Speaker 1: Second, they say dogs are a man's best friend. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why because they're great wingmen? Oh god, they are very true.
Speaker 1: You have a cute dog with you had even a
Speaker 1: really ugly dog. Gorgeous women will stop mid marathon to
Speaker 1: walk over in pener. It is and it's like sometimes
Speaker 1: the uglier dog the more attractive, or a dog she
Speaker 1: doesn't even have a face, You're just looking at it
Speaker 1: sticking out. And apparently that's how William met his date
Speaker 1: with the help of a burn a doodle or is
Speaker 1: it a doodle? Burn burn? What is it? I can't
Speaker 1: keep up with all the crossbreeds here, and when I
Speaker 1: say cross breeds, I mean my co host. But enough
Speaker 1: about this group of beat snipers. Let's just talk to William. William,
Speaker 1: how you doing? Hey, how's it going? Guys? Oh you
Speaker 1: have a cute pop. What's the dog's name? Is it
Speaker 1: bad that I care about that more than your date? Same?
Speaker 1: Right now? My dog's name is Bogey. Oh wow, I know,
Speaker 1: buttons are coming loose already. Tell us about Bogey and
Speaker 1: how Bogey helped you meet your girl. So yeah, So
Speaker 1: I adopted Bogie like about a month ago or so,
Speaker 1: and I started going to the dog park and recently
Speaker 1: I met Rochelle and she has a burnadoodle as well,
Speaker 1: so naturally dogs are like playing together, same dog, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, we started talking and we decided to end
Speaker 1: up getting coffee. Dude, I'm so sorry I haven't listened
Speaker 1: to a single thing you said because I was looking
Speaker 1: at pictures of bernadoodles. Look at them. They're like the
Speaker 1: multi color. They're like white chest and like dark black
Speaker 1: fur up on the face like a movie. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're actually they're pretty awesome, like really eight dogs. Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we're going to a cafe? Is that what we're doing? So, yeah,
Speaker 1: go back to to meeting there, I'll recafe they met,
Speaker 1: they have the same dog, and they agreed to go
Speaker 1: to a cafe okay, right after the dog park, like
Speaker 1: same day, right, Yeah. Yeah. We ended up saying, oh,
Speaker 1: do you want to like grab some coffee at the
Speaker 1: cafe over there? So we sat outside we you know,
Speaker 1: we're just kind of getting to know each other, and
Speaker 1: turned out that Rachelle actually is really well well versed
Speaker 1: in coffee. I mean, you know, she's work at a
Speaker 1: coffee plant. She knows everything goes into the roasting and
Speaker 1: all of that, and Brook he means a coffee factory.
Speaker 1: You know he's not. He didn't work at just one plant. Okay,
Speaker 1: so naturally she said, she said, actually there's this coffee
Speaker 1: plant that there's coffee toys, um oh, like a roasting place. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's like, do you want to do that? Like
Speaker 1: we should go out there. Sometimes those were required for
Speaker 1: my old job, and those people talk a lot. I
Speaker 1: mean when I think hot, sexy, romantic date, I don't
Speaker 1: think let's go see some coffee beans be roasted. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It was interesting. I mean, I mean we
Speaker 1: met at the dog park, like it was very still natural.
Speaker 1: It was just the vibe. It was kind of like, okay, cool,
Speaker 1: this is a great opportunity to hang out again. Was
Speaker 1: it romantic? Like did it feel like there was chemistry
Speaker 1: between the two? Chemistry? Yeah for sure. Okay, okay, that's great.
Speaker 1: So did you actually end up going on the coffee tour? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so we did. We actually went on the on the date.
