WEBVTT - EP 459: Anti-Galentine’s Day

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<v Speaker 1>I just love listening to Weedy talk about rich people's

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<v Speaker 1>because she says it so casually. The parents went a

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<v Speaker 1>wheb broke. You're not saying you say flats. Your late

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<v Speaker 1>flats are not four hundred dollars. I know they're not.

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<v Speaker 1>But depressed in your past.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why sometimes I want to reject the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing because I'm like, I know, I've been in a

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<v Speaker 2>place where I was like, fuck, Valentine's a It's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>It's this and that. I hate the Gallantine ship. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk about that later. But yeah, there's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Party I just got invited to one, oh girl. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>talk about that later. Decisions, decisions, Hey guys, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Desist. Y'all. Y'all, I don't like we're

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<v Speaker 1>coming off that Bauty performance. I am your girl, Mandy

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<v Speaker 1>b a k A, Mandy p a k A just

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<v Speaker 1>that bitch. Okay, wait, is this all you? Girl? You

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<v Speaker 1>know what? Now? You acting white? Don't do that? You

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<v Speaker 1>notice they not me. It is giving twenty seven pieces

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<v Speaker 1>of me, but your hair. It gives your hair, because

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<v Speaker 1>I know that's what I was doing. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't been to New York to get my hair

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<v Speaker 1>like done done, and bitch it was not given. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, uh uh, but I know you was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna come in here with the natural because it's given.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm been pressed to get rid of my brains. Girl,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been so given with Rodriguez. It is it's given.

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<v Speaker 1>Boni lemuco because living in the North East Side and

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<v Speaker 1>see anyway, hello, and you can see that's what she

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<v Speaker 1>misses it. We're in Atlanta, York.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly must say, come into Atlanta. It's you remember what.

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<v Speaker 1>Was the guy that was fucked uh he did some

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up ship, Chris something he's liked.

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<v Speaker 3>We come to Atlanta. It just reminds you as black.

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<v Speaker 3>It's in your face.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it is, it's just there. Yeah, we just talked

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<v Speaker 1>about I don't know if you saw the news, but

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<v Speaker 1>I talked about it. They are making lemon pepper wings

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<v Speaker 1>the food of Georgia. Like there's a little day there's

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<v Speaker 1>a pology. No, there's no. Oh wait, that's right, she

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<v Speaker 1>don't do that. I said, who is these niggas? You

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<v Speaker 1>know somebody I don't don't who is these niggas? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't wait, bro, I Realizedelebrity game also twenty twenty six, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>you not going? Hold on? I can show you, uh

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<v Speaker 1>because my homeboy Keith posted it.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it the all the celebrity rosters, would you?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Girl? Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Jeremy Lynn Okay, I know Jeremy Lynn.

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<v Speaker 1>I know Jeremy Lynn. Okay, keep going? Who else you

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<v Speaker 1>know on that list?

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<v Speaker 3>Dylan Wang, Sham's turn, Jenna Bandy.

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<v Speaker 1>Who are these people? Who? Fuck? Is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Jason Williams, Mustard?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>DJ Mustard?

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<v Speaker 1>I know DJ Mustard, Keenan Allen is that from Keenan

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<v Speaker 1>and kel Keenan Allen, Andre Degrassi like Neil Degrass. See,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know Cody Jon't Simuliu. I know them. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the nigga from What's the with Amy Wong Ali Wong?

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<v Speaker 1>Keep going, do you know any bruh bruh? Okay? So

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<v Speaker 1>here I go, like, well, I just want to go

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<v Speaker 1>to Kenny Smith's party. Kenny Smith is all the niggas

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<v Speaker 1>that are like forty plus thirty five maybe plus in

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<v Speaker 1>the league or I'm like, damn. What I realized is

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<v Speaker 1>the niggas I know is even it is either podcasters

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<v Speaker 1>or commentators now or retired and broke because they went

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<v Speaker 1>through their money, and so I'm like, Wow, this is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be interesting. I just want to I mean miss

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<v Speaker 1>the parties.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna hold you all. Was getting a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of Grammy weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Fomo. Oh. I was shocked that you weren't there for that.

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<v Speaker 2>I had been in La for weeks. Bro, I really

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<v Speaker 2>miss my nigga. Remember that song?

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<v Speaker 1>No if you started singing along too, I really missed

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<v Speaker 1>my week You never heard this. I really miss my nigga.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait this manny phone, hold on. I cannot believe you

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<v Speaker 1>have never heard this song. It's a fabulous tune. I

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<v Speaker 1>need to hear this. Wait, I really missed my nig No,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard this talk about life? Wait, Yelly, have

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<v Speaker 1>you that's one of your jams. I love singing that song.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I love a good internet meme song.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna lie. I have a song right now

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<v Speaker 1>that I really like and I just sent it to

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<v Speaker 1>my nigga and it's by a white man. Oh oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, he's a new artist. Do you know Alex Warren?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? He has this song called Ordinary. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, it's.

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<v Speaker 3>So good and is it given like Teddy swims.

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<v Speaker 1>Yah, I fucked that, you know what. Bleep it for

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<v Speaker 1>the YouTube. I need you to hear this. White man

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<v Speaker 1>went off with this song, and I'm just like, why

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<v Speaker 1>is this so good? Let me go to the chort

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine dragons. No, bitch, it's not imagine dragons. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>the angels are up in the clouds, jealous that we

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<v Speaker 1>found something so ordinary, something that's not ordinary, talking about love,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like, bitch, not everybody can find love, but bitch,

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<v Speaker 1>we found something that's out of the ordinary. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>I feel my whiteness when I but it also gives

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of church too, because he got the choir

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<v Speaker 1>in the bag. Yeoman, what are you doing? Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I just told you Valentine's Day, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be partying, and I do got niggas in La

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<v Speaker 1>the one that I ain't gonna he not a he's

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<v Speaker 1>not a character on the show. You don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go. Ye, you're cover your mouth more. No,

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<v Speaker 1>no oh, I don't know you do know a nigga

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<v Speaker 1>fucking the ass? No? No, no oh, no, no no.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got you at the comedy club with no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>can you not just start naming niggas that Jesus, the

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<v Speaker 1>one you fucked in the ass, the one for the

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<v Speaker 1>comedy club, No, the one that I first fucked in

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<v Speaker 1>can God? Yeah, that's y'all ready to see that motherfucker? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up? Sorry, how are we going with this episode?

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<v Speaker 1>When Weezy got the outlined, you ain't even got your

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<v Speaker 1>phone out. You said, I'm gonna freestyle this ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get outlined because I had a Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 2>tip I want to give because I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a really good one. Okay, My plan plans are Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 2>So every year we switched planning. So last your year.

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<v Speaker 2>Last year we was in Thailand. This year is his year.

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<v Speaker 3>And uh, most of y'all know we do a date night.

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<v Speaker 2>Each month. One of us plans a date, right. So

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<v Speaker 2>this month was my month and I made a little

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<v Speaker 2>theme for it.

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<v Speaker 1>It was music.

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<v Speaker 2>So and this month, sorry, it's the previous month. It

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<v Speaker 2>was January, so I did a dance class. We learned salsa.

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<v Speaker 2>Later that day we went to a candle light concert

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<v Speaker 2>and it was Drake And then.

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<v Speaker 1>I know I saw it in our email. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what the fuck is I thought it was spam, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>a candle light show. So it was. It was literally,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't google when I'm buying something, bro I literally saw that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, we see, it's so random, bruh. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a candle light party Drake themed, you know how

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<v Speaker 1>they do like they do like the violence.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, after we went to Django, which, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>is a very sexy day. It's an underground jazz club

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<v Speaker 2>at the Roxy Hotel and you have dinner and you

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<v Speaker 2>listen to jazz as fire.

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<v Speaker 3>So we get to the candlelight concert, right.

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<v Speaker 1>He looks at me and he was like, I was

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<v Speaker 1>like what and he was like, it's probably my Valentine's

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<v Speaker 1>thea shit, nigga, we can't go twice. Oh, he planned

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<v Speaker 1>it for Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, I thought he was gonna do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this is the thing that happens weekly. And they

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<v Speaker 1>were like five a week, bitch of Drake. No, No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's different artists.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, I'm so mad right now, I

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<v Speaker 2>got the nineties theme. He's like, I even went through

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<v Speaker 2>the list to make sure you knew all the songs

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<v Speaker 2>and would like them.

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<v Speaker 3>And play them back like, yeah, she gonna like this.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I really curated our day?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you fucking kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>He bro the whole time he and a concert is

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<v Speaker 2>sitting here like looking on the fucking website and refa.

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<v Speaker 1>And like, now we gotta do some different shit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>sit through this shit again.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know what Valentine's Day holds, but I

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<v Speaker 2>know that night I love this party called Descendancy York,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a Valentine's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's tough because like Valentine's Day for me has

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<v Speaker 1>also been so terrible in the past that I I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night, I went to the Relationship Goals premiere.

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<v Speaker 1>We were we were even talking about interviewing Kelly that

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<v Speaker 1>had been so excited. Yeah, we wanted this episode to

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<v Speaker 1>be Kelly Rowland, but she, I guess she was busy. Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>We was trying to get you. I guess you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>tell them you're finna sit with us, girl, because we

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<v Speaker 1>see you in the likes on the Instagram page. Nice.

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<v Speaker 1>She came up and was like, I'm sorry it didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work out, but anyway, yeah, yeah, she came up. Why

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<v Speaker 1>didn't she sit with us, bitch anyway, I had a

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<v Speaker 1>good seat. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So, oh, fast forward in the movie Relationship Goals. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>everybody saw it by now, Method Man and Kelly is

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<v Speaker 2>on Prime Go check it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Ryan Jamal Swayin is in there. We had him on.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we did the best part of the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'm talking about every time he was on screen,

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<v Speaker 2>you were excited because you knew he was gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a gag.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, he did in an amazing job.

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<v Speaker 3>So long story short, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I see Method Man in that movie, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna want to gag everybody. It's a thing in a

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<v Speaker 1>movie where everybody wants to fuck them. I believe it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So they.

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<v Speaker 2>Basically kept talking about how people will act and pretend

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<v Speaker 2>like relationship Goals is a real thing, but it's a facade.

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<v Speaker 2>Like oh, you're online and someone's on a mountain with

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<v Speaker 2>their partner and you're like, oh my god, goals, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's not really real. And there's a thing about Valentine's Day. Sometimes,

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<v Speaker 2>while I'm excited I can celebrate Valentine's able to partner,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, damn bruh. But like, I've been so depressed

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<v Speaker 2>over this holiday because it made me feel like I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Lonely but depressed in your past. Yeah, okay, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean like, that's why sometimes I want to reject

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<v Speaker 2>the whole thing, because I'm like, I know, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>in a place where I was like, fuck, Valentine's Day

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<v Speaker 2>is stupid. It's this and that. I hate the Gallentines Shit.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll talk about that later. But yeah, there's a part

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<v Speaker 2>of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just got invited to one oh girl. We'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>about that later. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I want to give y'all one of the best

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<v Speaker 2>tips I've heard from Valentine's name.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this is for people with someone. I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>was really dope. This is people with someone. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>let me not listen. Okay, I'm just playing. I got

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of niggas, but now I ain't spending it

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<v Speaker 1>with him.

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<v Speaker 2>If y'all heard an episode on Patreon where I to

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<v Speaker 2>help my homegirl move out the house, yes, it was

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<v Speaker 2>my homegirl.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, the reason I'm naming her is because I was

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<v Speaker 1>really like, damn, that's who it was. No, I just

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<v Speaker 1>would have gotten bro when you was with when you

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<v Speaker 1>were with lover boy. We cultting that part of No,

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<v Speaker 1>we can just bleep it. They like the bleep y'all

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<v Speaker 1>we talking, Well, I'm talking about our friend. But it

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<v Speaker 1>was the truth. Don't move in with Okay, I should

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<v Speaker 1>not count?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually not?

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<v Speaker 1>How does eight years not count? Broke so nothing that

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<v Speaker 1>happened eight years ago on this podcast. Me know, it

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<v Speaker 1>ain't like it's a couple we erasable happened eight years anyway, Boom.

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<v Speaker 3>She broke up with this nigga, and the reason I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to name her.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like, oh fuck it, I don't care. Tell

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<v Speaker 2>the new tip. I got a new man and he's great.

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<v Speaker 2>So did she move in with him?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>So I remember, like you know, when you're just going

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<v Speaker 2>through a rough patch and it's like you can't see

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<v Speaker 2>light at the end of the tunnel, breaks up with

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<v Speaker 2>this nigga. Days later, Paris Fashion Week, booked, new job,

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<v Speaker 2>booked next thing, flights this this is called the Tianna

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor package. Look at what her career, what happened with

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<v Speaker 2>her career since her divorced.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the perfect example.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm just thinking as myself on the phone her,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I can't believe this happened to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, damn, and you only got rid of this

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<v Speaker 1>nigga five days ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, but when you're in it, you're like, fuck, you

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<v Speaker 2>know you're dating someone and they're saying, oh, you're this

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<v Speaker 2>to me, you're that to me, But also you know

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't fit and it's just fucked up, bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>How a whole glow up meets a new man.

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<v Speaker 2>They're vibing bam he did so, and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>bisshit kind of playing. So I'm gonna read this message

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<v Speaker 2>that she said to me because I was like, yo,

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<v Speaker 2>well the fellas need.

