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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now, one and only Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: I guess we're gonna wax that ass. That's the name.

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Speaker 1: this is Ramone giving you a call, um where we're

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Speaker 1: pume for what you have a spa treatment scheduled? Um

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Speaker 1: I don't I understand? Um, Well, she's got you signed

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Speaker 1: um a manzillion, which is at this this isn't for real. Sure,

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Speaker 1: man's zillion. Your your wife has set you up for

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Speaker 1: private area as well. Yeah, try again, man, there's no

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Speaker 1: be hairless? Like? But no way, get out of here. Evidently,

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Speaker 1: He likes it, Okay, he calls me he loves it. Well,

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Speaker 1: thing she's asking us to do, is to remove your hair. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not happening. And if she's gonna have telling yourself,

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Speaker 1: That sounds like fortune kidding. He mean, okay, sure you know. No, No,

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Speaker 1: If this is for real, I'm gonna have a talk

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Speaker 1: I don't. I'm not trying to just respect anybody. But stay,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing this all right. I'm not getting the back. No,

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Speaker 1: there's no way. Okay. So evidently your wife wanted or

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Speaker 1: This's just not refundable, so there is no money coming back.

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Speaker 1: I will let you know that. Two hundred bucks. There's

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Speaker 1: This is not a very referable small here. I don't,

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Speaker 1: I don't do it. I'm gonna get I'm gonna go

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Speaker 1: I'll give her. I'll give her ten bucks if she's good,

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Speaker 1: And now you're saying no, there will be nothing whack.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming into eleven. I'm not coming in ever.

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Speaker 1: She's gonna take care of this though. You don't have

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Speaker 1: I mean this is getting ridiculous. I don't even know

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Speaker 1: what is the badest and I mean the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: thinking nephew, coming up next, more of the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: like this because you bush. But listen, I want you

417
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: to read them. This is really going on in people's lives.

418
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: I want you to read at least two of these

419
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,560
Speaker 1: and read it like you mean it. Let's start off

420
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: with you. Here we go, all right, here we go.

421
00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,760
Speaker 1: Number one to say, none of your opiness. You see it.

422
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: If you see somebody throwing a large rug rolled up, okay,

423
00:29:32,920 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 1: and it's got feet hand out, Yeah, let me tell

424
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: somebody speak when you walk back. How you doing see,

425
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. This is real.

426
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:56,080
Speaker 1: When you at a restaurant and you see somebody in

427
00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:59,760
Speaker 1: the back having a problem with the food, and somebody, ha,

428
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: what the hell? I just say, keep eating, call somebody.

429
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: It's gonna get into it can happen if it don't.

430
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,800
Speaker 1: You got one, I'll tell you what. If you have

431
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: to restaurant, see a cow passed through the back and

432
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: two chickens that really ain't know you, Shirley, come on,

433
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: try read one of these one. Okay, um. If you

434
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 1: see your neighbors kids, if they steal a car or

435
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: something and it's not yours, your business, not your my

436
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 1: neighbors don't matter, and don't it don't. If you see

437
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,560
Speaker 1: somebody with something on they know and it looked like

438
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:18,520
Speaker 1: break so telling all right, all right. If you see

439
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,680
Speaker 1: someone open the exit door. Okay, you're at the movies

440
00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: and they let nine people in the theater. Y, oh

441
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: come on, no, no, you'll see they ask you to

442
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:38,480
Speaker 1: get out movie starting. If you hanging out with some

443
00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,760
Speaker 1: white folks at the park and they hear something and

444
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: walk through the woods. Let me tell you something that

445
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,480
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing to do with you. That ain't there now,

446
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 1: that's had one, never had one, lever had one? All right,

447
00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: your homeboy, y'all boys seeing right, y'all tight you just

448
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: hang out. All of a sudden you see him hanging out,

449
00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: hugged up with another dude. You gotta be careful. Don't

450
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,280
Speaker 1: say anything. Jay, What about this? If you see someone

451
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: at the drive through, Uh, take the money and put

452
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: it in his pocket, that your damn you. As long

453
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,320
Speaker 1: as you get your food, Just get your food. You're

454
00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 1: gonna call the police. No, you don't know. You don't

455
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:34,960
Speaker 1: drive off from that wonder. You don't know what he

456
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 1: going through. You don't know what's happening is at all? Man?

457
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: If you in line, uh huh after amusement, right, okay, Yeah,

458
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 1: and somebody cut the line behind you, Yeah, that ain't

459
00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: your come up here in front of me, but you

460
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 1: cut You see him curt right there like that right

461
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: down you that ain't yourn that's not right. Not let

462
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,560
Speaker 1: me tell you that one. If you went your wife,

463
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: huh and see your girlfriend with another man, that really

464
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 1: ain't so damn your Yeah, you shouldn't saying not a thing.

465
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 1: Good time. You're in the broish store. Did see somebody

466
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: go over to the grapes and they eat about they

467
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:42,959
Speaker 1: four handfuls of bread. They eat a complete that, they

468
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:47,680
Speaker 1: eat a pound break. I just said that eating grapes

469
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: ain't jake? Is that that dealing? That's great about this jake?

470
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: You have to bank and you have to wind that.

471
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: And the man next to you have to window. If

472
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,200
Speaker 1: you see him slide the no to the teller, Hey,

473
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: that ain't none of your tail. Give me my twenties

474
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: I and let me go get out. I'm with you.

475
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 1: You and you in the coffee place right, you see there,

476
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: and you see somebody get a handful of them sugars.

477
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:28,360
Speaker 1: I'm just a handful who in each hand, two handfuls

478
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 1: the packs put them in their pocket. That ain't jumping it.

479
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 1: Don't full meet anywhere. Too many sugars, not joking much.

480
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: If you in the gail, uh huh. Yeah. And you

481
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,920
Speaker 1: see somebody working out with a trainer, uhuh. And the

482
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: trainer tell them to do fifteen rolds and he walked

483
00:34:54,160 --> 00:35:04,240
Speaker 1: on and they don't do but six. I gotta tell honest,

484
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,480
Speaker 1: it ain't got nothing to do to being honest. All right,

485
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:11,439
Speaker 1: More of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey Morning Show.

486
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: Right after this, you're listening Steve Harvey Morning Show. Ready

487
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:20,560
Speaker 1: for Roscoe? I go get him. Okay, let's go. He

488
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: gonna turn around and exactly what he did. We're going on,

489
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:32,239
Speaker 1: baby Roscoe, turn around and hit out like you said

490
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: that was I'll go back. Baby was up? Julia? What's up? Roscoe?

491
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: Going on? Time down? What's going on? Man? Oh? My dog,

492
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 1: my dog my dough. We're going Hey, Roscoe? I like it?

493
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:54,320
Speaker 1: I like it? Yeah, right there, thank you? Something different?

494
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 1: I like that blonde yea, you know I ain't no

495
00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 1: head like girl. Yeah you got that blood. Black women

496
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 1: have blond. Try for I get out of here. We

497
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: were talking about what's up? Call? What's up? Roscoe? What's happened? Me?

498
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: Baby me? What's going on with y'all? Think a glass on?

499
00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: You don't law round? Got cool? Law? A law parliament?

500
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 1: How you wrote that? You wrote, yeah, you know it's

501
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:36,120
Speaker 1: a law round you got be cool? I wrote that, Yeah,

502
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 1: I wrote that. I wrote over George clar Really I

503
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:41,479
Speaker 1: didn't even I know you know a lot of people,

504
00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 1: but I did not expect you to say, George, h yeah,

505
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 1: I know that girl, good good, you're back already. When

506
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,680
Speaker 1: did you write it? Tell us what happened? I actually

507
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: wrote p funk back in nineteen twenty nine, twenty nine.

508
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: The funk wasn't even a word back then. Pump wasn't

509
00:37:04,719 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 1: the word. You ain't know. Nobody mentioned the word fun.

