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Speaker 1: I don't join Jo. You gotta turn, you're going to arm.

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Speaker 1: a good morning everybody. Y'all listening to the voice, Come

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Speaker 1: on dig me now. One and only Steve Harvey got

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Speaker 1: I'll tell it to you. This morning man started off

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Speaker 1: real crazy. But it's just those little mishaps where we

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Speaker 1: Could I have played the role of where is my car?

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Speaker 1: Slow down. So in those moments right there, always remember

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Speaker 1: It's important because that's the goal. And so many people

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Speaker 1: And if you allow the small things to stop you,

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Speaker 1: You know, God has blessed me in so many ways.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what can I say? You know, I ask

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Speaker 1: Now I act like I don't want to come to it.

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Speaker 1: Do I not realize that there are certain people, man,

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Speaker 1: how you handle what happens doesn't matter. So keep pushing, y'all.

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Speaker 1: And if you just sometimes you just don't know. I

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Speaker 1: But at least let's go see. Let's try. I made it. Now.

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Speaker 1: All of that. Shirley Strawberry calling for real, Mississippi Monica

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Speaker 1: Nephew Tommy Junior, Let me ask you something. Let me

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Speaker 1: you ain't got a hate on his body? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's muscle? Is that what that means? No? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: they're not reliable, Junior. I'm sorry. Congratulations Junior could hard

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Speaker 1: as I'm working paperwork? All right? Listen coming up, coming

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Speaker 1: Would run that brank back right after this you're listening

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Speaker 1: to show, all right, it is time now to start

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Ness? He and I got

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Speaker 1: husband Protection Program. Let's go. Let's go ki. Hi Morgan,

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Speaker 1: my name is Josh. I'm with HPP giving you a call.

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Speaker 1: You are married to uh mister Sean to mic? Correct, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you're head of security, So you don't know all

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Speaker 1: You can do that. Man live in Baltimore. I gotta

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Speaker 1: It really is. It is so things. We wish that

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Speaker 1: want a month. Yeah, I wish I had that. I

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Speaker 1: used to day the girls. I didn't care nothing about

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Speaker 1: you know we used to eat restaurants now eat restaurants now?

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Speaker 1: Take you take thirty off my beagles, thirty likes up?

423
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: You get me some down. No, you know you gotta

424
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: eating the restaurants now. You gotta take two elevators. Get

425
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 1: to the top. Chile. It's the same flow everybody, even

426
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 1: I want to go over there. That's why I want

427
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 1: to eat down two for twitter. Hold I miss that,

428
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:04,600
Speaker 1: all right? This is called things you wish you still had?

429
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 1: Come on, nephew, Well I can't say it, but I'm

430
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 1: gonna see it. But I ain't supposed to see it. Well, hell,

431
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: what what? What's what's you? Yeah? I'm like, oh what

432
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:23,000
Speaker 1: the what? I just I wish I had more than ahead.

433
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: I already know what you're gonna say. Go ahead, please

434
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:34,960
Speaker 1: mold than one woman. Yeah you really really really ridiculous

435
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:37,240
Speaker 1: with it. I'm going through the one woman blues. You

436
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 1: hear me. I can't ruugh on me over here. Just

437
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: just I'm just saying that you're telling my stuff. I wish.

438
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,520
Speaker 1: I hate it. I ain't got it. I'm just saying,

439
00:26:45,280 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: when you're comfortable with saying this aloud? Yeah, just wow,

440
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: molding woman? What's wrong? Wow? No quick question? Ain't we Yeah?

441
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:59,399
Speaker 1: You wish? Ain't we question? Wow? I'll tell you what

442
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,800
Speaker 1: I wow. I'll tell you what I mean. I ain't

443
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,080
Speaker 1: gonna say that. Boy him there, No, I have no words.

444
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: He's real. His wife was just on the radio. Yeah,

445
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: uh the other day for mother's dad. He don't he

446
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:16,359
Speaker 1: really speak. But here's something trait disappointing to me dealing

447
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,400
Speaker 1: with women, don't. I wish I had women whose babies

448
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 1: went to sleep. If I if I could just get that,

449
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,040
Speaker 1: I'm dating women now. They babies got more energy, They

450
00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: stay up. These kids have no idea about nine o'clock. No,

451
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,919
Speaker 1: it's ten thirty. The baby in between me and sitting up,

452
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: he mowing too the movie than us. This baby said,

453
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: y'all see that? Hell not we see that. I can't

454
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: touch her nothing because John John sitting between us. If

455
00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 1: I just had women baby with the sleep all right? Uh,

456
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: that was good, guys, things you wish you still had.

457
00:27:53,640 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 1: Thanks WHITEBC, that's what us Steve named you guys. You're listening. Uh,

458
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: here's a question for you, guys. What do you do

459
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 1: before sex to make it more incredible? Nugget? Man? Really

460
00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:19,520
Speaker 1: is this Taylor made for you? Tommy? I mean I

461
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 1: can I can give you something what you got Tommy.

462
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: I mean you're always talking. I'm trying to feel it

463
00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 1: while you're editing. Let me tell you spur of the moment.

464
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: Sex is always hot and exciting, but sometimes we have

465
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: more time to prepare for upcoming sexy time. And putting

466
00:28:39,640 --> 00:28:42,680
Speaker 1: that time to good youth can make can help things,

467
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: you know, go to the next level, so to speak.

468
00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:48,640
Speaker 1: Here's how to get into the mood in advance to

469
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: make sex more amazing. Don't look bored like you already

470
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 1: know this, Steve, Okay, like you don't need any help

471
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,720
Speaker 1: in this area. Look at all the guys in the

472
00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: room like yes, yes, like they could have ridden all

473
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:09,880
Speaker 1: the stuff about me. Okay. First of all, get in

474
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: the mood. Time to start thinking about what's going to

475
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: turn you on later. So that's how you get in

476
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: the mood. You start thinking about what's going to turn

477
00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:20,959
Speaker 1: you on later. Okay, say it's now. You know, when

478
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: we get off you start thinking about it now. So

479
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: by the time we get off work and you get home,

480
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:31,720
Speaker 1: you gotta do it. Tell me what if you mentioned it? Hey,

481
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: we're gonna do something when we get home. Yeah, that's enough.

482
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 1: That's enough for any man. Stop, you promise me something.

483
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 1: You know, we've been turning me only I've been catching

484
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 1: her and I don't know what it is. When I

485
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: just boy, when I catch her hand, it just it

486
00:29:56,400 --> 00:30:00,160
Speaker 1: happens right there at the animals because the kids, I'm

487
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: going to come in the launching part of the boy,

488
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: we'd be right down. Can't whole Wait, man, I like,

489
00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:10,080
Speaker 1: I like when you're walking up the steps and I'm behind.

490
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: That's it. The game name makes sense. Ironing is not sexy.

491
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:20,320
Speaker 1: So you when my baby leaning over and beyond him, God,

492
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 1: that is the greatest thing in the world. Now, I'd

493
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: be like, these pills it's five damn dollar, go down.

494
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,560
Speaker 1: Do we have to hear about these pills every time?

495
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:44,840
Speaker 1: The cost of the pills, all of that, every time

496
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 1: every single time. Yes, okay, so here's another here's another tip,

497
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:53,120
Speaker 1: so you know, when you're thinking about it early, start texting,

498
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 1: because it takes women a little longer. We're not as

499
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,400
Speaker 1: ready set go as you guys, so it takes us

500
00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: a long time. I'm to warr you no longer time

501
00:31:01,480 --> 00:31:03,920
Speaker 1: to warm up to get where you guys already are

502
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 1: in here. I have another problem with that because I'm

503
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,880
Speaker 1: such a bad speller. And then I text I'm gonna

504
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:36,959
Speaker 1: tell that grass up, and you get she's looking at

505
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 1: her phone like what she gonna say, saying good because

506
00:31:41,360 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: I mean asking you to get things that garbage. Okay,

507
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: So they say eat frisky friendly foods, you know, like um,

508
00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: like oysters, things like that. You know, the foods that

509
00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: say that they're aprodisiacs. Don't eat the rito. Yeah. Yeah,

510
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: they don't want you to eat cool wrench on your breath.

511
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: It's not cool. It smells a lot like a rink cools.

512
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: Your breath do smell like a wrench, but it ain't

513
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: nothing cool. But that's exactly what they says. Avoid foods

514
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:36,520
Speaker 1: that cause bloating and bad breath. That's exactly what cigars are.