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<v Speaker 1>This Valentine's they do, Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This

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<v Speaker 1>reminds me of the YouTube coming I saw about you,

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<v Speaker 1>like damn we the k holdwater. You just come on

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<v Speaker 1>and tell everybody you know how get permission? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why she was like, you can say my name,

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<v Speaker 2>but you don't care. That's how you know, A bit

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<v Speaker 2>excited about her new lady and we can believe your name.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I know you. But it's okay. I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that she keep getting new houses for these

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<v Speaker 1>dsnet Okay, So basically, not the funny part about this

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<v Speaker 1>shit and this ain't even no shade or shade. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, but she really did this because y'all moving fast,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's still cute. Okay, okay, she wrotes.

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<v Speaker 2>So my man hands me his phone and written at

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<v Speaker 2>the top of the notes list says lists. He said, Babe,

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<v Speaker 2>take my phone and put everything in anything you love.

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<v Speaker 1>And that you like in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Favorite food, favorite snacks, hair product, favorite brands, your measurements,

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<v Speaker 2>your including ring size, favorite color, favorite country, favorite city.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was thinking to myself, like, She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so Valentine's Day is coming, her birthday is in April.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, basically, he's preparing this list of all these

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<v Speaker 2>things I like so he can figure out what to

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<v Speaker 2>get me and how to surprise me. Favorite city. Say

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<v Speaker 2>you want to take me on a trip. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>know my bench likes blah blah. I'm like, yo, that's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fire.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. I love that and would also if

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<v Speaker 1>you my nigga, just listen because I tell all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I like the list of it though, because like, are

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<v Speaker 2>we making and I both said yes, we're.

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<v Speaker 3>Gonna make our list. We were like, yo, we should

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<v Speaker 3>make a list.

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<v Speaker 2>So and I also wanted to say I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>do this list because I think it's good to bring

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<v Speaker 2>it in a few years ago and maybe we'll put

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<v Speaker 2>it in. I basically called out, we did a casting

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<v Speaker 2>call for what we're looking for.

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<v Speaker 3>And I found my boyfriend months later.

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<v Speaker 1>After that clip, and here we go. She want to

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<v Speaker 1>be a witch y'all. She's like, let's put it into

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<v Speaker 1>the universe. And it worked. H my too. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like I did. I gotta look at you what I said.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, Oh wait, I gotta see what this is.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assist bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So I thought we should make our list, and

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<v Speaker 2>for anybody that's listening, I think whether you've been together

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<v Speaker 2>ten years, twenty years, make the list.

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<v Speaker 1>So pull out your phone, open your notes, and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go through.

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<v Speaker 2>Our and you can do a shared note by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>So basically what you do is on Apple, if you

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<v Speaker 2>have it, you send the list like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Percaro.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that person did like Gabby's list, so she can

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<v Speaker 2>fill it out in real time and she could change

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<v Speaker 2>things and add things in real time.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Mandy's list food Japanese because I'm Asian.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, No, I put restaurants after so like name the

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<v Speaker 2>food because for me, mine's pizza and steak.

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<v Speaker 3>But my restaurants is French and Japanese.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's otro. I want a hand roll or a

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<v Speaker 1>tun of pizza. I want Japanese food and a sushi restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be a sushi Japanese is my favorite Japanese.

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<v Speaker 3>Or Tokosa going to them?

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<v Speaker 1>Snacks? You know mine beach, it ain't changing in fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>I know what yours is? Cheesy, Hello, snacks for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? Right now it's so crazy, dry freeze, okra.

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<v Speaker 1>What they're like? Ochre chips, y'all? I love ochre chips.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro I did I make you try umph at the house? Oh? Pickles? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Which I have no bread and butter? I have six

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<v Speaker 1>different jars of pickles. No, I like the little corners ship.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not cornish hens? Corner copis corner corner? What's the corner? Hey?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the what's the look it up? What the is this?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know where to start? Hold on, do you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm talking about? Are you talking about a pickle? Still?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a pickle.

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<v Speaker 3>Corons? They be cornering back as the ship.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like oh r n I c h O

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<v Speaker 1>corn and chunk corn corner, CON's corner charms corn. So

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<v Speaker 1>next is pickles. Pickles is my snack.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, brands, here's mine. I put high, mid, and low.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>For high, I Gottaga for mid, Mista the shoe brand okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and for low, I got a rich to.

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<v Speaker 1>You okay me for high fendy fifty R Chanelle. Actually

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of Chanel right now. I like

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<v Speaker 1>Fidy your channel for high mid Mitch Zara, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know not mid. You're going to zar now?

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<v Speaker 2>All the sure me is like essentials or kids or like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not thousands, but it's hundreds.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay mid, bitch Sephora every time I go in after

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<v Speaker 1>like if you want to spend three, and then low

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<v Speaker 1>for me would be actually no, my mid is Delta.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good one, and then low would be Spha

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<v Speaker 1>then okay sizes and then thirty me too, thirty eight.

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<v Speaker 1>If you this is ladies, let me tell you this

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<v Speaker 1>is how you set the tone with a nigga. When

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<v Speaker 1>he asked you your shoe size, do not go American.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not say American. You gotta give him your European

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<v Speaker 1>side show. If bitch might give you to waste a

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<v Speaker 1>yuro two. That's a little tricky for me. Okay. Favorite color,

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<v Speaker 1>oh m orange?

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<v Speaker 2>I put black. But then I was like, we like

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<v Speaker 2>it too. What's he gonna do with this, like you

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<v Speaker 2>buying clothes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So for favorite cities, I liked that question favorite favorite

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<v Speaker 2>cities and countries.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, okay, this is what I wrote for mine.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to take me to the beach, oh

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<v Speaker 1>not not. You did it by activity, bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>What I put on a whim paris for relax shares

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in New York, which is fore and all bro.

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<v Speaker 1>The way, you know, they also said that in the comments.

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<v Speaker 1>I just love listening to Weezy talk about rich people

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<v Speaker 1>ship because she says it so casually. I just hold

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<v Speaker 1>on the parents on a whim. It's only four hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>you got me. You don't say you just say flats.

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<v Speaker 1>Your late flats are not four hundred dollars. I know

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<v Speaker 1>they're not. I'm just saying, you know, like real shit, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of my friends that were doing the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Miami trips or the dr or fucking Puerto Rico. Even

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of my friends went to see bad bunny

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<v Speaker 2>in Puerto Rico. Sorry you could have went to fucking

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<v Speaker 2>Europe too, right, and not saying you want to go

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<v Speaker 2>to white Man's Land. I'm just saying, like a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of these flights bitch La to Atlanta, noos flew here

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<v Speaker 2>from that no id a nurse is cheaper, I know,

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<v Speaker 2>non stop? Yeah, on a win in Paris. And then

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to take it to the beach Mexico,

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<v Speaker 2>oh bosh, Mexico, that's right. Not Mandy could make my loose,

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I've only been sitting by you for almost

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<v Speaker 1>ten years now and known you for twenty year? What

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<v Speaker 1>did I say for yours? Oh? You don't don't be

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Okay, okay, I feel like if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to make it riginal me guess, hold on, make it

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<v Speaker 1>rich Dubai. You know what's crazy. I've gone there so

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<v Speaker 1>many times. I don't like if and I haven't been

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<v Speaker 1>there yet. But my dream trip that if a niggas

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<v Speaker 1>donna take me Tokyo and then for okay, you were close,

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<v Speaker 1>uh for a beach any at this point? Oh a Aruba,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my favorite island. Like but really to go about myself,

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<v Speaker 1>I like a Ruba. But if you got money, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>take the Maldi. You got money, I'll take I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>do safe you got me? Yeah, No, I do. I

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<v Speaker 1>do like a Ruba. A Ruba to me is really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I like a Ruba better than Carosyl. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 1>ain't even gonna hold you. I'd be turning down trips

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<v Speaker 1>like Jamaica again, like I go to No, I'm Jamaica

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<v Speaker 1>and I still don't want to go to Jamaica every

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<v Speaker 1>I go every year. I feel like Jamaica is like

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<v Speaker 1>a yearly trip now for me. And in Mexico, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a fan, but I do want to do

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<v Speaker 1>where I have my little Unicorn experience again. Uh, I

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<v Speaker 1>like baby, y'all want to try that out? Ever where

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<v Speaker 1>Mandy went, you can to get fun. Maybe you two

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<v Speaker 1>can get Coon. And it's just it's a fair. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a fairy. There's hotels there. It's yeah, it's so cute

0:20:08.200 --> 0:20:11.560
<v Speaker 1>and you don't feel like you in cant Coon because

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<v Speaker 1>I literally went there. If y'all listen to the episode,

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<v Speaker 1>I went there thinking I was gonna like relax and bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a phone party at the pool. I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to read. I'm trying to read the poor work myself,

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<v Speaker 1>and the nigga's like, you want to start, like bro,

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<v Speaker 1>I try to work.

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<v Speaker 2>I just told my nigga about can't Coon right because

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<v Speaker 2>most of the places I like in Mexico you kind

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<v Speaker 2>of gotta go to Kanko first, to loom Ho Bosh even.

0:20:34.720 --> 0:20:38.080
<v Speaker 2>I like, there's a small place called Marita. Like anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>so long story short. Him and I are trying to

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<v Speaker 2>figure out where we want to go on our euro

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<v Speaker 2>trip this summer, and I'm like, you know, Paris is

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<v Speaker 2>it for me? But where should we spend another week?

0:20:45.080 --> 0:20:47.439
<v Speaker 2>Because he said, bitch, we did too much bouncing last time.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't doing it. I was like, well, you have

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<v Speaker 2>him into Spain. I think we should try Spain. My

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<v Speaker 2>friends love Spain. I feel like, oh Annie Biza. I

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<v Speaker 2>said to him, I don't know if it's two party,

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<v Speaker 2>because this is how you can describe it, Visa, I said,

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<v Speaker 2>think of can Coon, but with wealthy people.

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<v Speaker 1>So for it's funny because my two best friends went

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<v Speaker 1>Adrianna and Crystal Win and then they also did Barcelona.

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<v Speaker 1>They did both okay during COVID and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's when I was scared of COVID. At first, I said,

0:21:18.520 --> 0:21:20.200
<v Speaker 1>bitching to be stuck over there, I gotta come back

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<v Speaker 1>to work. But they said I would love Barcelona. They

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<v Speaker 1>were like, girl, you would have hated a Bitha. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's because to wit. First off, that's what they say.

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<v Speaker 1>They say, it's a beat the baby. And it's also

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<v Speaker 1>it was Barcelona, Blona. Do you know what I half write?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know the story about the list.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently the king at that time had had a list.

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<v Speaker 3>So all of the people you're lying, I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 3>you're lying, not just.

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<v Speaker 1>And Barcelona is because the man had a list. That

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<v Speaker 1>is hilarious. Well, they said I would have They said

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<v Speaker 1>I would have loved Barcelona. But they were like, girl,

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<v Speaker 1>real white, everybody white. They look at you when you're black,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's weird and everything is, which is why you

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<v Speaker 1>would like it us. So they said, bitch. Everywhere we

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<v Speaker 1>went there was no word.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why I don't like Kei.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, because it's all but there's no word. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>even when I went and took my mama and my

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<v Speaker 1>sister to uh what part of Greece did we go to?

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<v Speaker 1>Athens and Mikonos girl. I was like, give me a word.

0:22:29.240 --> 0:22:32.399
<v Speaker 1>I need a word. I was like, I need a

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<v Speaker 1>soulful house. I know y'all dragged me for saying Detroit

0:22:37.119 --> 0:22:42.199
<v Speaker 1>I meant techno. I understand Chicago, damn, but that's what

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<v Speaker 1>I need. I need to feel that. You know what.

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<v Speaker 1>You know why I need words? I realized because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>nearrow Differgin like I become too overstimulated just with noise

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<v Speaker 1>coming in my ear and I'm like, we're no.

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<v Speaker 3>The word ad makes me want to change his song.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you can't change no because they don't have

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<v Speaker 2>words my A d D.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm a piano. It takes a while. All

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a piano. I'll be like, now you're ne a

0:23:03.960 --> 0:23:08.440
<v Speaker 1>divergent like me. I literally wait for words like it.

0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:12.000
<v Speaker 1>It's like it like get it. It hurts me. Where's

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<v Speaker 1>the words hello? Talk to me? Then they don't, and

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<v Speaker 1>then that you're just supposed to do this like you

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<v Speaker 1>would a workout class. I'm like, bitch, I can't even

0:23:21.359 --> 0:23:24.760
<v Speaker 1>move my hips, like what, I can't do it. I

0:23:24.760 --> 0:23:34.160
<v Speaker 1>can't do it, I can I cannot do it. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a horror derve. If we're gonna do just

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<v Speaker 2>because it's Valentine's Day. And considering your text that came

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<v Speaker 2>through when I was visiting my dad the other day,

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<v Speaker 2>I think you probably do this too, So I got

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<v Speaker 2>a long distance Valentine's Day too. One of my favorite

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<v Speaker 2>things to do, it's the FaceTime instruction. Is to what

0:23:52.640 --> 0:23:56.840
<v Speaker 2>the FaceTime instruction? Okay, so this is what you do? Okay,

0:23:57.160 --> 0:24:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Basically if you too scared to dom somebody, and you

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<v Speaker 2>could do it over the phone, because it's a little premeditated,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm saying. So you tell them that

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna own them. They have to call you at

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<v Speaker 2>a certain time. They have to be wearing whatever you

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<v Speaker 2>say and be sitting in whatever place that you say,

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<v Speaker 2>and you give them instructions via FaceTime.