510
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: Nobody mentioned word fun. But p phone on cut phone,

511
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: come on, you know the depression? He was depression? And

512
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: where the wall? We stand in line every day with

513
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 1: soup kitchen. You're trying to get us on eat and

514
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: we stand in line a sup kitchen and sometimes the

515
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: line was you long, and you know, we all me

516
00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,400
Speaker 1: like you know there, just be get the wall and

517
00:37:39,520 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 1: we pe on the wall where you go by there

518
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:44,279
Speaker 1: every day, that out there sun and with that pe

519
00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 1: on the wall. And somebody said, man, this shows taking here.

520
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 1: And I said, well that p phone that makes a

521
00:37:54,840 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: lot of so strong. I said, cut, wow, it's uncod

522
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: It is like a bone. And then I kept that

523
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 1: in my heart and want to met George Clinton because

524
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:15,120
Speaker 1: I was, you know, and just gave it to it.

525
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: But what year was that when you met George Clinton?

526
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 1: Because you wrote the song in nineteen twenty nine, yet

527
00:38:20,360 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: said it too yeah, I don't have that many years. Yeah,

528
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: you know all in my mind, I will be back.

529
00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: We will be back right after this. You're listening Steve

530
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:37,600
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. All right, j Anthony Brown, Yes, what

531
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 1: is on your mind? This is again another book, another bus. Yeah,

532
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: I meant that with Steve. Steve you had to read

533
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: that fast. Yeah, I mean they're just they're thin books,

534
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,560
Speaker 1: so I don't worry about it. My brand new book,

535
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:56,279
Speaker 1: this is like your ninth book, very very thin, very

536
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,279
Speaker 1: thin book, My brand new book. How to tell when

537
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: something's by to jump off or when I head for

538
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,640
Speaker 1: the dope. Your ass head for the dope. That's simple,

539
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: That's very simple. Okay. These are ways to tell when

540
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:14,240
Speaker 1: something about the jump off. She invites somebody to your party.

541
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,120
Speaker 1: You told her not to invite somebody to jump off,

542
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,560
Speaker 1: somebody to have somebody to go down. It's about to go.

543
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 1: I asked him not to invite him. He's here, something

544
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:27,920
Speaker 1: about why why the hell is he here? See what

545
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,880
Speaker 1: I'm you know, all right? How to tell when something

546
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:34,160
Speaker 1: about the jump off? You got three baby mama, show up,

547
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,759
Speaker 1: He show up. He show up with his new girlfriend.

548
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: She white and pregnant. Somebody to jump off something about

549
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: something and somebody to jump off of what, Yeah, I'm

550
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 1: talking about ugly. It's all right, you add somebody. How

551
00:39:57,239 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: you look in the kitchen and Auntie is in the

552
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 1: kitchen putting more season in the greens. They ain't hut greens,

553
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:09,480
Speaker 1: just somebody else, damn green. Oh, if you don't get

554
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 1: your ass out, didn't leave you. But we're putting some

555
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:22,399
Speaker 1: old baby in it in the greens. Fault. I didn't

556
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: hear you. I like seafood in my greens. Something is

557
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: about to jump up. All right, here's another one. Y'all

558
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 1: already to miss one game? You miss one game, you

559
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: let it go. But they still having Bible study in

560
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,399
Speaker 1: the living room. Now do you know what? You got

561
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,759
Speaker 1: to be Christians bout this? But y'all, y'all, y'all, no

562
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: game is gone but game and y'all still it's gonna

563
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,960
Speaker 1: be some cousin in front of the TV. You know

564
00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 1: that though some Yeah, all right, this this definitely, this

565
00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: is definitely is something about the jump up. The lady

566
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: you didn't come with made you a plate and you

567
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 1: are laughing at every damn thing she said. It is

568
00:41:14,680 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 1: just so yeah right there, it's on the floor. Oh

569
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 1: she funny? Huh? Why you only funny? What is your

570
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: what is what is so funny? So you know what,

571
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: tell me the joke so I can laugh. I wanted

572
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: to joke and they never do. Know you laughing? You're laughing? Baby?

573
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 1: So what was did you come on? It was just

574
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 1: a joke, baby, No, no, no, no, no no. I

575
00:41:56,760 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: want to hear the complete joke argument beginning, and the

576
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:10,040
Speaker 1: beginning wasn't like two people going to buy go ahead, baby, baby,

577
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: the joke, Baby, the joke. It was just a little

578
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: joke and I just found it funny. And I here,

579
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: did you just tell me the joke? Because I'm funny? Baby?

580
00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: You was right there. You heard your joke. You know

581
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: you don't laugh for the lot you laughing? You're laughing,

582
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,160
Speaker 1: she laughing, all two of y'all laughing. We need to

583
00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:34,000
Speaker 1: have three people laughing. You like to laugh. But it was, baby,

584
00:42:34,040 --> 00:42:36,440
Speaker 1: it was funny. You know what? You know what? Hey, hey, hey,

585
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: you know what over there? You know what? She wasn't

586
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,359
Speaker 1: that damn funny. Matter of fact, I wasn't even laughing

587
00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: at her joke. I was laughing at something that I

588
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 1: be like that the last one you sitting in the

589
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: car for funny minutes. Where for her to come out

590
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: the house so you can leave somebody to jump out

591
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,400
Speaker 1: when you go back in there, get ass Okay, some

592
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: yeas back in there. Oh yeah, all right, thank you. Jay.

593
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 1: Coming up next, nephew, tell me in with today's prank

594
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,720
Speaker 1: phone call. That's coming up right after this. You're listening

595
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:31,560
Speaker 1: to show coming up at the top of the hour,

596
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter. Right

597
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

598
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: Neph what you got. Dumb it down? No, dumb it down? Okay,

599
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: fourteen fifteen years old, dumb it down. You don't get

600
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:50,200
Speaker 1: to go on spring break. You gotta come on in. Wow,

601
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 1: you can't call people think I thought you knew. Hello, Hello,

602
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:01,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach speaking. Here's this Ali Kisha. This

603
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:07,320
Speaker 1: is uh mister Roland Barn assistant principal here at academy

604
00:44:07,960 --> 00:44:11,560
Speaker 1: or your daughter. I Usha goes, yes, what's going on?

605
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:15,160
Speaker 1: Is everything okay? Everything is kind of uh well, let

606
00:44:15,239 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: me be honest, it's not good right now. I wanted

607
00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 1: to call and actually have a private conversation with you

608
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: about Aisha oh god, all right, tell me what's going on?

609
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,640
Speaker 1: What's going on? Ayisha? Well, as you know, um, spring

610
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:33,880
Speaker 1: break is going to be coming up in March. You

611
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: do not that, right, Yeah, I'm aware of that he's

612
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: looking for. Yeah, well, we have a bit of an

613
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:44,040
Speaker 1: issue here. I have done some research and I'm looking

614
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 1: at all of the kids and how they're doing, how

615
00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: well they're doing when the school works, and Aisha doesn't

616
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: seem to be doing well as she should be living

617
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:57,040
Speaker 1: up to the expectations of the academy. And what we're

618
00:44:57,239 --> 00:45:00,360
Speaker 1: going to have to do this friend break is I

619
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,080
Speaker 1: used to will not be allowed to take a spring

620
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: break with the rest of your kids. We're gonna need

621
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 1: her to come into school. And there's several kids that

622
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,959
Speaker 1: are not going to be able to go on spring break,

623
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: and I used to happen to be one of them.

624
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 1: There's at least forty to fifty kids that will be

625
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,320
Speaker 1: coming to school that entire week that spring break is

626
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: the most of the kids are out on spring break.