515
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 1: Not helpful at all. Boy, you don't know how many

516
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:47,120
Speaker 1: times you love your cigars. Yeah, but you know, I know,

517
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 1: you know, before I go to Big Dog, I have

518
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 1: to brush it. First of all, I have to wash

519
00:32:54,080 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: my muschard. You don't really see lips a whole nother

520
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: separate back. My lips is a whole solid man. I

521
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: got to brush my teeth with toothpaste, okay. Then I

522
00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: brush them with listerine okay. Then I rent with list okay,

523
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:23,800
Speaker 1: and then you know, I go eat something cool and refreshing. Men. Yeah,

524
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: but don't come in there at all with cigar brow now,

525
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: because I actually live with the bloodhout. Yeah, you smell

526
00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:39,240
Speaker 1: like an ass trait. Then it says, access your wardrobe.

527
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,160
Speaker 1: You know, where's something sexy that your woman might like

528
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 1: or your guy might like? So what what would that

529
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: be for you? Jack? I gotta suggestion. You know, if

530
00:33:58,160 --> 00:34:07,120
Speaker 1: you decorate a jockeysh drap a whole nother out it out,

531
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: you know, put a little print on it left, but

532
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 1: you know, okay, all right, put put a snake mouth

533
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 1: on it. I'm coming to Vible with with a T

534
00:34:20,400 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 1: shirt tied in a nat What the last thing you want?

535
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: Don't want shirt? Go up. You do not want this

536
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,719
Speaker 1: shirt to go up. We gotta go. You're listening to

537
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:39,239
Speaker 1: it is time now for a round of would you rather?

538
00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:45,479
Speaker 1: Would you rather wash windows on a skyscraper? Or would

539
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 1: you rather run with the bulls in Spain? Bill be

540
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:55,439
Speaker 1: b Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna

541
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 1: get on. I'm gonna get over a wall or something. Yeah,

542
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push some people in front of me. I

543
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: can I can get this bull off my ass? Trip

544
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:08,000
Speaker 1: some people up Triple nod show can be Oh no,

545
00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:10,239
Speaker 1: I've seen that ain't nowhere in the hell, and it's

546
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:11,919
Speaker 1: nowhere in the hell. First of all, I'm not gonna

547
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: be able to wash your window. You up there already

548
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: both my hands is attached to this rope and this

549
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,200
Speaker 1: safety device, so we're not watching where I'm not watching.

550
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: You wint to know that. And if you look outside,

551
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 1: all you're gonna see is it's scared ass dude. I'm kicking.

552
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: I won't end. I won't end. Man open the way.

553
00:35:38,440 --> 00:35:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pi on your window. I'm that's all we got.

554
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: We got some other stuff. What is all these stands

555
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 1: on my window? You know what the open open this window,

556
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 1: hanging up in that album. I'm running with the bulls Man.

557
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: I'm you can put me in an all red pajama set,

558
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 1: make a show, ain't see me. I'm love with the

559
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: damn bulls Man. All right, here we go. Would you

560
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:12,839
Speaker 1: rather have a full time butler for life or one

561
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: hall pass a month for life? I already no, I

562
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 1: ain't gonna get that. Gonna have to hate this butler.

563
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna have to do for life, confessed

564
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: and won'ting the Hall pass than get me on this

565
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: radio show with that? Have you learned nothing on the show, Junior? Yeah,

566
00:36:31,120 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 1: learn everything. I learned that I'm gonna go with the butler.

567
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna have a full time butler for life? Okay,

568
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: already pass up the hall pass? You hold ho Let

569
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 1: me ask you question though. Do she know about the

570
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:52,319
Speaker 1: hall pass? Huh? We know about the hall pass. That's

571
00:36:52,320 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: the whole concept of the hall pass that you give

572
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 1: the mask thank. Oh no, no, I'm not not no,

573
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: hell no, I'm not gonna here that every Moore. It's

574
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 1: gonna it's gonna that's who it's gonna. It's the fifteenth

575
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:18,080
Speaker 1: who you're picking now, her. All right, here's the last one.

576
00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 1: Last one. Would you, guys, rather tell the truth for

577
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:26,040
Speaker 1: thirty days, tell the complete truth, no lies thirty days,

578
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: or wear a lace front wig for thirty days gonna

579
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 1: call me kill here looking like Rue Paul front. You're

580
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: listening to show? All right, Jay, it's time for comedy roulette. Guys, Jay,

581
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 1: please set it up for us. I can't do this

582
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: without explaining it because we have new listeners that are

583
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: not familiar with how this game go. I mean new

584
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 1: people tuning in right now don't know what we're doing.

585
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: So what I'm gonna do now is explain hog work.

586
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 1: Take for a subject, put it on the wheel, spund

587
00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:07,959
Speaker 1: the wheel, web stop. We'll do it. And the reason

588
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 1: we can do this because Junior is a comedian, I'm

589
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: a comedian, Tim's a comedian, and Steve's the king comedians watching,

590
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: Yes that go see Junior's comedian. I mean Time's comedian

591
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:22,440
Speaker 1: and Steve is a king comedian. All right, before he

592
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,320
Speaker 1: gets really mad, lets go, these are the subjects. Okay.

593
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:30,240
Speaker 1: Number one things people say if they've been in jail

594
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: a long time. Ob yeah, that is a good one.

595
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 1: Number Two lies men tell when they're caught looking at

596
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: another woman. Oh I want it. O three? Excuse this?

597
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,480
Speaker 1: Men say when they're not getting a lot of sex. Man,

598
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: that's another. That's another, dude, you're good. Number four things

599
00:38:49,920 --> 00:39:02,879
Speaker 1: people say when they don't have cable. Wow. Aunt, yeah,

600
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: that's the one I want. Oh it stopped all this

601
00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:10,839
Speaker 1: is a good one. Number two lies men tell when

602
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: they're caught looking at another woman. Let's go, let me

603
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 1: start it off. Here you go here girl, I wasn't

604
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:19,439
Speaker 1: looking at her. I was gonna get you a pair

605
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: of pants just like that, and I just want to

606
00:39:22,040 --> 00:39:28,759
Speaker 1: make up those out the one that's all yeah, girl.

607
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 1: These men say he's been saved when they caught looking

608
00:39:35,080 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: at another performance. Baby, look at her? Okay, who need

609
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 1: all their abbs? Show? Okay? Show why one abs? Right?

610
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: Who need all her ass showing? Why come on? Show? Yeah?

611
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,600
Speaker 1: The only reason why I'm looking at her because you know,

612
00:39:57,760 --> 00:40:03,600
Speaker 1: my cousin Rolanda that had that just like her. Because

613
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:06,320
Speaker 1: of Rolanda looked just like her. That's why I'm staring

614
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 1: at Hustle. I thought it was roland all right. Let's see, babe,

615
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: why are you looking at her? Her? Ugly? I'm looking

616
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 1: at her don't you ever divorce this man? Yes, yes,

617
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,360
Speaker 1: things things men say when the cup looking at another woman,

618
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:36,440
Speaker 1: I gotta crook in my neck and every nine and

619
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,680
Speaker 1: it just jerked from left to right. So that's all.

620
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: That is nothing, nothing, all right? Last men tell when

621
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: they looking at another woman. Babe, let me tell you something.

622
00:40:52,239 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: I was looking over that. I did. I was, but

623
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,239
Speaker 1: I don't like her braids hanging off her ass like that.

624
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: I don't like as like that. I don't see the purpose.

625
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: All right, baby, listen, I'm just so glad, I really am.

626
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,600
Speaker 1: That's your butt is not that big. I'm just I'm

627
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:19,800
Speaker 1: just you know, I mean, that's just ridiculous. Baby, You

628
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,840
Speaker 1: know what, Baby, just look at it. That's just ridiculous,

629
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 1: ain't it. They have a butt that big? That's just

630
00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: too funny. Okay, she said you. My wife had asked me,

631
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 1: excuse you, why are you looking over there at that

632
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:43,560
Speaker 1: other woman. I'm right here. Jesus. She needs Jesus, Jesus,

633
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: you better bring the Lord into she needs. What hard

634
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,759
Speaker 1: hard to hard for me about the holly, hard for

635
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:09,600
Speaker 1: me not to hollow, hard to father, hard for me

636
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: not to hollow. All right, come on, see, we got

637
00:42:13,280 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 1: to shut this one down. Lies. Men tell when they're

638
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: they're caught looking at another woman. You know what, that

639
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: is the cutest dog I have ever seen in my life.

640
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: That's a dog. I've never seen a dog that cute.

641
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: Would have woke. All right, great job as usual, guys,

642
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: Time to u switch gears up. Next, it is the

643
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: nephew with the prank phone call coming up right after

644
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:42,279
Speaker 1: this you're listening to show Coming up at the top

645
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after. It's my

646
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, the subject I think I'm playing

647
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 1: with fire. I think I'm playing with fire right now.

