Speaker 1: I just love listening to Weedy talk about rich people's
Speaker 1: because she says it so casually. The parents went a
Speaker 1: wheb broke. You're not saying you say flats. Your late
Speaker 1: flats are not four hundred dollars. I know they're not.
Speaker 1: But depressed in your past.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why sometimes I want to reject the whole
Speaker 2: thing because I'm like, I know, I've been in a
Speaker 2: place where I was like, fuck, Valentine's a It's stupid.
Speaker 2: It's this and that. I hate the Gallantine ship. We'll
Speaker 2: talk about that later. But yeah, there's a.
Speaker 1: Party I just got invited to one, oh girl. We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that later. Decisions, decisions, Hey guys, welcome to
Speaker 1: another episode of Desist. Y'all. Y'all, I don't like we're
Speaker 1: coming off that Bauty performance. I am your girl, Mandy
Speaker 1: b a k A, Mandy p a k A just
Speaker 1: that bitch. Okay, wait, is this all you? Girl? You
Speaker 1: know what? Now? You acting white? Don't do that? You
Speaker 1: notice they not me. It is giving twenty seven pieces
Speaker 1: of me, but your hair. It gives your hair, because
Speaker 1: I know that's what I was doing. But you know,
Speaker 1: I ain't been to New York to get my hair
Speaker 1: like done done, and bitch it was not given. And
Speaker 1: I was like, uh uh, but I know you was
Speaker 1: gonna come in here with the natural because it's given.
Speaker 1: I'm been pressed to get rid of my brains. Girl,
Speaker 1: I've been so given with Rodriguez. It is it's given.
Speaker 1: Boni lemuco because living in the North East Side and
Speaker 1: see anyway, hello, and you can see that's what she
Speaker 1: misses it. We're in Atlanta, York.
Speaker 2: I honestly must say, come into Atlanta. It's you remember what.
Speaker 1: Was the guy that was fucked uh he did some
Speaker 1: fucked up ship, Chris something he's liked.
Speaker 3: We come to Atlanta. It just reminds you as black.
Speaker 3: It's in your face.
Speaker 1: No, it is, it's just there. Yeah, we just talked
Speaker 1: about I don't know if you saw the news, but
Speaker 1: I talked about it. They are making lemon pepper wings
Speaker 1: the food of Georgia. Like there's a little day there's
Speaker 1: a pology. No, there's no. Oh wait, that's right, she
Speaker 1: don't do that. I said, who is these niggas? You
Speaker 1: know somebody I don't don't who is these niggas? I
Speaker 1: don't wait, bro, I Realizedelebrity game also twenty twenty six, bro,
Speaker 1: you not going? Hold on? I can show you, uh
Speaker 1: because my homeboy Keith posted it.
Speaker 3: Is it the all the celebrity rosters, would you?
Speaker 1: Yes? Girl? Yes?
Speaker 3: Jeremy Lynn Okay, I know Jeremy Lynn.
Speaker 1: I know Jeremy Lynn. Okay, keep going? Who else you
Speaker 1: know on that list?
Speaker 3: Dylan Wang, Sham's turn, Jenna Bandy.
Speaker 1: Who are these people? Who? Fuck? Is this?
Speaker 3: Jason Williams, Mustard?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: DJ Mustard?
Speaker 1: I know DJ Mustard, Keenan Allen is that from Keenan
Speaker 1: and kel Keenan Allen, Andre Degrassi like Neil Degrass. See,
Speaker 1: I don't know Cody Jon't Simuliu. I know them. That's
Speaker 1: the nigga from What's the with Amy Wong Ali Wong?
Speaker 1: Keep going, do you know any bruh bruh? Okay? So
Speaker 1: here I go, like, well, I just want to go
Speaker 1: to Kenny Smith's party. Kenny Smith is all the niggas
Speaker 1: that are like forty plus thirty five maybe plus in
Speaker 1: the league or I'm like, damn. What I realized is
Speaker 1: the niggas I know is even it is either podcasters
Speaker 1: or commentators now or retired and broke because they went
Speaker 1: through their money, and so I'm like, Wow, this is
Speaker 1: gonna be interesting. I just want to I mean miss
Speaker 1: the parties.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna hold you all. Was getting a little
Speaker 3: bit of Grammy weekend.
Speaker 1: Fomo. Oh. I was shocked that you weren't there for that.
Speaker 2: I had been in La for weeks. Bro, I really
Speaker 2: miss my nigga. Remember that song?
Speaker 1: No if you started singing along too, I really missed
Speaker 1: my week You never heard this. I really miss my nigga.
Speaker 1: Wait this manny phone, hold on. I cannot believe you
Speaker 1: have never heard this song. It's a fabulous tune. I
Speaker 1: need to hear this. Wait, I really missed my nig No,
Speaker 1: I've never heard this talk about life? Wait, Yelly, have
Speaker 1: you that's one of your jams. I love singing that song.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I love a good internet meme song.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I have a song right now
Speaker 1: that I really like and I just sent it to
Speaker 1: my nigga and it's by a white man. Oh oh god.
Speaker 1: Well no, he's a new artist. Do you know Alex Warren?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? He has this song called Ordinary. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's.
Speaker 3: So good and is it given like Teddy swims.
Speaker 1: Yah, I fucked that, you know what. Bleep it for
Speaker 1: the YouTube. I need you to hear this. White man
Speaker 1: went off with this song, and I'm just like, why
Speaker 1: is this so good? Let me go to the chort
Speaker 1: Imagine dragons. No, bitch, it's not imagine dragons. It's like
Speaker 1: the angels are up in the clouds, jealous that we
Speaker 1: found something so ordinary, something that's not ordinary, talking about love,
Speaker 1: and it's like, bitch, not everybody can find love, but bitch,
Speaker 1: we found something that's out of the ordinary. I feel
Speaker 1: I feel my whiteness when I but it also gives
Speaker 1: you kind of church too, because he got the choir
Speaker 1: in the bag. Yeoman, what are you doing? Don't do that.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I just told you Valentine's Day, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be partying, and I do got niggas in La
Speaker 1: the one that I ain't gonna he not a he's
Speaker 1: not a character on the show. You don't know who
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Ye, you're cover your mouth more. No,
Speaker 1: no oh, I don't know you do know a nigga
Speaker 1: fucking the ass? No? No, no oh, no, no no.
Speaker 1: When I got you at the comedy club with no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: can you not just start naming niggas that Jesus, the
Speaker 1: one you fucked in the ass, the one for the
Speaker 1: comedy club, No, the one that I first fucked in
Speaker 1: can God? Yeah, that's y'all ready to see that motherfucker? Man?
Speaker 1: Shut up? Sorry, how are we going with this episode?
Speaker 1: When Weezy got the outlined, you ain't even got your
Speaker 1: phone out. You said, I'm gonna freestyle this ship.
Speaker 2: I don't get outlined because I had a Valentine's Day
Speaker 2: tip I want to give because I feel like it's
Speaker 2: a really good one. Okay, My plan plans are Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2: So every year we switched planning. So last your year.
Speaker 2: Last year we was in Thailand. This year is his year.
Speaker 3: And uh, most of y'all know we do a date night.
Speaker 2: Each month. One of us plans a date, right. So
Speaker 2: this month was my month and I made a little
Speaker 2: theme for it.
Speaker 1: It was music.
Speaker 2: So and this month, sorry, it's the previous month. It
Speaker 2: was January, so I did a dance class. We learned salsa.
Speaker 2: Later that day we went to a candle light concert
Speaker 2: and it was Drake And then.
Speaker 1: I know I saw it in our email. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck is I thought it was spam, I said,
Speaker 1: a candle light show. So it was. It was literally,
Speaker 1: didn't google when I'm buying something, bro I literally saw that.
Speaker 1: I was like, we see, it's so random, bruh. It
Speaker 1: was a candle light party Drake themed, you know how
Speaker 1: they do like they do like the violence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after we went to Django, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: is a very sexy day. It's an underground jazz club
Speaker 2: at the Roxy Hotel and you have dinner and you
Speaker 2: listen to jazz as fire.
Speaker 3: So we get to the candlelight concert, right.
Speaker 1: He looks at me and he was like, I was
Speaker 1: like what and he was like, it's probably my Valentine's
Speaker 1: thea shit, nigga, we can't go twice. Oh, he planned
Speaker 1: it for Valentine's Day.
Speaker 3: He's like, I thought he was gonna do this.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is the thing that happens weekly. And they
Speaker 1: were like five a week, bitch of Drake. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's different artists.
Speaker 2: And he was like, I'm so mad right now, I
Speaker 2: got the nineties theme. He's like, I even went through
Speaker 2: the list to make sure you knew all the songs
Speaker 2: and would like them.
Speaker 3: And play them back like, yeah, she gonna like this.
Speaker 3: He was like, I really curated our day?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: He bro the whole time he and a concert is
Speaker 2: sitting here like looking on the fucking website and refa.
