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Speaker 2: So I'm on the porch with Martina and Martina.

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Speaker 3: And Martina and we're drinking sweet tea and we're sort

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Speaker 4: Storm is getting closer.

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Speaker 3: My foot swelled up like a freaking um uh.

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Speaker 4: Bee's nest, you know.

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Speaker 3: Uh. And it swelled like a bee's nest would swell up. Oh, yes,

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Speaker 3: it's swelling in the same manner that. Yeah, it's still

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Speaker 3: the normal size of a fush. Yeah, but it's doing

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Speaker 3: what a bee's nest would do.

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Speaker 4: And uh.

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Speaker 3: And as I go to take, you know, my final

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Speaker 3: sip of sweet tea from this from the glass, the

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Speaker 3: gor Burger cracks a one liner huh that leaves me, Martina,

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Speaker 3: Martina and Martina in stitches so hard that the sweet

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Speaker 3: tea comes shooting out. My nose splashes all over all

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Speaker 3: of them because it was a big goal. Yeah, And

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Speaker 3: I go, well, I guess we don't have to worry

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Speaker 3: I love that story.

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Speaker 1: No, something that makes me think about, Okay, can we

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Speaker 1: leave the gor Burger out of this stuff? Can we

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Speaker 1: not punish I'm just saying, like all this stuff that's

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Speaker 3: Do we have to punish the gor Burger? Well, And

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Speaker 3: it's so it's so important, And we talk about all

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Speaker 3: the time separating an artists from their art and should

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Speaker 3: their personal live reflect on the genius that they've created.

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Speaker 1: First of all, I have it a very good authority

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, no, the Gorberger.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: People say, how could the Gorburger not know? He didn't.

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Speaker 3: He trusts people would have He believes his friends, yes,

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Speaker 3: and that's a you know.

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Speaker 1: That's a flaw. In some ways, that's a flaw. He's

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Speaker 3: Loyalty can be a positive quality, but it also can

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Speaker 3: be a hindrance, especially in this business where people are duplicitous,

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Speaker 3: and sometimes you think, you know, your best friend is

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Speaker 3: be questioning it more. And I've talked to the Gorburger

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Speaker 3: about this. Yeah, he tried to eat me. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: you know, but that's just him. That's g man, that's Gorby.

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Speaker 3: We should talk to these guys because you guys know

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Speaker 3: Gorbal of course, I mean you guys probably know him

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Speaker 3: better than I do.

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Speaker 1: Jake Wiseman and Matt Ingobism from from Corporate that's on

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Speaker 1: Comedy Central with the Gorberg Tragic.

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Speaker 3: What happened with Gorby? Have you talked to him?

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Speaker 5: I mean he's been in a rough place, so we

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Speaker 1: But I don't know. Yeah, I know, good, you texted.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what to say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I texted, And then what I keep seeing is

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Speaker 3: the bubbles whereas he's thinking of what to say, but

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Speaker 3: he's choosing his words so carefully because.

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Speaker 5: He wants to be very careful right now, because you

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Speaker 5: don't want to you don't want to do a Louis

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Speaker 5: fuck up apology, right. Yeah, So I'm worried about him.

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Speaker 5: I send him a gift basket, you know, once or

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Speaker 5: And what's in the gift basket? Just almonds, yeah, uh,

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Speaker 5: Snicker's yeah, and popcorn. He loves popcorn, Jewish candy, Jewish candy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And I'm just tissues because I know that right now, what's.

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Speaker 3: What Jewish gelt?

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Speaker 5: I actually don't know, Okay, I just know that it's

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Speaker 5: it's Jewish. I picked up the Jewish candy and it's

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Speaker 4: Swedish Swedish fish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what. Yeah, we're talking about serious stuff, but

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Speaker 3: we also do want to have this episode.

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Speaker 5: I mean, in this time in the world, you know,

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Speaker 1: And this is this is what this is the show,

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Speaker 1: this corporate show thank you. That's so interesting.

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Speaker 3: Is it's funny show thanks on the comedy Comedy Central? Yes,

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Speaker 3: well why would they?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, why would they put it on the channel if

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Speaker 1: It's central But at times it can get very dark

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I've seen them. I didn't know if you

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Speaker 5: Well, and it's tricky to even talk about I don't

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'll talk about it. Wow, Jake is gonna

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 5: So, I mean it all started with the network.

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Speaker 3: You know the network.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yes there are overlords.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they come in and they're pitching us this ad

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Speaker 1: It's all like, what is it? Just like have a

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Speaker 1: good time, but these are your new friends.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to your new friends, Matt and Jak, And they're

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Speaker 5: talking about putting that up on a billboard, and we're like,

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Speaker 5: idea billboard campaign which is to put Comedy Central is corporate.

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Speaker 4: Just text only.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because I was gonna ask, I mean maybe you

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Speaker 6: Well, I was just sort of curious about you were

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Speaker 3: Well, so marketing in general advertising, Uh, Traditionally it has

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Speaker 4: There's something positive out there.

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Speaker 3: Oh, a new toothpaste flavor, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 5: And see that was you know, that was what we

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Speaker 3: By what Wow, and yes, And so I go, I go, oh, okay,

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Speaker 4: First word, We're safe, You're excited.

