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Speaker 2: Let's do this podcast thing, all right, all right, full

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Speaker 2: out of the show starts now.

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Speaker 3: This just in US News World and Report has come

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Speaker 3: out with the ten most dangerous states in America. It's

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and they ranked the

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Speaker 3: worst places for public safety based on violent and property

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Speaker 3: crime rates.

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Speaker 4: Are doing this?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's you need to know where is safe and where

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Speaker 3: is not? Number ten worst most dangerous state in America

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Speaker 3: is Missouri. Nine is California. Yeah, state makes sense. Number

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Speaker 3: eight a newcomer to the top ten list this year, Oregon.

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Speaker 3: Out of every one hundred thousand people in Oregon, three

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Speaker 3: hundred and forty two are experiencing a crime. Alexis any wise?

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Speaker 3: Words of advice to Oregonians experiencing a crime right now?

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Speaker 1: Lock your doors.

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Speaker 3: Well it's.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, tasers or something. Thatsers.

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Speaker 3: Number seven Alaska. That doesn't even count the bear on

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Speaker 3: bear crime. If they're not reporting. Not enough bears are

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Speaker 3: coming forward reporting their crimes. Just somebody call the police.

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Speaker 3: Number six Tennessee a lot of drinking and firearms there,

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Speaker 3: which is always a good combination.

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Speaker 1: You mean that Number five, we do need to clarify nowadays.

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Speaker 3: Number five Washington State also now in the top ten

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Speaker 3: three thousand, three hundred and fifty two property crimes per

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Speaker 3: one hundred.

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Speaker 2: Because people are listening to Alexis and a lot of

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Speaker 2: in their house good work.

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Speaker 3: Number four is Arkansas, three is Colorado, two is Louisiana

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Speaker 3: and the number one most dangerous state in America.

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Speaker 2: An he guesses, I don't see Illinois, Alabama, New York, Florida, Florida.

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Speaker 3: How dare you imply bad things happen in Florida, brook

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Speaker 3: What is it? Number one most dangerous state according to

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Speaker 3: the US News World and Report is New Mexico. Almost

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Speaker 3: eight hundred violent crimes happened to every hundred thousand people.

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Speaker 1: We can blame aliens, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Aliens and the show Breaking Bad. The most dangerous man

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Speaker 3: in America is actually standing right across from me, locked

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Speaker 3: the doors Digital Jake is here.

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Speaker 6: I'm impervious to all.

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Speaker 7: Well, it's a well known fact that people who work

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Speaker 7: in radio are considered some of the least sedentary, most active,

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Speaker 7: and health conscious professionals in the world.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, coming out with lies.

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Speaker 7: In fact, our show just got nominated for a sweaty Award,

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Speaker 7: which is the top five most active DJs in the nation.

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Speaker 6: Because Brooke got a walking treadmill at her desk.

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Speaker 1: That's that's right.

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Speaker 7: And the reason I bring that up is because today

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Speaker 7: just happens to be Employee Health and Fitness Day. So

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Speaker 7: we're gonna celebrate with us special Healthiest Grocery Store Foods

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Speaker 7: edition of.

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Speaker 6: Plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Are we churneying into the local news with these two headlines?

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Speaker 3: I wish this is important things Brook the world needs

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Speaker 3: to know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, what do you got?

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Speaker 8: By the way, we got news of a local hamskirt.

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Speaker 7: I have a list of the top twenty healthiest food

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Speaker 7: items you can buy at the grocery.

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Speaker 6: Store that are not vegetables to stay in the game.

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Speaker 6: Oh man, and here's a little hnts.

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Speaker 7: Out of the top twenty answers, five of them are fruits,

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Speaker 7: but again, none of them are vegetables. Let's start with

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Speaker 7: alexis top twenty healthiest foods you can buy at the

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Speaker 1: To go to the section. It's a fruit.

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Speaker 2: I always get caught, can never remember what the best

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Speaker 2: one is, and that's apples.

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Speaker 1: Oh you know so many apple.

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Speaker 7: There is a lot of varieties apples number twenty two

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Speaker 7: on my list of likeis just outside the top one.

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Speaker 1: Well, they're okay, they're okay, there's not top twenty.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go over to Brook.

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Speaker 2: Do you not know your superfoods list? This is pretty obvious.

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Speaker 2: Number one is always blueberries.

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Speaker 7: Show me blueberries berries number eight on my list, because

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Speaker 7: of their antioxidants and bonus fiber.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's your turn.

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Speaker 8: Okay, you know what, just because of the fun fact

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Speaker 8: I've learned that this product has every single essential vitamin

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Speaker 8: except for one in it, which would be Vitamin D.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with eggs.

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Speaker 7: Good eggs, number seventy on my list. There's a lot

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Speaker 7: of protein and minimal calories. Yeah, let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Well, it stinks up the off whenever Brook brings this

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Speaker 3: in microwaves it. I'm going with keen wah.

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Speaker 1: Yes, spell it, Jeffrey, spell it.

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Speaker 6: High in fiber and protein, Brook.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I I'm gonna go with something that is also

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Speaker 2: good for you, which is salmon.

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Speaker 3: Oh, yes, salmon.

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Speaker 7: I'll give you a fish number one, especially salmon hi

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Speaker 7: and Omega three's and vitamin d.

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Speaker 6: Brook. You got the Silver Saved, You got a free

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Speaker 6: life there. Let's go back to Jose. We're gonna go

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Speaker 6: with salmon.

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Speaker 8: Then we gotta say chicken, chicken.

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Speaker 7: Chicken number three on my list. Half a breast of

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Speaker 7: chicken has twenty eight grams of protein and only two

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Speaker 7: grams of fat. We've gotten one, We've gotten three. Number

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Speaker 7: two is still on the board. Let's go over to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, personally I'm not a fan, but I know

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Speaker 3: a lot of other people are. I'm going with the

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Speaker 3: Devil's meat patty tofu.

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Speaker 6: Tofu. Answer is not on my list. I did a

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Speaker 6: double check, even for you, Jeffrey. Not on there.

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Speaker 1: It's just protein and tofu.

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Speaker 6: Maybe water.

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Speaker 1: Let's go right to Brook.

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Speaker 2: All right, why are you guys not saying this? Popeye

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Speaker 2: made it famous? Give me spinach, Brook, I said, there's

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Speaker 2: no on the list.

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Speaker 6: We'll say you burned your Silver Saved saying there's no

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Speaker 6: vegetables on the list.

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Speaker 1: All the rules vegetables. I thought you just said. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I said, freak.

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Speaker 8: Several times the list does not include vegetables down because

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Speaker 8: I knew I was all right, my bad, Yeah, Silver Save.

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Speaker 8: Let's go to oh, okay, well, you said there's like

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Speaker 8: five fruits, so I gotta go with I'm MEI there's

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Speaker 8: so much vitamin C and oranges.

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Speaker 6: You going with oranges?

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Speaker 7: That is number twenty one on my list, Jose. That

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Speaker 7: means Brook even though you said a vegetable, you have

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Speaker 7: the silver saved. You've won this edition of Blend me

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Speaker 7: of twenty All.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, don't have a list.

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Speaker 5: I'm right.

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Speaker 6: Later today, somebody missed number two.

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Speaker 7: Lentils of protein Powerhouse chidney beans, peanut butter, the one

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Speaker 7: with not too much sugar. Doctors call it a great

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Speaker 7: recovery food. Almonds have a lot of vitamin E, mangoes, chocolate,

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Speaker 7: dark chocolates.

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Speaker 3: Chocolates on the healthy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, legumes like chickpeas, black beans, avocado, one of the fruits, walnuts,

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Speaker 7: Greek yogurt, Kiwi, barley high fiber and the cholesterol fighter,

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Speaker 7: and old grain pasta.

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Speaker 1: That's right, Jeff. If you're a cow, you're gonna do well.

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Speaker 3: Barley. Okay, Well, since Brook winds, she gets to choose

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Speaker 3: who gets shocked, and they're gonna be singing my humps

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Speaker 3: by black eyed peas.

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Speaker 1: I choose Alexis because she was out first.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what time I sing the song a karaoke Nobody

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Speaker 2: liked it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, are you what'd you gonna do with junk?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get get you.

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Speaker 1: Drunk out like that? I just imagine the entire karaoke

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Speaker 1: room being silent.

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Speaker 3: That's your shot collar question of the.

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Speaker 5: Day, Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: A baby's first word is a huge deal God, and.

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Speaker 2: It's always dad out.

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Speaker 5: You can.

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Speaker 3: Experts say you can tell a lot about a baby's

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Speaker 3: personality just based on what word they use first. Like

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Speaker 3: if it's mama, that means subconsciously they love their mother

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Speaker 3: more than their father. If it's data first.

