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Speaker 1: The Nicky Gliser Podcast. Glaser, here's Nikki. Hello, here I am.

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Speaker 1: It's the Nicky Glazer Podcast. I'm Nicky Glazer. I'm in

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Speaker 1: Saint Louis. Welcome to a very special episode of the

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Speaker 1: Nickey Glazer Podcast. It's an all sunglasses episode. Everyone's wearing sunglasses.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, cool as shit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it started slow. This wasn't a planned The podcast

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Speaker 1: is delayed today because uh Noah and Brian both went

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Speaker 1: out to their car to get the sunglasses to fit

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Speaker 1: the theme that we came up with, medication.

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Speaker 3: It's almost like Halloween.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it does feel like there's a different vibe.

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Speaker 1: And with sunglasses on, I feel so protected. I feel

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Speaker 1: so cool. I feel cool, like almost to the level

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Speaker 1: of smoking a cigarette cool because of how how much

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Speaker 1: it elevates your coolness instantly just visually. So I feel cool.

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Speaker 1: And I also feel like protected and people like don't

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Speaker 1: want to bother me, so I feel like a little

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Speaker 1: bit intro like I can exist. It feels good, but

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Speaker 1: it's weird to do when you're broadcasting. It's like, you're right.

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Speaker 1: Well's Jenny McCarthy does it because she just doesn't want

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Speaker 1: people to look at her aging eyes and it's that

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Speaker 1: is a good trick because that's the first thing that

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Speaker 1: goes it's so smart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you look like but she looks cool. You look

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Speaker 3: like John look like John Mulaney on uh on the

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Speaker 3: seth Meyers during that interview where he wears sunglasses, and

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Speaker 3: you're like, oh, oh.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well yeah yeah, possibly hiding is Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: look like you might be hiding a problem that you're

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Speaker 1: dealing with because the eyes tell all, you know. Really,

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Speaker 1: I was doing a bit. I'm doing a bit about that.

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Speaker 1: Like older women. I used to think that things that

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Speaker 1: are stylish for older women. I used to think are

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Speaker 1: just like those older women are just stylish, but it's

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Speaker 1: really they're just doing things to conceal their age. Like

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Speaker 1: I thought turtlenecks were just meant that you like read

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Speaker 1: a lot of books like you were, just like Diane

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Speaker 1: Keaton just looks smart because she wears turtle necks. But

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Speaker 1: she's smart because she's covering up her neck, which is

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Speaker 1: the part that people don't want to see anymore.

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Speaker 3: Nothing hides her a more than a coffin.

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Speaker 2: And I love that we're taking it back though, like

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Speaker 2: mom jeans who are definitely started to hide the mom

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Speaker 3: And now they're bad.

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Speaker 2: Youth is like appropriating, which I love.

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Speaker 3: On the plane yesterday I saw like she was like,

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Speaker 3: I don't know, seventeen years old wearing or let's say

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Speaker 3: eighteen years old wearing mom jeans, Like really, what.

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Speaker 1: Is a mom jean anymore? Because I just was doing

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Speaker 1: some dunhim shopping. I bought like so many jeans that

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Speaker 1: are coming my way, and I just went crazy. Anya

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Speaker 1: and I were just talking before the podcast about how

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Speaker 1: we are shopping to make ourselves happier. It's your kick

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Speaker 1: up today.

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Speaker 2: I was like, today's a day I need to buy

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Speaker 2: a ton of shit that I'll regret, but it's gonna

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Speaker 2: fill the deep void inside me in a big way,

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Speaker 2: reminding me.

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Speaker 1: Of the Amy Schumer sketch called like new Body. And

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Speaker 1: she goes to shop and Jesse Klein is working at

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Speaker 1: this really high on boutique and she's like, let's buy

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Speaker 1: some clothes for your new body. And she's like, I

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Speaker 1: think my new body is going to be a size too.

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Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, that sounds amazing. I can't

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Speaker 1: wait to see your new body, and so any like

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Speaker 1: puts on a pair of jeans and it's just on her,

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Speaker 1: like she can only fit like up to her ankle,

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Speaker 1: like into these jeans, and she's Jesse Klein is like

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Speaker 1: they're amazing. It's so funny. But that's how I'm fine shopping.

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Speaker 1: I've been like working out more so I'm like, oh

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Speaker 2: It's like vacation self. I'm always like, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: read these four books on this week long vacation, and

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Speaker 2: I don't crack one of them.

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Speaker 1: I brought two with me this weekend on the road.

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Speaker 1: Two books ambitious. I never even grew one, and if

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Speaker 1: I do, it's on my phone. But two shell books.

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Speaker 3: You bring one anything, well, I'll probably gonna finish this one.

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Speaker 3: Then I want to be stuck without a book, so

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Speaker 3: you bring the second one? Is that was?

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Speaker 1: I don't It was just like a wanted variety. It's

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Speaker 1: like when I know I want to decide, and you

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Speaker 1: know what I took a picture of because I wanted

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Speaker 1: to promote Gary Goleman's book called, uh what's it called?

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Speaker 1: It's so good? And obviously it's not because it's not

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Speaker 1: catching enough for me, misfit, But I like I like

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Speaker 1: rest of the letters, and I thought that was very clever. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: it's really good. But I'm reading that and I wanted

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Speaker 1: to promote it. And then I also had the the

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Speaker 1: fucking four Plans or whatever. I'm I'm, you know, crawling

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Speaker 1: through that because I really wanted to absorb in my soul.

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Speaker 1: I'm like trying to read it very slowly. If I

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Speaker 1: miss a sentence, I like, if I'm daydreaming, I gotta

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Speaker 1: go back, like I'm trying to like Gary's I could

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Speaker 1: drive daydream through even though you actually can't, because it

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Speaker 1: is so like he's such a good writer. I have

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Speaker 1: to like constantly look up words, which I kind of

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Speaker 1: love because I'm like, I should know this work. He's

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Speaker 1: an intelligent person and the way he just paints a picture,

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Speaker 1: with the way he talks and writes, he's just so good.

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Speaker 1: And it's also cool, Like I was writing to him saying,

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Speaker 1: it's so fun, like I get to spend this like

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Speaker 1: very intimate weekend with my friend and like get to

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Speaker 1: know my friend on a level that like I would

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Speaker 1: never or you know, it might take many dinners, because

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Speaker 1: it's like books are more like honest. Yeah sometimes then

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Speaker 1: because yeah, then with your actual friends. So it's really

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Speaker 1: nice to have his like just my just listening to

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Speaker 1: my friend's life story is like awesome. But then I

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Speaker 1: paired it with the four Agreements, and I feel like

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Speaker 1: Gary is kind of about that life and so it's

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Speaker 1: like injecting that in a nonfiction. I mean both are

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Speaker 1: non fiction, but it's just they. But anyway, I posted

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Speaker 1: a picture of Gary's book, and then I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: like a whine was something. I'm like, oh, they actually do.

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Speaker 1: So I not only did I bring two books ambitiously,

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Speaker 1: I read both of them extensively, and I went back

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Speaker 1: I came up with a new thing that works for me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: is to bring variety.

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Speaker 3: Sure, and then we go.

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Speaker 1: Back and so you've read on the book up and

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Speaker 1: you read the books. I read both the books and

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Speaker 1: made hard dents and both of them.

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Speaker 3: That's impressive.

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Speaker 2: Bitch, you are killing it. I feel you are your

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Speaker 2: dream self. You that is like a future body.

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Speaker 1: That's so true. I almost bought a shirt today that

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Speaker 1: said weird on it like a tank top. It just

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Speaker 1: as weird, but it was like kind of cool font. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And I felt like it's kind of keh because saying

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Speaker 1: like I am weird, you know, but I kind of

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Speaker 1: like it because we'd is my biggest fear. Like I

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Speaker 1: don't like being weird. Obviously, I'm always like why am

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Speaker 1: I not like other people? Like that's my baseline shame.

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Speaker 1: But like I feel like wearing a shirt that says

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Speaker 3: Weird co opted by people who are not fun, like

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Speaker 3: people say like, oh, keep Portland weird, and all it

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Speaker 3: means is that you wear like sandals with soft.

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Speaker 1: Can I change? Can I take anything weird? Because you're

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Speaker 1: right weird? Is it just quirky or autistic? But I

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Speaker 1: like autistic is kind of what I mean by that.

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Speaker 1: I think autistic people are weird. And don't quote me on.

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Speaker 3: That dot com and it just says all of your

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Speaker 3: most famous quotes and even me if you start for me,

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Speaker 3: there's like some stupid quote, but that could be a

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Speaker 3: great one.

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Speaker 1: To have on Oh really, Oh my god, I've never

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Speaker 1: checked to that is that like, it's Wiki feet for

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Speaker 1: dumb shit.

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Speaker 3: You said, no, it's not dumb shit.

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Speaker 1: It's like a rating site that people basically like.

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Speaker 3: An AI aggregator has found quotes that you may probably

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Speaker 3: in articles, and it says like, what, let's see if

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Speaker 3: what happens when you search Nikki.

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Speaker 1: I'm very scared of this. I actually am very comfortable,

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Speaker 1: but I'm allowing it to happen because it's good radio.

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Speaker 2: The Blazer comedy writer was interesting, weren't you like joking

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Speaker 2: about pylons. You're like, give me a break. If pylons

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Speaker 2: were in my future, I would be a swerving garbage.

