and doing 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:12.040 a fucking. 0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:15.320 Doing and ship I don't know bro. 0:10:17.040 --> 0:10:20.880 Oh yeah better, oh yeah better they why. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:24.400 No. 0:10:24.960 --> 0:10:27.440 It's either that playing in his head or it's like 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.880 it's like Listen was saying, like I just now that, 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:32.959 now that you mention it, I'm a somebody please dub over. 0:10:33.160 --> 0:10:34.800 Don't you work, don't you wear? 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:44.600 See, Heaven's gotta play for you. 0:10:44.920 --> 0:10:47.200 It's just like a little tiny dabu ghetto in his head, 0:10:47.360 --> 0:10:57.319 like trying to do Martin Luther King's family. Bro, Yo, 0:10:57.679 --> 0:11:01.160 you gotta It's just it bes a And as. 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:06.559 This song he's about something, says I just figure out 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:13.240 it's abouties that have hundreds. 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:18.280 So it's black people of America. See two. Well let's go. 0:11:18.480 --> 0:11:21.760 Slavery was bad, Bad Bad. 0:11:25.240 --> 0:11:38.160 Slavery was Bad Bad, Top five on the Billboards. YO 0:11:39.360 --> 0:11:40.760 remake of Slavery Is. 0:11:40.720 --> 0:11:44.720 Bad Now with the most explosive track in all of 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.640 e d m Yo, a scathing commentary of the plight 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.880 of black people in America. David Getta just with another 0:11:52.000 --> 0:11:53.160 powerhouse release here. 0:11:53.280 --> 0:11:57.439 Wow wow, Yeah it's incredible. 0:11:58.240 --> 0:12:02.040 How brave, how brave, How brave. And you know something, 0:12:02.320 --> 0:12:05.960 David is willing to tell the stories that no one 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.680 else is. That's right, not a single other person. 0:12:09.800 --> 0:12:13.320 He's not afraid to speak truth to Molly. That's right. 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:22.640 Of legity, like like like of ligity, like like like. 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:25.200 Seeing Elon must tweaked out at the fucking White House 0:12:25.200 --> 0:12:27.440 reminding me of a story. Have you ever been sucked 0:12:27.480 --> 0:12:29.880 up at word? Have you ever been zoited at baby? 0:12:30.600 --> 0:12:32.760 Yeah, plenty of times. 0:12:33.640 --> 0:12:37.040 I tell you my story very quickly. This was after 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:45.320 I left Major World. This is after I left. You know, 0:12:45.440 --> 0:12:48.640 I healed myself. I got I got enough energy of power. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.960 I found myself a nice little office job. I was 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:54.839 working as a customer service representative for a doctor's office. Bro. 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:58.000 I went out for my lunch break, and I had 0:12:58.000 --> 0:13:05.520 you a little joint nor my, I go back, mind you. 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.360 I was working with me at this time. So she's 0:13:07.400 --> 0:13:11.679 trading me and on purpose to make me, to make 0:13:11.720 --> 0:13:14.720 me like do things at the same time, so to 0:13:14.880 --> 0:13:17.080 keep me on top. So she was talking to me 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:19.839 as I was picking up the phone. Bro, I pick 0:13:19.920 --> 0:13:22.920 up this doctor's phone and says, thank you, service department. 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:32.920 And I'm like, service department. You know, It's called about 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.840 their motherfucking medication because they just got out of surgery. 0:13:36.120 --> 0:13:37.760 And here I am like, yeah, I got you, I 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:39.760 got you. Yeah, your car will be ready at four? 0:13:41.360 --> 0:13:44.760 Can I call for refilling for me? No, we're out 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:45.560 of the ultimate? 0:13:45.800 --> 0:13:51.080 No, bro, When I tell you, I looked at the phone, 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.600 I looked at Iris and I said, yeah, no, bro, 0:13:53.760 --> 0:13:56.520 never again. I got and it was a little joint. 0:13:56.559 --> 0:13:58.559 So imagine what the fuck this man is on. 0:13:58.800 --> 0:14:02.880 Yo. So I'm not proud of this. Do you know 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.079 what I'm saying? It just it just happens. You know 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:08.360 what I'm saying. I was out one night. You know 0:14:08.400 --> 0:14:08.880 what I'm saying. 0:14:09.040 --> 0:14:12.040 This is like corn Road, north Face merrow Lehman Brothers 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:13.240 was the job I was working at. 0:14:13.280 --> 0:14:16.120 Just let you know how long ago this wait, you 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:27.360 worked at a circus? Yo? Do I look like a clown? 0:14:28.280 --> 0:14:28.400 Yo? 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.720 I'm not clown. I'm fucking funny. 