627
00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: You have to be mistaken. I mean, my daughter is

628
00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:30,439
Speaker 1: a straight age student. Uh, she is actually the only

629
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:34,200
Speaker 1: I USA at the academy. Man, and I you know,

630
00:45:34,320 --> 00:45:36,759
Speaker 1: I've looked at her her grades in the past. She's

631
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: had some great, so wonderful grades in the past, and

632
00:45:39,880 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: I don't know what's taking place this semister um that

633
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: she just seems to have dropped the ball. And what

634
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 1: we want to do is, you know, keep these kids focused.

635
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 1: As you know, you have to be accepted to be

636
00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:56,479
Speaker 1: here at this particular school. So you know, it leaves

637
00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 1: me no no other outlet but to have her come

638
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 1: in and we're gonna buckle down and try to get

639
00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 1: them back on track. So I wanted to personally give

640
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: you a call and let you know what's going low

641
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,440
Speaker 1: in Iasa here at the academy, and we're we's just terrible.

642
00:46:11,920 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: This is absolutely terrible. I mean we are here already

643
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: in January and I'm getting a call that my daughter

644
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: is not doing good. And now you're gonna tell me

645
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: that she can't go on a spring break trip in

646
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,840
Speaker 1: March if she I mean, as far as I'm just

647
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,120
Speaker 1: terming my daughter straight a straight as, she's an amazing student,

648
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: she does really hard work, she always afford to going

649
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: to school, and I get a call today that she

650
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: can't go in March, Well, I mean, you gotta be

651
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,520
Speaker 1: kidding me. I'm you're saying, going somewhere our trip, but

652
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 1: are you? Are you scheduling on a trip. I'm not

653
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: going anyway, she's going on a trip. I'm giving her

654
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: full permission to go on a trip. Okay, Well, unfortunately,

655
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: i'm with question that she's at school. So I don't

656
00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,000
Speaker 1: know if your trip costs you a lot of money

657
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:55,080
Speaker 1: or if you can get a refund. But I'm calling

658
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: you letting you know I need her there on March

659
00:46:58,080 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 1: eleven in the classroom so we can buckle down and

660
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:03,200
Speaker 1: try to get her back on track. No, what I'm

661
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,000
Speaker 1: telling you, I paid for the trip, and she's going

662
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 1: on the trip. I'm sorry. And then none call because

663
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,560
Speaker 1: it's so late in the game. I'm sorry, she's going

664
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:14,799
Speaker 1: on a trip. No, miss, she's not going on a trip.

665
00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,000
Speaker 1: She's actually gonna be coming into school and she'll be

666
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: the March eleventh, from Monday through Friday. Now, I don't

667
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: know who you're talking to. That's my child, I'm telling you,

668
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 1: But she's your child. But she's my student. And right now,

669
00:47:28,640 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: all of my students are gonna be that are that

670
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: are not doing well in their in their classes, are

671
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 1: gonna be there during spring breaks and they're gonna get

672
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 1: their business together. No, alling me like you're reprimanding me,

673
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: like I'm a child. Okay, now she's gone. No, she's

674
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: not going on a trip, and you're telling me what.

675
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,840
Speaker 1: You're trying to override my position, and that's what's not

676
00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,759
Speaker 1: gonna happen. She has to be there. You might as

677
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 1: well start looking for a refund because she's not gonna

678
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:00,720
Speaker 1: not be there. So I didn't need her there Monday

679
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:03,000
Speaker 1: through Friday of swing break so we can get her

680
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 1: back on course. Listen, I don't want to do you

681
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 1: think you're talking to. I have the ultimate position over

682
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: even you. That's my daughter. That's my daughter. I get

683
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: to tell you you what I'm doing her, and she's

684
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:19,799
Speaker 1: going on that trip. You're out of here. Happenings out

685
00:48:19,960 --> 00:48:22,640
Speaker 1: not sending my daughter on the trip. Sorry, not happening.

686
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, she's not going on a

687
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:30,359
Speaker 1: trip to how she is almost she's not. I'm gonna

688
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,920
Speaker 1: seek when I used to tomorrow and let her know where.

689
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,759
Speaker 1: You're not gonna tell me do the damn thing. I'm

690
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: telling her. She's not going on a spring break trip.

691
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: Do you know why? Because of grades that are not

692
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: up to bar. She needs to be more concerned about

693
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 1: her grade and not going and hanging out. You're a'm

694
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,360
Speaker 1: gagging around. Where are you're sending her? No, it's not happening.

695
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 1: I want all of my students with passing grade and

696
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:56,920
Speaker 1: I'm a one hundred for assistant principal and harm my

697
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,040
Speaker 1: kids pass. What are you trying to convince yourself that

698
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: you're important or I'm thinking me a break? He's like

699
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: a baby. My daughter is going on the trip and

700
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: that's finally hear me. Okay, you know what I'll speak

701
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: when Ia tomorrow morning at school. No you're not, Yes,

702
00:49:09,719 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: I will. Now, here's the deal. I will leave you

703
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 1: this kish. If I used it does not show up

704
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:20,200
Speaker 1: Runday through spring break, then maybe you're gonna have to

705
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 1: find out issue another school. You're threatening me. Now you're

706
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: threatening me. You're threatening to kick my daughter out of

707
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:29,400
Speaker 1: school because of a spring break. If your daughter's not

708
00:49:29,600 --> 00:49:34,400
Speaker 1: here doing spring break Monday through Friday, get out of

709
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: here again. Please, I'd like to see you try to

710
00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: give me a break. Scarca. I think this conversation is over.

711
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:42,400
Speaker 1: My next conversation will be with I Issha that's what

712
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:44,600
Speaker 1: she's going to spring break. She's staying in the school.

713
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: If you do something about it, I will have people

714
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 1: pickting outside your your school. You're talking about nonsense. My

715
00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: daughter does great in school and she's going on a

716
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 1: trip and that's it. Break and stool Monday through Friday,

717
00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 1: start spring break? Are you talking to? Who are you

718
00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,759
Speaker 1: yelling at like that? Are you mine? I swear I

719
00:50:05,800 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: got about going. I kick your what's wrong with you? You?

720
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:16,279
Speaker 1: You're out of control? What he's talking to? You know what?

721
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 1: You know? What? You know? What you told me about you?

722
00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,560
Speaker 1: Do you know what you tell me? What did he

723
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,160
Speaker 1: tell you? She told me to play phone, called you

724
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 1: his nephew telling me from my daughter you sho high?

725
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:48,640
Speaker 1: But pressure over here? Oh my god, are you good girl? Yep,

726
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Oh my god. I was really gonna go

727
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 1: over there. You up. I can't believe this, My god.

728
00:51:00,400 --> 00:51:04,160
Speaker 1: I gotta ask you something. Well, yeah, I mean the

729
00:51:04,280 --> 00:51:07,959
Speaker 1: baddest radio show in the land without a job, Steve

730
00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show, Well coming down, No, didn't do that's dirty? Job?

731
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: Is that dirty? Yeah? It is dirty? Well, then then

732
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:30,200
Speaker 1: mission accomplished. That's all I need to baby. Mission accomplished.

733
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: And if you're trying to do it, baby, yeah, wait

734
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:38,800
Speaker 1: till y'all here tomorrow, when y'all hear this. When I

735
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: made it through with my ws, it was difficult, but

736
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: I made it through. Tomorrow, y'all gonna hear the wall workers,

737
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:57,239
Speaker 1: the wall work workers. Who the wall workers. It's wall

738
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: workers working, not the mall working. All right, wall workers,

739
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: wall workers, the wall workers, Kamar, check it out. You're

740
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 1: not trying not to say it during the prank. You're

741
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: not gonna say anything, Steve. You're just not You're just

742
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:20,320
Speaker 1: gonna be quiet over there. All right, listen, Thank you, nephew.