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Speaker 1: Wait what are you talking about? I don't follow this

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Speaker 2: Everyone Brian was like, write a joke in the style,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yes, no, it was talking about cones.

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Speaker 1: Rones, Yeah, traffic cones. The Tradashians are like traffic cones.

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Speaker 1: They're orange, they're in the way and I can't get

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Speaker 1: to work on job. And it was like a it's

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Speaker 4: It was so close.

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Speaker 1: You go, oh, okay, I take a job, and then

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Speaker 1: the last one you just go, no, you lost it.

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Speaker 3: So these are Nicki Glazer quotes from Brainy quote, which

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Speaker 3: these are things that you have said at some point,

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Speaker 3: most likely in an article, but some of them later

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Speaker 3: with likes, and they might be also from your stand up.

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Speaker 1: So it's hard to say, okay, I probably won't be

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Speaker 1: able to say so some of them are.

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Speaker 3: It's like some of them are very innocuous, like I

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Speaker 3: like putting myself in uncomfortable situations, Nikki Glazer. So you've

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Speaker 3: probably said that, okay, or I like guys with a

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Speaker 3: sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind

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Speaker 3: Niki Glazer, you're ever saying that?

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Speaker 2: That's great?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that is that's submitted for my gravestone. Actually, I

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Speaker 1: don't know how they got that, because that's what those

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Speaker 1: are the words I want to be left on this earth.

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Speaker 1: Having said, is that I like who smile and have

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Speaker 1: kind eyes. What is it against? What a worthless thing?

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Speaker 3: I like guys with a sense of humor who are

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Speaker 3: smile a lot and are kind, Well.

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Speaker 1: Are smile a lot? I bet I say that? I

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Speaker 1: bet I was like, I like guys with a sense

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Speaker 1: of humor who are smile a lot. You know, like

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Speaker 1: I probably said it like that and they miss it's misquoted,

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Speaker 1: and now I sound like an idiot. But I stand

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Speaker 1: by that. I think guys need to smile more, and

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good a that's a little good

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Speaker 1: piece of wisdom for the in cell community to find

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Speaker 1: a woman. Just smile Warren. Guys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, they put there's actually a whole image with this one,

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Speaker 3: like it's a meme. There's actually this is a Nikky

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Speaker 3: Glazer quote. There's actually a thing called wiki feet that's

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Speaker 3: the Wikipedia of celebrity girls feet. So how profound. Now, Also,

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Speaker 3: I feel like you just said that five seconds ago.

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Speaker 1: I did, and I don't talk about wiki feet that much.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I updated now, but I like that,

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Speaker 1: please update it because all I was doing and that

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Speaker 1: is giving information that is already I didn't. That literally

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Speaker 1: says nothing. It's probably for what we were talking about this show.

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Speaker 1: But there's no I have no editorialization of it. There's

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Speaker 3: These are things you have said and the bots have clicked.

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Speaker 3: One more?

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Speaker 3: And then we didn't one of your top quotes. I

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Speaker 1: This is why we won't be replaced by bots. Okay.

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Speaker 3: Well, Rob Thomas loves, okay, nothing more than for couples

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Speaker 1: I read this whole thing. So now love love, love

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Speaker 2: This one time when I said, how are you you?

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Speaker 2: I'm in a cemetery trying to cry. That's my favorite.

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Speaker 3: No, like Hault, Oh yeah, comedy is the anti sex

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Speaker 3: If you're having sex with somebody and you start laughing

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Speaker 2: We have to have sex, and we're trying to like

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't. I I don't have that with Chris

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Speaker 1: I'm not masturbating, if the plan I'm gooning, But yes,

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Speaker 1: Don't lean in for a selfie before we go to break?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, please. I can't wait to learn from this

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Speaker 1: the worlsdom applicable I've bestowed upon people.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I never feel guilty or anything. After a podcast,

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Speaker 1: guilty about it, you should remember it later, you know,

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Speaker 1: struggle with that word. I always want to say conscious.

435
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Speaker 1: If it's weighing on it, then I think it'll naturally

436
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Speaker 1: like I'll remember it. Do you think that's a good

437
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,879
Speaker 1: system or do you think you should joppo?

438
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Speaker 3: It is true of jokes, like if I remember if

439
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Speaker 3: I if I don't want to write down a joke,

440
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:42,919
Speaker 3: and I'm like, if it's really funny, I'll remember it,

441
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,879
Speaker 3: and then it's like, oh fuck, that was funny and

442
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Speaker 3: I forgot it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I kind of That's why I asked

444
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Speaker 1: if you think that that works, because I think maybe

445
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Speaker 1: it does the same thing as the joke thing, where

446
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,560
Speaker 1: you will unless you write down, you will forget it.

447
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, unless it's negative and traumatic, I have

448
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,080
Speaker 2: to my memory does not.

449
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's so true.

450
00:20:02,760 --> 00:20:05,719
Speaker 2: It's like this isn't important. Oh someone hates you remember

451
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Speaker 2: that forever.

452
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,879
Speaker 1: No, it's easy to remember what berries to eat and

453
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Speaker 1: what ones tastes good. That's not like a thing like

454
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,400
Speaker 1: that's why our evolution remembers things that are harmful. It's

455
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 1: like gotta remember not to get diarrhea from eating that berry.

456
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Speaker 1: So like remember bad stuff they got me, but good

457
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Speaker 1: berries like, yeah, they can kind of for like if

458
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Speaker 1: you don't remember it, then it's probably safe or whatever.

459
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,280
Speaker 1: Or you haven't thrown you haven't gotten you know, diarrhea

460
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Speaker 1: until you died from it yet. All right, let's go

461
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Speaker 1: take a break and we'll be back with more after this.

462
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:39,160
Speaker 1: All right, we're back. I'm going to New York today

463
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,840
Speaker 1: in like an hour, I think my less than hour.

464
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Speaker 1: My car is coming to do a fuck ton of press.

465
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Speaker 1: I'm gearing up for f Boy Island. It's coming out

466
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:54,359
Speaker 1: October sixteenth, Monday on the CW. And so the hard

467
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,480
Speaker 1: the hardest thing about making a show is I think

468
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Speaker 1: the press or like the the least fun. Is it

469
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Speaker 1: part of your contractually it's fun. You have to do

470
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Speaker 1: it or you choose to do it. No, No, I

471
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Speaker 1: choose to do it. I mean, I think it is

472
00:21:07,840 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 1: part of your contract that you'll do something. But I

473
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Speaker 1: do because I want, I just want the show isn't

474
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Speaker 1: if it were my show I could pick and choose,

475
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,040
Speaker 1: and it is my show. I'm an EP on it.

476
00:21:19,119 --> 00:21:23,720
Speaker 1: But I really wanted to succeed, and so I can't

477
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Speaker 1: turn down something thinking, oh, that could have been one

478
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Speaker 1: house with a Nielsen box listening to that dumb show

479
00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,120
Speaker 1: I did, like that would kill me. That we don't

480
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Speaker 1: get the rating that we deserve because it's because the

481
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,880
Speaker 1: ratings are so stupid. So you just got to cast

482
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Speaker 1: a wide nut and get the word out as much

483
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Speaker 1: as you can.

484
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Speaker 2: I'm going to be questions you wish people would ask you.

485
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Speaker 2: I'm just projecting that you're driting this because the questions

486
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 2: are probably all the same.

487
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Speaker 1: I think I know, I I honestly don't. I did

488
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Speaker 1: some prep calls today because I'm doing Sherry Shepherd's show tomorrow. Oh,

489
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,399
Speaker 1: it will have happened already, but it's available. Yes, sorry,

490
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: it already happened. Guys, it was yesterday, but it's online.

491
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,800
Speaker 1: And that was a really fun one because.

492
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Speaker 2: How did you feel about it yesterday?

493
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Speaker 1: I think it went so great series, so fun did

494
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Speaker 1: you work with Yeah? I met her on she was

495
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Speaker 1: on You Up the Radio show to tell the Truth. Yes,

496
00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,280
Speaker 1: she was also want to tell the truth and that's

497
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Speaker 1: where I got to know her, and she like she

498
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:22,960
Speaker 1: just like confided in me right away about some like

499
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:25,159
Speaker 1: personal shit and I don't even really remember what it

500
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:27,920
Speaker 1: was about, but I remember thinking, because I did, it's

501
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: not my secrets. Like it felt like she was like

502
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Speaker 1: confiding me. I'm glad I forgot it because I probably

503
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 1: shouldn't have known it and she was probably just going

504
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Speaker 1: through something and like sharing over sharing, that's how much

505
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: I wasn't like, yes, I have this information, but I

506
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:41,439
Speaker 1: remember her sharing something with me that I was like, Wow,

507
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,960
Speaker 1: she really trusts me, and she should because my memory

508
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:49,240
Speaker 1: shit and no, but I was like, oh, that's really nice.

509
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:50,959
Speaker 1: And so I'm looking forward to seeing her again. And

510
00:22:51,280 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: I am a huge fan of hers from thirty Rock.

511
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,760
Speaker 1: She played Tracy Morgan's wife, and she it's one of

512
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Speaker 1: like the best character actor like funny characters ever. She's

513
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:07,040
Speaker 1: so good in it. And I.

514
00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 2: In the show, they were always.

515
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,439
Speaker 1: Like about seductive and cool. She's just cool. I love her.

516
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,120
Speaker 1: So I'm excited to do that show and it'll be easy.

