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Speaker 1: But depressed in your past.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why sometimes I want to reject the whole

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Speaker 2: It's this and that. I hate the Gallantine ship. We'll

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Speaker 1: Party I just got invited to one, oh girl. We'll

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Speaker 1: talk about that later. Decisions, decisions, Hey guys, welcome to

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Speaker 1: another episode of Desist. Y'all. Y'all, I don't like we're

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Speaker 1: coming off that Bauty performance. I am your girl, Mandy

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Speaker 1: b a k A, Mandy p a k A just

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Speaker 1: that bitch. Okay, wait, is this all you? Girl? You

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Speaker 1: know what? Now? You acting white? Don't do that? You

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Speaker 1: notice they not me. It is giving twenty seven pieces

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Speaker 1: of me, but your hair. It gives your hair, because

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Speaker 1: I know that's what I was doing. But you know,

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Speaker 1: I ain't been to New York to get my hair

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Speaker 1: like done done, and bitch it was not given. And

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Speaker 1: I was like, uh uh, but I know you was

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Speaker 1: gonna come in here with the natural because it's given.

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Speaker 1: I'm been pressed to get rid of my brains. Girl,

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Speaker 1: I've been so given with Rodriguez. It is it's given.

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Speaker 1: Boni lemuco because living in the North East Side and

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Speaker 1: see anyway, hello, and you can see that's what she

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Speaker 1: misses it. We're in Atlanta, York.

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Speaker 2: I honestly must say, come into Atlanta. It's you remember what.

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Speaker 1: Was the guy that was fucked uh he did some

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Speaker 3: We come to Atlanta. It just reminds you as black.

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Speaker 3: It's in your face.

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Speaker 1: No, it is, it's just there. Yeah, we just talked

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Speaker 1: about I don't know if you saw the news, but

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Speaker 1: I talked about it. They are making lemon pepper wings

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Speaker 1: the food of Georgia. Like there's a little day there's

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Speaker 1: a pology. No, there's no. Oh wait, that's right, she

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Speaker 1: don't do that. I said, who is these niggas? You

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Speaker 1: know somebody I don't don't who is these niggas? I

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Speaker 1: don't wait, bro, I Realizedelebrity game also twenty twenty six, bro,

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Speaker 1: you not going? Hold on? I can show you, uh

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Speaker 1: because my homeboy Keith posted it.

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Speaker 3: Is it the all the celebrity rosters, would you?

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Speaker 1: Yes? Girl? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Jeremy Lynn Okay, I know Jeremy Lynn.

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Speaker 1: I know Jeremy Lynn. Okay, keep going? Who else you

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Speaker 3: Dylan Wang, Sham's turn, Jenna Bandy.

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Speaker 1: Who are these people? Who? Fuck? Is this?

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Speaker 3: DJ Mustard?

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Speaker 1: I know DJ Mustard, Keenan Allen is that from Keenan

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Speaker 1: and kel Keenan Allen, Andre Degrassi like Neil Degrass. See,

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Speaker 1: I don't know Cody Jon't Simuliu. I know them. That's

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Speaker 1: the nigga from What's the with Amy Wong Ali Wong?

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Speaker 1: Keep going, do you know any bruh bruh? Okay? So

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Speaker 1: here I go, like, well, I just want to go

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Speaker 1: to Kenny Smith's party. Kenny Smith is all the niggas

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Speaker 1: Fomo. Oh. I was shocked that you weren't there for that.

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Speaker 2: I had been in La for weeks. Bro, I really

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Speaker 1: No if you started singing along too, I really missed

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Speaker 1: my week You never heard this. I really miss my nigga.

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Speaker 1: Wait this manny phone, hold on. I cannot believe you

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Speaker 1: have never heard this song. It's a fabulous tune. I

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Speaker 1: my nigga and it's by a white man. Oh oh god.

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Speaker 1: Well no, he's a new artist. Do you know Alex Warren?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? He has this song called Ordinary. Oh

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Speaker 1: the YouTube. I need you to hear this. White man

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Speaker 1: Imagine dragons. No, bitch, it's not imagine dragons. It's like

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I just told you Valentine's Day, I'm

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. Ye, you're cover your mouth more. No,

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Speaker 1: can God? Yeah, that's y'all ready to see that motherfucker? Man?

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Speaker 1: When Weezy got the outlined, you ain't even got your

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Speaker 2: I don't get outlined because I had a Valentine's Day

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Speaker 2: So every year we switched planning. So last your year.

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Speaker 2: Last year we was in Thailand. This year is his year.

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Speaker 3: And uh, most of y'all know we do a date night.

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Speaker 2: Each month. One of us plans a date, right. So

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Speaker 2: this month was my month and I made a little

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Speaker 1: a candle light show. So it was. It was literally,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, after we went to Django, which, by the way,

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Speaker 2: is a very sexy day. It's an underground jazz club

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Speaker 2: listen to jazz as fire.

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Speaker 3: So we get to the candlelight concert, right.

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Speaker 1: He looks at me and he was like, I was

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Speaker 1: like what and he was like, it's probably my Valentine's

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Speaker 1: thea shit, nigga, we can't go twice. Oh, he planned

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Speaker 1: it for Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 3: He's like, I thought he was gonna do this.

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Speaker 1: Wait, this is the thing that happens weekly. And they

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Speaker 1: were like five a week, bitch of Drake. No, No,

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Speaker 2: And he was like, I'm so mad right now, I

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Speaker 2: and would like them.

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Speaker 3: And play them back like, yeah, she gonna like this.

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Speaker 3: He was like, I really curated our day?

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Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me?

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Speaker 2: He bro the whole time he and a concert is

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Speaker 1: And like, now we gotta do some different shit. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So I don't know what Valentine's Day holds, but I

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Speaker 2: and it's a Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: But it's tough because like Valentine's Day for me has

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Speaker 3: Last night, I went to the Relationship Goals premiere.

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Speaker 1: We were we were even talking about interviewing Kelly that

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Speaker 1: see you in the likes on the Instagram page. Nice.

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Speaker 1: She came up and was like, I'm sorry it didn't

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Speaker 2: So, oh, fast forward in the movie Relationship Goals. Maybe

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Speaker 2: everybody saw it by now, Method Man and Kelly is

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Speaker 2: on Prime Go check it out.

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Speaker 1: Ryan Jamal Swayin is in there. We had him on.

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Speaker 3: Yes, we did the best part of the movie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm talking about every time he was on screen,

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Speaker 1: Every time I see Method Man in that movie, I'm

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Speaker 2: Basically kept talking about how people will act and pretend

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Speaker 2: like relationship Goals is a real thing, but it's a facade.

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Speaker 2: Like oh, you're online and someone's on a mountain with

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Speaker 2: it's not really real. And there's a thing about Valentine's Day. Sometimes,

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Speaker 2: while I'm excited I can celebrate Valentine's able to partner,

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Speaker 2: I'm like, damn bruh. But like, I've been so depressed

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Speaker 2: over this holiday because it made me feel like I was.

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Speaker 1: Lonely but depressed in your past. Yeah, okay, but.

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Speaker 2: I mean like, that's why sometimes I want to reject

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Speaker 2: the whole thing, because I'm like, I know, I've been

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Speaker 2: in a place where I was like, fuck, Valentine's Day

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Speaker 2: is stupid. It's this and that. I hate the Gallentines Shit.

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Speaker 2: We'll talk about that later. But yeah, there's a part

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Speaker 1: I just got invited to one oh girl. We'll talk

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Speaker 1: about that later. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So I want to give y'all one of the best

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Speaker 2: tips I've heard from Valentine's name.

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Speaker 1: Okay, this is for people with someone. I thought this

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Speaker 1: was really dope. This is people with someone. Okay, so

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Speaker 1: let me not listen. Okay, I'm just playing. I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of niggas, but now I ain't spending it

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Speaker 1: After that clip, and here we go. She want to

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Speaker 2: Okay, So I thought we should make our list, and

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that person did like Gabby's list, so she can

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Speaker 1: Okay. Mandy's list food Japanese because I'm Asian.

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Speaker 1: Snacks? You know mine beach, it ain't changing in fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: What they're like? Ochre chips, y'all? I love ochre chips.

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Speaker 1: Bro I did I make you try umph at the house? Oh? Pickles? Oh?

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Speaker 2: All the sure me is like essentials or kids or like,

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Speaker 1: yuro two. That's a little tricky for me. Okay. Favorite color,

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, this is what I wrote for mine.

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Speaker 1: If you want to take me to the beach, oh

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Speaker 3: We live in New York, which is fore and all bro.

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Speaker 2: A lot of my friends that were doing the fucking

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Speaker 2: if you want to take it to the beach Mexico,

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Speaker 2: oh bosh, Mexico, that's right. Not Mandy could make my loose,

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Speaker 2: I know.