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<v Speaker 1>If you get too nervous, you could write down what

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<v Speaker 1>they are and they won't even know you did the shit. So,

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<v Speaker 1>like number one, there's a teleprompter, ap, y'all, can you?

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<v Speaker 2>So like number one could be like, lean forward, put

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<v Speaker 2>your lips out, give me a kiss, tell me something dirty,

0:24:31.800 --> 0:24:33.480
<v Speaker 2>and they'll tell you something and be like tell me

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<v Speaker 2>a fantasy and whatever, and then you can tell them

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<v Speaker 2>to like slowly strip for you, and then by the

0:24:38.119 --> 0:24:40.960
<v Speaker 2>time they're naked, you could have them masturbate for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you really get them to that point, of course,

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<v Speaker 2>asking permission to come as like so hot, but FaceTime instruction, bitch,

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<v Speaker 2>that's my jam.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I don't like it that you threw me in

0:24:50.480 --> 0:24:52.359
<v Speaker 1>here like I just you said, niggas is calling you.

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<v Speaker 1>They on horrible decisions, decisions. Don't tell people that I

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<v Speaker 1>that I do such a thing. I'm a classic woman,

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<v Speaker 1>but really more than one that day, you don't understand.

0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Within twenty four hours, three niggas was asking to jerk

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<v Speaker 1>off on the phone and during the snowstorm. It was

0:25:10.800 --> 0:25:13.040
<v Speaker 1>there in the snowstorm, but two of them were not

0:25:13.119 --> 0:25:15.720
<v Speaker 1>at the snowstorm. So I was like, bruh, I'm at home.

0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:17.959
<v Speaker 1>And I think it was a day right before my period,

0:25:18.200 --> 0:25:20.359
<v Speaker 1>so I was like, it's all horny ass niggas like

0:25:20.400 --> 0:25:22.280
<v Speaker 1>because I was not in the mood to be sexy,

0:25:22.480 --> 0:25:25.040
<v Speaker 1>because I just felt like blood about to come out

0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:28.040
<v Speaker 1>this koochie any minute now. And one was like, you

0:25:28.119 --> 0:25:30.320
<v Speaker 1>got toys. I want to see you. I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>when I have to do stuff. The only thing I

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<v Speaker 1>like to do is when they jack Off. I'd be like,

0:25:34.359 --> 0:25:36.280
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, Jack, that big ass tick. Oh it's so big?

0:25:36.280 --> 0:25:37.960
<v Speaker 1>You want to I like to talk to them. I

0:25:37.960 --> 0:25:41.440
<v Speaker 1>don't like when I have to like do my shit.

0:25:41.560 --> 0:25:42.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't like when I have to put on a show.

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<v Speaker 3>How long do you used to stay on the phone?

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<v Speaker 1>Tell they heck girl, I'll be making them come real quick.

0:25:46.080 --> 0:25:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I mean like, I'm not gonna do it, because what

0:25:50.920 --> 0:25:52.800
<v Speaker 1>have you ever timed it? Oh? No, no, no. When

0:25:52.840 --> 0:25:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I tell you the way I talk dirty to these niggas,

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<v Speaker 1>they be busting in like two minutes tools and that

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<v Speaker 1>burnt off. First. Don't they seem like I'm not feminine? Okay,

0:26:11.840 --> 0:26:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I'd be talking a little dirty and get it wire storkling. No,

0:26:20.680 --> 0:26:23.240
<v Speaker 1>but I'll be talking dirty to them and then it

0:26:23.320 --> 0:26:24.880
<v Speaker 1>get them real hard and they'd be like, what about

0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:26.160
<v Speaker 1>the bus? And I'll be telling them where the bus

0:26:26.200 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 1>and it's great, and I'd be like, well, mage, nigg yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like cause they're so I got one real natty. No

0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:34.800
<v Speaker 1>no, no no. So sometimes they be in a hotel, they traveling.

0:26:34.800 --> 0:26:36.800
<v Speaker 1>You know, my niggas got jobs, and so when they're

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<v Speaker 1>in a hotel room, oh my god, I told you

0:26:39.359 --> 0:26:42.160
<v Speaker 1>the one I like him. If y'all stay in hotels,

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<v Speaker 1>just know, if any of my niggas stay in there,

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<v Speaker 1>you're not safe. I make them like like, ooh, come

0:26:48.520 --> 0:26:51.840
<v Speaker 1>on the lamp, come on the dresser, come on the like,

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:54.040
<v Speaker 1>spread it on the floor. I like to see it

0:26:54.400 --> 0:26:56.880
<v Speaker 1>in the hotel room. I'm disgusting. And then when they're

0:26:56.920 --> 0:26:59.200
<v Speaker 1>at home, I'd be like, ooh, I want to see

0:26:59.200 --> 0:27:01.240
<v Speaker 1>it all over your chest. Then I got one nasty nigga,

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:02.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, ooh, make it come in your face

0:27:02.920 --> 0:27:05.000
<v Speaker 1>and he literally jacks his dick off to wear it.

0:27:06.400 --> 0:27:08.240
<v Speaker 1>I love it and be like, oh, now imagine I'll

0:27:08.280 --> 0:27:11.119
<v Speaker 1>look it off room and then they be like Crystal

0:27:11.119 --> 0:27:13.240
<v Speaker 1>lover and be like sitting here. First off, when these

0:27:13.280 --> 0:27:15.680
<v Speaker 1>biggas call no, no, no, so you ready, she was

0:27:15.720 --> 0:27:17.520
<v Speaker 1>snowed in with me and you should have seen me.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like, Mandy, you're so mean, because I was like,

0:27:20.760 --> 0:27:23.120
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm watching TV. No, I don't want

0:27:23.119 --> 0:27:26.199
<v Speaker 1>to watch you because also my best friend. Can you

0:27:26.240 --> 0:27:29.240
<v Speaker 1>imagine me and her are watching TV. I get these

0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:32.119
<v Speaker 1>text messages multiple and the plot's getting good and they're like,

0:27:32.320 --> 0:27:36.760
<v Speaker 1>first off, we were into it, and so I'm like girta. Imagine,

0:27:36.760 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be like, girl, can you pause it? I

0:27:38.480 --> 0:27:41.960
<v Speaker 1>gotta go upstairs till this nigga jack off, And mind you,

0:27:42.040 --> 0:27:44.119
<v Speaker 1>she's heard me leave into another room to be like,

0:27:44.119 --> 0:27:48.199
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, oh it's so hard, that is it. I

0:27:48.280 --> 0:27:50.280
<v Speaker 1>just wasn't in the mood for my best friend to

0:27:50.320 --> 0:27:52.080
<v Speaker 1>hear me like talk dirty to one nigga while these

0:27:52.119 --> 0:27:57.160
<v Speaker 1>jack off three thousand miles away. Well, and that's another thing.

0:27:57.359 --> 0:27:59.240
<v Speaker 1>I really only like to do it within the week

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:01.040
<v Speaker 1>that I know I'm about to se you if we're

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:02.880
<v Speaker 1>not about that fun, if we're not about to see

0:28:02.960 --> 0:28:04.640
<v Speaker 1>at the point now you're making me an only fans

0:28:04.680 --> 0:28:06.840
<v Speaker 1>bitch literally for free.

0:28:07.000 --> 0:28:09.760
<v Speaker 3>I know, niggas go on Twitter now that it's unfair.

0:28:09.880 --> 0:28:12.680
<v Speaker 1>It's so unfair. Where's my deposit? Where's my cash? Shot?

0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh I got another tip?

0:28:14.320 --> 0:28:16.720
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I don't like that you're turning this into horrible decisions.

0:28:16.960 --> 0:28:20.640
<v Speaker 1>No where, Now this gets more vanilla, Okay, because no, no, no,

0:28:20.920 --> 0:28:22.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm not mad that you're turning it into horrible decisions.

0:28:22.680 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>But we're almost ten years in and I'm supposed to

0:28:24.600 --> 0:28:27.120
<v Speaker 1>be mature and I'm still being annoy you.

0:28:27.119 --> 0:28:32.160
<v Speaker 2>You chose the TV show so I guess you were Okay.

0:28:31.720 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 1>You're right now, this is for I didn't do it.

0:28:33.680 --> 0:28:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I didn't do okay, Okay.

0:28:35.840 --> 0:28:38.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if anybody else's used a zeal or

0:28:39.520 --> 0:28:42.040
<v Speaker 2>what's that soothe, but get on one of the maps.

0:28:42.040 --> 0:28:45.320
<v Speaker 2>It's a massage app and y'all book massages at the

0:28:45.400 --> 0:28:49.040
<v Speaker 2>same time, basically trying to spend your day together. So

0:28:49.120 --> 0:28:50.760
<v Speaker 2>let's just say you're in La, he's in New York.

0:28:50.840 --> 0:28:53.080
<v Speaker 2>You do five o'clock, he does eight o'clock the same time. Right,

0:28:53.840 --> 0:28:55.800
<v Speaker 2>just booking them at the same time, eating at the

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:58.240
<v Speaker 2>same time, like really getting to experience. I have a

0:28:58.280 --> 0:29:01.200
<v Speaker 2>friend right now and they can't afford to get to

0:29:01.240 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 2>each other. So she's trying to plan out how they're

0:29:03.480 --> 0:29:05.320
<v Speaker 2>gonna like really have a nice day. And I was like, oh, bitch,

0:29:05.400 --> 0:29:07.280
<v Speaker 2>do the same things together. It'll make you feel close.

0:29:07.560 --> 0:29:11.760
<v Speaker 1>So the I don't like it. But you remember one

0:29:11.800 --> 0:29:13.720
<v Speaker 1>of like my really good dates that I talked about

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 1>where the guy rented a movie and shared it with

0:29:18.040 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 1>me to where we watched it at the same time,

0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:22.400
<v Speaker 1>and then he uber eats me the snacks and we

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:25.240
<v Speaker 1>literally got to watch the movie at the same time.

0:29:25.320 --> 0:29:27.560
<v Speaker 1>Talk about what was happening, and it was a really

0:29:27.640 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 1>good movie. Life of Pie so cute. I'm only laughing

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:35.959
<v Speaker 1>at movie. Don't do this, don't do this. Shut up. Well,

0:29:36.000 --> 0:29:38.480
<v Speaker 1>this date was a couple years ago. I remember. No, no, no, buddy,

0:29:38.480 --> 0:29:42.840
<v Speaker 1>it's old room.

0:29:42.920 --> 0:29:47.520
<v Speaker 2>By the way, speaking of old movies, I literally cannot

0:29:47.520 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 2>watch right now.

0:29:48.040 --> 0:29:50.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I'm going through, Mandy. I cannot

0:29:50.040 --> 0:29:51.560
<v Speaker 1>watch a movie that wasn't made in the nineties of

0:29:51.600 --> 0:29:52.440
<v Speaker 1>the there are divergence.

0:29:52.760 --> 0:29:55.160
<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, I can't watch new shit. The new

0:29:55.280 --> 0:29:56.680
<v Speaker 3>shit is so bad.

0:29:56.840 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not wait movies.

0:29:58.800 --> 0:30:00.920
<v Speaker 2>I just can't handle new movie. It's like if I

0:30:00.960 --> 0:30:02.480
<v Speaker 2>go to the movie and I experienced cool.

0:30:02.520 --> 0:30:04.440
<v Speaker 1>When I was sitting watching Netflix, like I was watching

0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.840
<v Speaker 1>people we met on vacation, I was like, my god,

0:30:06.920 --> 0:30:11.080
<v Speaker 1>this is terrible. I you know what, I liked the

0:30:11.080 --> 0:30:14.280
<v Speaker 1>the one with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. But I

0:30:14.320 --> 0:30:17.680
<v Speaker 1>love them two whites, adding them to my favorite whites. Y'all.

0:30:18.000 --> 0:30:19.440
<v Speaker 1>When I tell you, I used to be in love

0:30:19.560 --> 0:30:21.360
<v Speaker 1>like they used to. They had they had a movie.

0:30:21.520 --> 0:30:23.560
<v Speaker 1>They had a movie that I really loved growing up

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:25.840
<v Speaker 1>called Dogma, which I'm so mad it's not on any

0:30:25.840 --> 0:30:28.320
<v Speaker 1>of the fucking streaming ass Why. I don't know if

0:30:28.320 --> 0:30:30.680
<v Speaker 1>any of y'all know where I can watch fucking Dogma

0:30:30.760 --> 0:30:34.719
<v Speaker 1>because Blockbuster no longer exists. I cannot find Dogma anywhere.

0:30:34.720 --> 0:30:37.120
<v Speaker 1>It's just not even on YouTube. The old movies got

0:30:37.160 --> 0:30:39.720
<v Speaker 1>some cachet that the new ship. Don't the acting be bad?

0:30:39.760 --> 0:30:41.680
<v Speaker 1>Because Wicked was good. Did you see Wicked?

0:30:41.920 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh I'm not a musical girl.

0:30:43.920 --> 0:30:44.360
<v Speaker 1>It was good.

0:30:44.360 --> 0:30:46.120
<v Speaker 3>Plus they're too like cracked out right now.

0:30:46.800 --> 0:30:50.520
<v Speaker 1>No, she's back normal. She's wearing drawstring ponytails again. Arianna's

0:30:50.560 --> 0:30:53.000
<v Speaker 1>back to being Ariana, like, let me no longer Glinda,

0:30:53.240 --> 0:30:53.880
<v Speaker 1>the good witch.