517
00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: And then so yeah, I had a call with the

518
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 1: producer and she just sent me ahead of time a

519
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,920
Speaker 1: bunch of questions and then I just like filled them out,

520
00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 1: like on my laptop this morning getting Starbucks, and then

521
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,919
Speaker 1: I sent them to her and she looked through them

522
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 1: and was like, oh my god, this is great. Thank

523
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: you so much. I pretty much like did a transcript

524
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,639
Speaker 1: of like the jokes I would say and like the

525
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: stories I would tell. So really, I that's what I

526
00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:39,399
Speaker 1: would want from producers. If are there any producers listening

527
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,440
Speaker 1: that are producing a segment for me soon. First of all,

528
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:43,520
Speaker 1: thank you for listening to this podcast, because that means

529
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: you're doing research and you're going the extra mile, which

530
00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: is anal Do we cover that yesterday?

531
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:51,800
Speaker 2: Niggy Loves It's on that website where reading from.

532
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, but uh so yeah. I just

533
00:23:58,359 --> 00:23:59,960
Speaker 1: what you should do is you should send me questions

534
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,520
Speaker 1: you think I would want to talk about, and then

535
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: I'll go through them and go yeah no and yeah,

536
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: no whatever, and then I'll a good comic will generally

537
00:24:07,600 --> 00:24:09,680
Speaker 1: like just work in their jokes, but I want to.

538
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,159
Speaker 1: I want to give me something to start with. I

539
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: like when they do that. So that was very nice.

540
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: And then I'm doing the Today Show. I had a

541
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:15,879
Speaker 1: great call with that guy. He did a ton of

542
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 1: research and just we just talked on the phone and

543
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: did an interview. He didn't like send me questions and

544
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:22,760
Speaker 1: that went great. And I'm doing the Today Show on Thursday.

545
00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:24,320
Speaker 1: And then I just got booked on the Kelly Clarkson

546
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 1: Show for Wednesday. Next Wednesday. No, it's this Wednesday. No,

547
00:24:29,200 --> 00:24:30,720
Speaker 1: I thought it was next Wednesday. I told it what

548
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:34,080
Speaker 1: you was next Wednesday, But it's today. It already happened today. Sorry, guys,

549
00:24:34,119 --> 00:24:36,800
Speaker 1: it's so often people should look for I also killed

550
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 1: it on My Shepherd and she's in New York Today's Show.

551
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,000
Speaker 1: Because by the time this podcast is out, you would

552
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: have already appeared that morning. No, Today's Show Thursday. It's

553
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 1: this tomorrow morning. It's Thursday morning.

554
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: Yeah.

555
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 1: But by the time people listen to this, it'll probably

556
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,480
Speaker 1: have aired. Oh yeah, you guys have missed everything I did.

557
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:55,359
Speaker 1: By the time this came out, we really blew it.

558
00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: And you know what a lot of these shows that

559
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: didn't get pooked on until last second. I'm going to

560
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: manifest that I'm doing fallon on Friday that just came up.

561
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: I'm gonna manifest that I just think I'm in town.

562
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,919
Speaker 1: I'm free that night, putting it out there Jimmy. I

563
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: know he's the best of attraction.

564
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 2: He's a.

565
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,919
Speaker 1: Straighter things have happened, But yeah, actually I would not.

566
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: Don't please don't book me on that. I need a

567
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,719
Speaker 1: night off, because I would do it. That's the thing.

568
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:26,159
Speaker 1: I will say yes to everything.

569
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 2: A psychology, but I'll be saying please don't.

570
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,600
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh shit, who knows what I really want?

571
00:25:31,119 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 1: Whatever happens happened, I will say yes to whatever. Yeah,

572
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:38,080
Speaker 1: Falin's gonna go great and you guys can catch that

573
00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 1: one tomorrow Friday. If this manifestation.

574
00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 2: Works, I'm manifesting singing, singing something together because you're both

575
00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 2: so musical.

576
00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:47,439
Speaker 1: I'm a little stressed out by that because I have

577
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: to write it like they write well great over there,

578
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: but I would feel like, oh, I want to collab

579
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 1: with and I just don't have time. I'm stressed out

580
00:25:54,720 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: by the segment already. I can't do it. I can't PARENTI.

581
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 1: And then they want Taylor and you to do something

582
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,960
Speaker 1: next week. We're gonna have one episode. We should let besties, No,

583
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,200
Speaker 1: that's speakers, Nicky's one episode next time, and you're doing

584
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:13,400
Speaker 1: more press I think yeah, in La and I'm gonna

585
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,719
Speaker 1: be on the Talk in LA. You can get that

586
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:19,560
Speaker 1: one that's next week in LA. And then they're TLA Show,

587
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: going to Yeah KTLA, And I'm doing a bunch of podcasts.

588
00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 1: Gonna be on Bert Chrascher's wife pod, Wife's podcast. I'm

589
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:32,600
Speaker 1: gonna be on Girl Guys, We Fucked Uh, the KFC Radio,

590
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 1: and then like a bunch of others that I can't

591
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: remember the names of right now, Nick Vile's podcast. We're

592
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: gonna talk about the Golden Bachelor.

593
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,719
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got to catch up, and you

594
00:26:41,800 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 2: have to catch up on Beckham It's so good.

595
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I want to watch that. You love it.

596
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 2: I've done a total one eighty. I was bashing it

597
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 2: and I was only twenty minutes in and now I'm

598
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,960
Speaker 2: so deep. I'm I think I am going to start

599
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:56,719
Speaker 2: watching soccer.

600
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 1: They're just so good.

601
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:02,920
Speaker 2: The Beckhams are so funny and watchable and sweet and cute,

602
00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 2: and he's such a good person and there's a lot

603
00:27:04,800 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 2: to learn for anybody who wants to be excellent in

604
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 2: any Like you love the Michael Jordan doctors.

605
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:12,960
Speaker 1: I love excellence, and I love watching sports documentaries because

606
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: of that excellence. So I'm going to love this I

607
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,840
Speaker 1: watched by myself. I think I can't wait for Chris

608
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: because I think this is something I want to watch asap.

609
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: But Chris probably will be like, oh, it's done in

610
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 2: the Errol Morris style of sports docs, or because they

611
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 2: Fisher Stevens from Succession direct it. And it's oh my god.

612
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: The people clips of themselves, but it's like the camera

613
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 2: is in the thing that they're watching in the super

614
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: room and it's so moving. So it's like, oh, I'm

615
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:45,439
Speaker 2: taking my sunglasses off. Beckham's watching himself do something so

616
00:27:45,600 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 2: important from his youth that was like a pivotal traumatic

617
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:51,439
Speaker 2: moment and they catch like the tears welling up.

618
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's like when my quotes were read

619
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:53,439
Speaker 1: to me.

620
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 3: Just now.

621
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: That's exactly how that felt. I was watching tape all

622
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: my greatest moment on the video cut a Oh yeah,

623
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,240
Speaker 1: you could have seen the tears in my eyes. But

624
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: you guys know I don't.

625
00:28:06,119 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 3: Do you watch out Welcome to Wrexhams and well it's

626
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 3: like a similar what you were just describing. They do

627
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 3: that similarly where it's like it's about soccer too. It's

628
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 3: about the soccer team that they bought and.

629
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: Into that Ryan Reynolds is too charming, Like I just

630
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: start to get like jealous that he exists, Like he's

631
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 1: too like he's so handsome and funny, and I start

632
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,639
Speaker 1: like I should maybe just like have a little crushed

633
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: chest watching that because I like both those like they're

634
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:38,280
Speaker 1: just so funny, but they're like also like I just

635
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,560
Speaker 1: don't know if it's for me, they're just too there's

636
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 1: something that I can't watch because I'm so jealous. That

637
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: does that make sense of like I'm jealous of their lives,

638
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: although I will say obvious of two dudes, Rob mecan, Yeah, mcleheney,

639
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: thank you. Oh fuck, that is so embarrassing. I love

640
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: him so much, but I've never said his name out loud.

641
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 1: I don't think ever. But that doesn't mean I when I'm.

642
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: Skip it.

643
00:29:06,240 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: If you ever see this, I'm so embarrassed because I

644
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: am observe, I mean always. Sonny is one of the

645
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: funny shows that has ever been without questions to the

646
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: longest of all time. Oh it's it's oh yeah, it

647
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: could right and just beat off the Simpsons that I

648
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 1: think is it Bonanza?

649
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,719
Speaker 3: I thought it was mash but or something. Let me

650
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 3: let me look at that makes sense.

651
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, it's so good man. I discovered Always Sonny.

652
00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:37,960
Speaker 1: I'll never forget. It was like there's certain things where

653
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: you discover them and you were like, oh my god,

654
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: this is gonna be my thing, like thing, you know.

655
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:46,000
Speaker 1: I've had that in my life with Conan, with Seinfeld,

656
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 1: with Friends, with Jennifer Aniston, with Dave Matthew's band, with

657
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:54,000
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, with Wilco, and with Always Sonny, with and

658
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,120
Speaker 1: I will add viep to that, I will add succession,

659
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 1: like they become my thing. But Always Sonny is so

660
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:02,400
Speaker 1: oh tried and true. It's one of my favorite things

661
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 1: that's ever been. But anyway, I only say this all

662
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,320
Speaker 1: and the reason that it's so weird that I forgot

663
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 1: how to say his last name and I wouldn't even

664
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 1: try to say it now because it's I'm scared, but

665
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 1: I love him so much. But he reached out to

666
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: me his his compliment. He tweeted at me when I

667
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,719
Speaker 1: did the roast of alc Bald, when it like it

668
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: had come out, but it had like months later, it

669
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: like went a little like someone it had like a moment,

670
00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: and he saw it and tweeted how brilliant it was,

671
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: And that tweet meant as much to me as like

672
00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: when Taylor Swift wrote to me. I only read it once.