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Speaker 2: It's always easier to say.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it has nothing to do with anything else, don't

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Speaker 3: If it's data that means, experts say they're defective and

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Speaker 3: should be returned to the baby. You want a better

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Speaker 3: model than that. You try to take my back with

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Speaker 3: a not surprisingly, brooks first word was saving young blondh

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Speaker 2: Out the wing was seconds reading to that, what you will?

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Speaker 3: Let's all think of what our first words were and share,

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Speaker 3: and we'll learn all about each other when we do

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Speaker 3: a brand new What's on your mind, that's coming up.

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Speaker 3: You guys think bugs are born knowing they can walk

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Speaker 9: Day and are like, Yeah, Now I'm gonna cheer on

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Speaker 9: every bug that I see, because what if it's the

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Speaker 3: You don't know what you're capable of until you try.

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Speaker 3: So who knows what's gonna happen. When I go around

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Speaker 3: the room asking what's been on your mind, something amazing

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Speaker 3: might come out. We're gonna start with Brooke Brook, what's

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Speaker 3: on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna say I woke up Saturday morning with

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Speaker 2: huge regret. I thought for sure that since I live

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Speaker 2: the Northern Lights. And then I open my Insta and

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, everybody saw that it was amazing, Yes,

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Speaker 2: so listen. Then I heard on the news that we

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Speaker 2: number two night oka Northern Lights. So I forced those

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Speaker 2: I don't care that they were whining about how tired

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Speaker 1: No get in the car.

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Speaker 2: Mommy's taking us to a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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Speaker 6: You drive somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely.

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Speaker 2: So the first place I go, per my husband's suggestion,

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Speaker 2: is the most popular place ever in our neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: Everyone there, everyone had the same idea. It is bumper

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Speaker 1: to bumper traffic. I'm like, okay, new plan.

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Speaker 2: After sitting in traffic for twenty minutes, we go to

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Speaker 2: the other side of my area and there's some other

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Speaker 1: Then the other people at the beach finally give up.

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Speaker 2: One guy matters something about how no one's ever going

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Speaker 2: to see these unless they're on drugs. So the only

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Speaker 2: thing you're going to see it's night at this point,

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Speaker 2: you guys. Yeah, So I put them back in the

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Speaker 2: car and your poor kids.

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Speaker 1: My youngest said, Mom, I could have been sleeping. It

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Speaker 1: was a fail. I'm just gonna let you.

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Speaker 3: Know next time. Jose, what's been on your mind? Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm a p s A.

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Speaker 8: All my guys who slide into hot girls dms and

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Speaker 8: get left on red.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 8: I accidentally have found the best way to always get

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Speaker 8: a response. It's happened to me three times at least

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you should just not say anything, or maybe you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's healthy.

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Speaker 1: Don't you even tell me you saw the northern lights

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Speaker 10: But then exactly, my mom's like, well, you need to

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Speaker 3: Bought Brooklyn guilted you into staying with her for the

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Speaker 1: Poured her a mimosa drinks at my house. I'm coming

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Speaker 1: Get inside, Hi to everyone's on your mind.

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Speaker 3: Over the weekend, I was getting spam calls over and

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Speaker 3: you're mistaken. I was part of that gym, but I

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Speaker 3: It's ten years of unpaid membership fees. You owe us

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Speaker 3: over eight hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh, this is such a Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had no argument. I had to give them

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Speaker 8: Eight hundred dollars and you never went to the gym.

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Speaker 3: And never went to the gym in those ten years.

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Speaker 2: Gonna say, maybe you should hang up and call them

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Speaker 3: And yeah, I was just so embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: I can't tell if you got scammed or you just

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Speaker 1: Wow, it's really something, Jeffrey, that's.

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Speaker 3: What's been on our minds.

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Speaker 1: Text him a little bit later.

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Speaker 3: Text and seven eight five nine two tell us what's

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning in a lot.

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Speaker 3: Of text at seven eight five ninety two from our

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Speaker 3: in day two of waiting to hear my text message

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Speaker 3: read on the podcast Brook is number one. Have a

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Speaker 3: great day, said Fayya.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't we read that on number day number one?

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Speaker 1: I like that text?

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Speaker 3: That message was sent from a number of the mental wards,

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Speaker 3: so take that for one.

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Speaker 5: Like it.

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Speaker 1: I still like it, jeff.

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Speaker 3: Another text says, why do these artists insist on starting

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Speaker 3: Start that stuff at three thirty serious? Actually a great point.

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Speaker 1: Stage.

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Speaker 3: Yes, so they should do like a morning show, like

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Speaker 2: It is surprising that Madonna wasn't doing a senior tour.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 3: Another textas what's on my mind? As my wife keeps

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, coincidence correlation? Honey, go get my axe

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Speaker 3: You keep your texts coming in seventy five nights. Tell

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Speaker 5: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Is it possible to have too much of a good thing?

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Speaker 3: I've heard maybe ordering the bottomless shrimp tower at the

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Speaker 1: There's one example to prove it.

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Speaker 3: Also, the unlimited plastic surgery packages.

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Speaker 5: Uh huh.

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Speaker 3: Seemed like a steal, but might have to do some

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Speaker 3: I know it was a bad choice, but it's the

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Speaker 3: Sneaky Husbands two timing lives, live, bad boyfriends.

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Speaker 5: And even worse girlfriends.

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Speaker 3: They want us to be canceled for it, and look,

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Speaker 11: So my boyfriend went and I we went to go

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Speaker 2: Okay, so yeah, like sometimes you need to do a

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Speaker 3: And other times you're stacked on top of one another.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't done that one, kind of like a

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Speaker 3: Yeah, at different it's really soothing. But Teresa, you did

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Speaker 11: We did, yes, And then about halfway through, I start

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Speaker 2: Yeah, loud kissing, no massage. Are you assuming that it's

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Speaker 11: Well, I'm assuming it's someone else, and so I just

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Speaker 2: And I, oh, okay, I've seen your boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: Found the massage place you went to.

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Speaker 11: Basically, so I get up and I go to his

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's not what anyone expected.

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Speaker 11: But he was facetiming another girl. They were doing kissing

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Speaker 1: What I need? I'm sorry you got to dump him.

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Speaker 1: For the cringe face. I mean the cheating, yes, but

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, but we're not sorry. Yeah, figure

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Speaker 2: Other or does he just want to make out with

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Speaker 4: My ex girlfriend is a serious hiker hiker, and one

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Speaker 8: Because I could go fishing.

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Speaker 4: With my buddies that were both pretty outdoorsy, and so

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Speaker 4: flirty texts to my ex.

453
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Speaker 1: Wa, wait wait, are you a cheater? Are you busting yourself?

454
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:07,160
Speaker 1: Right now?

455
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Speaker 4: He was just kind of in the mood and was exciting,

456
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Speaker 4: and my ex came over.

457
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Speaker 3: What happened?

458
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:24,440
Speaker 4: My ex and I are fooling around and the door opens.

459
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Speaker 4: My girlfriend, though, stumbles in drunk with a random dude.

460
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Speaker 2: Nobody's in the outdoors, everyone with another person.

461
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:38,640
Speaker 10: Each other.

462
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 4: We were all indoors busting each other.

463
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Speaker 3: Okay, well, okay, the way to say that makes it

464
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Speaker 3: sound like everybody joined in.

465
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Speaker 6: If that happened, that's fine.

466
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Speaker 7: We're not.

467
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Speaker 2: I don't know, was there anger or I mean, how

468
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Speaker 2: do you even react at that?

469
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Speaker 4: Everybody kind of puts their shoulders up, like we all shrugged,

470
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Speaker 4: you know what I mean.

471
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Speaker 2: I guess that's the one time a cheater doesn't have

472
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Speaker 2: to feel guilty exactly.

473
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Speaker 3: Yes, that was definitely a first for this segment. We

474
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Speaker 3: got time for one more. Let's go to Justine. Tell

475
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Speaker 3: us how you busted your significant other.

476
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Speaker 12: So I was dating this guy and we're about a

477
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Speaker 12: month into the relationship, and I'm over at his place

478
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,840
Speaker 12: using the restroom, and as I'm washing my hands, I

479
00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 12: notice that there are two toothbrushes in the little cup

480
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Speaker 12: on the sink. So I'm not thrilled about this.

481
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it could be an ex's or it could

482
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Speaker 2: be like a roommate you know, who knows.

483
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Speaker 1: You could like cups, yeah, or toothbrushes.

484
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, toothbrush collector.

485
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Speaker 12: So I asked him whose toothbrush is that? And he

486
00:23:43,560 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 12: right away like you could see it on his face.

487
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:48,879
Speaker 12: He got so nervous and all of a sudden was

488
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Speaker 12: being a weirdo. And he was like, well, I like

489
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Speaker 12: to use two toothbrushes at one time.

490
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Speaker 1: Oh one time. Call the wal you got the tip,

491
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: top of the bottom?

492
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Speaker 3: Do you buy that?

