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Speaker 1: Pay viral. What is it run my stupid and coruna advisory? It is advice. This context and language is not suitable for children. Ship might be said that might hit you up under the skin, and it might be alone bloke, But guess what, it's funny. It's fun though. We got see that in the building in the bud all the way from Cincing. Now they go with your staging. You're gonna be in New Year's with your stag. You're gonna go straight back with your staging. Why your kids do paying m with you? STA? Hold on your alternated on work with you st Now you gotta try to cranky with your staging here you're gonna be late with your STA. You ain't gonna don't with you? You know what? I'm being able to see what the ship didn't to hold the look Nigga's talking about. Hain't weak this ship. That's what I'll book your beach and I'll paint it in the time she called me, she gonna get off the telling where you might see me. I'm posted it in the a man. I might jump on the plane in Paula Love Flante because I got the jokes on may be where you see me with it, Africa. I'm telling jokes and difference. I went to the German and felt something different. Titty ain't gonna win the German, and then it felt so different. Ty ain't gonna win the German and felt on different tint that smile. Ain't they round? But feel some different? I like more than weed. I like it. I make bitches mad like DC Young flaking now just molling up. Don't give a father crazy mine too. If you give him some of that pussy, he'll give some of his dick to you give him some of that pussy girls as some of that pussy. Baby, I don't like asking if the pussy is real good thedn't please, don't give me something? But if the pussy is great, didn't callos? Really? Won't someone that pussy girls? I don't like And I gotta sell but I want I think, I don't know, but I want what they got. But they gotta sell. But I gotta spell. But they got five eighty eighty t your grip, baby, can't you turn to puts it down? Fellas? Don't you go home and regret when you turn to puts it down? Sometime you just be sitting there like man, funk, she gonna accuse me if keep sucking these hold and then the business I could be fucking. I'd be having ignored they because I'm sucking her cool fans. I should bear to write this ship off on my taxes or summer at least get a break on my insurance and something. I don't know abody to give a funk when you tell the hole no, I will my nigger because I'm tired of this Mama mar from Birmingham to be walking with some church shill and a bottle of water. Luther, can you can get carried outtimes like a funk? That ship they could come on you said, we're selling Listen, let's put my life on the line for this damn child samn old chill, chill, smell like segregation, trying to make no noise. Amen, Hey man, why don't y'all singing hump Nigga and Son from the Negro Spiritual and Niggas was like this damn but love for you exactly it show is nigga. Now you see around Nigga, I'd be mad as a motherfucker. You know how much I love Syrius. I can't eat that ship like nigga, you can't do You imagine like you think you'd be a slave. But I don't think I could have did it. Man, I wake up the next morning. All my nigga that ran off in the middle of the night didn't tell me ship. Now I gotta word twice it hard. Let's looking at the waiter. Hey, nick, did you put your hat through your hat? Stupid and nigga made a section like that? Got the heat this through the hat? Right, I'll tell you that's all right, it did, just so I can show you turned about the scutter, y'all. Gotta you pitch, that's how you be. You got about two more bits. You want to get a polt next season? Yet two people foul early, y'all Like at your ship, it's over damn. Then you ain't playing this ship. You don't spend it already You didn't. I don't blame you. You was just gonna spend it on bigger as hats with those little bitty braves. Take your hood off. Take your hood off, nig take your motherfucking hoo. O. Da don't get fine. Hain't on town tomorrow to celebratetion. Come da, don't get hang on to tomorrow night, so stellar. Black Bodies on the wall call it from years ago. It's a bit to the wait at the chance they felt it's gonna be a stand where it's Frizon. This ship we make a little either guarantee y'all and he can't do I think I don't hold my nothing from podcast. I don't kill do it. Guarantee you don't even can't do this ship, not one. Now I am out of man. We see niggas. We let y'all, ne y'all all the shine, Well, let y'all need to get a TV show. Letting anybody dude ain't thing it gains what Heniq star Seal trying sell tickets. We see, we see it's not real fan back, but we see where you're getting stack. Come on now, come on you, you get you. You're fucking with the sauce. You're fucking with the sauce. We'll see you, but go back. I can't with the cooks. Come on now, we could give you the rescue, but this sauce still ain't gonna taste the same. Yeah, bitch, you your fat mouths on. Get bitch. Think he's out. You know she's hard. It's hard. Buddy pins Niga said, good, it's nice to meet you. A few more tickets, just a few more. You need clean man, everything is fucking cream. Every fucking w needs freaking yeah on the standing right funny and they're here only ship right there, right now. It's all good man. I appreciate you'all coming. I just need you all to do a couple of things for me. Make sure you subscribe to the eighty five South Show on YouTube. We are black owned doing this ourselves. Don't nobody tell us what to do. That's why the boys can come say whatever they want for one. Subscribe on all our social media Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, y'all, and make sure you tell somebody when you leave here, because these dudes gonna be the next King. Is a comedy ship, that's what I'm talking about. You already have a good time, all right, y'all. I need that energy. When y'all get these boys energy, they give it back to you. So start clapping right now. I gotta bring somebody out, y'all seeing this dude on Wilding. Now when the funniest man in the country right now, he half for the old school bout on Wilder Now, start clapping right now, make some noise for Checo big steal Pimpsy pitch. So when the fun is up, putting tide on the street. Since I can Hicks and the people who left and the white man couldn't catch the Q, I gave him the back. You got it. You're good. I just sucked him up. I said, turn it off, funk, he wants me to be a DJ. Fuck, look at this ship man, burn my hand, what's going on? And nah, funk? Did I need more energy than that? Burn man? What's going on? Love this ship man? Look at all these real niggas in his mother? What's up? Gee? God damn, I wish your name big man? Huh John, he said, John Man, who the funk on? Bro? Nobody? Come and be a part of this ship, my niggle. I respected my name. You got that original air fro money. That's that o g afro. You look like you bust out and go. That's what it is. That's your lady with you right then, right here. That's what it is. How long y'all have been together? She looked at him like, nigga, quiz your turn. Two and a half years. That's that. That's what's up, man, y'all from Burmaha. Where are you from? Atlanta? Mine? All right? Oh that I love Atlanta nigga, man, because the way they talked, they fought that pussy ain't nigga, Bro, get fought about what that pussy ain't nigga? Talking about real street ship, bro, real screet ship. You ever watched the interviews these new rap niggas do now, ain't nobody regular? Everybody come in the game rich and then sold all the dope like you see everybody every rapper and already sold all the dope. Watch the interview. Just go home and just look at a random new rapper interview and see how the niggas talk. Hey man rear screen ship, bro, Like I grew up, fought up bro on my mama. Bro, we need hand on mother fucking shot in my house. Bro. My mama used to just hold her thumb over the saint bro and spread us my nigga. I ain't never get clean on the whole body. Bro. I used to be thinking like ship on the back of my thigh. Bro. Every day Bro, I had to see a dope bro. My fucking kids. Bro. Shoot in the niggle, Bro, why you got your hoodie on man, you're all right. This the nigger that did the interview right here, he got an interview like that. This nigga right here, This the little Nike jacket that's your the wrap name. He goes, yeah, I was there with them, Nigga Cheeko saying something on stay bro had to part that niggle Bro part the ship out that niggle Bro. I was saying, this is the last show man. I love Alabama because like this was my first introduction of real Southern ship. Like I'm from d C, so my first time coming down here, I got introduced to a lot of different type of ship. Like first of all, women with gold teeth. The boy y'all motherfucker's don't play down here. Man, you're listening straight up with niggle yea with my name Keisha. Nice to meet you. I want to eat your nigger. You're like, whoa baby? I don't know if I want to funk with you. You got all gold teeth for your mom. I bet your pussy is my like felonies. Man, I'm not messing with that. Nope. Another thing I got introduced to down here was that hole in the wall music. I was saying, this last show man, I love that ship because nig it don't matter what you sing about. You can sing about anything, like my man got the Afro. I was in Birmingham, yeah, with a nigga from the seven tee. He had his lady with him and she had a nice set of titcheese. But I ain't gonna suck him because that's his girl. She is his world. Saw down at the food line with a nigga name Earl, and I was like, hey, don't you cheat on the nigger with the afro boot. I said, hey, don't you cheat on the nigga with the afro boot and she was like yeah, yeah, who Yeah. I was like, nigga, play this ship, louder nigga, who is this? You ever see the cover of them? Niggas be always an old nigga with a Jerry Carl standing there like there, Nigga, I love this ship. Man. I was