673
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't look at it again. I was like, oh,

674
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 1: you know, like Breathless, that's someone I admire so much,

675
00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 1: who invented my favorite show, like like something I did

676
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: and called me like it said brilliant or something. It

677
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: said genius or something like. I don't remember it exactly

678
00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:48,040
Speaker 1: and maybe I'm completely wrong, but it said something very

679
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: very nice that I couldn't even handle. So anyway, uh,

680
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: he someone wrote me and said can I give Rob

681
00:30:54,840 --> 00:30:57,560
Speaker 1: your number? And I'm like, yes, he wants to talk

682
00:30:57,560 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: to you about something.

683
00:30:58,040 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 2: I'm like, fuat, I didn't know.

684
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my gosh, yess And this is recent.

685
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: So the tweet thing was in like twenty eighteen, nineteen

686
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 1: something like that, and then nothing, and then this was

687
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 1: a couple like a month less than a month ago,

688
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 1: and I'm so I'm like yes please, and I'm like awaiting,

689
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 1: like what is he going to ask me? And he

690
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: asked me if he could give my number to his

691
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: friend because they wanted to book me. He wanted to

692
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: book me at his country club.

693
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 2: Was great.

694
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: Now, no, I loved it, and but what but he

695
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: said other stuff in the message that was really nice

696
00:31:28,680 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: and like congratulating me on my career and then also

697
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: saying like how he admires like sobriety talks that I

698
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 1: say and stuff. So it was just like really a

699
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: nice message through and through and was I wasn't able

700
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: to do the gig, but I would have done that gladly.

701
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,280
Speaker 1: I mean, it's actually was an incredible opportunity. But it

702
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: was just so nice and I just love him so much,

703
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: so I forget what we were talking about always Sonny, Wow,

704
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: why do.

705
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 2: We got you refuse to watch this show with Ryan Reels?

706
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Back to that. So also, Rob, if you're still listening,

707
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: I won't watch show now because I'm so jealous of

708
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: how brilliant you are and now you're friends with Ryan Reynolds.

709
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: It's too much and I can't and you, like, I

710
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: am jealous because I wish I could invest in things

711
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: that cool like it like makes I'm financially very like

712
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,600
Speaker 1: insecure about what I do with my money and how

713
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: I best do it. And it's a dumb insecurity because

714
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't like educate myself to do better at it,

715
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,320
Speaker 1: but I'm always constantly ashamed that I could be doing

716
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:29,280
Speaker 1: cool things, and I think investing in a soccer team

717
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 1: and having it pay off so much really irritated space.

718
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:36,200
Speaker 1: I'm jealous, So I don't want to watch it, even

719
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,000
Speaker 1: though I can learn from it. Like that's why I

720
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 1: couldn't watch the Beckham thing. I was having a weekend

721
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: where I was feeling like really fat and like just

722
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: out of control in my body, and I was like,

723
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: I don't want to watch Victoria Beckham bes tiny. I

724
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 1: just like can't take it. As much as this interests me.

725
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 1: But today I'm having a good body day. I just

726
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: my new body's on its way. I just got I

727
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:59,080
Speaker 1: just got shipping confirmation, So I'm ready to let her

728
00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:01,719
Speaker 1: body into my life. Otherwise, I like, I just know

729
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: what's gonna make me not feel good and like compare

730
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 1: and despair, and sometimes I have to avoid it.

731
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 2: So Rob, here's what's gonna sell it for you. She

732
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 2: is the honest one and the really well no no no.

733
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: They both call each other on their shit. And you

734
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 2: like that about.

735
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 1: Seeing that clip. We've all seen the clip.

736
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another part too, where she's very open about

737
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 2: stuff that he's not as open about and and she

738
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:29,120
Speaker 2: just like kind of roasts him and it's fun and

739
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 2: you'll appreciate his excellence, his dedication, his determination and how

740
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 2: he got so good because your.

741
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: There's a whole story about how they used to spit

742
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: on him when he lost a championship or something and

743
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: how he was like, that's disgusting and like going through

744
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 1: that is horrible, But he is like a billionaire. No,

745
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 1: so I think it's like it was worth it, not

746
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: that he should ever have been spat on, but I

747
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: just heard that of like, it's disgusting what people did

748
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: to him, And I'm like, but would you do that

749
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: for a billionaires? Would you have people spit on you

750
00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 1: in the street?

751
00:33:58,120 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 5: I would.

752
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,280
Speaker 1: It's not that he ever deserves it, and it is disgusting.

753
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 3: They're not rebellion for sure.

754
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't he probably a billionaire?

755
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, but it's always sunny in Philadelphia. I

756
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 3: want to confirm is currently the longest running live action sitcom.

757
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 1: Well, congratulations were announcing it here.

758
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 3: They have beaten do you want to guess you don't

759
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 3: even know what this show is.

760
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,480
Speaker 1: Brob Nanza.

761
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 3: They have beaten ABC's The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet.

762
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean I've heard of that.

763
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:29,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they're they're they wont already they haven't. They're

764
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 3: not the longest friend show of all time. They're the

765
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:37,840
Speaker 3: longest running live action American sitcom.

766
00:34:38,120 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: I wish I could do the I worked so hard

767
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: at one point during the Pandemic to do a voiceover,

768
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 1: not voiceover, but what's it called when you li lip

769
00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: sync for Charlie Dayman. But it was like the first no, no, no,

770
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:57,120
Speaker 1: it's not day Man. It is the scene where they

771
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: are starting a band and Charlie can't read, and so

772
00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: he just draws shapes on this keyboard and yeah, or

773
00:35:05,680 --> 00:35:07,319
Speaker 1: like not a keyboard, but on the paper. There's just

774
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: all these shapes and then he riffs it and at

775
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 1: one point Rob almost starts laughing during it because it's

776
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:14,600
Speaker 1: the it's the funny thing. I remember seeing that scene

777
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 1: and he's like trying to be Bob Dylan too, and

778
00:35:17,520 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of.

779
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 2: He uh because it's the lyrics, right.

780
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, he is. He can't play piano, but he

781
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: can't actually, Charlie can't play pianos. He's like kind of

782
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: a savant and he's good at singing, but his lyrics

783
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 1: make no sense and they're weird and they get a

784
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,920
Speaker 1: little homo erotic and everyone gets uncomfortable and it's one

785
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:38,680
Speaker 1: of the it's the funniest scene I've ever seen. I

786
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: think it's up there. It makes my top three scenes

787
00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: ever of funny.

788
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:47,040
Speaker 2: About you find it somewhere boys, the boy's soul like

789
00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:48,520
Speaker 2: you have to put it in the hole or.

790
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 1: That's all the day Man musical and that's so Yeah,

791
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 1: you gotta pay the toll troll if you want to

792
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 1: get the boys whole the boy's soul like, it's the

793
00:35:57,680 --> 00:35:58,400
Speaker 1: boy's soul.

794
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 2: Take the boys.

795
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,120
Speaker 1: But I want to do the Charlie rap and see

796
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: if I can remember it's a talent I have. No

797
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: it's let me find it because it's really good and

798
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 1: I think it'll.

799
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 3: Make for those of you wondering.

800
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: They make people go with it.

801
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,759
Speaker 3: Yeah, Baby Beckham does not have a billion dollars. He's

802
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 3: got currently estimated at five hundred and fourteen million dollars,

803
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 3: which is just nothing close to a billion.

804
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: Oh so he's a poor he's so poor.

805
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:27,840
Speaker 3: He's one of those.

806
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 1: A callback that's a hamddrip for the secret episode that's

807
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:36,879
Speaker 1: coming up. Okay Charlie's song. Oh it's already out. Yeah,

808
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,879
Speaker 1: everything's out. No, God damn it. Cherry, you can waltch

809
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,279
Speaker 1: to a s Sherry Shepherd. You can go listen. If

810
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:43,759
Speaker 1: you join the Diamond Players, you can listen to our

811
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:48,440
Speaker 1: true what's it called truse Intrusive Thoughts episode where we

812
00:36:48,480 --> 00:36:53,280
Speaker 1: get real I'm trying to find it. But anyway, that

813
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,960
Speaker 1: that's a scene that I just remember being like, oh,

814
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: here it is. No, it's not that.

815
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 3: I guess we're going to cut this out, so I

816
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 3: want I was gonna vamp, but instead we can just

817
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,000
Speaker 3: cut you can vamp vamp. Well, I was just gonna

818
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:06,040
Speaker 3: say things that vamp. Now this is me vamping things

819
00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:11,000
Speaker 3: that I, uh memorize when I was younger, were I memorized.

820
00:37:11,200 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 3: There was a I love it. There's a Beastie Boys

821
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 3: song called Paul Revere where I memorized all the lyrics

822
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 3: to that, and I would do that all the time.

823
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:19,319
Speaker 3: I don't know, I think I remember the whole thing. Now,

824
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,880
Speaker 3: that's what you look like, very proud of myself.