Speaker 1: And like, now we gotta do some different shit. Okay,
Speaker 1: sit through this shit again.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what Valentine's Day holds, but I
Speaker 2: know that night I love this party called Descendancy York,
Speaker 2: and it's a Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1: But it's tough because like Valentine's Day for me has
Speaker 1: also been so terrible in the past that I I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Last night, I went to the Relationship Goals premiere.
Speaker 1: We were we were even talking about interviewing Kelly that
Speaker 1: had been so excited. Yeah, we wanted this episode to
Speaker 1: be Kelly Rowland, but she, I guess she was busy. Kelly.
Speaker 1: We was trying to get you. I guess you gotta
Speaker 1: tell them you're finna sit with us, girl, because we
Speaker 1: see you in the likes on the Instagram page. Nice.
Speaker 1: She came up and was like, I'm sorry it didn't
Speaker 1: work out, but anyway, yeah, yeah, she came up. Why
Speaker 1: didn't she sit with us, bitch anyway, I had a
Speaker 1: good seat. Okay.
Speaker 2: So, oh, fast forward in the movie Relationship Goals. Maybe
Speaker 2: everybody saw it by now, Method Man and Kelly is
Speaker 2: on Prime Go check it out.
Speaker 1: Ryan Jamal Swayin is in there. We had him on.
Speaker 3: Yes, we did the best part of the movie.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm talking about every time he was on screen,
Speaker 2: you were excited because you knew he was gonna be
Speaker 2: a gag.
Speaker 1: Okay, he did in an amazing job.
Speaker 3: So long story short, and.
Speaker 1: Every time I see Method Man in that movie, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna want to gag everybody. It's a thing in a
Speaker 1: movie where everybody wants to fuck them. I believe it. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they.
Speaker 2: Basically kept talking about how people will act and pretend
Speaker 2: like relationship Goals is a real thing, but it's a facade.
Speaker 2: Like oh, you're online and someone's on a mountain with
Speaker 2: their partner and you're like, oh my god, goals, but
Speaker 2: it's not really real. And there's a thing about Valentine's Day. Sometimes,
Speaker 2: while I'm excited I can celebrate Valentine's able to partner,
Speaker 2: I'm like, damn bruh. But like, I've been so depressed
Speaker 2: over this holiday because it made me feel like I was.
Speaker 1: Lonely but depressed in your past. Yeah, okay, but.
Speaker 2: I mean like, that's why sometimes I want to reject
Speaker 2: the whole thing, because I'm like, I know, I've been
Speaker 2: in a place where I was like, fuck, Valentine's Day
Speaker 2: is stupid. It's this and that. I hate the Gallentines Shit.
Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later. But yeah, there's a part
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: I just got invited to one oh girl. We'll talk
Speaker 1: about that later. Okay.
Speaker 2: So I want to give y'all one of the best
Speaker 2: tips I've heard from Valentine's name.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is for people with someone. I thought this
Speaker 1: was really dope. This is people with someone. Okay, so
Speaker 1: let me not listen. Okay, I'm just playing. I got
Speaker 1: a lot of niggas, but now I ain't spending it
Speaker 1: with him.
Speaker 2: If y'all heard an episode on Patreon where I to
Speaker 2: help my homegirl move out the house, yes, it was
Speaker 2: my homegirl.
Speaker 1: Now, the reason I'm naming her is because I was
Speaker 1: really like, damn, that's who it was. No, I just
Speaker 1: would have gotten bro when you was with when you
Speaker 1: were with lover boy. We cultting that part of No,
Speaker 1: we can just bleep it. They like the bleep y'all
Speaker 1: we talking, Well, I'm talking about our friend. But it
Speaker 1: was the truth. Don't move in with Okay, I should
Speaker 1: not count?
Speaker 3: Actually not?
Speaker 1: How does eight years not count? Broke so nothing that
Speaker 1: happened eight years ago on this podcast. Me know, it
Speaker 1: ain't like it's a couple we erasable happened eight years anyway, Boom.
Speaker 3: She broke up with this nigga, and the reason I
Speaker 3: wanted to name her.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh fuck it, I don't care. Tell
Speaker 2: the new tip. I got a new man and he's great.
Speaker 2: So did she move in with him?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: So I remember, like you know, when you're just going
Speaker 2: through a rough patch and it's like you can't see
Speaker 2: light at the end of the tunnel, breaks up with
Speaker 2: this nigga. Days later, Paris Fashion Week, booked, new job,
Speaker 2: booked next thing, flights this this is called the Tianna
Speaker 2: Taylor package. Look at what her career, what happened with
Speaker 2: her career since her divorced.
Speaker 1: That's the perfect example.
Speaker 2: And I'm just thinking as myself on the phone her,
Speaker 2: She's like, I can't believe this happened to me.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, and you only got rid of this
Speaker 1: nigga five days ago.
Speaker 2: Like, but when you're in it, you're like, fuck, you
Speaker 2: know you're dating someone and they're saying, oh, you're this
Speaker 2: to me, you're that to me, But also you know
Speaker 2: it doesn't fit and it's just fucked up, bitch.
Speaker 1: How a whole glow up meets a new man.
Speaker 2: They're vibing bam he did so, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: bisshit kind of playing. So I'm gonna read this message
Speaker 2: that she said to me because I was like, yo,
Speaker 2: well the fellas need.
Speaker 1: This Valentine's they do, Okay, I'm not gonna lie. This
Speaker 1: reminds me of the YouTube coming I saw about you,
Speaker 1: like damn we the k holdwater. You just come on
Speaker 1: and tell everybody you know how get permission? Okay.
Speaker 2: That's why she was like, you can say my name,
Speaker 2: but you don't care. That's how you know, A bit
Speaker 2: excited about her new lady and we can believe your name.
Speaker 1: That's how I know you. But it's okay. I love her.
Speaker 1: I love that she keep getting new houses for these
Speaker 1: dsnet Okay, So basically, not the funny part about this
Speaker 1: shit and this ain't even no shade or shade. I
Speaker 1: was like, but she really did this because y'all moving fast,
Speaker 1: but it's still cute. Okay, okay, she wrotes.
Speaker 2: So my man hands me his phone and written at
Speaker 2: the top of the notes list says lists. He said, Babe,
Speaker 2: take my phone and put everything in anything you love.
Speaker 1: And that you like in it.
Speaker 2: Favorite food, favorite snacks, hair product, favorite brands, your measurements,
Speaker 2: your including ring size, favorite color, favorite country, favorite city.
Speaker 2: And I was thinking to myself, like, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so Valentine's Day is coming, her birthday is in April.
Speaker 2: She's like, basically, he's preparing this list of all these
Speaker 2: things I like so he can figure out what to
Speaker 2: get me and how to surprise me. Favorite city. Say
Speaker 2: you want to take me on a trip. Oh, I
Speaker 2: know my bench likes blah blah. I'm like, yo, that's
Speaker 2: fucking fire.
Speaker 1: I like it. I love that and would also if
Speaker 1: you my nigga, just listen because I tell all of it.
Speaker 2: I like the list of it though, because like, are
Speaker 2: we making and I both said yes, we're.
Speaker 3: Gonna make our list. We were like, yo, we should
Speaker 3: make a list.
Speaker 2: So and I also wanted to say I wanted to
Speaker 2: do this list because I think it's good to bring
Speaker 2: it in a few years ago and maybe we'll put
Speaker 2: it in. I basically called out, we did a casting
Speaker 2: call for what we're looking for.
Speaker 3: And I found my boyfriend months later.
Speaker 1: After that clip, and here we go. She want to
Speaker 1: be a witch y'all. She's like, let's put it into
Speaker 1: the universe. And it worked. H my too. I feel
Speaker 1: like I did. I gotta look at you what I said.
Speaker 1: You said, Oh wait, I gotta see what this is.
Speaker 1: I'm assist bullshit.
Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought we should make our list, and
Speaker 2: for anybody that's listening, I think whether you've been together
Speaker 2: ten years, twenty years, make the list.
Speaker 1: So pull out your phone, open your notes, and okay,
Speaker 1: let's go through.
Speaker 2: Our and you can do a shared note by the way,
Speaker 2: So basically what you do is on Apple, if you
Speaker 2: have it, you send the list like that.
Speaker 1: Percaro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that person did like Gabby's list, so she can
Speaker 2: fill it out in real time and she could change
Speaker 2: things and add things in real time.
Speaker 1: Okay. Mandy's list food Japanese because I'm Asian.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, I put restaurants after so like name the
Speaker 2: food because for me, mine's pizza and steak.
Speaker 3: But my restaurants is French and Japanese.
Speaker 1: No, it's otro. I want a hand roll or a
Speaker 1: tun of pizza. I want Japanese food and a sushi restaurant.
Speaker 1: It could be a sushi Japanese is my favorite Japanese.
Speaker 3: Or Tokosa going to them?
Speaker 1: Snacks? You know mine beach, it ain't changing in fifteen years.
Speaker 1: I know what yours is? Cheesy, Hello, snacks for me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Right now it's so crazy, dry freeze, okra.
Speaker 1: What they're like? Ochre chips, y'all? I love ochre chips.
Speaker 1: Bro I did I make you try umph at the house? Oh? Pickles? Oh?
Speaker 1: Which I have no bread and butter? I have six
Speaker 1: different jars of pickles. No, I like the little corners ship.
