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Speaker 1: for your phone tapp. And if you've ever lived in

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Speaker 1: an apartment complex, you know how frustrating it can be

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Speaker 1: when there's a problem in your unit that requires maintenance,

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Speaker 1: and building management just drags their feet to get it.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, why are they such a holes? I know

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Speaker 1: they take forever. What is the hold up? I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 1: today I call a woman who's been waiting weeks for

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Speaker 1: her silly little toilet paper holder to be fixed. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. She's complained to her boyfriend about this, and

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Speaker 1: then her boyfriend told me, So we're gonna call her

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Speaker 1: and we are going to fix it. But I can

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Speaker 1: promise you it's not the way that she's ever dreamed

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Speaker 1: of it being fixed. You'll find out in your brand

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Speaker 1: new phone tapp. Right now, it's another twenty Hello, Hi,

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Speaker 1: I'm looking to speak with Rose in Unit three or four.

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Speaker 1: She mask Collin. My name's Tony. I work at the

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Speaker 1: leasing office. I just wanted to follow up on a

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Speaker 1: maintenance request. Yes, so I'm looking at it here. It

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Speaker 1: says you have a faulty toilet paper holder inside your apartment. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: won't saying the holder anymore and it keeps falling out. Okay. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I see that you left the part with the

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Speaker 1: on site manager. Yes, that's correct. I did that two

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Speaker 1: weeks ago. Okay. Well, I had one of my best

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Speaker 1: guys look at the issue and turns out there's no

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Speaker 1: easy solution here. What do you mean it's a regular

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Speaker 1: it's a regular toilet paper holder. Yeah, but also no,

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Speaker 1: not really would he mean? No? Yes, it is. No.

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Speaker 1: So here's the thing. A normal toilet paper holder wouldn't

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Speaker 1: fit with the existing compartment that you have attached to

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Speaker 1: the wall. All the home depots of the world don't

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Speaker 1: care anymore. I mean, your apartment is older, so it

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Speaker 1: has some older fixtures in there. Okay, that's why we

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Speaker 1: commissioned a welder to come out and make one custom

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Speaker 1: just for you. So come on, stop it a welder

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Speaker 1: that's not really going to happen. No, we did. But

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Speaker 1: here's the problem. The work has to be done inside

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Speaker 1: your apartment, so he gets the measurements precisely correct. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: how long is that going to take. I'll get to

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Speaker 1: that because once he makes it, then we'll need to

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Speaker 1: powder coat the custom holder to give it a chrome

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Speaker 1: finish like you would normally see regular holders. Are you

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Speaker 1: serious you have to do all of that just for

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Speaker 1: the holder. Well yeah, but I'm not done yet because

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Speaker 1: then after our crew finishes installing it, we're required by

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Speaker 1: the city to come out and have an inspected I mean,

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Speaker 1: make sure it's up to code. I mean, he's got

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Speaker 1: to be joking, like this is it's just a toilet

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Speaker 1: paper holder. Rose, the welder showed me a mockup of

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Speaker 1: what he has in mind. It's the Bentley of toilet

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Speaker 1: paper holders. I don't want an expensive older Okay, I

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Speaker 1: just give me the asic cheap one. I don't need

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Speaker 1: a luxurious holder. Well that's not how we do things here, Rose,

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Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to find another place to live

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Speaker 1: for about two weeks. I mean two weeks. I mean

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Speaker 1: that's honestly ridiculous. I don't have another place to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but the fumes from the powder coating alone.

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Speaker 1: Don't dissipate for at least ten days. I mean, you

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Speaker 1: have to do it for your safety. I understand that.

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Speaker 1: But I'm not leaving my place just for a toilet

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Speaker 1: paper holder to be installed. When I've done work at

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Speaker 1: my house, I just stay at one of my other properties.

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Speaker 1: I don't problem. I don't have another property at whole.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to tell you. I always have

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Speaker 1: at least two or three properties open, just in case

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Speaker 1: I need a break from the penthouse. Okay, Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry that your life is so hard that you

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Speaker 1: have to go to your penthouse. Yeah, get away from

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Speaker 1: your other properties. But I'm happy that you can appreciate

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Speaker 1: my struggle and mean, it's being sarcastic you moren like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not leaving my own property. That's not what's happening. Well,

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Speaker 1: everything has been booked unless you want to pay the

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Speaker 1: seven hundred and fifty dollars cancelation, then I could put

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Speaker 1: a stop order. Wait, I'm sorry, what did you say?

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Speaker 1: Did you say seven hundred and fifty dollars? Yeah, to

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Speaker 1: cancel the world? How would this even cost seven hundred

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Speaker 1: and fifty dollars? Well, I already told you. I mean

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Speaker 1: we hired the welder plus the powder coder. We've already

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Speaker 1: reached out to the city for the inspections. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is what it takes. Okay. So first of all,

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Speaker 1: I dropped this off to the manager of my place.

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Speaker 1: Do you even work for my apartment complex? Like I

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Speaker 1: don't understand? Yeah, No, I're not somebody I contacted. The

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Speaker 1: truth is I don't work for the apartment complex. I

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Speaker 1: actually kind of work for your boyfriend. Why, because he's

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Speaker 1: the one that sets you up for the springk phone call?

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Speaker 1: Are you giving me? Who? Wait? Who is that? My

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Speaker 1: name is Jeffrey from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in

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Speaker 1: the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, it's so embarrassing yelling at you. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? I know, don't blame me, Blame your

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Speaker 1: boyfriend Kevin, because he set you up. He said, you've

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Speaker 1: been really annoyed about how long it takes for anything

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Speaker 1: in your apartment to get fixed, and he just wanted

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Speaker 1: us to mess with you a little bit. When you

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Speaker 1: told me that I had to get out of my

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Speaker 1: for a toilet paper holder, I would like get out

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Speaker 1: of here. Honestly, Bros, I think your boyfriend just set

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Speaker 1: this up so that you would go and live with him.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a whole motivation behind the prank. Um,

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Speaker 1: that's funny. That's a good one. So yes, you will

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Speaker 1: live with him. Um, we'll talk about ita week of

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Speaker 1: every morning with food tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Holy point five