825
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:28,479
Speaker 1: Like a Beastie boy. Oh I was gonna say, wrong, hat,

826
00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah you do look like a beastie boy. We were

827
00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,799
Speaker 1: talking before the show about how Brian went to go

828
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: get his sunglasses and he put up the hood. He

829
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: has an n F Boy Island hat that comes out

830
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 1: October sixteenth on the c W and you just look

831
00:37:40,239 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: cool and we're all like kind of intimidated by you.

832
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,399
Speaker 1: Today there's like a different flag.

833
00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was so in love with Tornado O'Connor in

834
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 2: college that I memorized the Gaelic at the beginning of

835
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 2: one of her songs. It was a poem or psalm

836
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 2: that Enya recited, or sure to Dine gone at hue

837
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 2: to an I'm pretture wos.

838
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

839
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: It's not even a musical that sounds like a rageous curse.

840
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: It's That's like when I memorized Dave Speak back in

841
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety nine. It was it was actually exactly like

842
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,959
Speaker 1: what you're the quotes that I was saying. It would

843
00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,879
Speaker 1: just be dumb shit he had said in between songs,

844
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:21,200
Speaker 1: and they were like written like Dave Gospel, and it

845
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,880
Speaker 1: was called Dave Speak within the within the community of

846
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 1: Dave Matthews band fans. What he said between showings was

847
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: Dave's speak and I memorized one. It was like, how

848
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,399
Speaker 1: y'all feel in Toner? That one was a good one.

849
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:33,719
Speaker 3: Wow.

850
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,560
Speaker 1: He had another profound one that was like, smells good

851
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:41,400
Speaker 1: out there this evening, Charlotte. That was a that's a

852
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:41,959
Speaker 1: class second.

853
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that one. No.

854
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: It was always so fun when Dave Matthews would say

855
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,800
Speaker 1: the name of your city and acknowledged Lenny smell a

856
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 1: little weird. It was like, Dave smells weird, cool, he

857
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:58,840
Speaker 1: gets it. We love it. Okay, So yeah, do you

858
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: find I sent you the Charlie v you? Is this

859
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 1: a let's just Charlie's like showed up with these lyrics

860
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: and they're like they're just playing the song out of nowhere.

861
00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:11,720
Speaker 1: Where's my curtain?

862
00:39:11,880 --> 00:39:12,000
Speaker 3: You know?

863
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:15,240
Speaker 1: He wants to sing behind a curtain because he is scared,

864
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 1: he's stage fright. He's like, I need a curtain, and

865
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: he's like, where's my curtain. They're like they don't have one.

866
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:26,320
Speaker 1: They did sneaking me insand my dreams. I think I

867
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: love you and but you want to cry. He made

868
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:29,759
Speaker 1: me want to die.

869
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,880
Speaker 4: I love you, I love you.

870
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:39,839
Speaker 1: Nightmare downs me down there.

871
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: Trying to fight you.

872
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:47,920
Speaker 3: Come inside me, hold on a second. I mean, the

873
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 3: first half of that song was kind of cool, but

874
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,520
Speaker 3: what's with the second half?

875
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 1: You know, like I like what they like the first part,

876
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:56,759
Speaker 1: but it sounds like a song where a man breaks

877
00:39:56,800 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 1: out your house in rape. Where are you getting that from?

878
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:01,799
Speaker 1: You can't believe? What are you gonna come from?

879
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 3: It might seem wrong, good.

880
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 1: It's just right.

881
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 2: It's just.

882
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 3: It's just two man like brothers, one on top of

883
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 3: one inside.

884
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:15,680
Speaker 1: We have to keep talking over it otherwise I can't

885
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: play this, So keep doing commentary.

886
00:40:18,239 --> 00:40:18,400
Speaker 3: We do.

887
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 1: Okay, then it's then so they're confused. But he's really

888
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:28,399
Speaker 1: getting into it. He is a really good singing. Come

889
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,880
Speaker 1: inside and pin me down with your strong hands and

890
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: come depecial night man. Wait, so the rule is you

891
00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: can't play stuff unless you talk over it, Like, how

892
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: do they count seconds? Like they've gone four seconds without talking.

893
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: Let's charge that you.

894
00:40:52,880 --> 00:40:55,080
Speaker 3: Have to be commenting on it, so that you're you're.

895
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:59,680
Speaker 1: Doing exactly Then how can you hear it? It's so

896
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 1: slippery slope, Nikki.

897
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 3: You can place seven seconds.

898
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,600
Speaker 1: And to the Supreme Court. I don't understand.

899
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:08,160
Speaker 3: You want to take this to Neil gorsicch.

900
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: Yes, I do he's one of the justice.

901
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:13,320
Speaker 3: Do you think you can name all the justices?

902
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:17,120
Speaker 1: Quite name one you just gave me. I can't repeat

903
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: the name you just said, so I know that he

904
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: he's one. He's a name I've seen on crossword puzzles,

905
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 1: and I'm always like, what's his name again? But now

906
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,520
Speaker 1: I'm gonna remember it because I'm gonna remember it's the

907
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,000
Speaker 1: same as the guy who walked on the moon.

908
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,280
Speaker 3: Buzz, yes, buzz Gorsic.

909
00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,520
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna fill in. The next crossing bubble

910
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:36,800
Speaker 1: will be like, I don't. It's right. Everything on this

911
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:39,759
Speaker 1: puzzle is right. Sometimes so often I convinced myself that

912
00:41:39,760 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: the New York Times cross reduzzle is there's an error

913
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,920
Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, I'm right, and they've made a mistake

914
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: for the first time in the history of this thing.

915
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:53,440
Speaker 1: All Right, we gotta go to break. We'll talk about

916
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,800
Speaker 1: something else when we get back. I think I have

917
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 1: a plan. All right, We'll be right back. All right,

918
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 1: So check me out on those shows that already happened,

919
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:06,879
Speaker 1: and then also watch me next week in LA where

920
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 1: we're doing one episode next week, So just gear up

921
00:42:09,040 --> 00:42:12,480
Speaker 1: for that, and also come see me on tour. I mean,

922
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:18,640
Speaker 1: where am I coming up next? Sacramento, San Francisco, San Diego, Uh,

923
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: San Diego go. Okay, I see a pattern, So Orlando,

924
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: we should add it.

925
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,440
Speaker 2: We already were there, I can.

926
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: I know I'm going there to for the murder scene

927
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:37,000
Speaker 1: to see it. I'm adding it to my list. I

928
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 1: used to be a Columbine head, but I'm now in Idaho.

929
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 1: Murder's head.

930
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:41,560
Speaker 4: I get.

931
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 1: I would want to drive back by where that happened.

932
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,520
Speaker 1: I'm a little morbidly curious.

933
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,399
Speaker 2: I'm sure we shall. It's probably on the route.

934
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: I think it's a bad thing to do. Don't do

935
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 1: that because let them heal. But twenty years later you're

936
00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 1: not gonna They're not even noticed. Trust me. I go

937
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 1: to Columbine five times a year. No one cares.

938
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:57,839
Speaker 3: No one.

939
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: Don't now.

940
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:03,360
Speaker 2: I like how driving by like prohibits they're healing.

941
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 1: No, it does, because if they get lots of crowds

942
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: and people taking pants and dark dances and there's.

943
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,920
Speaker 2: No influencers in Idaho being like.

944
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: Okay, yes, they go there. People go to crime scenes

945
00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,560
Speaker 1: because people are People are like Taylor McGrath. Taylor McGrath

946
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: is like sifted through dense brush, like John Benet's old

947
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: stomping grounds, like she's there now. She probably she would.

948
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: She's definitely gone to John Benet's house.

949
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 3: And I have too.

950
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: I was in Boulder and went there my freshman year.

951
00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:38,239
Speaker 1: But yeah, so go see me in those places. I

952
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: think was the point of that. What if I did? Actually, yes,

953
00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:50,000
Speaker 1: she'll be in Denver, which I call the House of

954
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 1: John Benet. Yeah, Johnny's town.

955
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 2: It's also were drunk today, a little.

956
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: Sunglasses. It makes you feel like freer.

957
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,319
Speaker 3: I think, no, I cant just now because they can't

958
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:03,560
Speaker 3: see you.

959
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,560
Speaker 1: You're going to have time for Columbine when I go there.

960
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:09,279
Speaker 1: I might go there on New Year's Eve. That might

961
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: be a thing I do, because that will have made it.

962
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 1: I didn't go this year to Columbine, unfortunately, but I

963
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: try to get there. I try to winter there winter

964
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: at least once a year. I try to get.

965
00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 3: You got to do your tour, your tour of all

966
00:44:24,280 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 3: the murder houses in America, and then it's your tour

967
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:30,719
Speaker 3: would be called now Who's Killing or something like that.

968
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,279
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.

969
00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 2: What about the Delphi?

970
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:36,000
Speaker 1: Delphi is gonna be hard. We got to do it

971
00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 1: on a wood bridge about a mile into a very

972
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: small Indiana town. It'll be that's gonna be like there

973
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,160
Speaker 1: my Chappelle's shows, you know how he does them in

974
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 1: the middle of nowhere at all. While mine's going to be.

975
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:48,920
Speaker 3: Murdered.

976
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,640
Speaker 1: You get the crime scene Gilgo beach. Oh yeah, that one.