0:30:54.240 --> 0:30:59.160
<v Speaker 3>I don't do well with like the sick light by choice?

0:30:59.680 --> 0:31:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa? What problematic?

0:31:03.440 --> 0:31:05.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm dead ash No, Like, it's not like you think, wait,

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:08.760
<v Speaker 2>you think they look sick, and I think they look sick,

0:31:10.240 --> 0:31:12.120
<v Speaker 2>both of them. I don't even at this point, I

0:31:12.120 --> 0:31:15.040
<v Speaker 2>don't think the other ladies are just like no food

0:31:15.360 --> 0:31:16.760
<v Speaker 2>because at least on some of the g O P

0:31:16.840 --> 0:31:21.760
<v Speaker 2>one eat, These hoes look crazy dog And then maybe

0:31:21.880 --> 0:31:24.120
<v Speaker 2>maybe I think they're I think Arion.

0:31:23.960 --> 0:31:25.720
<v Speaker 1>It just like they need help the walk. I think

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:28.920
<v Speaker 1>she's eating again, because she looked a little fuller at

0:31:28.920 --> 0:31:29.880
<v Speaker 1>the Grammy.

0:31:30.000 --> 0:31:32.760
<v Speaker 3>Have you seen like this skits on how they act together?

0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. They're faked lesbian relationship.

0:31:37.080 --> 0:31:39.920
<v Speaker 1>First off, old Girl is real rude to lean away

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:43.040
<v Speaker 1>because you can't be having this much of it reminds

0:31:43.040 --> 0:31:46.120
<v Speaker 1>me of uh, you know, Kerrie Washington and the President.

0:31:46.360 --> 0:31:50.000
<v Speaker 1>They both actually have uh spouses, but they be real

0:31:50.080 --> 0:31:53.120
<v Speaker 1>close in them interviews. It reminded me of that, like,

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.480
<v Speaker 1>this is a coworking relationship that is kind of disrespectful

0:31:56.520 --> 0:31:57.280
<v Speaker 1>to the marriage.

0:31:57.400 --> 0:31:58.680
<v Speaker 3>They're disgusting.

0:31:59.040 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 1>Bro, do you think that they'd be fixing each other's

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:03.040
<v Speaker 1>necklaces when it don't need no fix and they just

0:32:03.080 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 1>want to touch each other.

0:32:03.960 --> 0:32:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Just And then the way they get when it's like

0:32:06.600 --> 0:32:12.920
<v Speaker 2>you just love each other sady, not like I support.

0:32:11.080 --> 0:32:13.640
<v Speaker 1>It freaks me out. It's like sometimes when people talk

0:32:13.640 --> 0:32:15.560
<v Speaker 1>about Illuminati shit, I'll be like, oh, this is it,

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:17.479
<v Speaker 1>this is we're watching that. You think that's what it is.

0:32:17.640 --> 0:32:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I thought, I think they're both just no diversion. No,

0:32:20.160 --> 0:32:23.160
<v Speaker 1>and then I thought not not it. And also at

0:32:23.160 --> 0:32:24.320
<v Speaker 1>first they thought, oh, maybe.

0:32:24.200 --> 0:32:25.520
<v Speaker 2>They are gay, but I was like no, because you

0:32:25.520 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do this much to hide like you would hide

0:32:27.600 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 2>it more.

0:32:28.160 --> 0:32:29.760
<v Speaker 3>And then I thought it was drill and I was like,

0:32:29.800 --> 0:32:30.920
<v Speaker 3>one of them really is gay.

0:32:32.240 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 1>And we know Arianna just steals everyone's boyfriends, so maybe

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 1>she just likes to do that, but maybe she is

0:32:37.280 --> 0:32:37.680
<v Speaker 1>gay too.

0:32:37.720 --> 0:32:39.280
<v Speaker 2>And you know what too, when you got a bitch

0:32:39.440 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 2>that's pursuing you and you straight and still be like flattering.

0:32:43.720 --> 0:32:45.160
<v Speaker 3>The rebro's gay.

0:32:45.280 --> 0:32:49.160
<v Speaker 1>She she's with Lena Wath, that's her partner. That's why

0:32:49.240 --> 0:32:51.200
<v Speaker 1>Lena Wathe was at that thing, bro, That's why she'd

0:32:51.200 --> 0:32:54.720
<v Speaker 1>be pulling up like Arianna step the fut bet. Yeah,

0:32:54.800 --> 0:32:58.280
<v Speaker 1>they go together. Maybe they're fucking Ariana. No, no, no,

0:32:58.320 --> 0:33:00.040
<v Speaker 1>It looked like Lena be like, hey, bro, you do

0:33:00.200 --> 0:33:02.880
<v Speaker 1>too much. She talked just like the a brou you

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 1>do it too much because the ain't leaning from Chicago.

0:33:06.240 --> 0:33:07.280
<v Speaker 1>She ain't having that ship.

0:33:07.880 --> 0:33:13.160
<v Speaker 3>Hey bro bet, it's just her show the shot, the shot.

0:33:13.360 --> 0:33:16.240
<v Speaker 1>That's probably why I think she prost we're leaning away

0:33:16.240 --> 0:33:23.600
<v Speaker 1>from But I remember lean wait let me see, Oh wait, bitch,

0:33:23.680 --> 0:33:27.240
<v Speaker 1>they're not together. I'm lying. Oh no, she was previously married,

0:33:27.400 --> 0:33:30.680
<v Speaker 1>but now she with oh girl, Cynthia Rivo.

0:33:31.480 --> 0:33:33.120
<v Speaker 3>Well she that Cynthia Rivo.

0:33:33.480 --> 0:33:35.800
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they're together now, but she was married

0:33:36.400 --> 0:33:37.960
<v Speaker 1>previously to another woman.

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:40.560
<v Speaker 2>I will say I went to this random party in

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:42.640
<v Speaker 2>La that Cynthia Rivo started singing.

0:33:42.360 --> 0:33:46.320
<v Speaker 1>At look, and I felt, okay, they together, they did

0:33:46.360 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 1>look good together. I'm still people people ship by and

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.719
<v Speaker 1>mind you, I didn't know people could hear me, and

0:33:53.840 --> 0:33:55.960
<v Speaker 1>I said right when she was done, because I didn't know.

0:33:55.960 --> 0:33:57.840
<v Speaker 1>It was like you know when people slowly sing and

0:33:57.840 --> 0:34:00.560
<v Speaker 1>they wait for the clothes out right in that quiet moment,

0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:02.760
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, that's hard from wiki.

0:34:03.640 --> 0:34:04.240
<v Speaker 1>No you didn't.

0:34:04.400 --> 0:34:06.400
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I didn't, and I only knew because she was

0:34:06.440 --> 0:34:07.840
<v Speaker 3>bald by the way.

0:34:08.040 --> 0:34:11.279
<v Speaker 1>We did good. She from Chicago. Oh you do good?

0:34:12.160 --> 0:34:17.439
<v Speaker 2>Okay, But following the hordor of Little Tip, I want

0:34:17.440 --> 0:34:20.640
<v Speaker 2>to talk a little bit about solo Valentine's Day shit

0:34:21.480 --> 0:34:27.279
<v Speaker 2>all Star weekend because I despise Gallentine's Day.

0:34:27.880 --> 0:34:30.759
<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy about you saying it? If y'all

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 1>go down to the back in the day, we encouraged Gallentine.

0:34:35.360 --> 0:34:37.359
<v Speaker 2>I know we did, and I want to I want

0:34:37.400 --> 0:34:39.960
<v Speaker 2>to retract all of my comments. Why here and now

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:41.600
<v Speaker 2>make the clip ride me.

0:34:41.719 --> 0:34:45.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a fuck Galentine's Day here we go

0:34:45.360 --> 0:34:50.160
<v Speaker 1>on Valentine's Day is just an excuse to feel worse. Ooh,

0:34:50.200 --> 0:34:54.120
<v Speaker 1>it is if you're doing Gallentine's Day because being alone

0:34:54.640 --> 0:34:57.600
<v Speaker 1>is something you can't handle. It almost makes it worse

0:34:58.040 --> 0:34:59.719
<v Speaker 1>if you don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day and

0:34:59.719 --> 0:35:01.759
<v Speaker 1>you're say you're like whatever, I'm like doing my thing.

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:06.560
<v Speaker 3>I don't care. I'm home alone, chilling cool Galentine's Day.

0:35:07.040 --> 0:35:12.000
<v Speaker 2>On Valentine's Day knife, So the thirteenth is fine, It's

0:35:12.040 --> 0:35:15.000
<v Speaker 2>a Friday this year, so no, because bitch is gonna

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:18.560
<v Speaker 2>be out fulfilling their Valentine's dy shit. Okay, my nigga,

0:35:18.920 --> 0:35:21.120
<v Speaker 2>I've done like three I didn't want with injector Zoe.

0:35:21.480 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no, you've you You've been Galentine Queen, Which

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 1>is why you see what happens when bitches getting relationships.

0:35:26.719 --> 0:35:29.799
<v Speaker 1>Y'all want to act like you don't remember what it

0:35:29.840 --> 0:35:32.600
<v Speaker 1>was like I did. The bitch was lonely, so let

0:35:32.600 --> 0:35:36.680
<v Speaker 1>the little lonely bitches. That's crazy. No, no, no, no,

0:35:36.719 --> 0:35:39.600
<v Speaker 1>this isn't me being in a relationship saying Valentine's I'm

0:35:39.640 --> 0:35:42.359
<v Speaker 1>just realizing now, like there were so many moments when

0:35:42.360 --> 0:35:43.280
<v Speaker 1>I head out with my homewirrel.

0:35:43.280 --> 0:35:45.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, this is so awkward

0:35:45.040 --> 0:35:48.120
<v Speaker 2>because I'm pulling up. Everybody's in a couple. You're getting

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:51.000
<v Speaker 2>to the table. There's hearts all over the shit. Everything

0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:53.640
<v Speaker 2>is Valentine's Day theme. Now we got to pretend to

0:35:53.640 --> 0:35:54.000
<v Speaker 2>be gay.

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:56.520
<v Speaker 1>You know what's crazy about that? The only thing I

0:35:56.560 --> 0:35:59.799
<v Speaker 1>hate more than anything about Valentine's Day weekend is that

0:35:59.840 --> 0:36:08.320
<v Speaker 1>the motherfucking restaurants do pre fixed menu. Is the ghetto restaurantsiers, restauranteurs,

0:36:08.320 --> 0:36:11.759
<v Speaker 1>whatever it's called. Owners, stop doing that ship because the

0:36:11.800 --> 0:36:14.640
<v Speaker 1>people that ain't with the couple. Shit, I want to

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:15.600
<v Speaker 1>order what I want to order.

0:36:15.719 --> 0:36:17.920
<v Speaker 2>But now when I say Galentine's Day is because I

0:36:17.920 --> 0:36:20.360
<v Speaker 2>think of the dinner, So I think they're.

0:36:20.160 --> 0:36:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Not talking about a party. No, Like what about the

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:24.400
<v Speaker 1>little gathering at the house with the charcoci board. Oh

0:36:24.400 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 1>that's different, Okay, Gallentine's Day, like if if we're home

0:36:29.239 --> 0:36:31.160
<v Speaker 1>and we're vibing, or we head out and like are dancing.

0:36:31.200 --> 0:36:34.680
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know girls was doing Gallantine's dinners together in

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:38.359
<v Speaker 1>my tripping, Yomi, do they do that? I've only seen

0:36:38.360 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 1>it at the house. I think gall I don't leave

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:46.959
<v Speaker 1>anybody to the dinners because you that's rich ship. Because girl,

0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:49.080
<v Speaker 1>my friends want two hundred dollar fish. If we're not

0:36:49.320 --> 0:36:54.120
<v Speaker 1>hunching after I don't know they bro Katana, they'd be

0:36:54.160 --> 0:36:55.120
<v Speaker 1>wanting that whole bro.

0:36:55.120 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 2>My last Galentine's Day dinner, let me explain to you

0:36:57.320 --> 0:37:00.480
<v Speaker 2>what we did, and this is why I'm rejecting it.

0:37:01.320 --> 0:37:02.080
<v Speaker 1>Twenty two.

0:37:02.560 --> 0:37:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, I went out with five girls.

0:37:05.719 --> 0:37:07.600
<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh, we didn't all really know each other, but

0:37:07.640 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 2>one girl organized it. She was We went to Tower something,

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:12.920
<v Speaker 2>but it was single bases, right, and I was like.

0:37:12.840 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, she gonna be fine. You just sat there and

0:37:15.960 --> 0:37:18.759
<v Speaker 1>talked about how lonely everyone was, and everybody talked about

0:37:18.800 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>how they've been wronged, and everybody starts pretending about how

0:37:22.040 --> 0:37:24.000
<v Speaker 1>much better they're doing, but we're all kind of crying

0:37:24.000 --> 0:37:26.400
<v Speaker 1>because everybody has a horror story. And I'm like, I

0:37:26.520 --> 0:37:30.120
<v Speaker 1>literally could have been in my bed. It was terrible,

0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:34.960
<v Speaker 1>and I think that's that's terrible. But I think also,

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:40.000
<v Speaker 1>you gotta watch. Here would be my advice on gallantines.

0:37:40.760 --> 0:37:45.160
<v Speaker 1>If you're single, don't surround yourself with male censored women,

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:48.959
<v Speaker 1>because the male censored woman is the person who's going

0:37:49.000 --> 0:37:52.800
<v Speaker 1>to sit there and even if you're not playing centered.