Speaker 1: How was it? How was the tour and the interaction
Speaker 1: with her? It was actually way better than I was
Speaker 1: expecting it was. There was just a lot of people
Speaker 1: on it, so that was the only part that was
Speaker 1: a bit frustrating. Um, we naturally just kind of hung
Speaker 1: to the back for most of it. Um, and she
Speaker 1: kind of would also explain to me different things about
Speaker 1: the plant and whatnot. I mean, very very sexy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is one of those things where you know she's
Speaker 1: excited to show you. Yeah, so, I mean, you know,
Speaker 1: even if it's not interesting, you bite the bullet, you
Speaker 1: let her go. You know, her eyes are probably big,
Speaker 1: like oh in this, oh, in this at least she
Speaker 1: was having a good time. I didn't know there were
Speaker 1: so many different types of coffee beans, Wow, black and
Speaker 1: more black. I think it'd be like really attractive to
Speaker 1: see somebody like nerd out on something that they're really into,
Speaker 1: even if you don't like it. That's not my thing.
Speaker 1: I'm like fall asleep over here. There any action or anything, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what what what was the most exciting part of the
Speaker 1: coffee experience for you? Well? So, actually probably midway through
Speaker 1: we just kind of had a moment and that we
Speaker 1: we actually just kiss like it was very like in
Speaker 1: the moment and is thisn't like the mandatory kissing part
Speaker 1: of them? Have you kissed in front of a giant
Speaker 1: coffee that No, they haven't. Honestly, it's just it's just
Speaker 1: very natural. And so but this little ten year old kids,
Speaker 1: this little ten year old kid like was near us
Speaker 1: and we didn't see him, so it like totally called
Speaker 1: us out on it. Yes, it was exactly like that,
Speaker 1: and so it kind of like, you know, it was funny,
Speaker 1: but it also kind of like killed the vibe a
Speaker 1: little bit. Yeah, anytime you got kids around when you're
Speaker 1: trying to make out not fun. I can tell you
Speaker 1: from experience. Yet, like all these kids watching, So how
Speaker 1: did you leave things at the end of the day.
Speaker 1: So from there just there was only probably ten minutes
Speaker 1: left of the date. Then it just like we took
Speaker 1: some coffee, said we had fun, looking forward to like
Speaker 1: hanging out again, and just went our sype of ways
Speaker 1: and that was it. And then I actually haven't heard
Speaker 1: from her again since then. Oh my god, Like you
Speaker 1: like you've texted her and you've gotten nothing better. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like she's just kind of gone m I A, oh no,
Speaker 1: it seems a bit weird. It is weird. I don't know,
Speaker 1: we're gonna we're gonna play us, so we'll come back,
Speaker 1: We'll call Rochelle and figure out why after your thrilling
Speaker 1: coffee tour, she is some for some reason not calling
Speaker 1: you back. You guys, it was her idea and they fissed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'll see what she has to say
Speaker 1: after this. Hold on. Second, the first step in coffee
Speaker 1: production is harvesting the beans peak ripeness. Next they process
Speaker 1: the beans or the wet method. Then they drive after
Speaker 1: the wet part on large parchment sleeves, who deep pulp
Speaker 1: grade and sort the beans into one of seventeen categories.
Speaker 1: Did you google concern? Are you just reading? We need
Speaker 1: a break, guys, get on and we fall asleep. He
Speaker 1: did not feel the date with boring. I better stop
Speaker 1: before it gets too raunchy in the studio because I'm
Speaker 1: just describing. I'm describing Williams first date where he and
Speaker 1: Rochelle went to a coffee production plan and got the
Speaker 1: whole history about how coffee's made and Jeffrey and this thing.
Speaker 1: This is dumb and boring. Brooke and Eyes seem to
Speaker 1: think it's cool that they were and even yeah, they
Speaker 1: both enjoyed it. They made out in the middle. Old
Speaker 1: I was skeptical that it could be a romantic experience,
Speaker 1: but there was a kiss in front of a ten
Speaker 1: year old, so I'm very hot. But now it's been
Speaker 1: a week and Rochelle isn't calling back. After the day,
Speaker 1: we're hoping to figure out why did we miss anything there, William? No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you got pretty odd. It sounds like you're a little
Speaker 1: bit turned on there. Hey, William, why do you we'd
Speaker 1: ever heard? Why do you think she's not calling you back?
Speaker 1: I don't really know, I don't know if choosing someone else.