743
00:52:20,520 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: Up next is my Strawberry Letter for today. All right,

744
00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:26,400
Speaker 1: we'll get into it right after this. You're listening to

745
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, right now, it

746
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 1: is time for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you need

747
00:52:32,680 --> 00:52:36,880
Speaker 1: advice on relationship, on dating, on work, on sex, on parenting,

748
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 1: and more, submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey FM

749
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:44,120
Speaker 1: dot com and click submit Strawberry Letter. Steve, you have

750
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: anything you want to add to that, oh, you know,

751
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: just go ahead and click. It's not like a song, Steve.

752
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 1: Just go ahead and click just go ahead and click

753
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: old real damn click buckle up. We got it for

754
00:53:15,160 --> 00:53:17,399
Speaker 1: you here it is the Strawberry Letters. All right, thank

755
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:20,359
Speaker 1: you enough subjects. Can't judge a book by its cover.

756
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,479
Speaker 1: Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been dating the six four tall

757
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:28,520
Speaker 1: drink of Water for a few months. He is honest, generous, humorous,

758
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 1: and fun to be around. We decided it was time

759
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,160
Speaker 1: to take the next step in our relationship since we

760
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 1: have been flirting and making suggestive comments to each other

761
00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:41,520
Speaker 1: for weeks, so we did the deed. If you get

762
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: my drift, and let me tell you, you cannot judge

763
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,440
Speaker 1: a book by its cover. With all of his tall

764
00:53:49,800 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 1: and chocolately goodness, he is not packing a thing. I mean,

765
00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: he couldn't even hurt a fly. I couldn't use any

766
00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:01,799
Speaker 1: of my normal truth because he couldn't stay in the game.

767
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 1: Every time that I tried, I knew you would love

768
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,120
Speaker 1: this letter, Steve. Every time that I tried my swivel

769
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: in the hip move, he slid out of bounds. My

770
00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:16,040
Speaker 1: ex boyfriend is from the Motherland, and some stereotypes, some

771
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: stereotypes are very true, so it's hard for me to

772
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:23,319
Speaker 1: go from an anaconda to a garter snake and another thing.

773
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: He talked NonStop while we were getting busy. Whose whose

774
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:31,120
Speaker 1: is it? Do you like that? Did you? Did you

775
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 1: want me when you first saw me? I mean really,

776
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 1: only men who are bringing it are allowed to talk it,

777
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:44,080
Speaker 1: are allowed to talk smack and ask questions. Stephen Shirley,

778
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 1: I need you all's advice? What do I do with

779
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,320
Speaker 1: little fella? Damn? How important is great sex in a relationship?

780
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:54,480
Speaker 1: I cannot fake it again? But I also don't want

781
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:57,880
Speaker 1: to leave him over something so little? No pun intended,

782
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: isn't it was pretty loud, pretty clear? Yeah, you know what.

783
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:09,080
Speaker 1: It depends on what your plans are with this man

784
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: in the future, if you if you have you guys

785
00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 1: have future plans. You like him, you say he's honest, generous,

786
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 1: humorous and fun to be around. Is that where you

787
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: want to keep it? I mean, do you want to

788
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: keep it at the fun stage? You haven't mentioned catching

789
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 1: serious feelings for him, or love or anything like that.

790
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:28,000
Speaker 1: So what is it that you want? Just the sex?

791
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:31,400
Speaker 1: And to answer your question, yes, sex is very important

792
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,320
Speaker 1: in a relationship. But you're not in a relationship, or

793
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,480
Speaker 1: are you? I mean, I'm not really clear. You've known

794
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,879
Speaker 1: this guy for a few weeks. You all are having

795
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: relations though I don't know about a relationship, but you

796
00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:46,279
Speaker 1: are having relations So if you decide to stay with

797
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:49,000
Speaker 1: this guy, you know what you're in for, you know,

798
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: because you've already taken it for a test drive. So

799
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:53,359
Speaker 1: you have to decide if that's what you want. You'll

800
00:55:53,400 --> 00:55:55,279
Speaker 1: have to weigh in if having a good man with

801
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,880
Speaker 1: a small package can satisfy you in a relationship. And

802
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:03,120
Speaker 1: got to stop. And if you can't, please stop comparing

803
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:05,520
Speaker 1: him to your ex with the anaconda, because that's not

804
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:09,600
Speaker 1: gonna make this relationship last. You know, uh, when you

805
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: guys are getting busy, Steve, well, well yeah, here we go,

806
00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:22,320
Speaker 1: fellas subject. Can't judge your book by a cover, the

807
00:56:22,680 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 1: letter titling. The letter should be yeah, how do I

808
00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: get this over You just need to take the see

809
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 1: off of this cover and change the how do I

810
00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: get this over cut? This ain't gonna let Stephen Sherley,

811
00:56:39,840 --> 00:56:44,720
Speaker 1: I've been dating a six folk tall Draco water who honest,

812
00:56:45,080 --> 00:56:50,040
Speaker 1: he's generous, he's hearers, he got to be funny, is

813
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: just about to begin. See. That's that's how you know

814
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,520
Speaker 1: you believe he's honest, generous and humorous. Yes, he's humorous,

815
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:03,120
Speaker 1: and the jokes is just beginning. And he found to

816
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 1: be around like a sharp clown jumping out of voltewagon.

817
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:12,720
Speaker 1: We decided it was time take the next step, because

818
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: we've been flirting to making suggestive comments for weeks now,

819
00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 1: so we did the deed. If you get my drift,

820
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: and let me tell you you cannot judge your book

821
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: bris coming with all it is tall and shocklate the

822
00:57:26,640 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 1: goodness he ain't packing a damn fan ready y yeah,

823
00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:35,680
Speaker 1: because here I'll go now he would have let her

824
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:40,800
Speaker 1: get good. He couldn't even hurt a fly? Who you

825
00:57:40,960 --> 00:57:45,080
Speaker 1: are in here? Illy quipped with a woman who wants

826
00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:52,120
Speaker 1: to be hurt, put something on me, make me hot lock.

827
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: But he couldn't even hurt a fly. And then she

828
00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,080
Speaker 1: tricked because in the next statement she said, I couldn't

829
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: use any of my normal tricks. She got tricks. Tricks

830
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: is for kids, silly rabbits, but not in the bad room.

831
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:12,479
Speaker 1: Tricks is for growing. For this ain't a box of seal.

832
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 1: This is a growing ass. Woman got the tricks? Who

833
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: wants to be hurt? You can't hurt a fly? And

834
00:58:19,080 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 1: she can't use normal, her normal tricks because she got tricks. Growl, women,

835
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:28,320
Speaker 1: tricks ain't for kids. This ain't sill this bad room

836
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:32,080
Speaker 1: at tick. She got tricks you and he ain't got

837
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 1: nothing to handle the tricks because she said, because if

838
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,439
Speaker 1: she did her tricks, he couldn't stay in the game

839
00:58:38,520 --> 00:58:41,680
Speaker 1: because he was wanted the tricks. Every time I tried

840
00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:45,040
Speaker 1: my swivel in the hip moved you know, pop pop

841
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:48,000
Speaker 1: it moving round, boom boom boom, he fell out the game.

842
00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:53,120
Speaker 1: And we know what that means. Yes, he's off the field. Yeah,

843
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:56,080
Speaker 1: he out of box here over that bout the gatorad

844
00:58:56,160 --> 00:59:00,640
Speaker 1: table out to put the pop pop slip slip move

845
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: on him. Now his as is over here where you're

846
00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,840
Speaker 1: hamming it all right back on the field. Well, have

847
00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 1: I didn't call you out to get Hang on, Steve,

848
00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,480
Speaker 1: I know you're excited. We'll have part two of Steve's

849
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: response too, Can't Judge a Book by Its Cover coming

850
00:59:19,880 --> 00:59:24,000
Speaker 1: up at twenty three after the hour you're listening Steve

851
00:59:24,520 --> 00:59:26,920
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right, Steve, come on, let's go with

852
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:29,919
Speaker 1: part two of today's Strawberry letter. Can't Judge a Book

853
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,919
Speaker 1: by Its Cover? Is the subject. Can't judge a book

854
00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:40,200
Speaker 1: by its cover. She'd have met old big six folk condo.