so, I said, I told around the city a little bit, you know what I mean. I was talking about Innsley last show. You said, woo woo. She I ain't sucking around and Burma, have you excited to be from there? And you're a lady, I know what you're into. You got a motherfucking raising blade under your tongue. Fuck your sad niggle. Don't get that bullshit cut out your face. Funk nigga. Jesus, what's that other place? Ingle book and Ingle Ingle, Ingle Knook, the nook Nook Nook that you're from, the nook the Newton looking look at everybody in the gang. This motherfucker. Now that's your hardest fun to be y'all know, y'all nigga's gangster. Y'all walking around talking about new new, new new niggle shit crazy. Man. I was just reading something. No, that's crazy, not to you know, no disrespect of it's any gay people in here. I think y'all. You know some of the most brave people in the world, man, I really do. And they said they don't think they should let you know gay people in the military. That's bullshit. Nigga. You want to have a nigga like that beside you when some ship go down, them nigga is not gonna let nothing happen to you. Nick, You funking around get shot with a gay nigga beside you. He has sucked the bullet out. You nigga want to come here? Why I get it? Look, you can't tell me, Chico no, why you're like, get off from me. Nick, you don't know whether to tell the nigga to stop or keep going. We'll save my life, but stop doing it with so much pleasure. Ship. I'm getting in trouble for that one already know. Do an Instagram post tomorrow man makes fun of gay people sucking bullets out of the individuals. Just thing, but I'm happy. Man. It's his second show without show. First of all, burmaham man, thank y'all man for doing like this is. We're doing this ourselves, so to see all of these people come and support us the way y'all supporting us. Man, We thank y'all so much. Man. We appreciate y'all to make some noise for yourself for supporting young niggas. Man. You know what I'm saying, salute to everybody up there. In the first forty eight booth of that motherfucker. Y'all niggas look like you're about to snitch on everybody. And then that's when you know, when the nigga do the interview and he blocked his face out. That's what everybody looked like when I started selling dope. When I was in the third grade and Big Keith he was the one who sold it to me. And ship is crazy. But we're about to keep this show rolling. This is the eighty five South Show, just in case you didn't know. And I'm about to bring my brother to the stage. Man, you've seen them everywhere, see them on tr rel, you see them on your phone, You've seen them in almost Christmas. You know what I mean. She got ice cream in this motherfuck and you black, you as a man, I know that's gonna fuck your stomach up. You don't move you to the fact they put her up there and that god damn booth nigga. She about nigga. By the time Carlos get out here, she's gonna be ready to ship quick to the moment. You got a whole Sunday in his mother. You know we're not maybe eat that ship. Man, you must have just broke up with a nigga today. Fuck it, fuck it, I mean some ice creams. Jesus Christ, You're she's gonna come out like Shumple. You're gonna sound like your niggas from the New Now, that's what it's gonna sound like. But like I said, man, I'm about to bring my brother out to the stage. I need you all to stop making some noise right now. Burn my hat for the motherfucking coldest niggas in the game. Right now, young nigga, to put your hands together for the one, the only, my brother. D c you fly it was you goin looks cheesy. I don't want to just say I can't. I'm gonna look at you for your knees. Oh ship, I think wi me where ain't No, let's come and take lack the head. You gotta te an, I ain't why I missed you? You ain't tweeter, what ain't love Bama? Let me whist me in. I ain't. Then he got fed up in the middle of that's onny like ship, wait do you see my dad? And then here come find the day? Stupid Hello, Why you ain't getting that right? I didn't sit close to head man where you got it? And then get the tents and look you need somebody to talk to Let me call it, said funk up. Now you're been Wow what leave you man? You don't need each other? You need that bullshit? That was clear? What's up? What I said? Oh flat? What what the fund? You worth fit if you're the wrong, stupid lady that they could be burning body laugh. Hey you know the Nick who died down the street year. You know we didn't burn this. We got the hood on a little bit. That boy funk wrong with you, nigga. Thirteam man their round too. They got some Pokemon cars in his back pocket. And then you're like Pokemon, Yeah, I fucking Pokemon. We ended by the fucker tonight. Look, you can't wait, big god, Damn you already got a napping on your plate. Damn nigging hollo, y'all been here. Know what's your name? Brother? Right? What's you do for a living? Right? Can do? What? Play football? Foo needs who myles coll? Oh h They may seem like you played for the NFL, and I'll play football on this Nick. You're still a grownass kid, robitude. I think you're playing right ball. I think you're playing for twenty five and on the stupid at it. I ain't he gonna live, man. I brought my motherfuckering awful waiting after. I think there've never been a where I said petty bad and you're feeling get who gout? Now you got there? Oh hum? Yeah, your husband. Yeah, I funked up. I'll keep up. Fuck you. Look this is your person, bet I free god person? What's in here? Let me see what's in here? Big A person with some chapstick in a while like this, you could have put this in your pocket. What you do for a liv drid work at the fee? Off her? You gotta bring it down from the hood. What do it mean? Public relations? Communications? Beat you operating in an operator talk about she worked for public communications? Hello, you need help office. I need to send it as a girlfriend public relations. Look at everybody up there in the lit top golf and sanction. I see y'all walking off top. We live in this ball bucker here, look anything here, Let's look at the way. Ain't did you put your hat through your hat? Stupid? I think it made a section? He like, ya, got the head is through the hat right here? I think it funned up? Put it on wrong? He was like, no, it ain't abother gotta have some more hat. Cod out of that. What's your name? Hat? Come out? Now? Only what's your name? Hat? And night? Did there? That's own? Let you stay with your grab my dead's there? Is that? What you're not doing? I'm putting that half to that hat? What you do for a living? In there? You go to school? What you do? What? What? What? What's your classification? See? What's your amazing? Yeah? You know I ain't go to school? And what wrong? I'm trying to figure out the word. I'm like, nigga, what the fun you're doing? But who forensic camsel? Oh, so you're gonna be on sea that side there with all? Look, stupid man, why didn't you fucking wrong? Shoot y'all all ready to keep your sull going. You're good, bro, a little cold of hell in the front row? Right? What's your lying wrong? Queen? Queen? Laugh? Queen? How about that? Queen? What's your do? Quick? You work at a minor league baseball field? I think you work at a minor league baseball fill. I want to say, so, what what do you do at the minor league baseball fil you're cater? You do need that be walking around with this with the I got by, I got nick of be having on converse to be slipping like a motherfucker. Got all right, you're ky this young guy. I'm that's bad. That's motherfucker all about the bread. To this stage, it is a motherfucker out. You did't gonna say you don't see this, they go wild. You don't see the gonna m t V to see this. They're gonna bt come you jail everybody, y'all miss you know right now, start mens to knowing right now. But Carlos Miller love o man. That's the ship just running into somebody right the sounds up hill, Turn this ship up talking about listen it how she connected? Right? Your grandma gets to cheat this right here? Turn that ship off? Turn please? What's up? Man? How y'all doing? It makes some noise? Let me see you, let me see you. Hell yeah, you n we fly head. We drove here with the weed tuck the I shoe. Fuck you man. They really didn't want us to come to speed limit fifty five. That's my name it. We got to get the bourbonham. This nigga is out here with their main ladies. See they saying pitch across the room. You wonder who the funk she's sitting with. But it's dog You don't. You don't want no problem with the sad nigger. It's Sunday. Let him live, y'all gonna argue next week. Much love to all the ladiest in him on burd control. But you're scared to tell your nigger because you know he won't pull out. That was my special request. How y'all feeling that I just love hurts? She got quiet. They had the blood in the ash tray in the parking like, hell yeah, Jesus, thank you Lord, My nerves bad? Who we got in here? Is the income tax season? Yet? Two people foul early y'all? Let get your ship. It's all damn man, you ain't playing this ship. You don't spend it already. You didn't. I don't blame you. You was just gonna spend it on big as hats. That's a big head. Then they got their ears tucked in their heads. Goddamn hat. You well, when you don't have no father, don't owe me. This is a comedy show. Yeah, we got Deacon Jones in here. What's up? Real? Look like that A can make them good reals. Won't let you put no thoughts on it. You don't need no song on that meat. Tell you like I bought the real ain't bought them really, And they got the grill hook up to the back of the truck. That's your man right there. How long you've been with him? About two and a half. Yeah, what made you do that? And I'm just saying what made you stay? Yeah? Good man? They can make them real dunna. Yea, he cooked your way. You was gonna leave him that nick back? Take that, I get it there, gonna want more chance. That's some soft meat you got there, Babor, Well, you made