Speaker 1: And then I realized we did keep seeing each other
Speaker 1: with I don't know, I don't I don't really know,
Speaker 1: But like even if that was the case, it should
Speaker 1: kind of like say that it's and it's not gonna
Speaker 1: have to be weird. Well, maybe she has a totally
Speaker 1: reasonable explanation. Maybe, And I'm sure we can bring your
Speaker 1: two beans together to make the perfect brews. Yeah, very nice. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: with some sort of medium blonde blend. Okay, more like
Speaker 1: a burna blend because of their dogs. But let's just
Speaker 1: get We'll just stop with these puns and call Rochelle.
Speaker 1: Get this over with, here we go. Hell, Hey is
Speaker 1: this Rochelle? Yeah? Is she? Hey Rochelle. My name is
Speaker 1: Jeff from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm calling you for a second date update today.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you're familiar with that segment, but
Speaker 1: we're looking to reconnect you with one of our listeners
Speaker 1: using the dry or wet mestop. Oh my god, I'm sorry, Rachelle, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm very sorry. She's going to hang up? Am I
Speaker 1: in the radio right now? Yes, you're on the sexiest
Speaker 1: morning show in North America right now, Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the Morning, saying so much for radio? Isn't it
Speaker 1: number one morning show for bean? Please stop? What what's
Speaker 1: going on? One of our listeners is trying to get
Speaker 1: a hold of you, named William that you went out with.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh no, no, no, no, yeah. Why
Speaker 1: that reaction? It sounds like he had such a great
Speaker 1: time on the date. So awkward. I did not expect this.
Speaker 1: I know we we were expecting a little bit of
Speaker 1: a better reaction from you. After we heard about your day.
Speaker 1: William told us about the coffee plant factory and said
Speaker 1: he's been trying to get a hold of you for
Speaker 1: the last week, texting and asking you out again. But
Speaker 1: you're not responding, Yeah, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say right now. I said
Speaker 1: it like you could be so cute, like you had
Speaker 1: the same dog you Yeah, yeah, Bogie got along with
Speaker 1: Tinky really good. Yeah. I mean, it's just it's it's
Speaker 1: really weird that he told you about our date. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I thought it was weird too that he could tell
Speaker 1: us that. It doesn't help with how the segment works,
Speaker 1: because we want to know about what you guys did
Speaker 1: together and how the interaction was, and from our end,
Speaker 1: it seems okay, minus the part where you made out
Speaker 1: in front of a ten year old Oh he told
Speaker 1: you that? Oh my god, yeah, he said. I mean
Speaker 1: it sounded cute and sweet. And then it got, of
Speaker 1: course interrupted when some kid called you guys out on
Speaker 1: the coffee tour. Okay, so he told you, he told
Speaker 1: you a lot. Yeah. So I'm just gonna cut to
Speaker 1: the chase, like, what is the reason that you're not
Speaker 1: getting a hold of him again? Okay? So okay, I
Speaker 1: mean when I first met him, it was like great,
Speaker 1: and you know what, there's like a spark with people
Speaker 1: when you meet him, and we got to know each other,
Speaker 1: we got coffee we like hung out for like an
Speaker 1: hour and some change, and he's super cute, Like he's
Speaker 1: really he's really cute. He's really attractive, But oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is round then? Um, it's just like I realized
Speaker 1: when we were together with the dogs, he was like
Speaker 1: an eight, you know, but like without Bogie, he was
Speaker 1: like a five or six. And I don't know why
Speaker 1: you weren't attracted to him at the coffee tour when
Speaker 1: he didn't have his dog. I mean like physically he
Speaker 1: is very cute, but there's something about him not having
Speaker 1: his dog around that like really dulled his personality or
Speaker 1: something like I've never had this happen. His dog's the
Speaker 1: hot one in the relationship competition. Is it like she
Speaker 1: ran out of things to talk to you about, because
Speaker 1: I mean maybe that was your similar shared thing, was
Speaker 1: the dogs. Maybe, Yeah, that's that's a good point, like