Speaker 1: They're not cornish hens? Corner copis corner corner? What's the corner? Hey?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the look it up? What the is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know where to start? Hold on, do you
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? Are you talking about a pickle? Still?
Speaker 1: It's a pickle.
Speaker 3: Corons? They be cornering back as the ship.
Speaker 1: I don't like oh r n I c h O
Speaker 1: corn and chunk corn corner, CON's corner charms corn. So
Speaker 1: next is pickles. Pickles is my snack.
Speaker 3: Okay, brands, here's mine. I put high, mid, and low.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: For high, I Gottaga for mid, Mista the shoe brand okay,
Speaker 2: and for low, I got a rich to.
Speaker 1: You okay me for high fendy fifty R Chanelle. Actually
Speaker 1: I have a lot of Chanel right now. I like
Speaker 1: Fidy your channel for high mid Mitch Zara, I don't
Speaker 1: know not mid. You're going to zar now?
Speaker 2: All the sure me is like essentials or kids or like,
Speaker 2: it's not thousands, but it's hundreds.
Speaker 1: Okay mid, bitch Sephora every time I go in after
Speaker 1: like if you want to spend three, and then low
Speaker 1: for me would be actually no, my mid is Delta.
Speaker 1: That's a good one, and then low would be Spha
Speaker 1: then okay sizes and then thirty me too, thirty eight.
Speaker 1: If you this is ladies, let me tell you this
Speaker 1: is how you set the tone with a nigga. When
Speaker 1: he asked you your shoe size, do not go American.
Speaker 1: Do not say American. You gotta give him your European
Speaker 1: side show. If bitch might give you to waste a
Speaker 1: yuro two. That's a little tricky for me. Okay. Favorite color,
Speaker 1: oh m orange?
Speaker 2: I put black. But then I was like, we like
Speaker 2: it too. What's he gonna do with this, like you
Speaker 2: buying clothes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay.
Speaker 2: So for favorite cities, I liked that question favorite favorite
Speaker 2: cities and countries.
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, this is what I wrote for mine.
Speaker 1: If you want to take me to the beach, oh
Speaker 1: not not. You did it by activity, bitch.
Speaker 2: What I put on a whim paris for relax shares
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 3: We live in New York, which is fore and all bro.
Speaker 1: The way, you know, they also said that in the comments.
Speaker 1: I just love listening to Weezy talk about rich people
Speaker 1: ship because she says it so casually. I just hold
Speaker 1: on the parents on a whim. It's only four hundred dollars,
Speaker 1: you got me. You don't say you just say flats.
Speaker 1: Your late flats are not four hundred dollars. I know
Speaker 1: they're not. I'm just saying, you know, like real shit, bro.
Speaker 2: A lot of my friends that were doing the fucking
Speaker 2: Miami trips or the dr or fucking Puerto Rico. Even
Speaker 2: a lot of my friends went to see bad bunny
Speaker 2: in Puerto Rico. Sorry you could have went to fucking
Speaker 2: Europe too, right, and not saying you want to go
Speaker 2: to white Man's Land. I'm just saying, like a lot
Speaker 2: of these flights bitch La to Atlanta, noos flew here
Speaker 2: from that no id a nurse is cheaper, I know,
Speaker 2: non stop? Yeah, on a win in Paris. And then
Speaker 2: if you want to take it to the beach Mexico,
Speaker 2: oh bosh, Mexico, that's right. Not Mandy could make my loose,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I mean I've only been sitting by you for almost
Speaker 1: ten years now and known you for twenty year? What
Speaker 1: did I say for yours? Oh? You don't don't be
Speaker 1: like that? Okay, okay, I feel like if you want
Speaker 1: to make it riginal me guess, hold on, make it
Speaker 1: rich Dubai. You know what's crazy. I've gone there so
Speaker 1: many times. I don't like if and I haven't been
Speaker 1: there yet. But my dream trip that if a niggas
Speaker 1: donna take me Tokyo and then for okay, you were close,
Speaker 1: uh for a beach any at this point? Oh a Aruba,
Speaker 1: that's my favorite island. Like but really to go about myself,
Speaker 1: I like a Ruba. But if you got money, I'll
Speaker 1: take the Maldi. You got money, I'll take I'm gonna
Speaker 1: do safe you got me? Yeah, No, I do. I
Speaker 1: do like a Ruba. A Ruba to me is really nice.
Speaker 1: I like a Ruba better than Carosyl. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: ain't even gonna hold you. I'd be turning down trips
Speaker 1: like Jamaica again, like I go to No, I'm Jamaica
Speaker 1: and I still don't want to go to Jamaica every
Speaker 1: I go every year. I feel like Jamaica is like
Speaker 1: a yearly trip now for me. And in Mexico, I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan, but I do want to do
Speaker 1: where I have my little Unicorn experience again. Uh, I
Speaker 1: like baby, y'all want to try that out? Ever where
Speaker 1: Mandy went, you can to get fun. Maybe you two
Speaker 1: can get Coon. And it's just it's a fair. It's
Speaker 1: a fairy. There's hotels there. It's yeah, it's so cute
Speaker 1: and you don't feel like you in cant Coon because
Speaker 1: I literally went there. If y'all listen to the episode,
Speaker 1: I went there thinking I was gonna like relax and bitch.
Speaker 1: There was a phone party at the pool. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to read. I'm trying to read the poor work myself,
Speaker 1: and the nigga's like, you want to start, like bro,
Speaker 1: I try to work.
Speaker 2: I just told my nigga about can't Coon right because
Speaker 2: most of the places I like in Mexico you kind
Speaker 2: of gotta go to Kanko first, to loom Ho Bosh even.
Speaker 2: I like, there's a small place called Marita. Like anyway,
Speaker 2: so long story short. Him and I are trying to
Speaker 2: figure out where we want to go on our euro
Speaker 2: trip this summer, and I'm like, you know, Paris is
Speaker 2: it for me? But where should we spend another week?
Speaker 2: Because he said, bitch, we did too much bouncing last time.
Speaker 2: I ain't doing it. I was like, well, you have
Speaker 2: him into Spain. I think we should try Spain. My
Speaker 2: friends love Spain. I feel like, oh Annie Biza. I
Speaker 2: said to him, I don't know if it's two party,
Speaker 2: because this is how you can describe it, Visa, I said,
Speaker 2: think of can Coon, but with wealthy people.
Speaker 1: So for it's funny because my two best friends went
Speaker 1: Adrianna and Crystal Win and then they also did Barcelona.
Speaker 1: They did both okay during COVID and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's when I was scared of COVID. At first, I said,
Speaker 1: bitching to be stuck over there, I gotta come back
Speaker 1: to work. But they said I would love Barcelona. They
Speaker 1: were like, girl, you would have hated a Bitha. But
Speaker 1: it's because to wit. First off, that's what they say.
Speaker 1: They say, it's a beat the baby. And it's also
Speaker 1: it was Barcelona, Blona. Do you know what I half write?
Speaker 1: Do you know the story about the list.
Speaker 3: Apparently the king at that time had had a list.
Speaker 3: So all of the people you're lying, I swear to God,
Speaker 3: you're lying, not just.
Speaker 1: And Barcelona is because the man had a list. That
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Well, they said I would have They said
Speaker 1: I would have loved Barcelona. But they were like, girl,
Speaker 1: real white, everybody white. They look at you when you're black,
Speaker 1: like it's weird and everything is, which is why you
Speaker 1: would like it us. So they said, bitch. Everywhere we
Speaker 1: went there was no word.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't like Kei.
Speaker 1: Oh, because it's all but there's no word. That's why
Speaker 1: even when I went and took my mama and my
Speaker 1: sister to uh what part of Greece did we go to?
Speaker 1: Athens and Mikonos girl. I was like, give me a word.
Speaker 1: I need a word. I was like, I need a
Speaker 1: soulful house. I know y'all dragged me for saying Detroit
Speaker 1: I meant techno. I understand Chicago, damn, but that's what
Speaker 1: I need. I need to feel that. You know what.
Speaker 1: You know why I need words? I realized because I'm
Speaker 1: nearrow Differgin like I become too overstimulated just with noise
Speaker 1: coming in my ear and I'm like, we're no.
Speaker 3: The word ad makes me want to change his song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't change no because they don't have
Speaker 2: words my A d D.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a piano. It takes a while. All
Speaker 1: I'm a piano. I'll be like, now you're ne a
Speaker 1: divergent like me. I literally wait for words like it.
Speaker 1: It's like it like get it. It hurts me. Where's
Speaker 1: the words hello? Talk to me? Then they don't, and
Speaker 1: then that you're just supposed to do this like you
Speaker 1: would a workout class. I'm like, bitch, I can't even
Speaker 1: move my hips, like what, I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it, I can I cannot do it. Now.
