Speaker 1: If your voice was too smooth, I would be honest,
Speaker 1: it would be a shamar more slippery path. A lot
Speaker 1: of fun basic videos where you're sort of stroking your
Speaker 1: chin wearing top hats in my house for some reason.
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Speaker 1: Welcome to another amazing, exceptional, devastating episode of My Mama
Speaker 1: Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the
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Speaker 1: what if black kids today relate to And I said, well,
Speaker 1: Scooby to bup job man, I'll tell you what and
Speaker 1: and they listened that you got the job and in
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Speaker 1: admit straight from the top because this is important to
Speaker 1: talk about your emotional podcast. Let's go listen. I've got ranged.
Speaker 1: We take it high, we take it low, we do
Speaker 1: a few scats, a few improvs on and get serious
Speaker 1: right after. I have to say that your conspiracy theory
Speaker 1: when you texted it to me was one that I
Speaker 1: did not immediately know was a conspiracy theory. Oh good that.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, but that's that's just a fact
Speaker 1: what we're talking about. Well, I think that's gonna be
Speaker 1: the harder discussion if I'm gonna be honest, because we
Speaker 1: got chatting to do about. All Right, So you've said
Speaker 1: to me, they conspiracy theory you sent my way. You said,
Speaker 1: my mama told me kim trails make people go crazy
Speaker 1: and riot in the streets. Uh huh. So that's what
Speaker 1: I know, and that's and that's what's been told to me. Um.
Speaker 1: I'm from Boston, which is like a confusing place to
Speaker 1: be a black person, but it's also the place where like, okay,
Speaker 1: random true fact, like environmental justice was like created. So
Speaker 1: I think there's this vibe of like we know something's
Speaker 1: going on. We know, well, there's a pestice in the parks.
Speaker 1: I actually took a tour when I was like a
Speaker 1: high school student. I was like very into like social justice,
Speaker 1: and I I, like Luther King would love for you
Speaker 1: to say it that way every time. Actual was ghost
Speaker 1: actually haunting me on the door and slapped me in
Speaker 1: the face and I said, first of all, went through me.
Speaker 1: I went through me, gave me shivers, um, and I said,
Speaker 1: worry you a beer. I said, wait a minute, this
Speaker 1: far there's better place than for you to be. And
Speaker 1: he said I took a ghost, right, And I said, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: well enough about that. I gotta tell this anecdote. He said,
Speaker 1: wait a minute. I said, okay, I'm moving on. Um.
Speaker 1: But I took the tour, and on the tour they
Speaker 1: were like fun fat there's a park right over there
Speaker 1: in Dorchester that was shut down because asbestos was in
Speaker 1: the slides. And I was like, wait, I played him
Speaker 1: that park, that's my neighborhood. I said, nobody said why
Speaker 1: why the park shut down? They just shut it down. Um,
Speaker 1: So that's sort of the vibe. As a former person,
Speaker 1: I don't want to call myself in any way a
Speaker 1: boss Stonian, but as a person who lived in Boston
Speaker 1: for a few years, I can't agree that it's a
Speaker 1: weird mix of highly intellectual sort of like peer reviewed
Speaker 1: information and then just bullshit, just nonsense, just Irish, Catholic,
Speaker 1: black Cape Verdean Vietnamese working class nonsense, and the city
Speaker 1: is a mess because of it. But always up in
Speaker 1: the skies, you know, there's these planes and who they're flying,
Speaker 1: and sort of like around this time, as I'm like
Speaker 1: coming aware of things, camp trails as an idea just
Speaker 1: sort of like it came into the frontal lobes at
Speaker 1: some point. And I remember being with like my mom
Speaker 1: and like a few cousins and you know, friends who
Speaker 1: are just kind of like mm hmm, these camp Trails.
Speaker 1: They're dropping something and I was like, you know, what
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Because me, I'm like I'm different.
Speaker 1: I go to school or they've forced me to learn Latin,
Speaker 1: like I'm an intellectual, Like no way ha put put
Speaker 1: on that. Then you know, you started asking questions. You're
Speaker 1: like in a minute, like what is going on? Why
Speaker 1: is everybody in the streets fighting? Isn't the chim trails?
