WEBVTT - The Tudor Dixon Podcast: No PC Comedy Here with Michael Loftus

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Tutor Dixon Podcast in the Clay

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<v Speaker 1>and Book podcast Network. Welcome to the Tutor Dixon Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Tutor Dixon, and I refuse to believe that comedy

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<v Speaker 1>is dead. No matter how many times the boring progressive

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<v Speaker 1>activists try to drown it in their tears. Comedy will

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<v Speaker 1>rise above these attacks. And I mean, seriously, laughing is

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<v Speaker 1>good for the sole people. In fact, I've already been

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<v Speaker 1>laughing with my guest today. I didn't even know if

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<v Speaker 1>we could start the podcast because we were joking so much.

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<v Speaker 1>My guest today is actually keeping comedy alive with his

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<v Speaker 1>own news show. That show Tonight. Michael Loftis is the

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<v Speaker 1>co creator and executive producer. Michael, thank you for being here.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see where this goes. You are a comedy genius

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<v Speaker 1>and you've already had me laughing hysterically. So why why

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<v Speaker 1>are they trying to kill it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, first of all, let me just say I'm a

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<v Speaker 2>big fan, and probably because you called me a comedy genius.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's let's just keep them was going. Can we

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<v Speaker 2>do an hour of that? That just seems great. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>just lie back and you're like, and I really thought

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<v Speaker 2>you were funny, and I'll be like, stop, We're.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to change the name to just the Michael Loftis

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<v Speaker 1>fluff Show. Make it happy, whatever he wants see.

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<v Speaker 2>But I would watch that. I would watch the Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Loftus fluff Show.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, but we need more than one day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, here. So I've been a comedian for a

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<v Speaker 2>very long time. Started back in the early nineties, moved

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<v Speaker 2>to Los Angeles in late ninety seven, worked in television,

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<v Speaker 2>had my own stand up special, you know, blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw all this coming. It's funny, Like I stopped

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<v Speaker 2>performing at colleges like years before Seinfeld and those guys

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<v Speaker 2>started realizing just how bad things were. And it's really funny.

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<v Speaker 2>It's there's no big confusion about like everybody. Usually people

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<v Speaker 2>want to talk about cancel culture and what do we do?

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<v Speaker 2>And you just you just keep going. You just refuse

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<v Speaker 2>to change for it. And I think that that's what

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<v Speaker 2>you know. You can dissect things and go okay, never apologize,

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<v Speaker 2>which you which you never should do. However, you should

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<v Speaker 2>just continue to make people laugh. That's that seems that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's the winning combination. Just keep going on making fun

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<v Speaker 2>of the morons, making fun of the idiots, making fun

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<v Speaker 2>of the of the weird and awkward, making fun of yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>But just don't change your behavior whatsoever. It's it's it's

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<v Speaker 2>there's no big mystery here.

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<v Speaker 1>Just but you couldn't have Seinfeld today. I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>would be no No network would carry it because they

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<v Speaker 1>would be afraid. So how do you do it? How

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<v Speaker 1>do you do this? How do you keep going when

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<v Speaker 1>network goes ahole? We can't have the Soup Nazi, we

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<v Speaker 1>can't have that on TV?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well you start, you start your own thing. That's

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<v Speaker 2>what I did with that show tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's it's been a wild road. But a few

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<v Speaker 2>years ago, I want to say twenty eighteen, because everybody

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<v Speaker 2>realized how popular The Daily Show was and the Colbert

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<v Speaker 2>Report and all those shows, and that all the late

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<v Speaker 2>night shows were coming from the same political point of view.

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<v Speaker 2>They were all coming from the left, and so you

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<v Speaker 2>realize there's this huge gap. And then Roseanne Barr had

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<v Speaker 2>done the reboot of her show and it was wildly successful.

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<v Speaker 2>Roseanne Barr was getting ratings like an NFL playoff game, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>like every Tuesday night. So I went out with a

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<v Speaker 2>super famous Hollywood big wig. This guy has produced, produced,

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<v Speaker 2>and started in huge hit movies and hit TV shows.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we came up with this like common sense,

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<v Speaker 2>right leaning, more conservative, libertarian answer for the Daily Show.

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<v Speaker 2>And we started pitching it around town. And I'm telling you,

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<v Speaker 2>as a guy who's I've pitched television shows, I've sold

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<v Speaker 2>television shows, I've written on network shows, these pitch meetings

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<v Speaker 2>that we did were some of the best ones I've

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<v Speaker 2>ever been a part of. Like our agents were in

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<v Speaker 2>the parking lot going, Okay, everybody, there's gonna be a

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<v Speaker 2>bidding war. This is gonna be huge. And all of

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<v Speaker 2>these outlets Netflix, Amazon, Sinclair, CBS, all these syndicated groups,

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<v Speaker 2>they all turned it down. They go, Michael, we think

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<v Speaker 2>you're hilarious. We love this show. We know the show

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<v Speaker 2>would be a huge hit. We'd make a mountain of money,

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<v Speaker 2>but we can't afford to be friendly to the right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I mean, do you consider yourself the right?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that definitely I'm definitely right. I'm definitely right of

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<v Speaker 2>the middle where the country is now. But to me,

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<v Speaker 2>that's where all the comedy is right. So, to make

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<v Speaker 2>a long story short, I was just mortified just absolutely,

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<v Speaker 2>absolutely mortified. I always thought, you think money would be

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<v Speaker 2>the great equalizer, you know, like, oh, I run a

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<v Speaker 2>television studio, I want to make money. Here's an underserved

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<v Speaker 2>part of America we should program to, and they were

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<v Speaker 2>just Nope, not going to do it. We know we

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<v Speaker 2>would make money, we know would be a hit, but

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<v Speaker 2>we don't want to be friendly to that segment of America.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's when it was like right when the like

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<v Speaker 2>the lockdown started. And I've been approached many times to

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<v Speaker 2>do like a sketch show like SNL, but it leans

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<v Speaker 2>to the right. And this is the first time and

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<v Speaker 2>it's been the most work on a project, but also

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<v Speaker 2>the most satisfying, Like who knew you we have? We

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<v Speaker 2>had to get our own servers because you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>they started.

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<v Speaker 1>Up parlor, I know, that's what I mean, they started

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<v Speaker 1>kicking people off. And I think about just I think

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<v Speaker 1>about comedy as such a I mean, such a calming

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<v Speaker 1>relief because those shows really were successful. And don't you

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<v Speaker 1>think society was happier back when we were watching shows

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<v Speaker 1>that were just goofy and made fun of people and

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<v Speaker 1>no one care. They enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I mean it's I got. I did an

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<v Speaker 2>interview with the BBC recently and they couldn't believe that

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<v Speaker 2>there weren't any shows that leaned to the right, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, you know, in England, there's if you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a political party in the UK, I guarantee you have

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<v Speaker 2>a show that represents you, you know, in a comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>lighthearted fashion. So it's just I think what happened is

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<v Speaker 2>the left realized what a stranglehold they have, you know

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<v Speaker 2>on social media Facebook, Twitter, Google, YouTube, and then they

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<v Speaker 2>and then all of cable beyond you know, beyond Fox News,

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<v Speaker 2>they had they had a lock on the market. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's a huge Once you get a power like that,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not going to let it go. You're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to let it go, right, which is.