Speaker 2: I got a horror derve. If we're gonna do just
Speaker 2: because it's Valentine's Day. And considering your text that came
Speaker 2: through when I was visiting my dad the other day,
Speaker 2: I think you probably do this too, So I got
Speaker 2: a long distance Valentine's Day too. One of my favorite
Speaker 2: things to do, it's the FaceTime instruction. Is to what
Speaker 2: the FaceTime instruction? Okay, so this is what you do? Okay,
Speaker 2: Basically if you too scared to dom somebody, and you
Speaker 2: could do it over the phone, because it's a little premeditated,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So you tell them that
Speaker 2: you're gonna own them. They have to call you at
Speaker 2: a certain time. They have to be wearing whatever you
Speaker 2: say and be sitting in whatever place that you say,
Speaker 2: and you give them instructions via FaceTime.
Speaker 1: If you get too nervous, you could write down what
Speaker 1: they are and they won't even know you did the shit. So,
Speaker 1: like number one, there's a teleprompter, ap, y'all, can you?
Speaker 2: So like number one could be like, lean forward, put
Speaker 2: your lips out, give me a kiss, tell me something dirty,
Speaker 2: and they'll tell you something and be like tell me
Speaker 2: a fantasy and whatever, and then you can tell them
Speaker 2: to like slowly strip for you, and then by the
Speaker 2: time they're naked, you could have them masturbate for you.
Speaker 2: And if you really get them to that point, of course,
Speaker 2: asking permission to come as like so hot, but FaceTime instruction, bitch,
Speaker 2: that's my jam.
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't like it that you threw me in
Speaker 1: here like I just you said, niggas is calling you.
Speaker 1: They on horrible decisions, decisions. Don't tell people that I
Speaker 1: that I do such a thing. I'm a classic woman,
Speaker 1: but really more than one that day, you don't understand.
Speaker 1: Within twenty four hours, three niggas was asking to jerk
Speaker 1: off on the phone and during the snowstorm. It was
Speaker 1: there in the snowstorm, but two of them were not
Speaker 1: at the snowstorm. So I was like, bruh, I'm at home.
Speaker 1: And I think it was a day right before my period,
Speaker 1: so I was like, it's all horny ass niggas like
Speaker 1: because I was not in the mood to be sexy,
Speaker 1: because I just felt like blood about to come out
Speaker 1: this koochie any minute now. And one was like, you
Speaker 1: got toys. I want to see you. I don't like
Speaker 1: when I have to do stuff. The only thing I
Speaker 1: like to do is when they jack Off. I'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Jack, that big ass tick. Oh it's so big?
Speaker 1: You want to I like to talk to them. I
Speaker 1: don't like when I have to like do my shit.
Speaker 1: I don't like when I have to put on a show.
Speaker 3: How long do you used to stay on the phone?
Speaker 1: Tell they heck girl, I'll be making them come real quick.
Speaker 1: I mean like, I'm not gonna do it, because what
Speaker 1: have you ever timed it? Oh? No, no, no. When
Speaker 1: I tell you the way I talk dirty to these niggas,
Speaker 1: they be busting in like two minutes tools and that
Speaker 1: burnt off. First. Don't they seem like I'm not feminine? Okay,
Speaker 1: I'd be talking a little dirty and get it wire storkling. No,
Speaker 1: but I'll be talking dirty to them and then it
Speaker 1: get them real hard and they'd be like, what about
Speaker 1: the bus? And I'll be telling them where the bus
Speaker 1: and it's great, and I'd be like, well, mage, nigg yeah,
Speaker 1: like cause they're so I got one real natty. No
Speaker 1: no, no no. So sometimes they be in a hotel, they traveling.
Speaker 1: You know, my niggas got jobs, and so when they're
Speaker 1: in a hotel room, oh my god, I told you
Speaker 1: the one I like him. If y'all stay in hotels,
Speaker 1: just know, if any of my niggas stay in there,
Speaker 1: you're not safe. I make them like like, ooh, come
Speaker 1: on the lamp, come on the dresser, come on the like,
Speaker 1: spread it on the floor. I like to see it
Speaker 1: in the hotel room. I'm disgusting. And then when they're
Speaker 1: at home, I'd be like, ooh, I want to see
Speaker 1: it all over your chest. Then I got one nasty nigga,
Speaker 1: I'd be like, ooh, make it come in your face
Speaker 1: and he literally jacks his dick off to wear it.
Speaker 1: I love it and be like, oh, now imagine I'll
Speaker 1: look it off room and then they be like Crystal
Speaker 1: lover and be like sitting here. First off, when these
Speaker 1: biggas call no, no, no, so you ready, she was
Speaker 1: snowed in with me and you should have seen me.
Speaker 1: She was like, Mandy, you're so mean, because I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm watching TV. No, I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch you because also my best friend. Can you
Speaker 1: imagine me and her are watching TV. I get these
Speaker 1: text messages multiple and the plot's getting good and they're like,
Speaker 1: first off, we were into it, and so I'm like girta. Imagine,
Speaker 1: I gotta be like, girl, can you pause it? I
Speaker 1: gotta go upstairs till this nigga jack off, And mind you,
Speaker 1: she's heard me leave into another room to be like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh it's so hard, that is it. I
Speaker 1: just wasn't in the mood for my best friend to
Speaker 1: hear me like talk dirty to one nigga while these
Speaker 1: jack off three thousand miles away. Well, and that's another thing.
Speaker 1: I really only like to do it within the week
Speaker 1: that I know I'm about to se you if we're
Speaker 1: not about that fun, if we're not about to see
Speaker 1: at the point now you're making me an only fans
Speaker 1: bitch literally for free.
Speaker 3: I know, niggas go on Twitter now that it's unfair.
Speaker 1: It's so unfair. Where's my deposit? Where's my cash? Shot?
Speaker 3: Oh I got another tip?
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't like that you're turning this into horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: No where, Now this gets more vanilla, Okay, because no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not mad that you're turning it into horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: But we're almost ten years in and I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be mature and I'm still being annoy you.
Speaker 2: You chose the TV show so I guess you were Okay.
Speaker 1: You're right now, this is for I didn't do it.
Speaker 1: I didn't do okay, Okay.
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody else's used a zeal or
Speaker 2: what's that soothe, but get on one of the maps.
Speaker 2: It's a massage app and y'all book massages at the
Speaker 2: same time, basically trying to spend your day together. So
Speaker 2: let's just say you're in La, he's in New York.
Speaker 2: You do five o'clock, he does eight o'clock the same time. Right,
Speaker 2: just booking them at the same time, eating at the
Speaker 2: same time, like really getting to experience. I have a
Speaker 2: friend right now and they can't afford to get to
Speaker 2: each other. So she's trying to plan out how they're
Speaker 2: gonna like really have a nice day. And I was like, oh, bitch,
Speaker 2: do the same things together. It'll make you feel close.
Speaker 1: So the I don't like it. But you remember one
Speaker 1: of like my really good dates that I talked about
Speaker 1: where the guy rented a movie and shared it with
Speaker 1: me to where we watched it at the same time,
Speaker 1: and then he uber eats me the snacks and we
Speaker 1: literally got to watch the movie at the same time.
Speaker 1: Talk about what was happening, and it was a really
Speaker 1: good movie. Life of Pie so cute. I'm only laughing
Speaker 1: at movie. Don't do this, don't do this. Shut up. Well,
Speaker 1: this date was a couple years ago. I remember. No, no, no, buddy,
Speaker 1: it's old room.
Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of old movies, I literally cannot
Speaker 2: watch right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going through, Mandy. I cannot
Speaker 1: watch a movie that wasn't made in the nineties of
Speaker 1: the there are divergence.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I can't watch new shit. The new
Speaker 3: shit is so bad.
Speaker 1: No, it's not wait movies.
Speaker 2: I just can't handle new movie. It's like if I
Speaker 2: go to the movie and I experienced cool.
Speaker 1: When I was sitting watching Netflix, like I was watching
Speaker 1: people we met on vacation, I was like, my god,
Speaker 1: this is terrible. I you know what, I liked the
Speaker 1: the one with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. But I
Speaker 1: love them two whites, adding them to my favorite whites. Y'all.
Speaker 1: When I tell you, I used to be in love
Speaker 1: like they used to. They had they had a movie.
Speaker 1: They had a movie that I really loved growing up
Speaker 1: called Dogma, which I'm so mad it's not on any
Speaker 1: of the fucking streaming ass Why. I don't know if
Speaker 1: any of y'all know where I can watch fucking Dogma
Speaker 1: because Blockbuster no longer exists. I cannot find Dogma anywhere.
Speaker 1: It's just not even on YouTube. The old movies got
Speaker 1: some cachet that the new ship. Don't the acting be bad?
Speaker 1: Because Wicked was good. Did you see Wicked?
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not a musical girl.
Speaker 1: It was good.
Speaker 3: Plus they're too like cracked out right now.
Speaker 1: No, she's back normal. She's wearing drawstring ponytails again. Arianna's
Speaker 1: back to being Ariana, like, let me no longer Glinda,
Speaker 1: the good witch.
Speaker 3: I don't do well with like the sick light by choice?
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa? What problematic?