493
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 12: So he does, indeed say that one is for the

494
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 12: top and one is to the bottom. So I was like, cool,

495
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 12: show me, and then he tries to do it, and

496
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 12: it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen in my life.

497
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:23,200
Speaker 12: And there's like two paints home and spit flying everywhere.

498
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Speaker 12: Clearly he has never done this before. So I was like, dude,

499
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Speaker 12: just be honest. You're cheating on me. And he was

500
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 12: like no, no, no, no, no. The truth is sometimes

501
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 12: my mom spends the night, so I have a tooth

502
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Speaker 12: brush for her mouth.

503
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Speaker 3: Did he ever admit it?

504
00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:45,080
Speaker 2: Well?

505
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Speaker 12: I made him call his mom and put her on speaker,

506
00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 12: and he had no idea what he was talking about.

507
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:57,399
Speaker 2: God, mom's lying, I swear that's my mom's lingerie in.

508
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 3: How did you resolve it?

509
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,040
Speaker 12: I just walked out, Yeah, we're gone.

510
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: Didn't have to get your toothbrush, I guess.

511
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 3: Make sure you hit up our textboards seven eight, five

512
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Speaker 3: nine two. If you have a funny story about how

513
00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:11,919
Speaker 3: you caught your ex cheating, you could be on the

514
00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 3: next edition of Busted. You got your phone tab coming up.

515
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,159
Speaker 5: Next brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

516
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:20,439
Speaker 3: You know what's difficult if you're filling in for someone

517
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:23,880
Speaker 3: at a job and they're already gone, Like you don't

518
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 3: know where anything is or how any of the processes work,

519
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 3: and you can't ask them any questions about it. So frustrating.

520
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 3: And that's why we try to help out a woman

521
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,760
Speaker 3: today who's temporarily replacing another lady that just left her

522
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,720
Speaker 3: maternity leaves. Oh okay, and we thought it would be

523
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:41,399
Speaker 3: funny to kind of get these two to talk to

524
00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:44,800
Speaker 3: each other. Just one issue. The woman who's supposed to

525
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,719
Speaker 3: be helping her is currently in the middle of her labor.

526
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:51,119
Speaker 1: Ah, so it seems like a small issue.

527
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 3: Oh my, go find out in your phone tab right now.

528
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Speaker 5: It's another.

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Speaker 11: Twenty.

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Speaker 3: Hi is this Tara?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

532
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: Who is this?

533
00:26:03,960 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 5: Hi?

534
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 3: My name is Mark Tanner. I think you're filling in

535
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 3: for my wife at the office.

536
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,880
Speaker 12: Oh Hi, so nice to meet too.

537
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:10,080
Speaker 13: Hi.

538
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:14,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, you too. So I'm sure that her supervisor told

539
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 3: you she's having.

540
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 12: A baby, right, Yeah, congratulations, thank you. And how she doing?

541
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Speaker 10: Uh?

542
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,879
Speaker 3: I think good good. You know, just everything has happened

543
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 3: so fast. I just kind of taken it as it comes.

544
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:29,479
Speaker 12: Yeah, I get it.

545
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so I know she wanted to go over

546
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Speaker 3: a few things about the job before the birth so

547
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:36,360
Speaker 3: that you and the company weren't left in the lurch

548
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:37,200
Speaker 3: or anything like that.

549
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 12: Oh, that's so sweet of her.

550
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:39,600
Speaker 5: Yeah.

551
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:43,320
Speaker 3: So you were in the hospital right now and she's

552
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: giving birth in the other room.

553
00:26:45,480 --> 00:26:45,680
Speaker 5: What.

554
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:52,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, But she's cool with it with me calling you

555
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,240
Speaker 3: and setting this up because she actually insisted that I

556
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,520
Speaker 3: go in there right now and put you on speaker

557
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:02,199
Speaker 3: so the two of you can talk now. Yeah, just

558
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 3: mean you'd get this out of the way.

559
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:09,480
Speaker 14: Come on, you this.

560
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,680
Speaker 3: Tarah, you're on with my wife right now.

561
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:10,720
Speaker 6: Go ahead and say hi.

562
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 11: The god, oh my god, oh my god, my god, my.

563
00:27:16,200 --> 00:27:18,360
Speaker 3: Son, Terry. You gonna have to speak up because it's

564
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 3: a little bit loud in here, so say hi to her.

565
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:21,640
Speaker 8: Hi.

566
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 3: Hey, Hi, You're gonna have to say louder. She can't

567
00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:27,640
Speaker 3: hear you.

568
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:32,159
Speaker 10: Okay, not happening.

569
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,040
Speaker 3: Hey, honey, it's this is Tara on the phone, the

570
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,359
Speaker 3: lady that's filling in for you.

571
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 12: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god. I can't.

572
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,640
Speaker 3: I know, I know you guys don't know each other.

573
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 3: But I got her on the phone, like you told me.

574
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,440
Speaker 12: To feel like a bad time.

575
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:54,040
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry, I just stepped out again for a second.

576
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 3: I know she's a little bit busy in there, but

577
00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 3: she wanted me to call you and scept this whole thing.

578
00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 12: Yeah, this is really crazy. I well, it doesn't matter

579
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 12: what she wanted. She's in the middle of giving birth.

580
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 12: You can't even talk to me, honey.

581
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Speaker 8: Can you take a break for just one second and

582
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 8: tell her about the payroll process?

583
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:14,560
Speaker 12: You're telling her to take a break.

584
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,840
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I just I don't remember.

585
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 12: My god.

586
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 3: I know you wanted me to talk about the payroll

587
00:28:19,560 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 3: thing with her. I just don't remember how to do it.

588
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:25,000
Speaker 12: Can you do bother her?

589
00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 3: No, you're doing great, You're doing great.

590
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:30,360
Speaker 12: But Tara is on the phone. I can talk to you.

591
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,040
Speaker 1: Later, okay, Okay.

592
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know if I want to be seeing this,

593
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:37,560
Speaker 3: Mark you need to. I'm gonna let you do your thing.

594
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 14: I'll be right back.

595
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:39,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep talking to her.

596
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:40,120
Speaker 14: Hi.

597
00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 3: Sorry, God, it's so weird in there.

598
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 12: She's giving birth.

599
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 3: Honey, it's a little loud.

600
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 12: I can't believe this is happening right now.

601
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 3: My god, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry that she was

602
00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 3: screaming like that to me.

603
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 12: Please apologize to your wife. Why is this happening right.

604
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 3: Well, it's a little bit rude because I know we

605
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 3: don't want to waste your time, my time.

606
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 12: What is wrong with you? Is there something wrong with you?

607
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:06,959
Speaker 3: No, it's it's just really important for me to go

608
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:08,960
Speaker 3: over it with you. And we haven't even discussed the

609
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 3: Davenport files.

610
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:12,360
Speaker 11: About the Davenport files.

611
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 12: Your wife, lab.

612
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 3: Is that my baby? This is such a miracle.

613
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 12: I don't know what.

614
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 10: I don't even know. I don't know what to do anything, Mark,

615
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 10: or can.

616
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Speaker 14: We name her after Tara?

617
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 6: Tara?

618
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 3: Can we name the baby after you?

619
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 6: What?

620
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 3: My wife wants to name the baby after you?

621
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 12: After me?

622
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:42,800
Speaker 3: It's either between the names Tara or Brooke and Jeffrey.

623
00:29:43,840 --> 00:29:44,080
Speaker 12: Wait?

624
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 3: What the ones who are doing this praying phone call

625
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 3: on you right now? What my real name is? Jeff

626
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,640
Speaker 3: I'm not in the hospital. I'm a radio host. We're

627
00:29:52,640 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: doing a phone tap on you. What, honey, it's a

628
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 3: little dramatic. Sorry, that's just a sound effect that we play.

629
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,640
Speaker 12: Going on.

630
00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 3: Your boyfriend, Kevin set you up. He said, you're filling

631
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 3: in for some lady who's giving birth right now, so

632
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: I thought it would be funny to train you while

633
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 3: she was giving birth.

634
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 13: Funny.

635
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 15: It's a little distracting, though, Honey, Can you just shut

636
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 15: up for just a second.

637
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 3: I got to talk about the Davenport Files.

638
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,920
Speaker 12: Why the weak up?

639
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,960
Speaker 5: Every morning was fun tabs weekday mornings on the twenties

640
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,040
Speaker 5: Frouk and Jeffrey in the morning.

641
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 3: Is there anyone more adept at ruining your love life

642
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 3: than your own mother?

643
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 1: How you feel, jeff Yeah, the way you said that.