855
00:59:40,640 --> 00:59:46,160
Speaker 1: Black Hampfle is what she thinks I'll be dead. Black

856
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:55,800
Speaker 1: Hamper is here, six foot four tall, generous, honest, humorous,

857
00:59:56,800 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: very funny. You about to find out how funny he is.

858
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:05,720
Speaker 1: All y'all finally decide it's time to go on and

859
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: do it. It starts popping off and you discover he's

860
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,520
Speaker 1: not hacking a damn thing. He couldn't hurt a fly.

861
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:16,560
Speaker 1: Once again, we're talking about a woman who wants to

862
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:21,360
Speaker 1: be here. Okay, but you can't make no can't, ain't

863
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,120
Speaker 1: no what none of that? What't watch to watch none

864
01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 1: of that? Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait

865
01:00:29,000 --> 01:00:31,240
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait hold up, hold up, none of that,

866
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: but slow down, none of that, none of that. It's

867
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: been a minute, bar I can't I can't breathe that

868
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 1: ain't none of that. So now she's so disappointed. She

869
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:55,520
Speaker 1: couldn't even use none of her tricks. She got tricks.

870
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,720
Speaker 1: Every time she tried my swivel in the hip move

871
01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: you know where you go to the right to the left,

872
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: he slid out of bounds. He out the game, Little

873
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:16,600
Speaker 1: tator can't stay up. What li Tator like Tator tot

874
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: as in Taylor took little junior man. Wow. So now

875
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,480
Speaker 1: she's so hurt and disappointed. She don't know what's going on.

876
01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:34,440
Speaker 1: It didn't got to the point now where she then

877
01:01:34,560 --> 01:01:38,760
Speaker 1: wrote this letter into us. And it's sad because she

878
01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: wants this relationship but he can't try this now. Her

879
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:46,360
Speaker 1: problem is she's using comparisons because her ex boyfriend was

880
01:01:46,400 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: from the motherland, Africa, and some stereotypes are very true.

881
01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:54,360
Speaker 1: That's hard for me to go from an anaconda to

882
01:01:54,440 --> 01:02:00,680
Speaker 1: a garden state. And another thing. Here the part where

883
01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: he got good. See this is where the humor come in.

884
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 1: You said he was humorous, So here we go. He talked, nah, stop,

885
01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:13,840
Speaker 1: why we was bitch? Nah? Stopped? And he was at

886
01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:20,040
Speaker 1: whose is it? Do you like that? Did you want

887
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:22,680
Speaker 1: me the first time you saw me? I mean, really,

888
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:26,560
Speaker 1: why as you talking? Only men who are bringing it

889
01:02:26,800 --> 01:02:30,640
Speaker 1: are allowed to talk, smack and ask questions? Right, Well,

890
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:41,400
Speaker 1: what you should have did was answer answer. So let's go, Oh, baby,

891
01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:48,400
Speaker 1: whose is it? Well? Who's hill? Anybody? Hell? When you

892
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:53,240
Speaker 1: get in the house, letting me know whose is it?

893
01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:59,800
Speaker 1: I wanted it to be your whose is it? I'm

894
01:02:59,840 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: not I really showed I didn't hit a knock in

895
01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:07,120
Speaker 1: the dope? Whose is it? When you get in there,

896
01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:11,240
Speaker 1: I'll let you know. You gotta start answering the Chris,

897
01:03:11,560 --> 01:03:16,040
Speaker 1: do you like that? Like? What? What are you doing?

898
01:03:16,560 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: Do you like it? Are you doing something? Do you

899
01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:23,680
Speaker 1: like it? I let you know soon as I feel something?

900
01:03:25,520 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: Do you like it? I show won't to man. You

901
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:35,200
Speaker 1: must start answering questions. Did you want me the first

902
01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: time you saw you? Yes? But not sense She changed

903
01:03:42,080 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: her mind that hurt at you when I first saw you?

904
01:03:46,600 --> 01:03:54,360
Speaker 1: That now were I still word? I don't want you see?

905
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: And then she says only people who are bringing it

906
01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:03,880
Speaker 1: should be allowed to talk, smack and ask questions. Stephen Shell,

907
01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:08,960
Speaker 1: I need y'aw's advice. What do I do with live high? Important?

908
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:12,280
Speaker 1: Is great sex and relationship? I can't fake it again.

909
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,760
Speaker 1: But I also don't want to leave him over something

910
01:04:14,880 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 1: so little, no pun intended. Well, you ain't got to

911
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,600
Speaker 1: leave him over something so little. There's a solution to this.

912
01:04:25,440 --> 01:04:30,440
Speaker 1: There's a solution to this because he's six four, But

913
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:35,120
Speaker 1: little fella ain't packing. What should I do? I don't

914
01:04:35,160 --> 01:04:40,360
Speaker 1: want to break up over something so small. Well, ma'am,

915
01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:44,080
Speaker 1: here's a deal. I don't think you're in love with

916
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:47,560
Speaker 1: this guy. I don't know how this is gonna work

917
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:52,120
Speaker 1: because sex is important to a relationship. So right now,

918
01:04:52,360 --> 01:05:00,800
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to tell you. Tommy, huh,

919
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: do you have any suggestions for this woman? I cannot

920
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:12,640
Speaker 1: believe that you'll go to a reverse to Tommy, your nephew.

921
01:05:14,000 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: If you want me to come out of retirement. I mean,

922
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,360
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, I mean you know what I

923
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:26,120
Speaker 1: was saying. He's married. Now, he's coming out of retirement

924
01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:29,840
Speaker 1: if you need him. Though. I have a suggestion, Steve,

925
01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:31,720
Speaker 1: what do you have if you don't have to sit

926
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:37,280
Speaker 1: this man down and have a little talk with him? Yeah? Yeah,

927
01:05:38,600 --> 01:05:41,280
Speaker 1: all right, Well I think we get the message. Thank you, Steve.

928
01:05:41,880 --> 01:05:45,400
Speaker 1: Post your comments on Today's Strawberry Letter to Instagram and

929
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:48,920
Speaker 1: Facebook and Steve Harvey f M and check out the

930
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter podcast on demand. You're listening to Steve. Well, Steve,

931
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:58,880
Speaker 1: it's time to do a resolution check. How's it going.

932
01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:02,960
Speaker 1: What's been the biggest I haven't had any cigars? Okay,

933
01:06:03,600 --> 01:06:06,640
Speaker 1: all right, congratulations for starters. Okay, so that was one

934
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,240
Speaker 1: of your resolutions. Now, that wasn't a resolution. I just

935
01:06:09,400 --> 01:06:13,120
Speaker 1: have to for health reasons. Yeah, you said you're gonna

936
01:06:13,160 --> 01:06:15,680
Speaker 1: do one a month. One a week is what I

937
01:06:15,840 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: promised the doctor. But I did cut it down myself

938
01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:21,440
Speaker 1: to one a month. Oh okay, So your birthday is

939
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:34,800
Speaker 1: I'm smoking inn It's gonna be a two hours. Yeah,

940
01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:38,000
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. And then yeah, and I

941
01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: asked you earlier about your your plant based diet. That's

942
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:46,240
Speaker 1: going really well. Okay, I'm juicing into twelve noon every day.

943
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:51,440
Speaker 1: That's good. Chef by bet he's working with me. So

944
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,080
Speaker 1: you juice and like just juice, juice and fruit and

945
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: to twelve noons juice and fruit. And then what do

946
01:06:59,360 --> 01:07:03,080
Speaker 1: you eat? Then I have my meals plant bass meals. Okay,

947
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:09,520
Speaker 1: I have a question, um, because you know we're talking

948
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:12,440
Speaker 1: about resolutions, right, and you said, Steve, you really focusing

949
01:07:12,520 --> 01:07:15,040
Speaker 1: on trying to get cut back on your stick ards. Right,

950
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,400
Speaker 1: So you said, next week coming up for your birthday

951
01:07:18,400 --> 01:07:21,440
Speaker 1: on the seventeenth, are gonna smoke a stick ard? Okay?