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Speaker 1: I mean I've only been sitting by you for almost

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Speaker 1: ten years now and known you for twenty year? What

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Speaker 1: did I say for yours? Oh? You don't don't be

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Speaker 1: like that? Okay, okay, I feel like if you want

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Speaker 1: rich Dubai. You know what's crazy. I've gone there so

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Speaker 1: I like a Ruba. But if you got money, I'll

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Speaker 1: take the Maldi. You got money, I'll take I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: do safe you got me? Yeah, No, I do. I

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Speaker 1: do like a Ruba. A Ruba to me is really nice.

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Speaker 1: I like a Ruba better than Carosyl. Yeah, and I

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Speaker 1: ain't even gonna hold you. I'd be turning down trips

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Speaker 1: like Jamaica again, like I go to No, I'm Jamaica

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Speaker 1: I'm not a fan, but I do want to do

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Speaker 1: like baby, y'all want to try that out? Ever where

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Speaker 1: Mandy went, you can to get fun. Maybe you two

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Speaker 1: can get Coon. And it's just it's a fair. It's

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Speaker 1: and you don't feel like you in cant Coon because

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Speaker 1: There was a phone party at the pool. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to read. I'm trying to read the poor work myself,

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Speaker 1: I try to work.

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Speaker 2: I just told my nigga about can't Coon right because

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Speaker 2: of gotta go to Kanko first, to loom Ho Bosh even.

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Speaker 2: I like, there's a small place called Marita. Like anyway,

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Speaker 2: so long story short. Him and I are trying to

431
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:41,960
Speaker 2: figure out where we want to go on our euro

432
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,679
Speaker 2: trip this summer, and I'm like, you know, Paris is

433
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,040
Speaker 2: it for me? But where should we spend another week?

434
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,439
Speaker 2: Because he said, bitch, we did too much bouncing last time.

435
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,879
Speaker 2: I ain't doing it. I was like, well, you have

436
00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,919
Speaker 2: him into Spain. I think we should try Spain. My

437
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:56,720
Speaker 2: friends love Spain. I feel like, oh Annie Biza. I

438
00:20:56,760 --> 00:20:59,200
Speaker 2: said to him, I don't know if it's two party,

439
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,680
Speaker 2: because this is how you can describe it, Visa, I said,

440
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:04,840
Speaker 2: think of can Coon, but with wealthy people.

441
00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 1: So for it's funny because my two best friends went

442
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:13,480
Speaker 1: Adrianna and Crystal Win and then they also did Barcelona.

443
00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,639
Speaker 1: They did both okay during COVID and I was like,

444
00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:18,480
Speaker 1: that's when I was scared of COVID. At first, I said,

445
00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,200
Speaker 1: bitching to be stuck over there, I gotta come back

446
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:26,040
Speaker 1: to work. But they said I would love Barcelona. They

447
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 1: were like, girl, you would have hated a Bitha. But

448
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:30,640
Speaker 1: it's because to wit. First off, that's what they say.

449
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,440
Speaker 1: They say, it's a beat the baby. And it's also

450
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,320
Speaker 1: it was Barcelona, Blona. Do you know what I half write?

451
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:41,400
Speaker 1: Do you know the story about the list.

452
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 3: Apparently the king at that time had had a list.

453
00:21:44,359 --> 00:21:47,120
Speaker 3: So all of the people you're lying, I swear to God,

454
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:48,320
Speaker 3: you're lying, not just.

455
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 1: And Barcelona is because the man had a list. That

456
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,880
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Well, they said I would have They said

457
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,399
Speaker 1: I would have loved Barcelona. But they were like, girl,

458
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: real white, everybody white. They look at you when you're black,

459
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: like it's weird and everything is, which is why you

460
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: would like it us. So they said, bitch. Everywhere we

461
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,800
Speaker 1: went there was no word.

462
00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 3: That's why I don't like Kei.

463
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,320
Speaker 1: Oh, because it's all but there's no word. That's why

464
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,080
Speaker 1: even when I went and took my mama and my

465
00:22:20,119 --> 00:22:23,320
Speaker 1: sister to uh what part of Greece did we go to?

466
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:28,879
Speaker 1: Athens and Mikonos girl. I was like, give me a word.

467
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 1: I need a word. I was like, I need a

468
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:37,000
Speaker 1: soulful house. I know y'all dragged me for saying Detroit

469
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:42,199
Speaker 1: I meant techno. I understand Chicago, damn, but that's what

470
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,239
Speaker 1: I need. I need to feel that. You know what.

471
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 1: You know why I need words? I realized because I'm

472
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: nearrow Differgin like I become too overstimulated just with noise

473
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:52,560
Speaker 1: coming in my ear and I'm like, we're no.

474
00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,880
Speaker 3: The word ad makes me want to change his song.

475
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:58,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can't change no because they don't have

476
00:22:58,680 --> 00:22:59,520
Speaker 2: words my A d D.

477
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a piano. It takes a while. All

478
00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,919
Speaker 1: I'm a piano. I'll be like, now you're ne a

479
00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:08,440
Speaker 1: divergent like me. I literally wait for words like it.

480
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: It's like it like get it. It hurts me. Where's

481
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 1: the words hello? Talk to me? Then they don't, and

482
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:19,200
Speaker 1: then that you're just supposed to do this like you

483
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 1: would a workout class. I'm like, bitch, I can't even

484
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,760
Speaker 1: move my hips, like what, I can't do it. I

485
00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 1: can't do it, I can I cannot do it. Now.

486
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 2: I got a horror derve. If we're gonna do just

487
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: because it's Valentine's Day. And considering your text that came

488
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,880
Speaker 2: through when I was visiting my dad the other day,

489
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:43,320
Speaker 2: I think you probably do this too, So I got

490
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 2: a long distance Valentine's Day too. One of my favorite

491
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:52,199
Speaker 2: things to do, it's the FaceTime instruction. Is to what

492
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,840
Speaker 2: the FaceTime instruction? Okay, so this is what you do? Okay,

493
00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 2: Basically if you too scared to dom somebody, and you

494
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 2: could do it over the phone, because it's a little premeditated,

495
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying. So you tell them that

496
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,199
Speaker 2: you're gonna own them. They have to call you at

497
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:09,479
Speaker 2: a certain time. They have to be wearing whatever you

498
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 2: say and be sitting in whatever place that you say,

499
00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:15,520
Speaker 2: and you give them instructions via FaceTime.

500
00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:17,399
Speaker 1: If you get too nervous, you could write down what

501
00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:19,719
Speaker 1: they are and they won't even know you did the shit. So,

502
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:24,159
Speaker 1: like number one, there's a teleprompter, ap, y'all, can you?

503
00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:28,280
Speaker 2: So like number one could be like, lean forward, put

504
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: your lips out, give me a kiss, tell me something dirty,

505
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 2: and they'll tell you something and be like tell me

506
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 2: a fantasy and whatever, and then you can tell them

507
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: to like slowly strip for you, and then by the

508
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: time they're naked, you could have them masturbate for you.

509
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 2: And if you really get them to that point, of course,

510
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 2: asking permission to come as like so hot, but FaceTime instruction, bitch,

511
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,679
Speaker 2: that's my jam.

512
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,439
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't like it that you threw me in

513
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 1: here like I just you said, niggas is calling you.

514
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: They on horrible decisions, decisions. Don't tell people that I

515
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: that I do such a thing. I'm a classic woman,

516
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,360
Speaker 1: but really more than one that day, you don't understand.

517
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,880
Speaker 1: Within twenty four hours, three niggas was asking to jerk

518
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,760
Speaker 1: off on the phone and during the snowstorm. It was

519
00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: there in the snowstorm, but two of them were not

520
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 1: at the snowstorm. So I was like, bruh, I'm at home.

521
00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:17,959
Speaker 1: And I think it was a day right before my period,

522
00:25:18,200 --> 00:25:20,359
Speaker 1: so I was like, it's all horny ass niggas like

523
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 1: because I was not in the mood to be sexy,

524
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 1: because I just felt like blood about to come out

525
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:28,040
Speaker 1: this koochie any minute now. And one was like, you

526
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: got toys. I want to see you. I don't like

527
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:32,159
Speaker 1: when I have to do stuff. The only thing I

528
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: like to do is when they jack Off. I'd be like,

529
00:25:34,359 --> 00:25:36,280
Speaker 1: oh yeah, Jack, that big ass tick. Oh it's so big?

530
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,960
Speaker 1: You want to I like to talk to them. I

531
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 1: don't like when I have to like do my shit.

532
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,960
Speaker 1: I don't like when I have to put on a show.

533
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 3: How long do you used to stay on the phone?

534
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,040
Speaker 1: Tell they heck girl, I'll be making them come real quick.

