1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:03,159 Speaker 1: Go and make sure you're telling the watch out for Florida, Miloria, Milorda. 2 00:00:05,280 --> 00:00:07,600 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 3 00:00:07,840 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 2: all of Floda. 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,720 Speaker 1: You are a donkey. 5 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:15,040 Speaker 3: The Florida man at tapped in ATM for a very 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 3: strange reason. It gave him too much money. 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:19,880 Speaker 4: Florida man is arrested after stay he rigged the door 8 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,599 Speaker 4: to his home in an attempt to electric hit his 9 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,319 Speaker 4: pregnant lights. 10 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:24,720 Speaker 3: Police arrested in Orlando man we're talking of. 11 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:27,720 Speaker 1: From Nada the breakfast club bitch you donkey other day 12 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:29,680 Speaker 1: with Scharlam Haye, the guy. I don't know why y'all 13 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:30,840 Speaker 1: keep letting him get y'all like this. 14 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 2: It ain't me little du Baalis, y'all donkey today for 15 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 2: Friday December first goes to a thirty eight year old Miami, 16 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 2: Florida woman named the Poora Abraham. Now, what does your 17 00:00:39,720 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 2: uncle Shalla always say about the great state of Florida? 18 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:42,680 Speaker 1: Say it with me. 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 2: The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and 20 00:00:45,400 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 2: all of Florida. And don't assume that Ivy Rivera is 21 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:50,839 Speaker 2: from the Bronx just because you know she's not she's 22 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:53,959 Speaker 2: from Brooklyn. Thanks so crazy. Nonetheless, but that's neither here 23 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 2: nor there. Now I think I can confidently say that 24 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,120 Speaker 2: Zapora is one hundred percent grade a city girl. 25 00:00:58,440 --> 00:01:00,200 Speaker 1: And you know, a city girl gonna do one of 26 00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: two things. 27 00:01:00,720 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 2: She either gonna f on a scamming ass rich ass, 28 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 2: or she gonnammit a scam herself. See those big burking 29 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 2: bags that hold five or six figures don't buy themselves. 30 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:11,160 Speaker 1: So a city girl gonna make a way. 31 00:01:11,640 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 2: Wham bam, thank you, scamming the poor Big Zip twenty 32 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:18,119 Speaker 2: eight grams of pure scam made away. Okay, she didn't 33 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 2: even aim high. Young Zip wasn't even looking for no 34 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:23,120 Speaker 2: new jewels to shine her out. She wasn't looking for 35 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: no shopping spreez to fly her out. She wasn't in 36 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:30,240 Speaker 2: Calabasas trying to buy a house. Young Zip was in Walmart. Okay, 37 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:32,720 Speaker 2: Young Zip was in Walmart trying to figure out a 38 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 2: way to walk out with eight hundred and fifty dollars 39 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: worth for items eight hundred and fifty dollars worth for 40 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:41,680 Speaker 2: items from Walmart. She wasn't trying to scam a new 41 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 2: coop with the paper tag same color as the burking 42 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 2: bag No. Eight hundred and fifty dollars a household items 43 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:49,720 Speaker 2: from Walmart? And how was she trying to do it 44 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:53,640 Speaker 2: with counterfeit bills? Oh boy, see, young zip, don't got 45 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 2: time for you fake ass holes talking out loud on 46 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,800 Speaker 2: your fake ass clothes. But she definitely got time was 47 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: in fake ass bills. Let's go to CBS News Miami 48 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:00,480 Speaker 2: for the report. 49 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 5: Police a woman is and custodily she allegedly used then 50 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,120 Speaker 5: ate counterfeit money at a Walmart and North Miami Beach 51 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:11,480 Speaker 5: officers received the report from customer service. 52 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:16,200 Speaker 4: They recognized the suspect, Zephorah Abraham, from a prior incident. 53 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:19,240 Speaker 4: Abraham also allegedly tried to leave the store with a 54 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,639 Speaker 4: bin full of items worth more than eight hundred and 55 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 4: fifty dollars when stopped by an officer. Please say she 56 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,639 Speaker 4: tried to eat some of the counterfeit money. She's facing 57 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 4: felony charges, including grand theft. 58 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 2: How the news reporter just all nonchalantly says she used 59 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 2: in ate fake money. 60 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:37,320 Speaker 1: This is how you do. Floyda is nuts? 61 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:39,360 Speaker 2: Now, what kind of city girl attempts to have a 62 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 2: money fight with fake money? 63 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 1: Okay? 64 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,240 Speaker 2: City girls told Broke boys fall back if their money 65 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Speaker 2: ain't right, So the same rules have to apply for 66 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:45,920 Speaker 2: broke girls. 67 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,680 Speaker 1: Broke girls fall back if your money ain't right, and Young. 