952
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:26,960
Speaker 1: So mate, next month, February, you got super Bowl at

953
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 1: the beginning of the month. Oh, so you gotta I'm

954
01:07:35,520 --> 01:07:39,360
Speaker 1: just telling you. You got ahead ahead and I watched

955
01:07:39,400 --> 01:07:41,360
Speaker 1: super Bowl in the house so I can't smoke in

956
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:43,280
Speaker 1: the house. No, oh, well that's good. What dare you go?

957
01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,760
Speaker 1: You know what what this ain't no resolution, but I

958
01:07:46,880 --> 01:07:48,720
Speaker 1: just thought about you know, I ain't haing sex. It's

959
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:58,160
Speaker 1: last year. Sure show. You want to say that? No, no,

960
01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:05,600
Speaker 1: there you go right there? Title just went out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

961
01:08:05,880 --> 01:08:11,640
Speaker 1: thanks for bringing that up last Yeah. So what does

962
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:15,360
Speaker 1: that have to do with resolutions we're talking about? You

963
01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:19,680
Speaker 1: want to say, Okay, let's go, let's go. Yeah, what

964
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:28,519
Speaker 1: were resolutions? Want to get to a solution? Own every day?

965
01:08:28,720 --> 01:08:31,120
Speaker 1: Tell him and he has a show, Steve, No, no,

966
01:08:31,320 --> 01:08:33,800
Speaker 1: go ahead, keep talking. Yeah, I'm sorry. All right, We'll

967
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

968
01:08:36,479 --> 01:08:45,960
Speaker 1: right after you're listening to Steven show just saying it's

969
01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:50,400
Speaker 1: the nephew with side pieces. This is what it is. Hey,

970
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:53,200
Speaker 1: just come on, man, I'm gonna ask the questions that

971
01:08:53,439 --> 01:09:00,320
Speaker 1: side pieces will ask, and I'm gonna let timey respond Sommy,

972
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:04,640
Speaker 1: if your side piece ask you, when can I call you?

973
01:09:05,280 --> 01:09:09,599
Speaker 1: You can't you If I don't call you, we don't talk.

974
01:09:09,680 --> 01:09:13,439
Speaker 1: That's all that you don't you don't call me, I'll

975
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,479
Speaker 1: do the call it. Okay, I asked you. Here's a note.

976
01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,960
Speaker 1: When can I text you? Same answer as the phone.

977
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: If I don't text you, we don't text you. Wait,

978
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:32,160
Speaker 1: I start everything. Yeah, when we when we hang up

979
01:09:32,200 --> 01:09:34,400
Speaker 1: the phone. Okay, let me tell you something when we

980
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:36,760
Speaker 1: when we hang up the phone. If you forgot to

981
01:09:36,880 --> 01:09:39,240
Speaker 1: say something and you got to wait till I call

982
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:44,479
Speaker 1: you back, yeah, okay. Here's the next question. Can we

983
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:49,240
Speaker 1: spend the night together? Yeah, of course. Oh god, but

984
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:54,400
Speaker 1: my night in a sick forty five I had to

985
01:09:54,439 --> 01:10:08,760
Speaker 1: get my hands. I five my night. We lay up

986
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:14,240
Speaker 1: on each other from three. Oh, but come six forty five,

987
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:20,960
Speaker 1: I got to go. This is PM. I am PM time. Yeah,

988
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:25,559
Speaker 1: we get We're gonna watch the six o'clock news. Right,

989
01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna all right, come, here's the next question. Can

990
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:37,920
Speaker 1: you give her a nickname? Yeah? Baby, same thing I

991
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:40,920
Speaker 1: called my wife. But I ain't gonna do. What I

992
01:10:41,040 --> 01:10:47,160
Speaker 1: hain't gonna do is say the wrong everybody's baby, everybody baby. Okay,

993
01:10:47,240 --> 01:10:48,800
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. Will you buy a

994
01:10:48,960 --> 01:10:53,160
Speaker 1: gift for your side piece, like cologne? Yeah? Yeah, cologne

995
01:10:53,160 --> 01:10:54,840
Speaker 1: and night you can get that, but it's gonna be

996
01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:59,679
Speaker 1: the same damn cologne my wife. Well, I'm not gonna

997
01:10:59,720 --> 01:11:04,280
Speaker 1: come home smelling like no other woman. Yeah, smell my

998
01:11:04,479 --> 01:11:08,840
Speaker 1: wife smell. You're gonna smell like her. Wow. Okay, okay,

999
01:11:08,920 --> 01:11:13,439
Speaker 1: here's another. Can she introduce you to her friend? Hey

1000
01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:18,040
Speaker 1: don't know. They don't need to know how existed? What? What? What? What?

1001
01:11:18,560 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: Why is we? Why I'm meeting them people? I'm not

1002
01:11:20,280 --> 01:11:23,679
Speaker 1: gonna do nothing with them? People? Why do you talking

1003
01:11:23,680 --> 01:11:29,960
Speaker 1: about me breaking up that? People shouldn't even know I

1004
01:11:30,120 --> 01:11:31,920
Speaker 1: exist at all. You shouldn't be over that runt in

1005
01:11:31,960 --> 01:11:36,360
Speaker 1: your mind about me to nobody? Okay, okay, Tom, here

1006
01:11:36,400 --> 01:11:40,400
Speaker 1: going next? Can she meet your friends? Okay, now that's

1007
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,799
Speaker 1: a good quarter. That's a good question. Yes, you can't,

1008
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:50,840
Speaker 1: but only on side piece night. You see, you're gonna

1009
01:11:50,840 --> 01:11:54,760
Speaker 1: be some most side what you ain't gonna do and

1010
01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:59,960
Speaker 1: be meeting them and their wife night? That's not ain't

1011
01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:04,120
Speaker 1: your night? You side now? You know other side pieces?

1012
01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:15,920
Speaker 1: Wh Okay, commons just got to be a common Can't

1013
01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,120
Speaker 1: she have a picture of you? You just got to

1014
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:25,080
Speaker 1: have one. You go on my Facebook screenshot a picture

1015
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:29,880
Speaker 1: of me and my family. Crowd down crap, that down

1016
01:12:29,960 --> 01:12:40,240
Speaker 1: where you got only me, Now you got profile. Okay, Tommy,

1017
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: I'm if can't ask you this. If she says I

1018
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:51,040
Speaker 1: love you, do you love me? What's your ass? Dido?

1019
01:12:53,760 --> 01:13:00,280
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say that. A bunch of ditto, ditto,

1020
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: all that ditto. But I'm not gonna see him come

1021
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:12,360
Speaker 1: out you're stupid ditto. All right, We'll be back with

1022
01:13:12,520 --> 01:13:16,920
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're

1023
01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:23,040
Speaker 1: listening Steven Show. I mean, I was just asking you guys,

1024
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 1: fun random questions, just you know, questions off the top

1025
01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:28,920
Speaker 1: of the dome. Then Jay came in and asked this

1026
01:13:29,120 --> 01:13:35,360
Speaker 1: crazy question about if it was all right. You asked

1027
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:39,080
Speaker 1: the question if every if we were all on an island,

1028
01:13:39,280 --> 01:13:42,200
Speaker 1: who would I leave and come back and get? But

1029
01:13:42,360 --> 01:13:45,800
Speaker 1: I thought you said who would I take? And so

1030
01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:49,800
Speaker 1: I said Tommy, But but but the question was who

1031
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:53,040
Speaker 1: would you leave? So basically, Bombaye, you've got on the

1032
01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:56,200
Speaker 1: vote and left me. Carlin said the same thing. She leaves.