535
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: I mean like, I'm not gonna do it, because what

536
00:25:50,920 --> 00:25:52,800
Speaker 1: have you ever timed it? Oh? No, no, no. When

537
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:55,840
Speaker 1: I tell you the way I talk dirty to these niggas,

538
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: they be busting in like two minutes tools and that

539
00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:11,240
Speaker 1: burnt off. First. Don't they seem like I'm not feminine? Okay,

540
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 1: I'd be talking a little dirty and get it wire storkling. No,

541
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,240
Speaker 1: but I'll be talking dirty to them and then it

542
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,880
Speaker 1: get them real hard and they'd be like, what about

543
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 1: the bus? And I'll be telling them where the bus

544
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 1: and it's great, and I'd be like, well, mage, nigg yeah,

545
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,159
Speaker 1: like cause they're so I got one real natty. No

546
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: no, no no. So sometimes they be in a hotel, they traveling.

547
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:36,800
Speaker 1: You know, my niggas got jobs, and so when they're

548
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 1: in a hotel room, oh my god, I told you

549
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 1: the one I like him. If y'all stay in hotels,

550
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 1: just know, if any of my niggas stay in there,

551
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:48,480
Speaker 1: you're not safe. I make them like like, ooh, come

552
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,840
Speaker 1: on the lamp, come on the dresser, come on the like,

553
00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:54,040
Speaker 1: spread it on the floor. I like to see it

554
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 1: in the hotel room. I'm disgusting. And then when they're

555
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: at home, I'd be like, ooh, I want to see

556
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 1: it all over your chest. Then I got one nasty nigga,

557
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 1: I'd be like, ooh, make it come in your face

558
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,000
Speaker 1: and he literally jacks his dick off to wear it.

559
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 1: I love it and be like, oh, now imagine I'll

560
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: look it off room and then they be like Crystal

561
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,240
Speaker 1: lover and be like sitting here. First off, when these

562
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,680
Speaker 1: biggas call no, no, no, so you ready, she was

563
00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 1: snowed in with me and you should have seen me.

564
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 1: She was like, Mandy, you're so mean, because I was like,

565
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,120
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm watching TV. No, I don't want

566
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,199
Speaker 1: to watch you because also my best friend. Can you

567
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 1: imagine me and her are watching TV. I get these

568
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:32,119
Speaker 1: text messages multiple and the plot's getting good and they're like,

569
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: first off, we were into it, and so I'm like girta. Imagine,

570
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,480
Speaker 1: I gotta be like, girl, can you pause it? I

571
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,960
Speaker 1: gotta go upstairs till this nigga jack off, And mind you,

572
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,119
Speaker 1: she's heard me leave into another room to be like,

573
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:48,199
Speaker 1: oh yeah, oh it's so hard, that is it. I

574
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: just wasn't in the mood for my best friend to

575
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: hear me like talk dirty to one nigga while these

576
00:27:52,119 --> 00:27:57,160
Speaker 1: jack off three thousand miles away. Well, and that's another thing.

577
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 1: I really only like to do it within the week

578
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:01,040
Speaker 1: that I know I'm about to se you if we're

579
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:02,880
Speaker 1: not about that fun, if we're not about to see

580
00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,640
Speaker 1: at the point now you're making me an only fans

581
00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,840
Speaker 1: bitch literally for free.

582
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 3: I know, niggas go on Twitter now that it's unfair.

583
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: It's so unfair. Where's my deposit? Where's my cash? Shot?

584
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 3: Oh I got another tip?

585
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,720
Speaker 1: Okay. I don't like that you're turning this into horrible decisions.

586
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 1: No where, Now this gets more vanilla, Okay, because no, no, no,

587
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,679
Speaker 1: I'm not mad that you're turning it into horrible decisions.

588
00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: But we're almost ten years in and I'm supposed to

589
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,120
Speaker 1: be mature and I'm still being annoy you.

590
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:32,160
Speaker 2: You chose the TV show so I guess you were Okay.

591
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,560
Speaker 1: You're right now, this is for I didn't do it.

592
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 1: I didn't do okay, Okay.

593
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if anybody else's used a zeal or

594
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:42,040
Speaker 2: what's that soothe, but get on one of the maps.

595
00:28:42,040 --> 00:28:45,320
Speaker 2: It's a massage app and y'all book massages at the

596
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:49,040
Speaker 2: same time, basically trying to spend your day together. So

597
00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:50,760
Speaker 2: let's just say you're in La, he's in New York.

598
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,080
Speaker 2: You do five o'clock, he does eight o'clock the same time. Right,

599
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 2: just booking them at the same time, eating at the

600
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,240
Speaker 2: same time, like really getting to experience. I have a

601
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 2: friend right now and they can't afford to get to

602
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 2: each other. So she's trying to plan out how they're

603
00:29:03,480 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: gonna like really have a nice day. And I was like, oh, bitch,

604
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,280
Speaker 2: do the same things together. It'll make you feel close.

605
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 1: So the I don't like it. But you remember one

606
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: of like my really good dates that I talked about

607
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: where the guy rented a movie and shared it with

608
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 1: me to where we watched it at the same time,

609
00:29:19,600 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: and then he uber eats me the snacks and we

610
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: literally got to watch the movie at the same time.

611
00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: Talk about what was happening, and it was a really

612
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: good movie. Life of Pie so cute. I'm only laughing

613
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,959
Speaker 1: at movie. Don't do this, don't do this. Shut up. Well,

614
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: this date was a couple years ago. I remember. No, no, no, buddy,

615
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 1: it's old room.

616
00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 2: By the way, speaking of old movies, I literally cannot

617
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:48,000
Speaker 2: watch right now.

618
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm going through, Mandy. I cannot

619
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: watch a movie that wasn't made in the nineties of

620
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 1: the there are divergence.

621
00:29:52,760 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I can't watch new shit. The new

622
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:56,680
Speaker 3: shit is so bad.

623
00:29:56,840 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: No, it's not wait movies.

624
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 2: I just can't handle new movie. It's like if I

625
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 2: go to the movie and I experienced cool.

626
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: When I was sitting watching Netflix, like I was watching

627
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 1: people we met on vacation, I was like, my god,

628
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 1: this is terrible. I you know what, I liked the

629
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 1: the one with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. But I

630
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 1: love them two whites, adding them to my favorite whites. Y'all.

631
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: When I tell you, I used to be in love

632
00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 1: like they used to. They had they had a movie.

633
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: They had a movie that I really loved growing up

634
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:25,840
Speaker 1: called Dogma, which I'm so mad it's not on any

635
00:30:25,840 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: of the fucking streaming ass Why. I don't know if

636
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,680
Speaker 1: any of y'all know where I can watch fucking Dogma

637
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,719
Speaker 1: because Blockbuster no longer exists. I cannot find Dogma anywhere.

638
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: It's just not even on YouTube. The old movies got

639
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 1: some cachet that the new ship. Don't the acting be bad?

640
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,680
Speaker 1: Because Wicked was good. Did you see Wicked?

641
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: Oh I'm not a musical girl.

642
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,360
Speaker 1: It was good.

643
00:30:44,360 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 3: Plus they're too like cracked out right now.

644
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:50,520
Speaker 1: No, she's back normal. She's wearing drawstring ponytails again. Arianna's

645
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,000
Speaker 1: back to being Ariana, like, let me no longer Glinda,

646
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:53,880
Speaker 1: the good witch.

647
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 3: I don't do well with like the sick light by choice?

648
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa? What problematic?

649
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 2: I'm dead ash No, Like, it's not like you think, wait,

650
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 2: you think they look sick, and I think they look sick,

651
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 2: both of them. I don't even at this point, I

652
00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 2: don't think the other ladies are just like no food

653
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 2: because at least on some of the g O P

654
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 2: one eat, These hoes look crazy dog And then maybe

655
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: maybe I think they're I think Arion.

656
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: It just like they need help the walk. I think

657
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: she's eating again, because she looked a little fuller at

658
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 1: the Grammy.

659
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 3: Have you seen like this skits on how they act together?

660
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I'm not gonna lie. They're faked lesbian relationship.

661
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: First off, old Girl is real rude to lean away

662
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:43,040
Speaker 1: because you can't be having this much of it reminds

663
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: me of uh, you know, Kerrie Washington and the President.

664
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 1: They both actually have uh spouses, but they be real

665
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,120
Speaker 1: close in them interviews. It reminded me of that, like,

666
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:56,480
Speaker 1: this is a coworking relationship that is kind of disrespectful

667
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:57,280
Speaker 1: to the marriage.

668
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: They're disgusting.

669
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: Bro, do you think that they'd be fixing each other's

670
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 1: necklaces when it don't need no fix and they just

671
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:03,920
Speaker 1: want to touch each other.