him at in Atlanta. You had to go all the way to Atlanta met the nigga stay three blocks from you, y'all from a let y'all drow down here with that hell yeah cut shirt early when the team bro, this's a real nigga ship. Y'all just don't know. Like when people come out and support it, I'll be crying because I know these ain't the type of niggas who come to comedy show, bro. These are type of nigga who go to court with the bill money right here like that's how all the and then they'll be talking to the joil where there ain't ship. Bro, ain't doing no probation. I bought that weak man. Don't let him put you on that ship. Shout out to all the ladies and he who got that girl alone, Take that bitch, off. You ain't gonna build to enjoy the show all the way because it's on too tight. You're trying to give no, take that bitch out so you can have for for real. You head it on full hour now your titted sweating right here, that underparter and titt to stick in here. Take that boy ship out. How you doing looking you think he's gonna ring? Yeah, the whole knight he outfit on, ready to go jog and like a mother? What's you're doing? Liberal? That little bro said them dying bad? He got two us? You got that loud coul What you got twoin a dollar? Or man, give me fifteen and smoke the rest that ship. I'm trying to support you. Where all the rich as women that I heard Birmingham had a lot of ladies down here to see dope. I'm trying to get cuffed. I want one of them big as grandma keys driving this bitches bits with the police called with the twenty six is on it, two Alabama flags on the back with the atlashes on the front of the crown vic But are you seeing the crown thing with the atlashes on the front? Ran through this bit? Who is that gangster? Bitch with the twenty six is in the atlashes on the Crown VIC trying to pull my dick out on the front seat. We got any single ladies here tonight. Nobody singlebout all the way single. And you ain't texting nobody. How long you've been single? Long time? You forgot what you're looking for in the nigger. It's just a good personality funck everything else, just why you can't be honest. You don't give a funk about no good person Now you've been singing along time you want some good dick, Tell the truth. You don't niggle some good dick that can cut some grass. Nigga put an alternate on be specific this Birmingham. That nigga in here right now. It's some nigga looking at you right now. I like the girl with a little bird. He up there. You can't see him, but he can see you. Ma'am. You said you're singing to how long? Two years? What the fund? That puss are gonna close up like eyring hole? What you're doing? Say? What? Ain't no lord niggas what that means? I'm just saying what that means to you? What's loyal? You're thinking nick ain't a good nigga because he got some pussy. You just don't understand when the nigga had been good, that's when he gets all the pussy because the women see how good he treating you and be like, damn, I'm gonna get on some pussy. So don't let that thing like, don't let that change your perspective of a nigga. He can't turn down all that pussy. He's been trying, trust me, and nigga be out here trying, and it ain't no reward when you turn to pussy down. Fellas, don't you go home and regret when you turn the pussy down. Sometime you just be sitting there like, man, funk she gonna accuse me or keep sucking these holds and then the business I could be fucking, I'd be having to ignored they. But because I'm sorr cool fast, I should bear to write this ship off on my taxes and summer at least get a break on my insurance and something. Don't know about to give a funk when you tell the holes no, I will my nigga because I'm tired of this ship. I'm tired of being accuser. Fucking needs. Hold, Bro, you're out here being a good black man and ship, and then all you come out you would needs, you would need how you like? Bit if you only knew the half of it. You know I had to cut all my holes off just to funk with you. You that she is stressful on the real nigger, Bro, that nigga just be sitting at home. Don't even be looking at the TV. Just be looking up at the ceiling. Bro, We'll be thinking of all the holes who really just want to suck everything, but we can't come. We love your stupid ass, can tell her your girl don't even love y'all all the way she's hitting you with the quick dick suck every time. Look at the fellas laughing silently. Got the quick dick suck earlier? You know what? The quick dick suck here. That's when you want them here. Every real bad you get about thirty three second one, you're ready? Ready? What's in my head? Women? Selfish? Just fuck? I want you to eat puss into your ears. Lock up. You can't even but you have eight pussies, so long you come here no more? Yeah, I think I gotta call you back. I can't hear then I'll leave you down there, bro, you have eight the pussies. I only have to pop your jaw back ship shit, tell me out, yes, I knock your food on the floor. Evil lad want look your niggers won't even look up right now? Man, he pussies at last thursty he just finished on the way here. Huh oh for real, you're a good at listen, and you found a bitch looked just like a nigger. That ship crazy. The bitch got a hat on everything, and she got all the nigger accessories boots about. Don't hear them titties? Well, what the titties there? Girl? He hit the ship out them till they got eight brows on titny bigger fun catching bitch at home with a double d out in public noted this talking loud, shut up, you funk about no lesbion. What ain't nobody man? You think y'all do y'all think y'all did somebody taking two awful puzzies off the market. Y'all ain't the type of bitches nobody in here won't ain't now nigga here saying like damn she was cute. Take that goddamn defective ad pos so what they're gonna do. Not give me something. I don't give a fuck what I lost two best friends. I give less than a ship. I can't believe y'all laughing at this ship bron these jokes for me and that nigger up there? How you doing? Miss? Let you look like such a good lady, type of lady. Curl her hand to kitchen, funk with you. I know you got a little burn mark on your ill. What's your name? What's little kill? You drive a kill? You don't have a kill? Your single? I knew it by the little curl about your ear, that little ir curl. Let me know you were looking for a name? How long you've been singing? Goddamn we been in jaalous, she said three years? Was ain't hitting fifteen? That nigga up there with my cousin, I'm I'm convinced the rest of y'all this ad them niggas is over there like me. What this what you're looking for in the man? Somebody who treated mother? Well? Hell yeah, you ain't gonna even get to see the nigger mama or a minute. You stay optimistic, you think, and nig is just gonna come here. Let me show you how I treat mom. You're gonna be out here for a minute. It wasn't gotta be real good for a nigga introduce you to his mama. Mama, come here, just the one I was telling you about. Make that good macaroni suck. They're in the living room this huh. But y're gonna get enough. And introducing to your girl to your mama, it ain't never the nice ones that she liked. You give meet a chick with a college master's degree, her own business. She's got some money saved up, she go to church every Sunday. That ain't even the one your mama like. Your mama liked the bitch who lokire stripper. Yeah, you introduced it to your mama. On accident. Your mama caught you coming at the wall mart. Hey mama, this killed. Don't look at me like they kill. All right, I leave you. Ask for burdeness, birdness, What are you doing? You got some kids? You don't? I don't trust that. Why not? Why ain't you no kids? Why not? Why not? Everybody in Birmingham got some kids. Don't nobody believe in you? You're proud of that. Mm hmmm, y'all ain't got good pussy. Good pussy of women in here. Got a new to yo, fucking tell mut every niggauck getting up pregnant on perfect, Leave it in there, Leave it in there. I wanted a little boy. I want a little boy. Wow, look at the good pussy of women. They ain't even looking up eating their chicken. Talk your ship, bro, man, who you in here with no I could tell? I'll hope and you wasn't here with your name. You got all the ty out here. I see the brown part every time you laugh, a little area, all the peak out now, don't put them up. I appreciate it. It's inspiration and keeping me going. I give a funk about them people up there, them tities right there. As long as I can make that little nipple poke out, I know I'm cooking something. Who are bro? You're gonna be here for a little bit trying to have them braids? You got them a little bit, a little bit start right though, But nigger braid a look like a kid can't sitting up though. Wait, just wait to flash so you don't brave. He's gonna give you the bid. What's up, o J. You got the blaze on what's up? Ge How are you living here looking like a good father and ship like? It's something about the saying the community college you're digging? Yeah, all right, that's your later? Yeah yeah, y'all fu with eighty five South show? Be watching it at the crib. I just don't believe you my name for some reason. I just think you were just looking for some ship to do and just ended up here. Who watched the eighty five South Show? See that's why I don't believe you. You see how belligerent they got you was too cool? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this isn't the nigger one of your uncle friends. Hey, hey, Randy and n Yeah telling Steve's out here? How you doing this later with the head wrap selling that No that juice you got the hear wrap. Your nigger got the dreads. Y'all take time and grease in each other's scout. Be sitting there listening to Jill Scott? Is it the way you love? Oh? Ship Nis with Dred is either be killers or computer geeks, ain't no in between. All right, we're get ready to move on. I don't like how y'all judging me now. I head you all until I got into the argument with the lesbians and dan yea, then y'all turned your back on me. I don't want to be no aggression lesbian couples. If y'all want to shoot some three pointers or something after this, take it to the court, settle a beef. Kids, stop looking at me like that. I fuck your curls out because you're looking at me with the as like yeah, you can get it. I don't know if I want some pussy that's been off the market for two years, though you probably need an OX cord to plug up to that. Plus and puss ain't got no blue tooth. Yeah, I know, bro, I'm outing for most of my life up, trust me, I know I had to live this ship. Shout out down my niggas, who about a three pack of condom? Where one and go row the rest of the time, you were that first one like you was a good nigger, and then she believes you. Now, y'all, trust is up. Women got too much confidence in their birth control, they think because the doctor that stuck the i U D and then they could just funk all free. That ain't even for everybody. I had an I U D. Grab my dick like a torrantal name I pulled my ship out. I'm wearing the birth control now I'm walking around the house talking ship. You can get this, dick, I'm on birth control. God damn, I U d string all around here. I'm good. Shout out to all my niggas who come quick and blame it on her. It's not everywhere you're nodded this you baby, just all yours pus it wet. You see how people want to land but they co workers in here and like they want to land, but they don't know the people they're sitting back. They had to laugh a little bit. I don't give a ship. I got my money. Bro, will your day that she ain't coming. They're gonna huh you at work? She did at work. You're just gonna sit there by yourself. Bro, you look pathetic at him. Ain't None of this ship is gonna really be fun. And knowing your girl at work with her work husband laughing. That's on work. Ship out. Have been saying, seas and even spot that you're spooping it, fop boy, send me on statistics and stop. Yeah, oh, I can't splay long that she hurt on it. Fellas, don't never try to find out if your girl cheating, Bro, she is just make sure you're good, say a quiet ship. Got stop investigating fellas she cheating. Trust me and the nigga she cheating on you. It is way better than you and nigga taller. He got more money saved up. He exfoliate, and they give a funk about her feelings. He listens. He got two cars. He don't even dry then other one. He's talking about getting that one to hr. Look at the nigga like, bro, for real, Yes, he's a great nigger. Just know that you lucky. Your replacement already been replaced. Look, nigger, that's your girl choked that bit. She didn't let everybody know that your replacement is in there. You want you met on the lad all right, bro, just no, make sure you want a rubber. She's gonna you're as standing laying for some results. They got athletes foot now, Oh, let me stop, bro, y'all, don't let me get too comp But I feel like I'm at the crib sitting there. Goddamn old a chill chi smell like segregation. They're gonna get a chip back to the white man who they got black man setting your chair, bullshit, take it back outside chairs for white man only. You want me to keep talking to bring the rest of these things, because they I bring them back, they're gonna talk way more ship than me. Oh look, before I bring a pam, play me some real pimp ship, like on the good talk. You know what I'm saying on the guitar, because we're down here in Hoover, Alabama, world, damn coastal dollar. Ain't no easy winds down there in hand. Yeah. Dedicated to all the women who've been singing longer than three hundred and sixty five days. To that bad bitch who met a new nigger in the line, to my nigga who drove down here from the airlift service from Atlanta, my mother, they're gonna be left side who keep getting the cues of sucking these holes. And he really ain't doing ship but being a good faithful black men, because black men don't even cheat. To my girl bird nest on the front, who looking for a nigger with a great personality. Yeah, to my name a little braids. You thought I forgot nigga, Hell no, this is just the fun. As intro shout out to my nigger who girl at work, don't worry about that ship. My name, Yeah to the girl with the motherfucking hair rat with the knight in the front. Nigger got dreads. He's gonna slick his edges down while she's slicking us down to night too. Yeah, they're sharing do rags in their house. Shout out to all my niggas who got their own crib but don't have no towels. Nigger washing this nuts with a dish ray. For those of you who don't know me, my name is Carlos Miller. I'm a magnificent motherfucker. I want to introduce you to my brothers, Me and this nigga right here. We've been kicking off the old school ship Wild Announces. They put us on you know what I'm saying, all the way out of d C. You know that's the district of Columbia. Yeah, show some love my nigga, Chico Bean. You already know who the third member this ship is. Can catch this nigga all day every day on MTV hosting TRL that's the one you gotta push in. He represents the West side of Atlanta. Somebody give me an ink pin or something. Black folks ship, anybody in the church, you know how to turn this bitch on sending that tall white dude down here. Bro, But don't let that funk up to intro because this nigga right here at the west side of Atlanta. He the host every day of mt V t r L And if you did some function on Instagram, he roasted your ass. Chose a little my nigga d C. I'm flying. Yeah, that nigga sank his ass off. It's a lot of single ladies in your DC who ain't handing nig in three or four years. It's t them youth paths be take your time, brother, Wow wow wow wow, wow, wow wow wow. Welcome to start with these little bitty braves. Oh, take your hood off, niggle, take your hood off, niggle. Take your motherfucking hoot off the niggle. I told you, hey, flying, Can I see that? Think it praised little like a kick chat? Hey y'all remember the whole snake game on that no killing poll. I then got a high school in this motherfuck Oh my god, Oh that need but again that has style. Good time. I'm like going have birth damn ship. What that nigga had him stole the phone? Oh yeah, what happened? You didn't took it off. Now, don't put it back on. Leave it And I would not approved, motherfuck brave tighter here that ni brow waiting up him. Oh my, getting that sh hurt somebody to say this, nigga some bundles. You need some extra hair on the back of that that you didn't shoot, didn't bundle's name? Oh ship shout out to the lady who braided that ship. She stole your money. Who haven't broken that ship? Fingers strong dinner bit I said she had the Grip group crown in that big spider crip its spider ground grip grip grip grip grip grip grip grip grip grip and easy grip grip grip grip grip. Can't you grip grip grip grip easy that grip group in the group, can your grip grip? Baby? Can you grip group? Let me see your grip group. Amen. We're gonna pray for the brother in the front with the little bitty breeds. He may mine. A lot of people said God can't, But I know God will you too. My brother can have some breeds. You just gotta have faith and some grip grip and some grip grip grip ground easy beat a spider grip grip grien cripp greed. How can your grip one more time? DC? Creed? Can you gri grip grip grip grip grip grip? Is busy spider grip grip bru? Is he is his spider grip grip grip grip? Is he busy spider grip? Your grip grouf roll Burmaham heard by A Burnham, who wrong with you? Like DC? He say we're about to get everybody. We gotta get everybody in burn had one time to respect the grip that it took to make them shift. So Burnham one time? Is he busy spider grip? Is his business spider grip? The PC business spider girl is business suders he bitchy spider grip? That is it business spider gud? That is he business spider grid is business spider group? Is he been abouder grip? Is he business spider group? Is he business spider grip? It s busy spider grip? She had damn it's it bitchy spider grip that they could be stilling to put it over? Take that with? How long that ship take, bro, three days didn't take you long. It didn't take long. You lie like a motherfucking nay. That ship took forever. And then you got to look like you got some dreads laid down on the top of your ship. Damn. What's your name? Dug nigger nineteen yeah, nineteen. That made your stop strongest funk. That's why that should ain't bother you. She was that nig like in here that we got. Dug du did some game from a nigga older than you. Bro. If a girl ever tell you to do her first, then she's gonna do you. You ain't gonna get done, bro. I don't want you to get tricked out here, ain't He looked like to do that markin lines and Will Smith Scar a bad boy too, ship nigga. You at least thirty you at least thirty. Ah, that grip all right? What couse the sky the egg labber? Oh, you ain't know. He man's right that work for the Many league. He got domn do to who he do the bands with the bell and ship popcorn popcorn popcorn, We got hat popcorn nuts. My man be down at the mint of league. Yep, at the popcorn, popcorn, nuts, and ning popcorn. Get your popcorn popcorn nuts. So nigga up and nigger got even ten. You don't let him slide, cause you know the bears to it all. What you do. He's like, nigger, that ain't that ain't what I do. Oh? So you the nigga that running the niggas did to do the popcorn? You're like, you put that in the beard. Here, everybody get three popcorns in the band. O'kay? You the headquarter. Okay, the popcorn coordinator, the popcorn coordinator. Let's see what's going on. They could be having meetings and ship about. Look, I need everybody to meet me up at one third. Can we have a group meeting? Yeah? So from what I see, I feel like you guys have been given away popcorn for free. Now now let's count in. Listen, listen, listen. You know I respect the fact that everybody got a job to do, but it's my job to make sure that your job has done right. So