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Speaker 3: I go central, I go all right, you know I

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Speaker 3: Number two, this is disappointing. And number three, I'm scared

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Speaker 3: Because the thing is, when it becomes your job, it's

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Speaker 1: In the audience and I'll just be like, wait a lit,

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Speaker 1: what are the fees on those tickets?

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Speaker 5: I don't care about the ticket price at all. The fees,

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Speaker 1: The section that I do is all the drinks that

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Speaker 1: if you you know, if you're like advertising what soda

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Speaker 3: But then there's no then there's no fees you ever

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Speaker 3: So if you really want to do suicides, I shouldn't

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Speaker 1: They check to see if you're done. But you can

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Speaker 4: They do look in, yeah, they do look in.

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Speaker 1: And so there are certain guys that you know you

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Speaker 5: Just so I bragged, yeah bragged.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah ranked. But so anyway, not wash his hands.

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Speaker 1: I've said, no, no, Well he watches them and you know,

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Speaker 3: Sure. So I'm sitting there watching and be like, oh

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Speaker 3: did they see what happens?

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Speaker 1: And Sean comes like busting in. You know, there's like

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Hayes are you okay?

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Speaker 6: A minute ago, No, I wasn't what was swirling through

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Speaker 1: Heard about this guy. I heard about this guy Sean Preston,

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Speaker 8: Hey, can you cut out me saying John Preston, Yeah please,

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Speaker 5: Central is shown Preston.

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Speaker 1: Cody was saying before that he can just hit control undue.

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Speaker 1: He has a hot button.

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Speaker 5: Cody just doesn't do everything. Key for short cut.

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Speaker 3: You want to start over my dress?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, Cody, can you hit me with the hot button?

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Speaker 5: What's that?

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Speaker 4: Isn't that what you said?

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Speaker 3: Like a hot pocket? Oh my god, Jesus, Cody. You

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Speaker 4: Cody was really funny last week.

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Speaker 3: Every time he has a good episode, you're pretty much

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Speaker 5: Well, Cody, your hair is beautiful. You have a beautiful

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Speaker 4: How long do you spend straight and in that?

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Speaker 3: I don't even really in this? Yeah, in the dry weather.

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Speaker 4: You need to or wash it?

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Speaker 3: What kind of conditioner do you use?

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Speaker 1: I promise two weeks ago so good right over the place.

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Speaker 3: We did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Calling episode? Yeah, tell him Cody, tell him how good

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Speaker 4: Tell him about Cody's questions.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just like about Riffin, you know, talking

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, Yeah, Jim and Andy.

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Speaker 5: And I mean the two play into each other. When

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Speaker 1: Talk about the becoming the process of becoming these Jake

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Speaker 5: Well, it's all for me it I'll start at the

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Speaker 1: If you wear really big thick glasses, yes, then the guy.

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Speaker 1: They'll see that it looks like you have to get

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Speaker 5: I mean, that's ingenius, and I wish it's only for

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Speaker 3: To that point. Yeah, yeah, yes, it looks like Thomas

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but free will I mean in relation to acting

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Speaker 4: I mean Edison was a patent troll.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we like Tesla.

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Speaker 1: I don't and not that many people know, but I

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Speaker 3: Secretly. Tesla secretly is actually the guy. He is the

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Speaker 3: Now I know you know about this stuff. Now, Cody

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Speaker 7: It's like electric engineering stuff.

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Speaker 6: Okay, Cody, Okay, buddy, Well how did you even know that?

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Speaker 7: Like, how do you know that these guys, I'm pretty smart.

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Speaker 3: We don't there you go, wow, wow, Cody pulled it out.

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Speaker 3: I thought he was going to have a bad episode

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Speaker 6: Yeah, fuck you, which, by the way, you can do

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Speaker 3: Money, it's money.

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Speaker 1: They extrocuted an elephant, which is like, that's not an invention,

446
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Speaker 1: did he really?

447
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Speaker 3: Yeah?

448
00:21:31,119 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 4: He said that was an invention. He called that an invention.

449
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 3: Wow, and everyone believed it. He said, may I present

450
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:41,000
Speaker 3: the world's biggest light bulb. And then honestly, and honestly, honestly,

451
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 3: he's the greatest showman. Yeah, he is the greatest showman. Edison. Yes,

452
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,840
Speaker 3: not huge, that's we should change the names of the movies.

453
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Speaker 3: So the Current War will be called the Greatest Showman,

454
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Speaker 3: and the Greatest Showman will be called what big tip you?

455
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Speaker 1: Well, we have to keep moving around because jar Head

456
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Speaker 1: should be the current War. So we go back and

457
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Speaker 1: we change jar Head to the Current War. Now we

458
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Speaker 1: need a different movie to be called jar Head.

459
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Speaker 3: Yes, and we have to get back to the circus

460
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Speaker 3: movie Carol, because.

461
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Speaker 1: I think at some point he's she's looking at well,

462
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Speaker 1: at her friend across the store.

463
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Speaker 5: Twist and open jars to put food in there.

464
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Speaker 4: Yes, that's right, she is sort of a jar head.

465
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, And now I guess Hugh Jackman has to

466
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Speaker 1: be named Carol in the Greatest Showman.