648
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 1: Speaking of playing with fire all the time, it's the

649
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: nephew here with the prank phone call. What you got

650
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: nef house pot egg, Glenda house party, Glen. Everybody like

651
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:12,399
Speaker 1: a good house party? How ye good? Good? Let's go Hello? Hello,

652
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:15,560
Speaker 1: Hey man, y'all need me to bring some ice over there? Yeah? Man,

653
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,480
Speaker 1: we can we can use some ice over here. Who

654
00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: he is? Hey? This Lawrence Man. I was trying to see, uh,

655
00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: if y'all need somebody what kind of beer I should

656
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: I bring? But y'all want some beer? Man? Everybody over

657
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:27,920
Speaker 1: here pretty much too? Bud wiser, man, who'd you say

658
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,640
Speaker 1: this once again? This? Lawrence? This Lawrence Man? I read

659
00:43:30,680 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 1: it to your wife at the supermarket and she was

660
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,160
Speaker 1: telling me, y'all was you know, getting together? And she

661
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: told me to, you know, come on through nobody as

662
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 1: some time. So I didn't want to just come through

663
00:43:38,719 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: that without nothings. You know what I'm saying. I want to,

664
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: you know, come through an empty hand and looking disrespectful. Man. Yeah, yeah,

665
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,480
Speaker 1: I'll feel it. Man. We just pretty much over here

666
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,400
Speaker 1: just kicking. Ain't watching the game. Man. You can you

667
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,919
Speaker 1: know some beer some ice that that'll be good? Run okay, okay, okay,

668
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: cool man, we'll listen. Um. I mean, I mean people

669
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,160
Speaker 1: are gonad. I want to make sure I'll bring enough stuff. Yeah,

670
00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:58,359
Speaker 1: but who who'd you I can? I can? Man? Who'd

671
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: you say this was? Again? Though? Money was? Lawrence Man?

672
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 1: My name is Lawren. I went to uh. I went

673
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 1: to school with Glenda. Okay you went to see it

674
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 1: was to school Glenda, okay, Lawrence huh yeah yeah we went.

675
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: We went to school together, so you know we we

676
00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,719
Speaker 1: I ain't seen her like man, I swear I've been

677
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: like fifteen twenty years. You know what I mean ironically.

678
00:44:14,560 --> 00:44:16,400
Speaker 1: You know, I just got back to town, you know,

679
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:19,280
Speaker 1: two weeks ago, and to you know, running to a classmate.

680
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,800
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, but but you know, uh, she

681
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,279
Speaker 1: invited me out. Man. I ain't been nonwhere since I

682
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 1: got here, so you know, it's cool just to get

683
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,600
Speaker 1: out a little bit. So you know, you say, bub

684
00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:30,799
Speaker 1: wise in our brain somebod ice, man. So yeah, we could,

685
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: we could. I'm just gonna pay a couple of cases.

686
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,919
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, man, that's that's cool. But you you say,

687
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: Glenda what y'all? Y'all y'all went to high school the

688
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:39,799
Speaker 1: college here and what you what you meet her at?

689
00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. Me and me and Glenna was the

690
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 1: high school together? Doah? Y'all went to high school together.

691
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah that's back in the day. You know what I'm saying. Okay,

692
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,879
Speaker 1: and you say what you say? You said your nat Lawrence, Yeah,

693
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 1: Lawrence Lawrence. Yeah, we went to high school together. Man.

694
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 1: That was you know, man, Glenda still look good that

695
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: I want. Y'all been married and we've been married for

696
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: about sixteen years. Man, Wow, wow wow? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man,

697
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,920
Speaker 1: you did good. Man. I hate I messed it up.

698
00:45:06,960 --> 00:45:08,640
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, But you know it's it's

699
00:45:08,719 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: neither here nor that, man. But it's just ironic that

700
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,759
Speaker 1: I ran into him, man, So I just appreciate it

701
00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: to him like I saw I saw Glenda. Man, Yo,

702
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 1: your girl looking good. Man. I ain't seen it in

703
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,719
Speaker 1: a long time, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, Yo, man,

704
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: what do you Let's back up a minute. Man, what

705
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,359
Speaker 1: do you mean you you hate? You mess that up?

706
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:26,960
Speaker 1: What you mean by that? Well? No, that's no okay, okay,

707
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: my bad dog, I'm thinking you familiar with my name? No.

708
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:34,320
Speaker 1: Um see, Glenda was Glenda was my high school sweetheart.

709
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 1: You know. We dated from from ninth grade to the

710
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,520
Speaker 1: twelfth grade. Man, we went the problem together, all right. Right,

711
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:42,759
Speaker 1: look all right, man, I see um you know what man,

712
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: I'm I'm let me see. I I don't know. I

713
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:50,439
Speaker 1: don't know what Glenda what she meant by by telling

714
00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: you you could come through the crib, bro. But you

715
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 1: you can't come through my house, dog. I mean I didn't.

716
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,279
Speaker 1: I didn't have mine back in the day, and she

717
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: might have had hers, bro, But you you can't come

718
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,399
Speaker 1: over my house. Okay, okay, hold hold hold holda holda man,

719
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: Nah Glinda then invited me and I'm coming. I don't.

720
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: I don't know what what through hostility is. But man,

721
00:46:08,600 --> 00:46:11,360
Speaker 1: but I'm I'm coming to the house. You ain't. You

722
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house? Doff, hey, dog, listen to me, Man,

723
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:16,160
Speaker 1: I'm not gonnahity and go back and forth with you.

724
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: I'd have ran into Glenna in the stough. Glenna said

725
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 1: she you know, it was good to see me, you know,

726
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,920
Speaker 1: come through tonight. I say, cool, you know, and she

727
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: gave me the number, asking you what else I should

728
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 1: you know? What else I should get? You know? So

729
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:31,759
Speaker 1: I'm calling you saying, hey, man, you want some ice

730
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 1: and some beer. I'm gonna roll through. Man, it's just

731
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:38,879
Speaker 1: a party. Dog. You insecure? What's what's up? Ain't insecure? Listen?

732
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 1: Listen to me, dog, I'm I'm I'm gonna go and

733
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: get Glinda, all right? And because right he don't make

734
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: sense to me? Dog, what you mean? Glenna invited you

735
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: to the house, and I'm telling you right now, you

736
00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: ain't coming to my house. Bro. If you come to

737
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: my house, she's gonna get up hold on. So what

738
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 1: you what you threatening me? Now? Dog? That's what I'm doing?

739
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,279
Speaker 1: Who wish you dog. I'm fun. That's who I am.

740
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: I would remember to do the service. I'm our first

741
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm the one she really remember? You mean you don't

742
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,399
Speaker 1: want she really remember? I'm our first dog? She man?

743
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 1: That look? Man, I like I said, you bring your

744
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 1: pump over to my house and it's gonna be about

745
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: twenty way none. All right, all my boys over here,

746
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 1: we're kicking it. All right, you bring it over here.

747
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,920
Speaker 1: You're gonna leave. I'll promise you that. I'll tell you what. Man,

748
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,320
Speaker 1: I'll be over there because Glenda the one invited me,

749
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: and I'm showing up. And if you start tripping with me,

750
00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 1: guess what, dog it's on in poperly. One thing I

751
00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:34,520
Speaker 1: ain't forgot it is my first love, and my first

752
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 1: love been invited me to the house. Man, I can't.

753
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: I can't even deal with it right here, bro, I'm

754
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,080
Speaker 1: gonna tell you know you you obviously you don't spoke

755
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,759
Speaker 1: to Glenda. You know what I live, right, you show

756
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: you up. I want you to come on. I want

757
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,480
Speaker 1: you to come on over. And you show up like

758
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,200
Speaker 1: I said, you show up and you ain't going home.

759
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: I promise you that, brother. Is this whatever? Then? Man,

760
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:57,000
Speaker 1: it's whatever role. Hey, bron, look look man, me and

761
00:47:57,080 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: my boys over here, we just waiting on. We're just

762
00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: waiting on that. All you got to do is make

763
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 1: the move right all you want to make if I'll

764
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: tell you what, man, I'm just let me call Glenda.

765
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,920
Speaker 1: See I'll need to call Glenda because see see see Glenna.

766
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:12,000
Speaker 1: Let me get Glenda. Who you dog? You? I'm gonna

767
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: tell you one more time. I am Glenda's first. I

768
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,720
Speaker 1: don't give in a sound like I might be her last,

769
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: her everything it must be out his mind. See low lit,

770
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Speaker 1: I got this pot on the phone. But Rick, yo, yo,

771
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:26,680
Speaker 1: don let me ask you this hill man. You don't

772
00:48:26,680 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: even know what Glenda's spotted? Do you do? You? What

773
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:34,080
Speaker 1: the I know where her spotted? What the are you dog?