Speaker 2: I'm dead ash No, Like, it's not like you think, wait,
Speaker 2: you think they look sick, and I think they look sick,
Speaker 2: both of them. I don't even at this point, I
Speaker 2: don't think the other ladies are just like no food
Speaker 2: because at least on some of the g O P
Speaker 2: one eat, These hoes look crazy dog And then maybe
Speaker 2: maybe I think they're I think Arion.
Speaker 1: It just like they need help the walk. I think
Speaker 1: she's eating again, because she looked a little fuller at
Speaker 1: the Grammy.
Speaker 3: Have you seen like this skits on how they act together?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. They're faked lesbian relationship.
Speaker 1: First off, old Girl is real rude to lean away
Speaker 1: because you can't be having this much of it reminds
Speaker 1: me of uh, you know, Kerrie Washington and the President.
Speaker 1: They both actually have uh spouses, but they be real
Speaker 1: close in them interviews. It reminded me of that, like,
Speaker 1: this is a coworking relationship that is kind of disrespectful
Speaker 1: to the marriage.
Speaker 3: They're disgusting.
Speaker 1: Bro, do you think that they'd be fixing each other's
Speaker 1: necklaces when it don't need no fix and they just
Speaker 1: want to touch each other.
Speaker 2: Just And then the way they get when it's like
Speaker 2: you just love each other sady, not like I support.
Speaker 1: It freaks me out. It's like sometimes when people talk
Speaker 1: about Illuminati shit, I'll be like, oh, this is it,
Speaker 1: this is we're watching that. You think that's what it is.
Speaker 1: I thought, I think they're both just no diversion. No,
Speaker 1: and then I thought not not it. And also at
Speaker 1: first they thought, oh, maybe.
Speaker 2: They are gay, but I was like no, because you
Speaker 2: wouldn't do this much to hide like you would hide
Speaker 2: it more.
Speaker 3: And then I thought it was drill and I was like,
Speaker 3: one of them really is gay.
Speaker 1: And we know Arianna just steals everyone's boyfriends, so maybe
Speaker 1: she just likes to do that, but maybe she is
Speaker 1: gay too.
Speaker 2: And you know what too, when you got a bitch
Speaker 2: that's pursuing you and you straight and still be like flattering.
Speaker 3: The rebro's gay.
Speaker 1: She she's with Lena Wath, that's her partner. That's why
Speaker 1: Lena Wathe was at that thing, bro, That's why she'd
Speaker 1: be pulling up like Arianna step the fut bet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go together. Maybe they're fucking Ariana. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: It looked like Lena be like, hey, bro, you do
Speaker 1: too much. She talked just like the a brou you
Speaker 1: do it too much because the ain't leaning from Chicago.
Speaker 1: She ain't having that ship.
Speaker 3: Hey bro bet, it's just her show the shot, the shot.
Speaker 1: That's probably why I think she prost we're leaning away
Speaker 1: from But I remember lean wait let me see, Oh wait, bitch,
Speaker 1: they're not together. I'm lying. Oh no, she was previously married,
Speaker 1: but now she with oh girl, Cynthia Rivo.
Speaker 3: Well she that Cynthia Rivo.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they're together now, but she was married
Speaker 1: previously to another woman.
Speaker 2: I will say I went to this random party in
Speaker 2: La that Cynthia Rivo started singing.
Speaker 1: At look, and I felt, okay, they together, they did
Speaker 1: look good together. I'm still people people ship by and
Speaker 1: mind you, I didn't know people could hear me, and
Speaker 1: I said right when she was done, because I didn't know.
Speaker 1: It was like you know when people slowly sing and
Speaker 1: they wait for the clothes out right in that quiet moment,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that's hard from wiki.
Speaker 1: No you didn't.
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't, and I only knew because she was
Speaker 3: bald by the way.
Speaker 1: We did good. She from Chicago. Oh you do good?
Speaker 2: Okay, But following the hordor of Little Tip, I want
Speaker 2: to talk a little bit about solo Valentine's Day shit
Speaker 2: all Star weekend because I despise Gallentine's Day.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about you saying it? If y'all
Speaker 1: go down to the back in the day, we encouraged Gallentine.
Speaker 2: I know we did, and I want to I want
Speaker 2: to retract all of my comments. Why here and now
Speaker 2: make the clip ride me.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck Galentine's Day here we go
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day is just an excuse to feel worse. Ooh,
Speaker 1: it is if you're doing Gallentine's Day because being alone
Speaker 1: is something you can't handle. It almost makes it worse
Speaker 1: if you don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day and
Speaker 1: you're say you're like whatever, I'm like doing my thing.
Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm home alone, chilling cool Galentine's Day.
Speaker 2: On Valentine's Day knife, So the thirteenth is fine, It's
Speaker 2: a Friday this year, so no, because bitch is gonna
Speaker 2: be out fulfilling their Valentine's dy shit. Okay, my nigga,
Speaker 2: I've done like three I didn't want with injector Zoe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you've you You've been Galentine Queen, Which
Speaker 1: is why you see what happens when bitches getting relationships.
Speaker 1: Y'all want to act like you don't remember what it
Speaker 1: was like I did. The bitch was lonely, so let
Speaker 1: the little lonely bitches. That's crazy. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: this isn't me being in a relationship saying Valentine's I'm
Speaker 1: just realizing now, like there were so many moments when
Speaker 1: I head out with my homewirrel.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is so awkward
Speaker 2: because I'm pulling up. Everybody's in a couple. You're getting
Speaker 2: to the table. There's hearts all over the shit. Everything
Speaker 2: is Valentine's Day theme. Now we got to pretend to
Speaker 2: be gay.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about that? The only thing I
Speaker 1: hate more than anything about Valentine's Day weekend is that
Speaker 1: the motherfucking restaurants do pre fixed menu. Is the ghetto restaurantsiers, restauranteurs,
Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Owners, stop doing that ship because the
Speaker 1: people that ain't with the couple. Shit, I want to
Speaker 1: order what I want to order.
Speaker 2: But now when I say Galentine's Day is because I
Speaker 2: think of the dinner, So I think they're.
Speaker 1: Not talking about a party. No, Like what about the
Speaker 1: little gathering at the house with the charcoci board. Oh
Speaker 1: that's different, Okay, Gallentine's Day, like if if we're home
Speaker 1: and we're vibing, or we head out and like are dancing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know girls was doing Gallantine's dinners together in
Speaker 1: my tripping, Yomi, do they do that? I've only seen
Speaker 1: it at the house. I think gall I don't leave
Speaker 1: anybody to the dinners because you that's rich ship. Because girl,
Speaker 1: my friends want two hundred dollar fish. If we're not
Speaker 1: hunching after I don't know they bro Katana, they'd be
Speaker 1: wanting that whole bro.
Speaker 2: My last Galentine's Day dinner, let me explain to you
Speaker 2: what we did, and this is why I'm rejecting it.
Speaker 1: Twenty two.
Speaker 3: Okay, I went out with five girls.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, we didn't all really know each other, but
Speaker 2: one girl organized it. She was We went to Tower something,
Speaker 2: but it was single bases, right, and I was like.
Speaker 1: Okay, she gonna be fine. You just sat there and
Speaker 1: talked about how lonely everyone was, and everybody talked about
Speaker 1: how they've been wronged, and everybody starts pretending about how
Speaker 1: much better they're doing, but we're all kind of crying
Speaker 1: because everybody has a horror story. And I'm like, I
Speaker 1: literally could have been in my bed. It was terrible,
Speaker 1: and I think that's that's terrible. But I think also,
Speaker 1: you gotta watch. Here would be my advice on gallantines.
Speaker 1: If you're single, don't surround yourself with male censored women,
Speaker 1: because the male censored woman is the person who's going
Speaker 1: to sit there and even if you're not playing centered.
Speaker 2: If I'm not, no, but I don't think someone that's
Speaker 2: like gone through a breakup or a feeling sad necessarily
Speaker 2: has to be male centered.
Speaker 1: Well. To me, though, if this, if this holiday is
Speaker 1: bringing about all of these just emotions because it's the
Speaker 1: day of love, it's really just capitalist. But if if
Speaker 1: you're feeling this way to where you're venting about how
Speaker 1: wrong you've been by men, to me, it's a little
Speaker 1: male censored. Like the ideology around it feels many times
Speaker 1: like a venting session.
Speaker 2: And that's like what gets difficult about it, because it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, now we're in this safe space with each other,
Speaker 2: but we're using it to And I just wasn't on
Speaker 2: it in twenty twenty two because I was.
Speaker 3: Really fucking niggas and enjoying fucking niggas.
Speaker 1: That's what. So what you should have done is after
Speaker 1: the Galentine you should have took them to the sex cler.
Speaker 1: I had to go out. I'm my own. The sex
Speaker 1: club is couple's night on Valentine's Wait what yeah? When
Speaker 1: they always take a single bitch, how do you think
Speaker 1: people have three sols take a single bitch? But now
Speaker 1: I gotta be available for the couple. Yeah, no, a
Speaker 1: unicorn Like there's never to me being a unicorn on
Speaker 1: Valenceine's They Oh, I'm not gonna hold you now that
Speaker 1: I just fire. I just thought about it. I just
Speaker 1: thought about it. I just thought about it. Sancy. We're
Speaker 1: still giving bat it vice. First off, I said it
Speaker 1: a couple of episodes ago. Fuck advice. Y'all gonna do
Speaker 1: what y'all wanna do. Y'all are gonna be lowly, y'all
Speaker 1: gonna be happy, y'all gonna be a situation ships. Y'all
Speaker 1: gonna fuck Mary Me, y'all gonna fuck niggas that need visus.