672
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 2: Just And then the way they get when it's like

673
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:12,920
Speaker 2: you just love each other sady, not like I support.

674
00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: It freaks me out. It's like sometimes when people talk

675
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: about Illuminati shit, I'll be like, oh, this is it,

676
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:17,479
Speaker 1: this is we're watching that. You think that's what it is.

677
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: I thought, I think they're both just no diversion. No,

678
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:23,160
Speaker 1: and then I thought not not it. And also at

679
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: first they thought, oh, maybe.

680
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 2: They are gay, but I was like no, because you

681
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: wouldn't do this much to hide like you would hide

682
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 2: it more.

683
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 3: And then I thought it was drill and I was like,

684
00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 3: one of them really is gay.

685
00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 1: And we know Arianna just steals everyone's boyfriends, so maybe

686
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 1: she just likes to do that, but maybe she is

687
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 1: gay too.

688
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: And you know what too, when you got a bitch

689
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 2: that's pursuing you and you straight and still be like flattering.

690
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 3: The rebro's gay.

691
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: She she's with Lena Wath, that's her partner. That's why

692
00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: Lena Wathe was at that thing, bro, That's why she'd

693
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: be pulling up like Arianna step the fut bet. Yeah,

694
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 1: they go together. Maybe they're fucking Ariana. No, no, no,

695
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,040
Speaker 1: It looked like Lena be like, hey, bro, you do

696
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: too much. She talked just like the a brou you

697
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: do it too much because the ain't leaning from Chicago.

698
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: She ain't having that ship.

699
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:13,160
Speaker 3: Hey bro bet, it's just her show the shot, the shot.

700
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: That's probably why I think she prost we're leaning away

701
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:23,600
Speaker 1: from But I remember lean wait let me see, Oh wait, bitch,

702
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 1: they're not together. I'm lying. Oh no, she was previously married,

703
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 1: but now she with oh girl, Cynthia Rivo.

704
00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,120
Speaker 3: Well she that Cynthia Rivo.

705
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:35,800
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they're together now, but she was married

706
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:37,960
Speaker 1: previously to another woman.

707
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 2: I will say I went to this random party in

708
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,640
Speaker 2: La that Cynthia Rivo started singing.

709
00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 1: At look, and I felt, okay, they together, they did

710
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:51,400
Speaker 1: look good together. I'm still people people ship by and

711
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: mind you, I didn't know people could hear me, and

712
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: I said right when she was done, because I didn't know.

713
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 1: It was like you know when people slowly sing and

714
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: they wait for the clothes out right in that quiet moment,

715
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, that's hard from wiki.

716
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 1: No you didn't.

717
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400
Speaker 3: Yes, I didn't, and I only knew because she was

718
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 3: bald by the way.

719
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:11,279
Speaker 1: We did good. She from Chicago. Oh you do good?

720
00:34:12,160 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 2: Okay, But following the hordor of Little Tip, I want

721
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 2: to talk a little bit about solo Valentine's Day shit

722
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 2: all Star weekend because I despise Gallentine's Day.

723
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,759
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about you saying it? If y'all

724
00:34:30,840 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: go down to the back in the day, we encouraged Gallentine.

725
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 2: I know we did, and I want to I want

726
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,960
Speaker 2: to retract all of my comments. Why here and now

727
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 2: make the clip ride me.

728
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,200
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck Galentine's Day here we go

729
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: on Valentine's Day is just an excuse to feel worse. Ooh,

730
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,120
Speaker 1: it is if you're doing Gallentine's Day because being alone

731
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: is something you can't handle. It almost makes it worse

732
00:34:58,040 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 1: if you don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day and

733
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 1: you're say you're like whatever, I'm like doing my thing.

734
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 3: I don't care. I'm home alone, chilling cool Galentine's Day.

735
00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: On Valentine's Day knife, So the thirteenth is fine, It's

736
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 2: a Friday this year, so no, because bitch is gonna

737
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 2: be out fulfilling their Valentine's dy shit. Okay, my nigga,

738
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 2: I've done like three I didn't want with injector Zoe.

739
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you've you You've been Galentine Queen, Which

740
00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: is why you see what happens when bitches getting relationships.

741
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:29,799
Speaker 1: Y'all want to act like you don't remember what it

742
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: was like I did. The bitch was lonely, so let

743
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: the little lonely bitches. That's crazy. No, no, no, no,

744
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: this isn't me being in a relationship saying Valentine's I'm

745
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: just realizing now, like there were so many moments when

746
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,280
Speaker 1: I head out with my homewirrel.

747
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:45,000
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, this is so awkward

748
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 2: because I'm pulling up. Everybody's in a couple. You're getting

749
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:51,000
Speaker 2: to the table. There's hearts all over the shit. Everything

750
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,640
Speaker 2: is Valentine's Day theme. Now we got to pretend to

751
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: be gay.

752
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy about that? The only thing I

753
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: hate more than anything about Valentine's Day weekend is that

754
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: the motherfucking restaurants do pre fixed menu. Is the ghetto restaurantsiers, restauranteurs,

755
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:11,759
Speaker 1: whatever it's called. Owners, stop doing that ship because the

756
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: people that ain't with the couple. Shit, I want to

757
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 1: order what I want to order.

758
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,920
Speaker 2: But now when I say Galentine's Day is because I

759
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 2: think of the dinner, So I think they're.

760
00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: Not talking about a party. No, Like what about the

761
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,400
Speaker 1: little gathering at the house with the charcoci board. Oh

762
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: that's different, Okay, Gallentine's Day, like if if we're home

763
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: and we're vibing, or we head out and like are dancing.

764
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: I didn't know girls was doing Gallantine's dinners together in

765
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:38,359
Speaker 1: my tripping, Yomi, do they do that? I've only seen

766
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: it at the house. I think gall I don't leave

767
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:46,959
Speaker 1: anybody to the dinners because you that's rich ship. Because girl,

768
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: my friends want two hundred dollar fish. If we're not

769
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: hunching after I don't know they bro Katana, they'd be

770
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: wanting that whole bro.

771
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:57,279
Speaker 2: My last Galentine's Day dinner, let me explain to you

772
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 2: what we did, and this is why I'm rejecting it.

773
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: Twenty two.

774
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,400
Speaker 3: Okay, I went out with five girls.

775
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Okay, oh, we didn't all really know each other, but

776
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 2: one girl organized it. She was We went to Tower something,

777
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 2: but it was single bases, right, and I was like.

778
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,960
Speaker 1: Okay, she gonna be fine. You just sat there and

779
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: talked about how lonely everyone was, and everybody talked about

780
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: how they've been wronged, and everybody starts pretending about how

781
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: much better they're doing, but we're all kind of crying

782
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,400
Speaker 1: because everybody has a horror story. And I'm like, I

783
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 1: literally could have been in my bed. It was terrible,

784
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 1: and I think that's that's terrible. But I think also,

785
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:40,000
Speaker 1: you gotta watch. Here would be my advice on gallantines.

786
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:45,160
Speaker 1: If you're single, don't surround yourself with male censored women,

787
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,959
Speaker 1: because the male censored woman is the person who's going

788
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,800
Speaker 1: to sit there and even if you're not playing centered.

789
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,520
Speaker 2: If I'm not, no, but I don't think someone that's

790
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 2: like gone through a breakup or a feeling sad necessarily

791
00:37:58,840 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: has to be male centered.

792
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: Well. To me, though, if this, if this holiday is

793
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 1: bringing about all of these just emotions because it's the

794
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: day of love, it's really just capitalist. But if if

795
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 1: you're feeling this way to where you're venting about how

796
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 1: wrong you've been by men, to me, it's a little

797
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: male censored. Like the ideology around it feels many times

798
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:21,040
Speaker 1: like a venting session.

799
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 2: And that's like what gets difficult about it, because it's like,

800
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:26,040
Speaker 2: all right, now we're in this safe space with each other,

801
00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 2: but we're using it to And I just wasn't on

802
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:29,600
Speaker 2: it in twenty twenty two because I was.

803
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 3: Really fucking niggas and enjoying fucking niggas.

804
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 1: That's what. So what you should have done is after

805
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: the Galentine you should have took them to the sex cler.

806
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: I had to go out. I'm my own. The sex

807
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,279
Speaker 1: club is couple's night on Valentine's Wait what yeah? When

808
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: they always take a single bitch, how do you think

809
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 1: people have three sols take a single bitch? But now

810
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 1: I gotta be available for the couple. Yeah, no, a

811
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,320
Speaker 1: unicorn Like there's never to me being a unicorn on

812
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: Valenceine's They Oh, I'm not gonna hold you now that

813
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 1: I just fire. I just thought about it. I just

814
00:38:57,640 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 1: thought about it. I just thought about it. Sancy. We're

815
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:02,600
Speaker 1: still giving bat it vice. First off, I said it

816
00:39:02,640 --> 00:39:05,200
Speaker 1: a couple of episodes ago. Fuck advice. Y'all gonna do

817
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,719
Speaker 1: what y'all wanna do. Y'all are gonna be lowly, y'all

818
00:39:06,760 --> 00:39:08,440
Speaker 1: gonna be happy, y'all gonna be a situation ships. Y'all

819
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 1: gonna fuck Mary Me, y'all gonna fuck niggas that need visus.

