WEBVTT - Lunch Time Date

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today, subject I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a star, but my friends say I suck. Right now though,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the nephew here with today's praying phone call. What

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<v Speaker 1>you got next? Right now? He lunchtime date, lunch time date. Hello, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan. It

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<v Speaker 1>is Alan. Who's this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek Man.

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<v Speaker 1>It took us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband,

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<v Speaker 1>right yeah, yeah that summer wrong? No no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. I work at this like I said this,

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<v Speaker 1>Derek Man, I work with your wife Rachel, right you

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<v Speaker 1>you are supervisor or something. I mean you just this

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<v Speaker 1>about work something. I mean, she's doing a good job

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<v Speaker 1>and everything she ain't back no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>Ain't not wrong with your job. Everything is cool with

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<v Speaker 1>the job. This this right here, man is like what

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<v Speaker 1>I know? This man, and it's you know, it just

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<v Speaker 1>seems like every single day, you know, while she's on

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<v Speaker 1>her lunch break, it seems like you know, you would

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<v Speaker 1>call and and and uh and then blocked up the

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<v Speaker 1>whole hour of a lunch breg and actually you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct

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<v Speaker 1>with you. It just seems like you just cut in

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<v Speaker 1>on all the time that I have that I had

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<v Speaker 1>with her. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa hold hold hold up

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<v Speaker 1>on me, hold on, hold on, broke way you what

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<v Speaker 1>you doing at lunch with my lady sons? Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we're just we're just spending time, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You

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<v Speaker 1>know that rude? Rude you you okay. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my lady, Okay, I can call her whenever the

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like calling that. That's I pay for them phone, Jill.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought that iPhone five I could get call whenever. Please,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with

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<v Speaker 1>a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.

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<v Speaker 1>You're supposed to be at work. We are at work.

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<v Speaker 1>We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting in

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<v Speaker 1>front of her, you know, we're supposed to be having

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<v Speaker 1>lunch together, and she talking to you the whole Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>what's what's your name? Begeting? Derek dere All right, Derek,

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<v Speaker 1>you work at the same building up. Okay you you

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<v Speaker 1>would work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>here at the job and you'll work in the same

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<v Speaker 1>flow because I can find to come and see you. You

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<v Speaker 1>You have to jump off way way different for you

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<v Speaker 1>straight up. Okay, so don't let let me that's or something. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>What is the big deal? Understand? Okay, you look like

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<v Speaker 1>you don't see her. You look like you don't see

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<v Speaker 1>her when she gets home, you know. So why is

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<v Speaker 1>this so important that you waste a whole hour of

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<v Speaker 1>lush and holding up and you wasted ain'tat waste. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you go out there and then you ain't got to

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<v Speaker 1>worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady, that's

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<v Speaker 1>my wife. I walked down the hour with that. We

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<v Speaker 1>got kids, we got a house, we take care. He

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<v Speaker 1>helped me hold it down on this. You you you

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<v Speaker 1>ain't you know if like you you don't even want

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<v Speaker 1>to come in and do but they got so I've

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<v Speaker 1>always want to come into somebody else wife, And why

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<v Speaker 1>why won't you do this? Take take take this advice

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<v Speaker 1>and see what it works, have works for you. Go

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<v Speaker 1>to club, church, library, grocery stole, wherever, find your jack

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<v Speaker 1>and you get you a chick. You gave her for

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<v Speaker 1>a minute, you called her for a minute. You romance

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<v Speaker 1>up for men. That's what real men? Do You know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's how I

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<v Speaker 1>got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart. You're

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sit up there in front of lunch with

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<v Speaker 1>us every day for the past year. I'll tell you what, bro,

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<v Speaker 1>it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>but soon soon you're gonna see me me. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have none of this phone conversation. It's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>face to face through all I'm saying, man, I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>trying to come between y'all at all. I'm done that, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you want life to talk to every guy day?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what a really dude. You don't know, but that

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<v Speaker 1>because you were you ain't no real all you know

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<v Speaker 1>about it trying to hill that something treat you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it gets to put it in work like

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<v Speaker 1>a real man dude, to actually hold down a home,

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<v Speaker 1>pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids in, fixing

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<v Speaker 1>the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that.