644
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 3: I mean, if it makes you feel better. Mind actually

645
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 3: set up a Jade eight profile for me without my

646
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:51,640
Speaker 3: knowledge and was responding to women as me, telling them

647
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 3: what a good little Jewish boy I am. Even though

648
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,960
Speaker 3: she's not wrong, I mean, I totally am that. That's

649
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,960
Speaker 3: not the point. It's boundary. I'm sharing this not only

650
00:31:03,000 --> 00:31:05,920
Speaker 3: because my therapist says it's healthy to but also to

651
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 3: make our listener on the phone feel better because she

652
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 3: says her mom may have accidentally ruined her chances with

653
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:14,480
Speaker 3: a guy, and it's all because of what mom needed

654
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 3: from her daughter in the middle of the date, and

655
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,720
Speaker 3: it just couldn't wait. You're gonna hear it in your

656
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 3: brand new second date updated right after this second date

657
00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 3: Update date. We've done so many of these second date calls.

658
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 3: What's the strangest way we've ever heard of two people meeting?

659
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,640
Speaker 3: Can you guys think of one?

660
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: God, whenever you asked me to remember them that, it's

661
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: so hard, Jeffrey.

662
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 6: I can't.

663
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:43,960
Speaker 3: The only one I can remember was back in twenty

664
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 3: eighteen with the colliding zip lines. Unfortunately they didn't both

665
00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 3: make it, but they got to know each other for

666
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 3: a few seconds before the other one had to let go.

667
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter as a crash course to love a

668
00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 3: little bit too soon. But that's something you guys remember

669
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 3: that anyway. Today's caller, Isabella met a guy in a

670
00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 3: pretty unique way too. Hopefully this one is still with us. Isabella,

671
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,200
Speaker 3: Welcome to the show. I heard you hit him with

672
00:32:14,200 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: a log truck? Is that true?

673
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,960
Speaker 10: Maybe that's why he's not calling.

674
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: I shouldn't I shouldn't be telling the story for you.

675
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,360
Speaker 3: Why don't you tell us the story of what happened?

676
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,520
Speaker 3: What's this guy's name? First of all, So this.

677
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 10: Guy's name is Justin, and he's pretty damn cool.

678
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 1: What makes Justin so cool?

679
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Speaker 10: Well, he's pretty to look at.

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00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 3: Oh, how did you meet him?

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00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 10: Just randomly? I think, I want to say, by week

683
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 10: week and a half ago, I ordered some food through

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Speaker 10: one of the apps. Okay, the entrance to my building

685
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 10: is a little hard to find. That's why I went

686
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Speaker 10: ahead and called Justin.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he was a delivery driver.

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00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:01,880
Speaker 10: He was a delivery driver. You know, I just sawt

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00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 10: it make life easy. I went downstairsday, I waited, and

690
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 10: then finally I saw his car pull up and I

691
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Speaker 10: just kind of waved him down.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

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Speaker 13: Yeah.

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Speaker 10: And I was in my sweat, you know, just chilling.

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Speaker 10: And the thing is, when he got a car, I

696
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 10: think my heart stopped.

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Speaker 1: Oh that is so cute.

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Speaker 3: Or was it like a medical emergency?

699
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: Are attacks?

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00:33:34,240 --> 00:33:36,840
Speaker 2: She means that your heart skipped a beat because he

701
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 2: was high exactly?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Were you immediately like, oh my god, how do I

704
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 2: make a connection? How do I make a connection?

705
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: Like going through your mind?

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00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 10: Yeah, The first thing I thought of was, oh my god,

707
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 10: it look like crops.

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Speaker 2: Yeah no, but I always like that met them when

709
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 2: you're at the lowest.

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Speaker 1: So everything you do from then on is going to

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Speaker 1: be like better, right.

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Speaker 8: I guess it's hard to hit on him and be like,

713
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,720
Speaker 8: you know, I got a bottle of wine.

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Speaker 3: Upstairs, I broth Alexis. He used to be a driver

715
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:10,840
Speaker 3: of food, right, did you get a lot of people

716
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 3: trying to like conversation?

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00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 2: I tried to drop that food off as fast as

718
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 2: I couldn't.

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Speaker 1: Drive away fast. That's why she's so good at track.

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Speaker 3: So how did you like approach him? I wouldn't even

721
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 3: know what to say.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so when he gaining my food, I couldn't help myself.

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00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 10: I started flirting with him. Yeah, I said, you know

724
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 10: this little cheap things like how long you've been doing this?

725
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Speaker 1: And oh that's oh gosh, that's so funny. Do you

726
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Speaker 1: come here often?

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Speaker 8: That is like the uber question to ask any type

728
00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 8: of driver how long you've been doing this?

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Speaker 1: That's what you're in the car. This guy has like

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00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:47,200
Speaker 1: other orders to take.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how long did the interaction last?

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Speaker 10: I mean I want to see a good five minutes.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, long, so he didn't care about other people's orders.

734
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Speaker 1: He was ready to take another.

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Speaker 3: That's actually.

736
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Speaker 8: Think that he stuck around was into you?

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Speaker 10: Well, I was hoping it wasn't just for the tips,

738
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Speaker 10: but I think he was kind of entering the right

739
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Speaker 10: After he dropped off my food, I immediately sent him

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Speaker 10: a text to the app and I said, I hope

741
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Speaker 10: to get a chance to drop off food by my

742
00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,720
Speaker 10: place again with a winky smile.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, because like, you don't know if this

744
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:28,359
Speaker 2: guy's in a relationship.

745
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you don't know anything about him. But

746
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: I love that you took the chance.

747
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 10: If I didn't take a chance, I would have wondered.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So did something come of it? Or is that

749
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Speaker 3: the end?

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00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 10: Yeah? It actually did. He called me. We started chit chatting,

751
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Speaker 10: and then we decided to meet up.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, date, Wait, like that same.

753
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Speaker 1: Night or no?

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00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 10: No, no, no, like a couple days later we met

755
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 10: up for a happy hour.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, And is this like you're eating other people's

757
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Speaker 3: food that you're delivering with him or is this a

758
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 3: real would you're just sitting in the backseat chilling.

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Speaker 10: No, no, guys, it was a real date.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what'd you do.

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Speaker 10: We met at the location. It was a happy hour.

762
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Speaker 10: I gussied up, of course, because I didn't want remembering

763
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 10: that image of me, right, okay, So we went in,

764
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 10: we got a couple of drinks. We started to sit

765
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:25,720
Speaker 10: down and chit chat. Here's the problem. I started getting

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00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 10: a lot of phone calls, and well, they just randomly happened,

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Speaker 10: Like when was a work call that I had to

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Speaker 10: pick up. Another one was my mom and she was

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Speaker 10: freaking out because she couldn't take a screenshot of something.

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Speaker 10: I spent like fifteen minutes telling her, no, mom, you

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Speaker 10: hope both of them to get you all. I mean,

772
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Speaker 10: I had to shoot it's my mom. I got forbet

773
00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:55,800
Speaker 10: something was wrong.

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Speaker 1: I always silenced my mom. I'll tell you later.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm hoping.

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Speaker 10: He was really nice about He had his smile. He's like,

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00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,399
Speaker 10: don't worry about it. I get it. But I could

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Speaker 10: tell as every call came through, I could see he

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00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:11,240
Speaker 10: was starting to get annoyed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because you keep answering the call anybody.

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Speaker 6: He silenced him.

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Speaker 8: And addressed it. Wow, I'm getting a lot of calls.

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Speaker 8: I'm sorry about that. That's one thing, but you're answering.

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Speaker 1: That so that's a regretful moment for sure.

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00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know it wasn't a good look on my part,

786
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:27,920
Speaker 10: and I know I messed up.

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Speaker 3: So what's happened since then?

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Speaker 5: Well, the date.

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Speaker 10: Only last at about an hour, and he said he'd

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00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,720
Speaker 10: called me back, and he didn't.

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Speaker 1: The one call you actually wanted.

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Speaker 10: All right, I'm hoping you guys could help me out.

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Speaker 2: I'm sure he feels like you weren't even that interested,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is more like he obviously is interested.

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Speaker 6: It's the why is it?

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00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:53,839
Speaker 8: The phone calls, like, what was it?

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Speaker 3: These are good questions. Let's remember them for when we

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Speaker 3: come back and call Justin, the Uber Eats driver that

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Speaker 3: Isabella met while he was dropping off her food. He

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00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 3: is a true love connection. We're gonna find out when

802
00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 3: we call him in your second date update. Right after

803
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 3: this second date update, apparently we met the one person

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Speaker 3: in the entire country who admits, when they're on a

805
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,800
Speaker 3: date with a cute guy, they're gonna pause that date

806
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 3: to help their mom figure out how to screenshot her

807
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 3: own phone. I don't think anybody else would have done that,

808
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: but Isabella did. She's not getting a callback from Justin.

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00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 3: It could just be because you're such a great daughter,

810
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,200
Speaker 3: he's intimidated by it.

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Speaker 8: I think she's just not very self aware. I could

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00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 8: see you just answering the phone. Next thing you know,

813
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:42,640
Speaker 8: you're talking.