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Speaker 6: Okay, right, Also, Carol is one of those names I

468
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Speaker 6: think that used to be for both genders, except like

469
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Speaker 6: Anne Lynn.

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Speaker 3: So I'm just saying it's possible.

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't bump if the name was Carol, or I

472
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Speaker 6: would for a minute and then I'd get.

473
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Speaker 3: Used to it.

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Speaker 5: I think it'd be very progressive of for if they

475
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Speaker 5: renamed Hugh Jackman Carol and Carrol. I think that'd be

476
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Speaker 5: a really nice gest.

477
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Speaker 3: And then that movie's name Carol, and if he was

478
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Speaker 3: a lesbian. Do you think Hugh Jackman has free will? Wow?

479
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,959
Speaker 5: Because I mean I know that we don't, but does he?

480
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:14,600
Speaker 4: So Hugh jackmitter logan? Well, well, very few.

481
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Speaker 5: People know, but Hugh Japman did not play logan.

482
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Oh Andy serkis yep. Yeah, well I was one

483
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Speaker 3: of the few people who didn't know that.

484
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Speaker 5: Not anymore.

485
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Speaker 3: Oh wait, no, I was one of the many people

486
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Speaker 3: who didn't know that. Can you please cut that out? Ace,

487
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Speaker 3: I'm so off my game today. Can I say this

488
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Speaker 3: speaking of the greatest showman? Yeah, Jennifer Lawrence is a

489
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Speaker 3: legit good talk show host. Okay, can we talk about this?

490
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Speaker 3: I mean, can you guys agree that Jimmy Kimmel messed

491
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Speaker 3: up and broke the cardinal rule you cannot have a

492
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Speaker 3: guest talk show host who's better than you as a host.

493
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Speaker 1: Wally Pip my sports heads note I'm talking about it's

494
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Speaker 1: a Wally Pip.

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Speaker 5: Situation to me because I'm not it's for the sports heads. Okay,

496
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Speaker 5: then I'm uninterested.

497
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you guys are you know you like

498
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Speaker 1: your cinema, you know what hayes?

499
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Speaker 3: I like sports?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know the Wallypip reference.

501
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,040
Speaker 3: Well that this is more sort of my era of

502
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Speaker 3: sports sad who are of our generation?

503
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Speaker 1: When Wally Pip decided to take a day off from sports,

504
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Speaker 1: somebody else took his place, and that person's name was

505
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Speaker 1: Lou Garrigg's disease.

506
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Speaker 4: Hmm, and which one do we remember?

507
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Speaker 2: More?

508
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Speaker 3: Now we just established that you guys don't know who

509
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Speaker 3: Pip is. You've heard of Lou Garrig's disease because they

510
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Speaker 3: named a famous disease after him.

511
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Speaker 5: Now let me ask you guys this I've been meaning to.

512
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Speaker 5: It have been Wallypip's disease. But who deserves a late

513
00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,440
Speaker 5: night talk show right now?

514
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Speaker 4: Well, I mean, if you really think about it, like

515
00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 4: she was.

516
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:09,719
Speaker 3: Such a freaking legit good talk show host, so charming, funny,

517
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: you know you, neque, I like it needed to be

518
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Speaker 3: a talk show host.

519
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 5: Like the main qualities, main qualities for me, someone you

520
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Speaker 5: want to spend some time with.

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Speaker 3: For me, it's I mean, it will just list the

522
00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 3: qualities in art. Okay, tall, white dude, Okay, ideally sixties

523
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Speaker 3: tall first old old old, please, but still looks good.

524
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Speaker 3: A little too political, sure, it's just calcified, you know,

525
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:51,360
Speaker 3: hard yeah, rigid, rigid, this skin.

526
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Speaker 4: Looks hard, just pickled from alcohol? Thank you?

527
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 3: Yes? Uh, those games, you know, those pranks right, freaking

528
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 3: you know, willing to go there, go there if there

529
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Speaker 3: is playing a game, doing a prank, a nice something nice. Yes.

530
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Speaker 3: Also to Jake's point, charming not necessary, but could help.

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Speaker 3: And I think Jennifer Lawrence proved that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Can I say that I love him? Prefaces by saying

533
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Speaker 1: I love him? Should Jennifer take over at Gorburger Show?

534
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Speaker 6: Oh my god, you want to take his job away?

535
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Speaker 3: And then that's why I say I love Gorberger? What

536
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 3: would he do?

537
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Speaker 1: But we you know, if Gorberger can't do Gorburger Show,

538
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Speaker 1: I don't think you just let the brand go.

539
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:53,320
Speaker 3: No, it's too valuable of the property you don't like.

540
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 3: You know, the whole show doesn't have to die. I

541
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 3: don't want to see Gorberger lose his job, but if

542
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 3: advertisers the network decides that's the best thing for the show, sure,

543
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 3: I really would hate to see the whole thing die

544
00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:11,679
Speaker 3: when we have Jennifer Lawrence willing to step in.

545
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well yeah, I can't disagree with that.

546
00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 1: Comedy Central question for you guys, Oh yeah, for sure?

547
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: Which Alex Jones parody on the network. Do you prefer

548
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 1: that Ed Helms one or the Jordan Klepper one.

549
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,920
Speaker 5: I mean, politically, it's tough to answer. It's tough for

550
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,639
Speaker 5: you know. And you know, we did talk before the

551
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,760
Speaker 5: show about not bringing this subject out.

