1 00:00:03,240 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: Concession. 2 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:07,280 Speaker 2: I can't take back earl arms. 3 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:10,360 Speaker 1: Mouth speak. 4 00:00:11,400 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 3: Got a text seventy five nine two that says my 5 00:00:13,400 --> 00:00:17,520 Speaker 3: wife forgot my birthday and spent the entire day planning 6 00:00:17,560 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 3: what she wanted us to do for her birthday, which 7 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:23,959 Speaker 3: is seven months away. Makes it worse, and so to 8 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:27,200 Speaker 3: get even I ate her secret stash of mini Snickers 9 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 3: bars because I know where she hides them. It's because 10 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 3: it's like, sounds like it's nothing, but it's probably huge. 11 00:00:33,680 --> 00:00:34,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: That led to a seven month fight. 13 00:00:36,760 --> 00:00:39,960 Speaker 3: I guess passive aggressive behavior towards your significant other is 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 3: one way to deal with your stress, but another, I say, 15 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,520 Speaker 3: healthier way is to come on our show to vent 16 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,080 Speaker 3: your truth anonymously. 17 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:47,760 Speaker 2: There we go. 18 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:50,239 Speaker 3: No guarantee Brooke won't try and get your candy, though 19 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:50,920 Speaker 3: after it's over. 20 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:53,200 Speaker 1: Oh if I find that stash, it's gone. 21 00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:55,440 Speaker 3: But we do have one person ready to give us 22 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,520 Speaker 3: a peek into his secret stash. He wants to go 23 00:00:57,560 --> 00:00:59,959 Speaker 3: by Derek today. So Derek, welcome to the show. 24 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:03,639 Speaker 2: Oh hey, guys, thanks for taking my call. I appreciate it. 25 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:07,399 Speaker 2: Oh very horrible, Derek. How are you feeling. I'm all right, 26 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:10,319 Speaker 2: I'm a little distressed. Having a little little bit of 27 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:11,600 Speaker 2: anxiety about something. 28 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 3: Okay, Brook's not really going to steal your Snickers bars, 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:16,640 Speaker 3: so you don't have to worry. That was just a joke. 30 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:21,000 Speaker 2: I feel like I want to give Derek a hug. 31 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:19,959 Speaker 1: My friend. 32 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,800 Speaker 2: This stuff has bothered me for years. We're going way 33 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: back to freshman year in college. 34 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:28,880 Speaker 3: Oh wow, well, your voice changer is on. You're the 35 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,640 Speaker 3: mass speaker. Let's hear about your confession. 36 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:35,119 Speaker 2: So it was my first year. I didn't really get 37 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:38,840 Speaker 2: good grades. I had a very good social life. I 38 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,839 Speaker 2: hung out a lot. I had a lot of friends, 39 00:01:40,920 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 2: you know, a lot of you're not making grades. That's fine, y, right, exactly. 40 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 2: I also had strict parents. 41 00:01:48,760 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 1: Oh ah, okay, who are probably paying for this? 42 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to the hilt. I'm sure it was a lot. 43 00:01:58,240 --> 00:02:00,600 Speaker 3: Yeah for college. 44 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 1: Yah, they have a reason why. 45 00:02:02,080 --> 00:02:05,080 Speaker 3: But yeah, that's kind of their fault for believing in you. 46 00:02:05,480 --> 00:02:07,840 Speaker 3: You know, they should know better than to spend that 47 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 3: much money on their own shop. Parents do do that 48 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,320 Speaker 3: dangle it. They're like, well, help you pay, but you 49 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,079 Speaker 3: can't fail. 50 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: Is that what you tell your mom? Jeffrey years of privacy. 51 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 3: Trust me, My dad wanted me to take microeconomics. That 52 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,920 Speaker 3: was a terrible idea and he found out really quickly. 53 00:02:22,919 --> 00:02:23,160 Speaker 2: Why. 54 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,720 Speaker 3: But anyway, you have the type of parents that care 55 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 3: about you getting good grades. 56 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:30,400 Speaker 2: Yes, my parents do care about me and there well. 57 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: And so I'm back home after the first year and 58 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 2: my father, while I'm in my room one day comes 59 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,679 Speaker 2: up to me and he's like, hey, I want to 60 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 2: see your grades. 61 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,799 Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, oh, I go to one of 62 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,559 Speaker 1: those colleges that don't have them. 63 00:02:47,960 --> 00:02:48,919 Speaker 3: Walk into a friend's account. 64 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,240 Speaker 2: I knew that he would freak out if I just 65 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 2: showed him the grades. So what I did was, do 66 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:02,440 Speaker 2: you guys know what the inspect command button does on the. 67 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: That a man on what I don't even there is 68 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: no inspect button. 69 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,080 Speaker 2: If you click right click on websites, if you click 70 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:18,120 Speaker 2: the right on the right, you can click inspect and 71 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 2: it pulls up code. And in that code, you can 72 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 2: change what someone's seeing on the screen. 