Speaker 1: And there's also this like iconic France video, So there's
Speaker 1: like before we were even get into that, before we
Speaker 1: get there, get you're moving fast and I love your energy.
Speaker 1: You take it back a notch. Goddamnit, slow down, looks man, brother,
Speaker 1: cool job turkey. Uh Okay. Before we even get that far,
Speaker 1: I do want to say that for our audience at home,
Speaker 1: we should explain what kim trails are specifically, So kim
Speaker 1: trails as I understand them, and please jump in with
Speaker 1: your more clear definition, if there is one. Kim trails
Speaker 1: is sort of the fumes that come off of usually
Speaker 1: commercial airplanes as they're flying over our heads. And the
Speaker 1: theory is that those fumes are in fact intentionally placed
Speaker 1: there by the government to uh waft over us and
Speaker 1: lead to riots and sort of population control. And so
Speaker 1: there's like regular planes, sure, but then in some planes
Speaker 1: and that's the thing you don't know what there's like
Speaker 1: chemical or biological agents, and they can mess with your mind,
Speaker 1: mess with the weather, mess with your body, nest with
Speaker 1: certain communities specifically like black and brown and like working
Speaker 1: class like poor communities there, and we can't do anything
Speaker 1: because we're on the ground. We're on the ground and
Speaker 1: ground something one max sure. And that's the thing is
Speaker 1: that is just like you said. The theory is is
Speaker 1: that they're put these chemicals in certain planes, but it's
Speaker 1: not clear which ones they're choosing, and it's very sort
Speaker 1: of random. Yes, uh, at least seems random to us,
Speaker 1: when in fact it's all government orchestrating for for our
Speaker 1: poisoning and or for the control of the weather. Yes,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes there will be like camp trails or
Speaker 1: let's say, like regular plane trails that you know, stay
Speaker 1: longer in the sky, and the scientists might say, oh, well,
Speaker 1: that's just that particular exhaust reaction with the weather or
Speaker 1: the humidity or the temperature of that specific area. My
Speaker 1: cousin Brian chem Trils says, chem Trils, Mike, Mike, my
Speaker 1: cousin DJ. He goes, well, all that's chum Trills J.
Speaker 1: It's like listen, listen, listen, I hear your science, but
Speaker 1: what you're not accounting for is the fact that I
Speaker 1: already know that's camp Trils. Well you're not accounting for
Speaker 1: is that I'm the person who showed you that video
Speaker 1: of that jay Z song being played back or is
Speaker 1: it saying six six six murder murder Jesus murder murder us.
Speaker 1: So obviously that's got the site. We don't need their
Speaker 1: fancy science when we have jay Z records backwards. Come on. Okay,
Speaker 1: So now, following the train that you were already setting
Speaker 1: us on, you said that you were originally inspired to
Speaker 1: sort of like talk about this from the Prince video
Speaker 1: that you caught. Yes, they were like on Facebook, like
Speaker 1: I remember that, okay, uh want to feel old now?
Speaker 1: Um there remember like going, you know, big on Facebook
Speaker 1: and this video of Prince talking and just being like
Speaker 1: camp trails are real. Yep. Those are the general Prince noises.
Speaker 1: And that was that I believe his hair swooping and
Speaker 1: then a little like flair flying forward if that correctly,
Speaker 1: from behind him and that's just sort of like spiritual,
Speaker 1: energetic maybe from his guitar that's laid off stage on
Speaker 1: the side somewhere there for some reason, a little burst
Speaker 1: of purple just happens noise. But there's this video of
Speaker 1: him where he very seriously is like and obviously prints
Speaker 1: a man of science and perfect beliefs. Um. It was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I believe in cam trails. Cam trails are real,
Speaker 1: and I know that not just because of the work
Speaker 1: of the illustrious Dick Gregory, but also because I was
Speaker 1: born and raised in Minnesota, and there would be days
Speaker 1: where everybody's getting along in the neighborhood, everybody's hanging out.