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00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:44,319
Speaker 6: You look up. Oh my god, I'm on a date.

815
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 6: What am I doing it?

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00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, easily distracted, I can see, Isabella.

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00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 1: Does that make you feel better?

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00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:58,280
Speaker 10: Not really, She's.

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00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 3: Honest, honest, But we know that you're on a radio

820
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 3: show right now, and you know that we're going to

821
00:39:02,719 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 3: call justin for you to try and get you a

822
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 3: second date here.

823
00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 10: Yes, I'd love that.

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00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:08,520
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, we never asked.

825
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 2: Did you ever like text him after the date and

826
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: apologize or be.

827
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 1: Like my bad?

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00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:17,960
Speaker 10: I should have in hindsight, but no I didn't. I

829
00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:20,680
Speaker 10: get called and I thought during the conversation I could

830
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 10: bring it up, but I never got a call back.

831
00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,400
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you were just waiting. So this is

832
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,720
Speaker 2: going to be the first call from.

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00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,400
Speaker 3: You, And to be fair to you, you don't know

834
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,680
Speaker 3: if that was the main problem on the day. Maybe

835
00:39:30,719 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 3: his reasons are totally unrelated to the phone.

836
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: Could be, but there's more problems.

837
00:39:37,719 --> 00:39:39,880
Speaker 3: It could be a personal problem on his side that

838
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,520
Speaker 3: has nothing to do.

839
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:42,000
Speaker 1: Let's blame him. I like it, Jeff.

840
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's call him right now and accuse him of

841
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 3: being a bad dater. Here we go, Hello, Hey, we're

842
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:02,120
Speaker 3: looking to talk to Justin. Yeah, this is hey Justin.

843
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:04,799
Speaker 3: We're a radio show calling you.

844
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 2: Okay, tell them who we are, Jeff, just continue the sentence.

845
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 3: We're a show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,

846
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 3: and we just called you.

847
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:15,440
Speaker 8: Jeff wanted you to know that if you didn't know, Okay.

848
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I'm not very good at my job, Justsin.

849
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 3: You're going to learn that as this call goes on.

850
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,919
Speaker 1: We're here to help him, Justin.

851
00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 3: But we have a lot of fun, so that's cool.

852
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.

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00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 14: Why are you calling me?

854
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 3: Good question? Because we do this segment called a second

855
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,960
Speaker 3: Date Update where we try to help our listeners get

856
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,879
Speaker 3: in touch with people that they've gone out with once

857
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,560
Speaker 3: before they want to see him again. So that's the

858
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 3: case with you and one of our listeners, is Abella.

859
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 14: So what did she tell you?

860
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:47,279
Speaker 3: Okay, you remember, Isabella.

861
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: But listen, you said that. You said that with a

862
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 1: smile on your face.

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00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:54,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's definitely a smile. I don't think it's for

864
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 14: the reasons you think it is.

865
00:40:55,920 --> 00:41:01,520
Speaker 3: But well, I mean, here is what we know about

866
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 3: your guys's date. There was happy hour. She said that

867
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:07,440
Speaker 3: it didn't last very long. There was only like an

868
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 3: hour that you two spent together, which I mean we

869
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 3: do a lot of these. That's pretty short for as

870
00:41:12,680 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 3: far as these interactions go.

871
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 14: Well that's how long I was happy, I guess.

872
00:41:16,360 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Oh, it was just it was a happy hour.

873
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 3: Happy hour, okay. Didn't have anything to do with the

874
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,240
Speaker 3: fact that she was on the phone for like most

875
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 3: of the time.

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00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is regrettable.

877
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 3: She brought that up to us.

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00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, you know, the phone calls weren't great.

879
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, she knew that. She feels so dumb.

880
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:40,280
Speaker 3: And apparently one of them was from her mom.

881
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:44,319
Speaker 13: Yeah, there was one from her mom, which, honestly, that

882
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 13: wasn't a big deal. My mom really sucks at tech two.

883
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:51,440
Speaker 13: I literally just got done texting her about how to

884
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 13: use her Apple TV, so I get it.

885
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, so your understanding of that.

886
00:41:56,239 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 3: She was really self conscious about that one. She thought

887
00:41:58,360 --> 00:41:59,560
Speaker 3: maybe that was a deal breaker.

888
00:42:00,280 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 13: No, I mean, like answering the phone that's annoying because

889
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 13: it's your mom is kind of endearing.

890
00:42:05,719 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 14: But you know, there was another phone call.

891
00:42:08,080 --> 00:42:10,479
Speaker 3: That was what kind of turned me off.

892
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 2: Really, she said a friend, maybe a call too, Is

893
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:14,600
Speaker 2: that what you're talking about?

894
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,520
Speaker 14: Yeah, definitely a friend.

895
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 3: Why are you laughing?

896
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 14: Okay, so here's the long version of this, I guess.

897
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 13: But we were talking whatever about our.

898
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 14: Lives, what we do, blah blah blah. Yeah, and she

899
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 14: said she.

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00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 13: Had a cat, a cat, a cat, a cat, yeah, okay,

901
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 13: like she loves this cat, very close to the cat,

902
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:38,720
Speaker 13: teaching the cat tricks.

903
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: Okay.

904
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 13: Then goes to say that my cat like we talk,

905
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:46,839
Speaker 13: she talks, she does these things. And I mean I've

906
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 13: seen like Instagram videos where a cat it sounds like

907
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 13: they say I love you when they're really just like.

908
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:52,840
Speaker 6: Or whatever.

909
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah exactly.

910
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:56,120
Speaker 14: I'm like, oh sweet.

911
00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 13: But after the mom calls, the phone goes off again. Yeah,

912
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 13: her voice totally changes, so that being like, oh hey mom,

913
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:05,319
Speaker 13: It was like.

914
00:43:05,760 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 11: Hey baby, like that like pet talk.

915
00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 14: Voice, Yeah, like baby talk.

916
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: To who who is on the other end.

917
00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,480
Speaker 13: Well, I mean we just got done talking about her cat,

918
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:19,480
Speaker 13: So immediately I think she's talking to the cat.

919
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,879
Speaker 1: How is the cat calling her?

920
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:22,439
Speaker 13: Yeah?

921
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,040
Speaker 12: And she's like eight up on the counter.

922
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:26,560
Speaker 14: You shouldn't be on the counter.

923
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 8: That not aloud.

924
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:30,839
Speaker 12: Okay, so, how the.

925
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 14: Hell did the cat call the phone?

926
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:33,839
Speaker 10: Yeah?

927
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 3: Did you say anything to her, like, did you bring

928
00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 3: up is that your cat that you're talking to?

929
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,399
Speaker 14: Absolutely?

930
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: Not, no way, no way, like cats he's Alex called Yeah.

931
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 13: I was just so shocked, and I was afraid that

932
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 13: she was gonna say yeah.

933
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,720
Speaker 14: I thought it'd be best if I just sip my drink,

934
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:53,520
Speaker 14: kip my hat and get out of there.

935
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: I did not have been her cat calling her? Like

936
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: how the best option?

937
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 8: They have little buttons for animals and talking.

938
00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 3: Let's find out, because Isabella is actually on the other

939
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 3: line wanting to talk to you all about this right now, Isabella.

940
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 14: Of course she's on the phone. I mean, you could

941
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:14,879
Speaker 14: have just led that she's here.

942
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 3: It's kind of how the segment works. Cats there too, Isabella.

943
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,280
Speaker 10: That's ridiculous.

944
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,960
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous.

945
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:27,560
Speaker 11: You make me sound like a crazy person.

946
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 10: Who what the heck are you talking about.

947
00:44:29,920 --> 00:44:31,680
Speaker 3: Talking to her cat? She was talking to her dog.

948
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 1: Counter who exactly as who were you talking to?

949
00:44:38,280 --> 00:44:41,120
Speaker 10: Guys? I was talking. It was a work call, and

950
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 10: I was talking to my assistant, who I've known for

951
00:44:44,560 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 10: over a decade and we worked together in a design shop?

952
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:51,719
Speaker 1: What you talk baby talk to your coworker?

953
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:56,399
Speaker 10: Guys were best of friends. And when I told him,

954
00:44:56,400 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 10: did you get on the counter? He understood that because, well,

955
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 10: sometimes you have to get on the counter to manipulate

956
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 10: the mics. So you should have been using a ladder

957
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 10: instead of putting his yucky shoes on the countertop.

958
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: Okay, so it's the baby voice.

959
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 3: For me, Justin? Does that explain the baby voice to you?

960
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:20,799
Speaker 14: No worse?

961
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 13: The person you like hired and you're gonna talk like

962
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 13: a baby to your ain.

963
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 10: We've been best of friends for ten years.

964
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 12: We joke around, you know, that's how every That's.

965
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,200
Speaker 3: My professional voice here too, is right, Brooke?

966
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:42,560
Speaker 1: Don't you want to do? There would be workplace violence

967
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,919
Speaker 1: if you talk to me like that.