552
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Speaker 6: Right, So Jennifer actually has an Alex Jones parody coming out.

553
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 6: I was gonna say, why I only have two Alex

554
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 6: is a girl's name, Alex Mack.

555
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,080
Speaker 3: Okay, so that's one.

556
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Speaker 6: Of those things that should be played by a woman. Yes,

557
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 6: and Jennifer, I've seen it. It's so bad. It's like

558
00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 6: one of the worst Alex Jones parodies. Yeah, one to

559
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:02,400
Speaker 6: the talk shows, Jenni. Yeah, but but you should watch

560
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:02,840
Speaker 6: it now.

561
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,439
Speaker 3: Is it true that the network is being sued by

562
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 3: the Status Quo, that too many minds have been changed,

563
00:28:09,520 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 3: and that the Status Quo is actually so upset that

564
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 3: they have filed a filed suit again, obtained counsel. Yeah.

565
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 5: Again, it's legally, I'm not exactly sure what we're allowed

566
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 5: to say here, but the answer is yes, yeah, and

567
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,960
Speaker 5: they're in the middle of litigation.

568
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 4: I think they've got a case.

569
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Speaker 3: Yeah, because when I talk to people, you know, and

570
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:36,040
Speaker 3: I'm seeing how much their eyes have been opened by

571
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Speaker 3: some of the fake impressions of like crazy Alex Jones stuff.

572
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,920
Speaker 3: I'm going, wow, the world has you.

573
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Speaker 5: Know so much about the law it's getting weird.

574
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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well it's like because I don't have time, like I

576
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 6: want to read up on the law, but I'm busy

577
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 6: writing and performing selling stuff, and you're like the law.

578
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well I have a lot of freedom. I mean,

579
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Speaker 3: one thing you did sort of answer your own question.

580
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 3: I am not writing, performing or selling anything. I am

581
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Speaker 3: doing a podcast. And I really had to choose at

582
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 3: one point, as we all do. Am I going to

583
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 3: have a job, yeah? Or am I going to do

584
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Speaker 3: a podcast?

585
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: And we did talk about recently you graduated from law

586
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Speaker 1: film school, not that one.

587
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Speaker 4: I did go to a law film school.

588
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, movies like The Verdict. Yeah, well it's learning

589
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Speaker 3: to do film school. I mean, if you've seen the

590
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Speaker 3: Ocean's eight trailer, you understand why we're going to do

591
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Speaker 3: a few.

592
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Speaker 4: Good women and uh some good women.

593
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and it has to be a few less

594
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Speaker 3: good women, yeah, because of course we have three oceans,

595
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:46,040
Speaker 3: eleven ocean it's women in Ocean's eight. Yeah, it should

596
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 3: probably be a couple good women, a couple ladies, and

597
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 3: we're going to bring in all the most relevant stars

598
00:29:54,960 --> 00:30:04,040
Speaker 3: of today. Uhger Corburger's involvement is in flux. Hey, can

599
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 3: you let the dog out? And ask Kevin and Phil

600
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Speaker 3: Wall there.

601
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Speaker 5: Is no dog in here. There's not a dog in here.

602
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Speaker 3: Kevin is running, Kevin is running.

603
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Speaker 5: Kevin's dead.

604
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Speaker 4: Oh god, he's Kevin. Can you take the dog out?

605
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Speaker 3: And this is the thing for Sean. We just like,

606
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 3: we like it helps Sean doing the shout and think

607
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Speaker 3: that there's a.

608
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Speaker 5: Dog, yeah, and that Kevin exists.

609
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's outside, it's it should be right next

610
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Speaker 3: to your.

611
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Speaker 5: Desk anyway, Sean, I just want to say, it's a

612
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Speaker 5: beautiful dog and you should be really proud of it.

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Speaker 3: That's really helpful for me. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm so happy.

615
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Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes people don't say that, and I'm almost like, look,

616
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Speaker 3: can they not see the dog? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Gorgeous, absolutely gorgeous, and we're proud of you.

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Speaker 3: Sean.

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Speaker 5: Bushy, I mean the bushy's tail, and I love petting it.

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Speaker 6: Small uterus oh no, big big I loved big big ute.

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Speaker 5: I mean just a bushy, a bushel of a uterus.

622
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's a yellow boy. Imagine the litter.

623
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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: Kevin didn't take any pictures today.

625
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Speaker 4: Well I kind of stopped him from doing it.

626
00:31:11,840 --> 00:31:13,520
Speaker 3: Oh you did. You said no pictures?

627
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 4: Well no, I made him do something else.

628
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Speaker 3: Oh but but but he only came in when I

629
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Speaker 3: called him.

630
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,200
Speaker 4: But he came in with the camera.

631
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, because he forgot Ah.

632
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Speaker 1: Jake, you tweeted something last night. Oh do you have

633
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 1: that about podcasts? My phone is going really slow, but

634
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Speaker 1: let me try to remember it.

635
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Speaker 5: You also followed me on Twitter last night, Hayes.

636
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, because I was excited to do the show today.

637
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 3: I already followed you on Twitter, and so I think

638
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Speaker 3: I have this tweet.

639
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 4: So, Jake, you tweeted something last night about podcasts.