Speaker 1: Then all of a sudden, the plane goes over in
Speaker 1: a riot burst and prints, Okay, Mr Raspberry Beret. He's
Speaker 1: talking to tab Smiley. Unfortunately canceled Tabi Smiley, which Tavis
Speaker 1: didn't jump in at all to be like a prince
Speaker 1: chill out on this one. He he was not a
Speaker 1: reliable narrator from then. Really, that's fair. We should have
Speaker 1: known that Tavis had some ugly secrets by his willingness
Speaker 1: to let these chem trails theories just like fly. But
Speaker 1: so he's talking to Tavis Smiley and he basically says
Speaker 1: that like when he was a kid in Minnesota, he
Speaker 1: would watch airplanes all the time. He'd be like, oh, sweet,
Speaker 1: that's an airplane. That's tight. But then more and more airplanes,
Speaker 1: more and more trails of chemicals, and suddenly his neighborhood
Speaker 1: had fallen into misery. Yeah yeah, I mean just half
Speaker 1: the neighborhood on fire. Sure, according to Prince. And so
Speaker 1: when you watch this video and you hear possibly, I
Speaker 1: would argue, one of the most iconic figures in all
Speaker 1: of history say that he believes that these chemicals are
Speaker 1: leading to riots in the streets, what is your reaction?
Speaker 1: Don't believe? No? I was just like, well, something's going on, sure, something,
Speaker 1: something's happening. Um. And obviously, like the man who is
Speaker 1: a full like type pants wearing Jehovah's witness, it has
Speaker 1: confusion built into the brain. Drills are real. I really
Speaker 1: just just like, oh, a lot more people believe this
Speaker 1: than I realized. And I guess I'm like doing some
Speaker 1: also digging in. I mean, I don't know that this
Speaker 1: breaks the bounds of your podcast, but I realized, like, oh,
Speaker 1: this isn't just like a black thing, which I kind
Speaker 1: of thought it was just because I guess I was
Speaker 1: raised around mostly black people, and so then I go, oh,
Speaker 1: it's a black thing. Oh, well, living in Boston is
Speaker 1: a black thing. I go, but a black city, my
Speaker 1: mother like it has horse blinders on my eyes. Like, man,
Speaker 1: this is a blackdown, black as hell awesome. In the background,
Speaker 1: Mark Wahlberg fully beating up children a pill are left
Speaker 1: and right, was knocking an Asian man by out and
Speaker 1: just then going on to make beautiful. I can't see it.
Speaker 1: I can't see what am I supposed to do? Um
Speaker 1: fine acting career as well, that guy good and Boogie Knights. Listen.
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the happening, go watching Mark Wahlberg stunts. Folks.
Speaker 1: If you have not seen that happening. Folks, folks, you
Speaker 1: got to see the happening, go to your nearest theater. Now,
Speaker 1: I tell you now it's no, it's not well, go
Speaker 1: see it anyway. But yeah, I don't know. I thought
Speaker 1: it was like mostly a black thing, and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, there's oh, there's white people also important
Speaker 1: airs who like they got jars, they got jars from
Speaker 1: the air and the air is a weird color. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what's going on because there is a weird color
Speaker 1: is that I don't know if my air, my air
Speaker 1: is clear. The air in his jar is not clear,
Speaker 1: so is brown chunk Chunk. I would venture to guess
Speaker 1: that it's a poor person's interpretation of larger problems that
Speaker 1: they're probably seeing in their community, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like there's already some smog because of a fucking steel
Speaker 1: factory or whatever evil things some other person put up.
Speaker 1: You don't know how to deal with the fact that
Speaker 1: the steel factory is there because they employ you or
Speaker 1: somebody you love, and so instead you just go, man,
Speaker 1: that airplanes trying to kill me dog. I mean half
Speaker 1: of the fights were probably people arguing whether or not
Speaker 1: it was cam trails or you know, the local plant
Speaker 1: like infecting the air in the water, And that's probably
Speaker 1: the fight that got everybody going crazy. Sure there's one
Speaker 1: reasonable person in the neighborhood like, hey, man, I actually
Speaker 1: think it's uh that capitalism fighting now fighting? Now, what
Speaker 1: the fun did you say about my capitalism? I love
Speaker 1: my capitalism. Anything about your fucking capitalism? Man, I didn't
Speaker 1: say nothing. Now we gotta fight. So you don't believe, Prince,
Speaker 1: but you do believe potentially that something is happening, that
Speaker 1: there might be something more to these airplanes. I mean,
Speaker 1: but I think to the point of what you're saying
Speaker 1: also the player of just like we don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on, Like you know, I think so much about
Speaker 1: like when you read a history book and you're like,
Speaker 1: ha hah, these idiots put lynches on their body, and
Speaker 1: like a hundred years from now, some kid on like
Speaker 1: a Mars colony is going to be like ha ha
Speaker 1: they use microwaves. You Like, there's there's things that are
Speaker 1: a part of our everyday life right now that are
Speaker 1: absolutely psychotic and bad for us, and we don't know
Speaker 1: how or why. I mean, I'm drinking I'm drinking fluorescent sodas.