968
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 3: Somebody's crank. Yeah, I think somebody needs to go to

969
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:49,240
Speaker 3: the breaks and have a snack.

970
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: I don't know how instantly I can go.

971
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:52,839
Speaker 6: To race dick?

972
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:55,040
Speaker 1: Are you being serious? Are you just trying to cover

973
00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: up the cat? Is this true?

974
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 10: Guys? Talking to a cat got baby? Sounds insane to me, Justin?

975
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,640
Speaker 3: Where where's your hat? We're not here in front.

976
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 14: Of where's my head out?

977
00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 13: I kind of wish it was the cat now, justin.

978
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 10: You being curious. Like I said, we've been friends for

979
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 10: so many years, like we have this repport. I could

980
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,279
Speaker 10: talk to him like that and you'll turn around and

981
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 10: be mean to me. I mean, it's just we're just fun,

982
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 10: that's part.

983
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 7: I mean.

984
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 3: Think about it this way, Justin. If that call never

985
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 3: happened and you never heard her talk that way, would

986
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,719
Speaker 3: you still be interested in going out with her? Yeah?

987
00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:37,759
Speaker 14: I probably would have. But now I don't know what

988
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:38,360
Speaker 14: to think.

989
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it seems like you could give it

990
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 2: another shot, and.

991
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 3: Who knows, maybe, like in a few years down the road,

992
00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 3: she'll start talking like that to you.

993
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the cell.

994
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:51,359
Speaker 2: I get.

995
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 3: It's worth at least finding out, because he would offer

996
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 3: to send you guys out one more time and repay

997
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 3: for that date.

998
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 10: I'm willing to do.

999
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:02,200
Speaker 14: We do if you are, Yeah, we know you are.

1000
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,440
Speaker 3: That's why you call it. That's his decision.

1001
00:47:05,520 --> 00:47:08,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was her big girl voice, Justin, that was.

1002
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,160
Speaker 14: The big girl voice.

1003
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:13,760
Speaker 13: Okay, if we can promise that phone go on silent

1004
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 13: and away, I would do it again.

1005
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 3: Oh can you do that, Isabella?

1006
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,759
Speaker 10: I will do one better than that. If you get

1007
00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,759
Speaker 10: a chance to meet my coworker, I will let you

1008
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,880
Speaker 10: talk to him that way.

1009
00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: Oh, justin you want to baby talker coworker. I think

1010
00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: that's what the offer was. I'm not I like that.

1011
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,040
Speaker 14: I'm out, I'm done.

1012
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 3: We had him and then we lost him.

1013
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 1: Did he say no?

1014
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, he sounds cranky too. It's booking Jeffrey in the morning.

1015
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,439
Speaker 3: It's brooking Jeffrey in the morning. When we first heard

1016
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:55,239
Speaker 3: these two metover a food delivery order, I was thinking, oh,

1017
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,359
Speaker 3: this is going to be the first ever second date

1018
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:01,920
Speaker 3: meat uggs, you know, instead of meet cute. Because she

1019
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 3: was disheveled. She said she did never make a bottom

1020
00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 3: to meet on But we didn't even talk to them

1021
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 3: about that when they were both on the phone together. No,

1022
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:11,840
Speaker 3: we just focused on her weird baby voice calls.

1023
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting. He wasn't worried about the sweatpants and

1024
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,759
Speaker 2: the messy hair at all.

1025
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 3: As soon as the baby voice has started, then we

1026
00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:22,719
Speaker 3: all kind of chimed in and went into our own

1027
00:48:22,719 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 3: baby voice talk.

1028
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:25,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a little sad.

1029
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 8: I really really really wish it was just like, Yeah,

1030
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:29,840
Speaker 8: my cat called me.

1031
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:31,080
Speaker 3: I was talking to my cat.

1032
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 1: You are so adamant Jose that cats can call people

1033
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: during this whole thing.

1034
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 6: Have you guys not seen those?

1035
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 10: They could push the button and call.

1036
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 6: It would be very easy.

1037
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 3: Even that's too much. They should have plot cell phones

1038
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 3: into cat's brains so that they could call with their mind. Anyway,

1039
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 3: back to the dating stuff. We're what we're supposed to

1040
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,840
Speaker 3: help you with. We'll call the person who isn't calling

1041
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:55,120
Speaker 3: you back, and then we'll come up with a bunch

1042
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,280
Speaker 3: of cool cat inventions.

1043
00:48:57,880 --> 00:49:00,839
Speaker 2: Humans, you're the easiest trained to have a boat that's

1044
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:02,320
Speaker 2: broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1045
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 5: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1046
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:09,120
Speaker 3: Somebody send a condolence's card to the Hulk because he's

1047
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:14,720
Speaker 3: been snubbed once again for Hero of the Week. Sorry Hulk,

1048
00:49:15,360 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 3: Maybe next week it's broken Jeffrey in the Morning, because

1049
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 3: this week's hero is a twenty eight year old postal

1050
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 3: worker in Ohio.

1051
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 5: Cool.

1052
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 3: We don't even know her name.

1053
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: Really.

1054
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,720
Speaker 3: A San Dusky County deputy pulled over her US mail

1055
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 3: van the other day for going one hundred and five

1056
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,879
Speaker 3: miles an hour in a sixty mile per hour zone.

1057
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:38,200
Speaker 1: She's gonna get you that bill all time, all right?

1058
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 3: Remember this is a mail van. Those things can barely

1059
00:49:41,719 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 3: hit forty when you floor it. She was over a hundred.

1060
00:49:46,520 --> 00:49:47,359
Speaker 1: How she go that fast?

1061
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 3: The officer asked her, is there a reason you're going

1062
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 3: so fast? And her response, yeah, I tried to race

1063
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:54,399
Speaker 3: that Mustang back there.

1064
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:55,400
Speaker 1: Ah.

1065
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:59,600
Speaker 3: She turns out she was being truthful because a Mustang

1066
00:49:59,680 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 3: blew who passed them a couple seconds later.

1067
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 1: Did she beat the Mustang?

1068
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:07,040
Speaker 3: Clearly she was way ahead of us, so she admitted

1069
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 3: to doing it, never hit it or lied about it,

1070
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,840
Speaker 3: and ended up paying a fifty dollars fine for the

1071
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 3: traffic violation, and was given a verbal warning for racing

1072
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 3: I want her route.

1073
00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 8: Yeah, hey, sorry I'm late. Somebody rubbed their engine next

1074
00:50:22,360 --> 00:50:22,839
Speaker 8: to me at the.

1075
00:50:22,719 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 6: Stop later to prove a point.

1076
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:28,360
Speaker 3: Regardless, if you're in a male van and you're racing

1077
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 3: a Mustang, that earns you. Brooke and Jeffrey Hero of

1078
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,400
Speaker 3: the Week honors get.

1079
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 2: Her in the NASCAR with a sponsorship by USPS.

1080
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure you listen to our podcast at Brook

1081
00:50:40,080 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey wherever you get yours. We're gonna do laser

1082
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 3: stories right after this. It's the radio segment that's opening

1083
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 3: a new theme park. With a relaxing twist called yoga rama. Oh,

1084
00:50:56,200 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 3: find your inner piece while riding roller coasters downward dog style.

1085
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,480
Speaker 1: Oh, I like it?

1086
00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,440
Speaker 6: Are they still fast?

1087
00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,840
Speaker 3: Very fast? Now I'm gonna stay for a while. With

1088
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:10,239
Speaker 3: the laser stories, the subinary read weird news stories around

1089
00:51:10,280 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 3: the globe, just like everyone else does, except we've got

1090
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:16,160
Speaker 3: a laser and those other bigrambozos just don't. This first

1091
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 3: laser story is out of swipe right into the future.

1092
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,880
Speaker 3: Dating apps have gotten kind of a bad rap lately,

1093
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 3: but that could be adjusting soon because experts are saying

1094
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:30,000
Speaker 3: the biggest change in years for online matchmaking is right

1095
00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 3: around the corner. The founder of Bumble says it could

1096
00:51:34,520 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 3: be possible in the near future to have an AI

1097
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 3: dating concierge, essentially an avatar that can go on a

1098
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 3: date with another person's dating AI.

1099
00:51:45,760 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: Wait, you're gonna have your IA, Like you're like, Hey,

1100
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 2: have your AI call my AI and then we'll see if.

1101
00:51:54,560 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 1: We can work.

1102
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 3: So consider this. Your dating avatar could date other people's avatars.

1103
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:03,719
Speaker 3: In fact, your AI could breeze through hundreds of virtual

1104
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 3: dates all at the same time and then report back

1105
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 3: to you. O.

1106
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,480
Speaker 1: My AI is a floozy for sure.

