1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:10,320 Speaker 1: You don't know me. Concession. I can't take back arms speak. 2 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:13,280 Speaker 2: We got a text seventy five nine to two that says, 3 00:00:13,480 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 2: just had the most cringe moment on my life. I 4 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 2: saw a girl carrying a hamster, so I walked over 5 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 2: and asked, Hey, can I pet him? She looked confused, 6 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 2: opened her hand more, and that's when I realized it 7 00:00:25,600 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 2: was a blueberry muffin. 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 3: Okay, but still, look, you'd better have pet that muffin. 9 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,000 Speaker 4: I see kings that aren't really there all the time, too. 10 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,880 Speaker 3: I think that's just your bad vision. 11 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 1: Maybe now. 12 00:00:45,159 --> 00:00:45,360 Speaker 4: There. 13 00:00:46,479 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 2: Don't feel ashamed about the low moments of your life. 14 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:53,120 Speaker 2: Be proud of those embarrassing life choices that make you you. 15 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 2: And you should come on our show and tout those 16 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:58,920 Speaker 2: mistakes anonymously right here on the mass speaker, like today's 17 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 2: caller Will, who chose to go by the name of Roger. 18 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 3: So, Roger, welcome to the show. 19 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:05,680 Speaker 1: Hello, what's up, Roger? 20 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:06,520 Speaker 3: How are you feeling? 21 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:09,560 Speaker 1: I'm nervous, I'm excited. 22 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 4: Okay, those are two good things. Sometimes the same emotion, 23 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:14,720 Speaker 4: you know, just how you interpret it, you know. 24 00:01:14,840 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 2: Okay, So I tell my kids now that the therapy 25 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 2: session is over. The voice changer is on. You are 26 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 2: the mass speaker, Roger. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession. 27 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: Okay, So back in high school when I was going 28 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:32,200 Speaker 1: through classic rebellious phase, I couldn't be told anything. I 29 00:01:32,280 --> 00:01:35,800 Speaker 1: wasn't I didn't listen to anyone I knew every Oh. 30 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,640 Speaker 4: My god, isn't it crazy. The older you get, the 31 00:01:37,680 --> 00:01:38,920 Speaker 4: more you realize how dumb you are. 32 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,000 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I don't have that. That's weird. 33 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,639 Speaker 4: You don't explains a lot of life choices. 34 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds fun for you guys, you're going through 35 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,080 Speaker 2: your rebellious teenage phase. 36 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:54,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, and so I of course hated when my parents 37 00:01:54,480 --> 00:02:00,280 Speaker 1: tried to guide me or disciplinary anything like that. It's 38 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,480 Speaker 1: just hated it. 39 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,560 Speaker 2: Far you're a teenager, sometimes that lingers, Like my dad 40 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 2: will asks me to do one thing. 41 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,960 Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, Dad when I want to. THENKS 42 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 3: stays with you. Yeah, yeah, everybody goes do that. 43 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:16,399 Speaker 1: Sure. So at one semester, my grades kind of took 44 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:21,560 Speaker 1: a plunge, and needless to say, my parents got very mad. 45 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 4: Yeah I'm probably concerned, you know, like, what the heck 46 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:25,600 Speaker 4: is going on? 47 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,440 Speaker 1: Dude? Well, they took away my Nintendo. 48 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,280 Speaker 4: Blame the video games, right, and. 49 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:36,120 Speaker 1: Just put yourself in the mind of like a sixteen 50 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,440 Speaker 1: seventy year old boy that Nintendo was everything. Yeah, still 51 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: a month without it, it was infuriating. 52 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,919 Speaker 3: Jose does the same thing. 53 00:02:44,960 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 2: If he doesn't get to play his video game for 54 00:02:46,919 --> 00:02:48,960 Speaker 2: a week, uses it. 55 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 4: He literally brings his console when we travel together. 