Speaker 1: You know that can't be good for the bones, not
Speaker 1: at all. When I was a kid, I used to
Speaker 1: go to the gas station every day and I would
Speaker 1: buy a big gulp of mountain dew, just every single day,
Speaker 1: because they were like a dollar at the time, and
Speaker 1: I get a dollar, I'd go buy a big gulp
Speaker 1: of mountain dew and it was free refills on that
Speaker 1: mountain dew, so I would go refill it a day,
Speaker 1: and multiple dudes a day. And now I can't touch
Speaker 1: my toes and you can't convince me that those aren't related.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I used
Speaker 1: to be very athletic, very flexible. Okay, then fifth grade
Speaker 1: I started babysitting and I started getting a little bit
Speaker 1: of pocket change. What I would do every day after
Speaker 1: school was going to Burger King and get a five
Speaker 1: piece nugget and of soda because I could get that
Speaker 1: for two dollars, and I started eating that every day.
Speaker 1: I didn't gain weight, because I don't have the body
Speaker 1: that gains weight. But I'll tell you what. The end
Speaker 1: of the year, I tried to do a split and
Speaker 1: my hips hurt so much in the way that is inexplicable.
Speaker 1: I believe it is because of the nuggets. I don't
Speaker 1: believe it's because of the nuggets and that fluorescent sweet
Speaker 1: and sour sauce. What the hells and that and that's
Speaker 1: absolutely correct. It was those nuggets. It did something to
Speaker 1: your joints and your bones that made them not joints
Speaker 1: and bones. Never gonna do a split again. No, it's
Speaker 1: just it's McDonald's meat in there from now on, and
Speaker 1: it ain't built for splits. That's built for more nuggets.
Speaker 1: That's outsourced the meat from just another fast for the restaurant.
Speaker 1: They're just swapping meat back and forth, mistaking your meat
Speaker 1: and replacing it. Well, okay, so you do open your
Speaker 1: eyes up in a way, I guess is what I'm
Speaker 1: hearing to the possibility that they're sort of like more
Speaker 1: conspiracy happening in the world, even if it's not this,
Speaker 1: even if it's not exactly that, but it opens us
Speaker 1: to like more conspiracy of that, and also like this
Speaker 1: brand of like hotel obspiracy where it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: brother sharing, like Dick Gregory videos betwixt each other. Yeah,
Speaker 1: old man just being like, now tell you what it's like. Oh,
Speaker 1: well this this isn't right. I know this isn't right.
Speaker 1: You're a hundred first of all, killer did Gregory impression?
Speaker 1: I think you nailed it, but I do it is
Speaker 1: It's a hard thing, especially as a comic, where it's
Speaker 1: like Dick Gregory is a very iconic figure in the
Speaker 1: space of comedy, do you know what I mean? Like
Speaker 1: he's an important person, but it's also an old man
Speaker 1: just getting old and saying old stuff. And so you're
Speaker 1: balancing like, all right, how do I backfully say that
Speaker 1: this old motherfucker is wrong? Right? But he just isn't
Speaker 1: nailing it anymore. No, And it's like, thank you, sir
Speaker 1: for what you did. I believe you did it. I
Speaker 1: believe I believe you did it. You can take the
Speaker 1: victory lab. You haven't say anything new anymore. I wasn't
Speaker 1: around for it, but I hear you did great stuff.
Speaker 1: I love what I've heard that you do. But maybe
Speaker 1: just said this one out like boy, because just just produce, right,
Speaker 1: this is a Dick Gregory production. This is a Dick joint.
Speaker 1: You Dick joint, Hello, Dick joint when you see it.
Speaker 1: If Dick Gregory would have started calling his production dick picks. Ok, okay,
Speaker 1: he's a multi hyphen that it's a and then you
Speaker 1: you watch a real serious movie about Kim Tree. Oh man,
Speaker 1: if only we had more time, Only we had more time.