774
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:37,120
Speaker 1: What the think this she is? Bro? He man, hey't

775
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: you bring up yet? I don't want you to show

776
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 1: up at mine. You call me with this stupid bro

777
00:48:42,280 --> 00:48:45,359
Speaker 1: you're talking about my girl, My girl? Spot you come,

778
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,160
Speaker 1: But I want to see you at the crib right now, bron,

779
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 1: get your see your whip right now. You drive down

780
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 1: the mine and I'm gonna you up. Bro. You ain't

781
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,680
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing to me. What I said, you ain't

782
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,600
Speaker 1: gonna do no, do nothing to see you run. I

783
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 1: ain't gonna do nothing to you. I trump you bring

784
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,160
Speaker 1: over here, but I'm telling you're not going home down,

785
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 1: You're not going up whatever. I got one more thing

786
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:08,439
Speaker 1: I want to say to you. Is you listening? My girl?

787
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: I got one more thing I want to say to you, though.

788
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 1: Is you listening to me? I'm not listening to you. Ain't? Man?

789
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: Is you listening? Is you listening? Because everdently you ain't.

790
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,200
Speaker 1: Are you listening to me? You want to say? This

791
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:25,640
Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Horby Morning Show. You

792
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: just got pranked by your wife, Glenda. You see I'm

793
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 1: not playing man, Yeah, I'm playing kill y'all. Man. I'm

794
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: so glad. This is a joke. Bryan. I'm telling because

795
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:59,040
Speaker 1: because one of us was leaving here tonight. Bro my

796
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:03,960
Speaker 1: mama routine. Hey, Janthon Brown? Yeah what you need? Hey?

797
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 1: From my understanding, you know, the other day when I

798
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,200
Speaker 1: was doing my golf turin, they telling me, they telling

799
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:15,359
Speaker 1: me Jay you you you mister team Tommy President Team Time.

800
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: They telling me you you ceo a team time. You're

801
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: doing me? Now, from what I understand, Tommy can't hear.

802
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:25,480
Speaker 1: Why Timmy can't hear? Why are you? What did you

803
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 1: hear me? What in what in mind did you do?

804
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: Jay in minded fence If y'all gonna shit, didn't talk

805
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 1: about forgiving the lady. You know, y'all asking what I'm asking.

806
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: We had a long segment about forgiveness and what I'm

807
00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:58,440
Speaker 1: asking you to. If anything that was offensive, you just

808
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:17,360
Speaker 1: search deep down in you and forgive me. I'm not

809
00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:24,439
Speaker 1: what I'm not going. All right, we gotta move on, guys.

810
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: Thank you, Nephew, and thank you Jay. Up next, it

811
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,479
Speaker 1: is a Strawberry Letter. Subject I Think I'm playing with fire.

812
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 1: We'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

813
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:44,160
Speaker 1: Show Time now for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you

814
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 1: need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more.

815
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:52,120
Speaker 1: Please submit your Strawberry Letter to Steve Harvey FM dot

816
00:51:52,160 --> 00:51:56,000
Speaker 1: com and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

817
00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,359
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're gonna

818
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:02,319
Speaker 1: read this one right here right now. Buckle up, hold

819
00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: on tight. We got it for you here. It is

820
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,839
Speaker 1: the Strawberry Letter. Thank you Nephew. Subject, I Think I'm

821
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:11,720
Speaker 1: playing with fire. Here's Stephen Shirley. I'm an older single

822
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,839
Speaker 1: man and I'm very nice looking, not your typical old

823
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: cornball pops type. Dating is hard for me because most

824
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:21,280
Speaker 1: women my age have let themselves go and look natronly.

825
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 1: I love online dating sites and I have a great

826
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: time meeting and hooking up with various women. Recently, a

827
00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,799
Speaker 1: thirty year old bombshell sent me a message to say

828
00:52:31,880 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 1: that she was looking for a little financial help in

829
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 1: exchange for some confidential fun. So we have met up

830
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:41,919
Speaker 1: for lip service a few times and that's it. We've

831
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:44,319
Speaker 1: never gone all the way. I give her a little

832
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 1: extra money for bills and you know, to get her

833
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 1: hair done and her nails done, and she's happy. But

834
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:53,960
Speaker 1: here's my problem. She asked me to do her a

835
00:52:54,080 --> 00:52:56,840
Speaker 1: big favor, and I agree to it. She told me

836
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:59,879
Speaker 1: that her mom is single, gorgeous and a lot of fun,

837
00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:03,080
Speaker 1: but she has trouble meeting good men. She asked me

838
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: to escort her her mom to a galup as her date.

839
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:10,799
Speaker 1: She told her mom that I am her co worker's dad,

840
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,760
Speaker 1: and she showed her a picture of me. She showed

841
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 1: me a picture of her mom too. I took her

842
00:53:16,080 --> 00:53:19,920
Speaker 1: mom to the galup and we had a great time talking, laughing,

843
00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: and dancing. We are the same age and we have

844
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: a lot in common. After the galup, she invited me

845
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:30,600
Speaker 1: in for a nightcap. We had been drinking wine all night,

846
00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 1: so one thing led to another and I ended up

847
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:36,799
Speaker 1: spending the night with her. I must say that we're

848
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom too. I think I want to

849
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,439
Speaker 1: keep seeing this woman, but I don't want to mess

850
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 1: it up with what I have with her daughter. They

851
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: can give me two different and very pleasurable experiences. Besides,

852
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: the daughter is only in it for the money. What

853
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: do you think Can I get away with it? Or

854
00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,359
Speaker 1: am I playing with fire? Please help now? I don't

855
00:53:58,360 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: think you're going to be able to get away with

856
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:02,279
Speaker 1: this one. They they're mother and daughter. You know they're

857
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:06,360
Speaker 1: gonna talk. Yeah, you're playing with fire if you're not honest,

858
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: and if you get greedy, which is what you're doing.

859
00:54:09,600 --> 00:54:12,759
Speaker 1: What what are you doing? You're you're being greedy now,

860
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,280
Speaker 1: I mean, you know. And the only one really who's

861
00:54:15,280 --> 00:54:18,520
Speaker 1: gonna be mad in this whole thing, I think is

862
00:54:18,560 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: the daughter, because like you say, she's only in it

863
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: for the money, and if you stop the money, then

864
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:26,480
Speaker 1: she probably will be mad. So in this case, I

865
00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: think it's okay. I think you need to be honest,

866
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,200
Speaker 1: open and honest with the daughter. You said you haven't

867
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: slept with the daughter. You you guys have had lip service,

868
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:38,720
Speaker 1: met up for lip service. So I'm assuming you've kissed

869
00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 1: the daughter and that's all. So that should make it

870
00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,440
Speaker 1: a little easier because you guys haven't gone all the way.

871
00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:49,360
Speaker 1: I say. In this particular case, life is short. I

872
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: think this situation is different because you guys are the

873
00:54:52,719 --> 00:54:55,320
Speaker 1: same age. You're very compatible, as you say, you have

874
00:54:55,400 --> 00:54:58,680
Speaker 1: a lot in common, you enjoy each other's company, you're

875
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:02,000
Speaker 1: compatible in the bedroom. You do want to keep seeing her.

876
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: But then here's the greedy part. When you say you

877
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,040
Speaker 1: don't want to mess it up, mess up what you

878
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:09,160
Speaker 1: have with the daughter. What do you have with the daughter?

879
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,359
Speaker 1: You're the daughter, sugar daddy, all right, you're the daughter,

880
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:15,279
Speaker 1: sugar daddy. That's what you are. You didn't say how

881
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,640
Speaker 1: old you are, but the daughter's thirty, so I'm assuming

882
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:20,719
Speaker 1: you're in your fifties or sixties here. So, um, you know,

883
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:23,120
Speaker 1: if you're gonna be open and honest and not greedy,

884
00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,160
Speaker 1: this situation can work. If the mama grees to it.

885
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 1: If not, you think you can have your cake and

886
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: eat it too, it's not gonna work and it's gonna

887
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: backfire and you won't have either of them. Steve, good answer, man,

888
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:41,040
Speaker 1: This is a tough one. Dude. Let me just start

889
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: at this. I think I'm playing with five. Well, what

890
00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: the heir you think it for? Because your ass? No, no, no,

891
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:56,879
Speaker 1: I think you grown man. You're oldest single man. I'm

892
00:55:57,080 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 1: very nice looking, not your typical old cornball type. Okay,

893
00:56:02,239 --> 00:56:05,480
Speaker 1: now you know, ask an opinion. That's just an opinion,

894
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 1: you know, And ain't nothing in this letter after you

895
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,000
Speaker 1: said you was nice looking, they ain't come up no more.