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<v Speaker 1>Fantastic, but it has created such an unhappy youth, and

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<v Speaker 1>people get so mad when you joke. Now, so you

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<v Speaker 1>probably have figured out that I like to joke around.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a joker, and I would joke around on the

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<v Speaker 1>campaign trail and that was not highly welcomed by the

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<v Speaker 1>leftist media. So one day we were on the trail

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<v Speaker 1>and we were talking about the lockdowns, and they said

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<v Speaker 1>she made a joke about the Gretchen Whitmer getting kidnapped,

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<v Speaker 1>and I said, no, that wasn't a joke, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was a joke. Then later that night, when we were

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Gretchen Whitmer had walked through the she'd walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the auto show with Joe Biden, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Biden reaches over and holds her hand hand at

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<v Speaker 1>the auto show and you could see her face like

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<v Speaker 1>I wish I were being kidnapped right now instead of this,

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<v Speaker 1>And people were so mad about it. It was like,

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<v Speaker 1>shame may this joke? And I'm like, it was a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>And we had so many media come up to me

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<v Speaker 1>like what did you know? Do you apologize for this?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, no, well, you stop making it so

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<v Speaker 1>that we can never have any levity in life. Everybody

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<v Speaker 1>knows I was joking, yes, And that's the problem is

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<v Speaker 1>that if you can't joke, then the opposite of that

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<v Speaker 1>is people just become uptight and angry, and that's when

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<v Speaker 1>you end up with this violence and hatred.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, unfortunately it works. You know. My favorite part of

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<v Speaker 2>like the media and like journalism is how they they

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<v Speaker 2>won't be able to tell the difference like you obviously

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<v Speaker 2>like like you made an obvious joke and then they go,

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<v Speaker 2>wait a minute, why would you want that? Why were

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<v Speaker 2>They would do it with Trump all the time when

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<v Speaker 2>when he was serious, they'd act like he was joking.

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<v Speaker 2>And when he's joking, they'd act like he's serious, and like,

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<v Speaker 2>what what would that? What does that mean? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>We must we must go into a deep dive analysis.

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<v Speaker 1>And it works. But all of us are going remember

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<v Speaker 1>when you could be funny? Right for those days?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Unfortunately though it works when you're especially going after

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<v Speaker 2>a political candidate. You know, they just want to, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>bake in that negative, the negative negative, negative negative, And

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<v Speaker 2>then who cares a group of.

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<v Speaker 1>People though that so desperately want comedy to come back.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't care. They do not believe this blogoney about

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<v Speaker 1>you can't be funny anymore. I mean, honestly, I am

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<v Speaker 1>not kidding. When I look back at the shows that

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<v Speaker 1>I watched as a kid, Seinfeld would not be a

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<v Speaker 1>show today, could not be a show today. They would

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<v Speaker 1>never allow that, right, So.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the exciting part. So that's the exciting part. Which

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<v Speaker 2>gets me too, are our national economic divorce? Like, so

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<v Speaker 2>those funny things aren't going to be allowed on like

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<v Speaker 2>network television. It's gonna be the end of comedy for

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people, because like and I saw the

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<v Speaker 2>handwriting on the wall on the last shows that I

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<v Speaker 2>worked on on CBS and and even before that on ABC,

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<v Speaker 2>where the sensors would say, oh, we can't really owe

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<v Speaker 2>and it's like, hey, it's a situation comedy. Like it's

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy. It's we're not making a documentary. We're not

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<v Speaker 2>telling people how to live their life. We're slinging jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet still they would get so uptight about it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and and censor a lot of things. So there's this

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<v Speaker 2>wonderful invention called the Internet, and let's just for the

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<v Speaker 2>people who want it. They can come out and watch

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<v Speaker 2>that show tonight. And then when I go out to

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<v Speaker 2>a comedy club, I've got a great little tour that

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<v Speaker 2>I'm I'm starting at the end end of this month,

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<v Speaker 2>so the fun people can come out and enjoy their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>You just you're just gonna get everything all a cart.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, this will be it will be the end

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<v Speaker 2>of network television unless they come to their senses. It'll

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<v Speaker 2>be the end of cable TV unless they come to

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<v Speaker 2>their senses. And if you look at what Disney's doing,

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<v Speaker 2>Disney is batt in a thousand. They're they're simultaneously ruining

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<v Speaker 2>their brand, They're ruining Marvel, They're ruining Star Wars. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like everything they touched.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw that you were not a fan of all

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<v Speaker 1>of the cameos. So you didn't Did you feel like

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<v Speaker 1>Lizzo and Jack Black just weren't a believable couple? What

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<v Speaker 1>was it that you just couldn't get with?

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's like the whole the whole mandalorian In in

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<v Speaker 2>general is just stupid. It's just stupid. I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 2>Star Wars fan, Like I'm a huge I'm a huge

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<v Speaker 2>John Favreau fan, and it's like, why do why do these?

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<v Speaker 2>It just keeps getting more stupid. And I have nothing

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<v Speaker 2>against Lizzo or Jack Black, but really, that's what you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna do, That's what you're gonna do with Jack. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Jack Black and I'm eating food, and there's Lizzo.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Lizzo and I'm eating food. It's like, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's a waste, it's a waste of their talent.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, I mean I think we all thought, but

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<v Speaker 1>that also was very strange because it was sort of

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<v Speaker 1>this posture of look at all these people we can get.

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<v Speaker 1>But the whole appeal to the Star Wars brand is

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<v Speaker 1>that it's people you don't know and they create this

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<v Speaker 1>amazing show for you to watch. And so it really

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<v Speaker 1>went against everything that is Star Wars. And I think

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<v Speaker 1>that's why people went what just happened? And it was

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<v Speaker 1>totally out of context of what was going on in

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<v Speaker 1>the Mandalorian. But I think that this is just what

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<v Speaker 1>is happening in I mean, it's happening in all these brands.

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<v Speaker 1>They're just die and we're saying why what I mean

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<v Speaker 1>SNL SNL today is not the SNL that it used

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<v Speaker 1>to be. I mean, think about can you imagine having

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<v Speaker 1>Pat on SNL today?

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<v Speaker 2>Right all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it'd be like are you offended by that?

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy is always like light years ahead of the crowd,

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<v Speaker 2>Like light years ahead, Pat doing that whole thing money.

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<v Speaker 2>Python did some hilarious stuff about like the trans movement

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<v Speaker 2>back during a Life of Brian and you're just like,

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<v Speaker 2>holy smoke, and that's like it's the canary in the

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<v Speaker 2>coal mine. South Park does some wonderful stuff, and I also, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that that new sketch comedy show, that show tonight, that's

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<v Speaker 2>some hilarious things as well.