1107
00:52:13,040 --> 00:52:15,120
Speaker 3: And there's lots of bonuses, Like first, you wouldn't have

1108
00:52:15,200 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 3: to spend money on an actual date or a whole

1109
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,720
Speaker 3: evening of wasted time if you already knew the person

1110
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 3: across from you would be a bad fit.

1111
00:52:22,200 --> 00:52:23,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but one if the AI ends up like your

1112
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,600
Speaker 2: mother like where they're like true, but he's cute is

1113
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:30,280
Speaker 2: no mom?

1114
00:52:32,239 --> 00:52:34,799
Speaker 3: Well, after all the dates happen, let's say you do

1115
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,840
Speaker 3: three hundred and sixty seven dates total. Okay, then you

1116
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 3: would have a one on one avatar meeting where AIU

1117
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:45,000
Speaker 3: basically tells the real you which date was best in

1118
00:52:45,040 --> 00:52:47,800
Speaker 3: which hottie they think you should pursue.

1119
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:49,440
Speaker 1: You have to have a meeting with your.

1120
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:52,799
Speaker 3: AI hopefully the other person's avatar feels the same way,

1121
00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:55,239
Speaker 3: so that you two can go out for a real date.

1122
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 3: Oh my god, future dating could be here sooner rather

1123
00:52:58,920 --> 00:52:59,359
Speaker 3: than later.

1124
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 2: Dude, we start to do second date updates and they

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Speaker 2: are just ais.

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Speaker 1: I am not gonna be happy, too.

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Speaker 3: Hot this next Laser stories out of food News. If

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Speaker 3: you're a stuffed foods fanatic, this week has been stuffed

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00:53:13,960 --> 00:53:18,040
Speaker 3: with exciting news, particularly these two. Oscar Meyer has a

1130
00:53:18,080 --> 00:53:22,920
Speaker 3: new line of stuffed hot dogs in stores nationwide.

1131
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 1: How do we make hot dogs just more unnatural?

1132
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,000
Speaker 3: They have three different varieties, so instead of being filled

1133
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 3: with just meat or whatever's inside hot dogs, you can

1134
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:36,319
Speaker 3: get ones packed with regular cheese, with chili cheese or

1135
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 3: jolopano cheddar.

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00:53:37,960 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 8: Cray fired.

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00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 2: A great I'm sorry he's showing us the pictures and

1138
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 2: one has like the hot dogs cut and cheese is

1139
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:48,960
Speaker 2: oozing out the end of it, and it looks nasty.

1140
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: It looks it does.

1141
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 3: Can you put cheese into your burgers?

1142
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:53,640
Speaker 5: Though? No?

1143
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:56,200
Speaker 1: I like cheese on top. I actually do cheese on

1144
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:56,880
Speaker 1: my hot dogs.

1145
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 8: Oh you guys ever had a juicy lucy with the

1146
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,120
Speaker 8: cheese in the middle of the burger?

1147
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 1: No?

1148
00:54:01,680 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 3: We ever had a juicy lucy? That's games. An eight

1149
00:54:04,320 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 3: pack of stuffed cheese hot dogs will cost you around

1150
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:12,320
Speaker 3: five dollars plus. Burger King is also adding stuffed mozzarella fries.

1151
00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 2: They're stuffing fries with mozzarella.

1152
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:19,520
Speaker 3: Apparently they were a hit in some test markets. They're

1153
00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:24,839
Speaker 3: basically fries shaped mozzarella sticks, that's what. But these are

1154
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:31,360
Speaker 3: skinnier there. They look like French fries rather than big fat, smaller.

1155
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:36,920
Speaker 3: It's just they come with a marinera dipping sauce in

1156
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 3: quantities of four to eight or twelve.

1157
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,920
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not new.

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00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 3: And Burger King is so convinced that these are going

1159
00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 3: to be a hit. They won't be limited. They're becoming

1160
00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,920
Speaker 3: a permanent menu item at all. Burger King, Yeah, everybody

1161
00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,759
Speaker 3: loves this. Next Lazer story is out of name game Headquarters.

1162
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:57,960
Speaker 3: The Social Security Administration released that's annual list of the

1163
00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:00,479
Speaker 3: most popular baby names in the US, and the top

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00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:04,600
Speaker 3: two again this year are Olivia and Liam.

1165
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:05,480
Speaker 5: Wow.

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00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 3: Congratulations saw the Olivia's and Liam's out there. You are special.

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00:55:13,800 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 6: I have boring in like thirty years.

1168
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,160
Speaker 2: Well, I mean it's the same as Jennifer's and Michaels.

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00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:18,480
Speaker 5: You know.

1170
00:55:18,640 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 1: It's like I.

1171
00:55:19,640 --> 00:55:22,160
Speaker 2: Always feel bad for parents because one of my kids'

1172
00:55:22,280 --> 00:55:23,879
Speaker 2: names is always high up there, and I'm like.

1173
00:55:24,920 --> 00:55:27,959
Speaker 3: Sorry, Norah. Olivia has been the top girls name five

1174
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:30,680
Speaker 3: years running, and Liam is the top boys list for

1175
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 3: seven straight years.

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Speaker 10: Oh my god.

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00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: He doesn't stop people.

1178
00:55:35,320 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 8: No, somebody out there's like, oh my god, I just

1179
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,600
Speaker 8: got a great idea I'm getting named.

1180
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,680
Speaker 3: Both top ten lists are pretty much the same as before,

1181
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:46,359
Speaker 3: but one new boy's name did crack the top ten,

1182
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:51,879
Speaker 3: Matteo jumped from eleven to six, and Benjamin fell from

1183
00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:52,960
Speaker 3: ninth to eleventh.

1184
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,360
Speaker 2: Get out of here, bed the Nephew.

1185
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 3: They also looked at the trendiest baby names, meaning the

1186
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:01,919
Speaker 3: ones that's all the biggest gains over the past year.

1187
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 3: The top five for boys are is al is Al

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00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:12,240
Speaker 3: sorry chosen with a Z, Eiden Cassian, and Kyne.

1189
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a Kayen on my coach pitch little

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00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:17,799
Speaker 1: league team.

1191
00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:22,360
Speaker 3: It's not the same now. The top five for girls

1192
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 3: are Kaylee spelled k a e l I.

1193
00:56:26,239 --> 00:56:27,920
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, that is going to be.

1194
00:56:27,880 --> 00:56:28,439
Speaker 5: A tough one.

1195
00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 3: A Litzol like Schnitzel, Yeah, but a Litzel, Emerin, Adhara,

1196
00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 3: and Asari. This next laser story is out of mass

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Speaker 3: Media Central. When non Americans watch American movies and TV shows,

1198
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 3: not everything translates.

1199
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Speaker 1: I would imagine a.

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00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 3: Recent publication puts together a list of things non Americans

1201
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:56,600
Speaker 3: don't understand when they see our shows. Here's the top ones.

1202
00:56:56,760 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 3: Number five the way we try to stop natural disasters.

1203
00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 3: As one person tweeted, it amuses me when Americans in

1204
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:06,279
Speaker 3: movies try to stop a natural disaster from ending the

1205
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:09,600
Speaker 3: world because they're Americans and they just have to try.

1206
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:14,360
Speaker 1: Yah yah twister maybe or maybe more like med in Black.

1207
00:57:14,560 --> 00:57:16,800
Speaker 3: No, like the twenty twelve End of the World movie.

1208
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 1: I never saw that.

1209
00:57:18,520 --> 00:57:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, Americans are always trying to save everything. Number four

1210
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 3: before the way we compare the length of everything to

1211
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 3: football fields.

1212
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a good point.

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00:57:28,280 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 3: I get this one. Although American football is starting to

1214
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 3: worm its way into other countries. But every time you

1215
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,320
Speaker 3: see a show, it's like, oh, that was three football fields,

1216
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 3: big the Big Market Live. The third thing non Americans

1217
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 3: don't get by watching American TV is the fake baby

1218
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:46,720
Speaker 3: school assignments, like when a kid has to take an

1219
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 3: egg or a doll or a bag of flower home

1220
00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:52,160
Speaker 3: with them and they have to one piece. People in

1221
00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 3: other countries don't get that.

1222
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,480
Speaker 1: We did that, though you did.

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00:57:55,920 --> 00:57:56,640
Speaker 3: I didn't do that.

1224
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 2: I saw that trending on TikTok that people are now

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00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:00,840
Speaker 2: going out to the bars and seeing if they can

1226
00:58:00,840 --> 00:58:03,880
Speaker 2: get an egg to last all night long. Like they're

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00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:06,440
Speaker 2: like they're friend group. Yeah they have they bring an

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00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:07,600
Speaker 2: them to see if they.

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Speaker 3: Have a slight responsible Yeah yeah, that's really My private

1230
00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 3: school was just like make sure you hire enough babysitters

1231
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 3: and you'll.

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00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,160
Speaker 1: Begin That makes sense.

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00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:19,120
Speaker 3: Number two. Our obsession with Halloween, get hair.