1033
01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:01,040
Speaker 1: Junior said he leaves and jaycause he wanted to be

1034
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,559
Speaker 1: to have all the medical attention right right. I don't

1035
01:14:03,600 --> 01:14:06,120
Speaker 1: need him in the way I don't need him in

1036
01:14:06,160 --> 01:14:08,600
Speaker 1: the one Jason. He's leaving Junior because he wants to

1037
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:12,000
Speaker 1: be the sickest person on the boat, like like that's

1038
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Speaker 1: the badge of honor. Let me say this though, when

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01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:24,240
Speaker 1: you when you and Carlor come back, it's war. Nobody's

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01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:28,960
Speaker 1: leaving the eye. When y'all back, I thought Steve was there,

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01:14:28,960 --> 01:14:32,400
Speaker 1: I would definitely have left. We about to be Gilligan.

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01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:37,759
Speaker 1: Then when y'all get back, well we're if it's Gilligan,

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01:14:39,920 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: who would you leave? Who would you leave? Tommy? You

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01:14:43,080 --> 01:14:48,200
Speaker 1: know what, Jay? I know you know what. I've changed

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01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:51,760
Speaker 1: so much, Jay, I would leave myself because I love

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01:14:51,880 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 1: y'all so much. That's all that to I'm damn well,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna leave me. I'm not worried about it. Just question.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Steve Harpy Morning Show. Ready to Roscoe? I

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01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:13,639
Speaker 1: go get it, Okay, let's go. He's gonna turn around

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01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 1: and what he did? We're going on, baby, Rosco, turn

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01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:27,240
Speaker 1: around the chick out like you said that. I was,

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01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:34,479
Speaker 1: I'll go black. Baby was up? Julia? What's Rosco going on?

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01:15:34,680 --> 01:15:38,760
Speaker 1: Time down? What's going on? Man? Oh? My dog, my dog,

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01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 1: my dog. We're going Hey, Roscoe? I like it. I

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01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:46,599
Speaker 1: like that yeah, right there, thank you. There's something different.

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01:15:46,720 --> 01:15:49,080
Speaker 1: I like that blonde. Yeah you know, I ain't never

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01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: had a white girl. Yeah you got that blood. A

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01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:58,559
Speaker 1: lot of black women have blond. Try for get out

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01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:07,000
Speaker 1: of here. We were talking about what's up? Call? What's up? Roscoe?

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01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:12,519
Speaker 1: What's happened me? Baby me? We're going on with y'all

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01:16:12,800 --> 01:16:17,040
Speaker 1: that look a glass on law round? You look cool,

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01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:22,400
Speaker 1: lawn law follow me? How you know I wrote that

1063
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:25,240
Speaker 1: you broke? But yeah, you know it's a law round.

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01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:28,880
Speaker 1: You gotta be cool. I wrote that, I wrote I

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01:16:28,920 --> 01:16:32,920
Speaker 1: wrote over Jordan, Really man, I didn't even I know

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Speaker 1: you know a lot of people, but I did not

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01:16:34,560 --> 01:16:38,639
Speaker 1: expect people stay. George, Yeah, I know that. Good good,

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01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:45,400
Speaker 1: good hater. You're back already. When did you write it?

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01:16:45,520 --> 01:16:48,519
Speaker 1: Tell us what happened? I actually wrote p funk back

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01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:54,320
Speaker 1: in nineteen twenty nine. Twenty nine. Funk wasn't even a

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01:16:54,400 --> 01:16:57,920
Speaker 1: word back then. Wasn't the word you ain't know it.

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01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:03,120
Speaker 1: Nobody mentioned the word fun. Nobody mentioned word fun. But

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01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:15,960
Speaker 1: P phone on cut fo. You know the depression? It

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01:17:16,080 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: was depression? And where the wall? Will we stand in line?

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01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: Every day? With soup kitchen. You're trying to get us

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01:17:21,360 --> 01:17:24,000
Speaker 1: on eat and we stay in line that soup kitchen,

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01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,479
Speaker 1: and sometimes the line was just alone. And you know,

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01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:31,000
Speaker 1: we all mean, like, you know, just be get the

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01:17:31,040 --> 01:17:33,400
Speaker 1: wall and be on the wall when you go by

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01:17:33,439 --> 01:17:36,360
Speaker 1: there every day, that out there sun and with that

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01:17:36,479 --> 01:17:40,240
Speaker 1: pe on the wall. And somebody said, man, this shows

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01:17:40,280 --> 01:17:46,720
Speaker 1: taking here. And I said, well that p phone that

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01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:50,240
Speaker 1: makes a lot of andy so strong, I said, it's

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01:17:50,240 --> 01:18:00,320
Speaker 1: on cut show strong, I said, like a bomb. They

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01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,080
Speaker 1: kept that in my heart. And when I met George Clinton,

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01:18:03,280 --> 01:18:07,439
Speaker 1: because I you know, and you gave it to it.

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01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:09,479
Speaker 1: But what year was that when you met George Clinton?

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01:18:09,479 --> 01:18:11,800
Speaker 1: Because you wrote the song in nineteen twenty nine. Yeah,

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01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:15,880
Speaker 1: I met Joe Clinton said it too. Yeah, I don't

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01:18:15,960 --> 01:18:18,639
Speaker 1: have that many years. Yeah, you know, all in my mind.

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Speaker 1: All right, coming up next to our last break of

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Speaker 1: the day, and Steve will have some closing remarks. All

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01:18:25,920 --> 01:18:28,320
Speaker 1: that's coming up at forty nine after the hour. Right

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01:18:28,400 --> 01:18:33,840
Speaker 1: after this you're listening to show. Here are our last

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01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,599
Speaker 1: break of the day, Steve's closing remarks. What you got

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01:18:36,640 --> 01:18:42,920
Speaker 1: for Steve? All right? Uh listen uh to day. This morning,

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01:18:43,040 --> 01:18:46,320
Speaker 1: before we got on the hour sitting, I was talking

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01:18:46,400 --> 01:18:50,480
Speaker 1: to j Anthony and h junior when you're having a conversation,

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01:18:51,120 --> 01:18:52,800
Speaker 1: and they said, man, you should do that for your

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01:18:52,840 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: clothes and remarks today. So this is based on a

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01:18:56,040 --> 01:19:01,719
Speaker 1: conversation we have. We were talking about advancing in life.

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01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:08,479
Speaker 1: We were having a conversation about what you are willing

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01:19:08,600 --> 01:19:13,600
Speaker 1: to do to advance in life? Are you are you

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01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:20,600
Speaker 1: willing to drop everything? Are you willing to make sacrifices?

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01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:24,000
Speaker 1: What are you willing to do to get to where

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01:19:24,040 --> 01:19:26,040
Speaker 1: you really want to be? So what we were talking

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01:19:27,320 --> 01:19:31,439
Speaker 1: I was talking about a person that I know that

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01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 1: had a decision to make. He has a he has

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01:19:35,920 --> 01:19:41,479
Speaker 1: a nice home, he has a good job, and he

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01:19:41,640 --> 01:19:45,840
Speaker 1: lives in a certain city. Right now, He's got a

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01:19:45,960 --> 01:19:47,880
Speaker 1: nice home, a good job, and he lives in a

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01:19:47,920 --> 01:19:52,479
Speaker 1: certain city. An opportunity was presented to him, but the

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01:19:52,600 --> 01:19:58,440
Speaker 1: opportunity was in another city. But if he took this opportunity,

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01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:03,920
Speaker 1: he would have a better job and which would enable

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01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:09,040
Speaker 1: him to buy and even nicer home. He didn't do it.