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<v Speaker 1>So tell us about but you are you have a

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<v Speaker 1>page people can go Do they pay for this?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>They pay for it? And that is the the the

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<v Speaker 2>great thing. It's like a la cart you're going to.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a secret society. Now if you want to laugh,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to you have to pay for it secretly

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<v Speaker 1>on your own.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. I think that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Sponsors aren't going to touch it. Sponsors aren't gonna come

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<v Speaker 2>near this until there's a level of success. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I'd love the transition to where we're just giving it away,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, as as the world comes to their senses.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, they go to that show tonight dot com

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<v Speaker 2>and it's a it's it's like five bucks a month.

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<v Speaker 2>And here's the great thing. Now, content creators are finding

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<v Speaker 2>us people. There's people who are making these wonderfully funny mockumentaries.

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<v Speaker 2>They're making feature films. So like I just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>do a comedy show, you know, just like hey, once

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<v Speaker 2>a month, we'll do the show. It's five bucks, you

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<v Speaker 2>get it. You know, it's a deal. If you sign

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<v Speaker 2>up for the whole year or whatever, Like Jim Brewer's

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<v Speaker 2>done shows with us, and Dave Landau just did a show.

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<v Speaker 2>Christy Swanson's going to be doing a show. Dean Kane.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get like I'm just like everybody. But

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<v Speaker 2>now the these content creators are coming to us, so like, okay, crap,

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<v Speaker 2>we need some more bandwidth because we're gonna have to

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<v Speaker 2>add this show and that movie. So it's quickly turning

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<v Speaker 2>into like a little mini streaming service, which just is

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<v Speaker 2>exciting and put some lead in my pencil.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a quick commercial break. We'll continue next on

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<v Speaker 1>the Tutor Dixon podcast. So you are taking over as

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<v Speaker 1>like the conservative version of which I don't. I think

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<v Speaker 1>comedy is just comedy, so I hate to label it

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<v Speaker 1>in one realm or the other. But it gives you

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<v Speaker 1>kind of that comedy Central network that you can create

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<v Speaker 1>for people who are still wanting to see actual comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I really feel like it's this secret society

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<v Speaker 1>now where you're like going to the speak easy. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing here today listening to comedy?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't tell anybody it's a news It's a Dave Chappelle show.

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<v Speaker 2>They're protesting outside. Yes, it's funny, and it's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>want it to be comedy for everybody. It's what like,

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<v Speaker 2>like Comedy Central has been into censorship and trying to

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<v Speaker 2>steer the taste of America for decades now, for decades now,

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<v Speaker 2>Like the Blue Collar Comedy Tour was like the one

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<v Speaker 2>of the most successful things Comedy Central ever did, but

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<v Speaker 2>they always kind of kick those guys to the curb

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<v Speaker 2>and never really gave them the respect that they deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>Same thing with Jeff Donham. Jeff Donham amazing success on

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy Central. Every one of his specials was huge, but

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<v Speaker 2>they always just kind of, you know, put him to

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<v Speaker 2>the side because they want to decide who's cool and

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<v Speaker 2>who's not cool, and they want.

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<v Speaker 1>To be in How do you censor comedy? Isn't the

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<v Speaker 1>whole point of comedy the shock and awe It makes

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<v Speaker 1>you laugh. It's something so outrageous that you just think

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<v Speaker 1>it's hilarious. If you have to, if you have to

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<v Speaker 1>censor comedy, then we will never laugh again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. Comedy exists on surprise. You know that. You

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like a knock knock joke, knock knock,

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<v Speaker 2>Who's there about. So you you set up this reality

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<v Speaker 2>and then you have this element of surprise, and with

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<v Speaker 2>like woke culture and censorship, you're taking away that sense

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<v Speaker 2>of surprise. I know exactly where Jimmy Fallon's going with

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<v Speaker 2>a joke. I know exactly where Stephen Colbert is going

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<v Speaker 2>with a joke. I can write it faster than they

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<v Speaker 2>can say it. But at least with Gutfeld, you're like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>oh oh, that was a surprise, you know, and that's

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<v Speaker 2>why he's number one in Late Night. Now. It's not Ryant.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not rocket surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>Right right, No, there is not rocket surgery. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>not definitely not that.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely not that. See and like you think I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>say rocket science, but I turned to surgery. That, my friends,

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<v Speaker 2>is comedy. Are you guys writing this down? You should

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<v Speaker 2>probably run.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know we should be because maybe that's

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<v Speaker 1>the next step in this whole podcast if we can

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<v Speaker 1>just But honestly, I think it's such a draw and

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I laugh about the Secret Society. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think people are dying to go back to those old

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<v Speaker 1>days where you could watch a show and just laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and I used to I remember doing my

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<v Speaker 1>homework in high school and listening to my parents laugh

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<v Speaker 1>out loud at nighttime TV. And I don't even think

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<v Speaker 1>people watch TV anymore. They don't watch the network. They're

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<v Speaker 1>always streaming. It's whatever show you're into, you just binge

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<v Speaker 1>watch it. How do we get back to the fact

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<v Speaker 1>that we see people laughing, Well, that.

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<v Speaker 2>Is why we film. We do that show tonight in

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<v Speaker 2>front of a live studio audience. That to me is everything.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is my own personal philosophy on comedy and

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<v Speaker 2>theater and all of us. I still think that we've

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<v Speaker 2>got that Caveman DNA. It's funnier when you're in a

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<v Speaker 2>group of people when you're in a group of people

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<v Speaker 2>watching something all the same time, Like those old sitcoms,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you'd get that great thing, you know, blah

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<v Speaker 2>blah blah. It was filmed live in front of a

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<v Speaker 2>studio audience. I always love it. And like Saturday Night

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<v Speaker 2>Live used to have that as well, where it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, that thing just happened and I'm there

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<v Speaker 2>was episodes of like Taxi where I literally thought my

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<v Speaker 2>dad was gonna die. I thought I was watching him

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<v Speaker 2>die in front of my area. What does oh yello

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<v Speaker 2>like me? That was just it so And when you

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<v Speaker 2>hear the audience just roaring with laughter, that's the that's

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<v Speaker 2>the thing. You need, that live audience. And when when yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>people are like just watching from their home and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't and audiences are smart. You can tell when it's

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<v Speaker 2>a crappy laugh track and when they're trying to fake it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, right of course if you watching.

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<v Speaker 2>At home, you want to be part of that community experience,

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<v Speaker 2>like like at a comedy club. My favorite when I'm

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<v Speaker 2>doing when I'm on stage doing stand up, I always

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<v Speaker 2>love it. I love the moment like you're just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to crush and you'll tell a joke, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and you just know you're just hammering. You're like Mike Tyson,

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<v Speaker 2>and you'll see somebody in the audience like howling, and

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<v Speaker 2>then they'll look over at a stranger and like they'll

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<v Speaker 2>have this like shared quick communication like oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, can you believe us?