Speaker 1: Y'all gonna do what y'all want to doggas that need
Speaker 1: I'm just because the new ninety fiance Honey is the
Speaker 1: best all time. See. I mean, the girls are gonna
Speaker 1: do what they want to do. They are, they are.
Speaker 1: But I think protecting yourself first.
Speaker 2: If you know you're in a vulnerable spot, don't ruin
Speaker 2: the galistine Ya'll do it well.
Speaker 1: They all wantle bit. They all single By ruining it,
Speaker 1: I mean like dumping when we're having a good time.
Speaker 1: So here's my question to you, and then what do
Speaker 1: you want you looking at the ax and seeing what
Speaker 1: he doing for the new big My question for you, huh,
Speaker 1: you in your thirties and you fucking on a you niggas,
Speaker 1: but you don't want to do the Gallentines? Do you
Speaker 1: ask one of your situationships to do Valentine's with you?
Speaker 1: Is it okay for a woman to yeah, okay, okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's okay.
Speaker 2: If if see I knew you can handle that, nothing
Speaker 2: may come from it after that's the problem.
Speaker 1: These bitches be dululu. See I went on a first
Speaker 1: day on Valentine's here's the thing. Then here's my advice
Speaker 1: to the men. If your situationship asks what are we
Speaker 1: doing on Valentine's Day, fellas, do something on the thirteenth
Speaker 1: or the fifteenth that lets them know just a little
Speaker 1: bit more that they not that don't do? We judge
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, let's do it. Listen, and we judge
Speaker 1: by the way we are judging the hell out of
Speaker 1: everyone in twenty twenty six. Uh uh, I hope we
Speaker 1: don't have to cut it out. No, we're not, because
Speaker 1: we need to make time for black effect. You guys
Speaker 1: are getting an hour up, tell.
Speaker 2: The story where your niggas said his mama was gonna
Speaker 2: die around Valentine's Day. What Oh, by the way, my
Speaker 2: homegirl saw the clip which one of the ex boyfriend
Speaker 2: who got engaged in Bali but was she I'm like, damn, bitch,
Speaker 2: I didn't know you was gonna say New York Balley
Speaker 2: a Linda.
Speaker 1: She said, but you named everything and I said, well
Speaker 1: those are major cities. I didn't. I literally said. She
Speaker 1: was like, you gave a lot of details.
Speaker 2: This I'm telling you like I've been trying to be
Speaker 2: good with my details.
Speaker 1: Here's my other we.
Speaker 3: Listening to we judge, oh goady for this ship. This
Speaker 3: one to me is.
Speaker 2: Dope because someone fucked up. But then I think someone
Speaker 2: fucked up worse on top. Boom, here we go, all right.
Speaker 1: Third time.
Speaker 2: Homegirl is on a couple trip okay with her man,
Speaker 2: her homegirl and the homegirls man. Yep they how we
Speaker 2: are at a full moon party on a beach or
Speaker 2: something okay, and Thailand.
Speaker 3: Does it everywhere doing?
Speaker 1: Is it full moon party? Just cast some morning? Oh am?
Speaker 1: I had of details? My bad, my bad, my man. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So basically what happens is they're all making jokes about
Speaker 1: how people are doing weird ritualistic shit on the full moon.
Speaker 1: Their homegirl said, but you remember what we were doing
Speaker 1: years ago, that's how you got your nigga wait in
Speaker 1: front of in front of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Not. The homegirls felt that they did sex magic.
Speaker 2: So basically they all start laughing right and no one,
Speaker 2: she thinks, takes it serious. They get back to the
Speaker 2: room next day, He's like, what ritual did y'all do
Speaker 2: on the full moon? She was like, well, we were
Speaker 2: like trying to bring in an energy for love. And
Speaker 2: he's like like we're affirmations and shit, Like what did
Speaker 2: you do? And I want you to tell me the truth.
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, we did candle stuff. He's like when
Speaker 2: was that and she tells him the time and day. No,
Speaker 2: the homegirl didn't say that's how you got him. She
Speaker 2: said that's how you locked him down. She was already
Speaker 2: dating him when she did the candlework.
Speaker 1: This nigga says, oh, I'd break up with her right
Speaker 1: then and there.
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is what he says to her. I
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that. I always knew something was
Speaker 2: off because you were never my type.
Speaker 1: Bitch. That might be worse than tacking bitch. Bro. These
Speaker 1: niggas just be saying anything that's way worse than me
Speaker 1: doing all a candle magic that ever really was real?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no, now you say it, it's
Speaker 1: not real. I ain't gonna hold you. If a nigga
Speaker 1: tell me he did some motherfucking magic and that's how
Speaker 1: we together. Oh, no, you got to go. I would
Speaker 1: not be with a man who did, oh did some
Speaker 1: ritualistic lot? Does a feather thick lot? Does the feather
Speaker 1: stip in the door type? Sh I'm not gonna hold you.
Speaker 2: I didn't ask her in full detail, but she did
Speaker 2: you He said that to her, He said, that's her mind.
Speaker 1: You so wait in front of people.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that would have been worse when she
Speaker 2: said that. So basically she ended the trip early. They're
Speaker 2: still dating now. I guess like they're trying to like
Speaker 2: refigure it out that whole she better go light some
Speaker 2: candles that whole flew to another little Asian country and
Speaker 2: said I'm out, I'm about to do my own thing.
Speaker 2: And I was like, yo, she was on her close
Speaker 2: friends talking shit. I was like, damn bitch, what the
Speaker 2: fuck happened?
Speaker 1: Like? Why did you? Where is he? I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: You know it's bad, and I feel like there's more
Speaker 1: to this story. You don't leave you on n again
Speaker 1: Asia to go to another Asian country off of yeah,
Speaker 1: you wasn't my type. I knew something was up. I
Speaker 1: think he said more. I'm not gonna lie that conversation.
Speaker 1: He said some shit that did you know? I always
Speaker 1: thought you was bad? He said something something because I
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. I might have just broke up
Speaker 1: with you when we left to be Let me ask
Speaker 1: you if a man, if you found out like a
Speaker 1: man did magic on you, how would that make you feel? Okay?
Speaker 3: For context, they've been together a really long time.
Speaker 1: What's a really long time?
Speaker 3: More than four years? I think almost five?
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it is she did this magic? How far
Speaker 1: into them?
Speaker 3: I haven't known her that long?
Speaker 1: But like when was the time that they were already dating?
Speaker 1: Apparently it's how right after? Like he said he wanted
Speaker 1: to to make Curry's girlfriend. But here's the thing, I
Speaker 1: don't really know, Like they're like using my hair and shit,
Speaker 1: Like I feel I'm saying, what if she grabbed his
Speaker 1: toothbrush and like put a little yarn around it. Put
Speaker 1: that shit in the freezer, put some blood in his spaghetti. Bro, Like,
Speaker 1: hold you.
Speaker 2: I'm dating a Nigerian man. Before that, I was dating
Speaker 2: a Haitian nigga.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I leave. That's why I date
Speaker 1: African Americans. I don't I go hold you. They don't
Speaker 1: do the little wishy stuff. They just want they fried chicken. Okay,
Speaker 1: I say that to same, right, there's a little bit
Speaker 1: of context. I think.
Speaker 2: Once you use the person's this is my feeling on it. Okay,
Speaker 2: once you're using something that comes from my body, I
Speaker 2: feel like, now you're violated me. However, if you wrote
Speaker 2: my name on a paper into little candle.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. I told you I felt a
Speaker 1: little way that I felt like I was tricked into
Speaker 1: like one of my past sugar daddies. Like basically he
Speaker 1: was he was a fan. I know that. How did
Speaker 1: that happen? Right? So he was a fan of mine
Speaker 1: and I didn't know this, But this is when I
Speaker 1: worked at Applebee's, the nigga who ended up putting me
Speaker 1: on payroll when I was in college. Yes, Bro, I
Speaker 1: found out a year and a half, almost two years
Speaker 1: into that, he knew where I worked. He knew so
Speaker 1: basically he Twitter. First off, I've been on these internet streets,
Speaker 1: but he knew me from Twitter, so he knew where
Speaker 1: I worked at because bitch I was a bartender, so
Speaker 1: I used to bite, I'm gonna tip me. He knew
Speaker 1: I was from Orlando, so even he made sure to
Speaker 1: come to my bar when the Orlando Magic was playing
Speaker 1: and talk to me about the Magic. He tipped me
Speaker 1: His bill was forty dollars. He tipped me forty dollars.
Speaker 1: He just knew how to and then was like, hey,
Speaker 1: so let me take started taking me and my friends
Speaker 1: out all that bro. It was you bro told me
Speaker 1: two years later. Yeah, Like I pulled up and knew
Speaker 1: exactly what to say and all these things, and a
Speaker 1: part of me was like, oh, what a fake Phil bumboozled.