896
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,520
Speaker 1: The dog ain't said, oh my god, he find the

897
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,120
Speaker 1: MoMA ain't saying, oh my god, you find it. Ain't

898
00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: come up no more. Dog. Well, but you know, I

899
00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: don't like me and telling about how nice they look.

900
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:30,160
Speaker 1: I just don't like that. You know, I'm a good

901
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,279
Speaker 1: strong man. I'm a good strong but you're gonna be

902
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,640
Speaker 1: that I'm talking I'm nice looking, about to give a damn.

903
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:40,560
Speaker 1: I don't like dudes like that. And then you know

904
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 1: dating is hard for me because most women my age

905
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:48,800
Speaker 1: had let himself go and look matronly. What is that?

906
00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:53,280
Speaker 1: Like a like a nug well, yeah, like an older woman.

907
00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 1: Maybe you know what is matron put on a couple

908
00:56:55,800 --> 00:57:00,399
Speaker 1: of pounds? But what do matronly mean? Somebody not sexy? Okay,

909
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:04,040
Speaker 1: somebody give me the definition of webster definition of matronly

910
00:57:04,520 --> 00:57:07,360
Speaker 1: so I can get into this. What I need? You know,

911
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,200
Speaker 1: like your mother, not your girlfriend. I love online dating sites.

912
00:57:11,400 --> 00:57:14,280
Speaker 1: I've had great time meeting hooking up with various women.

913
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:17,320
Speaker 1: Then the thirty year old bombshell sent you a message

914
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,040
Speaker 1: that says she was looking for a little financial help

915
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:26,479
Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fund. What okay, I'm the man, wait,

916
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: Steve Matrially and confidential fund. The definition of matronly said

917
00:57:33,160 --> 00:57:39,480
Speaker 1: having the attributes of a matron. See. And what the

918
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 1: teacher told me in school was you can't define a

919
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:47,240
Speaker 1: word with the word exactly exactly. But now you dating

920
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,400
Speaker 1: the older women to look matrily. And now you've met

921
00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: this young girl. She want to do some financial help

922
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 1: in exchange for some confidential fund. So we'd have met

923
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,240
Speaker 1: up for lip service a few times. And that's it.

924
00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: So y'all kissing, y'all kissing. Now we ain't never going

925
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: all the way. I give an extra money for bills

926
00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:10,640
Speaker 1: to get a hand and nails done, and she is happy.

927
00:58:11,000 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: Fuck kissing. You're paying bills for kissing. I'm all right,

928
00:58:18,880 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: Hang on, Steve, hang on, don't Why are you bad

929
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:26,160
Speaker 1: at him? Were paying bills for kissing? All right? Look,

930
00:58:26,960 --> 00:58:29,200
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. We'll have part two of

931
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,040
Speaker 1: Steve's response coming up at twenty three after the hour,

932
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:37,880
Speaker 1: right after this. You're listening, all right, Steve, Come on,

933
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,520
Speaker 1: Let's recap today's Strawberry Letters. Subject. I think I'm playing

934
00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 1: with fire. All right, we're back. We're playing with five. Now.

935
00:58:45,840 --> 00:58:47,840
Speaker 1: That's what this letter is because I have a couple

936
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:52,200
Speaker 1: of clarifications I got on the break now. It is

937
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: nice looking man who just nice looking, just to his

938
00:58:55,440 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: damn self, didn't met this woman online. That's a thirty

939
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:03,760
Speaker 1: year old bombshell. They didn't got to talk. And now

940
00:59:03,880 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: what he normally meet women his own age who are matronly. Now. Matronly,

941
00:59:10,560 --> 00:59:16,600
Speaker 1: according to the Dictionary, is relating to all characteristics of

942
00:59:16,720 --> 00:59:24,160
Speaker 1: a state or conservative, conservatively dressed, older married woman, especially

943
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: one with a somewhat heavy build. Ye, she looks matronly

944
00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: in a putty colored tweet two piece. Okay, that's no,

945
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:38,480
Speaker 1: that's the definition of matron. Let me give you another

946
00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:43,880
Speaker 1: one too, Steve a female animal kept for breeding. WHOA, Okay,

947
00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: that's it's a little too harsh. Should well should we

948
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:54,480
Speaker 1: don't want that? Did we just doing joke? Crack? Well? Uh?

949
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: I hooked up with very when recently she met this

950
00:59:57,280 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 1: thirty ye old bombshell sent me up message says she

951
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: was looking for a little financial help in exchange for

952
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: some confidential fund. So we've met up for lip service

953
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:09,480
Speaker 1: a few times, and that's it. We've never gone all

954
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,480
Speaker 1: the way. Now. I was thinking lip service is just

955
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:17,440
Speaker 1: kissing me too. Well, on the break, I've been enlightened.

956
01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:25,080
Speaker 1: Lip service it's something else. Oh, it's when the two

957
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:33,600
Speaker 1: people provide pleasure with their lips. And so they met

958
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:37,400
Speaker 1: up for lip service. This is more than kissing. Now,

959
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:44,400
Speaker 1: they're providing pleasure for one another with their lips. That's

960
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:49,680
Speaker 1: what disease. Oh that changes. But she said, and he

961
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: said it just a few times, and that's it. We've

962
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,360
Speaker 1: never gone all the way. I give a little extra

963
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:59,439
Speaker 1: money for bill. Now understand the bill paying now. Yeah,

964
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: at first, as I thought, y'all just kissing you can't

965
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:05,200
Speaker 1: get bill money for kissing. But for that, oh yeah,

966
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 1: you get a car. You getting car caught up? Groceries

967
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: groceries here what you need your shoance policy? Laughs, But

968
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 1: we get that right back for you. Wow, Rick, I

969
01:01:21,360 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: got you kids in school closed. Yeah, okay, So now anyway,

970
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: well anyway, but here's the problem. She asked me to

971
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,240
Speaker 1: do her big favor, and I agree to do it.

972
01:01:32,360 --> 01:01:35,080
Speaker 1: She told me that her mom is single, gorgeous and

973
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 1: a lot of fun, but she has troubled meeting good men.

974
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: So she asked me to escort her mom to a

975
01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:43,480
Speaker 1: gala ask her date. She told me, told her mama

976
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,280
Speaker 1: that I'm her co worker's dad, and she showed her

977
01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 1: a picture of me. She showed me a picture your

978
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,120
Speaker 1: mom too. I took a mom to the gala. We

979
01:01:52,240 --> 01:01:54,680
Speaker 1: had a good time talking. They would live service and

980
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:58,720
Speaker 1: they were just talking, laughing down ha ha and dancing

981
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: and they the same age and they got a lot

982
01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: in common. Where After the gala was over, she invited

983
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:13,160
Speaker 1: me in for a nightcap. They're drinking. Now y'all been

984
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: drinking wine all night? What the nightcap fall to cap

985
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:21,760
Speaker 1: off the night? So now y'all in there capping off nights,

986
01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:24,160
Speaker 1: and one thing led to another. This is my favorite party.

987
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:26,840
Speaker 1: Strawbay letters high. They always say, so one thing led

988
01:02:26,880 --> 01:02:31,000
Speaker 1: to another. I ended up spending night with them. So

989
01:02:31,200 --> 01:02:33,760
Speaker 1: now you have slept with the mama. Now I must

990
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:37,760
Speaker 1: say that we're compatible. We're compatible in the bedroom too.

991
01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 1: I think I want to keep seeing this woman, but

992
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to mess up what I have with

993
01:02:44,240 --> 01:02:47,720
Speaker 1: her daughter, because they can give me two very different

994
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:53,280
Speaker 1: and pleasurable experiences. Boy, look at him. Besides, the daughter

995
01:02:53,440 --> 01:02:55,400
Speaker 1: is only in it for money. What do you think?

996
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,200
Speaker 1: Can I get away with it? Or I play with fire?

997
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: Please help me? Well do now that we understand what's

998
01:03:01,920 --> 01:03:05,960
Speaker 1: really going on, you having one type of sex with

999
01:03:06,080 --> 01:03:09,080
Speaker 1: the daughter and you're having all the way sex with

1000
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:12,720
Speaker 1: the mama. The daughter just in it for money, but

1001
01:03:12,920 --> 01:03:15,200
Speaker 1: you happen to think that the mama is fly. She

1002
01:03:16,000 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 1: You may could have found someone, But the problem here

1003
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,800
Speaker 1: is Dog, you ain't found nothing, because see, Dog, you

1004
01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:26,720
Speaker 1: really an old player and you like playing. Because even

1005
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:30,160
Speaker 1: in your letter you said I have a great time

1006
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: meeting and hooking up with various women online. So now

1007
01:03:36,200 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 1: you got these two women here. One of them does

1008
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,960
Speaker 1: something for you physically and don't go all the way

1009
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,360
Speaker 1: and the other one go all the way. But you

1010
01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,240
Speaker 1: liked the mama, but you don't want to mess up

1011
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 1: what you have with the daughter because she just in

1012
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: it for money. Well here's what I couldn't tell you.