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01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,000
Speaker 1: As I was talking to my friend about, Man, why

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01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,920
Speaker 1: didn't you do it? He said, Hey, man, because I'm

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01:20:17,000 --> 01:20:22,400
Speaker 1: comfortable here. I'm all right with this, he said, Man,

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01:20:22,880 --> 01:20:27,400
Speaker 1: my job, it's all right. He said My house is cool. Man.

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01:20:27,439 --> 01:20:31,680
Speaker 1: It's a little small, but it's cool, and I like

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01:20:31,840 --> 01:20:34,480
Speaker 1: living here. Man. I got some friends, I got some familyhood,

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01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:37,320
Speaker 1: this city right here. I'm gonna just go home, stay here.

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Speaker 1: End of conversation, Steve. I know what You're gonna try

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01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:44,080
Speaker 1: to talk me out of it, but end of conversation.

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01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,240
Speaker 1: So I stopped talking to him. But when I left him,

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01:20:48,439 --> 01:20:51,920
Speaker 1: I was sad. Man, I was so sad for this guy.

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01:20:53,320 --> 01:20:57,840
Speaker 1: And it never ever stopped bothering me. What he said.

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Speaker 1: He said, I'm okay here, I'm gonna just stay here.

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Speaker 1: My job is all right. Man. This house it's a

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01:21:05,479 --> 01:21:08,840
Speaker 1: little small, but the city cool. I got some family

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01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:12,600
Speaker 1: and friends. His cool. I know you're gonna try to

1132
01:21:12,640 --> 01:21:15,200
Speaker 1: talk me out of it, Steve, but I'm good right here.

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01:21:15,880 --> 01:21:19,160
Speaker 1: But that decision he made really bother me because, Man,

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01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:21,040
Speaker 1: now i'll tell you why I troubled me so because

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01:21:21,920 --> 01:21:25,920
Speaker 1: I said, Wow, here's a guy that I know who'd

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01:21:25,920 --> 01:21:27,760
Speaker 1: have looked over the fence with me. Man, a dude

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01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,280
Speaker 1: I grew up with. Man. We used to ride our bikes,

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01:21:30,720 --> 01:21:32,960
Speaker 1: sit on the steps playing that's my car when they

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01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:35,040
Speaker 1: came by. This is the same dude. Man. We used

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01:21:35,080 --> 01:21:37,000
Speaker 1: to ride our bikes and act like we was riding

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01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:40,240
Speaker 1: out the country. Me and my dude man. We always

1142
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:44,760
Speaker 1: talked about doing something big, and when the opportunity came,

1143
01:21:45,479 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 1: he froze because he was comfortable. He was comfortable with

1144
01:21:51,160 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: his all right job and his house that wasn't really

1145
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: big enough, in the city of friends and family that

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01:21:55,960 --> 01:21:59,400
Speaker 1: he had. He didn't want to go to the new city.

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01:22:00,160 --> 01:22:03,400
Speaker 1: He didn't want the job that paid more. He didn't

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01:22:03,439 --> 01:22:06,680
Speaker 1: want the opportunity to buy a bigger home because it

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01:22:06,760 --> 01:22:09,120
Speaker 1: would have taken him out of his comfort zone. Because

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01:22:09,160 --> 01:22:12,320
Speaker 1: he wasn't comfortable in the new city. He was comfortable

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01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:15,040
Speaker 1: in the current city and he was already. It just

1152
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:17,679
Speaker 1: worked himself up to say I'm okay with my house

1153
01:22:17,760 --> 01:22:19,840
Speaker 1: the way it is. You can be okay with the

1154
01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:21,920
Speaker 1: house you will, You can be okay with the job.

1155
01:22:22,040 --> 01:22:24,600
Speaker 1: You can be okay with the car you driving. But

1156
01:22:24,720 --> 01:22:29,040
Speaker 1: if opportunity presents itself to become great. There are three

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01:22:29,160 --> 01:22:31,559
Speaker 1: things I'm about to give you, and all three things

1158
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:34,280
Speaker 1: say the exact same thing. I'm just saying the three

1159
01:22:34,320 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: different ways in case you got to hear it the

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01:22:36,040 --> 01:22:38,800
Speaker 1: best way you need to hear it. These are all

1161
01:22:38,960 --> 01:22:41,760
Speaker 1: three The same thing, Just which one fits you. Bet.

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01:22:42,600 --> 01:22:45,479
Speaker 1: You can't get there if you're never attempt to go

1163
01:22:45,680 --> 01:22:50,720
Speaker 1: there one more time. You cannot get there if you

1164
01:22:50,880 --> 01:22:55,360
Speaker 1: never attempt to go there, same thing, different way of

1165
01:22:55,520 --> 01:23:02,439
Speaker 1: saying it. You can't go if you never leave. My father,

1166
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:05,080
Speaker 1: you say this to me all time. You can't go, boy,

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01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:08,600
Speaker 1: if you never leave, you know, man, you can't go

1168
01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:12,599
Speaker 1: if your feet don't move, you just can't. You can't

1169
01:23:12,640 --> 01:23:14,200
Speaker 1: go if you don't leave where you're going. If you

1170
01:23:14,240 --> 01:23:16,360
Speaker 1: don't leave, if you don't leave, you ain't going away.

1171
01:23:16,360 --> 01:23:19,599
Speaker 1: You got to leave something to get to the next level.

1172
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:23,960
Speaker 1: The next level requires you to leave. The next level

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01:23:24,080 --> 01:23:29,200
Speaker 1: requires you to go. You can't stay right here and

1174
01:23:29,360 --> 01:23:34,400
Speaker 1: get over there. You cannot. Man, here's the third way

1175
01:23:34,439 --> 01:23:38,640
Speaker 1: to look at it. You have to leave. If you

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01:23:38,800 --> 01:23:45,639
Speaker 1: want to grow, you cannot grow staying there. You cannot

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01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:52,400
Speaker 1: expect to grow if you're unwilling to change. If you're

1178
01:23:52,560 --> 01:23:59,800
Speaker 1: unwilling to change, you cannot expect to grow. You can't, y'all.

1179
01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,760
Speaker 1: Let me say them to you again. You can't get

1180
01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:06,639
Speaker 1: there if you never attempt to go there. Maybe that's

1181
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,320
Speaker 1: the way you're like here, now, how about this way

1182
01:24:08,439 --> 01:24:11,800
Speaker 1: right here? You can't go. If you never leave, you

1183
01:24:11,920 --> 01:24:16,120
Speaker 1: gotta leave somewhere to go somewhere. You can't go. Be

1184
01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:19,040
Speaker 1: great and stay the same and not be willing to change.

1185
01:24:19,400 --> 01:24:23,120
Speaker 1: I ain't changing. No, Well, bro, you what what do

1186
01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:26,800
Speaker 1: you mean? You're not changing this high? I am no man.

1187
01:24:26,920 --> 01:24:31,760
Speaker 1: Growth requires that you change last one. You have to

1188
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:35,760
Speaker 1: leave if you want to grow. I had to leave

1189
01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:38,680
Speaker 1: Cleveland to go become who I am. You may have

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01:24:38,760 --> 01:24:41,560
Speaker 1: to leave your city. You may have to leave your situation.

1191
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,719
Speaker 1: You may have to leave your your town, your job,

1192
01:24:45,200 --> 01:24:47,920
Speaker 1: you may have to leave a relationship. But you're gonna

1193
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:50,519
Speaker 1: have to leave something. If you want to grow, you

1194
01:24:50,600 --> 01:24:53,200
Speaker 1: ain't gonna growing hole on everything you got. That's not

1195
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:55,880
Speaker 1: how it works. Those are my closing remarks. Think about it,

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01:24:56,960 --> 01:25:00,759
Speaker 1: make a move, make a move, have yourself great weekend,

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01:25:01,200 --> 01:25:20,000
Speaker 1: We dropped a boy. For all Steve Harvey contests, no

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01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,559
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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Speaker 1: listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.