977
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: I'm not into that one yet. You don't like the beach, Yeah,

978
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:01,759
Speaker 1: that's what marsh. I'm like, God, I'd have to walk

979
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: down to a beach with all that sand, which is

980
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:08,799
Speaker 1: just harder fun. All right, well, let's get to an

981
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 1: old segment we haven't done in fucking forever fan Thrax,

982
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:20,919
Speaker 1: Thank you AVI. All right, this is where we listen

983
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: to your voicemails. I actually have a couple letters too

984
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: that people wrote me that I might Oh this weekend

985
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 1: Bestie's gave me some stuff, so it's nice. I forget

986
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: the one that I was going to read. It might

987
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,280
Speaker 1: be another room. But anyway, let's listen to the voicemails

988
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:38,600
Speaker 1: you have, Like, Okay, here's one who's actually responding to

989
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: an intrusive thought episode. Oh oh plug, we're going to

990
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,160
Speaker 1: wonder how do I listen to that? Well, you gotta

991
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,359
Speaker 1: sign up for a Diamond Layer topic a little bit

992
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: but okay, it's okay.

993
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I really don't want you to die of cancer

994
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 5: just for I'm using shitty the odor it. So here's

995
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 5: the thing that I do because I don't I'm autistic.

996
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:07,080
Speaker 5: I don't like smells. I don't like I just want

997
00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 5: to be like as batural as possible, and I don't

998
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:14,680
Speaker 5: want anything to touch me whatever respect. I use the

999
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 5: salt deodorant, which you were talking about. Like you sweat,

1000
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,440
Speaker 5: doesn't smell bad, like I sweat a lot. I live

1001
00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 5: in Florida, but I don't smell because I use the salt.

1002
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: Deodorant and the bacteria can't.

1003
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: Live in the salt. So you just rub a hit

1004
00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: lot of salt on your.

1005
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 5: Armpits and then you never smell all day and it's

1006
00:46:33,640 --> 00:46:34,359
Speaker 5: perfectly fine.

1007
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, please stop using secret that says no aluminium. Maybe

1008
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,359
Speaker 1: try salt if you want to. I'll you brand. Wait,

1009
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: just salt, it's got to be a brand. No, I

1010
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: think it's salt. But I wonder if no, she's talking

1011
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:54,960
Speaker 1: about literal little salt. That's too much? How does it

1012
00:46:55,040 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: stay on? I guess that's a But you know what,

1013
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: this is a good hack if you've forgotten deodorant yeah.

1014
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you forgot deodor and you're at a restaurant,

1015
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 3: you get a salt packet, you put it underneath the arms.

1016
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: I'm just wondering how to apply. But she's not wrong,

1017
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:12,879
Speaker 1: and I like the idea. But why this is where

1018
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 1: I go? Why isn't this invented yet? If it's as

1019
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: simple as salt, why hasn't someone made salt deodorant? Like

1020
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,959
Speaker 1: why is that not a thing? And I'm not saying

1021
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: that this doesn't work because a lot of times it's

1022
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 1: like why didn't you put wheels on luggage fifty years

1023
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 1: before you? A lot of times it's right in front

1024
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:29,400
Speaker 1: of you because salt is cheap, and it doesn't like

1025
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: like the profit doesn't warrant making the product. I pay

1026
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: a dollars for someone to make salt in a way

1027
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 1: that I could rub it on my pits, you know,

1028
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: like I would pay for someone to figure out how

1029
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,200
Speaker 1: to put it together.

1030
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1031
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:48,719
Speaker 1: So, but yeah, you're probably right. It's I mean, it

1032
00:47:48,800 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 1: comes down to money always, So you're right. It either

1033
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,319
Speaker 1: doesn't work or it does and it doesn't make anyone money. Yeah,

1034
00:47:54,400 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: since or this, I mean, there are Well that's why

1035
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: I was thinking they're my be a brand, our brands.

1036
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: I'm looking it up. Okay, there are brands that are

1037
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 2: like this is so well known that one of the

1038
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 2: Google questions is does salt deodorant really work?

1039
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: Okay? See yeah, all right, well perfect, it's Morton's what

1040
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: kind of salt?

1041
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 3: Well, there's one called salt and stone, but this is dash.

1042
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:22,080
Speaker 3: They don't have salt in it. It's it's actually like

1043
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 3: seaweed extract is their key ingredient. They have probiotics, high

1044
00:48:27,600 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 3: hyaluronic acid, which is a molecule.

1045
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,320
Speaker 1: Really such a bummer that humans smell this back? Yeah, Like,

1046
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: why can't this be a thing we like? It's so

1047
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 1: funny that that has not been eradicated, don't you animals?

1048
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:44,960
Speaker 3: Why are predators would have eaten us in the wild

1049
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 3: because they could smell us so readily? Or is it

1050
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 3: that our stench is so horrific that like a line

1051
00:48:50,640 --> 00:48:52,319
Speaker 3: would be like I'm not going near that shit?

1052
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,560
Speaker 1: Like what it could smell off predators are?

1053
00:48:55,680 --> 00:48:57,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're smelling them off? Are we attracting them?

1054
00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 4: Well?

1055
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:03,279
Speaker 2: It's attractive. Sometimes I feel bad to have sex the

1056
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,920
Speaker 2: other day because matt for good is deoderant and oh

1057
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:06,839
Speaker 2: prior lake.

1058
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:07,839
Speaker 4: Oh.

1059
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,440
Speaker 2: I was like, He's like, I'm worried I forgot it.

1060
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:12,440
Speaker 2: Do you have any I'm like, I don't, but why

1061
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 2: don't you just borrow Nikky's. You guys have walked each

1062
00:49:15,200 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 2: other a few times.

1063
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 1: I actually forgot mine and I had to use Chris's.

1064
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: But we would have we would have done a threesome.

1065
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 2: But I kind of was into it that way. I

1066
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 2: was like, guys, you smell fine. I'm into this.

1067
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the way.

1068
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: Like then, I said, I don't want other women to

1069
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:33,840
Speaker 2: smell you tonight, because what if they're attracted to this?

1070
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 2: I actually got possessive over his bio.

1071
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 1: Huh wait, other women would smell him and like must

1072
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: then they wouldn't be able to help themselves.

1073
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, whoa, that's any drop?

1074
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 1: Damn. I guess I don't think that. I think Chris

1075
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,560
Speaker 1: smells great, but I'm like, well, I'm a different girl,

1076
00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,160
Speaker 1: so I don't care if girls want to fuck my boyfriend.

1077
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:58,160
Speaker 1: I hope they do so that would actually turn me

1078
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 1: on that I would be like, get out there, meet

1079
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,439
Speaker 1: some ladies. How do they smell you? How girls want

1080
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 1: to fuck you? But no, I'm kind said, but yeah,

1081
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:05,560
Speaker 1: I get what you mean.

1082
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a little excited that about my jealousy.

1083
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 2: I have to have it in tiny doses.

1084
00:50:10,680 --> 00:50:12,080
Speaker 1: Yes, I got.

1085
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:13,520
Speaker 5: I made.

1086
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 1: I made Chris make out with me the other night

1087
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 1: because we were waiting for the security guard to come

1088
00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 1: up to the hotel room and we were in the

1089
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,440
Speaker 1: hallway just like waiting and it was like time to

1090
00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 1: we were like ready to go and like with our bags,

1091
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 1: and he was like, so, what do you want to do?

1092
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 1: And I was just like we should just like make out,

1093
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:27,279
Speaker 1: and he was like okay, and I was like, we

1094
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,239
Speaker 1: never make it. We were laughing so hard because we

1095
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: stand on the first date. Yeah, no, that's what I

1096
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,080
Speaker 1: used to say to people, to you guys. I didn't

1097
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:38,839
Speaker 1: with Chris though, but it's my move. We should make out.

1098
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: When do we make out, just say it like casually.

1099
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,839
Speaker 1: It really has worked before with guys, but not Chris.

1100
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: He made the first move, But now I'm making moves

1101
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,720
Speaker 1: and we just like made out. But I couldn't stop laughing,

1102
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: and I think he was almost offended because I was

1103
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:54,120
Speaker 1: laughing so hard because we never just like stand and

1104
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:58,080
Speaker 1: make out like usually. There's like there's there's like things,

1105
00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:01,399
Speaker 1: things are intense if we're like tongues are in each

1106
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:06,280
Speaker 1: other's mouth. How long did I last? Literally like a minute,

1107
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 1: a second and a half, like two seconds of just

1108
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: like lah lah And it was just like like fucking

1109
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: like And that's what That's probably why it was uncomfortable.

1110
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 1: It was making me laugh because it was like, this

1111
00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: is the only something we do when we do that

1112
00:51:20,360 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 1: like this, can we can't do this in the hallway

1113
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: someone could see us.

1114
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I love that you had to do it

1115
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 2: in front of the security guard.

1116
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he wasn't there kidding. Oh my god,

1117
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,920
Speaker 1: that's insane. I would never do that to anyone. I

1118
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,399
Speaker 1: look at how hot my relationship. It was so weird.

1119
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 1: Final thought, let's get to the last Okay, this is

1120
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: someone who wants some advice.

1121
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 4: Hi, Nikki, Noah, Brian and Anya love the podcast. Long

1122
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:52,759
Speaker 4: time listener Nikki and Yes any Love from Canada also

1123
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 4: come to Toronto please soon.

1124
00:51:54,200 --> 00:51:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm coming. My question though, is Randma.