Speaker 1: Afraid to God, those chemicals they're dropping. Bring him back
Speaker 1: to life so that we can start producing radiating He
Speaker 1: drops and brings him back delay old hand verse through
Speaker 1: the earth, and Dick Gregory gets to make He doesn't
Speaker 1: want to bite heads and like murder people. He just
Speaker 1: wants to make it. I'm back now. I want to produce.
Speaker 1: God damn it. All right, we're gonna take a break
Speaker 1: and we'll be back with more Iowa, Debri and more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me we are Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a dreaming? You you what you can do? You do
Speaker 1: you want? You? You could do? So? You you do
Speaker 1: you could? You want? You want him to do you
Speaker 1: so much? You could do anything? Yeah, we're back. We're
Speaker 1: back here with that was dope? Right, that goes? Listen
Speaker 1: play that in the club playing I'm absolutely I'm getting
Speaker 1: the knee braced back out. Sure, no, but I could.
Speaker 1: I could break a few other things. That's the shot.
Speaker 1: I get the knees going crazy. That's why I play it.
Speaker 1: I want to see the knees go crazy. One of
Speaker 1: the b drops. That's cold. He just he just and
Speaker 1: you ever and you and you and you want you know,
Speaker 1: he's a champ. And I hope he's doing okay because
Speaker 1: that video was recorded and like it had to be
Speaker 1: like uh n, yeah, there's no way this hasn't negatively
Speaker 1: affected his life. I hope he's okay, doing the best
Speaker 1: can with what he's got. Right, You're you're a meme
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. And maybe you're lucky
Speaker 1: enough that people don't recognize you and and treat you
Speaker 1: with any sort of like malice or maybe you have
Speaker 1: to write that on your job applications and address it
Speaker 1: with everyone you meet. Yep, is he you? I was
Speaker 1: a lot lighter when I was You know kids that
Speaker 1: go from blonde to brunette. Well that was me, but
Speaker 1: all over my hair was fine, finest silk. And uh,
Speaker 1: I'm ashamed of what I said, and I just wish
Speaker 1: you all would give me the space to work it out. Well,
Speaker 1: what is a podcast about that? Uh, it's probably a
Speaker 1: desperate call for attention, but you know, we'll figure out
Speaker 1: which one. By the end of this we will solve
Speaker 1: many problems, including that one. Okay, let's talk research. I
Speaker 1: did some research on kim trails that I want us
Speaker 1: to sort of unpack together and feel free to jump in, disagree,
Speaker 1: disregard anything that I'm saying or presenting to you. So,
Speaker 1: what people are calling kim trails is actually something called contrails,
Speaker 1: which comes from the word condensation, which is just the
Speaker 1: warm exhaust uh mixing with cold temperatures to form trails
Speaker 1: of vapor in the sky. Right, and then along with
Speaker 1: that vapor. Uh. The the kim trail element of it
Speaker 1: is people assuming that that vapor because of how long
Speaker 1: it stays in the sky or the distance that it
Speaker 1: sort of covers, is associated with some sort of like
Speaker 1: chemical attack from the government. Yes, So to your earlier point,
Speaker 1: many of the theorists, theorists, I should know the word.
Speaker 1: I'm I wrote it down. I just can't say it
Speaker 1: on account of my speech impediment. But the theorists believe
Speaker 1: that the chemicals, you know, out of all the speech
Speaker 1: impediments you could get, it's not the worst, it's not
Speaker 1: the worst, and it humanizes you in a way that
Speaker 1: I think is good. Sure, otherwise, how could you ever
Speaker 1: relate with me? So a lot of the argument sort
Speaker 1: of claimed that these chemicals lead to either violence or
Speaker 1: control in the weather. And there's a video I watched
Speaker 1: of this dude talking to a news reporter where he
Speaker 1: collected some of the chem trails in a jar and
Speaker 1: claimed that those chemicals, those specific chemicals he had found
Speaker 1: in the jar were responsible for a tornado that came
Speaker 1: through his town like a week before the chemicals were collected. Essentially, ill,
Speaker 1: how did you catch that? How did you get the air? Also,
Speaker 1: like if there was wind blowing a little bit early
Speaker 1: and you just caught stuff. You know, he just got junk.