I'm gonna need you to charge everybody five. So you say we're stilling, listen, let's put my life on the line of this stamp. Look, look, look, look, do you see how hard it is to go down these steps. List this span, look up, Listen, listen, listen. I'm not saying. I'm not saying you don't do your jobs. You know how hard it is to come back. You said you want another popcorn that. That's not what I'm saying. What are you saying, Bro, I'm not saying that you guys don't do your job. Well, I'm what you're saying. I'm just saying you guys need to pay more attention to detail. All right. It's people in here that want popcorn and nuts. You deliver popcorn and nuts. It's my job to make sure that the pop giving them nuts. You're not giving them enough nuts. So you're giving them enough nuts. No you're not. So you're trying to tell me how many nuts I'm giving. Yes I am, Bro. You ain't not there when I'm busting nuts. When I'm out there on the hustle. Bro, you just sit back, look at the paperwork. Bro, you don't know what it's like. I gotta need conversus nis real top. That's what you be doing. You be having had the meetings like that, yet have a corporate me too. Motherfucker's scoops. It ain't hard ship. I worked for the Baseball League one time I was doing that same ship. That's why actually didn't have even change. I used to be stealing like a mother. You got even changed this. You gotta do it a ship you gotta get to that's crazy. Every nigger, I don't care who you is, if you're a nigger from the hood, even if you ate the nigger from the hood, you'd have had a scheme before a look at everybody, every nigger like, you know that ship real because they don't even say yeah, they were like, nigga ship sound twenty five. Don't get a little humble nigger. They can feel good making a little I feel like that's what see, that's when you got it. You you're real because you know when to stop. When you're steal in that work. You set your gold, then you quit. It's when you get greedy, when you can get Look at my nigger from the nook. He was like, right, my nigger, you can't. You can't still places two weeks. Just like if you go and play it on still in the hundred, don't still one fifty. You was grouting with the hundred. You should have just stopped. This is how you gotta do it. You can't off the deep end. You can't still a thousand. You just got caught still a humble be there for three years you had a hand a thousand. This is stupid nigga on how you gotta part and ship? Like, hey it donna worry about that a hand of the day exactly. The pain go away man, mom and my cousin was working at the amusement park six flags. Man. They was busting heads when you go and play the little games and you get the motherfucker's that dollar and they put that ship in the sack. They was putting their ship in a whole another sack. Nigger. They was going back every day with thirteen dollars. Only thirteen people played the game. Hell yeah, it was a slowly a g I don't know where the rest of that ship. And you ever pulled up in the window at the fast food restaurant and realized they're stealing, so you started adding extra ship because you know they can't put it in the register like you saw the nigga put the five and if yeah, I ain't get my path either. Yeah, my friends not in the bad and they got now drinking upright but now don't pull. I don't pull, pull, pull off. We gotta be disrespectful in that window, my nigga. First of all, I don't know what's up with niggas in the cup of water, But these motherfucker's got the smallest cups behind that counter. When you asked them for some war, you want to come the water, Okay, here you go. I'm like, nigga, what I'm gonna do with this? Get some water or pay for a drink? Asshole like nigga, what the fuck? This ship is crazy. I'm trying to punish you for their bad decisions. I'm the type of nigger go off about my extra sauce. No, nigger, you gotta pay a quarter for Actually, you gotta pay a quarter. I ain't paying no goddamn quarter. You're crazy. Mcdonaldan sold me twenty goddamn nugging for a dollar nine and nine. Then gonna get me to God damn sus slap all this ship off the rest damn saucers to eat one. It's gonna be a quarter. You got a quarter for another song? What I hate though? I just left change. I left by eight and I said, let me get let me get an Instron the most for eight piece in here. Don't try me then, she like, oh and I got an Astra twenty. I'll be patting black going that can't beach you want to do that. I'm trying to help this brocains establishment. And that's the thing you got think my daddy pitt is, fuck my daddy that made defaults. That Chevron counter the whole got them registered down for three dollars. Chevron been shut down. Folk got damn out that nig in there going off, Bitch, I gave you a motherfucker twenty bill. Bitch, y'all have been three dollar worker gang. The motherfucker pump to stop on seven team, bitch, what call the motherfucking people. I'll be right here by the juice. Know the nigga maint been then when he put it living like that all right here. Yeah, this is kind of decent colors. Yeah, like cocaine and motherfucker. This is the stage to find hobbies performed on when they first made it. Nigger, I've got nothing but love for you, baby. I don't know that I've got nothing but love for you. BE got nothing for you. Be ship y'all don't know. I don't know, but love for you be I can't saying that. That was one of a motherfucker's soul. Man. What that was one of the fall the seas ever in the movie when the Niggers had to sing that ship when they in Alabama, when they got pored on a matter of fact, they got poored on Alabama. Had to see that ship singing group. Why don't y'all sing something Nigga and something from the Negro spiritual and niggas was like this, goddamn, but love for you got nothing but you sound church nigga, Nigga. That ship was sad as fuck you just like I ain't never going down there. And then you come to Alabama and see all these niggas, It's like, oh they was hiding y'all. Damn. That's why I keep talking about nobody having harder than negroes. Bro, Oh Negros. The Negroes shut a negro. I think that hurt worse than Nigga's. Negroes headed hard. They had to march in church, shoe, Bro, Nigga, I don't know how they do it. What never know? Short way neither Bro, Mama Mama mart from Birmingham to all. Don't get the church shoes and a bottle of water. Mar Luther King used to get carried sometimes like a funk. That ship they could come on. They ain't gonna sut the camera down then that and you know what made me have a respect for them niggas. My cop broke down one time, right, I had it. I used to have a saddened view. That motherfucker used to break down like every other week like a pay scale. Nigga and I had to walk home one night after a win and I had them hard bottoms on. Man, it was like a mile and a half my nigga. I was like, I don't know how my Luther King and them niggas did this ship. Man, my feet was on fire. I took my shoe off. Nigga, look remember, I'm gonna get you sucker. When the nigga ship got to swell it up, that's what it felt like. I don't know how the niggas did that ship hurt. That's why when they started throwing the rocks and nigga took the funk out, her nigy got they got they thought I get mad watching the civil rights foot because they make they want to make you think that niggas ain't fight back. It's the footage somewhere us some niggas whooping a German ship as. Let that don't go. If you want to let the guy damn, don't go. Let it go. Okay, let the motherfucker go there. I had a doll flat. Oh you go pare your master back? How you let him go? DC? Let him go? Ah. I won't see that footage exactly. I just don't like how sad the music be from back in them times, like I mean not just like not going all the way back to the ship that niggas used to singing them slave movies didn't be the scariest songs. Like you heard that ship in the middle of the night and woke you out your sleep, like you would be terrified and be fo I b a sleeve, I be beared in my grave. Hello, Hello, Ni, I just heard the nigger name Earl singing in my ship. Nigga, what the fun is going on? Follow the drinking good? Like, nigga, can't you imagine like you think you'd be a slave. I don't think I could have did it, man. I wake up the next morning all my nigga that ran off in the middle of the night. Didn't tell me. Now, I gotta word twice. It hard where chicoing d C. I don't know messes, but you know nigga trying to wake you up with your drunk hand. Go ahead, go ahead, and nigga was talking ships. Let let go, let go, let go. How do they got a run? They make down that No, they're moving fast, trying to not have to make no noise. Amen, Hey man, that's what I'm saying. That's why Harriet Tubman is the baddest motherfucker to ever walking. Pat that's a big big man. You know how gangs that you gotta be to escape from slavery and then say, you know what, I'm gonna go back get some mold niggers and then get them niggers out and be like this ain't enough. I'm gonna go back get some mold, over and over again. That bitch was a gangster. With all the new technology we just and now this year that Harrod tilled me had fat ass and she was fine. No I wasn't. That's what they want you to believe. You see your Harrod tull machine cute, but it's always just right here with the rain on they got the new picture with the color she got A fat ass was following her, are well, black men are following fat ass anywhere, then we're going off. That's yeah's just going from tree to tree. Hell yeah, yo, this nigga DC got the mask. They definitely wouldn't have caught you, Niggy. The way you run, you run so smooth. Nick I can't even make my feet that ship. You not know how hard it is. Not the steph hole leaves were not really trying to get the funk home. He see the nigger to get away and leave you because you can't do this. I can't nobody else walk like that. Then exactly they're gonna get bro. You know, black folks, even though in under the worst condition, we'll make the best of You know, niggas was that the pick and cotton roasting all goddamn day? You know that all day? Are you looking at nigga cool? Ain't got one ft one leg? Somebody pushed them exactly, you know, fun up? That is man, you had to come back on the field after they chopped your foot of the that's fun up. They got your whole ship cut off. They're like, yeah, I'm looking at the nigger who told, oh y'all nis going to hell, BROI tough my ancestors last. I like the motherfucker. They liked it. They Nikels in Alabama tell saying that ship we didn't came a long way. Usually it was the sixties, nigger. Goddamn one of them old white men with that big hat on the being here all right, nothing this goddamn conger gating going on around this small a fucker. Listen here, guys, we don't mean to bust up the show, but by leading the fire coat, so we're gonna have to ship the whole thing down. You always saying fire coat black attracts heat, so you might start a fur that's gonna make it at least thirteen and fourteen degrees how or when the fire starts. So we're gonna have we're gonna have to use two trucks, and the other truck is down in Mobile Hills. Score the safety over all the people involved down there. We're just gonna get everybody out and try to you know, it's really a fire code man. And then you got the guy there with the little braids. You know how quick those will catch? Oh my god, oh those so fast that's how we got the news. Somebody called and said, hey, he's a little guy up there with some little braids. That's it's fire catchable. I mean, I'm not that's exactly how it happened. So I'm not here to spoil the fund. But if we could at least just get the guy with the little braids up here by a door or something, we could. Yeah, we're gonna have to move you close to the door. Look at kills light, none of this ship. Who was you with the girl that was eating ice cream? No, he ain't with her, She by herself. She rather together, what I'm saying, by herself. They just rolled together. Yeah, y'all together. They best friends. Cool. So you may tell me you got that ice cream? Then you're about to put French fries on top of that, you freaking you freaking listen, she said salty and sweet? You like salty and sweet? Freaking I love a big Yeah, I tell you that's all right. It did, just so I can show you tut y'all. That's how you mean? You got about two bits? You want to get up? Get over Helvis, can't he breathe? Yeah, we're gonna have to do this ship tomorrow. I'm going to finish this ship. I don't think I come move the big women. Have you tired than the motherfucker boy? And they DC looked like somebody knocked him out his wheel chain. You're stupid and they look like somebody knocked him out his wheel chain. You gotta let you let me loose DC more your legs, bro, I can't move your leg You got the Joe Swanson lives. Damn the whole person. Put it up. Put up? Oh yeah, let that person. I don't feel gonna sleep on Damn that person made out of ELM. They can let me see that motherfucker God let called him in a person? Whoa she gotta call him in a person. It's a Dirranks though. But I can't fun with that, you know, motherfucker boss When they going and said, no, I don't need my ship made out of ELM for I can't getting no other type of furred this ship beautiful. You made this yourself. You know you don't get some push your girl the first like that, Oh yeah you got then you didn't like them other bitches. But what is this then? Bitch, this person I'm gonna get you said you need Michael Cole's first go to church. They wouldn't be bound here boogeer. You see how they were laughing when you drop yourself under the bigger exactly when they didn't at you. I have to bring that to be laughing while sleep, they'd be looking at you. Take a picture to look at it. I sucked the ship out of him, lady lady, quick question. Did y'all y'all take pride in sucking the ship out of there? The truth? Don't you? When out of there? I'll be trying to figure out sometimes when I'll be working, I'm like, but f me like she did a little something, but I did majority of the movement, you know, So when do y'all fuck us? How do y'all determine? How do you out? We fall to sleeping media? No bit. I was, oh, yeah, that's the that's the real ship right then. The bust is then to go to sleep. Man, That's the thing. You don't even remember going to sleep. You just remember waking up. What the fun? It's not a third in the night. We was sucking that too. You don't took you don't want to sleep, not a nap, so I don't want to know when when do y'all say that? Y'all us like, how did y'all know not going to sleep? Because that's not gonna work for me. I'm tired all the time. Y'all don't know any ladies. Ain't nobody being here with boyfriends? Oh, y'all, we was just saying, well, yeah, asked def doing that. Yeah, but y'all that, yeah, I don't know she like dead this. How do we know we'll be fucking if you ain't never felt a sleep with that condom? Last? Ain't she said, because we last longer than they do. Y'all be talking ships uptimes too, you know damn well, you don't want to sun again. You just want to sunk with a nigger confidence. Come on baby again, bitch, see empty. We don't get what you say. Women don't know how to count fun time. Time start as soon as you get naked once. We both always niked, that's all. Yeah, man, y'all want to do goofy ship like before you giving nike to pussy to sit there and just play with the naked dick the whole time wasting right there. Don't touch me bit my dick, Simpson. I'm ready when I say I'm ready, let's go now now anything else, No, bitch, don't grind on me, don't do none of that. This could be this Sunday. This is one of the freaking days of the week, she said. When when we last you had a bit to play with you all night, you did your hard and soon you get a pussy You come quick? What it did? My dick was hard at nine, you sucked me at two. Yeah, we don't watch three episodes of Sports Center sitting there here. Bullshit, you're mad. I've been mad for five hours. Are you talking about hard? You're playing not right now? Maybe want you to feel guilty about this ship, No, you feel guilty about coming quick? Blame it on her. That's you. Ain't nobody tell you to do that. That puss over here and then expect me to just lay long. I'm not rocket. I I don't kill Who are you gonna tell I denied this? When you kill him? All y'all business? Lying on y'all pussy Okay, I got you, newbody, were never done. That's why I you know what I mean? I can't. I'm one of them niggas. I salute to all the niggas that got the strong pullout game because I don't. My ship is weak than the motherfucker nigga. My ship weaker than this couch. I guarantee it, because I always misjudge. Whatever the last pump gonna be there, I can't. I mean, I gotta count down. Don't know if nigga's door, but I gotta countdown. I started from like ten, like ten nine, and ladies, I'm gonna tell ya a lot of y'all think y'all know when y'all man about the nut, But you don't you think you know because he's shaking and all types of ship like that. That ain't it. That nigger probably gotta cramp and as told, and he didn't even know work, and he trying to work his way through that ship. This is how you know your nigg about the nut when he hitting that motherfucker about about and all of a sudden he stopped and say, this ship good to the motherfucker. Ain'tybody you like this ship? Don't you look at me? Give me kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss, give me a kiss. I love you. I love you, You're my motherfucking baby. I love to ship out you ship, Oh ship, that nigg about the nut like a motherfucker. He's trying to talk his way through that nuting nigger. That's what he's doing, nigg And I always did, I go till nine ship. Yeah, goddamn, I'm so glad you can't to visit me, you hunger. Then they got these furry red persons, I said, she one of those seven six five three? Uh ship. Then y'all always asked that dumb ask question. Did you nothing me? Go chat? You'll see. Did y'all be liking that ship? Let me? That's the thing you've been there? Oh my god, it's a lock out out, I know, but it was a lot in there. You got all of it? Did you nothing me? I just noted in both for us exactly. Got not coming out of your leg everywhere on my shoulder, on the fan, it's on the ceiling fan. Sound like you're trying to land the plane. You ever had that ship where you're just making noise. Ain't got ship to do it, boy, Sound like sound shoulder locked, Sound like you were a condent nigger. I'm pulling out there. Nobody that better be in in reach either. I don't know. I don't look around when I pull out. I just pull out. So somebody there block block I'm pulling out. It'd be fire too to watch their faces. Don't know you about to do it. Oh yeah, that's that that for real, that pullout ship man. I'm just I didn't hear every time I didn't tried, Nigga. I feel horribly man, and as I never forget, like this changed my perspective on pulling out. Like my baby, listen, I'm gonna tell you some ship. This some real ship man that happened to me that traumatize me. Nigga, thank you d C. Story time. So me and my baby, Me and my baby mama fucking right, and she on top and you know what I mean. You know when y'all get on top, ladies, you like that, you know is shot nigga show out. So we're doing we're playing to pull out game. She riding and digging ship and I'm like, nigger, you know, ladies, you think like I said, you think when your man shaking, when that nigga lives go from like this to just hi ship straight out, I'm like, I think I'm out the nut. Baby. She's like, no, you're not I'm like, cool U, because you want to be a man. I'm like, all right, keep going ship, Nigga, she got the bouncing on my ship. I'm like, I'm about the nun. She's like right now. I'm like, yeah, I'm about the nun. She's like really, I'm like, get your ass the funk up. Nigga. Swea to god, she jumped off my dick. I looked down and nut it in my own face. Nigga, shat this