68 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,560 Speaker 2: Zip, you need to fall all the way back because 69 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,520 Speaker 2: the only thing worse than no money is fake money. Now, 70 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: the fact that Zapport tried to eat this money lets 71 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 2: me know that she has swallowed worse. 72 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,840 Speaker 1: Okay, when that's your go to move and you. 73 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 2: Done swallowed whole blunts, You done swallowed crack, you done 74 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 2: swallowed from heroin, and that poom poom of yours has 75 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:12,200 Speaker 2: definitely done been a stash box for all types of narcotics. Okay, 76 00:03:12,240 --> 00:03:14,120 Speaker 2: your name is a Pora, but I bet they call 77 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:16,440 Speaker 2: you Big Zip around the way because you could hide 78 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 2: a hole ziper cush in your poom poom. Okay, make 79 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,440 Speaker 2: the loud pack go from smelling Mustang just smelling like 80 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,040 Speaker 2: the kitchen at Red Lobster canine dog would just pass 81 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,120 Speaker 2: out if you ever got a whifted. 82 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:33,919 Speaker 1: It was a display for me Jesus. 83 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:37,440 Speaker 2: Look, it's the Pora in the worlds of TK Kirkland 84 00:03:37,440 --> 00:03:39,720 Speaker 2: who raised you? Okay, I love Walmart. If you read 85 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 2: my first book, Black Privilege, and you know how much 86 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 2: I love Walmart. I consider Walmart holy grounds a cultural 87 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:47,040 Speaker 2: institution when you grow up in a small town in 88 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:50,280 Speaker 2: the country, rural America, like I did Monks Corner, South Carolina, 89 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 2: dropping the clues bomps from Monst Corner. Okay, you know 90 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 2: there's not much to do except roam around the twenty 91 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 2: four hour Walmart. So I consider what you did blasphemous. 92 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:02,120 Speaker 2: But we also don't know that Walmart's usually the first 93 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 2: place folks learn to steal from. So I know thirty 94 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:06,800 Speaker 2: eight is pretty old for a scam in Miami. By 95 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: thirty eight in Miami, you know, a city girl should 96 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 2: be all Madden. Okay, you should be a all Madden 97 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 2: scammer at the very least all pro. But you moving 98 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:17,159 Speaker 2: like a streat rookief. You because let's just say you know, 99 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:20,040 Speaker 2: let's just say you was a pro. Okay, a pro 100 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 2: would know eight hundred and fifty dollars worth of items. 101 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,800 Speaker 2: You just take that to the self check out, scan 102 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:26,800 Speaker 2: a pack of gum about thirty times, so you get 103 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,440 Speaker 2: a long ass receipt, walk out, greeted, Just go and 104 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,200 Speaker 2: glance at the receipt, keep it moving. 105 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,640 Speaker 3: Wait, that sound like you did that before. 106 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,400 Speaker 1: Never did it. 107 00:04:34,480 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 2: But I guarantee you JT and Young Miami somewhere right 108 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:38,839 Speaker 2: now listening to me and they thinking to themselves. 109 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:42,960 Speaker 1: Period. Okay, all right, train to know what I'm talking about. 110 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's right. 111 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 2: I'm just simply saying, Zapora, you're not ever gonna get 112 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:49,680 Speaker 2: a crocodile burking from the everglades moving, how you moving? 113 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:52,359 Speaker 2: Not to mention those counterfeit bills, not dying for you. 114 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,560 Speaker 2: I know we live in a world where everything is 115 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 2: GMO and we all eating fake counterfeit processed everything for 116 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,600 Speaker 2: the most part. But the attempt swallow two hundred dollars 117 00:05:01,600 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 2: in fake money counterfeit bills. What Haitian woman in Miami 118 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:09,320 Speaker 2: put that thing on you, put voodoo on you that 119 00:05:09,400 --> 00:05:11,920 Speaker 2: made you think you have goat and you can eat paper? 120 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,840 Speaker 1: Please give us a poor Abram, the sweet Soigns and 121 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:19,640 Speaker 1: the Hamiltons. Oh no, you are the doge. 122 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 2: Of the day, the doggee all the day. Yee yes, indeed, 123 00:05:33,920 --> 00:05:35,720 Speaker 2: all right now say peace BT, so we could talk 124 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 2: about why doctor Umaha might be a little upset. All right, well, 125 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:40,360 Speaker 2: thank you for that donkey to day and. 126 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,440 Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go, say peace BT peace 127 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 1: be et Now. 128 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 2: I just heard some slightly disturbing boy about one of 129 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 2: my favorite nieces. 130 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 1: Ivy revealed, Oh, welcome to the show. Ivey has to 131 00:05:54,279 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: know me and doctor Umah wouldn't have approved of. What 132 00:05:56,279 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: did you hear, sir? 133 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 3: I don't know. 134 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,599 Speaker 1: Do you want to tell us? I don't know what 135 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:02,960 Speaker 1: you heard either. I am totally against it. I heard 136 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: you recently got ghosted. 