1125
00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 4: I guess just for your opinion and kind of perspective,

1126
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,280
Speaker 4: I'm twenty seven, I'm single. A lot of my friends

1127
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 4: are all kind of in relationships getting married, and I

1128
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:11,279
Speaker 4: honestly haven't really been in like a serious, real relationship

1129
00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:14,439
Speaker 4: at this point and just sort of at a weird

1130
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:18,200
Speaker 4: point where I feel like I'm not young anymore, but

1131
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:22,600
Speaker 4: I'm not old yet. And I guess I'm just curious

1132
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,200
Speaker 4: what you guys would give, like in terms of advice

1133
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 4: to yourselves when you were twenty seven and maybe weren't

1134
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 4: at the place you wanted to be in life. Yeah,

1135
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,080
Speaker 4: what advice would you give to a twenty seven year

1136
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:41,319
Speaker 4: old version of yourself about dating and just a good

1137
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:48,120
Speaker 4: perspective for the future. So that was really awkward to record.

1138
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:53,080
Speaker 4: Love you and please come to Canada, Please come to Toronto.

1139
00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:56,160
Speaker 1: I'll see you there at RAMA. I love this call.

1140
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:59,279
Speaker 1: First of all, anyone would be so happy to date

1141
00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 1: this person, like they you just sound like so smart

1142
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:08,000
Speaker 1: and cool and like emotionalig you're thinking about this, like,

1143
00:53:08,800 --> 00:53:11,600
Speaker 1: oh my god, what a fucking winner. So the good

1144
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: news is like when you get into a relationship, it's

1145
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 1: gonna be great, Like you're so ready for one, and

1146
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: you're like so like, someone's so lucky to find you, girl.

1147
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:19,759
Speaker 1: So that's the good news.

1148
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:22,080
Speaker 3: The girl, the girl that you're gonna marry, is not

1149
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 3: ready for you yet. They're gonna cato or guy. I'm sorry.

1150
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: I don't think they spascified.

1151
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 3: I didn't specify. I'm sorry, apologize. This person is going

1152
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 3: to catch up to you. You're there, it sounds like

1153
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 3: you're there.

1154
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,560
Speaker 1: That's really good, or they're just gonna find someone that's

1155
00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: like it's just gonna make sense right away, Like I

1156
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,080
Speaker 1: think that. I just feel I feel frustrated in many

1157
00:53:41,080 --> 00:53:43,160
Speaker 1: ways in my life in terms of like I'm stunted

1158
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: in the terms of like growth, where I would picture

1159
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: myself like I was just playing guitar earlier today and

1160
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,720
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm so mad I'm not further ahead

1161
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: at this, Like I'm so mad I'm not for their

1162
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:53,719
Speaker 1: head at singing and all these things like why did

1163
00:53:53,800 --> 00:53:55,800
Speaker 1: I start so fucking late? But the truth is like

1164
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 1: you just start when you start. And it's like I felt.

1165
00:53:58,200 --> 00:53:59,600
Speaker 1: I used to feel that way about sex. I didn't

1166
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: have sex a twenty one that felt so late. I

1167
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:02,640
Speaker 1: didn't have a boyfriend till I was twenty four. I

1168
00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:05,360
Speaker 1: didn't have like a real boyfriend, like real one that

1169
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,920
Speaker 1: wasn't long distance or just totally drunk, till I was

1170
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 1: twenty eight or nine, I think nine, until I met

1171
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: Chris which was my first like sober, normal relationship. Guy

1172
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,000
Speaker 1: liked me as much as I liked him, so like

1173
00:54:16,239 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: there is I relate to feeling like late to things,

1174
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:23,120
Speaker 1: but you're you. I liked that you were aware that

1175
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,560
Speaker 1: you aren't old because you're not. They're just twenty seven

1176
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 1: is so fucking young. You just trust me, like no

1177
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: one expects you to know what you're supposed to do

1178
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,560
Speaker 1: right now, Like anyone who's older than you looks at

1179
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,480
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old and is like, don't feel like

1180
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 1: you should have your life figured out right now, like

1181
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 1: at all. It's totally you have so much time. And

1182
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,359
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that if I didn't think.

1183
00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,239
Speaker 3: That when you turn thirty five, you're gonna be like,

1184
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,399
Speaker 3: holy shit, twenty seven was so young.

1185
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, thirty six is where maybe you go like okay,

1186
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like I make some like have some reckoning

1187
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:53,239
Speaker 1: with yourself of like okay, I gotta like really start

1188
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,080
Speaker 1: the gas to the pedal. But now is like not

1189
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: twenty seven, and that's not safe. You're thirty six listening

1190
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:00,799
Speaker 1: and being like, well, I to the sky and I'm

1191
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: thirty six, to look what do I do? Yeah, gas

1192
00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:04,280
Speaker 1: to the battle. If you want to achieve your dreams,

1193
00:55:04,480 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: fucking figure it out like you are getting up there,

1194
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:12,200
Speaker 1: But twenty seven, keep have fun, like let yourself off

1195
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:12,920
Speaker 1: the hook a little bit.

1196
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 3: Yes, in general, when I was twenty seven, I had

1197
00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:19,560
Speaker 3: just moved back in with my dad. I was living

1198
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,520
Speaker 3: in my dad's house on Long Island. When I was

1199
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 3: twenty seven.

1200
00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 1: Yes, and now you're married happily to the love of

1201
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 1: your life. I'm married and you're how old I'm thirty five?

1202
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,640
Speaker 1: See you look how quickly things can turns around?

1203
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:34,640
Speaker 2: Yeah like that honestly, Oh it was my so single.

1204
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:38,640
Speaker 2: I moved out of my parents' house at like almost

1205
00:55:38,719 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 2: twenty six. So also, the other thing I have to

1206
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:45,640
Speaker 2: tell you is right in this moment, you are exactly

1207
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:48,799
Speaker 2: where you need to be. Everything you want is unfolding

1208
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,600
Speaker 2: for you, even if it doesn't feel like it, it

1209
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 2: totally is like you are exactly where you need to

1210
00:55:54,080 --> 00:55:56,960
Speaker 2: be right now. If I could give myself any advice

1211
00:55:57,040 --> 00:56:02,160
Speaker 2: at twenty seven, it would be like wear sunscreen. Read

1212
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: Alan Carr's Easy Way to Quit smoking.

1213
00:56:04,520 --> 00:56:04,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1214
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,400
Speaker 2: Yes, dating someone thirteen years older than you is weird.

1215
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:15,640
Speaker 2: They're like a sure there is a power dynamic that

1216
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:19,360
Speaker 2: is at play age is not just a number, but

1217
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 2: these are just but also like.

1218
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: Your fire specific things for you at that age. But no,

1219
00:56:24,640 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: that makes sense, like this guy should do all those things.

1220
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: I mean you gotta in other words, like you can

1221
00:56:30,680 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: be really fucking up right now and it'll be totally

1222
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:33,799
Speaker 1: you can.

1223
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 3: Still course correct. But if you are thirty seven, you.

1224
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: Gotta make desperate, get it together desperate moves and it's

1225
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:44,200
Speaker 1: really so d that's my cusic career started then, but

1226
00:56:44,320 --> 00:56:45,879
Speaker 1: that is true, made to move though.

1227
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 3: When you were in your late thirties, you're like, I

1228
00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,880
Speaker 3: want to be a musician. I'm starting my music career.

1229
00:56:50,239 --> 00:56:51,880
Speaker 3: I'm doing it. And if you're if you.

1230
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: When me, seven is the most exciting time.

1231
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:56,959
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're thirty seven, I don't want to discourage.

1232
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: Anyone who's forty something and is like I haven't done anything,

1233
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:03,560
Speaker 1: Like well, it's just it's time to do it. You're

1234
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 1: gonna die, But just like do your best, make pa

1235
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,000
Speaker 1: what make peace with that. You're not gonna be as

1236
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: good as you want to be or you might not

1237
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 1: have the best relationship, like, but you're gonna have something

1238
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:14,960
Speaker 1: like have you deserve a relationship you don't get to

1239
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: opt out of these things that everyone else does where

1240
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,560
Speaker 1: you're like, I'm different, I'm gonna be alone forever. Okay,

1241
00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,920
Speaker 1: well maybe that's the case because of just circumstances. And

1242
00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: I'm not saying that the caller talked like this. There

1243
00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: are people in my life that I've had heard talk

1244
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,480
Speaker 1: like this where it's just like I'm not gonna have this.

1245
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:31,320
Speaker 1: I don't get to go on dates. I'm not the

1246
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:32,840
Speaker 1: type of person that will do this kind of thing.

1247
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 1: And I sit here it on Reddit a lot and

1248
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: just people in depressive episodes, And I've talked like this

1249
00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,439
Speaker 1: before about like just absolutes about stuff, and the truth

1250
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: is like you're not special enough to like not do

1251
00:57:43,520 --> 00:57:45,640
Speaker 1: those things, like I'm never gonna be able to get

1252
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: on an airplane, like some people have fears like that,

1253
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,760
Speaker 1: Like it's you. If people do this all the time,

1254
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,800
Speaker 1: you can do it too. It's not that hard. You

1255
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:55,320
Speaker 1: can't making it so hard in your head that that's

1256
00:57:55,360 --> 00:57:57,520
Speaker 1: gonna be your future. Like maybe that's you right now,

1257
00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: Like it could change. I used to be terrify of

1258
00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 1: sex and thinking I will never be able to have it.

