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Speaker 1: The Jewbil Show on demand. It's another jewil phone Pray Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Hi, this is Gary Cummings and I'm

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Speaker 1: running for Congress in your fine district. Yes, this is

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Speaker 1: an automated message from me, but as a fine citizen

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Speaker 1: of our community, we can't do this without your help.

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Speaker 1: So this call today is asking if you'll donate ten

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Speaker 1: dollars to the Gary Cummings Coming for America campaign. And

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Speaker 1: now it's easy. We can just build your cell phone

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Speaker 1: right now to donate ten dollars. Just say yes to

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Speaker 1: end the call and have a great day as a

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Speaker 1: great American. Just say no, and thank you for your time. Now,

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Speaker 1: got it? Thank you so much for your donation. It'll

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Speaker 1: be built to your cell phone and you should see

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Speaker 1: it on the next bill. Thank you very much again

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Speaker 1: for your time, and God bless America. It will help

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Speaker 1: so much customer service. Got it. You've decided to donate

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Speaker 1: ten more dollars, that's twenty dollars to the Gary Cummings

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Speaker 1: for America fund. Thank you so much, agar got it?

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Speaker 1: Got it? You've decided to donate one hundred representative God no,

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Speaker 1: go got it? Hey, this is Gary and Wow I

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Speaker 1: can't believe that you decided to donate a thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: to the Gary person. I can't tell you how much

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Speaker 1: that will help our campaign. And it's rare to find

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Speaker 1: someone so willing to give No representative, got it? Representative?

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Speaker 1: Got it? Does anyone work there? You've decided to donate

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Speaker 1: four thousand dollars to the Gary Cummings Coming for America campaign?

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Speaker 1: Thank god? Cancel, cancel, give me an agent. You like

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Speaker 1: to speak to a representative? Like I said, this is

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Speaker 1: an automated message, and I can send you over to

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Speaker 1: someone to help you out live and in person. If

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Speaker 1: you'd like to donate more money, Yes, yeah, I want

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Speaker 1: talk to someone. Oh my god, yes, got it. Thank

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Speaker 1: you again for donating the Gary Come Coming for America campaign.

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Speaker 1: Please hold hi. This is Lisa from the Gary Cummings

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Speaker 1: coming from America Foundation. Wow, thank you for your donation.

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Speaker 1: Are you a real person, ma'am? Of course, I'm a

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Speaker 1: real person. How can I help you? I'm not donating anything,

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Speaker 1: I said. No, it shows here that you donated four

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. Wow. And with a donation over a thousand dollars,

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Speaker 1: everyone gets to talk to Gary himself and you donated

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Speaker 1: on four of those. He's in the office today. Actually,

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Speaker 1: I can go get him. Oh, my god, you can

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Speaker 1: talk to Gary. No, I don't want to talk to

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Speaker 1: Gary Cummings. I didn't don't eat anything. Your system sucks.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to this. I'm sorry. He

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Speaker 1: was walking by. I didn't hear a word that you

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Speaker 1: just said. But I'll get him right now. Please hold

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Speaker 1: are you o, my god, taking my money? Hello, Sandra, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I want to say, well, if that's the way you're

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Speaker 1: gonna say it, yes it is. It's Gary effing Cummings,

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Speaker 1: and I'm running for Congress, and thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: I'm so I didn't know I canceled that your automated

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Speaker 1: systems didn't work, and I didn't donate to your campaign. Well,

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Speaker 1: I was just pulled aside by one of our interns

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Speaker 1: here who said that you donated four thousand dollars to

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Speaker 1: the campaign today. And if I could be at your

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Speaker 1: door right now, I would be shaking your hand and

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Speaker 1: looking you in the eye with a very confident down

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Speaker 1: to my house and shake my hand and give me

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Speaker 1: my money back. Then that's fine. Let's do this. Let's

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Speaker 1: do this. Gary s in coumming, who's in turn probably unpaid. Well,

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Speaker 1: we don't have a lot of cash around here. That's

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Speaker 1: why we're asking for donations. But everybody who does work

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Speaker 1: for the Gary Cummings Coming for America campaign does get

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Speaker 1: the value of experience and learn a little bit more

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Speaker 1: about our political process, which I'm excited to take on.

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Speaker 1: And that's why I promise you, Sandra, that when I

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Speaker 1: am elected to Congress, I will do everything I can

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Speaker 1: for big and small business. M that that donation did

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Speaker 1: not go through because I never donated anything. I'm sorry, Sandra,

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Speaker 1: what somebody was talking to me. It's a busy day

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Speaker 1: here in the campaign center, and I didn't hear a

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Speaker 1: word you just said. But I just want to ask you,

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Speaker 1: with a donation like that, what can I Gary Cummins

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Speaker 1: do for you when I make it to Congress. You

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Speaker 1: can go yourself and I'm canceling that donation and you

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Speaker 1: know what, you Gary Cummings, good luck with whatever. All right, well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you that this is not Gary

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Speaker 1: Cummins at all. This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. Your friend Carly

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Speaker 1: set you up. She said that you don't know anything

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Speaker 1: about politics, and I don't know who Gary Cummins is,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think he's running for Congress. And you're

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Speaker 1: fine district. You went from not getting involved in politics

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Speaker 1: to a top dollar I know, wow, four thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Love that. You guys freaked me out so much. I

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Speaker 1: was like, how am I going to pay my dough? Oh?

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Speaker 1: No money? The Jewels Show on demand