820
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: Y'all gonna do what y'all want to doggas that need

821
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:15,359
Speaker 1: I'm just because the new ninety fiance Honey is the

822
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: best all time. See. I mean, the girls are gonna

823
00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: do what they want to do. They are, they are.

824
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,320
Speaker 1: But I think protecting yourself first.

825
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 2: If you know you're in a vulnerable spot, don't ruin

826
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 2: the galistine Ya'll do it well.

827
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 1: They all wantle bit. They all single By ruining it,

828
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: I mean like dumping when we're having a good time.

829
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 1: So here's my question to you, and then what do

830
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 1: you want you looking at the ax and seeing what

831
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 1: he doing for the new big My question for you, huh,

832
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 1: you in your thirties and you fucking on a you niggas,

833
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: but you don't want to do the Gallentines? Do you

834
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:54,040
Speaker 1: ask one of your situationships to do Valentine's with you?

835
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:58,480
Speaker 1: Is it okay for a woman to yeah, okay, okay, Yeah,

836
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: I think it's okay.

837
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:04,640
Speaker 2: If if see I knew you can handle that, nothing

838
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 2: may come from it after that's the problem.

839
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:09,839
Speaker 1: These bitches be dululu. See I went on a first

840
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 1: day on Valentine's here's the thing. Then here's my advice

841
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 1: to the men. If your situationship asks what are we

842
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:21,600
Speaker 1: doing on Valentine's Day, fellas, do something on the thirteenth

843
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: or the fifteenth that lets them know just a little

844
00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: bit more that they not that don't do? We judge

845
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: right now? Okay, let's do it. Listen, and we judge

846
00:40:30,640 --> 00:40:32,440
Speaker 1: by the way we are judging the hell out of

847
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: everyone in twenty twenty six. Uh uh, I hope we

848
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280
Speaker 1: don't have to cut it out. No, we're not, because

849
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,919
Speaker 1: we need to make time for black effect. You guys

850
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: are getting an hour up, tell.

851
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 2: The story where your niggas said his mama was gonna

852
00:40:44,239 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 2: die around Valentine's Day. What Oh, by the way, my

853
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: homegirl saw the clip which one of the ex boyfriend

854
00:40:56,320 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 2: who got engaged in Bali but was she I'm like, damn, bitch,

855
00:41:00,840 --> 00:41:03,400
Speaker 2: I didn't know you was gonna say New York Balley

856
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:03,799
Speaker 2: a Linda.

857
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:05,839
Speaker 1: She said, but you named everything and I said, well

858
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 1: those are major cities. I didn't. I literally said. She

859
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,400
Speaker 1: was like, you gave a lot of details.

860
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:16,400
Speaker 2: This I'm telling you like I've been trying to be

861
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 2: good with my details.

862
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 1: Here's my other we.

863
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: Listening to we judge, oh goady for this ship. This

864
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:29,319
Speaker 3: one to me is.

865
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 2: Dope because someone fucked up. But then I think someone

866
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,719
Speaker 2: fucked up worse on top. Boom, here we go, all right.

867
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 1: Third time.

868
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 2: Homegirl is on a couple trip okay with her man,

869
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: her homegirl and the homegirls man. Yep they how we

870
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:48,600
Speaker 2: are at a full moon party on a beach or

871
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: something okay, and Thailand.

872
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 3: Does it everywhere doing?

873
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 1: Is it full moon party? Just cast some morning? Oh am?

874
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: I had of details? My bad, my bad, my man. Anyway,

875
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: So basically what happens is they're all making jokes about

876
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: how people are doing weird ritualistic shit on the full moon.

877
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: Their homegirl said, but you remember what we were doing

878
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 1: years ago, that's how you got your nigga wait in

879
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: front of in front of him.

880
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 3: Yeah.

881
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,760
Speaker 1: Not. The homegirls felt that they did sex magic.

882
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:24,440
Speaker 2: So basically they all start laughing right and no one,

883
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 2: she thinks, takes it serious. They get back to the

884
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 2: room next day, He's like, what ritual did y'all do

885
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: on the full moon? She was like, well, we were

886
00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:36,880
Speaker 2: like trying to bring in an energy for love. And

887
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,719
Speaker 2: he's like like we're affirmations and shit, Like what did

888
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 2: you do? And I want you to tell me the truth.

889
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, we did candle stuff. He's like when

890
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 2: was that and she tells him the time and day. No,

891
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 2: the homegirl didn't say that's how you got him. She

892
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 2: said that's how you locked him down. She was already

893
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 2: dating him when she did the candlework.

894
00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 1: This nigga says, oh, I'd break up with her right

895
00:42:59,320 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 1: then and there.

896
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 2: Oh well, this is what he says to her. I

897
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that. I always knew something was

898
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:07,880
Speaker 2: off because you were never my type.

899
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 1: Bitch. That might be worse than tacking bitch. Bro. These

900
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: niggas just be saying anything that's way worse than me

901
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,959
Speaker 1: doing all a candle magic that ever really was real?

902
00:43:20,080 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, no no, now you say it, it's

903
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,600
Speaker 1: not real. I ain't gonna hold you. If a nigga

904
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: tell me he did some motherfucking magic and that's how

905
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:29,320
Speaker 1: we together. Oh, no, you got to go. I would

906
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 1: not be with a man who did, oh did some

907
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 1: ritualistic lot? Does a feather thick lot? Does the feather

908
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,120
Speaker 1: stip in the door type? Sh I'm not gonna hold you.

909
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 2: I didn't ask her in full detail, but she did

910
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 2: you He said that to her, He said, that's her mind.

911
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 1: You so wait in front of people.

912
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, that would have been worse when she

913
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 2: said that. So basically she ended the trip early. They're

914
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 2: still dating now. I guess like they're trying to like

915
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: refigure it out that whole she better go light some

916
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 2: candles that whole flew to another little Asian country and

917
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,160
Speaker 2: said I'm out, I'm about to do my own thing.

918
00:44:00,360 --> 00:44:02,160
Speaker 2: And I was like, yo, she was on her close

919
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 2: friends talking shit. I was like, damn bitch, what the

920
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:04,840
Speaker 2: fuck happened?

921
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,640
Speaker 1: Like? Why did you? Where is he? I'm not gonna lie.

922
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:09,400
Speaker 1: You know it's bad, and I feel like there's more

923
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:11,160
Speaker 1: to this story. You don't leave you on n again

924
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 1: Asia to go to another Asian country off of yeah,

925
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:15,800
Speaker 1: you wasn't my type. I knew something was up. I

926
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: think he said more. I'm not gonna lie that conversation.

927
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,280
Speaker 1: He said some shit that did you know? I always

928
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,319
Speaker 1: thought you was bad? He said something something because I

929
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: ain't gonna hold you. I might have just broke up

930
00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:29,000
Speaker 1: with you when we left to be Let me ask

931
00:44:29,040 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: you if a man, if you found out like a

932
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:42,520
Speaker 1: man did magic on you, how would that make you feel? Okay?

933
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 3: For context, they've been together a really long time.

934
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: What's a really long time?

935
00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:49,280
Speaker 3: More than four years? I think almost five?

936
00:44:49,719 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe it is she did this magic? How far

937
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:53,200
Speaker 1: into them?

938
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:54,319
Speaker 3: I haven't known her that long?

939
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 1: But like when was the time that they were already dating?

940
00:44:57,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 1: Apparently it's how right after? Like he said he wanted

941
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:03,640
Speaker 1: to to make Curry's girlfriend. But here's the thing, I

942
00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: don't really know, Like they're like using my hair and shit,

943
00:45:06,719 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: Like I feel I'm saying, what if she grabbed his

944
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 1: toothbrush and like put a little yarn around it. Put

945
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 1: that shit in the freezer, put some blood in his spaghetti. Bro, Like,

946
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 1: hold you.

947
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,759
Speaker 2: I'm dating a Nigerian man. Before that, I was dating

948
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 2: a Haitian nigga.

949
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: I don't know what I leave. That's why I date

950
00:45:22,360 --> 00:45:27,239
Speaker 1: African Americans. I don't I go hold you. They don't

951
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: do the little wishy stuff. They just want they fried chicken. Okay,

952
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: I say that to same, right, there's a little bit

953
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: of context. I think.