640
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 3: Oh, it's interesting for our podcast audience maybe to hear

641
00:31:51,720 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 3: the popularity of podcasts is based completely Oh I'm sorry,

642
00:31:55,760 --> 00:32:00,400
Speaker 3: let me start over. Jake Wiseman. Take Jake Wiseman verified

643
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 3: blue check picture that the popularity of podcasts is completely

644
00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:07,520
Speaker 3: based in depression and loneliness and the need to not

645
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 3: feel anything for at least two hours every single day. Now,

646
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:18,000
Speaker 3: I'll go on beneath someone who I know works in

647
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 3: your writer's room said, have fun doing those podcasts tomorrow.

648
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 3: Now it makes me wonder, was this guy.

649
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,240
Speaker 4: At work complaining about how doing you do podcasts?

650
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: And I will say, I feel bad for all the

651
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 1: other shows that he's doing, fears that.

652
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 5: He feels like ambush. It feels like I have to

653
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 5: stand up for my friend. I can be ambushed. That's fine.

654
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Speaker 6: What time did I tweet it? Did you even look

655
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Speaker 6: at twelve pm? Twelve pm? Eight twelve pm? I wasn't

656
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Speaker 6: at work. I finished my work early. I don't need

657
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Speaker 6: to work until eight pm.

658
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Speaker 1: I believe Sean is picturing that earlier in the day

659
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Speaker 1: around four o'clock.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I was bragging. I was bragging to the

661
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Speaker 6: writer's room. He was podcasts out to be doing this.

662
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, I booked it.

663
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:04,520
Speaker 3: It was easy. We just sent an email.

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Speaker 6: They watched the show and they're like, got to have them,

665
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,040
Speaker 6: and I was like, I kind of wanted you to

666
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 6: say no, So I had to come wrestle you for

667
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 6: a spot.

668
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 3: Well, you love the fight, I mean, that's the thing,

669
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 3: is like what you're you're so mad to be off

670
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 3: her only because the auditions, the fight, the scrapping, the

671
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 3: you know, the the winning. I mean, that's what drove

672
00:33:25,120 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 3: you for so long, and now that it's all available.

673
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'll say this for people who listen to

674
00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 1: our show, it's not about depression and loneliness because he

675
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 1: we are their real friends.

676
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 3: Yes. Other shows are like, oh, we're friends with you know,

677
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 3: it's like we're actually hanging out.

678
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: There's a lot of cynical it's to simulate hanging out

679
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: with your real friends.

680
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:46,960
Speaker 6: Right, but with this show, you actually are. Can I say,

681
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 6: can I say something to defend myself? Okay, it was

682
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 6: a joke. Where do you cut that?

683
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 3: And so this is yes, it's like the dark subversive thing.

684
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's like whatever you're reading, it's kind of

685
00:33:57,880 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 6: the opposite.

686
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,440
Speaker 3: I don't want to be on Comedy Central end of

687
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 3: the stick, you know what I mean. I don't want

688
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: to be getting billboarded like they did. We'll watch a

689
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 3: sudden huh, I said, watch it? Watch what?

690
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, watch my step?

691
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, he's watch it still. That's the thing. He's

692
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,759
Speaker 3: taller than mister Braywatch he could get that. I can

693
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 3: get really high up.

694
00:34:18,040 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, mister wash didn't think about that post horizon.

695
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 5: And now let me ask you this. Who do you

696
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 5: guys feel? What is the demographic of your podcast?

697
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,360
Speaker 3: Party?

698
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, party dudes, Okay, party party legating a.

699
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 3: Lot of people party girls and party girls can be

700
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:38,920
Speaker 3: party dudes too. Yeah. Oh yeah, since when it's freaking

701
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:42,479
Speaker 3: twenty eight comes out. Yeah, yeah, girls can be party dudes.

702
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:49,680
Speaker 3: So it's party dudes. It's uh, probably righteous ragers, professionals,

703
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:51,799
Speaker 3: club kids.

704
00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,839
Speaker 6: Do they do? They do? They work hard in them,

705
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 6: play hard.

706
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, weekend warrior types. I think closed stick freaks. Hm.

707
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: People who can do that dance where they pretend they're

708
00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: holding a battle cube.

709
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:06,279
Speaker 3: Oh I've seen it with a cube too, But people

710
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 3: who can create a glowing cube through just moving their hands,

711
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, ravemaniacs.

712
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 4: So crunchy jam band.

713
00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 6: If you find out you have a fan who doesn't

714
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 6: fit in this category, do you are you like?

715
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,600
Speaker 3: Get out? No.

716
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 1: They listen to a few episodes and then they they

717
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 1: find their sort of community.

718
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone can find their tribe. There's a bunch of

719
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:31,960
Speaker 3: tribes within it. I mean, it is, it is very much.

720
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,479
Speaker 3: You know, I just mentioned all our crunchy jam band

721
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 3: like true Heads. We talk a lot about heady nugs

722
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,520
Speaker 3: on the show, and just like getting totally just fucking zuited,

723
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: and so those people, just like at any Champion festival,

724
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:53,279
Speaker 3: you might not necessarily see every band. Maybe you're going

725
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 3: to see Jiggle the Handle, but you don't want to

726
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 3: see Deep Banana blackout right, you know, of course.