the motherfucking story, that nigger, that happened. That happened. That is a true story. Fuck that nigga. That's what I'm saying. I couldn't be mad at her. Nigga. She laughed me out into this day. If we ever act like we're about to get into something to you, like I nigga sunk around, nut on your face again, chilled out. But if thin't get how long did you wait until you guys, that's skit of your face again? Remember you didn't everybody everything up. That's what lets you know you getting old when you're nuts, stopped having that range on it that it used to have like felt as you remember back in the day, you would be able to just check out a fire. You can hit everything you shot on the like Spider Man. Nick stop y'all niggas, y'all niggas tripping it may ain't no ships, stop setting out files. That's but you know you're getting older when you Sometimes I bust nuts, I don't know where they are. Every nigger here thirty something, tell you don't know what? Where's that? You walk into bed and the ship on the bottom of your foot. I don't know how I know it on the bottom of exactly. I ain't even see it come out. It's a surprise to me too. That's what I'm saying. Ladies, fellas go through a version of menopause too. When you when you bust that nut and it just come out and run down your own dick and hit your balls, you'd be like, oh ship, no, nigga, what the funk happened? Got no distance on the No more like you're going through menopause and to get out of the game. That nigga said. He that's scary too, cause you imagine that thing you're busting nuting and you know what. Nobody around, but you get looking for them. You threw fucking you have made the bed up everything you still ain't found this nuting is this nuts? It's on your back the whole time you need. It's in the cloud, on the back of your T shirt. I smell it, trying to I smell it. You don't know what the ship exactly. Shout out to all the ladies, and hear that squirters who only want to squirt on your side of the bid. Nigger got the flu land in the West, but I love with the fan on now you have got the goddamn flu. Them some real niggers right there, they don't have had the flu from landing in the West. But right he said two times nigger, and I ain't got no health insance, you don't had the flu. The temptation like, look like I'm gonna ask you all the question. We're gonna try to settle this right now on the eight five South. You're gonna get is squirt piss, Yes it is it is. Do y'all know that we don't give an you do it? Trick us? We're stupid. We may and trick us go home the night and pee on your nigga. Watch how your relationship go up a level that nigga fall right back in love with you. You're gonna announce when you come in Walmart, Ladies and gentlemen, my baby is coming in. Hey, nigga, he's just about to do that, like the nigga from the circus, Ladies and gentlemen, all the way from Birmingham, Alabama. It's wet, wet, my baby. It been I be yellow. You talking about I don't want to bus to p on me. He's thinking that. Nigga said, it's smelled like piss. That piss. I know what it is. Ladies, y'all stay away from nigga. That's the type of nigga who'll be smelling nig who he's smelling the and when you get it, that should be bunking man set that what the hell out of here? Be's and oh goddamn squirk, let's get an I love. I know your neighbor got right. Yeah, damn what that is stupid? Oh my god, this is the South Show. This is the podcast for all the women who squirky but they know they're paying on the nigger. We manu that you're mad? Who mean, I'm just you said No, I'm just saying. I mean what it is if it p and p man, you know ship that's the ni to say right there. I mean, you don't hit me fucking you know what I mean. Ship happens if anytime, if anything, I need to get me out of jail, you know what's happening. They gotta be on the phone, like bet you paid on me, you need you owe me? What? Go ahead, drop that little tooth doll. Don't get a nigga, alright, I got like ten momentute though what you're doing. Niggas always talked like that when they try to make light of a situation. I mean, yeah, it's it means it's an old car, nigga, but it run and give me what I need to go. Really what it is, broy be thankful you from the hood, baby, thankful trying to live up to the dope buds who ain't really got no money, living on the couch. That's how they got money. Ain't got no room. People don't never realize that. Do you realize the whole movie paiding full Mitchell lived in the house with his mama, all that money, all in beamers and all that that nigga lived there home with his mama the whole time they lived in New York. He had to help with their rent. What rent? They're paying taxes on their bed for the year that she was being paid up. Yeah, that's it was on Section eight, especially in the eighties, and most dope dealers live with their grandma or their mama in the wood. She because she can't look. She stayed too in the basement, shouts up, stupid ass up, I need you coming out, get me a rack, sick on me. I don't get out about ground my house. That's stupid ass ship. Don't you talk about her DC. That's my type of woman. Ever she said they shall do, she'd be mad as fun. We great, go to the crib cool. You gotta the type of girl and get an attitude. You pat on me so in the fuck you said you like freaky ship, So you got it, y'all. That damn what that damn doing end that she would see. I'm glad y'all have them lesbian the girls trying to jump on me early girl. You don't even know. Oh, I I thought that was a neked too. Well, you're doing a good time. I got that ship down, you know. The Great didn't want smoke. I thought that was a little webby in this smallment, like oh, ship I indeed, indeed, police is gonna get your hands out of the car, like sir, this is not you, all right, that is me. Yeah, she trying to start some ship earlier. What's you do? What's she saying now? She trying to check me because I looked her girl will Hey, yeah that's some ship. And we were going back and forth like this my wife. Yeah, she ain't saying like, yeah she did my wife. You funking around. But the crazy part is lows and she pissed on her. She go to her right back into a girl. Oh my god, baby, why would you do that? That's when the girl gonna come back piss on in my foot, like damn. You know, real land don't walk the same when they're naked. The dikes don't walk the same when they naked. They turn feminine. They'd be like, you know, this is thinking. We need to get DC a TV show where he just showed different types of walks and he didn't do it the slig all the walks, all the walks, DC time out. Let me tell you how good this and is. D C. Do the popcorn walk all right, now, DC, do the slavery get away walk all right? Do the dyck button neckl walk. Look at that? Look at that booty fat a booty. Yeah, buddists. Now this is this is a question that I have. You know what I mean for you? Uh And this is a real question, like I've been wondering this ship, like what you do? Like when like when you get like cramps and ship on your period, like you just get more like what do you what you do? They begetting cramps? He question because you know what I mean. I got a home girl that's gay, and she like got mad at me one time. Right, she over the Chris is true story. She over the crib and she was like, man, my ship hurt. I say what you ate something? She's like, no nig fit to come on this period. I'm like what right? Oh well, my mama got some pass downstairs, talk about I don't use them. I'm like, well, what what the funk? I ain't think you used nothing, nigger? What the fun? But I was supposed to do. I'm trying to help her out and she wouldn't explain it ship to me. So since we don't know each other, I figured you can help me help her. She said, Now I don't know my nigger. I just taste some mighty all, smoke a blunt nigger and do some push ups. That's the best thing I happened for. Bro, you got a gay home girl. Hell yeah, I gottack you with the gay home girl. She cramming. She said, Bro, this ship might sound weird, but to hold a bit, yeah, you feel like, I don't know, foodful ship, Like do you like to be what you want to be held? Like this thing this cover? Hold you? What time? Make your phones away? Your stomach nigga, real my stomach, real quick man, right, nig got it. He could quick do y'all ever discussed like bringing some dick to the relationship, she said, I got enough, not an option. I gotta draw a full up motherfuer. They need to have a TV show with like lesbian relationship, so we'd be like, hey, all that be doing that stupid and ship, yes, so you can learn. I feel you just snuck that hood back on to Nick. I feel it's all good. He was playing that and the sneaking and the exactly that nigga was like, he's talking to the gay girl about cramps, perfect time, trying to slide back up like a new nigga. Nigga didn't see me all right, kill you are right, you're good hit. I thought you'dave me see me today Chapan. Oh, people already think they're going to see day kill you an't kill He looked like the type of woman suck you to that. Anita Baker nigg on on them like, oh ship, I think I'm not love and this motherfucker into a Catholic church that's what you did. No, no, no, that's what I need the bankers thing like, she says. She had that voice like a motherfucking old Catholic. No, I ain't change need me, no huh and out cho by playing with them. I got it. This thing is that fucking faster that need to banking stupid and oh my god, I think y'all need fas just to see a bitch faith like, no, you just you just got that energy. Yeah yeah, black man, low boy so much that lows how good getting pussy used to be? Like how sight as you used to be to get pussy? Are you used to be able to do all kind of ship when you were young, all fast and hard? Then you get older your nuts hang too low, the fun fast like that you have been in bus three nuts literally my ball loaned like a German ship. But I have when I fun from the back, I had to scoop them. Nigga, time out. You