0:14:31.360 --> 0:14:31.520 Yo. 0:14:31.880 --> 0:14:33.080 I've I've been leaving Brothers. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:34.760 I'm working in the mill room, but I gotta be 0:14:34.800 --> 0:14:38.080 there at seven am, all right, So I'm out uptown 0:14:38.600 --> 0:14:39.720 on like one second. 0:14:39.800 --> 0:14:45.120 Shout to my girl Odie. We took Obama beans that night. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.880 Oh my job not actual Obama beans but beans, you 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:49.440 know what I'm saying. 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:50.480 We took a couple of bets. 0:14:50.840 --> 0:14:52.680 We just run around the city and shit, feeling like 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.840 Elon Musk at the White House, like yeah. 0:14:56.200 --> 0:14:57.240 And I was like, oh. 0:14:57.120 --> 0:15:00.360 Shit, I gotta go to work, like I really this 0:15:00.520 --> 0:15:03.120 as I'm like just wandering around the city smack. And 0:15:03.160 --> 0:15:04.880 I was just like, I gotta go to work. So 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:06.480 I just got on the train and went to work. 0:15:06.600 --> 0:15:10.240 And I went to work, and I was fucking rolling 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.720 bro the entire time I'm at work, Like I'm just 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:15.920 being like I'm trying, like I'm paranoid, but I'm also 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:20.520 like yo, Like I'm touching the elevated pipes from man 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:21.080 Long like. 0:15:21.760 --> 0:15:23.600 Yo, feeling everything. 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:27.920 Oh yo, you want to smoke a cigarette? Technology? Whoa. 0:15:29.080 --> 0:15:31.200 They're like the Martinez, we need to switch the water 0:15:31.240 --> 0:15:34.280 on the forty at four. I'm like, yeah, man, don't 0:15:34.320 --> 0:15:36.800 get to it. I'll get you. Yeah, water is so good. 0:15:37.320 --> 0:15:39.560 There was a Puerto Rican guy named Martin who was 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:41.520 a crazy coke bro and. 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:43.440 So he can smell it on you. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.200 You know, he's just like. 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:55.480 Last PC bro. You know, pines on Yo, you feel good? Bine. Yeah, 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.800 the niggas can say that whole day. I was like, 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:00.760 why do you keep, bro? 0:16:00.880 --> 0:16:02.880 You fucking me up because the boss is there Like 0:16:02.960 --> 0:16:05.240 this is like, bro, this is like twelve hundred square feet. 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:08.240 There's like a small like the mailroom office where we 0:16:08.320 --> 0:16:10.880 all sat with small like the package area was mad big. 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.920 So I try to go hide it like amongst the boxes, 0:16:14.320 --> 0:16:15.480 like trying to be like, yo, I don't want to 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:17.120 be high no more, bro, Like this is crazy, Like 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:19.240 they know I'm high, Like I know my eyes. 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:21.760 Are on like fucking secret squirrel like just like plaing 0:16:22.240 --> 0:16:23.080 and and yo. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.480 He just just kept coming up to me every like 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:30.640 half an hour like Yo, yeah right. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:34.360 But you're feeling around your you're rolling fans. 0:16:34.960 --> 0:16:37.160 Yeah, that was actually made of my nightmare. 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:38.840 Dog, I'm like, get away from me. 0:16:39.360 --> 0:16:40.920 To be the worst, one of the worst things is 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:43.880 being tweaked out and having somebody in your face like yo, 0:16:43.960 --> 0:16:44.680 are you. 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:59.280 Yo? Feel you all right? Bro? Why are you acting 0:16:59.400 --> 0:17:09.920 so we sup body girders? Yo, dude, this is. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.560 So old. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.000 SPEs your rise, man. 0:17:18.640 --> 0:17:20.560 I'm literally made my fucking night. 0:17:21.400 --> 0:17:25.200 I am seriously hiding behind like a stack of certified 0:17:25.200 --> 0:17:27.879 male bro for like eight hours, just trying to get 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.920 away from these people because I was like, Yo, this 0:17:29.960 --> 0:17:32.159 is great, Like being high is great when you're like 0:17:32.200 --> 0:17:34.240 with your friends and you're yo, we're just having a 0:17:34.240 --> 0:17:36.800 good time. I'm like, bro, I got responsibilities. 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:36.960 Now. 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:42.520 Bro, there's a white man lording over me, like being like, Yo, Martinez, 0:17:42.560 --> 0:17:44.400 what are you doing Martinez? 