727
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 5: I mean, maybe you're.

728
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:00,360
Speaker 3: Gonna check out Percy Hill, but you're not going to

729
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:04,239
Speaker 3: be there for the most set, right, and all of

730
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:07,799
Speaker 3: these ideas. Whether you're there to see the Slip or

731
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:10,360
Speaker 3: whether you're just there to see Soul live, you know,

732
00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 3: it doesn't matter as long as you're being true to yourself.

733
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,279
Speaker 3: So who are my fans the ones that really know

734
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: themselves and know that I'm their real friend. Cody.

735
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 1: Cody sometimes forgets that I can see his screen, and

736
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 1: so I'm looking at his screen all day through the

737
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:34,400
Speaker 1: entire show, and he just changed his screen as if

738
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: I hadn't already seen what.

739
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:36,279
Speaker 3: Was on it.

740
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:38,239
Speaker 1: But it's really what I saw on It was very

741
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: nice and it was a chat. He was in a

742
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: chat room with the other engineers.

743
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:45,760
Speaker 3: Isn't that right, Cody?

744
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:49,399
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, don't be sorry, because I want people

745
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: to be friends. During listening to the show, he's having

746
00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,760
Speaker 1: a little party just here as where we're listening.

747
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:02,160
Speaker 7: I do not see them as friends. I forget Kevin's

748
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 7: name usually, and this is like Cody's. Oh I don't

749
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:05,320
Speaker 7: need any friends.

750
00:37:05,640 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, such a rebel.

751
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 5: It's okay to admit that you need people in your life.

752
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 1: No, I thought the reason I want people to be

753
00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:16,719
Speaker 1: friends while they're listening to the show, Jake is merch

754
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: We saw more merch oka.

755
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know you guys have teas. Yes we do,

756
00:37:22,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 3: except no we don't. They woking regulations.

757
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 6: In all sizes. How much of that money do you

758
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 6: take home personally? So you got to take it home

759
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 6: and not to the bank. What's the number?

760
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 3: I mean, first of all, whatever we get, we got

761
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,839
Speaker 3: to split between me and ays, and it's a percentage.

762
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:41,200
Speaker 3: And I have no way of knowing what they how

763
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:43,919
Speaker 3: many they made, how many they sold, what they sold for,

764
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 3: So whatever do they give me, I just have to

765
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 3: believe that's what it was.

766
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 5: And you bought a house with these this T shirt money?

767
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 3: Right? Uh? Yeah, I mean it's a it's an outdoor

768
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 3: house for cats. Yeah, and it's and I actually put

769
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,359
Speaker 3: like a little flea so get in the field. Yeah.

770
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 1: See, people think houses have to be like indoors. Houses

771
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: can be outdoors.

772
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, m hmm. Yeah, but yeah it's a it's a field,

773
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 3: but there's a little fleece blanket in there, and and

774
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 3: it is beautiful and I paid for it all with

775
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:24,440
Speaker 3: T shirts. And it's the house that keeps built entrepreneurship

776
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:32,319
Speaker 3: right there. Well, you know, America is a land of

777
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,840
Speaker 3: innovation and the way that people are starting to Tesla

778
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 3: disrupt some of these old stole that from Tesla.

779
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 5: Tesla was the first disruptor.

780
00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 4: Yeah.

781
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 3: Oh, he disrupted freaking everything, disrupted that bird for sure.

782
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:54,560
Speaker 3: He married it, married a pigeon, Yeah, and us a virgin.

783
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 3: Freaking you think about that, You save your ideas up

784
00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 3: that way. We've talked about it on the show before.

785
00:39:03,320 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 3: But there's nothing sexier than saving your load for marriage.

786
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean talk about talk about I said that. Yeah,

787
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,399
Speaker 5: I've always said the talk about that a little bit.

788
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 5: Neither of you is married, neither married, and my load

789
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 5: is preserved inside of my body.

790
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:21,440
Speaker 2: M M.

791
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 6: I don't want marriage to be sexy because I don't

792
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:26,800
Speaker 6: think that's what it's about.

793
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 3: Yeah.

794
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 6: I think it's about pain, and I think it's about

795
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 6: buying stuff together, and I think it's about in laws

796
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 6: and stuff. Sexy stuff is for before marriage and in

797
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 6: the middle of marriage, but not with your marriage.

798
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 3: You were the one who first pointed out to me

799
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 3: that the word that you can't spell marriage without mirage.

800
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 5: I said it in your house. Can I go back

801
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 5: to the loads really quick? I just I just want

802
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 5: to like, are you either of you married?

803
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:59,719
Speaker 1: I'm starting to be yeah, yeah, I am married, but

804
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:00,920
Speaker 1: my life it's not married to me.

805
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 5: Okay, well, you'll relate to this in the past. But

806
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,240
Speaker 5: how painful it is to save your load, the physical,

807
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:08,280
Speaker 5: physical pain that goes along.

808
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 3: With the reward because as they say, and again I've

809
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:13,080
Speaker 3: said this on the show before, but it's not the

810
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,320
Speaker 3: size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean

811
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 3: of load that you saved. And it's tough for the

812
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 3: white too.