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<v Speaker 1>That's the best, right, And that's something that we don't

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<v Speaker 1>see anymore. The other night, we had The Golden Girls

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<v Speaker 1>on and my my oldest daughter said to my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>this show is so annoying. There's constantly people laughing as

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<v Speaker 1>they're talking, and I thought, oh my word, she's never

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<v Speaker 1>heard a show in front of a live studio audience

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<v Speaker 1>because they're just watching all of this junk that they

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<v Speaker 1>come across. Or it's a you know, some Mermaid show

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<v Speaker 1>and they watched seventy five episodes of it in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. And I think they're missing out on this.

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<v Speaker 1>A whole generation could miss it if we do not

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<v Speaker 1>bring comedy back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, I mean I'm always gonna have of like

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<v Speaker 2>hope and an optimistic look at the future because they

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<v Speaker 2>said that like, oh, movies are gonna kill Broadway, that'll

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<v Speaker 2>be the end of Broadway.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just checked the other day, will kill the

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<v Speaker 1>Radio Star?

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<v Speaker 2>And I think, well it did.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I still listen to radio.

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<v Speaker 2>We're still no. But like you know that thing when

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<v Speaker 2>you're watching a music video and you see somebody really

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<v Speaker 2>ugly singing, You're like, wow, they must be talented.

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<v Speaker 1>But now now those are the people that are lifted up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, look at how amazing and strong and brave.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah, it's Lizo in a G string. She must

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<v Speaker 2>really be great.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thrilled actually when I saw her in the

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<v Speaker 1>gown on the Mandalorian because it was the most close

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<v Speaker 1>I've ever seen on Lizzo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Listen, the costume department isn't the problem on

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<v Speaker 2>the Mandalorian. It's it's the writers that's that's that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Costuming is so good they had She's so big, they

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<v Speaker 2>had a hologram following her. Did you see that? Like

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<v Speaker 2>walking through and they just like, we're gonna put this

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<v Speaker 2>hologram thing behind you from more.

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<v Speaker 1>Coverage what is attached to her? And I think it

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<v Speaker 1>was because I have never seen so much of her

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<v Speaker 1>body covered. And then there was something hanging off of

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<v Speaker 1>the back, and I thought this is very strange because

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<v Speaker 1>it wouldn't her fans of just her nude body hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out there be a little offended that not only does

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<v Speaker 1>she have so many clothes on, but they have added

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<v Speaker 1>a hologram behind her. I don't maybe that was the

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<v Speaker 1>problem with it. It's almost I know you were hoping

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<v Speaker 1>for the G string.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, Listen, I'm always hoping for the G string.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care if you feel if you feel comfy

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<v Speaker 2>with them suns out, buns out, then you go girl

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<v Speaker 2>like that's that's the least of our problems. My problem

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<v Speaker 2>is when society tries to say that that's healthy, like,

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<v Speaker 2>m I don't know, I don't know how. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how, Like like the real big Girl, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know how healthy that is. But you wear what you

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<v Speaker 2>want to wear. You want to rock a G string

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<v Speaker 2>on your private jet, Well you go, Lizzo.

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<v Speaker 1>You know listen, I am. I walked by Victoria's Secret

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<v Speaker 1>the other day and the girls were with me and

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<v Speaker 1>they looked at it and they were like, you could

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<v Speaker 1>see the looks on their faces were confused. Now when

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<v Speaker 1>I was their age and walked past Victoria's Secret, all

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<v Speaker 1>of the models were these incredibly sexy, super hot supermodels right,

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<v Speaker 1>and people were like, oh, this is an unachievable lifestyle.

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<v Speaker 1>We should never have these supermodels. And so then we

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<v Speaker 1>ended up with real people. And the fact of the

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<v Speaker 1>matter is that when you are a real people, and

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<v Speaker 1>you are a real person and you see yourself up

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<v Speaker 1>there in Victoria's Secret clothes, you're like, oh, crap, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to look like that. And then you walk

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<v Speaker 1>by when you see a supermodel, You're like, am I

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<v Speaker 1>gonna look like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go in there and get myself some of those,

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<v Speaker 1>and and that was how I felt I looked at it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, well, shoot, if I'm going to see my

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<v Speaker 1>own fat body looking at me, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>go in there and get underpaid.

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<v Speaker 2>I can. I can get baggy sweatpants at.

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<v Speaker 1>Target exactly exactly. I'm like, where are these brand managers

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<v Speaker 1>that are like, let's put the average mom body up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Every mom will come in and want these. And I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we like to think that we don't have a mom body.

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<v Speaker 1>That I have the opportunity to be gisil. But now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to have to look at this and remember

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I'll look like in that outfit. You would

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<v Speaker 1>be better off making me believe that I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>look hot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and making you Isn't it better for society not

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<v Speaker 2>to get too philosophical here, but to aspire to something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, I do I do feel a little

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<v Speaker 2>less than so I should probably try to better myself

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<v Speaker 2>today so I can get closer to this ideal. Like listen, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>I could look I could look like Michaelangelo's David if

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to, Like, really, I could I just it's time, man.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, we should aspire to be better. We should

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<v Speaker 2>aspire towards beauty, we should aspire towards it.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was the idea that they killed when when

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<v Speaker 1>we were young, it was like, do not tell people

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<v Speaker 1>they should aspire to this, because you're gonna hurt the

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<v Speaker 1>feelings of the people who don't. But you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm actually never gonna have the same body as Giselle,

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<v Speaker 1>but I like to think that there's a chance, and

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<v Speaker 1>it does make me want to do something better for

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<v Speaker 1>myself and for my kids, just it inspires me to

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<v Speaker 1>have them eat healthier and think about things differently. But

0:25:30.000 --> 0:25:33.359
<v Speaker 1>because we were told no, actually you should embrace the opposite,

0:25:33.760 --> 0:25:37.600
<v Speaker 1>it really messed up society, and honestly, it has messed

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<v Speaker 1>up all of these brands. Nobody I was after, I mean,

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:43.760
<v Speaker 1>because I'm sort of weird, and I did have that

0:25:43.800 --> 0:25:46.240
<v Speaker 1>moment where I went, I don't I don't actually want

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<v Speaker 1>to see my real body standing like staring at me

0:25:49.359 --> 0:25:52.040
<v Speaker 1>in underwear. I was like, how is this working out

0:25:52.040 --> 0:25:53.720
<v Speaker 1>for Victoria's Secret? And I looked it up and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know what, pretty bad? Yes, not a

0:25:56.680 --> 0:25:59.200
<v Speaker 1>good thing. No one else wants to see that either.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's wild to watch all these brands completely self destruct.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's great because I like so hopefully, Like there's

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<v Speaker 2>some like you know, Mom and Pop lingerie store right

0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:14.200
<v Speaker 2>now that's just killing it, right, that's just killing it

0:26:14.240 --> 0:26:16.359
<v Speaker 2>because they're like, here's what's gonna make you look sexy.

0:26:16.359 --> 0:26:18.040
<v Speaker 2>Here's a g string in a corset and it's made

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<v Speaker 2>out of pleather. Go like, that's all wonderful. But they

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<v Speaker 2>don't care, and they make these giant mistakes, these giant mistakes,

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<v Speaker 2>especially with the lives.