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00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: Come here and experience you'll never get back.

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00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 3: Non Americans are very confused by our obsession with It's.

1236
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:28,880
Speaker 6: I mean even I started watching security movies lately.

1237
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:31,560
Speaker 3: The top thing non Americans don't get when they watched

1238
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 3: our shows how we never say goodbye when we hang

1239
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:35,560
Speaker 3: up the phone in movies.

1240
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 1: Oh, in movies. Yeah that's true. Hey, that's a waste

1241
00:58:38,840 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: of time. Get to the plot.

1242
00:58:41,120 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 3: This guy never has to say goodbye because his ring

1243
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 3: tone is the Charlie Pout song See you again? Got

1244
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:51,800
Speaker 3: it programmed on a shell phone that sound Lazer Stories

1245
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:53,400
Speaker 3: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

1246
00:58:53,400 --> 00:58:54,760
Speaker 3: it again, same time.

1247
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 5: On Friday, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1248
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:06,720
Speaker 3: Patience is on the phone right now. She's owing one

1249
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:07,760
Speaker 3: against you all time?

1250
00:59:08,040 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 2: Is she calling to tell me that I don't have

1251
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:12,880
Speaker 2: any patients?

1252
00:59:12,920 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 3: Oh? Oh god, you didn't put that.

1253
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 8: Together, Jeff, I didn't get it.

1254
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:24,479
Speaker 3: It wasn't Patience on that note. Welcome to the show,

1255
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:26,400
Speaker 3: those jokes.

1256
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 11: Thank you for having me. I thought it was great.

1257
00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 10: Bro.

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00:59:31,720 --> 00:59:33,040
Speaker 1: Jeff was so caught off guard.

1259
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 3: Well, I was nervous talking to her because I see

1260
00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,880
Speaker 3: on my screener she's a horse trainer, teaches people how

1261
00:59:37,880 --> 00:59:38,640
Speaker 3: to ride horses.

1262
00:59:38,760 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: Why does that make you nervous?

1263
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:45,880
Speaker 3: Because I have a fear of horses. I've been I

1264
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 3: told this story many I've been bucked off of two.

1265
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: Horses fool summer camps or something. You're equestrian.

1266
00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:57,600
Speaker 3: It was on a volcano in the Galapagos. But patience,

1267
00:59:57,640 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 3: you're so good with horses. You could probably smell my

1268
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 3: fear through the phone right now.

1269
01:00:02,120 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 14: I can feel it on your voice.

1270
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,520
Speaker 2: Okay, And it's it's not the horse's fault, right, It's

1271
01:00:07,520 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 2: definitely Jeffries.

1272
01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:11,200
Speaker 12: It's definitely Jeffries's fault. I'm sorry to say.

1273
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:12,560
Speaker 3: Okay, Jim, I can see a.

1274
01:00:12,520 --> 01:00:13,360
Speaker 8: Lot of animals attack.

1275
01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,240
Speaker 3: We're starting with minus five points for patients. Right now,

1276
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 3: we're gonna send brook out of the studio.

1277
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 12: I want to get one right.

1278
01:00:20,480 --> 01:00:23,959
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go over the rules for missus noad all here.

1279
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,760
Speaker 3: We got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1280
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:28,000
Speaker 3: If you don't know when, you could say past. But

1281
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 3: you have to be brooke outright if you want to win,

1282
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:32,720
Speaker 3: Are you ready as ready as I'll ever be good luck, Pats.

1283
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:36,320
Speaker 3: Your time starts now. Today is National Chocolate Chip Day.

1284
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 3: What brand sells the most chips Hershey's, Giridelli, or Nesley Next.

1285
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 3: Only US state that begins with A but doesn't end

1286
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:52,240
Speaker 3: in A is what are Arkansas, Aria, Rogue, and CenTra?

1287
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:57,360
Speaker 3: Are all models made by which car company? What kind

1288
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 3: of bean is used for making miso soup? Gosh Anne

1289
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:04,600
Speaker 3: Hathaway's a Hollywood actress, and also the name of what

1290
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:06,600
Speaker 3: famous poet's wife.

1291
01:01:08,600 --> 01:01:12,120
Speaker 4: Shakespeare is so serene?

1292
01:01:12,200 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 3: I know you have like birds chirping in between each

1293
01:01:15,600 --> 01:01:16,960
Speaker 3: and every answer that you give.

1294
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:19,560
Speaker 8: She has birds chirping in between her answers.

1295
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: Can we tell why.

1296
01:01:21,400 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 3: Where are you patients?

1297
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:28,560
Speaker 12: I'm actually sitting on a horse outside.

1298
01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,160
Speaker 1: That is the first time anyone's ever called us from

1299
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 1: a horse.

1300
01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:33,240
Speaker 3: Wow, your horse is great reception.

1301
01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: What's a horse's name?

1302
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,240
Speaker 3: His name is Noah.

1303
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 12: He's just standing here looking at me like I'm crazy.

1304
01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 5: That is so funny.

1305
01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 8: I wish you would make a sound and say hi

1306
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,040
Speaker 8: to a job.

1307
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 3: I know, not her off.

1308
01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,840
Speaker 12: He's not moving a muscle right now. He's just standing here,

1309
01:01:53,000 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 12: living his life to the fullest.

1310
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,040
Speaker 5: For me.

1311
01:01:57,240 --> 01:02:00,880
Speaker 3: Will Brooks, your turn, Your time starts now. Today is

1312
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:05,200
Speaker 3: National Chocolate Chip Day? What brand sells the most chips?

1313
01:02:05,840 --> 01:02:09,880
Speaker 3: Can I get through the question her? She's Giridelli or NESLEI?

1314
01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 3: Only US state that begins with A but doesn't end

1315
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 3: in A is what?

1316
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:15,600
Speaker 1: Alaska?

1317
01:02:15,640 --> 01:02:20,880
Speaker 3: Alabama, Arkansas, Aria, Rogue, and CenTra are all modern models

1318
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:22,080
Speaker 3: made by which car company?

1319
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: Chevy?

1320
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,480
Speaker 3: What kind of bean is used for making miso soup?

1321
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:27,560
Speaker 1: Soy?

1322
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:30,440
Speaker 3: Anne Hathaway's a Hollywood actress? And also the name of

1323
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,920
Speaker 3: what famous poet's wife?

1324
01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:34,560
Speaker 1: Uh longfellow?

1325
01:02:35,040 --> 01:02:39,120
Speaker 2: I don't know, he's a famous poet.

1326
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:43,960
Speaker 15: Sure, let's see if any of that's right. When we

1327
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 15: go over to the scoreboard with Jose, that's me when I.

1328
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:56,080
Speaker 8: Clean my room, patients, you got four corrects?

1329
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:01,360
Speaker 3: Know it's your good luck charm helps apparently?

1330
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,120
Speaker 1: And Brook, I'm just in an office chair.

1331
01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:08,360
Speaker 3: Do you only got three?

1332
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 12: You won?

1333
01:03:09,360 --> 01:03:10,800
Speaker 2: Graci? You did?

1334
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:12,640
Speaker 3: Congratulations? You beat Brook?

1335
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:15,560
Speaker 1: Dude? Do my God make a horse gallop or something?

1336
01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:16,760
Speaker 1: Do something with it.

1337
01:03:17,480 --> 01:03:18,920
Speaker 11: We gotta take a victory gallop.

1338
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and then it'll sprout wings and fly away.

1339
01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:24,720
Speaker 3: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National Chocolate

1340
01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:27,120
Speaker 3: chip day. The brand that sells the most chips is Nestley,

1341
01:03:27,200 --> 01:03:30,240
Speaker 3: with seventy eight million a year. The only US state

1342
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:32,280
Speaker 3: that begins with an A but doesn't end in an

1343
01:03:32,320 --> 01:03:37,000
Speaker 3: A is Yes, Arkansas, Aria, Rogan CenTra, all models made

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Speaker 3: by Nissan. You use soybeans in miso soup. And Anne

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Speaker 3: Hathaway is a Hollywood actress. She's also the name of

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01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 3: William Shakespeare's wife. So not only do you beat Brook

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01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,680
Speaker 3: just for playing, you also win a ten dollars gift

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Speaker 3: card to Starbucks. Can you take a horse through the

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Speaker 3: drive through at Starbucks?

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Speaker 6: Is that allowed?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely?

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Speaker 8: You get him a pop cop or you just gonna

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Speaker 8: like a whole sandwich at that point.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a single carrot?

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Speaker 3: It's gonna be a banana. There you go, So you

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Speaker 3: enjoy that. Thank you so much for playing Patience. Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say, like, I'm kind of bummed, but I'm

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Speaker 2: also like still amazed that you played on a horse.

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Speaker 3: So this is one of the best games ever. We're

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Speaker 3: going to be back to do wind Brooks Bucks same

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Speaker 3: time tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning