Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about
Speaker 1: four minutes after my Strawberry letter for today, subject I'm
Speaker 1: a star, but my friends say I suck. Right now though,
Speaker 1: it's the nephew here with today's praying phone call. What
Speaker 1: you got next? Right now? He lunchtime date, lunch time date. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan. It
Speaker 1: is Alan. Who's this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek Man.
Speaker 1: It took us out. Bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband,
Speaker 1: right yeah, yeah that summer wrong? No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. I work at this like I said this,
Speaker 1: Derek Man, I work with your wife Rachel, right you
Speaker 1: you are supervisor or something. I mean you just this
Speaker 1: about work something. I mean, she's doing a good job
Speaker 1: and everything she ain't back no, no, no, everything is straight. Man,
Speaker 1: Ain't not wrong with your job. Everything is cool with
Speaker 1: the job. This this right here, man is like what
Speaker 1: I know? This man, and it's you know, it just
Speaker 1: seems like every single day, you know, while she's on
Speaker 1: her lunch break, it seems like you know, you would
Speaker 1: call and and and uh and then blocked up the
Speaker 1: whole hour of a lunch breg and actually you know,
Speaker 1: just be real, man, I'm just trying to come correct
Speaker 1: with you. It just seems like you just cut in
Speaker 1: on all the time that I have that I had
Speaker 1: with her. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa hold hold hold up
Speaker 1: on me, hold on, hold on, broke way you what
Speaker 1: you doing at lunch with my lady sons? Like I said,
Speaker 1: you know, we're just we're just spending time, you know,
Speaker 1: doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You
Speaker 1: know that rude? Rude you you okay. First of all,
Speaker 1: that's my lady, Okay, I can call her whenever the
Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's I pay for them phone, Jill.
Speaker 1: I bought that iPhone five I could get call whenever. Please,
Speaker 1: all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with
Speaker 1: a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date.
Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. We are at work.
Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You know,
Speaker 1: it seemed like half the whole time I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: front of her, you know, we're supposed to be having
Speaker 1: lunch together, and she talking to you the whole Uh,
Speaker 1: what's what's your name? Begeting? Derek dere All right, Derek,
Speaker 1: you work at the same building up. Okay you you
Speaker 1: would work right now? Huh yeah, I mean yeah. I'm
Speaker 1: here at the job and you'll work in the same
Speaker 1: flow because I can find to come and see you. You
Speaker 1: You have to jump off way way different for you
Speaker 1: straight up. Okay, so don't let let me that's or something. Man,
Speaker 1: What is the big deal? Understand? Okay, you look like
Speaker 1: you don't see her. You look like you don't see
Speaker 1: her when she gets home, you know. So why is
Speaker 1: this so important that you waste a whole hour of
Speaker 1: lush and holding up and you wasted ain'tat waste. I'm
Speaker 1: talking to my lady. Okay, you understand that. Why don't
Speaker 1: you go out there and then you ain't got to
Speaker 1: worry about sitting up in front of me. Lady, that's
Speaker 1: my wife. I walked down the hour with that. We
Speaker 1: got kids, we got a house, we take care. He
Speaker 1: helped me hold it down on this. You you you
Speaker 1: ain't you know if like you you don't even want
Speaker 1: to come in and do but they got so I've
Speaker 1: always want to come into somebody else wife, And why
Speaker 1: why won't you do this? Take take take this advice
Speaker 1: and see what it works, have works for you. Go
Speaker 1: to club, church, library, grocery stole, wherever, find your jack
Speaker 1: and you get you a chick. You gave her for
Speaker 1: a minute, you called her for a minute. You romance
Speaker 1: up for men. That's what real men? Do You know
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, That's what I did. That's how I
Speaker 1: got my my Rachel. That's the that's my heart. You're
Speaker 1: trying to sit up there in front of lunch with
Speaker 1: us every day for the past year. I'll tell you what, bro,
Speaker 1: it may not be today, it may not be tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but soon soon you're gonna see me me. You're gonna
Speaker 1: have none of this phone conversation. It's gonna be a
Speaker 1: face to face through all I'm saying, man, I ain't
Speaker 1: trying to come between y'all at all. I'm done that, Okay,
Speaker 1: Like I'm saying, I'm not trying to come between y'all.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, it's every day you call it, man,
Speaker 1: what do you want life to talk to every guy day?