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<v Speaker 1>All you know about is you know, roch. Wife can't

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<v Speaker 1>even go to work. But I like you trying to

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<v Speaker 1>step ahead and don't mean no guy, because because it's okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I promise you, I'm gonna be there. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what this house, this is gonna go. It

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<v Speaker 1>may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>me and I'm gonna see you, and I can't. What's

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<v Speaker 1>what's your son? Tell me it's I would come see

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<v Speaker 1>you by tomorrow. Son. You mean you Derek? That's your name, right, Derek?

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<v Speaker 1>My name? My name is there? Yeah, you don't always

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<v Speaker 1>want to be both smiling face in my wife's face.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna do racist when I see it. You can

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<v Speaker 1>please believe that. Please believe that talked to her about

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<v Speaker 1>a little friend at lunch and like the how getting

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<v Speaker 1>my nub anyway? I got you know how to rate

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<v Speaker 1>your phone. But that's besides the phone, my first phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all ain't that cool? I don't think. I ain't never

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<v Speaker 1>heard of no dance before the day. And what's sudden

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<v Speaker 1>you calling me talking about you was at lunch every

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<v Speaker 1>day with wife and you dog. It's a friendly hutch

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<v Speaker 1>date just word it isn't. I don't know how you

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<v Speaker 1>just do friendly? I know about all that you ain't

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<v Speaker 1>feeling me. You got no like you who pray on

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<v Speaker 1>very women all the time because they like you. But that,

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, it's gonna change, okay does Here's here's

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<v Speaker 1>what you don't know. What you all know is is

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<v Speaker 1>Temmy Tommy be pushing up on the more than me

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<v Speaker 1>Tommy Tommy Tommy is always pushing up on her. Tommy one.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to be worried about you left Timmy who

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<v Speaker 1>me who the Tommy dog dog dog nephew Tommy Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve

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<v Speaker 1>Harbard Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray

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<v Speaker 1>phone called you. Oh y'all did me matey? I should

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<v Speaker 1>have come down to May. I am now gonna you

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<v Speaker 1>don't I think I'm burn that building down. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>even know people tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonnack

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<v Speaker 1>you up for real, y'all. You just played too much, man,

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<v Speaker 1>y'all tripping mane take it off. You gotta tell me

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<v Speaker 1>this man, what is the baddest radio show in the lane?

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<v Speaker 1>Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show man before I don't

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<v Speaker 1>even make sense if I'm not with this man wife

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<v Speaker 1>at lunch? Why is he calling you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Why we having lunch? What he calling his wife? Is

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<v Speaker 1>that what you just ask? If we are lunch and

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<v Speaker 1>it's lunch time and I'm having lunch with her, ain't rule.

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<v Speaker 1>They didn't route for him to be on the phone

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<v Speaker 1>like this, kiss be walking around outside with just regular

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<v Speaker 1>clothes on, no equipment, no show to pass nobody. How

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<v Speaker 1>he ain't got a vest zone at time? That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna get you for, Christian What vests? Yeah? A

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<v Speaker 1>bullet proof? Yeah? What you want one? Just for knives?

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's gonna get up like that. He's stupid. You want

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<v Speaker 1>that phone, s Steve. I'm not wearing it. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>wearing it, all right. Make make sure we say this

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<v Speaker 1>at check yes, because I did. I not offered to

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<v Speaker 1>buy you did. We're in the hospital. Gather around your

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<v Speaker 1>damn bed. I'm gonna throw it on your ass, then

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<v Speaker 1>your damn vest. Let me let me drop these dates

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<v Speaker 1>in man No been the ninth and tenth, I am

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<v Speaker 1>it fits Tunica Casino with hotel fits Tunica Casino in hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>That is November ninth and tenth in Tunica, Mississippi. No.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen through the seventeen. The Funny Bone. That's Richmond, Virginia.

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<v Speaker 1>Get yourself some tickets because the nephew was coming to town.

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<v Speaker 1>Black Friday. There would be November twenty third, gran what's

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<v Speaker 1>the name of the place in Tunica in Tunica is

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<v Speaker 1>fitz Tunica Casino in hotel fits Tunica Casino in hotel

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<v Speaker 1>z t Z. Yeah, Funny Bone from A fifteen through

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<v Speaker 1>the seventeen, Richmond, Virginia, novemen twenty three, Grand Rapids, Michigan.

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<v Speaker 1>That right there is good Friday at Devo's Performance Hall.

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<v Speaker 1>Alright Friday, not good Friday. You're a black fried black fry.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, thank you, ne Black Friday is good though,

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<v Speaker 1>ain't coming out. Subject for the Strawberry Letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a star, but my friends say I sucked. That's

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<v Speaker 1>coming up it after this