Speaker 1: I honestly because this has never happened me before, And
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't pinpoint what the heck it is.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I would hang out with him
Speaker 1: all the time if he was with his dog, because
Speaker 1: there's just something about him. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's an option seven and then he'll never be unattractive
Speaker 1: to you. Oh but you guys, Christ do you kissed
Speaker 1: on the tour? Yeah? I mean like things weren't really
Speaker 1: going that good on my end, and I didn't quite
Speaker 1: like I couldn't figure out what was going on, why
Speaker 1: I wasn't into him anymore. So I just kind of
Speaker 1: kids him to try to like spark something. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just I didn't. I didn't feel anything. But if he
Speaker 1: would have had his dog, you would have been so
Speaker 1: into it. Maybe maybe I would have been so weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is this is a tough one to come back from,
Speaker 1: but has fallen. William does deserve to know the truth,
Speaker 1: and he heard it directly from you now, Rochelle, because
Speaker 1: I didn't tell you this, but I forgot he was still. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is gonna raise or lower
Speaker 1: his rating in your mind, but he's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening this whole time. Serious. Yeah, he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Serious, It's okay, it's just how
Speaker 1: you feel. Hey, Yeah, I know I'm definitely surprised to
Speaker 1: hear that. But oh man, sorry, buddy, are you okay?
Speaker 1: I'm totally fine. I mean, I I just if you
Speaker 1: had just said that, like, we wouldn't I guess we
Speaker 1: wouldn't be here. I thought you were into it, and
Speaker 1: if you had just said, hey, wasn't feeling it? Like no, no,
Speaker 1: But I did feel it like I felt it with
Speaker 1: you and Bogey just not just not just you, you know,
Speaker 1: like that's that combo right there. That's what does it
Speaker 1: for me. I don't know what kind of you're into.
Speaker 1: It does sound strange, Jesus, it makes sense to me.
Speaker 1: It's like that man is only attractive if Robin's there
Speaker 1: with him. That's not true. Some people think that adds
Speaker 1: a little bit of extra spice to it. That's like
Speaker 1: saying Alfred has Yeah, I'll take Alfred too. Oh, let's
Speaker 1: get the whole family. I mean, here's the thing. Maybe
Speaker 1: you're not giving him enough chance because maybe the coffee
Speaker 1: thing was boring, like Jeff said, and the lighting was
Speaker 1: bad and like there just wasn't a place to be sparked.
Speaker 1: What is boring about de hulling and grating and sorting coffee?
Speaker 1: Tell me one boring thing about that. I thought it
Speaker 1: was interesting. But maybe that's why you got the vibe
Speaker 1: that things were dead. Okay, I mean I like think
Speaker 1: about like another date or yeah, a chance, I think
Speaker 1: so too, and he can promise to carry around a
Speaker 1: picture of his dog right next to his face so
Speaker 1: it's like they're both there all the time, and we'll
Speaker 1: pay for that date. I mean, I I'd be it
Speaker 1: for hanging out again if it was like listen or dogs.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, to be honest, not to make it anymore awkward,
Speaker 1: like I really don't, it's not I don't need to
Speaker 1: on a second date. Like I heard enough, Like I
Speaker 1: know how we are you saying, and I would actually
Speaker 1: just rather like keep it cool. We see each other
Speaker 1: the dog parking, our dogs play like just have to
Speaker 1: be awkward, like you're into the dog, you know? I
Speaker 1: l but wait, can we agree that like the kids
Speaker 1: seeing us kiss on our first kiss ever, like that's
Speaker 1: tortually a sign that we shouldn't be together. I feel
Speaker 1: like I just I thought it was funny. I didn't
Speaker 1: really think about it that deeply, but yeah, feeling I
Speaker 1: think you've handled this really maturely. Oh, thank you, Brooke.
Speaker 1: I do think I did a really good job of
Speaker 1: handling this. I came through in a big way. Okay,
Speaker 1: I appreciate recognizing my greatness. For one, you made it
Speaker 1: through a whole coffee. Second date update looking Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the morning.