1013
01:03:56,960 --> 01:04:03,160
Speaker 1: Stay with the mama calls them the mama is cheaper. Wow,

1014
01:04:04,080 --> 01:04:10,120
Speaker 1: that's why. And the mama broken all the way off

1015
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: for free. It's a little wine. See, ain't no need

1016
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:20,400
Speaker 1: to you, dog, Let me explain something. It's well, I'm

1017
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: just on real. You cannot make this work. Tall it

1018
01:04:23,440 --> 01:04:28,640
Speaker 1: cannot work. But because dog, it can't work, Tommy, let

1019
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,280
Speaker 1: me come back and tell you why I can't work.

1020
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:34,520
Speaker 1: I got something to ask if you manack all right? Uh,

1021
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:37,560
Speaker 1: you gotta post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter on

1022
01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:40,680
Speaker 1: Instagram and Facebook at Steve Harvey FM, and please check

1023
01:04:40,720 --> 01:04:43,840
Speaker 1: out the Strawberry Letter podcast on demand now coming up

1024
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:46,439
Speaker 1: at forty six after the hour. Steve's got a little

1025
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:49,720
Speaker 1: more on the Strawberry Letter. Uh that he's going to

1026
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: impart to us subject I think I'm playing with fire.

1027
01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: We'll be right back at forty six after the hour.

1028
01:04:55,320 --> 01:05:00,560
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening to Morning Show all right, Steve,

1029
01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:03,840
Speaker 1: you wanted to finish the Strawberry letters subject. I think

1030
01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm playing with fire about this older guy. This man

1031
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,240
Speaker 1: loves online dating. He's an old player. He got this

1032
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: girl he met online. Thirty year old Bombshell said they

1033
01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:16,560
Speaker 1: can have some confidential fun. He didn't got together with

1034
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:19,120
Speaker 1: the girl and they provide each other with lip service,

1035
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:24,560
Speaker 1: mean that they having different sex. And so then she

1036
01:05:24,760 --> 01:05:27,960
Speaker 1: asked him, and he'd been giving her money and stuff

1037
01:05:28,040 --> 01:05:30,480
Speaker 1: for it. It's been going real well. Then she asked

1038
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:32,960
Speaker 1: him to do her a favor, take her mama to

1039
01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:35,560
Speaker 1: a gala. He showed him a picture of the mama.

1040
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: She liked the mama. Showed the mama picture her said

1041
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,560
Speaker 1: this one of her co workers Daddy's she know you all,

1042
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: and so you said, yeah, met the mama. She fine,

1043
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: y'all went out, had a good time, got to drink,

1044
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:49,200
Speaker 1: and she invites you in for a drink. You end

1045
01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 1: up spending the night with the mama, and you enjoy

1046
01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,040
Speaker 1: the mama. You really liked the mama. Y'all compatible in bed,

1047
01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 1: and y'all got a lot in common. You're laughing and stuff.

1048
01:05:56,840 --> 01:05:58,960
Speaker 1: Now you're trying to figure out because you've been breaking

1049
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: off this money to this young girl who's providing you

1050
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:04,200
Speaker 1: with this lip service, and you're providing her with lip service. Y'all,

1051
01:06:04,240 --> 01:06:07,880
Speaker 1: just don't go all the way that. Now you want

1052
01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:11,240
Speaker 1: to know if you can make both of them work. Dog,

1053
01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: this ain't gonna work. Women always know they know. Dog,

1054
01:06:18,280 --> 01:06:21,760
Speaker 1: they gonna find out. Now, what's your question time? If

1055
01:06:21,840 --> 01:06:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm the dude, I didn't invest it way too much

1056
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: in this first girl. I got stock in there night.

1057
01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,840
Speaker 1: You know see what I'm saying. I got to get

1058
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,280
Speaker 1: broke off or I leave at least it's too I

1059
01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,800
Speaker 1: just I spent too much money. I spent way too

1060
01:06:36,960 --> 01:06:41,440
Speaker 1: much money. Man. Yeah, we this this whole, this halfway

1061
01:06:41,520 --> 01:06:43,240
Speaker 1: thing we do. We got to finish this off for

1062
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,320
Speaker 1: I get over here to mom. WHOA don't you think whoa?

1063
01:06:46,920 --> 01:06:49,880
Speaker 1: I almost said when he said he wanted to ask

1064
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:53,360
Speaker 1: the question. See, this is why I won't work, because

1065
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:58,120
Speaker 1: men have a stupid logic when it comes to the

1066
01:06:58,240 --> 01:07:02,280
Speaker 1: way they think about set this. Some dumb ass logic.

1067
01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:08,360
Speaker 1: Did not just tell you that they gonna find out

1068
01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:16,760
Speaker 1: invested Why y'all always looking at each other like that? Out?

1069
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 1: All you can do. The only chance you got is

1070
01:07:20,720 --> 01:07:24,680
Speaker 1: to tell how you really met the daughter. But that's

1071
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:27,520
Speaker 1: if you wanted to keep the mama. Your problem. Ain't

1072
01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:30,280
Speaker 1: you trying to keep the mama. Your problem is you

1073
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,480
Speaker 1: trying to keep them both. And if you try to

1074
01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:38,160
Speaker 1: keep them both, it's gonna end miserably for you. But

1075
01:07:38,280 --> 01:07:40,320
Speaker 1: if you just try to keep the mama, you'd have

1076
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: to give up something, and you ain't willing to do

1077
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:47,160
Speaker 1: that because you enjoy online Daton. You said that, and

1078
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: you don't want to have nobody. You ain't looking for nobody.

1079
01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:54,919
Speaker 1: You enjoy online daton. You meet various women's so dog,

1080
01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:56,880
Speaker 1: that's what you are, So just tell them that's what

1081
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,640
Speaker 1: you are, and going about your business. Because you try

1082
01:07:59,680 --> 01:08:01,880
Speaker 1: to keep both of them, you're gonna get busted and

1083
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: they're gonna probably kill you. You're listening to show. It's

1084
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:14,320
Speaker 1: time now for ask the c l O Chief Love Officer, Steve. Right,

1085
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,720
Speaker 1: all right, right, this one's from Diana and Phoenix. She's

1086
01:08:18,760 --> 01:08:21,200
Speaker 1: an online listener Steve. She says, I'm a forty five

1087
01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:24,720
Speaker 1: year old divorced woman and sexually my ex husband and

1088
01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:27,960
Speaker 1: I are soul mates. Since my divorce, I can't find

1089
01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:30,680
Speaker 1: anyone to measure up to him. I've been told that

1090
01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,720
Speaker 1: I am exceptional in the bedroom, but I can't find

1091
01:08:33,760 --> 01:08:36,599
Speaker 1: anyone to match my stamina. The men want to treat

1092
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:39,360
Speaker 1: me like I'm a delicate flower, but all I want

1093
01:08:39,479 --> 01:08:42,360
Speaker 1: is for my legs to tingle and go numb while

1094
01:08:42,439 --> 01:08:45,040
Speaker 1: we're in the bedroom. Should I start telling the men

1095
01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:48,000
Speaker 1: up front what I expect. I don't want to come

1096
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 1: off as too pushy. Well see, you might not be

1097
01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:54,960
Speaker 1: too pushy, but you probably too much though for that

1098
01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:58,679
Speaker 1: team just sounds to me like a lie. He scares

1099
01:08:58,720 --> 01:09:02,760
Speaker 1: your little bit, Steve, See you you don't ain't nobody

1100
01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:08,640
Speaker 1: can't do nothing with you? What are you? Ain't that

1101
01:09:09,040 --> 01:09:11,479
Speaker 1: doing that? I'm saying, this is as much as I

1102
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: could do with us. Just call it square right here.

1103
01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:19,439
Speaker 1: I'm good. See you all up in there. Yeah, you know,

1104
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:23,200
Speaker 1: you up in there doing things that ain't doable, you know.

1105
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 1: And so you know, maybe it's you. Maybe you just

1106
01:09:26,360 --> 01:09:28,360
Speaker 1: a lot now you and your ex husband. You know,

1107
01:09:28,439 --> 01:09:30,560
Speaker 1: maybe you'll to get back with him, and you know,

1108
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:32,840
Speaker 1: maybe maybe that was your soul mate. I don't know

1109
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:35,920
Speaker 1: what happened. Maybe, but maybe why y'all ain't together no more?