813
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:21,799
Speaker 1: I don't want to act like it's all pain for

814
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,840
Speaker 1: the guy that it hurts because they have such a

815
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 1: huge load.

816
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 3: It sucks for them to not be able to get

817
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:26,399
Speaker 3: the load.

818
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 5: No, I think women love it. It might be nice.

819
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:30,920
Speaker 5: And this is a merch idea for you guys. This

820
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 5: is the darkness promise rings, promise rings that say it's

821
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,320
Speaker 5: not the motion, what was it?

822
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,279
Speaker 3: It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion

823
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 3: of the ocean of load that you've been saving.

824
00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:44,440
Speaker 5: Now, imagine a promise ring and on the inside of

825
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:49,120
Speaker 5: the promise ring that's engraved in a nice calligraphy. M yeah,

826
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 5: now I'm just spitballing here.

827
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a huge ring, right, it goes around your waist.

828
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 3: It's a wasist.

829
00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:58,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a gold band that, yes, circles around your waist.

830
00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,240
Speaker 3: That could help cinch up that load.

831
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 4: Yeah.

832
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, So yeah, I'm just excited because I obviously have

833
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:09,520
Speaker 3: been putting on a lot of weight because I've been

834
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 3: saving my load.

835
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,799
Speaker 4: That's the thing, just the ultimate diet.

836
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:15,840
Speaker 6: How much does a load grow every year that you

837
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:17,759
Speaker 6: don't use it every year?

838
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,720
Speaker 3: Well, I mean I'm a Gregorian calendar. I mean Tesla

839
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:29,359
Speaker 3: theorized that the load grew one birdsworth. You know. Now,

840
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:32,399
Speaker 3: obviously birds have hollow bones, they're very light, but they

841
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:33,480
Speaker 3: still have a.

842
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: Plump and it adds up. Yeah, and for a while

843
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: it does. The volume grows for a long time. It

844
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: just it's just like more and more load. But then

845
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: eventually it runs out of room until it gets denser.

846
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 1: It's way denser.

847
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: How do you know this just through you can feel it,

848
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 3: you know, it's like you just feel it. And I mean,

849
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 3: you know, I've had the talk with my dad.

850
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, you have a dad. Hell oh, how'd that go?

851
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 5: What did he say to you?

852
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 3: He sat me down and he uh showed me scans

853
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:11,560
Speaker 3: of his load from prior to.

854
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 4: You know, conceiving me right.

855
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 3: Uh, and he kind of tie lapsed through a series

856
00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: of images cross fades. Uh.

857
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, there were cross phillips, star wipes.

858
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 5: It was the old you know, And was a still

859
00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 5: of glass music playing in the background of this.

860
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:31,880
Speaker 3: Was it Phil? Was it Phil? It was Ira Glass

861
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:36,760
Speaker 3: in the battle? Oh yeah, just on a recodister Glass.

862
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 3: And he said, you call him mister Glass? He said, son,

863
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:43,920
Speaker 3: what did he say? I mean to.

864
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 4: Recreate the whole thing.

865
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,640
Speaker 3: I guess this is helpful because not only are we

866
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: you know, they're real friends the listeners, but also were

867
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 3: their real dads, and so people need that.

868
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 1: Some people listen to a show to like replace the

869
00:42:56,440 --> 00:43:00,439
Speaker 1: missing dad and their lives, but not in this case,

870
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:01,560
Speaker 1: we are their real dads.

871
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, And some cynical podcast hosts want to give

872
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 3: fatherly advice just to sort of cash in in a way,

873
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 3: But we do it because we're their real dads and

874
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:12,279
Speaker 3: we want to see them grow up, right, you care?

875
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 3: But he sat me down and he said, uh, what

876
00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:23,040
Speaker 3: do you think this is so a swamp?

877
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,680
Speaker 4: I mean it's like.

878
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 1: A satellite, like a satellite image, some kind of satellite.

879
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:32,960
Speaker 5: From the eighties, like like an old timey.

880
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 3: Grady satellite image of the epic.

881
00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, is that a swamp?

882
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,400
Speaker 3: He's like, guess again, I said, a bog a marsh

883
00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 3: I don't.

884
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Speaker 4: To me, that's what it looks like. So I don't

885
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Speaker 4: have and he said, nah, dude, that's my fucking love.

886
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Speaker 5: Dude, whoa.

887
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 3: And so now he never talks like that.

888
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: So now he's got my attention.

889
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Speaker 5: You're hooked.

890
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Speaker 4: I go, okay, what else? He goes, what do you

891
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,320
Speaker 4: think this is? I go, I don't want to say swamp?

892
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly. He goes, this is also my load. And

893
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,080
Speaker 3: I go, but it's so much bigger and denser. How

894
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:18,680
Speaker 3: is that possible? And he goes, well, because I didn't

895
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Speaker 3: waste it, I should say. The beginning of the story

896
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 3: is he walked in. I was masturbating. Oh okay, okay, yeah,

897
00:44:25,520 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 3: and he said he said freeze, and he had a

898
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 3: gun yoh, yeah, yeah, well that's the stuff that's cannon

899
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Speaker 3: on the show.

900
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Speaker 4: He's a retired cop, so so.