0:37:53.080 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 2>If I'm not, no, but I don't think someone that's

0:37:56.560 --> 0:37:58.840
<v Speaker 2>like gone through a breakup or a feeling sad necessarily

0:37:58.840 --> 0:37:59.960
<v Speaker 2>has to be male centered.

0:38:00.239 --> 0:38:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Well. To me, though, if this, if this holiday is

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:06.279
<v Speaker 1>bringing about all of these just emotions because it's the

0:38:06.360 --> 0:38:11.279
<v Speaker 1>day of love, it's really just capitalist. But if if

0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:14.439
<v Speaker 1>you're feeling this way to where you're venting about how

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:17.120
<v Speaker 1>wrong you've been by men, to me, it's a little

0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:20.160
<v Speaker 1>male censored. Like the ideology around it feels many times

0:38:20.200 --> 0:38:21.040
<v Speaker 1>like a venting session.

0:38:21.480 --> 0:38:23.920
<v Speaker 2>And that's like what gets difficult about it, because it's like,

0:38:23.960 --> 0:38:26.040
<v Speaker 2>all right, now we're in this safe space with each other,

0:38:26.360 --> 0:38:27.960
<v Speaker 2>but we're using it to And I just wasn't on

0:38:28.000 --> 0:38:29.600
<v Speaker 2>it in twenty twenty two because I was.

0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 3>Really fucking niggas and enjoying fucking niggas.

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:34.279
<v Speaker 1>That's what. So what you should have done is after

0:38:34.280 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>the Galentine you should have took them to the sex cler.

0:38:36.080 --> 0:38:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I had to go out. I'm my own. The sex

0:38:38.000 --> 0:38:41.279
<v Speaker 1>club is couple's night on Valentine's Wait what yeah? When

0:38:41.880 --> 0:38:43.680
<v Speaker 1>they always take a single bitch, how do you think

0:38:43.680 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 1>people have three sols take a single bitch? But now

0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:49.160
<v Speaker 1>I gotta be available for the couple. Yeah, no, a

0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:52.320
<v Speaker 1>unicorn Like there's never to me being a unicorn on

0:38:52.400 --> 0:38:56.120
<v Speaker 1>Valenceine's They Oh, I'm not gonna hold you now that

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:57.640
<v Speaker 1>I just fire. I just thought about it. I just

0:38:57.640 --> 0:38:59.319
<v Speaker 1>thought about it. I just thought about it. Sancy. We're

0:38:59.320 --> 0:39:02.600
<v Speaker 1>still giving bat it vice. First off, I said it

0:39:02.640 --> 0:39:05.200
<v Speaker 1>a couple of episodes ago. Fuck advice. Y'all gonna do

0:39:05.200 --> 0:39:06.719
<v Speaker 1>what y'all wanna do. Y'all are gonna be lowly, y'all

0:39:06.760 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna be happy, y'all gonna be a situation ships. Y'all

0:39:08.440 --> 0:39:10.520
<v Speaker 1>gonna fuck Mary Me, y'all gonna fuck niggas that need visus.

0:39:10.600 --> 0:39:12.600
<v Speaker 1>Y'all gonna do what y'all want to doggas that need

0:39:13.239 --> 0:39:15.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm just because the new ninety fiance Honey is the

0:39:15.400 --> 0:39:18.759
<v Speaker 1>best all time. See. I mean, the girls are gonna

0:39:18.760 --> 0:39:21.759
<v Speaker 1>do what they want to do. They are, they are.

0:39:21.960 --> 0:39:24.320
<v Speaker 1>But I think protecting yourself first.

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 2>If you know you're in a vulnerable spot, don't ruin

0:39:27.320 --> 0:39:29.719
<v Speaker 2>the galistine Ya'll do it well.

0:39:29.719 --> 0:39:33.000
<v Speaker 1>They all wantle bit. They all single By ruining it,

0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:34.919
<v Speaker 1>I mean like dumping when we're having a good time.

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:37.360
<v Speaker 1>So here's my question to you, and then what do

0:39:37.440 --> 0:39:39.000
<v Speaker 1>you want you looking at the ax and seeing what

0:39:39.080 --> 0:39:43.359
<v Speaker 1>he doing for the new big My question for you, huh,

0:39:43.480 --> 0:39:46.920
<v Speaker 1>you in your thirties and you fucking on a you niggas,

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:49.560
<v Speaker 1>but you don't want to do the Gallentines? Do you

0:39:49.600 --> 0:39:54.040
<v Speaker 1>ask one of your situationships to do Valentine's with you?

0:39:54.200 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>Is it okay for a woman to yeah, okay, okay, Yeah,

0:39:58.680 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 1>I think it's okay.

0:40:00.160 --> 0:40:04.640
<v Speaker 2>If if see I knew you can handle that, nothing

0:40:04.680 --> 0:40:06.839
<v Speaker 2>may come from it after that's the problem.

0:40:06.960 --> 0:40:09.839
<v Speaker 1>These bitches be dululu. See I went on a first

0:40:09.920 --> 0:40:12.680
<v Speaker 1>day on Valentine's here's the thing. Then here's my advice

0:40:12.680 --> 0:40:16.840
<v Speaker 1>to the men. If your situationship asks what are we

0:40:16.880 --> 0:40:21.600
<v Speaker 1>doing on Valentine's Day, fellas, do something on the thirteenth

0:40:21.680 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 1>or the fifteenth that lets them know just a little

0:40:24.080 --> 0:40:27.120
<v Speaker 1>bit more that they not that don't do? We judge

0:40:27.200 --> 0:40:30.040
<v Speaker 1>right now? Okay, let's do it. Listen, and we judge

0:40:30.640 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 1>by the way we are judging the hell out of

0:40:32.520 --> 0:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>everyone in twenty twenty six. Uh uh, I hope we

0:40:36.280 --> 0:40:38.280
<v Speaker 1>don't have to cut it out. No, we're not, because

0:40:38.280 --> 0:40:40.919
<v Speaker 1>we need to make time for black effect. You guys

0:40:40.960 --> 0:40:42.319
<v Speaker 1>are getting an hour up, tell.

0:40:42.239 --> 0:40:44.200
<v Speaker 2>The story where your niggas said his mama was gonna

0:40:44.239 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 2>die around Valentine's Day. What Oh, by the way, my

0:40:49.320 --> 0:40:55.960
<v Speaker 2>homegirl saw the clip which one of the ex boyfriend

0:40:56.320 --> 0:41:00.759
<v Speaker 2>who got engaged in Bali but was she I'm like, damn, bitch,

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:03.400
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know you was gonna say New York Balley

0:41:03.440 --> 0:41:03.799
<v Speaker 2>a Linda.

0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:05.839
<v Speaker 1>She said, but you named everything and I said, well

0:41:05.840 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 1>those are major cities. I didn't. I literally said. She

0:41:10.080 --> 0:41:11.400
<v Speaker 1>was like, you gave a lot of details.

0:41:13.120 --> 0:41:16.400
<v Speaker 2>This I'm telling you like I've been trying to be

0:41:16.440 --> 0:41:17.680
<v Speaker 2>good with my details.

0:41:23.160 --> 0:41:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Here's my other we.

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:27.960
<v Speaker 3>Listening to we judge, oh goady for this ship. This

0:41:28.000 --> 0:41:29.319
<v Speaker 3>one to me is.

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Dope because someone fucked up. But then I think someone

0:41:33.239 --> 0:41:36.719
<v Speaker 2>fucked up worse on top. Boom, here we go, all right.

0:41:36.800 --> 0:41:37.480
<v Speaker 1>Third time.

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:43.320
<v Speaker 2>Homegirl is on a couple trip okay with her man,

0:41:43.640 --> 0:41:46.880
<v Speaker 2>her homegirl and the homegirls man. Yep they how we

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:48.600
<v Speaker 2>are at a full moon party on a beach or

0:41:48.600 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 2>something okay, and Thailand.

0:41:52.080 --> 0:41:52.920
<v Speaker 3>Does it everywhere doing?

0:41:53.640 --> 0:41:58.080
<v Speaker 1>Is it full moon party? Just cast some morning? Oh am?

0:41:58.120 --> 0:42:00.440
<v Speaker 1>I had of details? My bad, my bad, my man. Anyway,

0:42:01.360 --> 0:42:04.480
<v Speaker 1>So basically what happens is they're all making jokes about

0:42:04.480 --> 0:42:07.640
<v Speaker 1>how people are doing weird ritualistic shit on the full moon.

0:42:08.200 --> 0:42:10.000
<v Speaker 1>Their homegirl said, but you remember what we were doing

0:42:10.160 --> 0:42:13.120
<v Speaker 1>years ago, that's how you got your nigga wait in

0:42:13.160 --> 0:42:14.359
<v Speaker 1>front of in front of him.

0:42:14.680 --> 0:42:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:42:16.480 --> 0:42:18.760
<v Speaker 1>Not. The homegirls felt that they did sex magic.

0:42:19.040 --> 0:42:24.440
<v Speaker 2>So basically they all start laughing right and no one,

0:42:24.600 --> 0:42:27.000
<v Speaker 2>she thinks, takes it serious. They get back to the

0:42:27.040 --> 0:42:30.600
<v Speaker 2>room next day, He's like, what ritual did y'all do

0:42:31.160 --> 0:42:34.120
<v Speaker 2>on the full moon? She was like, well, we were

0:42:34.160 --> 0:42:36.880
<v Speaker 2>like trying to bring in an energy for love. And

0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:39.719
<v Speaker 2>he's like like we're affirmations and shit, Like what did

0:42:39.760 --> 0:42:41.440
<v Speaker 2>you do? And I want you to tell me the truth.

0:42:41.840 --> 0:42:44.839
<v Speaker 2>She's like, oh, we did candle stuff. He's like when

0:42:44.960 --> 0:42:47.920
<v Speaker 2>was that and she tells him the time and day. No,

0:42:48.000 --> 0:42:49.840
<v Speaker 2>the homegirl didn't say that's how you got him. She

0:42:49.880 --> 0:42:52.040
<v Speaker 2>said that's how you locked him down. She was already

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:54.319
<v Speaker 2>dating him when she did the candlework.

0:42:56.040 --> 0:42:59.319
<v Speaker 1>This nigga says, oh, I'd break up with her right

0:42:59.320 --> 0:42:59.839
<v Speaker 1>then and there.

0:43:00.160 --> 0:43:03.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, this is what he says to her. I

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:06.160
<v Speaker 2>can't believe you did that. I always knew something was

0:43:06.200 --> 0:43:07.880
<v Speaker 2>off because you were never my type.

0:43:10.320 --> 0:43:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Bitch. That might be worse than tacking bitch. Bro. These

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:17.239
<v Speaker 1>niggas just be saying anything that's way worse than me

0:43:17.360 --> 0:43:19.959
<v Speaker 1>doing all a candle magic that ever really was real?

0:43:20.080 --> 0:43:22.000
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, no no, now you say it, it's

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:23.600
<v Speaker 1>not real. I ain't gonna hold you. If a nigga

0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:25.960
<v Speaker 1>tell me he did some motherfucking magic and that's how

0:43:25.960 --> 0:43:29.320
<v Speaker 1>we together. Oh, no, you got to go. I would

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.120
<v Speaker 1>not be with a man who did, oh did some

0:43:32.520 --> 0:43:35.040
<v Speaker 1>ritualistic lot? Does a feather thick lot? Does the feather

0:43:35.160 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 1>stip in the door type? Sh I'm not gonna hold you.

0:43:38.160 --> 0:43:39.799
<v Speaker 2>I didn't ask her in full detail, but she did

0:43:39.800 --> 0:43:42.360
<v Speaker 2>you He said that to her, He said, that's her mind.

0:43:42.400 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 1>You so wait in front of people.

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:47.360
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, that would have been worse when she

0:43:47.480 --> 0:43:50.399
<v Speaker 2>said that. So basically she ended the trip early. They're

0:43:50.440 --> 0:43:52.480
<v Speaker 2>still dating now. I guess like they're trying to like

0:43:52.520 --> 0:43:55.120
<v Speaker 2>refigure it out that whole she better go light some

0:43:55.160 --> 0:43:58.040
<v Speaker 2>candles that whole flew to another little Asian country and

0:43:58.040 --> 0:44:00.160
<v Speaker 2>said I'm out, I'm about to do my own thing.

0:44:00.360 --> 0:44:02.160
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yo, she was on her close

0:44:02.200 --> 0:44:04.239
<v Speaker 2>friends talking shit. I was like, damn bitch, what the

0:44:04.239 --> 0:44:04.840
<v Speaker 2>fuck happened?

0:44:04.880 --> 0:44:07.640
<v Speaker 1>Like? Why did you? Where is he? I'm not gonna lie.

0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:09.400
<v Speaker 1>You know it's bad, and I feel like there's more

0:44:09.440 --> 0:44:11.160
<v Speaker 1>to this story. You don't leave you on n again

0:44:11.239 --> 0:44:13.919
<v Speaker 1>Asia to go to another Asian country off of yeah,

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:15.800
<v Speaker 1>you wasn't my type. I knew something was up. I

0:44:15.800 --> 0:44:18.279
<v Speaker 1>think he said more. I'm not gonna lie that conversation.