954
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 2: Once you use the person's this is my feeling on it. Okay,

955
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 2: once you're using something that comes from my body, I

956
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,680
Speaker 2: feel like, now you're violated me. However, if you wrote

957
00:45:48,680 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 2: my name on a paper into little candle.

958
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:52,320
Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. I told you I felt a

959
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:55,400
Speaker 1: little way that I felt like I was tricked into

960
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: like one of my past sugar daddies. Like basically he

961
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: was he was a fan. I know that. How did

962
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 1: that happen? Right? So he was a fan of mine

963
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:07,200
Speaker 1: and I didn't know this, But this is when I

964
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: worked at Applebee's, the nigga who ended up putting me

965
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 1: on payroll when I was in college. Yes, Bro, I

966
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:15,360
Speaker 1: found out a year and a half, almost two years

967
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 1: into that, he knew where I worked. He knew so

968
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: basically he Twitter. First off, I've been on these internet streets,

969
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,799
Speaker 1: but he knew me from Twitter, so he knew where

970
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,120
Speaker 1: I worked at because bitch I was a bartender, so

971
00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: I used to bite, I'm gonna tip me. He knew

972
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: I was from Orlando, so even he made sure to

973
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:38,040
Speaker 1: come to my bar when the Orlando Magic was playing

974
00:46:38,320 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: and talk to me about the Magic. He tipped me

975
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 1: His bill was forty dollars. He tipped me forty dollars.

976
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: He just knew how to and then was like, hey,

977
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,760
Speaker 1: so let me take started taking me and my friends

978
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: out all that bro. It was you bro told me

979
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 1: two years later. Yeah, Like I pulled up and knew

980
00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:55,000
Speaker 1: exactly what to say and all these things, and a

981
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:57,439
Speaker 1: part of me was like, oh, what a fake Phil bumboozled.

982
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: But bitch I needed to stay on the payroll, so

983
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 1: I couldn't take it too personally because by that time

984
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,120
Speaker 1: we actually had made a friendship. But I felt like

985
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: I was so crazy. I felt like you dead ass

986
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: mine you. He told me a little cigar bar, and

987
00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:15,759
Speaker 1: I really felt like I was tricked into giving you

988
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,000
Speaker 1: some coaching. Nigga, you were I was. I thought this

989
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: was a natural, organic relationship. No, nigga, you came and

990
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 1: found me and knew things about me. That's like what?

991
00:47:27,560 --> 00:47:29,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I know I must have told this story on Horrible.

992
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 2: This is one of my favorite stories of all the time.

993
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 2: But I'll tell it real quick. I'm pretty sure you

994
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 2: heard it. My lash lady earned my eyebrow. Lady that

995
00:47:36,600 --> 00:47:39,600
Speaker 2: does the eyebrow tint and shit told me one of

996
00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: the I was like, I always asked this, and if

997
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 2: y'all want some good tea, asked an Uber driver, a

998
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 2: nail person or the girder.

999
00:47:44,880 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: Hara of my Uber driver today, I hoped, and he

1000
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 1: was listening to Kevin Samuels. Okay, I'm girl rest in hell. Well,

1001
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:54,040
Speaker 1: I will tell you.

1002
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 2: I always asked somebody, what's the crazies stuff that ever happened?

1003
00:47:58,040 --> 00:47:59,840
Speaker 1: Crazy? What's the crazy story? Okay, this is my home.

1004
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,640
Speaker 1: I told me. Her name is Katrina the bitch. Ooh.

1005
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 2: She was like, okay, so I had a woman that

1006
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: worked for American Express. Okay, I never told you this, No,

1007
00:48:09,239 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: I don't remember an American Express story.

1008
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,319
Speaker 3: The woman works for American this is tea.

1009
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 1: Okay.

1010
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 2: The woman worked for American Express. She told my eyebrow lady,

1011
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 2: I'm going to get a man through the American Express records.

1012
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:28,560
Speaker 2: So this woman was Indian. She looked up common Indian

1013
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 2: last names. Let's just say one of them was Patel.

1014
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: She looked at that. You did that really good. I

1015
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,839
Speaker 1: don't think I would have thought of an Indian name

1016
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: that quick. But you're real racists. I don't know. Oh, okay,

1017
00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:43,759
Speaker 1: Roger Goldenberg, I don't know. Okay, valid, okay, valid. So

1018
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: she looked up let's just say Patel. Whatever. Right. She

1019
00:48:47,080 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 1: goes through the top spenders from there, types in their

1020
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 1: names to see if they're married, et cetera. And a

1021
00:48:54,520 --> 00:48:57,359
Speaker 1: lot of the top spenders have their travel book through

1022
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,200
Speaker 1: American Express, so she knows exactly where they're staying. She said,

1023
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: on her sixth try, just the sixth nigga. I don't

1024
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,840
Speaker 1: know how many she got. She pulls up to the

1025
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: Langham in New York, which is a very expensive hotel,

1026
00:49:11,600 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 1: sits in the lobby, met the nigga right there. She

1027
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 1: no longer gets her brows done with my homegirl because

1028
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:21,319
Speaker 1: she's living between Dubai London and New York. She has

1029
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:23,480
Speaker 1: a townhouse in the Upper East Side where sometimes she

1030
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: goes to her brows. They have a private plane, two.

1031
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,240
Speaker 2: Children, a live in nanny, and an old pair from Dubai.

1032
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 3: Totally set up, and all I could think was, bitch,

1033
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:36,200
Speaker 3: what would she do?

1034
00:49:36,360 --> 00:49:38,799
Speaker 1: What would he if he found out that? That's if

1035
00:49:38,840 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: she played? I want to ask you though, so even

1036
00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: my story, you would feel away if a man maybe

1037
00:49:44,760 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 1: listened to this pod and intentionally made sure to take

1038
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:49,680
Speaker 1: you to the Yeah.

1039
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 2: I've talked about that before. I had a guy say,

1040
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: have you ever heard of Lucienne? I was like, oh,

1041
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 2: he listens horrible decisions because all I talk about is

1042
00:49:55,840 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 2: like how I love that restaurant. Yeah, but I've had

1043
00:49:58,719 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 2: guys do that to me.

1044
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 3: But this particular you went looking for a rich.

1045
00:50:02,640 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 1: Nigga she needed well, she don't need her job anymore.

1046
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: But you could lose your job for that, can't you?

1047
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:11,640
Speaker 1: She works? No, no, not any more. That's my son works.

1048
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:13,759
Speaker 1: I'm wondering, could you lose your job for that? Now?

1049
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,319
Speaker 3: Is that a deep cuttergy on? Know where that's from?

1050
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: Wait? Did that again? You know what? My son walks?

1051
00:50:20,840 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 3: Coming to America mcdell's Oh okay.

1052
00:50:23,680 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: But basically big Mama y arm VISI I always do that. Okay,

1053
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 1: this should be a Twitter thread. What what's a Twitter thread?

1054
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 1: He's a good man. So Samanna, I know that I

1055
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,840
Speaker 1: was having a hard time. Wait it sakes.

1056
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:40,879
Speaker 2: Do you know I just watched that two days ago

1057
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,000
Speaker 2: because I'm in my nineties movies back them.

1058
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 1: Bitches in the Arizona. I forgot bro them bitches Zona.

1059
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 1: They were fucking anything. I don't know why.

1060
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 2: In my head they were in LA because West Coast.

1061
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 2: And I started watching it, don't like, did you see

1062
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,640
Speaker 2: the desert?

1063
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:59,319
Speaker 1: The desert was there. It's been so long, and I

1064
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: was like, hemn, I'm not gonna lie rewatching it back.

1065
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: Even a old girl's character, the one that had to

1066
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:08,560
Speaker 1: play a big woman even looking at she's not Meg

1067
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 1: bro Bro.

1068
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 3: She she kept making the comics Loretta Divine, Yes, Loretta Devine.

1069
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: There we Go. That was good. Yeah, no, that was

1070
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: a good movie. Okay.

1071
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 2: Anyway, so yeah, when she exposed that whole thing, I

1072
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,440
Speaker 2: was like, bro, imagine if you just wanted to like

1073
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,640
Speaker 2: extort her, like how many people did she tell? And

1074
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, because she told her fucking brown lady, and

1075
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:30,320
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, but she's not telling her homegirl.

1076
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,000
Speaker 1: Shes gonna tell her Brown Lady she never sees.

1077
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:35,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, bitch went through the top spenders, and all I

1078
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,359
Speaker 2: could think is like, bro, I know how much love

1079
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:37,840
Speaker 2: I spent on my.

1080
00:51:37,960 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 1: M I was about to say, bitch, I just got

1081
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: my twenty twenty five spin, I ain't like that. You.