56 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 2: And now the producers get me to work, they're like, 57 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,480 Speaker 2: if you're not funny in the phone, Yeah, taken away 58 00:02:58,880 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 2: one week. 59 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,040 Speaker 3: It's a powerful punishment, It really is for a kid. 60 00:03:05,160 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 4: So I'm guessing you did something back at them to 61 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,000 Speaker 4: get back. 62 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:15,440 Speaker 1: I in my dumb teenage brain something, so I was 63 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: putting an extra time at the library to get the 64 00:03:17,680 --> 00:03:22,160 Speaker 1: grades back up. That's good and I don't know why. 65 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:25,000 Speaker 1: But in the back of the textbook I was using, 66 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:30,440 Speaker 1: I wrote my own mother's phone number and tagged it 67 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:31,800 Speaker 1: with for a good time. 68 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 4: You'll show it is kind of funny, but you're not 69 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,880 Speaker 4: thinking it's pretty and it's pretty innocent. 70 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,920 Speaker 3: You wrote that in a school textbook. 71 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, school textbook. That was not mine. It belonged to 72 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:48,040 Speaker 1: the library. 73 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 3: Oh, that's really funny. It was kind of fun. 74 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 2: Sometimes you check out a book from the library and 75 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:55,680 Speaker 2: you'd open it and there would be a bunch of drum. 76 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 3: I mean, out of all like the ways to get 77 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:00,720 Speaker 3: back at your mom. That's pretty innocent, pretty number. 78 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:01,000 Speaker 1: Yeah. 79 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 4: Did she get any calls? 80 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:06,960 Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing is I kept doing it. 81 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,720 Speaker 1: Oh like forty books. 82 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:15,560 Speaker 4: Oh, they're gonna pull that back to you, you know, 83 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 4: like find you for. 84 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:23,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, so drumb, so childish. However, for like years, she 85 00:04:23,960 --> 00:04:29,400 Speaker 1: was getting phone calls. One time someone sent her a 86 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:30,839 Speaker 1: picture of his belly button. 87 00:04:31,080 --> 00:04:33,160 Speaker 4: It was weird. 88 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,799 Speaker 2: How did your mom feel getting all of those calls? 89 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 2: Was she like angry or was she kind of flattered 90 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: that she was getting so much interest? 91 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:44,760 Speaker 4: Wow, she's like that's an inn not an audi. 92 00:04:44,760 --> 00:04:45,560 Speaker 3: Still got it. 93 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 2: Well that's a big question, but I am interested in 94 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,400 Speaker 2: how did your mom react? 95 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,760 Speaker 1: She was slow to catch on, but after, like I said, years, 96 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 1: she had to change her number. 97 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:03,080 Speaker 2: That's funny, And you've never ever confessed to her what 98 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 2: really happened. 99 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,200 Speaker 1: I can't, it's too deep. 100 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:09,239 Speaker 4: Now, you've gone too long with a lie. 101 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,800 Speaker 2: I wonder if some of those phone numbers are still 102 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 2: in the books at that school. 103 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,359 Speaker 4: Yeah, I wonder if some of your friends are the 104 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,839 Speaker 4: ones that called your mom not realizing it was your mom. 105 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:26,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, now I feel terrible looking backward, you do, Yeah, No, I. 106 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:27,440 Speaker 4: Think it's kind of funny. 107 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 3: Still. 108 00:05:29,160 --> 00:05:30,800 Speaker 2: Actually, I'm going to go do that at the library 109 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 2: today and write Brooks number and yeah. 110 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,359 Speaker 3: I'd love to get a nice phone. Yeah, looking forward 111 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:41,760 Speaker 3: to doing it. Hey, Roger, Actually, thanks for the idea. 112 00:05:41,839 --> 00:05:42,960 Speaker 3: That was a great confession. 113 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:45,560 Speaker 4: I read my own phone number on the back. 114 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:48,320 Speaker 3: Next in seventy eight five nine too. 115 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,000 Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to, 116 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 2: we can hide your identity, mask your voice, and make 117 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:53,440 Speaker 2: you the next mass speaker. 118 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,440 Speaker 3: We got your phone tap coming up right after this 119 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 1: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.