0:44:18.719 --> 0:44:21.280
<v Speaker 1>He said some shit that did you know? I always

0:44:21.280 --> 0:44:25.319
<v Speaker 1>thought you was bad? He said something something because I

0:44:25.320 --> 0:44:27.480
<v Speaker 1>ain't gonna hold you. I might have just broke up

0:44:27.520 --> 0:44:29.000
<v Speaker 1>with you when we left to be Let me ask

0:44:29.040 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>you if a man, if you found out like a

0:44:32.600 --> 0:44:42.520
<v Speaker 1>man did magic on you, how would that make you feel? Okay?

0:44:42.880 --> 0:44:45.480
<v Speaker 3>For context, they've been together a really long time.

0:44:45.640 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 1>What's a really long time?

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:49.280
<v Speaker 3>More than four years? I think almost five?

0:44:49.719 --> 0:44:52.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe it is she did this magic? How far

0:44:52.880 --> 0:44:53.200
<v Speaker 1>into them?

0:44:53.480 --> 0:44:54.319
<v Speaker 3>I haven't known her that long?

0:44:54.640 --> 0:44:57.239
<v Speaker 1>But like when was the time that they were already dating?

0:44:57.239 --> 0:44:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Apparently it's how right after? Like he said he wanted

0:44:59.960 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 1>to to make Curry's girlfriend. But here's the thing, I

0:45:03.680 --> 0:45:06.600
<v Speaker 1>don't really know, Like they're like using my hair and shit,

0:45:06.719 --> 0:45:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Like I feel I'm saying, what if she grabbed his

0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 1>toothbrush and like put a little yarn around it. Put

0:45:11.960 --> 0:45:14.799
<v Speaker 1>that shit in the freezer, put some blood in his spaghetti. Bro, Like,

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:15.359
<v Speaker 1>hold you.

0:45:15.560 --> 0:45:17.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm dating a Nigerian man. Before that, I was dating

0:45:17.760 --> 0:45:18.480
<v Speaker 2>a Haitian nigga.

0:45:18.760 --> 0:45:22.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what I leave. That's why I date

0:45:22.360 --> 0:45:27.239
<v Speaker 1>African Americans. I don't I go hold you. They don't

0:45:27.280 --> 0:45:32.759
<v Speaker 1>do the little wishy stuff. They just want they fried chicken. Okay,

0:45:33.280 --> 0:45:35.520
<v Speaker 1>I say that to same, right, there's a little bit

0:45:35.560 --> 0:45:37.000
<v Speaker 1>of context. I think.

0:45:37.040 --> 0:45:41.240
<v Speaker 2>Once you use the person's this is my feeling on it. Okay,

0:45:41.520 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 2>once you're using something that comes from my body, I

0:45:45.080 --> 0:45:48.680
<v Speaker 2>feel like, now you're violated me. However, if you wrote

0:45:48.680 --> 0:45:50.360
<v Speaker 2>my name on a paper into little candle.

0:45:50.640 --> 0:45:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm fine with that. I told you I felt a

0:45:52.320 --> 0:45:55.400
<v Speaker 1>little way that I felt like I was tricked into

0:45:55.440 --> 0:45:59.360
<v Speaker 1>like one of my past sugar daddies. Like basically he

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.120
<v Speaker 1>was he was a fan. I know that. How did

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:04.520
<v Speaker 1>that happen? Right? So he was a fan of mine

0:46:04.560 --> 0:46:07.200
<v Speaker 1>and I didn't know this, But this is when I

0:46:07.200 --> 0:46:09.719
<v Speaker 1>worked at Applebee's, the nigga who ended up putting me

0:46:09.760 --> 0:46:12.759
<v Speaker 1>on payroll when I was in college. Yes, Bro, I

0:46:12.840 --> 0:46:15.360
<v Speaker 1>found out a year and a half, almost two years

0:46:15.400 --> 0:46:19.279
<v Speaker 1>into that, he knew where I worked. He knew so

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:24.960
<v Speaker 1>basically he Twitter. First off, I've been on these internet streets,

0:46:25.200 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 1>but he knew me from Twitter, so he knew where

0:46:27.800 --> 0:46:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I worked at because bitch I was a bartender, so

0:46:30.160 --> 0:46:32.799
<v Speaker 1>I used to bite, I'm gonna tip me. He knew

0:46:32.800 --> 0:46:35.319
<v Speaker 1>I was from Orlando, so even he made sure to

0:46:35.400 --> 0:46:38.040
<v Speaker 1>come to my bar when the Orlando Magic was playing

0:46:38.320 --> 0:46:40.680
<v Speaker 1>and talk to me about the Magic. He tipped me

0:46:40.920 --> 0:46:43.400
<v Speaker 1>His bill was forty dollars. He tipped me forty dollars.

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:45.960
<v Speaker 1>He just knew how to and then was like, hey,

0:46:46.000 --> 0:46:47.760
<v Speaker 1>so let me take started taking me and my friends

0:46:47.760 --> 0:46:50.120
<v Speaker 1>out all that bro. It was you bro told me

0:46:50.160 --> 0:46:53.080
<v Speaker 1>two years later. Yeah, Like I pulled up and knew

0:46:53.080 --> 0:46:55.000
<v Speaker 1>exactly what to say and all these things, and a

0:46:55.000 --> 0:46:57.439
<v Speaker 1>part of me was like, oh, what a fake Phil bumboozled.

0:46:58.200 --> 0:47:00.200
<v Speaker 1>But bitch I needed to stay on the payroll, so

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:02.399
<v Speaker 1>I couldn't take it too personally because by that time

0:47:02.480 --> 0:47:05.120
<v Speaker 1>we actually had made a friendship. But I felt like

0:47:05.360 --> 0:47:09.879
<v Speaker 1>I was so crazy. I felt like you dead ass

0:47:10.040 --> 0:47:12.080
<v Speaker 1>mine you. He told me a little cigar bar, and

0:47:12.160 --> 0:47:15.759
<v Speaker 1>I really felt like I was tricked into giving you

0:47:15.800 --> 0:47:19.000
<v Speaker 1>some coaching. Nigga, you were I was. I thought this

0:47:19.160 --> 0:47:22.920
<v Speaker 1>was a natural, organic relationship. No, nigga, you came and

0:47:22.960 --> 0:47:27.319
<v Speaker 1>found me and knew things about me. That's like what?

0:47:27.560 --> 0:47:29.640
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know I must have told this story on Horrible.

0:47:29.640 --> 0:47:31.080
<v Speaker 2>This is one of my favorite stories of all the time.

0:47:31.200 --> 0:47:33.120
<v Speaker 2>But I'll tell it real quick. I'm pretty sure you

0:47:33.120 --> 0:47:36.560
<v Speaker 2>heard it. My lash lady earned my eyebrow. Lady that

0:47:36.600 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 2>does the eyebrow tint and shit told me one of

0:47:39.600 --> 0:47:41.200
<v Speaker 2>the I was like, I always asked this, and if

0:47:41.320 --> 0:47:43.560
<v Speaker 2>y'all want some good tea, asked an Uber driver, a

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:45.240
<v Speaker 2>nail person or the girder.

0:47:44.880 --> 0:47:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Hara of my Uber driver today, I hoped, and he

0:47:46.719 --> 0:47:52.600
<v Speaker 1>was listening to Kevin Samuels. Okay, I'm girl rest in hell. Well,

0:47:53.200 --> 0:47:54.040
<v Speaker 1>I will tell you.

0:47:54.960 --> 0:47:57.760
<v Speaker 2>I always asked somebody, what's the crazies stuff that ever happened?

0:47:58.040 --> 0:47:59.840
<v Speaker 1>Crazy? What's the crazy story? Okay, this is my home.

0:48:00.000 --> 0:48:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I told me. Her name is Katrina the bitch. Ooh.

0:48:02.760 --> 0:48:04.719
<v Speaker 2>She was like, okay, so I had a woman that

0:48:04.760 --> 0:48:08.520
<v Speaker 2>worked for American Express. Okay, I never told you this, No,

0:48:09.239 --> 0:48:11.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember an American Express story.

0:48:11.360 --> 0:48:13.319
<v Speaker 3>The woman works for American this is tea.

0:48:13.760 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:48:14.640 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 2>The woman worked for American Express. She told my eyebrow lady,

0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:23.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to get a man through the American Express records.

0:48:24.360 --> 0:48:28.560
<v Speaker 2>So this woman was Indian. She looked up common Indian

0:48:28.640 --> 0:48:30.680
<v Speaker 2>last names. Let's just say one of them was Patel.

0:48:31.239 --> 0:48:34.239
<v Speaker 1>She looked at that. You did that really good. I

0:48:34.280 --> 0:48:35.839
<v Speaker 1>don't think I would have thought of an Indian name

0:48:35.880 --> 0:48:39.600
<v Speaker 1>that quick. But you're real racists. I don't know. Oh, okay,

0:48:39.680 --> 0:48:43.759
<v Speaker 1>Roger Goldenberg, I don't know. Okay, valid, okay, valid. So

0:48:44.280 --> 0:48:47.000
<v Speaker 1>she looked up let's just say Patel. Whatever. Right. She

0:48:47.080 --> 0:48:51.960
<v Speaker 1>goes through the top spenders from there, types in their

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:54.520
<v Speaker 1>names to see if they're married, et cetera. And a

0:48:54.520 --> 0:48:57.359
<v Speaker 1>lot of the top spenders have their travel book through

0:48:57.360 --> 0:49:03.200
<v Speaker 1>American Express, so she knows exactly where they're staying. She said,

0:49:03.440 --> 0:49:06.520
<v Speaker 1>on her sixth try, just the sixth nigga. I don't

0:49:06.520 --> 0:49:08.840
<v Speaker 1>know how many she got. She pulls up to the

0:49:08.920 --> 0:49:11.200
<v Speaker 1>Langham in New York, which is a very expensive hotel,

0:49:11.600 --> 0:49:14.920
<v Speaker 1>sits in the lobby, met the nigga right there. She

0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:17.960
<v Speaker 1>no longer gets her brows done with my homegirl because

0:49:18.040 --> 0:49:21.319
<v Speaker 1>she's living between Dubai London and New York. She has

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:23.480
<v Speaker 1>a townhouse in the Upper East Side where sometimes she

0:49:23.520 --> 0:49:26.480
<v Speaker 1>goes to her brows. They have a private plane, two.

0:49:26.360 --> 0:49:30.240
<v Speaker 2>Children, a live in nanny, and an old pair from Dubai.

0:49:30.680 --> 0:49:33.920
<v Speaker 3>Totally set up, and all I could think was, bitch,

0:49:35.080 --> 0:49:36.200
<v Speaker 3>what would she do?

0:49:36.360 --> 0:49:38.799
<v Speaker 1>What would he if he found out that? That's if

0:49:38.840 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 1>she played? I want to ask you though, so even

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:44.720
<v Speaker 1>my story, you would feel away if a man maybe

0:49:44.760 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 1>listened to this pod and intentionally made sure to take

0:49:47.880 --> 0:49:49.680
<v Speaker 1>you to the Yeah.

0:49:49.800 --> 0:49:51.640
<v Speaker 2>I've talked about that before. I had a guy say,

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:53.080
<v Speaker 2>have you ever heard of Lucienne? I was like, oh,

0:49:53.120 --> 0:49:55.800
<v Speaker 2>he listens horrible decisions because all I talk about is

0:49:55.840 --> 0:49:58.719
<v Speaker 2>like how I love that restaurant. Yeah, but I've had

0:49:58.719 --> 0:49:59.400
<v Speaker 2>guys do that to me.

0:49:59.480 --> 0:50:02.680
<v Speaker 3>But this particular you went looking for a rich.

0:50:02.640 --> 0:50:04.880
<v Speaker 1>Nigga she needed well, she don't need her job anymore.

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:07.880
<v Speaker 1>But you could lose your job for that, can't you?

0:50:08.440 --> 0:50:11.640
<v Speaker 1>She works? No, no, not any more. That's my son works.

0:50:11.760 --> 0:50:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering, could you lose your job for that? Now?

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:15.319
<v Speaker 3>Is that a deep cuttergy on? Know where that's from?

0:50:16.120 --> 0:50:19.680
<v Speaker 1>Wait? Did that again? You know what? My son walks?

0:50:20.840 --> 0:50:22.960
<v Speaker 3>Coming to America mcdell's Oh okay.

0:50:23.680 --> 0:50:29.960
<v Speaker 1>But basically big Mama y arm VISI I always do that. Okay,

0:50:30.400 --> 0:50:33.279
<v Speaker 1>this should be a Twitter thread. What what's a Twitter thread?

0:50:33.320 --> 0:50:35.440
<v Speaker 1>He's a good man. So Samanna, I know that I

0:50:35.680 --> 0:50:38.840
<v Speaker 1>was having a hard time. Wait it sakes.

0:50:38.960 --> 0:50:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Do you know I just watched that two days ago

0:50:40.920 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 2>because I'm in my nineties movies back them.

0:50:42.800 --> 0:50:46.600
<v Speaker 1>Bitches in the Arizona. I forgot bro them bitches Zona.

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:49.160
<v Speaker 1>They were fucking anything. I don't know why.

0:50:49.360 --> 0:50:51.800
<v Speaker 2>In my head they were in LA because West Coast.

0:50:52.040 --> 0:50:54.000
<v Speaker 2>And I started watching it, don't like, did you see

0:50:54.000 --> 0:50:54.640
<v Speaker 2>the desert?

0:50:55.640 --> 0:50:59.319
<v Speaker 1>The desert was there. It's been so long, and I

0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:02.279
<v Speaker 1>was like, hemn, I'm not gonna lie rewatching it back.