Speaker 1: But bitch I needed to stay on the payroll, so
Speaker 1: I couldn't take it too personally because by that time
Speaker 1: we actually had made a friendship. But I felt like
Speaker 1: I was so crazy. I felt like you dead ass
Speaker 1: mine you. He told me a little cigar bar, and
Speaker 1: I really felt like I was tricked into giving you
Speaker 1: some coaching. Nigga, you were I was. I thought this
Speaker 1: was a natural, organic relationship. No, nigga, you came and
Speaker 1: found me and knew things about me. That's like what?
Speaker 2: Okay, I know I must have told this story on Horrible.
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite stories of all the time.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell it real quick. I'm pretty sure you
Speaker 2: heard it. My lash lady earned my eyebrow. Lady that
Speaker 2: does the eyebrow tint and shit told me one of
Speaker 2: the I was like, I always asked this, and if
Speaker 2: y'all want some good tea, asked an Uber driver, a
Speaker 2: nail person or the girder.
Speaker 1: Hara of my Uber driver today, I hoped, and he
Speaker 1: was listening to Kevin Samuels. Okay, I'm girl rest in hell. Well,
Speaker 1: I will tell you.
Speaker 2: I always asked somebody, what's the crazies stuff that ever happened?
Speaker 1: Crazy? What's the crazy story? Okay, this is my home.
Speaker 1: I told me. Her name is Katrina the bitch. Ooh.
Speaker 2: She was like, okay, so I had a woman that
Speaker 2: worked for American Express. Okay, I never told you this, No,
Speaker 2: I don't remember an American Express story.
Speaker 3: The woman works for American this is tea.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: The woman worked for American Express. She told my eyebrow lady,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a man through the American Express records.
Speaker 2: So this woman was Indian. She looked up common Indian
Speaker 2: last names. Let's just say one of them was Patel.
Speaker 1: She looked at that. You did that really good. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would have thought of an Indian name
Speaker 1: that quick. But you're real racists. I don't know. Oh, okay,
Speaker 1: Roger Goldenberg, I don't know. Okay, valid, okay, valid. So
Speaker 1: she looked up let's just say Patel. Whatever. Right. She
Speaker 1: goes through the top spenders from there, types in their
Speaker 1: names to see if they're married, et cetera. And a
Speaker 1: lot of the top spenders have their travel book through
Speaker 1: American Express, so she knows exactly where they're staying. She said,
Speaker 1: on her sixth try, just the sixth nigga. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many she got. She pulls up to the
Speaker 1: Langham in New York, which is a very expensive hotel,
Speaker 1: sits in the lobby, met the nigga right there. She
Speaker 1: no longer gets her brows done with my homegirl because
Speaker 1: she's living between Dubai London and New York. She has
Speaker 1: a townhouse in the Upper East Side where sometimes she
Speaker 1: goes to her brows. They have a private plane, two.
Speaker 2: Children, a live in nanny, and an old pair from Dubai.
Speaker 3: Totally set up, and all I could think was, bitch,
Speaker 3: what would she do?
Speaker 1: What would he if he found out that? That's if
Speaker 1: she played? I want to ask you though, so even
Speaker 1: my story, you would feel away if a man maybe
Speaker 1: listened to this pod and intentionally made sure to take
Speaker 1: you to the Yeah.
Speaker 2: I've talked about that before. I had a guy say,
Speaker 2: have you ever heard of Lucienne? I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he listens horrible decisions because all I talk about is
Speaker 2: like how I love that restaurant. Yeah, but I've had
Speaker 2: guys do that to me.
Speaker 3: But this particular you went looking for a rich.
Speaker 1: Nigga she needed well, she don't need her job anymore.
Speaker 1: But you could lose your job for that, can't you?
Speaker 1: She works? No, no, not any more. That's my son works.
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, could you lose your job for that? Now?
Speaker 3: Is that a deep cuttergy on? Know where that's from?
Speaker 1: Wait? Did that again? You know what? My son walks?
Speaker 3: Coming to America mcdell's Oh okay.
Speaker 1: But basically big Mama y arm VISI I always do that. Okay,
Speaker 1: this should be a Twitter thread. What what's a Twitter thread?
Speaker 1: He's a good man. So Samanna, I know that I
Speaker 1: was having a hard time. Wait it sakes.
Speaker 2: Do you know I just watched that two days ago
Speaker 2: because I'm in my nineties movies back them.
Speaker 1: Bitches in the Arizona. I forgot bro them bitches Zona.
Speaker 1: They were fucking anything. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: In my head they were in LA because West Coast.
Speaker 2: And I started watching it, don't like, did you see
Speaker 2: the desert?
Speaker 1: The desert was there. It's been so long, and I
Speaker 1: was like, hemn, I'm not gonna lie rewatching it back.
Speaker 1: Even a old girl's character, the one that had to
Speaker 1: play a big woman even looking at she's not Meg
Speaker 1: bro Bro.
Speaker 3: She she kept making the comics Loretta Divine, Yes, Loretta Devine.
Speaker 1: There we Go. That was good. Yeah, no, that was
Speaker 1: a good movie. Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, so yeah, when she exposed that whole thing, I
Speaker 2: was like, bro, imagine if you just wanted to like
Speaker 2: extort her, like how many people did she tell? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, because she told her fucking brown lady, and
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, but she's not telling her homegirl.
Speaker 1: Shes gonna tell her Brown Lady she never sees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch went through the top spenders, and all I
Speaker 2: could think is like, bro, I know how much love
Speaker 2: I spent on my.
Speaker 1: M I was about to say, bitch, I just got
Speaker 1: my twenty twenty five spin, I ain't like that. You.
Speaker 1: Mama's high brone was mine was higher than I thought
Speaker 1: it would be.
Speaker 3: Mama was a salary. No, so I'm not gonna say it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was gonna. I can't even say old
Speaker 1: on Mama me too. Wait the same number not the
Speaker 1: same number? Seven was the last one? Wait? We spent
Speaker 1: the time one one? Anyway, fine, the same work seven
Speaker 1: but a little bit more. No, Yeah, I saw that,
Speaker 1: and I said, now, how the hair bit y'all saw
Speaker 1: my amax?
Speaker 3: Spence said, no, wonder they raised the late feet.
Speaker 1: I said, who the hell? No wonder they let me
Speaker 1: go seven thousand above my limit? Oh, and I just
Speaker 1: saw that. I was like, whoa.
Speaker 2: But there's one thing I will say. The perks I've
Speaker 2: had my mama don't pay for flights like.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm diamond like I reach. I reached Diamond
Speaker 1: last year by May.
Speaker 3: That's when I knew it was a problem.
Speaker 1: But no, we were.
Speaker 2: It was only that she said, you could, you could
Speaker 2: tell the story, but don't give any clues to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, last we listen to me judge. Are we going
Speaker 1: to judge her way? Are we gonna judge her really bad? No?
Speaker 1: She broke up with them, So then, okay, home.
Speaker 3: World just started dating a soccer player of sas.
Speaker 1: Okay now and she already broke up with them, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, oh bit because because I
Speaker 1: was like, wow, okay, and she told me okay started
Speaker 1: being a soccer player overseas and they just don't have
Speaker 1: a lot of communication. Well, like do they speak the
Speaker 1: same language? They do? That's why I barely get to
Speaker 1: see English. She's I was talking to one this summer.
Speaker 1: They fine, yeah, but girl, we on FaceTime and I'm just.
Speaker 3: Like, no, he's not playing right now.
Speaker 1: The should we talking to the same name? No no,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no. Coman got injured too.
Speaker 3: Y'all are not talking the same nigger?
Speaker 1: So you know, oh okay, okay, okay, okay, so boom
Speaker 1: talking to talk overseas and they're in the same city
Speaker 1: right now because he's injured. Okay, so she's like, I have.
Speaker 1: He hasn't brought up Valentine's Day. I have, He hasn't
Speaker 1: really said much. Okay.
Speaker 2: He hits her up. He's my mom is sick right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to fly back to go see her. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is last week. Let's just say January thirty. She's like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm so sorry. What's going on? He said,
Speaker 2: she's on life support. She's like what the fuck.
Speaker 1: She's like, holy how long have they been dating? And
Speaker 1: why is she just finding this out? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: she knew his mom was with little sucker, not life
Speaker 1: support sick.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pray for her tonight Da da da da,
Speaker 2: and she goes, when are we going to be able
Speaker 2: to go?
Speaker 3: He says, February twelfth.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave. She was like Nigga's January.
Speaker 3: So that said, hold on, bitch, now he planned life support.
Speaker 1: So she can on the phone me, I said, So
Speaker 1: his mom fitted dial Valentine's again. Oh bitch. She's like
Speaker 1: I now, And I was like, oh bitch, how do
Speaker 1: you question that, Like, that's the gag, Like how do
Speaker 1: you question like because you, as a woman, you don't
Speaker 1: want to seem it's sensitive, But how do you just say? So? Yo, mama?