137 00:06:05,839 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 3: No, not me. 138 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 1: By a ghost. 139 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 3: I see what I see what you're doing here. 140 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,240 Speaker 1: I hate this show. 141 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 3: I am totally against it, but I'm. 142 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: Here for it. So what are you saying, Charlie? What's 143 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:23,200 Speaker 1: the question? I heard y'all. Don't act like I'm making 144 00:06:23,200 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: this up. I walked in and heard y'all talking about. 145 00:06:24,839 --> 00:06:27,279 Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about. I'm in total denial. 146 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 2: Some things are made for behind the scenes, but put 147 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:33,120 Speaker 2: on it. Oh enough money, you go ahead. 148 00:06:33,279 --> 00:06:38,400 Speaker 1: Now, I mean we already here, now all the way 149 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: with it. I got ghost to buy a cacad Oh 150 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:42,920 Speaker 1: my goodness, I didn't mean to go all the way 151 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:51,160 Speaker 1: lashes for conduct. I'm becoming a black hold on guys. 152 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:55,200 Speaker 3: Before we get ahead of ourselves. 153 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:55,320 Speaker 1: What happened? 154 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:59,159 Speaker 3: We need we need the rumors to be clear. 155 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,400 Speaker 6: Right, that's a big mac because he's he's really spiraling 156 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,799 Speaker 6: my story otical. 157 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 3: I went to dinner with a man. 158 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 1: Was the food seasons? 159 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:10,800 Speaker 3: It was? 160 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:15,000 Speaker 6: It was delicious. I had a bronzino. It was a 161 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:19,920 Speaker 6: two hour conversation, very fruitful. The day after we had 162 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:23,160 Speaker 6: a nice conversation. Expressed that I wanted to see him again. 163 00:07:25,120 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 3: And I didn't. 164 00:07:27,120 --> 00:07:30,120 Speaker 1: And he was white and he was white. Play some 165 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:30,640 Speaker 1: white music? 166 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:39,960 Speaker 3: Tell me why? 167 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 2: Why? So? 168 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:42,720 Speaker 1: What is the question? What are we asking this this morning? Guys? 169 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: All right, Oh, what the question is? I just think 170 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 1: it's funny as hell. That's how you came. 171 00:07:49,520 --> 00:07:53,400 Speaker 2: About you don't care about you a black woman or 172 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 2: a Latino woman? Who has ever been ghosted by a 173 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:58,200 Speaker 2: white man? I was just gonna say, have you have 174 00:07:58,240 --> 00:08:00,880 Speaker 2: a dated outside your race? But that sounded that we 175 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:01,720 Speaker 2: know that already. 176 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:03,000 Speaker 3: No. 177 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 6: I think the question is have you ever tried something 178 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 6: outside of your type? 179 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,120 Speaker 3: And it failed tremendously? 180 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,480 Speaker 1: Well, doctor Womar tried to warn you you ain't listen. 181 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:14,160 Speaker 3: Oh man, what's here? I am? I'm living my truth? 182 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,760 Speaker 2: Tell us what who's this? 183 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:19,880 Speaker 6: Is it? 184 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,760 Speaker 3: In sync? Batty boys? 185 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:25,680 Speaker 2: This is a good question that Ivy posed. You know, 186 00:08:25,720 --> 00:08:28,720 Speaker 2: have you ever tried something new? Okay in the relationship, 187 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 2: the relationship it didn't work out. 188 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:31,520 Speaker 3: That's backfired. 189 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 1: Five y'all can relate to Ivy story. 190 00:08:34,360 --> 00:08:36,040 Speaker 2: There's a lot of y'all black women out there and 191 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,400 Speaker 2: Latino women out there who tried the date outside of 192 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:40,080 Speaker 2: your race and the white man ghosted you. 193 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:41,360 Speaker 1: You thought it was gonna be different over there. 194 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 6: I'm back, I'm back to black. 195 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:49,360 Speaker 5: One. 196 00:08:49,400 --> 00:08:51,720 Speaker 1: That is the question, have you ever dated outside of 197 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:53,839 Speaker 1: your race? You tried something and it didn't work. 198 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,240 Speaker 2: He thought the grass was gonna be green on the 199 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 2: other side, but there was no color over there at. 200 00:08:57,160 --> 00:09:00,760 Speaker 1: All, not at all, no season. Can you turn this off? 201 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,400 Speaker 1: I was just joking about play white. Now he turned 202 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: that up. That's actually slaps, by the way, But yes, 203 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:06,319 Speaker 1: let's discuss. 204 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,960 Speaker 3: It's really crazy. I feel attacked. 205 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: But who says that then because I missed you then 206 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,599 Speaker 1: in the Avril levine. 207 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,160 Speaker 3: That is not. 208 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,680 Speaker 1: Is not grand. 209 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:26,160 Speaker 6: This is this is getting Brittany. 210 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,800 Speaker 3: Is pretty all right, We'll play Definitely. 211 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,840 Speaker 1: It's a breakfast logan more the Breakfast Club