0:51:02.520 --> 0:51:05.640
<v Speaker 1>Even a old girl's character, the one that had to

0:51:05.640 --> 0:51:08.560
<v Speaker 1>play a big woman even looking at she's not Meg

0:51:09.200 --> 0:51:10.319
<v Speaker 1>bro Bro.

0:51:10.600 --> 0:51:13.560
<v Speaker 3>She she kept making the comics Loretta Divine, Yes, Loretta Devine.

0:51:13.560 --> 0:51:15.640
<v Speaker 1>There we Go. That was good. Yeah, no, that was

0:51:15.640 --> 0:51:16.400
<v Speaker 1>a good movie. Okay.

0:51:16.440 --> 0:51:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Anyway, so yeah, when she exposed that whole thing, I

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:22.440
<v Speaker 2>was like, bro, imagine if you just wanted to like

0:51:22.560 --> 0:51:26.640
<v Speaker 2>extort her, like how many people did she tell? And

0:51:26.680 --> 0:51:28.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, because she told her fucking brown lady, and

0:51:28.960 --> 0:51:30.320
<v Speaker 2>she's like, yeah, but she's not telling her homegirl.

0:51:30.320 --> 0:51:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Shes gonna tell her Brown Lady she never sees.

0:51:32.920 --> 0:51:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bitch went through the top spenders, and all I

0:51:35.480 --> 0:51:37.359
<v Speaker 2>could think is like, bro, I know how much love

0:51:37.400 --> 0:51:37.840
<v Speaker 2>I spent on my.

0:51:37.960 --> 0:51:39.560
<v Speaker 1>M I was about to say, bitch, I just got

0:51:39.560 --> 0:51:43.480
<v Speaker 1>my twenty twenty five spin, I ain't like that. You.

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:45.759
<v Speaker 1>Mama's high brone was mine was higher than I thought

0:51:45.800 --> 0:51:46.160
<v Speaker 1>it would be.

0:51:46.239 --> 0:51:49.600
<v Speaker 3>Mama was a salary. No, so I'm not gonna say it.

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:52.839
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I was gonna. I can't even say old

0:51:52.840 --> 0:51:56.560
<v Speaker 1>on Mama me too. Wait the same number not the

0:51:56.600 --> 0:52:02.719
<v Speaker 1>same number? Seven was the last one? Wait? We spent

0:52:02.760 --> 0:52:06.840
<v Speaker 1>the time one one? Anyway, fine, the same work seven

0:52:07.120 --> 0:52:10.359
<v Speaker 1>but a little bit more. No, Yeah, I saw that,

0:52:10.440 --> 0:52:13.040
<v Speaker 1>and I said, now, how the hair bit y'all saw

0:52:13.080 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 1>my amax?

0:52:13.520 --> 0:52:15.760
<v Speaker 3>Spence said, no, wonder they raised the late feet.

0:52:15.760 --> 0:52:17.600
<v Speaker 1>I said, who the hell? No wonder they let me

0:52:17.640 --> 0:52:21.239
<v Speaker 1>go seven thousand above my limit? Oh, and I just

0:52:21.280 --> 0:52:22.280
<v Speaker 1>saw that. I was like, whoa.

0:52:22.320 --> 0:52:25.319
<v Speaker 2>But there's one thing I will say. The perks I've

0:52:25.320 --> 0:52:27.720
<v Speaker 2>had my mama don't pay for flights like.

0:52:27.800 --> 0:52:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm diamond like I reach. I reached Diamond

0:52:31.800 --> 0:52:32.719
<v Speaker 1>last year by May.

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:34.520
<v Speaker 3>That's when I knew it was a problem.

0:52:34.960 --> 0:52:35.640
<v Speaker 1>But no, we were.

0:52:36.080 --> 0:52:38.520
<v Speaker 2>It was only that she said, you could, you could

0:52:38.520 --> 0:52:40.160
<v Speaker 2>tell the story, but don't give any clues to me.

0:52:40.440 --> 0:52:42.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, last we listen to me judge. Are we going

0:52:42.719 --> 0:52:45.560
<v Speaker 1>to judge her way? Are we gonna judge her really bad? No?

0:52:45.680 --> 0:52:49.760
<v Speaker 1>She broke up with them, So then, okay, home.

0:52:49.600 --> 0:52:52.600
<v Speaker 3>World just started dating a soccer player of sas.

0:52:52.840 --> 0:52:58.040
<v Speaker 1>Okay now and she already broke up with them, Yeah, okay.

0:52:58.080 --> 0:52:59.480
<v Speaker 1>That's why I was like, oh bit because because I

0:52:59.520 --> 0:53:02.560
<v Speaker 1>was like, wow, okay, and she told me okay started

0:53:02.600 --> 0:53:06.680
<v Speaker 1>being a soccer player overseas and they just don't have

0:53:06.760 --> 0:53:09.319
<v Speaker 1>a lot of communication. Well, like do they speak the

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:11.320
<v Speaker 1>same language? They do? That's why I barely get to

0:53:11.320 --> 0:53:14.760
<v Speaker 1>see English. She's I was talking to one this summer.

0:53:15.280 --> 0:53:18.919
<v Speaker 1>They fine, yeah, but girl, we on FaceTime and I'm just.

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:21.439
<v Speaker 3>Like, no, he's not playing right now.

0:53:21.920 --> 0:53:23.680
<v Speaker 1>The should we talking to the same name? No no,

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.759
<v Speaker 1>no, no no, no. Coman got injured too.

0:53:27.680 --> 0:53:28.840
<v Speaker 3>Y'all are not talking the same nigger?

0:53:29.680 --> 0:53:36.480
<v Speaker 1>So you know, oh okay, okay, okay, okay, so boom

0:53:36.480 --> 0:53:40.759
<v Speaker 1>talking to talk overseas and they're in the same city

0:53:40.840 --> 0:53:45.400
<v Speaker 1>right now because he's injured. Okay, so she's like, I have.

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:49.040
<v Speaker 1>He hasn't brought up Valentine's Day. I have, He hasn't

0:53:49.040 --> 0:53:50.320
<v Speaker 1>really said much. Okay.

0:53:50.560 --> 0:53:56.360
<v Speaker 2>He hits her up. He's my mom is sick right now. Okay,

0:53:56.520 --> 0:54:01.759
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna need to fly back to go see her. Okay,

0:54:01.800 --> 0:54:06.440
<v Speaker 2>this is last week. Let's just say January thirty. She's like,

0:54:06.520 --> 0:54:08.560
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, I'm so sorry. What's going on? He said,

0:54:08.600 --> 0:54:10.640
<v Speaker 2>she's on life support. She's like what the fuck.

0:54:11.280 --> 0:54:13.120
<v Speaker 1>She's like, holy how long have they been dating? And

0:54:13.120 --> 0:54:15.120
<v Speaker 1>why is she just finding this out? No, no, no,

0:54:15.200 --> 0:54:17.200
<v Speaker 1>she knew his mom was with little sucker, not life

0:54:17.200 --> 0:54:17.759
<v Speaker 1>support sick.

0:54:18.160 --> 0:54:19.000
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I'm so sorry.

0:54:19.040 --> 0:54:20.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna pray for her tonight Da da da da,

0:54:21.160 --> 0:54:22.640
<v Speaker 2>and she goes, when are we going to be able

0:54:22.680 --> 0:54:22.840
<v Speaker 2>to go?

0:54:23.400 --> 0:54:25.359
<v Speaker 3>He says, February twelfth.

0:54:25.080 --> 0:54:29.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna leave. She was like Nigga's January.

0:54:30.200 --> 0:54:34.680
<v Speaker 3>So that said, hold on, bitch, now he planned life support.

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 1>So she can on the phone me, I said, So

0:54:36.960 --> 0:54:41.279
<v Speaker 1>his mom fitted dial Valentine's again. Oh bitch. She's like

0:54:41.360 --> 0:54:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I now, And I was like, oh bitch, how do

0:54:43.719 --> 0:54:46.680
<v Speaker 1>you question that, Like, that's the gag, Like how do

0:54:46.760 --> 0:54:49.640
<v Speaker 1>you question like because you, as a woman, you don't

0:54:49.640 --> 0:54:52.520
<v Speaker 1>want to seem it's sensitive, But how do you just say? So? Yo, mama?

0:54:53.000 --> 0:54:56.040
<v Speaker 1>Gon make it just to Valentine's Day week. She's like, weazy,

0:54:56.160 --> 0:54:59.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to say. I was like, write

0:54:59.160 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 1>him back, Oh wait, I wrote the text for her too.

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:03.440
<v Speaker 1>She was like, I don't want to say. I don't

0:55:03.440 --> 0:55:06.480
<v Speaker 1>want to say. I said, bitch, you know what to say? Bitch?

0:55:07.080 --> 0:55:09.120
<v Speaker 1>What did you what did you so how hard to say?

0:55:09.719 --> 0:55:16.919
<v Speaker 1>I said, uh, hey, baby, I'm really thinking about your mother.

0:55:17.000 --> 0:55:17.960
<v Speaker 1>She's on my mind.

0:55:18.080 --> 0:55:20.600
<v Speaker 2>It's really breaking my heart right now, and I just

0:55:20.680 --> 0:55:21.839
<v Speaker 2>wish you were there with her.

0:55:21.920 --> 0:55:24.640
<v Speaker 3>Now, what is keeping you?

0:55:24.800 --> 0:55:27.359
<v Speaker 1>Good? Girl? That's good. I wouldn't have thought of that.

0:55:27.440 --> 0:55:31.640
<v Speaker 1>What is so? Yeah? All right, well, okay, right? What

0:55:31.719 --> 0:55:34.080
<v Speaker 1>is keeping you here in the States? I know I'm

0:55:34.080 --> 0:55:35.799
<v Speaker 1>not trying to school you or anything. I know you

0:55:35.880 --> 0:55:38.400
<v Speaker 1>know how intense this can be and how serious it is.

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:43.399
<v Speaker 1>But just why the wait? He writes back, Oh wait,

0:55:43.400 --> 0:55:47.080
<v Speaker 1>where's his text? Because she sent this to me? What

0:55:47.160 --> 0:55:52.480
<v Speaker 1>was this response? Team needs me here? I am still

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:57.359
<v Speaker 1>I am still helping the coach with side stuff. It's

0:55:57.400 --> 0:56:00.520
<v Speaker 1>going to be difficult to leave anytime, but that week.

0:56:04.200 --> 0:56:07.920
<v Speaker 3>Hau fuck nigga please anyway.

0:56:08.200 --> 0:56:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Basically, she didn't break up with him accusing him lying

0:56:10.360 --> 0:56:13.560
<v Speaker 2>about his mom, but she just basically said, to your

0:56:13.560 --> 0:56:16.000
<v Speaker 2>communications off ba da da. And I was like, Yo,

0:56:16.239 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 2>the one person chance that bitch is really not you.

0:56:19.640 --> 0:56:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Calling his mama a bitch. I was sorry, not the

0:56:22.280 --> 0:56:24.640
<v Speaker 1>chance that that bitch is all low support? Yo? But

0:56:24.719 --> 0:56:26.799
<v Speaker 1>what if I she on life support? I'm going in

0:56:26.840 --> 0:56:30.680
<v Speaker 1>three weeks huh? And then no, that's that's the thing.

0:56:30.800 --> 0:56:33.359
<v Speaker 3>He said, that's nothing stable right now. I said, bro,

0:56:33.840 --> 0:56:34.319
<v Speaker 3>you have to.

0:56:34.320 --> 0:56:37.800
<v Speaker 1>Break up with because if you but if your mama

0:56:38.000 --> 0:56:39.719
<v Speaker 1>is really all life support, you don't want to be

0:56:39.760 --> 0:56:42.640
<v Speaker 1>there to say your mama all life support. But I'm

0:56:42.640 --> 0:56:44.880
<v Speaker 1>gonna go see her Valentine's Day weekend talking about she's

0:56:44.880 --> 0:56:46.560
<v Speaker 1>stable right now? Mind you.

0:56:46.880 --> 0:56:49.000
<v Speaker 3>I was like, dog, you have god. I was like,

0:56:49.160 --> 0:56:50.840
<v Speaker 3>stand up, bitch, that.

0:56:51.000 --> 0:56:54.960
<v Speaker 1>Nigga told you his mama's basically dying. The weekend, you

0:56:54.960 --> 0:56:56.560
<v Speaker 1>want to get some chocolate sweeth. I don't know he

0:56:56.640 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>going to spend it with He going to spend it

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:01.360
<v Speaker 1>with another woman. That's what's happening.

0:57:01.440 --> 0:57:03.279
<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I requested all the bitches that we think

0:57:03.320 --> 0:57:05.279
<v Speaker 2>he's fucking from the horrible decision based just letting you

0:57:05.320 --> 0:57:07.200
<v Speaker 2>know now bruh.

0:57:07.239 --> 0:57:10.600
<v Speaker 1>What I was like, well, we know I can't do it.

0:57:10.640 --> 0:57:12.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, but this looks like a page. You

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:14.520
<v Speaker 1>know when you know, when y'all bitch needs you to investigate,

0:57:14.719 --> 0:57:17.760
<v Speaker 1>you investigate. I love that you investigate using our business asset.

0:57:17.920 --> 0:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>So I basically was like, you know what, it.

0:57:19.880 --> 0:57:21.880
<v Speaker 2>Would make sense because the podcast it looked like it

0:57:22.000 --> 0:57:24.000
<v Speaker 2>just want to grow and shit, you know what I'm saying.