Speaker 1: Maybe some of it is junk. Um. There probably are
Speaker 1: also to like some experiments where people are trying to
Speaker 1: like control weather. I don't know if it is for
Speaker 1: like tornadoes as much as maybe trying to get places
Speaker 1: where it's very dry and air that needs rain, like,
Speaker 1: you know, get the clouds a little bit feeled, a
Speaker 1: little bit horny, you know, those clouds them. I think
Speaker 1: what you're referring to is something that often is conflated
Speaker 1: with kim trails, which is something called geo engineering. I
Speaker 1: want you to keep going, but I will just say,
Speaker 1: as somebody who is at one time training to be
Speaker 1: a teacher and did some student teaching, and you, who
Speaker 1: has a history in education, I love that you made
Speaker 1: a teaching moment and very organic and I went, wait, yeah,
Speaker 1: I do love to learn. Wait, maybe Shakespeare and Biggest
Speaker 1: Smalls are the same. Yeah, I'm teach. Hey, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I might switch my hat from backwards to forwards. You're spitting, teach.
Speaker 1: Let's go, I'm gonna take off my drug selling hat
Speaker 1: and put on my listening hat, because teach, you got
Speaker 1: my ears. Yeah, maybe this hoodlum cap look better as
Speaker 1: a graduation cap yche oh captain life reaking ideal. So
Speaker 1: the geo engineering is in fact a real science. Solar
Speaker 1: geo engineering specifically is where they work to create technologies
Speaker 1: that might enable people to like add materials to the
Speaker 1: atmosphere as a technique of reflecting the sunlight back to
Speaker 1: space and like partially reduced climate change or the accumulation
Speaker 1: of greenhouse gases. So it is sort of rooted in
Speaker 1: a real science. It just isn't at all connected to
Speaker 1: airplanes or chemicals falling from the sky. I mean, this
Speaker 1: is sort of like okay, chemtril's honestly, can I say
Speaker 1: they they're kind of like early fake news where it's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: there's a news nugget, there's something in here that's true.
Speaker 1: But this has been so warped by like bad information
Speaker 1: and people not totally understanding something and like screenshotting and
Speaker 1: re sharing this until it's absolutely burnt Crispy Fried at
Speaker 1: the edges. Yes, it's it's just a game of like
Speaker 1: very dumb telephone. They're dangerous telephone even because people are
Speaker 1: basically just taking this story and then running with it
Speaker 1: in the wrong direction, and so even to your point
Speaker 1: about the geo engineering. One of the things that scientists
Speaker 1: say is that geo engineering, although it is technically a
Speaker 1: science that people are studying, it's not something they're even
Speaker 1: studying in a public space yet, Like they don't put
Speaker 1: it out in the air because of the risk that
Speaker 1: like putting something in the atmosphere might actually have very
Speaker 1: dangerous negative effects on the population or the planet as
Speaker 1: a whole. So it's not real. So what's in the
Speaker 1: guy's jars? And that's the question. So one of the
Speaker 1: things that he found in his jar, and one of
Speaker 1: the things that people keep pointing to as a cause
Speaker 1: for the thing that we're worried about, which is like
Speaker 1: all these fights and and weird effects on the community,
Speaker 1: is people claim that they in every jar that they
Speaker 1: sort of collect our extreme amounts of barium. Barium which
Speaker 1: apparently causes a person to experience breathing difficulties, increase blood pressure,
Speaker 1: heart rhythm changes, stomach irritation, muscle weakness changes as a
Speaker 1: nerve reflexes. It just basically fux up your body, uh,
Speaker 1: and potentially your brain as well. I feel like if
Speaker 1: most metals that you eat, if you eat it, it
Speaker 1: will do that. Yes, it's not like you can eat
Speaker 1: some metal and it's like that's a good metal. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's a good metal that you want. What you need
Speaker 1: is a little bit of plut that you need some
Speaker 1: some harder, softer metals in your body. Doesn't worry. I've
Speaker 1: got a guy. He'll give you some great metals. That's
Speaker 1: a baron bro mind for you. Yeah, don't worry, It'll
Speaker 1: fix you right up. They're just serving like metal on
Speaker 1: a charcouterie board that's also made of metal. Listen, I
Speaker 1: don't know what assistant at Goop that's trying to get
Speaker 1: a promotion is listening to this. So we're giving a
Speaker 1: free idea right now. Oh No, Gwyneth Paltrow is a fan,
Speaker 1: she's a regular. She's shaving that down, sprinkling that on
Speaker 1: some gelatto. You know what I'm saying, Fat gelatto, that's Gwen.