Speaker 1: Gon make it just to Valentine's Day week. She's like, weazy,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I was like, write
Speaker 1: him back, Oh wait, I wrote the text for her too.
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't want to say. I don't
Speaker 1: want to say. I said, bitch, you know what to say? Bitch?
Speaker 1: What did you what did you so how hard to say?
Speaker 1: I said, uh, hey, baby, I'm really thinking about your mother.
Speaker 1: She's on my mind.
Speaker 2: It's really breaking my heart right now, and I just
Speaker 2: wish you were there with her.
Speaker 3: Now, what is keeping you?
Speaker 1: Good? Girl? That's good. I wouldn't have thought of that.
Speaker 1: What is so? Yeah? All right, well, okay, right? What
Speaker 1: is keeping you here in the States? I know I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to school you or anything. I know you
Speaker 1: know how intense this can be and how serious it is.
Speaker 1: But just why the wait? He writes back, Oh wait,
Speaker 1: where's his text? Because she sent this to me? What
Speaker 1: was this response? Team needs me here? I am still
Speaker 1: I am still helping the coach with side stuff. It's
Speaker 1: going to be difficult to leave anytime, but that week.
Speaker 3: Hau fuck nigga please anyway.
Speaker 2: Basically, she didn't break up with him accusing him lying
Speaker 2: about his mom, but she just basically said, to your
Speaker 2: communications off ba da da. And I was like, Yo,
Speaker 2: the one person chance that bitch is really not you.
Speaker 1: Calling his mama a bitch. I was sorry, not the
Speaker 1: chance that that bitch is all low support? Yo? But
Speaker 1: what if I she on life support? I'm going in
Speaker 1: three weeks huh? And then no, that's that's the thing.
Speaker 3: He said, that's nothing stable right now. I said, bro,
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 1: Break up with because if you but if your mama
Speaker 1: is really all life support, you don't want to be
Speaker 1: there to say your mama all life support. But I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go see her Valentine's Day weekend talking about she's
Speaker 1: stable right now? Mind you.
Speaker 3: I was like, dog, you have god. I was like,
Speaker 3: stand up, bitch, that.
Speaker 1: Nigga told you his mama's basically dying. The weekend, you
Speaker 1: want to get some chocolate sweeth. I don't know he
Speaker 1: going to spend it with He going to spend it
Speaker 1: with another woman. That's what's happening.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I requested all the bitches that we think
Speaker 2: he's fucking from the horrible decision based just letting you
Speaker 2: know now bruh.
Speaker 1: What I was like, well, we know I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I was like, but this looks like a page. You
Speaker 1: know when you know, when y'all bitch needs you to investigate,
Speaker 1: you investigate. I love that you investigate using our business asset.
Speaker 1: So I basically was like, you know what, it.
Speaker 2: Would make sense because the podcast it looked like it
Speaker 2: just want to grow and shit, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I was like, so, let me see how many bitches
Speaker 1: did you follow? It's four. All of them declined their request.
Speaker 1: Two I'm not wait they decline. Wait they were all
Speaker 1: the private All of them are private. The ones that
Speaker 1: were the bitch ones that are public, we didn't need
Speaker 1: to follow. Oh so it declined it and.
Speaker 3: They all live in his hometown over.
Speaker 1: So you lie the fact that your mama followed one
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not gonna lie the fact that your
Speaker 1: girl was dating Nigga and she knew four other potential bitches.
Speaker 1: She been a part of the harem but but she
Speaker 1: been making brand though from the Nigga so she don't
Speaker 1: want to come off. So then why does she care
Speaker 1: whether she spent a holiday with him or not? Because
Speaker 1: I think now she's like, if you gonna be tricked
Speaker 1: on by a nigga, y'all need to stop thinking that
Speaker 1: they gonna love you too. Just take the money. You
Speaker 1: can't have both. The nigga not gonna care about your
Speaker 1: feelings and howadays and be breaking you off. Do you
Speaker 1: want to be a taken care of woman or do
Speaker 1: you want to be what an emotionally intelligent man? Which
Speaker 1: one you're not gonna get both? Wait, here's the team
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get both.
Speaker 2: So the two women that we thought, you know, sports
Speaker 2: players don't be following any women.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait some of them do. If they're meaning us,
Speaker 1: they're not. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie the nigga, who girl? He follows zero
Speaker 1: and we here we are he follows zero. See, but
Speaker 1: I also don't know how he found but she got
Speaker 1: like thirty million followers. I don't know how he saw
Speaker 1: my likes. Oh no, it's a notification for blueshet Well no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: you don't even know how he found he found me
Speaker 1: because one of our horrible decisions clips came across his algorithm.
Speaker 1: Then he went to my page and saw that I
Speaker 1: followed girl, you ain't even gonna believe. Oh you're dr bad.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, my soccer player. Oh no.
Speaker 1: We didn't get nowhere because then I dug deep into
Speaker 1: his life and I was like, oh, I don't know
Speaker 1: about this. I don't know about this. Oh wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: but he spent languages, so one of the best. Because
Speaker 1: I was like, why do you feel it?
Speaker 2: Feel like it's these women, right, She's like, okay, well,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure because his mom follows one.
Speaker 1: But maybe it's his cousin. Bitch. I click on the
Speaker 1: picture of the bitch.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say she was bad.
Speaker 1: My homegirls cuter bro niggas have bad cousins. I'm just
Speaker 1: saying this, look the look. Can I just maybe he
Speaker 1: was helping her with the groceries. But you know what
Speaker 1: they say, grotri, this is giving me anxiety. I can't
Speaker 1: sleep at night, bitch, I'm pissed. Valentine's Day is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: And the man was like, I'm gonna propose to him
Speaker 2: and do this and that and just like, you know,
Speaker 2: giving her all this attention.
Speaker 1: Now her friend who was in the background, because you
Speaker 1: know what a bitch going through with your friend gotta
Speaker 1: drive over there.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to talk her off the list because she
Speaker 2: sounds really upset. And this is how I know I'm
Speaker 2: not the straight up friend, like I'm the caudle friend.
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, She's like, I just can't believe
Speaker 2: he's doing this to me. And I was like, I
Speaker 2: don't want you to feel like it meant nothing, like
Speaker 2: obviously he cares about you so much. You're always in
Speaker 2: his home, you have your stuff there, da da da.
Speaker 2: I was like, but you're probably just the main and
Speaker 2: the favorite friend in back. Girl, I'll talking about you.
Speaker 1: Ain't fuck your favorite if his mama dying off Fabruary,
Speaker 1: so well, that's crazy and ain't and ain't he gonna
Speaker 1: be one of the mother girl?
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, but no, so bugs.
Speaker 2: But like, here's the problem when you have someone that's
Speaker 2: just like she is ig batty attractive girl.
Speaker 1: Beyonce, I got cheated all no, no, no, no, no, no. I make
Speaker 1: enough points in this one.
Speaker 2: I'm not that she isn't she's obviously beautiful, but I'm
Speaker 2: saying that shit that them niggas want, the athletes want
Speaker 2: when they want, like want those girls so badly.
Speaker 1: And they zone in on it.
Speaker 2: It's tough because it's like it's almost like a game,
Speaker 2: like when niggas find you on ig.
Speaker 3: Because you're bad.
Speaker 2: It's hard because it's not to say it can't go anywhere,
Speaker 2: but you know that they're rampant for you because you're
Speaker 2: so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. When I go through
Speaker 1: sometimes my explore page, I literally think like, oh, if
Speaker 1: I was a nigga with millions, i'd fuck her. I
Speaker 1: fucked her. Think of the bitches that I would fly
Speaker 1: out to me to suck my dick for about a
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I'd be like, that's how I look at bitches, Like,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, that would be a joy from passion nov
Speaker 1: I'm like before all the surgeries, like person, she looks good,
Speaker 1: like an alien. I like it. You like alien bitches,
Speaker 1: and I'm about a BBO lover. But her alien type
Speaker 1: get me? Oh boy, Actually I like the girl. Her
Speaker 1: name start with a why Oh she's so bad. Oh
Speaker 1: I don't know her name. I can't think of it
Speaker 1: right now. She's bad. She gotta be able. That look
Speaker 1: wastless kind of ass man. You know what we shouldn't
Speaker 1: invite like in sell niggas line, so we could just
Speaker 1: talk about our I G Batty I fucked more women
Speaker 1: than because you know they got every single one. Oh
Speaker 1: do you mean to and toe? Yeah? She actually posted
Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, give you all the I G
Speaker 1: batty T because I feel like they no just follow,
Speaker 1: just follow I G model T long enough. That page
Speaker 1: is messy me too. Anyway, if y'all got a nigga,
Speaker 1: have fun this weekend. If y'all don't got a nigga,
Speaker 1: have fun this weekend. Absolutely, And if you all start
Speaker 1: a weekend, I'll be at the parties where you don't
Speaker 1: have to buy me a drink. So let's just do
Speaker 1: a shot together. What girl, it's gonna be open bar
Speaker 1: where I'm gonna be at. Bye, it's not dry February.
Speaker 2: If you miss all of our sex talk, run don't
Speaker 2: want I'm so sorry. I had our D n D
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