Speaker 1: That's what a really dude. You don't know, but that
Speaker 1: because you were you ain't no real all you know
Speaker 1: about it trying to hill that something treat you don't
Speaker 1: know what it gets to put it in work like
Speaker 1: a real man dude, to actually hold down a home,
Speaker 1: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids in, fixing
Speaker 1: the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that.
Speaker 1: All you know about is you know, roch. Wife can't
Speaker 1: even go to work. But I like you trying to
Speaker 1: step ahead and don't mean no guy, because because it's okay,
Speaker 1: Like I promise you, I'm gonna be there. You're gonna
Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what this house, this is gonna go. It
Speaker 1: may not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna
Speaker 1: go past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: me and I'm gonna see you, and I can't. What's
Speaker 1: what's your son? Tell me it's I would come see
Speaker 1: you by tomorrow. Son. You mean you Derek? That's your name, right, Derek?
Speaker 1: My name? My name is there? Yeah, you don't always
Speaker 1: want to be both smiling face in my wife's face.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do racist when I see it. You can
Speaker 1: please believe that. Please believe that talked to her about
Speaker 1: a little friend at lunch and like the how getting
Speaker 1: my nub anyway? I got you know how to rate
Speaker 1: your phone. But that's besides the phone, my first phone.
Speaker 1: Y'all ain't that cool? I don't think. I ain't never
Speaker 1: heard of no dance before the day. And what's sudden
Speaker 1: you calling me talking about you was at lunch every
Speaker 1: day with wife and you dog. It's a friendly hutch
Speaker 1: date just word it isn't. I don't know how you
Speaker 1: just do friendly? I know about all that you ain't
Speaker 1: feeling me. You got no like you who pray on
Speaker 1: very women all the time because they like you. But that,
Speaker 1: like I said, it's gonna change, okay does Here's here's
Speaker 1: what you don't know. What you all know is is
Speaker 1: Temmy Tommy be pushing up on the more than me
Speaker 1: Tommy Tommy Tommy is always pushing up on her. Tommy one.
Speaker 1: You need to be worried about you left Timmy who
Speaker 1: me who the Tommy dog dog dog nephew Tommy Man.
Speaker 1: Check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve
Speaker 1: Harbard Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to pray
Speaker 1: phone called you. Oh y'all did me matey? I should
Speaker 1: have come down to May. I am now gonna you
Speaker 1: don't I think I'm burn that building down. You don't
Speaker 1: even know people tell me this my prediction. Somebody gonnack
Speaker 1: you up for real, y'all. You just played too much, man,
Speaker 1: y'all tripping mane take it off. You gotta tell me
Speaker 1: this man, what is the baddest radio show in the lane?
Speaker 1: Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show man before I don't
Speaker 1: even make sense if I'm not with this man wife
Speaker 1: at lunch? Why is he calling you know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1: Why we having lunch? What he calling his wife? Is
Speaker 1: that what you just ask? If we are lunch and
Speaker 1: it's lunch time and I'm having lunch with her, ain't rule.
Speaker 1: They didn't route for him to be on the phone
Speaker 1: like this, kiss be walking around outside with just regular
Speaker 1: clothes on, no equipment, no show to pass nobody. How
Speaker 1: he ain't got a vest zone at time? That's what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get you for, Christian What vests? Yeah? A
Speaker 1: bullet proof? Yeah? What you want one? Just for knives?
Speaker 1: Everybody's gonna get up like that. He's stupid. You want
Speaker 1: that phone, s Steve. I'm not wearing it. I'm not
Speaker 1: wearing it, all right. Make make sure we say this
Speaker 1: at check yes, because I did. I not offered to
Speaker 1: buy you did. We're in the hospital. Gather around your
Speaker 1: damn bed. I'm gonna throw it on your ass, then
Speaker 1: your damn vest. Let me let me drop these dates
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Speaker 1: Get yourself some tickets because the nephew was coming to town.
Speaker 1: Black Friday. There would be November twenty third, gran what's
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Speaker 1: the seventeen, Richmond, Virginia, novemen twenty three, Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Speaker 1: That right there is good Friday at Devo's Performance Hall.
Speaker 1: Alright Friday, not good Friday. You're a black fried black fry.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you, ne Black Friday is good though,
Speaker 1: ain't coming out. Subject for the Strawberry Letter for today,
Speaker 1: I'm a star, but my friends say I sucked. That's
Speaker 1: coming up it after this