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<v Speaker 1>Literally, I mean this is like they were giant people there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like if you go back to like the

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<v Speaker 2>food pyramid, the food pyramid, the government's like this is

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<v Speaker 2>the right way to go, and it was horrible, and

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<v Speaker 2>so now you get an obesity problem and they go okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and they don't even apologize. These fucking bastards. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>even say they're sorry. And then they come at as

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<v Speaker 2>they go, you know what, the kids need self esteem,

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<v Speaker 2>self esteem, so everyone gets a medal, everyone's a winner.

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<v Speaker 2>Huge mistake. We now have idiots who think they're smart

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<v Speaker 2>and have great self esteem, and now they're like.

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<v Speaker 1>The food pyramid all goes back to the lobbyists that

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<v Speaker 1>said we got to get more bread sold. We have

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<v Speaker 1>to have more of this sold, and then they're making

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<v Speaker 1>a ton of money. So it may be a mistake

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<v Speaker 1>for us, but suddenly big Farmer goes, thank you, you

0:27:17.520 --> 0:27:19.320
<v Speaker 1>just sent us a bunch of patients. I mean, there

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<v Speaker 1>really isn't twisted behind the scenes to all of that.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely, and there's never an apology, and they keep making

0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 2>these huge mistakes, and I think they've finally gone too

0:27:30.080 --> 0:27:35.000
<v Speaker 2>far with COVID and the lockdowns and all that stuff, like, oh,

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:38.639
<v Speaker 2>children are resilient, they don't even need to go to school,

0:27:39.000 --> 0:27:42.080
<v Speaker 2>so now they're even dumber than before. And now they've

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<v Speaker 2>taken it to this insane level of hey, little boy,

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<v Speaker 2>do you think you're a girl. Let's sign you up

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<v Speaker 2>for surgery. And then you're like, oh okay, and then

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<v Speaker 2>can we go get a tattoo after that surgery? Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>you can't get a tattoo. You're too young to make

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<v Speaker 2>Caro pic shots.

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<v Speaker 1>It's coret and make sure you take that ozepic shot

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<v Speaker 1>at eleven. Yes, I mean it's crazy that. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>we you talk about the art imitating life, and so

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<v Speaker 1>oftentimes I see remember the movie Wally where that all

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<v Speaker 1>the people were just gigantic and they moved around in

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<v Speaker 1>chairs and they didn't actually do anything this. But I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, we've become this. I look around at

0:28:24.320 --> 0:28:26.840
<v Speaker 1>the airport and everybody's looking up their phones. We're all

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<v Speaker 1>so lazy now. And we're like, instead of saying you

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<v Speaker 1>should aspire to something else, we're like, embrace the laziness.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, we're going to show you pictures of other

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.280
<v Speaker 1>lazy people to make you feel good about being lazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And we do feel good about it. We're like, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>in fact, don't make jokes about it, because nobody wants

0:28:45.760 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>to feel bad anymore. Because there is a little bit

0:28:48.360 --> 0:28:51.080
<v Speaker 1>of conviction that happens when you hear these like oh,

0:28:51.160 --> 0:28:54.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, maybe I should go work out. No, heaven forbid,

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.640
<v Speaker 1>anyone is convicted to do something good. We have to

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<v Speaker 1>stay on the same path.

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<v Speaker 2>The great thing, great thing though, about making fun of

0:29:01.840 --> 0:29:04.360
<v Speaker 2>like fat people, Like when you do, you don't have

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<v Speaker 2>to worry about them chasing you down because you know

0:29:07.840 --> 0:29:11.400
<v Speaker 2>they're pretty easy to outrun. That's the That's the one

0:29:11.520 --> 0:29:14.760
<v Speaker 2>shining beacon of hope in all this. They're just back

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<v Speaker 2>there with there and hailer chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they've got long COVID.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, that's what it is. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it. I just got I got, I got

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<v Speaker 2>long COVID, and I got a Domino's Pizza addiction. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>you shame me.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a quick commercial break. We'll continue next on

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<v Speaker 1>the Tutor Dixon Podcast. Domino's Pizza is another one. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what they did, but I don't know. It

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<v Speaker 1>has not been as good as it used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>My Domino's Pizza addiction has made me move to another

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<v Speaker 1>brand now, but I haven't seen anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on crazy from here's what you do with Domino's pizza. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's horrible, but it makes it so much better.

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<v Speaker 2>You get your Domino's pizza, then you get it out

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<v Speaker 2>of the box. Don't start eating it yet. Don't start

0:30:07.360 --> 0:30:10.320
<v Speaker 2>eat you're not done. Warm up a skillet with just

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:13.280
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of oil, then put those slices in

0:30:13.400 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 2>the skillet. It like it's like time. Try It's so delicious. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're ordering feeling.

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<v Speaker 1>You didn't listen to my whole wally analogy where I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be lazy I order pizza. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to have to eat it up in oil and make

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<v Speaker 1>it some sort of Tuskin delight.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my that's my male stripper name to Tuscan Delight.

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<v Speaker 2>But is a Star Wars Tuscan Raider. I go out

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<v Speaker 2>there with the headger. Yeah, it's a niche audience, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know they have to go somewhere now because

0:30:55.160 --> 0:30:57.560
<v Speaker 1>they're disappointed in Star Wars. You actually have a pretty

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:58.880
<v Speaker 1>big audience, you know.

0:30:58.840 --> 0:31:02.840
<v Speaker 2>What it's it's why held with that show tonight and

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<v Speaker 2>then even my YouTube channel which is the Loftiest Party

0:31:06.640 --> 0:31:12.320
<v Speaker 2>and people should check out the Loftiestparty dot com. There's

0:31:12.320 --> 0:31:16.240
<v Speaker 2>so much censorship going on and there's such an insane

0:31:16.280 --> 0:31:20.520
<v Speaker 2>amount of you know, suppressing of content. If you're making

0:31:20.600 --> 0:31:24.040
<v Speaker 2>fun of the wrong things. However, you can't keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't keep it censored forever. Like people still find

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<v Speaker 2>out about it and they share it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, right, So, so how how successful how long

0:31:32.760 --> 0:31:35.920
<v Speaker 1>have you been doing that show tonight? And how successful

0:31:35.960 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 1>is it? And tell people again where they get, how

0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>they go to it, how they find it, how they

0:31:41.000 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 1>share it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so it's it's very you can go to if

0:31:44.760 --> 0:31:46.840
<v Speaker 2>you just want to watch some clips, you know, some

0:31:46.880 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 2>sample clips. Go to YouTube and just search up that

0:31:50.280 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 2>show tonight, and then you're gonna want to subscribe and

0:31:53.360 --> 0:31:55.840
<v Speaker 2>support this wonderful comedic endeavor. So you go to that

0:31:55.960 --> 0:32:00.520
<v Speaker 2>show tonight dot com and it's funny. It's like, you know,

0:32:00.640 --> 0:32:04.120
<v Speaker 2>making fun of the woke, making fun of socialists. Or

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:09.479
<v Speaker 2>we've been kicked off of TikTok twice for no reason,

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<v Speaker 2>like are we put out a video and it just starts.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they know that you're not supporting the ccpiece.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that could be it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's hilarious. We'll put a video out and it

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<v Speaker 2>just goes like wildfire. It's it's just it just starts

0:32:23.720 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 2>spreading like crazy and then they go, you'll have violated

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<v Speaker 2>our terms our service, bine and we're gone. So we've

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<v Speaker 2>been doing the show for almost a year now, and

0:32:34.240 --> 0:32:37.040
<v Speaker 2>it's very funny because some of the first videos that

0:32:37.120 --> 0:32:42.440
<v Speaker 2>we ever did are now circulating all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>We've had in the past two weeks, we've had over

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<v Speaker 2>seven million views on like wow clips. Yeah, and I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to say I don't want to say the

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<v Speaker 2>platform because I know the AI is listening. Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, we're not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 1>They're smarter than us.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook allow us to advertise. Google won't allow us to advertise.