1110
01:09:36,360 --> 01:09:39,280
Speaker 1: Maybe you was too much for him? Wow, Maybe you

1111
01:09:39,439 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 1: need to bag down a little bit, give somebody chance.

1112
01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:47,320
Speaker 1: Everybody can't win like you want to compare. I want

1113
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:50,240
Speaker 1: my legs tingling. Well, hey, you get some icy hot

1114
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:55,479
Speaker 1: I don't know what tell you to have me all

1115
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:59,479
Speaker 1: up in here all right. This one's from Margot in Tallahassee, Florida.

1116
01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:01,720
Speaker 1: She says, I'm a fifty seven year old woman and

1117
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Speaker 1: I was dating a seventy four year old man and

1118
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,280
Speaker 1: I found out he's cheating on me. He lives with

1119
01:10:07,400 --> 01:10:10,120
Speaker 1: its daughter, and my two grown sons lived with me,

1120
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:13,280
Speaker 1: so we spend weekends at different hotels and it's a

1121
01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: fun getaway. He has been m ia the past three

1122
01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:19,480
Speaker 1: weeks because he's been helping to get his church reopened.

1123
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,880
Speaker 1: Last Monday, his daughter called to ask me if he

1124
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:25,280
Speaker 1: was with me because he hadn't been home in a

1125
01:10:25,360 --> 01:10:28,320
Speaker 1: few days. He had texted me I love you that morning,

1126
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:31,240
Speaker 1: but I haven't seen him. I called up to the

1127
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: church and they said he hadn't been up there in

1128
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:38,160
Speaker 1: a while. He's been lying to me, and my intuition

1129
01:10:38,320 --> 01:10:41,479
Speaker 1: says he's cheating. I thought I was safe by dating

1130
01:10:41,520 --> 01:10:45,920
Speaker 1: an older man. Do old man cheat too? Well? I mean, look,

1131
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:49,960
Speaker 1: he ain't got much left he sent me for. I mean,

1132
01:10:50,040 --> 01:10:52,960
Speaker 1: he probably paid it much, just trying to get it

1133
01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:55,880
Speaker 1: all in. Maybe he had a sheltered childhood. I don't know.

1134
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: Maybe he trying to get it all in. I don't

1135
01:10:58,560 --> 01:11:01,439
Speaker 1: know why UK find his old old ass. But is

1136
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:05,680
Speaker 1: he worth it? Though? Let him? He's seventy four? How

1137
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:09,240
Speaker 1: much more fun you think this fit to be? Man?

1138
01:11:11,400 --> 01:11:14,479
Speaker 1: So just let him have it? And what no? I mean,

1139
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:17,000
Speaker 1: what you're tripping for? You? Fifty seven? You young girl?

1140
01:11:17,080 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 1: Compared to him, it's almost a twenty aged twenty a

1141
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:24,759
Speaker 1: year from fifty to seventy. Who's jump? So I wouldn't

1142
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:27,880
Speaker 1: worry about it. All right, we'll see if we can

1143
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:30,280
Speaker 1: get this one in. He ain't even up at the church.

1144
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,479
Speaker 1: He said he was going up there to reopen the church.

1145
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,320
Speaker 1: He ain't even up there. And what church number you

1146
01:11:37,479 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: got where you can call and see if somebody up?

1147
01:11:41,360 --> 01:11:44,760
Speaker 1: Obviously this ain't no church. This is Stow Front. Yeah,

1148
01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:51,840
Speaker 1: it's hurled up there sweeping because he can't call down

1149
01:11:51,920 --> 01:11:58,519
Speaker 1: the Pottle's house and find out if he Yeah, this

1150
01:11:58,680 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: a little bit of church. So you think he's cheating, cheating? He'

1151
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:05,800
Speaker 1: he mother to church? How long it take to open

1152
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:12,560
Speaker 1: a stove front ten minutes, opener, do pull out the

1153
01:12:12,680 --> 01:12:17,840
Speaker 1: fold away chairs and left go the usher board is

1154
01:12:17,920 --> 01:12:26,280
Speaker 1: the choir? All right? You're listening to show well, guys.

1155
01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:30,120
Speaker 1: Scientists are working to control a non hormonal birth control

1156
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:34,160
Speaker 1: pill for men. All right, for men now, and it

1157
01:12:34,320 --> 01:12:38,560
Speaker 1: has been proven successful in lab trials on mice. The

1158
01:12:38,680 --> 01:12:43,599
Speaker 1: drug was effective at presenting pregnancy and mice and has

1159
01:12:43,680 --> 01:12:47,000
Speaker 1: no apparent side effects. According to the research presented at

1160
01:12:47,040 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 1: the annual meeting of the American Chemical Society, after a

1161
01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:54,200
Speaker 1: year of testing with human males, the drug could soon

1162
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,280
Speaker 1: be the first effective form of both birth control from

1163
01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,559
Speaker 1: men besides condoms or getting of a back to me. So, guys,

1164
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:06,680
Speaker 1: here's the question, what would you take the pills? Already?

1165
01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:10,679
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I wouldn't take the pill and nothing,

1166
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:14,559
Speaker 1: But so far all these tests have been done on mice.

1167
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:21,479
Speaker 1: There's nothing similar about me and a mouse and nothing

1168
01:13:22,720 --> 01:13:28,479
Speaker 1: a reproductive glances the size of a mouse. So you

1169
01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:31,120
Speaker 1: wouldn't take the pillet to know? For you? Well, I'm

1170
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,120
Speaker 1: just saying I don't know what they didn't put in

1171
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:37,240
Speaker 1: this mice, but I'm gonna need probably four hundred times

1172
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:44,080
Speaker 1: to doc. If they make it, if they make it

1173
01:13:44,240 --> 01:13:52,880
Speaker 1: taste like chicken, I'm in alright, chicken jay a chicken field.

1174
01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:56,519
Speaker 1: We are at the age where it don't matter. I

1175
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:01,559
Speaker 1: don't even I can take it, not make babies. All right.

1176
01:14:02,080 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 1: We'll have more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show coming

1177
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:06,960
Speaker 1: up at thirty three minutes after the hour you're listening

1178
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: to show. It is time now for a round of

1179
01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:17,760
Speaker 1: would you rather would you rather wash windows on a skyscraper? Be?

1180
01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,559
Speaker 1: Or would you rather run with the bulls in Spain?

1181
01:14:23,439 --> 01:14:27,840
Speaker 1: Still be? B Yeah, I'm gonna give the bulls. I'm

1182
01:14:27,840 --> 01:14:29,200
Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna get off. I

1183
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna get over a wall or something. Yeah, I'm gonna

1184
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,559
Speaker 1: push some people in front of me. I can get

1185
01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:36,200
Speaker 1: I can get this bull off my ass, trip some

1186
01:14:36,320 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 1: people off Trippe show can be. Oh no, I've seen that.

1187
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:44,120
Speaker 1: Ain't no where in the hall, and it's no where

1188
01:14:44,160 --> 01:14:45,639
Speaker 1: in hell. First of all, I'm not gonna be able

1189
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:51,680
Speaker 1: to wash your window. You up there already. Both my

1190
01:14:51,880 --> 01:14:55,880
Speaker 1: hands is attached to this rope and this safety device,

1191
01:14:55,960 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: so we're not watching where I'm not watching you win

1192
01:14:58,200 --> 01:15:01,519
Speaker 1: to no damn and I can look outside. All you

1193
01:15:01,640 --> 01:15:06,280
Speaker 1: gonna see is it's scared ass. Dude. I'm kicking. I

1194
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: won't end. I won't end. Man, open the way. I'm

1195
01:15:12,160 --> 01:15:15,040
Speaker 1: a pe on your window. I'm telling you that's all

1196
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:17,040
Speaker 1: we got. We got some other stuff. What is it?

1197
01:15:17,080 --> 01:15:20,920
Speaker 1: All these stands on my window? You know what? Open

1198
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:25,720
Speaker 1: this window? Hanging up in that album? Man, Yeah, I'm

1199
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,600
Speaker 1: running with the bulls man. I'm you can put me

1200
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:34,080
Speaker 1: in all red pajama sitting make sure they see me.

1201
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:39,760
Speaker 1: I'm loving the damn bulls man. All right, here we go.