know this is old nigger ship. Before you sit down, you gotta make sure your balls ain't under you. Time out. My nigga loves just nigger around and sit on one of them nuts and feel like you're in labor. Yeah, you're sitting on one of them. That shot page s up to your brain cortex is hurting this nigger attle. He was sucking a bit from the back and hold this old nuts. Grown niggas, No, you gotta your nuts. Don't never stop growing what you my balls? Baby, chill out. Shout out to them ladies who let them grown women balls. No, you gotta coup them up. The ladies like them all day. I have to work balls, not them fresh grown women balls. You know, grown grown women been working on the truck all day in the yard. Balls like you better, bit, We have to grow women balls, grown woman balls. No balls, grow women. They like the nigger been cutting grass all day, putting in a transmission type balls. Nigga may look when we see some ball, Hey, what that bitch that was in the bathroom? Where's she going? Now? Walk up to me? Walk up, you retarded bro. This little camera been on some footage by ship being started working battery being that they're gonna around getting tips yall better heard if you get him. A couple of people already got half the ass out to see anybody get up out of here. They're like calling on any come on the land. Look joke, I sitting in there with the bubble man. Ain't nobody's gonna have a bubble guys like her name? She listened. She didn't fother in that chill. Ain't even gonna be used that motherfucking next show. Something smells funny in heroes that chi. She was sitting in ice cream French Frien. That's a hell of a combo. She freak her stern well, got that little fur on it. Hello, hands get sweety all the time. It's why your hands sweaty all the time. I don't know what's happen for real. Was eating ice cream. She ate ice cream. She had a whole sunday. It wasn't no regular ice cream. She didn't have a scoops. Yeah, cherry is and chocolate and it's a brownie Sunday. Listen I'm just surprised that you're being a negro being able to eat milk. That's crazy, Lactoe, That Lacto ship is real. Anybody else in here, lactose nigger, look at my man stupid that Nike sid and I love beautiful exactly. It show is nigga. Now you see around nigga laptop. Why I'd be mad as a motherfucker. You know how much I love Syriu. I can't eat that ship only all weekends because I don't know. Stomping gonna you some serial Thursday night, you ain't ship. Yeah, you're nervous all next week. You don't know when the ship coming, but you know it's coming. That ship hurt, bro. You might not ship the Tuesday morning. Serious to get good at hair around lantoes, I don't know. I can't that man. And I try to push through serious. Sometimes they get every time I stompeduld be like again, I'm a black man. Had to get surgery day. I know it's there like that. I should be like eat pine any time I eat popine, I don't tell my don't matter if I smell popine. Damn. I should have went the other way. I should have went the other way. Well, you playing bootist act music to get this ship, the soldier boy beater, thelad came my head fur a little lad braid, but thought you were cool on my then kill on, No, no, I bray me up. I'm going to the little dot. I kill on. I love the show head first and hill ain't what they're head full up at. If you with my friend, I let you know every time you're bout the hit the dope, I'm like, put on that hat. Bro. Put on a hat. Bro. If I was your prayer, I like to know every time you about the hitting the dope, ain't my knick. Put on a hat, bro. Put on that hat. Bro, that bro. You've seen them praise you know they wasn't good. That's why you sit in doors where the mom fucking who you know who put on a hat? Put on a head, bro, put on a head, ship can form. We need a niggut with a hat down here, right here now, please bring about three hats. I don't know what side you wear. A seven one eight seven three eight or that being like you got a big hand, let me get an eight in one eight just to bring you fe just by ship and they got ahead of a third baseman. Huh, strike, I didn't play baseball good at hell? Strike you know when we played baseball that with that Niken sell pop go on the nuts. That's my current and out that oh ship. That's how y'all treat the customers. Many who have a brand of head hat sold the club. These couches, Bro, they're gonna give a funk about us. We got a piece of a sexual I'm wondering what the rest of it is. Two pads is? This is what I help Alabama look like. You want nothing? You said you want to be on the prices, right, Oh, I got bro? What the TV doing? Bro, I ain't know we were having to give away. Make sure it'd be working. They had niggas do when they're stealing out of nigger house. Let's make sure if it works. Hurry to look out the window on that ship. I'm gon see, I'm gonna make sure it'll be work. We can't sell it, broke, TV, Nick, go in the car, Go create the car, Go create the car. I don't think it'd be workd uh. Ship. Oh, new walk, new walk, new walk, new walk. You see that new walk, nigga whole new walk to take a TV walk, nigga. That nigga is a legend. Amen, that's exactly how nigga walk. Mr. Still, they got them walks down the DC back out here and show them to show them still the TV walk one more time, Amen, I don't stole the now. So this thing I'm trying to set walk, all right, I'm trying to sell the walk. Look now before I bring the TV out. Now, you know you're gonna buy it for real? Oh it ain't it time that you ain't gonna mad? I ain't you sit work my name. I can show you video work you want to see it. I pluted it up at the hour right here. It works. So if you ain't gonna buy it, I ain't gonna you're gonna buy how much of that? How much you guy? For? Three? Hung? Yeah? I do you're gonna buy Let me see you got three? One? Two to twin? Come on, man, stop playing man, Stop playing man, Stop playing man to twin. Don't worry about you're gonna buy. Bro, Hello, you're gonna buy for I'm gonna line. I'm gonna by let me see all the sit three all right, I'm kind of right back, bro over your trunk of your trupper all right, Walter d C wal d C or trunk ship. Hey man, this is oh my god, I think you can't get caught with that. Oh my god. Oh be a trumper over the trunk. We got any questions before we dip set? Yeah? Good? Did you learn anything? Was his education? Little braids? Wish I could change that n'get hastyle like two K. Let me get on fate right quick. Let me get up. I don't want to be up. Let me see ye change his eyebrows. Huh. You just want my head situation to be sucked up because his his Huh. You can't have my hat. You like my ball head like that? That's how that's your system. Oh yeah, yeah on the low you braided his head for him. Yeah, he worried the ship out and they're gonna take that ship out in the carr one hand too. Yeah, your braids look like Timberland sho strange. That ship crazy is a motherfucker. Just hold your head down like yep. Black Temper's gonna be in the Mr. Elliott video for room. That's that omarion be two K braids right there. You remember Miss Ellie said that it's in your that's what that is. That's my temper. That's a very reminiment. Wing yet right now, man, you ain't trying to about on TV. You you had the remote. Bro. Oh there it is again the walk. Listen. If you ain't learned nothing else you to learn, folt different walks tonight everybody's gonna be is gonna be walking to the car. Baby do the slave walk. Oh, you know somebody's silling. Hey, man, thank you all for coming out to the eighty five South Show. Thank y'all. Hold on one second, bro, y'all do us one favor. Man, y'all let everybody know you came out and had a good time tonight. Put that ship on media. Man, go on YouTube and catch up on all the episodes of the eighty five South Show. Go subscribe, follow us on everything. Man left this it's independent. Man, y'all continue to support this. Hey, we're gonna continue to do. You want to famous, you can do it today. Yep, she'll line up. Let me know, I'm taking boats. Cut it all jail. Yeah, I just wanna before we go, she got deep honor you and honor of you, my brother, for all you've been and all those braids have been for us one more time before we get out of here. Burmaham. What did she had to have a braid? This ship? That grip grip C busy, So we're gonna do it one time? She had that n C busy spider grip that she had that bussy business spine up, spider grill. It's dad, it's bits its spider grill grill. You eat her chicken? What do you? What is she think? She looked like she holding up for you to stick your nuts in it. And that's what I'm put your balls in the basket. DC, That's what I'm trying to down. Told you the ladies was freaking. She's gonna be calling the home girl. Yes, the girl had DC over here, had a whole basket of dead man. I think I had a whole basket I thought at about this real last stake right here. Boy, it's a real man and y'all showed up so much love. Man. We just want to say thank y'all for setting out the second show night man. My name is she down here? Oh look I'm moving down Are you moving out here to be a two bed room for one fifth month? Yep, yep, me in me too. We're gonna be living right out of the lady to braid his head. Oh, we know you. It's a busy spider grill, that's what it is. And then you've never been a big win yet almost happy? Then we need to be win yet, hey, but real brad my hand. We love y'all. Man, Thank y'all for y'all support. You say that you got a v I P ticket, y'all, we're gonna get in the v I P room. Yeah, we got ticket. I'm walking off like the popcorn nick here, y'all. You know your nikers ain't that she's gonna hurt tomorrow, neither been wal dragging and y'all man, thank y'all everybody for coming out. If you have a VP ticket, can y'all regen hen real quick so we can see we're here. Stop cool, because it show looks to me like the niggers ain't playing get niggas ain't playing them, niggas, ain't flaying niggens, ain't playing a fine aby ha aby tie fi pie m hm