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube won't allow us to advertise. Yet somehow, some way, grassroots,

0:33:09.200 --> 0:33:11.160
<v Speaker 2>it's just been happening, and it's it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you hear that Now AI has a plan to

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<v Speaker 1>destroy the world? Did you hear the latest news? AI

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<v Speaker 1>has one one of the ais they tweeted some AI

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<v Speaker 1>it was what was it? It was like a version

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<v Speaker 1>of some type of chat GPT or whatever it is,

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<v Speaker 1>and they came out with this this plan that would

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<v Speaker 1>destroy humanity. And then AI talks about how it will

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<v Speaker 1>take over and I'm like this, actually, that's not comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's too funny. It's like because I've been concerned

0:33:47.440 --> 0:33:50.880
<v Speaker 2>about I've been concerned about this for a long time,

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<v Speaker 2>like I have. I wrote my first novel. I've written

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<v Speaker 2>like movies and television shows and YadA, YadA. I just

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<v Speaker 2>wrote my first novel, which is called Neither Stunning nor Brave,

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like this romantic comedy set in a not

0:34:05.120 --> 0:34:11.400
<v Speaker 2>too distant dystopia. So when you start to and I

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<v Speaker 2>love science fiction and all that wonderful stuff, but when

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<v Speaker 2>you start to ask yourselves, Okay, so if we make

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<v Speaker 2>this thing, what happens next? And with AI, everybody thinks

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<v Speaker 2>it's going to be like the Terminator and they go, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 2>there'll be robots and I'll just throw water on them

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<v Speaker 2>and they'll be a resistance. AI is AI is not

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<v Speaker 2>playing And that's why Elon Musk and everybody who knows

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<v Speaker 2>what they're talking about in this field is like, stop,

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<v Speaker 2>just stop, stop right now. We need so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now, we only have to worry about whether you

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<v Speaker 1>are actually a man or a woman, not a robot.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's the future, right, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Like an AI, what's what's to stop an AI just

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<v Speaker 2>from launching all the nukes?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I oh, I mean I think it's I'm not joking

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<v Speaker 1>about it. It is incredibly serious and it's terrifying, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. It is why Elon Musk has come out

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<v Speaker 1>and said, yeah, this is not a toy. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not a toy. But we love to play with things,

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<v Speaker 1>Yes we do.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like San Francisco now has robot cops. New

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<v Speaker 2>York is gonna have robot cops, no way.

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<v Speaker 1>And if a robot cops decides to take you down.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, let's face it, we're not beating the robots.

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<v Speaker 1>I just we're not.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just imagine? It's like, there's so many drunk

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<v Speaker 2>people who ride the Long Island Railroad late at night,

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<v Speaker 2>and so so a little R two D two things

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<v Speaker 2>starts coming up to you and wants to write you

0:35:42.880 --> 0:35:46.040
<v Speaker 2>a ticket for drunken disorderly people are gonna knock that

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<v Speaker 2>thing over. They're gonna be taking selfies with it, graffiti,

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna there's gonna be there's gonna be. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>But the next one that comes is one of those

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<v Speaker 1>weird dog looking ones and then it just rips you

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<v Speaker 1>apart or something. And how do we know that AI

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<v Speaker 1>is not gonna be a bunch of exactly, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the dog.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like the dog robots. They have those and

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<v Speaker 2>it comes with an attachment for a shotgun on the back.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know that? It's just like it's just like

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<v Speaker 2>you just their weapons.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they are. And I'm not kidding when I say

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<v Speaker 1>I see those things. And I was watching something the

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<v Speaker 1>other day and the girls are like, how cute is that?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, see that's the thing. We think it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>not cute. It's and I think too many people right

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<v Speaker 1>now are like, this is so fun and it'll be

0:36:29.000 --> 0:36:32.000
<v Speaker 1>so exciting to have these robots. And I watched WandaVision

0:36:32.120 --> 0:36:34.759
<v Speaker 1>and I could fall in love with one. And it's

0:36:34.840 --> 0:36:38.720
<v Speaker 1>not not that yes, not that, yes, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's uh, the robots that look like robots. Nobody has

0:36:43.680 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 2>a problem with it, right, It's when you get into

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:49.400
<v Speaker 2>that uncanny valley like you'll always have like, hey, an

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:53.759
<v Speaker 2>inventor in Japan has the world's first robot prostitute, and

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<v Speaker 2>then it'll turn its head and.

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<v Speaker 1>That movie, Megan, that's what I'm afraid of. Say what

0:37:00.200 --> 0:37:00.960
<v Speaker 1>the movie Megan?

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:03.439
<v Speaker 2>I have not seen it? Is it? Megan? Fox? Though?

0:37:03.800 --> 0:37:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Because they make they make a little girl that is

0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 1>a friend to someone and she looks exactly like a

0:37:10.120 --> 0:37:12.120
<v Speaker 1>little girl. So it's not like C three po, We're

0:37:12.160 --> 0:37:16.920
<v Speaker 1>talking about a human that's actually a robot. Like small Wonder.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, I don't want to see that. I don't.

0:37:20.200 --> 0:37:22.359
<v Speaker 1>But this is a small wonder that turns on every

0:37:22.360 --> 0:37:29.560
<v Speaker 1>evening and kills them, right, yeah, children exactly. But but

0:37:29.680 --> 0:37:31.440
<v Speaker 1>think about how smart that would be if you were

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<v Speaker 1>an enemy to go all right, We've gotten way off

0:37:34.520 --> 0:37:38.000
<v Speaker 1>topic now, so I should probably rain us back and

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 1>bring us Yes, so I've kept I've kept you longer

0:37:43.480 --> 0:37:45.879
<v Speaker 1>than I promise, but you really have. This has been

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:49.000
<v Speaker 1>so much fun for me. And I'm sure everybody in

0:37:49.040 --> 0:37:51.120
<v Speaker 1>the room with me right now is like, are you

0:37:51.120 --> 0:37:52.839
<v Speaker 1>really are you gonna hear that? But I am because

0:37:52.840 --> 0:37:56.320
<v Speaker 1>it's so much fun. So I wait a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>This has been high quality contents. People right now who

0:38:01.440 --> 0:38:03.560
<v Speaker 2>are like, don't air that one. Don't. Are you sure?