901
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:40,279
Speaker 3: You know, as as we look, and he starts to

902
00:44:40,360 --> 00:44:44,240
Speaker 3: show me that the saved load is really sort of beautiful,

903
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 3: and he says, do you think that you would have

904
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:56,000
Speaker 3: been born with as many extra pieces if I hadn't saved.

905
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 4: This for so long?

906
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Speaker 3: And I have obviously there's pock marks all over my

907
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 3: abdomen where there was extra fingers and stuff growing out

908
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 3: of me. Yeah, and you know that always, to me

909
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 3: was a real advantage to just have that experience and

910
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 3: have the perspective of somebody who had a finger coming

911
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:21,040
Speaker 3: out right beneath their nipple. Yes, yes, yes, And I said, well, no,

912
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Speaker 3: I suppose not. I suppose I would have just had

913
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 3: like the bare minimum of pieces, right, And and he said, well,

914
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:31,879
Speaker 3: then what do you think you should do? And I

915
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 3: did one more stroke and then I stopped and I

916
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 3: put it away. And I haven't seen it since. What

917
00:45:41,360 --> 00:45:42,920
Speaker 3: is the bare minimum of pieces?

918
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,560
Speaker 6: Well, I'm like, for a human for a human being, Yeah, like,

919
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:49,840
Speaker 6: what are you talking about?

920
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 3: I mean, I hesitate to say it.

921
00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 4: There's two tits, a hole and heartbeat.

922
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:07,400
Speaker 3: And so all this this is you know, do you

923
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 3: ask us who our audiences? This is like help the

924
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:10,680
Speaker 3: kind of stuff.

925
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:15,640
Speaker 1: For our audio, which is all non virgins who have

926
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 1: never busted.

927
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:17,920
Speaker 3: Good.

928
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:20,680
Speaker 1: So that's you know, it's like you cannot be a

929
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: virgin and listen to the show, but you also cannot

930
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 1: have ever busted before.

931
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 4: So Comedy Centralist Core, when's the show come out?

932
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 3: Okay?

933
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 5: January seventeenth, twenty eighteen. But and now here's a little

934
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:37,319
Speaker 5: bonus for your virgins. For all the virgins out there,

935
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 5: there are.

936
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: No vergin Like I just said, there are no virgins

937
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:43,399
Speaker 1: out there. They have never busted before, yes, but they

938
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,920
Speaker 1: are not virgins. Okay, then for thinking of a different

939
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:47,240
Speaker 1: shop for the non.

940
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Speaker 5: Busters out there. January seventeen, twenty eighteen. But there are

941
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 5: four episodes available online right now on the Comedy Central

942
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 5: app and comedy central dot com that you can watch

943
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 5: for free.

944
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 4: And there's a Vimeo how much that money to you?

945
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 4: With a password?

946
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: Should we post the vieocage In the past.

947
00:47:05,239 --> 00:47:09,680
Speaker 6: Phase, Jake told me that nothing nothing's free. Yeah, well,

948
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,880
Speaker 6: well you're gonna like my tweet.

949
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 3: It was a joke, a comedy sinister joke. Okay, I'm

950
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:21,319
Speaker 3: dark and yeah we're twisted, and it's Guy's filling some

951
00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:23,240
Speaker 3: of the void the Gorburger left for us.

952
00:47:23,600 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

953
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:28,319
Speaker 3: R I P. Is the Comedy Central Player still as

954
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 3: good as it's always been. Premium player?

955
00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 4: M hm really nice?

956
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:32,359
Speaker 5: Yeah?

957
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 3: Will it still automatically start playing other things that I

958
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 3: don't want the middle?

959
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,840
Speaker 6: The middle of the sometimes you want to see the

960
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 6: same commercial six times?

961
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you for You're like, I'm trying to memorize it,

962
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,760
Speaker 3: because it's like, was that guy in my improud class?

963
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 3: I don't know.

964
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:49,399
Speaker 1: Some shows will become a different show at the end, right,

965
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: which is when you expect it to be a different show,

966
00:47:52,719 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 1: like Comedy Central will do it at the middle, or even.

967
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 3: Sometimes in the beginning.

968
00:47:56,200 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 5: Suddenly clippers yapping at you two minutes into and.

969
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,520
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, yeah, this can't be the same show.

970
00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: But that other one was so short, right, can I

971
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 1: go back?

972
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:06,920
Speaker 5: No?

973
00:48:08,239 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 3: So enjoy the.

974
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 5: Comedy Central app, Premium app, best stap, the best app.

975
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 3: It's so much better for you guys how to be

976
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 3: on that app than for them to have some sort

977
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,160
Speaker 3: of contract with the streaming network.

978
00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:24,800
Speaker 5: It's we feel it's for the best. Yeah, we petitioned

979
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:25,120
Speaker 5: for that.

980
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody has on his screen an IMDb list my

981
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,239
Speaker 1: list called My Favorite Actors.

982
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Speaker 3: It's working on it. Cody Number one is Johnny DApp.

983
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:41,439
Speaker 3: What do you like about him?

984
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:44,360
Speaker 4: Yes, guess seemed blood Diamond.

985
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Speaker 8: Bye, I'm a horny girl. Wolf.

986
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Speaker 6: This has been an Earwolf production, executive produced by Scott Ackerman,

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Speaker 6: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon.

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Speaker 4: For more information and content, visit iarwolf dot. Oh mhm