0:57:24.240 --> 0:57:25.720
<v Speaker 1>I was like, so, let me see how many bitches

0:57:25.720 --> 0:57:29.160
<v Speaker 1>did you follow? It's four. All of them declined their request.

0:57:29.200 --> 0:57:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Two I'm not wait they decline. Wait they were all

0:57:31.680 --> 0:57:34.000
<v Speaker 1>the private All of them are private. The ones that

0:57:34.040 --> 0:57:35.760
<v Speaker 1>were the bitch ones that are public, we didn't need

0:57:35.800 --> 0:57:38.360
<v Speaker 1>to follow. Oh so it declined it and.

0:57:38.320 --> 0:57:40.040
<v Speaker 3>They all live in his hometown over.

0:57:39.960 --> 0:57:43.120
<v Speaker 1>So you lie the fact that your mama followed one

0:57:43.160 --> 0:57:44.919
<v Speaker 1>of it. I'm not gonna lie the fact that your

0:57:45.040 --> 0:57:49.200
<v Speaker 1>girl was dating Nigga and she knew four other potential bitches.

0:57:49.520 --> 0:57:51.440
<v Speaker 1>She been a part of the harem but but she

0:57:51.520 --> 0:57:53.280
<v Speaker 1>been making brand though from the Nigga so she don't

0:57:53.280 --> 0:57:56.000
<v Speaker 1>want to come off. So then why does she care

0:57:56.280 --> 0:57:58.280
<v Speaker 1>whether she spent a holiday with him or not? Because

0:57:58.280 --> 0:58:00.720
<v Speaker 1>I think now she's like, if you gonna be tricked

0:58:00.760 --> 0:58:02.400
<v Speaker 1>on by a nigga, y'all need to stop thinking that

0:58:02.440 --> 0:58:04.800
<v Speaker 1>they gonna love you too. Just take the money. You

0:58:04.880 --> 0:58:06.840
<v Speaker 1>can't have both. The nigga not gonna care about your

0:58:06.880 --> 0:58:09.120
<v Speaker 1>feelings and howadays and be breaking you off. Do you

0:58:09.160 --> 0:58:12.680
<v Speaker 1>want to be a taken care of woman or do

0:58:12.680 --> 0:58:15.560
<v Speaker 1>you want to be what an emotionally intelligent man? Which

0:58:15.560 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 1>one you're not gonna get both? Wait, here's the team

0:58:17.680 --> 0:58:18.680
<v Speaker 1>you're not gonna get both.

0:58:18.760 --> 0:58:20.919
<v Speaker 2>So the two women that we thought, you know, sports

0:58:20.920 --> 0:58:22.240
<v Speaker 2>players don't be following any women.

0:58:23.880 --> 0:58:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, wait some of them do. If they're meaning us,

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:27.880
<v Speaker 1>they're not. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I'm

0:58:27.920 --> 0:58:30.400
<v Speaker 1>not gonna lie the nigga, who girl? He follows zero

0:58:30.560 --> 0:58:34.920
<v Speaker 1>and we here we are he follows zero. See, but

0:58:35.000 --> 0:58:37.080
<v Speaker 1>I also don't know how he found but she got

0:58:37.120 --> 0:58:39.400
<v Speaker 1>like thirty million followers. I don't know how he saw

0:58:39.400 --> 0:58:43.560
<v Speaker 1>my likes. Oh no, it's a notification for blueshet Well no, no, no, no,

0:58:43.640 --> 0:58:45.360
<v Speaker 1>you don't even know how he found he found me

0:58:45.360 --> 0:58:48.320
<v Speaker 1>because one of our horrible decisions clips came across his algorithm.

0:58:48.600 --> 0:58:50.080
<v Speaker 1>Then he went to my page and saw that I

0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.840
<v Speaker 1>followed girl, you ain't even gonna believe. Oh you're dr bad.

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:55.680
<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no, no, my soccer player. Oh no.

0:58:55.840 --> 0:58:59.480
<v Speaker 1>We didn't get nowhere because then I dug deep into

0:59:00.200 --> 0:59:01.760
<v Speaker 1>his life and I was like, oh, I don't know

0:59:01.800 --> 0:59:06.440
<v Speaker 1>about this. I don't know about this. Oh wait, hold on,

0:59:06.480 --> 0:59:11.560
<v Speaker 1>but he spent languages, so one of the best. Because

0:59:11.600 --> 0:59:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, why do you feel it?

0:59:13.040 --> 0:59:17.560
<v Speaker 2>Feel like it's these women, right, She's like, okay, well,

0:59:17.560 --> 0:59:19.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure because his mom follows one.

0:59:20.080 --> 0:59:23.080
<v Speaker 1>But maybe it's his cousin. Bitch. I click on the

0:59:23.080 --> 0:59:23.760
<v Speaker 1>picture of the bitch.

0:59:25.000 --> 0:59:26.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say she was bad.

0:59:26.120 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 1>My homegirls cuter bro niggas have bad cousins. I'm just

0:59:28.760 --> 0:59:31.040
<v Speaker 1>saying this, look the look. Can I just maybe he

0:59:31.160 --> 0:59:35.600
<v Speaker 1>was helping her with the groceries. But you know what

0:59:35.600 --> 0:59:40.479
<v Speaker 1>they say, grotri, this is giving me anxiety. I can't

0:59:40.480 --> 0:59:44.080
<v Speaker 1>sleep at night, bitch, I'm pissed. Valentine's Day is fucking crazy.

0:59:44.080 --> 0:59:45.560
<v Speaker 2>And the man was like, I'm gonna propose to him

0:59:45.600 --> 0:59:47.280
<v Speaker 2>and do this and that and just like, you know,

0:59:47.840 --> 0:59:48.920
<v Speaker 2>giving her all this attention.

0:59:49.360 --> 0:59:51.480
<v Speaker 1>Now her friend who was in the background, because you

0:59:51.520 --> 0:59:52.959
<v Speaker 1>know what a bitch going through with your friend gotta

0:59:53.000 --> 0:59:53.560
<v Speaker 1>drive over there.

0:59:54.800 --> 0:59:56.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to talk her off the list because she

0:59:56.280 --> 0:59:59.320
<v Speaker 2>sounds really upset. And this is how I know I'm

0:59:59.320 --> 1:00:01.920
<v Speaker 2>not the straight up friend, like I'm the caudle friend.

1:00:02.360 --> 1:00:04.280
<v Speaker 2>I was like, listen, She's like, I just can't believe

1:00:04.280 --> 1:00:05.880
<v Speaker 2>he's doing this to me. And I was like, I

1:00:05.920 --> 1:00:07.720
<v Speaker 2>don't want you to feel like it meant nothing, like

1:00:07.880 --> 1:00:09.800
<v Speaker 2>obviously he cares about you so much. You're always in

1:00:09.800 --> 1:00:11.600
<v Speaker 2>his home, you have your stuff there, da da da.

1:00:11.640 --> 1:00:13.040
<v Speaker 2>I was like, but you're probably just the main and

1:00:13.080 --> 1:00:14.720
<v Speaker 2>the favorite friend in back. Girl, I'll talking about you.

1:00:14.800 --> 1:00:17.280
<v Speaker 1>Ain't fuck your favorite if his mama dying off Fabruary,

1:00:17.320 --> 1:00:20.360
<v Speaker 1>so well, that's crazy and ain't and ain't he gonna

1:00:20.360 --> 1:00:21.200
<v Speaker 1>be one of the mother girl?

1:00:21.240 --> 1:00:25.560
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh my god, but no, so bugs.

1:00:25.960 --> 1:00:29.800
<v Speaker 2>But like, here's the problem when you have someone that's

1:00:29.880 --> 1:00:34.680
<v Speaker 2>just like she is ig batty attractive girl.

1:00:34.560 --> 1:00:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Beyonce, I got cheated all no, no, no, no, no, no. I make

1:00:37.480 --> 1:00:38.240
<v Speaker 1>enough points in this one.

1:00:38.400 --> 1:00:41.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm not that she isn't she's obviously beautiful, but I'm

1:00:41.200 --> 1:00:44.240
<v Speaker 2>saying that shit that them niggas want, the athletes want

1:00:44.600 --> 1:00:47.480
<v Speaker 2>when they want, like want those girls so badly.

1:00:47.200 --> 1:00:48.320
<v Speaker 1>And they zone in on it.

1:00:48.320 --> 1:00:51.080
<v Speaker 2>It's tough because it's like it's almost like a game,

1:00:51.200 --> 1:00:52.800
<v Speaker 2>like when niggas find you on ig.

1:00:52.800 --> 1:00:53.800
<v Speaker 3>Because you're bad.

1:00:54.240 --> 1:00:56.920
<v Speaker 2>It's hard because it's not to say it can't go anywhere,

1:00:57.160 --> 1:00:59.680
<v Speaker 2>but you know that they're rampant for you because you're

1:00:59.720 --> 1:01:00.360
<v Speaker 2>so beautiful.

1:01:00.400 --> 1:01:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. When I go through

1:01:02.000 --> 1:01:06.480
<v Speaker 1>sometimes my explore page, I literally think like, oh, if

1:01:06.520 --> 1:01:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I was a nigga with millions, i'd fuck her. I

1:01:08.520 --> 1:01:11.880
<v Speaker 1>fucked her. Think of the bitches that I would fly

1:01:12.000 --> 1:01:15.440
<v Speaker 1>out to me to suck my dick for about a

1:01:15.520 --> 1:01:18.040
<v Speaker 1>thousand dollars. I'd be like, that's how I look at bitches, Like,

1:01:18.040 --> 1:01:20.560
<v Speaker 1>oh yeah, that would be a joy from passion nov

1:01:20.640 --> 1:01:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I'm like before all the surgeries, like person, she looks good,

1:01:25.840 --> 1:01:29.160
<v Speaker 1>like an alien. I like it. You like alien bitches,

1:01:29.240 --> 1:01:31.840
<v Speaker 1>and I'm about a BBO lover. But her alien type

1:01:31.880 --> 1:01:36.040
<v Speaker 1>get me? Oh boy, Actually I like the girl. Her

1:01:36.120 --> 1:01:39.600
<v Speaker 1>name start with a why Oh she's so bad. Oh

1:01:39.640 --> 1:01:41.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't know her name. I can't think of it

1:01:41.280 --> 1:01:44.320
<v Speaker 1>right now. She's bad. She gotta be able. That look

1:01:44.400 --> 1:01:46.600
<v Speaker 1>wastless kind of ass man. You know what we shouldn't

1:01:46.600 --> 1:01:48.880
<v Speaker 1>invite like in sell niggas line, so we could just

1:01:48.880 --> 1:01:52.080
<v Speaker 1>talk about our I G Batty I fucked more women

1:01:52.120 --> 1:01:54.960
<v Speaker 1>than because you know they got every single one. Oh

1:01:55.040 --> 1:01:57.000
<v Speaker 1>do you mean to and toe? Yeah? She actually posted

1:01:57.120 --> 1:01:58.600
<v Speaker 1>and she said, yeah, give you all the I G

1:01:58.680 --> 1:02:01.160
<v Speaker 1>batty T because I feel like they no just follow,

1:02:01.360 --> 1:02:05.439
<v Speaker 1>just follow I G model T long enough. That page

1:02:05.560 --> 1:02:10.360
<v Speaker 1>is messy me too. Anyway, if y'all got a nigga,

1:02:10.640 --> 1:02:13.120
<v Speaker 1>have fun this weekend. If y'all don't got a nigga,

1:02:13.440 --> 1:02:16.680
<v Speaker 1>have fun this weekend. Absolutely, And if you all start

1:02:16.680 --> 1:02:18.880
<v Speaker 1>a weekend, I'll be at the parties where you don't

1:02:18.880 --> 1:02:20.120
<v Speaker 1>have to buy me a drink. So let's just do

1:02:20.160 --> 1:02:23.000
<v Speaker 1>a shot together. What girl, it's gonna be open bar

1:02:23.040 --> 1:02:26.640
<v Speaker 1>where I'm gonna be at. Bye, it's not dry February.

1:02:26.680 --> 1:02:29.040
<v Speaker 2>If you miss all of our sex talk, run don't

1:02:29.040 --> 1:02:30.440
<v Speaker 2>want I'm so sorry. I had our D n D

1:02:30.560 --> 1:02:32.720
<v Speaker 2>for an hour and we've been recorded for an hour.

1:02:32.880 --> 1:02:35.280
<v Speaker 2>What we record for four if you miss us Horrible

1:02:35.280 --> 1:02:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Decisions on Patreon and we also have vlogs now.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, a bitch. You got about six months, five

1:02:43.440 --> 1:02:47.200
<v Speaker 1>months until our soft cover is out of no hole

1:02:47.320 --> 1:02:50.600
<v Speaker 1>on a paper bar. Damn you see, I don't be

1:02:50.640 --> 1:02:52.880
<v Speaker 1>knowing all the words, bitch, soft cover of paperbacks say

1:02:54.080 --> 1:03:00.200
<v Speaker 1>car it's off bags. Anyways, y'all, the soft version of

1:03:00.240 --> 1:03:02.800
<v Speaker 1>The Hard Dick, it's going to be out in June,

1:03:03.200 --> 1:03:05.760
<v Speaker 1>so make sure you pre order that now, or if

1:03:05.760 --> 1:03:08.040
<v Speaker 1>you like the hard version, which I always like it hard,

1:03:08.800 --> 1:03:11.520
<v Speaker 1>the hard version of our book, No holds bard wherever

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<v Speaker 1>you get booked. And thank you guys for listening to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of the City Oones. This is the os