0:38:03.600 --> 0:38:07.640
<v Speaker 1>You're always nervous about anything, like somebody's going to use

0:38:07.680 --> 0:38:11.040
<v Speaker 1>this against you? I'm like, have you seen my life? Literally?

0:38:11.200 --> 0:38:15.479
<v Speaker 1>Every day something? I'm over it. I'm over everybody using

0:38:15.520 --> 0:38:17.520
<v Speaker 1>everything against me. Go for me. I take it.

0:38:17.560 --> 0:38:20.799
<v Speaker 2>There's no such thing as bad press. Now, now we

0:38:20.800 --> 0:38:22.640
<v Speaker 2>should say something really horrific.

0:38:25.600 --> 0:38:28.439
<v Speaker 1>I've actually found out that you can. You actually can't

0:38:28.440 --> 0:38:32.279
<v Speaker 1>have bad press. Run for governor. It'll change your mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I had a fantastic time, and I'm hoping I

0:38:36.400 --> 0:38:38.640
<v Speaker 2>didn't ruin your career. Now I feel guilty.

0:38:39.640 --> 0:38:42.600
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, you you just have to take me

0:38:42.640 --> 0:38:47.040
<v Speaker 1>on that show tonight when this all blows out and

0:38:47.120 --> 0:38:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I end up homeless.

0:38:48.920 --> 0:38:51.520
<v Speaker 2>You have to take me in with absolute joy, With

0:38:51.719 --> 0:38:56.560
<v Speaker 2>absolute joy, We'll get you out pushing your little shopping

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:59.919
<v Speaker 2>cart and I'll be like, you should host the show.

0:39:00.440 --> 0:39:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Let's get you air and makeup.

0:39:03.880 --> 0:39:06.319
<v Speaker 1>There you go, there you go. I have and I

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>have four children, so though they.

0:39:07.840 --> 0:39:10.359
<v Speaker 2>Come along, they have their own little shopping carts. You're

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:11.480
<v Speaker 2>like the Mama duck.

0:39:13.600 --> 0:39:16.840
<v Speaker 1>Exactly. That is there are actually people out there that

0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:18.840
<v Speaker 1>would love to see that. And that is the sick

0:39:18.920 --> 0:39:22.200
<v Speaker 1>thing about this because we're so we have to be

0:39:22.320 --> 0:39:24.840
<v Speaker 1>so divided right now that if if I don't agree

0:39:24.840 --> 0:39:27.480
<v Speaker 1>with you on everything, then I definitely want you to

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:30.600
<v Speaker 1>be pushing a shopping cart somewhere. Yeah, So that is

0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:31.919
<v Speaker 1>when it happens, I'll call.

0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:36.080
<v Speaker 2>That's horribly annoying when you have like a candidate who like, oh,

0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.319
<v Speaker 2>this person embodies everything I want, and then they make

0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 2>some comment about I don't I think it's a little

0:39:41.600 --> 0:39:44.400
<v Speaker 2>early for straw hat season, and everybody's.

0:39:44.200 --> 0:39:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Hold on.

0:39:46.480 --> 0:39:49.960
<v Speaker 2>It's all a straw hat season. Good Lord in Heaven,

0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:51.120
<v Speaker 2>people are ridiculous.

0:39:51.960 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, It's true though, because when I was campaigning,

0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:58.279
<v Speaker 1>the team was like, so they want you to go

0:39:58.320 --> 0:40:00.480
<v Speaker 1>bear hunting, and I was like, oh, that it's not

0:40:01.520 --> 0:40:05.160
<v Speaker 1>exactly something I've done before. We really think it would

0:40:05.160 --> 0:40:07.719
<v Speaker 1>be good for you to go bear hunting. And I

0:40:07.800 --> 0:40:10.600
<v Speaker 1>thought bear hunting was way different than what it was

0:40:10.640 --> 0:40:13.319
<v Speaker 1>because I read the book We're going on a Bear Hunt, Yeah,

0:40:13.480 --> 0:40:15.960
<v Speaker 1>and they went over things and under things and it

0:40:16.040 --> 0:40:18.520
<v Speaker 1>was a real journey. But this was not that. We

0:40:19.280 --> 0:40:21.240
<v Speaker 1>actually wrote in a car and looked for bear tracks

0:40:21.280 --> 0:40:23.520
<v Speaker 1>the whole day, So it was not as exciting as

0:40:23.560 --> 0:40:24.600
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was going to be. I thought it

0:40:24.640 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 1>was going to be pretty tense and we would contact

0:40:27.840 --> 0:40:31.359
<v Speaker 1>a bear, but we didn't. But then, you know, when

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:33.279
<v Speaker 1>we're done bear hunting, people were like, you know, there

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:35.520
<v Speaker 1>are a lot of people that don't like bear hunting,

0:40:35.560 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, okay, so we have to be a

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:40.719
<v Speaker 1>little quiet about the bear hunting. And I'm like, I mean,

0:40:41.280 --> 0:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>is this really a make or break moment? You know,

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:47.439
<v Speaker 1>how bad could it be? But I learned a lot

0:40:47.440 --> 0:40:52.719
<v Speaker 1>bear hunting. Actually yeah, yeah. Their dogs do most of

0:40:52.760 --> 0:40:55.920
<v Speaker 1>the work, so you can you can be I mean

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:59.719
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of a relaxed event, to be honest. Thought

0:40:59.719 --> 0:41:01.080
<v Speaker 1>it was going to be way more time.

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<v Speaker 2>Most most hunting as it's done today is a relaxed event,

0:41:06.040 --> 0:41:09.600
<v Speaker 2>like deer hunting. You're sitting in a tree, you got

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:12.239
<v Speaker 2>a cooler, You're just like, hey, look at me. I'm

0:41:12.400 --> 0:41:16.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm hunting. No, you're sitting.

0:41:16.120 --> 0:41:20.480
<v Speaker 1>I know. I had that like hunter gatherer mentality. I thought,

0:41:20.960 --> 0:41:23.520
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I did not grow up with hunters.

0:41:23.560 --> 0:41:27.359
<v Speaker 1>So I imagined hunters were all running after things and shooting them.

0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:28.880
<v Speaker 1>But that's not how it happens.

0:41:28.880 --> 0:41:30.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what I want to I want to bow an

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:34.200
<v Speaker 2>arrow alloincloth. I want to be running. I want to

0:41:34.239 --> 0:41:38.239
<v Speaker 2>be picking up dirt, blow it and going yeah, two

0:41:38.360 --> 0:41:40.160
<v Speaker 2>this way and then you run. That's what I.

0:41:40.120 --> 0:41:45.279
<v Speaker 1>Want, right right. I know, No, it's not. It's not

0:41:45.360 --> 0:41:48.200
<v Speaker 1>like that. So the next exciting thing on my list

0:41:48.239 --> 0:41:51.600
<v Speaker 1>for sure is going to be like ice fishing. I

0:41:51.640 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 1>think that that's probably a lot more energetic.