1259
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:06,800
Speaker 1: It is too weird. I cannot imagine ever having sex

1260
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: I was terrified of the idea of it late till

1261
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:11,360
Speaker 1: late in life. Then I was like drinking. I was

1262
00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:13,840
Speaker 1: scared of intimacy. I was like, I can't. I used

1263
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 1: to tell my friends I cant fissure myself making out

1264
00:58:15,640 --> 00:58:17,120
Speaker 1: with someone. In high school, I was like, I'm never

1265
00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:19,680
Speaker 1: gonna kis someone because I cannot picture it. It's just

1266
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 1: not something I do. I'm like different, like it's easy

1267
00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,560
Speaker 1: for you guys. I am there's no part of me

1268
00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 1: that wants still put on someone. And I would freak

1269
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:28,840
Speaker 1: out about it. I'd be like, it's just not for

1270
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,560
Speaker 1: you know, and then almost you like put yeah, yeah,

1271
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 1: hell yeah. Now I literally only do it when I'm

1272
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:37,760
Speaker 1: being penetrated, as we just learned, so I can only

1273
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: let it in in some ways. But I just I

1274
00:58:41,240 --> 00:58:43,600
Speaker 1: always used to like pride myself on like or I

1275
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,640
Speaker 1: would have to convince myself I was different, like I

1276
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: have this phobia, I have this weirdness, so that I

1277
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:49,920
Speaker 1: wouldn't do the things I was scared to do. So

1278
00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:52,720
Speaker 1: I venture to think that this person is a little

1279
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,280
Speaker 1: scared of a relationship, and that's okay because they are

1280
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 1: scary and like you might really want one. But there's

1281
00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,640
Speaker 1: a part of you that might also be very scared

1282
00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:02,160
Speaker 1: because it seems so great. It shouldn't seem that you're not.

1283
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: You could be in a relationship if you wanted to be. So,

1284
00:59:04,840 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 1: I would say push yourself to get on apps and

1285
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:08,880
Speaker 1: go on dates and do things that you're terrified of

1286
00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:10,960
Speaker 1: doing and thinking like I can't do that. I have

1287
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,200
Speaker 1: you know, social anxiety or whatever it is, Like, don't

1288
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:16,160
Speaker 1: make excuses. Just do the things other people do when

1289
00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 1: they want update and if you want to find someone,

1290
00:59:18,200 --> 00:59:19,919
Speaker 1: you gotta get You got to get on the apps,

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Speaker 1: I would think, is to talk to people in public,

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Speaker 1: which I don't think you're going to do anytime soon.

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Speaker 1: So go in the apps. You're not different. Not that

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Speaker 1: this person said that they don't want to do that stuff.

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Speaker 2: He's comparing himself with his peers and he's like everybody

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Speaker 2: is in a relationship and I'm not what what's wrong

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Speaker 2: with him?

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Speaker 5: The fu?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you haven't found anyone good enough yet. I mean, honestly,

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Speaker 1: that's kind of how I felt about it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I like my inter view is more lais fair.

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Speaker 2: It's like you're doing nothing wrong. Everything will transpire, you

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Speaker 2: know what, make a list make a list of how

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Speaker 2: you want to feel in a relationship. What is that

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Speaker 2: person like, how do they make you feel?

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Speaker 1: Flation things?

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Speaker 3: Wrote when I was going on my year of dating,

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Speaker 3: I wrote down a list of everything I would want

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Speaker 3: in a girl, and I and then I got it.

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Speaker 1: Then you were on Jimmy Fallon on Friday.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, so it got the wires got crossed. And now

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Speaker 3: Nicky's got a girl who's got all those things, and

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Speaker 3: I'm on Jimmy Fallon.

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Speaker 1: No, but I know that's so true.

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Speaker 3: I put it all down and I and all those

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Speaker 3: things came true. All those things came true. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember other things.

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Speaker 2: What happens is you start acting like the person you

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01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 2: want to be and you didn't even realize it. Like

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Speaker 2: I was like twenty seven and I was dating somebody.

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Speaker 2: He was much older than me. I was like, why

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Speaker 2: am I not actualized in my career? Like I'm just

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Speaker 2: like his girlfriend. I'm his everyone refers to me as

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01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 2: like his girlfriend. I'm not my own person. Yeah, and

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Speaker 2: then I started being like, I want to play music.

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Speaker 2: He's a musician. Oh, I didn't know I wanted to

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Speaker 2: play music. So I started writing songs. I started getting

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Speaker 2: open mics, I started developing that like just think about

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Speaker 2: how you want to feel and what you want, how

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Speaker 2: you see your life.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and force yourself to do things that are uncomfortable

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Speaker 1: and because if you I I want to if you

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Speaker 1: want a relationship, which I used to want one to

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01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 1: and couldn't get one, it was so like woe is me?

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Speaker 1: Like what's wrong with me? No one likes me? Like

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01:01:14,520 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: there were moments where I would think, like maybe I'm broke,

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Speaker 1: Like maybe I'm not a catch, but I guarantee you

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Speaker 1: to the caller, You're a fucking catch because you sound

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01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,360
Speaker 1: like amazing, Like we all just fell in love with you,

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Speaker 1: and so the only reason you don't have someone is

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Speaker 1: because you're not trying, Like it's you're in your own way,

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01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:33,560
Speaker 1: because there's no reason you shouldn't because you're you seem

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Speaker 1: amazing like that. So when I finally realized that about myself,

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Speaker 1: like I'm in my own way, like I if I

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Speaker 1: it's not that hard to get a boyfriend. My old

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01:01:43,080 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 1: story was like I can't get a boyfriend because I'm

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Speaker 1: choosy and because I'm waiting for someone who like deserves me.

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Speaker 1: That's fine, and that's Okay, but that's that's what was happening.

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01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,919
Speaker 1: It wasn't that I was like broken in some way.

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01:01:53,240 --> 01:01:56,640
Speaker 1: I just had I wasn't. I wasn't willing to do

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01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 1: the things I was scared to do unless it was

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01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:01,640
Speaker 1: like really worth it. And I was just like my journey.

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Speaker 1: But some people just date a lot, and.

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Speaker 2: That's cool too, Like we want to know what happens.

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Speaker 3: When I want to know what happened when I was

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Speaker 3: single and sad and lonely. One piece of advice that

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Speaker 3: I forgot who told me it was like a therapist

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01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:15,440
Speaker 3: or a friend or something, but they said, most people

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01:02:15,600 --> 01:02:20,960
Speaker 3: that have a nicky quote this quote. She's yeah, she's

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Speaker 3: most people.

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Speaker 1: You're right. It was a cogent piece of information, so

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Speaker 1: it definitely wasn't a nick quote.

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Speaker 3: Well the advice. The advice was sometimes people go to cars.

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Speaker 3: And I was like what And that was the advice.

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Speaker 3: So someone told me that and I was like, okay, yeah, no,

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01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:43,840
Speaker 3: but someone told me that the vast majority people in

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Speaker 3: modern human existence have gotten married. So what makes you

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Speaker 3: think that you're so special that you're going to be

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Speaker 3: the not thees?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what makes you think you're so special that you're

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Speaker 1: going to die in a plane crash, like like what,

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Speaker 1: I'm serious? Like, why do you think you are so

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Speaker 1: like unique that it's gonna happen a year?

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Speaker 3: It's but this is something that happens to most people.

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Speaker 1: You flip it. Yes, that's true. Okay, it's opposite, yea,

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Speaker 1: most people. We got to go. I have to go

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Speaker 1: get on a plane. Actually, so I can make that

1378
01:03:13,480 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: joke because I'm about to die on a plane crash.

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Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be crazy? And it happened, this would be

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Speaker 1: the most watched video of all time. And you're welcome,

1381
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,560
Speaker 1: my heart that I died in that playing crash saying

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01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:28,240
Speaker 1: that I predicted it. Oh my god, I don't like it,

1383
01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:30,120
Speaker 1: but if it did, it would be wild.

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Speaker 3: Tune into fallon f Boy Island coming on October sixteenth.

1385
01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:37,880
Speaker 1: I didn't make it to any of my opinions, that

1386
01:03:37,960 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 1: would be fun, but do watch f Way Island. It's

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01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:45,120
Speaker 1: my it's my what's it called my song? My tall

1388
01:03:45,280 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 1: song song? No? Actually, my swan song is going to

1389
01:03:47,880 --> 01:03:50,280
Speaker 1: be like I See your Voice like a TV show

1390
01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,040
Speaker 1: that I did, like I tased like two years ago

1391
01:03:52,080 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: that they're just sitting on that's gonna be the last thing. Okay,

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Speaker 1: well it was a great career. Thank you guys so

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Speaker 1: much for listening. I'm total king. I'm I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to die in a plane crash, but i will say

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Speaker 1: I'm working on a joke about one where I say

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Speaker 1: that I just every time there is like turbulence and

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Speaker 1: I think I'm gonna die, I'm just like, oh, I

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01:04:09,240 --> 01:04:11,400
Speaker 1: got a long one to like the Bungo Wi Fi.

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Speaker 1: I'm kind of like I gotta say my goodbyes. Like

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01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,040
Speaker 1: I start thinking about, like what's my old password? Then

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01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:18,200
Speaker 1: I got to like reset it, so like there is

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01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: I already start thinking like clerically about saying my goodbyes,

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01:04:21,480 --> 01:04:23,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like this is so annoying. I have to

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01:04:23,120 --> 01:04:25,840
Speaker 1: die right now. So anyway, that's my joke. Have a

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01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: good weekend and fly safe in Sacramento. Uh, don't be

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01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:36,560
Speaker 1: good and make light of things are terrified of.