73 00:03:26,480 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 3: Wait, you can change what a website says. 74 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,240 Speaker 2: It makes it look a little different, but you're not 75 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 2: changing the website. I'm not actually changing anything. I'm just 76 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 2: changing what my father is seeing in time as I'm 77 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:44,000 Speaker 2: showing him on my screen. Right now, I have to. 78 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 3: Look this up. I've accident a few times and I'm 79 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:48,240 Speaker 3: always like, oh my gosh, what are these codes? And 80 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 3: I get out of that. 81 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:50,600 Speaker 1: Dude, I feel like you should get an age just 82 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: for being able to do that. 83 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:55,360 Speaker 2: I appreciate that I know a lot of ways around 84 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:59,760 Speaker 2: things and getting away with stuff. Yeah. Yeah, So he 85 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 2: was so happy to see those grades. He was so ecstatic. 86 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:06,640 Speaker 1: Did you show him all a's or did you get 87 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:07,600 Speaker 1: some bees in there too? 88 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 2: Oh? Oh yeah, yeah, no, I put some bees in there, 89 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:13,720 Speaker 2: mostly as though we had like A being science. My 90 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,880 Speaker 2: father wouldn't believe I got an A in science. Keeping 91 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 2: it realistic, but sorry, out right, it kind of added 92 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,599 Speaker 2: to what seem made it seem more truthful and honest. 93 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:27,920 Speaker 3: Good good, Well did he believe it? 94 00:04:28,839 --> 00:04:31,280 Speaker 2: He believed it so much that he wanted me to 95 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:32,520 Speaker 2: print up the page. 96 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: Oh oh can you do that? 97 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? No, I did print it up. I printed up 98 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:40,560 Speaker 2: for him. But he did that because he wanted to 99 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 2: send that to my car insurance company to get me 100 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:48,200 Speaker 2: a lower rate because I get better grades. 101 00:04:48,480 --> 00:04:48,960 Speaker 1: That's right. 102 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,000 Speaker 3: That Yeah, they do like good student discounts at some 103 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 3: insurance company. 104 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,839 Speaker 2: As never knew that was. 105 00:04:59,240 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: Wait, so what do you feel guilty about just scamming 106 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:03,159 Speaker 1: the insurance company. 107 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 2: I may or may not have been committing insurance fraud 108 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 2: for the last few years. 109 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:13,200 Speaker 3: Kind of a problem. Oh my god, Well, just didn't. 110 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:19,279 Speaker 1: Pay insurance for like three years company. 111 00:05:19,560 --> 00:05:21,240 Speaker 2: I just want to make sure I'm not going to 112 00:05:21,279 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: go to jail. 113 00:05:22,760 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it'd probably be your dad that went because 114 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:27,919 Speaker 1: the one that was on the policy. 115 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,200 Speaker 3: It wasn't your fault. You're not the person that sent 116 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 3: your phony grades to the insurance company. 117 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:35,599 Speaker 2: No, right, I was not my fault. I didn't know. 118 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:37,039 Speaker 2: I think it maybe he wanted to put it on 119 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:40,279 Speaker 2: the fridge or something. I just want to be that guy. Yeah, 120 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,760 Speaker 2: you literally, he was a computer glitch. 121 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:46,520 Speaker 1: Just happened. So did you get caught? 122 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 2: No? No, I still haven't gotten caught. No, I haven't 123 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 2: gotten caught. 124 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 3: That's why you feel guilty. 125 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:53,800 Speaker 1: He's just looking at around his shoulder at every turn, 126 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 1: waiting for the insurance agency. 127 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 2: Plus, right, I don't want this to be the last 128 00:05:58,160 --> 00:05:59,800 Speaker 2: thing I tell my dad on his death. 129 00:06:02,839 --> 00:06:05,080 Speaker 1: Just keep that one to yourself. Yeah, you know you 130 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:07,720 Speaker 1: saved him, Tony, and he was proud of you. 131 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 3: But now I learned a great new trick. Whenever like 132 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,279 Speaker 3: management comes over and wants to see our Nielsen ratings online. 133 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:16,040 Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go in there. Look at that one 134 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 3: billion listening hours. Yeah, I'm amazing about we. 135 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 1: Surpassed number one. 136 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:21,080 Speaker 3: We're ready number zero. 137 00:06:22,960 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 2: Good for us. 138 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:26,000 Speaker 3: Hey, thanks for sharing that with us, Derek, that was 139 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:26,680 Speaker 3: good one man. 140 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,719 Speaker 2: Thanks for listening. Guys. 141 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,560 Speaker 3: Text in seven eighty five nine two. If you have 142 00:06:29,600 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 3: a confession you've been holding on to weekend hydro identity, 143 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:33,960 Speaker 3: mask your voice and make you the next mass speaker. 144 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 3: Your phone TAP's coming up. 145 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 2: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.