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.800
<v Speaker 2>That's great, Yeah, because you have you have a sweet

0:41:56.840 --> 0:41:59.480
<v Speaker 2>little hut that's just all decked out.

0:41:59.600 --> 0:42:02.960
<v Speaker 1>You can get in a nap and you can and

0:42:03.000 --> 0:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>you can. Actually, what I don't understand is they go

0:42:05.520 --> 0:42:07.200
<v Speaker 1>out and they have the hut and then they have

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:09.960
<v Speaker 1>a heater inside the hut, and I feel like there

0:42:10.040 --> 0:42:11.719
<v Speaker 1>is a love. There has to be a little bit

0:42:11.760 --> 0:42:14.520
<v Speaker 1>of a level of excitement there because I mean, are

0:42:14.520 --> 0:42:16.560
<v Speaker 1>you melting the ice? Are you falling through? Is there

0:42:16.719 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 1>a risk of death? I don't know.

0:42:18.280 --> 0:42:20.399
<v Speaker 2>You have that underlying tension of like are we about

0:42:20.440 --> 0:42:20.960
<v Speaker 2>to fall in?

0:42:21.320 --> 0:42:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Exactly right. I don't have to fight for my life.

0:42:26.160 --> 0:42:28.520
<v Speaker 1>Are my muscles all going to give out on me

0:42:28.560 --> 0:42:31.160
<v Speaker 1>because of the cold water? You know that could happen?

0:42:33.320 --> 0:42:35.759
<v Speaker 1>And then you see there every year and I think

0:42:35.800 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 1>there's got to be some adventure there that I'm missing.

0:42:39.440 --> 0:42:43.080
<v Speaker 2>I go to Africa, Go to Africa. I did stand

0:42:43.160 --> 0:42:46.120
<v Speaker 2>up in South Africa and we did like a Safari thing,

0:42:46.520 --> 0:42:50.360
<v Speaker 2>and there is adventure everywhere everywhere.

0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:53.279
<v Speaker 1>You're like, that sounds like you have to do a

0:42:53.320 --> 0:42:53.880
<v Speaker 1>little running.

0:42:53.880 --> 0:42:57.279
<v Speaker 2>Am I going to get killed by bandits? Right out

0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:58.760
<v Speaker 2>of right leaving the hotel?

0:42:58.840 --> 0:43:00.680
<v Speaker 1>That's how I feel about New York's right.

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:04.520
<v Speaker 2>It's the same thing. Walk through New York City without

0:43:04.560 --> 0:43:05.960
<v Speaker 2>getting mugged or attacked?

0:43:07.719 --> 0:43:09.840
<v Speaker 1>That's right. See, I don't even have to go to Africa.

0:43:09.920 --> 0:43:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Now I can go to San Francisco. Have you not

0:43:11.560 --> 0:43:12.120
<v Speaker 1>heard right?

0:43:12.560 --> 0:43:15.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? San Francisco Safari. Try to make it through without

0:43:15.920 --> 0:43:18.760
<v Speaker 2>stepping on a needle? Is that guy homeless or crazy

0:43:18.880 --> 0:43:22.279
<v Speaker 2>or both? Was that human poop or dog poop. I

0:43:22.320 --> 0:43:24.239
<v Speaker 2>don't I know.

0:43:24.520 --> 0:43:27.040
<v Speaker 1>Did she have a bad bowel moment or did she

0:43:27.080 --> 0:43:29.880
<v Speaker 1>just get birth? We don't know. There's anything can happen

0:43:29.880 --> 0:43:31.640
<v Speaker 1>in San Francisco on the streets.

0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:33.520
<v Speaker 2>The city of mystery, the city of.

0:43:36.680 --> 0:43:41.320
<v Speaker 1>All right. I really, I'm this is going really down.

0:43:41.360 --> 0:43:44.600
<v Speaker 1>And I think that it's the best podcast we've ever had.

0:43:44.640 --> 0:43:45.960
<v Speaker 1>I actually think it's fantastic.

0:43:46.000 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 2>That's great, and I think you're the best host I've

0:43:48.520 --> 0:43:49.080
<v Speaker 2>ever had.

0:43:51.200 --> 0:43:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, you have to come back. We've had a lot

0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:57.279
<v Speaker 1>of fun. So Michael loftis loved having you here. He

0:43:57.400 --> 0:44:01.000
<v Speaker 1>is the co creator and executive producer of that show tonight.

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:02.640
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you check it out. Like you said, you

0:44:02.640 --> 0:44:04.880
<v Speaker 1>can go to YouTube and just watch some clips. If

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:08.160
<v Speaker 1>you're nervous about make you taking the full plunge, that

0:44:08.280 --> 0:44:11.719
<v Speaker 1>full five dollars. But as you can see from this

0:44:11.760 --> 0:44:14.799
<v Speaker 1>conversation today, it is well worth it because it is

0:44:14.880 --> 0:44:17.640
<v Speaker 1>so much fun to laugh, don't you think?

0:44:17.960 --> 0:44:22.000
<v Speaker 2>I not? Only do? I think? I know? And so everybody,

0:44:22.040 --> 0:44:25.759
<v Speaker 2>come on, thatshow tonight dot com. Let's get crazy, take

0:44:25.800 --> 0:44:29.719
<v Speaker 2>the plunge, take the comedy ice bucket challenge.

0:44:30.560 --> 0:44:33.400
<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, your credit card can handle another

0:44:33.480 --> 0:44:35.799
<v Speaker 1>five dollars. You haven't paid it off anythere.

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:37.880
<v Speaker 2>You get rid of Disney Plus, you loser. Why give

0:44:37.880 --> 0:44:40.760
<v Speaker 2>them your money to people that hate you anyway? Dummy?

0:44:42.800 --> 0:44:46.480
<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right. When why watch Lizzo fully dressed

0:44:46.520 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 1>when you can go to that show tonight, right and.

0:44:48.960 --> 0:44:54.080
<v Speaker 2>See me dressed up as a trans swimmer. I'm winning awards.

0:44:55.520 --> 0:44:58.280
<v Speaker 1>There you go, that's perfect, That's exactly what we need.

0:44:58.840 --> 0:45:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Thank you for doing here today. I have to have

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:06.839
<v Speaker 1>you back. Thank you. I really appreciate you being here.

0:45:08.239 --> 0:45:09.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's do it again.

0:45:09.840 --> 0:45:13.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Michael Loftis, thank you so much, and

0:45:13.440 --> 0:45:16.400
<v Speaker 1>thank you all for being here at the Tutor Dixon Podcast.

0:45:16.719 --> 0:45:19.479
<v Speaker 1>As you know for this episode and others. Just check

0:45:19.480 --> 0:45:23.640
<v Speaker 1>out Tutordison podcast dot com and you can subscribe right there.

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Make sure you join us next time on the Tutor

0:45:26.280 --> 0:45:29.320
<v Speaker 1>Dixon Podcast. I cannot promise it will be this funny,

0:45:29.520 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>but it'll be good, So thank you