1082
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 1: Mama's high brone was mine was higher than I thought

1083
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 1: it would be.

1084
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 3: Mama was a salary. No, so I'm not gonna say it.

1085
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I was gonna. I can't even say old

1086
00:51:52,840 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: on Mama me too. Wait the same number not the

1087
00:51:56,600 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: same number? Seven was the last one? Wait? We spent

1088
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:06,840
Speaker 1: the time one one? Anyway, fine, the same work seven

1089
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 1: but a little bit more. No, Yeah, I saw that,

1090
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 1: and I said, now, how the hair bit y'all saw

1091
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: my amax?

1092
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,760
Speaker 3: Spence said, no, wonder they raised the late feet.

1093
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,600
Speaker 1: I said, who the hell? No wonder they let me

1094
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 1: go seven thousand above my limit? Oh, and I just

1095
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 1: saw that. I was like, whoa.

1096
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,319
Speaker 2: But there's one thing I will say. The perks I've

1097
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:27,720
Speaker 2: had my mama don't pay for flights like.

1098
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:31,280
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm diamond like I reach. I reached Diamond

1099
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:32,719
Speaker 1: last year by May.

1100
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 3: That's when I knew it was a problem.

1101
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:35,640
Speaker 1: But no, we were.

1102
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:38,520
Speaker 2: It was only that she said, you could, you could

1103
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: tell the story, but don't give any clues to me.

1104
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,680
Speaker 1: Okay, last we listen to me judge. Are we going

1105
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:45,560
Speaker 1: to judge her way? Are we gonna judge her really bad? No?

1106
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:49,760
Speaker 1: She broke up with them, So then, okay, home.

1107
00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,600
Speaker 3: World just started dating a soccer player of sas.

1108
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:58,040
Speaker 1: Okay now and she already broke up with them, Yeah, okay.

1109
00:52:58,080 --> 00:52:59,480
Speaker 1: That's why I was like, oh bit because because I

1110
00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: was like, wow, okay, and she told me okay started

1111
00:53:02,600 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 1: being a soccer player overseas and they just don't have

1112
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,319
Speaker 1: a lot of communication. Well, like do they speak the

1113
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,320
Speaker 1: same language? They do? That's why I barely get to

1114
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:14,760
Speaker 1: see English. She's I was talking to one this summer.

1115
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:18,919
Speaker 1: They fine, yeah, but girl, we on FaceTime and I'm just.

1116
00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,439
Speaker 3: Like, no, he's not playing right now.

1117
00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 1: The should we talking to the same name? No no,

1118
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,759
Speaker 1: no, no no, no. Coman got injured too.

1119
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 3: Y'all are not talking the same nigger?

1120
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:36,480
Speaker 1: So you know, oh okay, okay, okay, okay, so boom

1121
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: talking to talk overseas and they're in the same city

1122
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: right now because he's injured. Okay, so she's like, I have.

1123
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 1: He hasn't brought up Valentine's Day. I have, He hasn't

1124
00:53:49,040 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: really said much. Okay.

1125
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 2: He hits her up. He's my mom is sick right now. Okay,

1126
00:53:56,520 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 2: I'm gonna need to fly back to go see her. Okay,

1127
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:06,440
Speaker 2: this is last week. Let's just say January thirty. She's like,

1128
00:54:06,520 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: oh shit, I'm so sorry. What's going on? He said,

1129
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 2: she's on life support. She's like what the fuck.

1130
00:54:11,280 --> 00:54:13,120
Speaker 1: She's like, holy how long have they been dating? And

1131
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 1: why is she just finding this out? No, no, no,

1132
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:17,200
Speaker 1: she knew his mom was with little sucker, not life

1133
00:54:17,200 --> 00:54:17,759
Speaker 1: support sick.

1134
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm so sorry.

1135
00:54:19,040 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pray for her tonight Da da da da,

1136
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: and she goes, when are we going to be able

1137
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 2: to go?

1138
00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:25,359
Speaker 3: He says, February twelfth.

1139
00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave. She was like Nigga's January.

1140
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 3: So that said, hold on, bitch, now he planned life support.

1141
00:54:34,680 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 1: So she can on the phone me, I said, So

1142
00:54:36,960 --> 00:54:41,279
Speaker 1: his mom fitted dial Valentine's again. Oh bitch. She's like

1143
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,600
Speaker 1: I now, And I was like, oh bitch, how do

1144
00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 1: you question that, Like, that's the gag, Like how do

1145
00:54:46,760 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: you question like because you, as a woman, you don't

1146
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,520
Speaker 1: want to seem it's sensitive, But how do you just say? So? Yo, mama?

1147
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,040
Speaker 1: Gon make it just to Valentine's Day week. She's like, weazy,

1148
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. I was like, write

1149
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 1: him back, Oh wait, I wrote the text for her too.

1150
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: She was like, I don't want to say. I don't

1151
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,480
Speaker 1: want to say. I said, bitch, you know what to say? Bitch?

1152
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:09,120
Speaker 1: What did you what did you so how hard to say?

1153
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:16,919
Speaker 1: I said, uh, hey, baby, I'm really thinking about your mother.

1154
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: She's on my mind.

1155
00:55:18,080 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 2: It's really breaking my heart right now, and I just

1156
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,839
Speaker 2: wish you were there with her.

1157
00:55:21,920 --> 00:55:24,640
Speaker 3: Now, what is keeping you?

1158
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:27,359
Speaker 1: Good? Girl? That's good. I wouldn't have thought of that.

1159
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:31,640
Speaker 1: What is so? Yeah? All right, well, okay, right? What

1160
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: is keeping you here in the States? I know I'm

1161
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:35,799
Speaker 1: not trying to school you or anything. I know you

1162
00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:38,400
Speaker 1: know how intense this can be and how serious it is.

1163
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:43,399
Speaker 1: But just why the wait? He writes back, Oh wait,

1164
00:55:43,400 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: where's his text? Because she sent this to me? What

1165
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 1: was this response? Team needs me here? I am still

1166
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:57,359
Speaker 1: I am still helping the coach with side stuff. It's

1167
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: going to be difficult to leave anytime, but that week.

1168
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 3: Hau fuck nigga please anyway.

1169
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,359
Speaker 2: Basically, she didn't break up with him accusing him lying

1170
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 2: about his mom, but she just basically said, to your

1171
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: communications off ba da da. And I was like, Yo,

1172
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 2: the one person chance that bitch is really not you.

1173
00:56:19,640 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 1: Calling his mama a bitch. I was sorry, not the

1174
00:56:22,280 --> 00:56:24,640
Speaker 1: chance that that bitch is all low support? Yo? But

1175
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:26,799
Speaker 1: what if I she on life support? I'm going in

1176
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,680
Speaker 1: three weeks huh? And then no, that's that's the thing.

1177
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,359
Speaker 3: He said, that's nothing stable right now. I said, bro,

1178
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:34,319
Speaker 3: you have to.

1179
00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: Break up with because if you but if your mama

1180
00:56:38,000 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 1: is really all life support, you don't want to be

1181
00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: there to say your mama all life support. But I'm

1182
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 1: gonna go see her Valentine's Day weekend talking about she's

1183
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: stable right now? Mind you.

1184
00:56:46,880 --> 00:56:49,000
Speaker 3: I was like, dog, you have god. I was like,

1185
00:56:49,160 --> 00:56:50,840
Speaker 3: stand up, bitch, that.

1186
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 1: Nigga told you his mama's basically dying. The weekend, you

1187
00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:56,560
Speaker 1: want to get some chocolate sweeth. I don't know he

1188
00:56:56,640 --> 00:56:58,960
Speaker 1: going to spend it with He going to spend it

1189
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 1: with another woman. That's what's happening.

1190
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,279
Speaker 2: So anyway, I requested all the bitches that we think

1191
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 2: he's fucking from the horrible decision based just letting you

1192
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,200
Speaker 2: know now bruh.

1193
00:57:07,239 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: What I was like, well, we know I can't do it.

1194
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,520
Speaker 1: I was like, but this looks like a page. You

1195
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: know when you know, when y'all bitch needs you to investigate,

1196
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:17,760
Speaker 1: you investigate. I love that you investigate using our business asset.

1197
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: So I basically was like, you know what, it.

1198
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 2: Would make sense because the podcast it looked like it

1199
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:24,000
Speaker 2: just want to grow and shit, you know what I'm saying.

1200
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: I was like, so, let me see how many bitches

1201
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,160
Speaker 1: did you follow? It's four. All of them declined their request.

1202
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:31,640
Speaker 1: Two I'm not wait they decline. Wait they were all

1203
00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 1: the private All of them are private. The ones that

1204
00:57:34,040 --> 00:57:35,760
Speaker 1: were the bitch ones that are public, we didn't need

1205
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 1: to follow. Oh so it declined it and.