1202
01:15:40,400 --> 01:15:44,240
Speaker 1: Would you rather have a full time butler for life

1203
01:15:45,240 --> 01:15:49,639
Speaker 1: or one hall pass a month for life? I already

1204
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:51,760
Speaker 1: know I ain't gonna get that. Gonna have to hate

1205
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:55,040
Speaker 1: this butler. That's what I'm to do for life, not

1206
01:15:55,120 --> 01:16:00,760
Speaker 1: for the confessor. Won'ting the hall pass? Get me on

1207
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,920
Speaker 1: this radio show with Dad? Have you learned nothing on

1208
01:16:03,040 --> 01:16:07,120
Speaker 1: the show, Junior? Yeah, learned that I'm gonna go with

1209
01:16:07,240 --> 01:16:12,280
Speaker 1: the blood. You're gonna have a full time butler for life? Okay,

1210
01:16:14,240 --> 01:16:19,400
Speaker 1: pass up the hall pass. You let me ask question though,

1211
01:16:20,120 --> 01:16:24,360
Speaker 1: Do she know about the hall pass? Huh? We know

1212
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,040
Speaker 1: about the hall pass. That's the whole concept of the

1213
01:16:27,120 --> 01:16:30,200
Speaker 1: hall pass that you get the mad thank you. Oh no, no,

1214
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm not not no, hell no, hell no, I'm not

1215
01:16:32,040 --> 01:16:37,280
Speaker 1: gonna hear that. Every moore it's gonna it's got that's

1216
01:16:37,320 --> 01:16:40,400
Speaker 1: who it's gonna. Yeah, it's the fifteenth who you're picking

1217
01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:52,120
Speaker 1: now her? All right, here's the last one, last one?

1218
01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,800
Speaker 1: Would you guys rather tell the truth for thirty days?

1219
01:16:56,520 --> 01:17:00,439
Speaker 1: Tell the complete truth? No, live thirty days, wear a

1220
01:17:00,560 --> 01:17:06,479
Speaker 1: lafe front wig for thirty days to call me Kiera

1221
01:17:07,680 --> 01:17:14,679
Speaker 1: in here looking like ru Paul front. All right, coming

1222
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,080
Speaker 1: up next to our last break of the day, and

1223
01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:20,360
Speaker 1: Steve will have some closing remarks. All that's coming up

1224
01:17:20,400 --> 01:17:23,519
Speaker 1: at forty nine after the hour. Right after this you're

1225
01:17:23,560 --> 01:17:28,719
Speaker 1: listening to show. All right, here we go, last break

1226
01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:33,920
Speaker 1: of the day and Steve, Yeah, this is a time

1227
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:36,040
Speaker 1: you get kind of quiet and in your pensive moment

1228
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,960
Speaker 1: because it's almost time for your closing remarks. But it's

1229
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:43,479
Speaker 1: been a good day, rights, it's good Thursday. Uh, it's

1230
01:17:43,520 --> 01:17:46,080
Speaker 1: been a funny, it's good. You know these closing remarks

1231
01:17:46,120 --> 01:17:48,280
Speaker 1: of late man, I just want to kind of explain

1232
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:53,120
Speaker 1: it to everybody. What I've decided to do is, uh,

1233
01:17:53,439 --> 01:17:57,640
Speaker 1: just share with you some experiences that I've gained, uh

1234
01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,400
Speaker 1: and and a lot of it has to do with

1235
01:17:59,439 --> 01:18:03,200
Speaker 1: spiritual reality. Now let me let me just start by

1236
01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:08,519
Speaker 1: saying this. I'm not a very religious person per se.

1237
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:17,200
Speaker 1: I think I'm really a spiritual person, but religious it

1238
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:21,160
Speaker 1: kind of comes with a different connotation. I don't claim

1239
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,559
Speaker 1: to be perfect. It doesn't matter to me what church

1240
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:29,720
Speaker 1: you go to, what mosque you go to, what synagogue

1241
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,280
Speaker 1: you go to. It doesn't matter to me. It's not

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Speaker 1: my business. And I've chosen to be that way, and

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Speaker 1: I think that God is okay with me being that way,

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Speaker 1: because my message is to try to convince or to

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Speaker 1: help people understand that having a relationship with God is

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Speaker 1: really cool. It's the relationship you want with God. Your

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Speaker 1: choice of religion is none of my business. I have

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Speaker 1: a lot of Muslim friends. I know some great Muslim

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Speaker 1: people around the world. I know some great Christian people

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Speaker 1: around the world. I know great Catholics around the world.

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Speaker 1: I know great Jewish people, Protestant whatever. I know some

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Speaker 1: really really cool people. And I just decided that my

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Speaker 1: mission is not to convince you to see it my way.

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Speaker 1: My mission is to try to help you understand that

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Speaker 1: having a relationship with God. It's critical for you, it's

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Speaker 1: necessary for you. You know. I posted something the other

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Speaker 1: day on my Instagram and there was a picture of

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Speaker 1: a warrior with his head bent and he was on

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Speaker 1: his knee and he had a sword in his hand

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Speaker 1: and a shield. And on this Instagram post I posted it,

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Speaker 1: and if you go on my Instagram you can see

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Speaker 1: it from yesterday and this man is on his knees

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Speaker 1: with his head bowed, with his soul in his hand

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Speaker 1: and armor and shield on. And he said, the devil

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Speaker 1: saw me with my head down and thought he'd won

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Speaker 1: until I said, a man, So what the pain was

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Speaker 1: saying is my head ain't down. I'm actually praying. And

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Speaker 1: so after I sent that, you know, I was just

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Speaker 1: reading the comments, which I which I know better. But

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Speaker 1: the second comment and the caption under it was prayer works.

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Speaker 1: The second comment under their third comment was no, it don't.

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Speaker 1: And you just go, wow, wait a minute, man, It

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Speaker 1: don't matter what you say. Some people gonna just they

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Speaker 1: just dad to counter. But I don't do it for

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Speaker 1: those people anymore. I do it for those people who

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Speaker 1: trying to get it. And if you're trying to get

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Speaker 1: a relationship with God, it's important for you to understand something.

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Speaker 1: You know what you gotta understand something. Let me sprain

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Speaker 1: to you what I learned about favor because my life

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Speaker 1: has a lot of favor on it, but I know

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Speaker 1: a lot of people who got favor on their life.

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Speaker 1: Somebody told me one time, favor ain't fair. Favor is

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Speaker 1: not fair. If favor was fairly giving out, if it

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Speaker 1: was favor was giving out family, none of us would

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Speaker 1: get it. Oh, favor ain't fair because if favor was

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Speaker 1: given out to the just or the righteous, if that's

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Speaker 1: how fair was passed out, would none of us get it.

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Speaker 1: Favor ain't fair. That's why you can look over at

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Speaker 1: somebody's life and you can judge them and say, well,

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Speaker 1: they ain't all this, but they got this. That's because

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Speaker 1: favor ain't fair. But let me show you what what

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Speaker 1: favor do. Do you know how much favor gods give

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Speaker 1: to you? To show you that favor ain't fair? Watch

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Speaker 1: this hill. Have you ever woke up in the morning

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Speaker 1: and didn't thank God for waking you up in the morning,

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Speaker 1: but he woke you up anyway? That was favor. Let

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Speaker 1: me ask you a question, because I hardly ever do

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Speaker 1: this when I lay down a night, I have never

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Speaker 1: I don't recall asking God to wake me up in

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Speaker 1: the morning. But you know what he did for sixty

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Speaker 1: two years, he didn't woke me up in the morning.

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Speaker 1: You know what that was. That was some favor. Favor

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Speaker 1: ain't fail because guess what, I ain't even asked to

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Speaker 1: be awaken. I have left the house without thinking him

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Speaker 1: for waking me up. But he keep waking me up,

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Speaker 1: and he keep laying me down to sleep, and he

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Speaker 1: keep giving me another chance, and he keeps me alive

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Speaker 1: when it seems like I should have been gone. He

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Speaker 1: holds me when I feel so alone. He corrects mistakes

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Speaker 1: that I've made, on decisions I've made. He's correcting him

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Speaker 1: from me. You know what that was, y'all? That was favor.

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Speaker 1: Every time you take a breath that you have no

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Speaker 1: control over, can I tell you something that's favor? That's

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Speaker 1: why you you hear old people talk about grace and

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Speaker 1: favor that and all people say, all I want is

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Speaker 1: a little more grace, because great, you can't earn grace,

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Speaker 1: you can't earn favor. It's just given. Favor is given

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Speaker 1: to the just, Favor is given to the unjust favor

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Speaker 1: is given to the grateful. Favor is given to people

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Speaker 1: that don't ever say thank you. All of us have

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Speaker 1: benefited from his favor. What do you think would happen

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Speaker 1: if you formed a closer relationship with him? Well, tomorrow,

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Speaker 1: I tell you what a happened, because it happened to me.

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Speaker 1: I just want to share that with you. Y'all, have

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Speaker 1: a great weekend. Talk to God. He loved to hear

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Speaker 1: from you. Okay, that's a good one. I talk to you.

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