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.520 Yo? This is this is that you took this to 0:17:46.600 --> 0:17:49.440 the wrong guy. This goes to mister walk on forty eight, 0:17:49.720 --> 0:17:52.280 what are you doing? Are you high? And I'm just 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:54.480 like yeah, but. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:56.760 The motherfucker smoked cigarettes. I was just like, Yo, you 0:17:56.800 --> 0:18:00.199 wanna go side smoking cigarette? And he's like yeah. I 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:03.280 was just like, oh god yeah, I'm like heat heat off. 0:18:03.280 --> 0:18:04.680 I'm like yo, heah, I got one extra few. 0:18:06.400 --> 0:18:08.880 Damn. That's a cigarette economy. Bro. Y'all got some. Y'all 0:18:08.920 --> 0:18:12.240 got some funny ass stories. Man. The worst the worst 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.040 I ever did high at work was like send an 0:18:15.040 --> 0:18:19.280 email with some emojis in it, which is very proud. 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:23.720 I said, like somebody was like, uh like, hey, we're 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:25.919 doing like oh, we're doing really good numbers on this 0:18:25.960 --> 0:18:28.840 post on TikTok like like uh oh, like Rainie, you 0:18:28.880 --> 0:18:30.840 really know what you're doing. And I was fucking smack. 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:33.960 So I'm thinking I'm on like my phone for some reason. 0:18:34.240 --> 0:18:37.399 So I'm thinking I'm like texting a friend. So in 0:18:37.520 --> 0:18:41.440 the email, thinking I'm texting, I wrote facts L M 0:18:41.480 --> 0:18:44.919 A O with a hundred emoji and like and like 0:18:45.040 --> 0:18:51.639 the huffing, like this, I really done this. 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:52.800 Some cocai. 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:58.840 It was like, what is uh? I don't think we 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:04.159 don't even have those building were scanners? What the is 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:04.760 this guy talking? 0:19:04.840 --> 0:19:06.919 Randy is thats a little wholesome who. 0:19:08.200 --> 0:19:10.240 He's like, yo, He's I'm like, yo, dog, I was 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:12.320 on ecstasy at a financial institution. 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:14.840 He's like, Y'll put it in mooji in an email. 0:19:16.160 --> 0:19:18.240 He'll get more. He'll get fired for that more than 0:19:18.240 --> 0:19:23.960 he would. Yeah, you got more in common with the balls. Yeah, 0:19:24.560 --> 0:19:25.960 and I jerked over that nigga's desk. 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:26.119 Bro. 0:19:27.640 --> 0:19:30.600 No, no, no, no, when when when you move past trauma, 0:19:30.640 --> 0:19:34.080 you're supposed to heal. That's that's that's where I was, 0:19:34.480 --> 0:19:36.600 motherfucker before. You have to bring that story back up. 0:19:37.600 --> 0:19:41.480 I want to hear it in the first place. Yea 0:19:42.000 --> 0:19:44.000 insane man, But. 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:44.879 YO, listen this. 0:19:45.040 --> 0:19:47.040 You gotta tell the story because you told us this 0:19:47.119 --> 0:19:52.960 story and I was in shambles. Because speaking of suited Liz, 0:19:53.280 --> 0:19:55.760 you was at the Cowboy Carter tour. You know what 0:19:55.760 --> 0:19:58.320 I'm saying, met life, You know what I mean, showing out, 0:19:58.880 --> 0:19:59.840 showing up and showing out. 0:20:00.440 --> 0:20:03.520 Might I okay, okay, she was singing to me. 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:08.320 Wow wow Wow what recession? Wow? 0:20:08.440 --> 0:20:08.600 Yeah? 0:20:09.520 --> 0:20:12.919 They were they were gifts, motherfucker. 0:20:15.359 --> 0:20:18.440 Gifts. Gifts gifts from who is Bell your Chinatown boyfriend? 0:20:19.280 --> 0:20:26.240 You mean, oh, we're gonna have to run that returns 0:20:29.359 --> 0:20:31.240 you the little red bag. 0:20:31.960 --> 0:20:35.359 No, actually, motherfucker is my brother. My brother got me 0:20:35.400 --> 0:20:35.640 and my. 0:20:35.600 --> 0:20:39.040 Sister the wholesome big shout out to shout up to 0:20:39.080 --> 0:20:42.080 Andy Man, Damn my favorite Diesel Amphibian. 0:20:42.240 --> 0:20:43.520 Yeah, bro, you know what. 0:20:44.200 --> 0:20:47.960 No, nigga, listen, I love you, but fuck you nigga 0:20:48.000 --> 0:20:51.440 because I'm also older sibling brother. 0:20:52.520 --> 0:20:52.879 Nigga. 0:20:53.119 --> 0:20:56.160 Why you gotta bro, It's like I'm playing basketball, Nigga. 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:59.280 You fucking shooting forty five points. 0:20:59.320 --> 0:21:00.760 Nigga, mind your business. 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:05.720 Baby, Don't talk to him all right, don't get mad 0:21:05.720 --> 0:21:08.080 at him because he got me tickets from the talk 0:21:08.119 --> 0:21:11.040 to Hassan or something. I don't talk to him directly, 0:21:11.760 --> 0:21:12.600 encourage him. 0:21:12.480 --> 0:21:15.440 To keep doing it and continue continue next. 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:19.040 Yeah, let's blessing. Let's do ten right, tenth throw, ten throw. 0:21:19.760 --> 0:21:22.560 She deserves sift throw. I want her burned by pyro techniques. 0:21:24.400 --> 0:21:26.240 I want to be our rehearsals, bro. I want to 0:21:26.240 --> 0:21:28.400