1206
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 3: They all live in his hometown over.

1207
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:43,120
Speaker 1: So you lie the fact that your mama followed one

1208
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,919
Speaker 1: of it. I'm not gonna lie the fact that your

1209
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,200
Speaker 1: girl was dating Nigga and she knew four other potential bitches.

1210
00:57:49,520 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: She been a part of the harem but but she

1211
00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:53,280
Speaker 1: been making brand though from the Nigga so she don't

1212
00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: want to come off. So then why does she care

1213
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:58,280
Speaker 1: whether she spent a holiday with him or not? Because

1214
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,720
Speaker 1: I think now she's like, if you gonna be tricked

1215
00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: on by a nigga, y'all need to stop thinking that

1216
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,800
Speaker 1: they gonna love you too. Just take the money. You

1217
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 1: can't have both. The nigga not gonna care about your

1218
00:58:06,880 --> 00:58:09,120
Speaker 1: feelings and howadays and be breaking you off. Do you

1219
00:58:09,160 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 1: want to be a taken care of woman or do

1220
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:15,560
Speaker 1: you want to be what an emotionally intelligent man? Which

1221
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: one you're not gonna get both? Wait, here's the team

1222
00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 1: you're not gonna get both.

1223
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,919
Speaker 2: So the two women that we thought, you know, sports

1224
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:22,240
Speaker 2: players don't be following any women.

1225
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:25,920
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait some of them do. If they're meaning us,

1226
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:27,880
Speaker 1: they're not. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. Oh, I'm

1227
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:30,400
Speaker 1: not gonna lie the nigga, who girl? He follows zero

1228
00:58:30,560 --> 00:58:34,920
Speaker 1: and we here we are he follows zero. See, but

1229
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:37,080
Speaker 1: I also don't know how he found but she got

1230
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,400
Speaker 1: like thirty million followers. I don't know how he saw

1231
00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:43,560
Speaker 1: my likes. Oh no, it's a notification for blueshet Well no, no, no, no,

1232
00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:45,360
Speaker 1: you don't even know how he found he found me

1233
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:48,320
Speaker 1: because one of our horrible decisions clips came across his algorithm.

1234
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 1: Then he went to my page and saw that I

1235
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: followed girl, you ain't even gonna believe. Oh you're dr bad.

1236
00:58:53,280 --> 00:58:55,680
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, my soccer player. Oh no.

1237
00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:59,480
Speaker 1: We didn't get nowhere because then I dug deep into

1238
00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: his life and I was like, oh, I don't know

1239
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:06,440
Speaker 1: about this. I don't know about this. Oh wait, hold on,

1240
00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:11,560
Speaker 1: but he spent languages, so one of the best. Because

1241
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: I was like, why do you feel it?

1242
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 2: Feel like it's these women, right, She's like, okay, well,

1243
00:59:17,560 --> 00:59:19,960
Speaker 2: I'm not sure because his mom follows one.

1244
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 1: But maybe it's his cousin. Bitch. I click on the

1245
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:23,760
Speaker 1: picture of the bitch.

1246
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 3: I don't want to say she was bad.

1247
00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:28,720
Speaker 1: My homegirls cuter bro niggas have bad cousins. I'm just

1248
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 1: saying this, look the look. Can I just maybe he

1249
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:35,600
Speaker 1: was helping her with the groceries. But you know what

1250
00:59:35,600 --> 00:59:40,479
Speaker 1: they say, grotri, this is giving me anxiety. I can't

1251
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:44,080
Speaker 1: sleep at night, bitch, I'm pissed. Valentine's Day is fucking crazy.

1252
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,560
Speaker 2: And the man was like, I'm gonna propose to him

1253
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:47,280
Speaker 2: and do this and that and just like, you know,

1254
00:59:47,840 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 2: giving her all this attention.

1255
00:59:49,360 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: Now her friend who was in the background, because you

1256
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:52,959
Speaker 1: know what a bitch going through with your friend gotta

1257
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: drive over there.

1258
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,240
Speaker 2: I'm trying to talk her off the list because she

1259
00:59:56,280 --> 00:59:59,320
Speaker 2: sounds really upset. And this is how I know I'm

1260
00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 2: not the straight up friend, like I'm the caudle friend.

1261
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 2: I was like, listen, She's like, I just can't believe

1262
01:00:04,280 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 2: he's doing this to me. And I was like, I

1263
01:00:05,920 --> 01:00:07,720
Speaker 2: don't want you to feel like it meant nothing, like

1264
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:09,800
Speaker 2: obviously he cares about you so much. You're always in

1265
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,600
Speaker 2: his home, you have your stuff there, da da da.

1266
01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:13,040
Speaker 2: I was like, but you're probably just the main and

1267
01:00:13,080 --> 01:00:14,720
Speaker 2: the favorite friend in back. Girl, I'll talking about you.

1268
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:17,280
Speaker 1: Ain't fuck your favorite if his mama dying off Fabruary,

1269
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:20,360
Speaker 1: so well, that's crazy and ain't and ain't he gonna

1270
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:21,200
Speaker 1: be one of the mother girl?

1271
01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 2: I was like, oh my god, but no, so bugs.

1272
01:00:25,960 --> 01:00:29,800
Speaker 2: But like, here's the problem when you have someone that's

1273
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Speaker 2: just like she is ig batty attractive girl.

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Speaker 1: Beyonce, I got cheated all no, no, no, no, no, no. I make

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Speaker 1: enough points in this one.

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Speaker 2: I'm not that she isn't she's obviously beautiful, but I'm

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Speaker 2: saying that shit that them niggas want, the athletes want

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Speaker 2: when they want, like want those girls so badly.

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Speaker 1: And they zone in on it.

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Speaker 2: It's tough because it's like it's almost like a game,

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Speaker 2: like when niggas find you on ig.

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Speaker 3: Because you're bad.

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Speaker 2: It's hard because it's not to say it can't go anywhere,

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Speaker 2: but you know that they're rampant for you because you're

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Speaker 2: so beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm not gonna lie. When I go through

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Speaker 1: sometimes my explore page, I literally think like, oh, if

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Speaker 1: I was a nigga with millions, i'd fuck her. I

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Speaker 1: fucked her. Think of the bitches that I would fly

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Speaker 1: out to me to suck my dick for about a

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars. I'd be like, that's how I look at bitches, Like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, that would be a joy from passion nov

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Speaker 1: I'm like before all the surgeries, like person, she looks good,

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Speaker 1: like an alien. I like it. You like alien bitches,

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Speaker 1: and I'm about a BBO lover. But her alien type

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Speaker 1: get me? Oh boy, Actually I like the girl. Her

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Speaker 1: name start with a why Oh she's so bad. Oh

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Speaker 1: I don't know her name. I can't think of it

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Speaker 1: right now. She's bad. She gotta be able. That look

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Speaker 1: wastless kind of ass man. You know what we shouldn't

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Speaker 1: invite like in sell niggas line, so we could just

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Speaker 1: talk about our I G Batty I fucked more women

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Speaker 1: than because you know they got every single one. Oh

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Speaker 1: do you mean to and toe? Yeah? She actually posted

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Speaker 1: and she said, yeah, give you all the I G

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Speaker 1: batty T because I feel like they no just follow,

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Speaker 1: just follow I G model T long enough. That page

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Speaker 1: is messy me too. Anyway, if y'all got a nigga,

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Speaker 1: have fun this weekend. If y'all don't got a nigga,

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Speaker 1: have fun this weekend. Absolutely, And if you all start

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Speaker 1: a weekend, I'll be at the parties where you don't

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Speaker 1: have to buy me a drink. So let's just do

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Speaker 1: a shot together. What girl, it's gonna be open bar

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Speaker 1: where I'm gonna be at. Bye, it's not dry February.

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Speaker 2: If you miss all of our sex talk, run don't

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Speaker 2: want I'm so sorry. I had our D n D

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Speaker 2: for an hour and we've been recorded for an hour.

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Speaker 2: What we record for four if you miss us Horrible

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Speaker 2: Decisions on Patreon and we also have vlogs now.

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Speaker 1: That's right, a bitch. You got about six months, five

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Speaker 1: months until our soft cover is out of no hole

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Speaker 1: on a paper bar. Damn you see, I don't be

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Speaker 1: knowing all the words, bitch, soft cover of paperbacks say

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Speaker 1: car it's off bags. Anyways, y'all, the soft version of

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Speaker 1: The Hard Dick, it's going to be out in June,

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Speaker 1: so make sure you pre order that now, or if

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Speaker 1: you like the hard version, which I always like it hard,

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Speaker 1: the hard version of our book, No holds bard wherever

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Speaker 1: you get booked. And thank you guys for listening to

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Speaker 1: another episode of the City Oones. This is the os