Speaker 1: Gwyneth wants that. Gwyneth already on that, So you gotta
Speaker 1: get those medals in that gelatto. And she knows where
Speaker 1: the best medals and the best at is in the city.
Speaker 1: It's not her fault if she knows, it's not her fault.
Speaker 1: She's just telling you what she knows. Why Are you
Speaker 1: all so mad at her? Because she's sharing hard facts
Speaker 1: that she knows from out in the world, are facts
Speaker 1: which are things that she knows because she heard it somewhere,
Speaker 1: and because she's a reliable source. Why would any of
Speaker 1: us question Gwyneth Paltrow. Sorry that her website is good. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're mad that she's got a good layout. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: You're mad that she used to that dude from Coldplay.
Speaker 1: You're jealous and you ain't letting her shine. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: can say they're cheesy now, but I know we were
Speaker 1: all boffing the yellow. You have it well up to yellow.
Speaker 1: You're lying. You're lying to me if you're gonna tell
Speaker 1: me the scientists didn't bring a tear to your telling me.
Speaker 1: You watch that music video. You saw him go backwards backwards.
Speaker 1: And this was before TikTok. This is before we knew
Speaker 1: that he walked red learn and then they just played
Speaker 1: it backwards. This was this was groundbreaking entertainment. He had
Speaker 1: to learn the whole song, all the lyrics backwards. That's
Speaker 1: come on, it's hard to do. Chris Martin, the backwards God,
Speaker 1: Chris Martin, we love them god? Oh hell Okay, So
Speaker 1: one of the other things that they connect to these
Speaker 1: metals that we're talking about, right, The claim is, and
Speaker 1: this is where the metals sort of get complicated for people,
Speaker 1: is that they're claiming that the metals are also sort
Speaker 1: of like coated with micro organisms in nanotechnology, which are
Speaker 1: able to bore into the skin, leading to the fighting
Speaker 1: and the uproar in your community. There's something so specific
Speaker 1: about like poor fear of nanotechnology. Yes, there's something really specific.
Speaker 1: And I and it links with Christianity as well, because
Speaker 1: I mean, my biggest figure as a child was having
Speaker 1: a chip in me. And obviously the chip will be
Speaker 1: the mark of the devil um or is something to
Speaker 1: control my mind? And is that in the Bible? No?
Speaker 1: But but the Bible's poetry, right, and so you translate
Speaker 1: and you put your life what is true? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: micro chip. The devil has grown, The devil has has evolved.
Speaker 1: He's a shape shifter and obviously is able to adapt
Speaker 1: to the modern age much more easily than um any angels.
Speaker 1: I might say, but that's not it's not me. It's
Speaker 1: what some might say. And obviously quoting the way that
Speaker 1: UM even now, like when I see a news story
Speaker 1: that's like guy puts microchip in body to get into house.
Speaker 1: I like, you know, I should a really quickly, even
Speaker 1: as I like, don't go to church anymore, and I go, Father, God,
Speaker 1: you know obviously it's been a while. Just in case
Speaker 1: sort of you and I have anything that we need
Speaker 1: to work out. I just want to say, and that
Speaker 1: there is that stuff that like I get it. You know,
Speaker 1: religion obviously is an allegory and like it isn't like
Speaker 1: hard based fact necessarily, and some people treat it that way.
Speaker 1: But there is stuff that like human beings do where
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, dog, that's a sin. That's a
Speaker 1: sin against nature. That's not that's not what God wanted
Speaker 1: for us. Elon, must leave that, leave that pig alone.
Speaker 1: Why would you put it? Leave it alone? Elon? That's wrong.
Speaker 1: That is wrong. You know, whenever somebody says something like
Speaker 1: even slightly offensive to me, I go, well, so sad
Speaker 1: they're going to hell to burn eternally. That sucks for them.
Speaker 1: I guess they made don't love this six minutes stand
Speaker 1: up set that that I did go to hell forever.
Speaker 1: Just what I heard. That's that's what they're saying. Just
Speaker 1: reading listen, we can be here in the street. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so people are claiming that this nanotechnology, this microorganisms and
Speaker 1: nanotech is one of the ways you can tell that
Speaker 1: it's nanotech. This is a claim is that it causes
Speaker 1: a skin condition called more Golans Morgellons something I don't know,
Speaker 1: Lord of the rings. More door, you get more door.
Speaker 1: But so this Morglon's condition causes lesions and rashes on
Speaker 1: your skin, which people are claiming is sort of like,
Speaker 1: as you would put it, the mark of the devil.
Speaker 1: It's the mark of like these reigning or you know,
Speaker 1: micro organisms falling from the sky. And there is probably
Speaker 1: just again like another sort of explanation. I mean, I mean, hey, listen,
Speaker 1: you know, who's to say where we are in a
Speaker 1: hundred years, but there probably is something to like somebody
Speaker 1: having sores and itching and then walking around you know,
Speaker 1: not super developed or clean or you know, have has
Speaker 1: good air or water quality or whatever stuff's getting in
Speaker 1: their skin, right, I would I would argue that drinking
Speaker 1: flint water is probably that might do. The might not
Speaker 1: be the sky that might be about what's going on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we can see some of the stuff that probably
Speaker 1: is causing our skin conditions. I McDonald's three times a week.
Speaker 1: If I got a skin condition, it's probably that that,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, it's that that did that
Speaker 1: to me. It wasn't fucking you know, raining particles from
Speaker 1: the air. So with that one of the ways that
Speaker 1: they say you can help prevent the risk of Morgellons
Speaker 1: or risk of these microorganisms attacking you. And this was
Speaker 1: one of my favorite parts of the research. Some theorists
Speaker 1: claim that you can use strong magnets to pull the
Speaker 1: nanotechnology out of your book. That's right, that like you
Speaker 1: basically what's cut scene from X makoma, that's that's in
Speaker 1: the matrix. That's the matrix. Uh was there? There was
Speaker 1: no magnets when it's on the bug. Oh, that's right,
Speaker 1: you're right. I forgot that you're a matrix historian, and
Speaker 1: I I shouldn't dared. I spent money on that degree.
Speaker 1: I spent my money. I'm gonna flount where I can.
Speaker 1: I didn't go to four years of matrix college to
Speaker 1: have you just misrespected like this on your podcast. I
Speaker 1: went to Phoenix University dot do you slash matrix before years?
Speaker 1: I earned my degree. I earned a goddamn it. I
Speaker 1: love the idea that the professor just calls himself Morpheus too.
Speaker 1: He's just that's Morpheus too. He knows he's not disrespectful,
Speaker 1: you know, and he knows he knows what he represents
Speaker 1: as well. I support it. Sending a really nervous email
Speaker 1: at high um Professor Morpheus two. I just wanted to
Speaker 1: check in, UM, you know, as the middle of the
Speaker 1: semester is approaching, and obviously I've done my best. UM
Speaker 1: thinks have been really difficult as the landline philles near
Speaker 1: my apartment have all been taken by the government, and
Speaker 1: so I'm having a hard time doing the homework. I
Speaker 1: hope you won't, you know, look against me in that regard. UM,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. UM. I love this semester. The
Speaker 1: teen exclamation points, and then he just writes back, the
Speaker 1: work is the work you get if if you don't
Speaker 1: show up, you fail. He hacks my email and fails
Speaker 1: me immediately. So here's where it gets even more fascinating,
Speaker 1: because I found myself asking the question, what is the
Speaker 1: real goal of these riots? What's the real want here
Speaker 1: on the part of the government, Because I can't imagine
Speaker 1: that just like the streets burning is their intention. And
Speaker 1: so a lot of people connected to this thing called HARP,
Speaker 1: this program high Frequency Active Oreel Research programed HARP right,
Speaker 1: which basically was developed by the US military as a
Speaker 1: tool for the study of ion sphere for the movement
Speaker 1: of like radio communications and surveillance. So they're basically the
Speaker 1: government is saying, like, we want to improve our ability
Speaker 1: to like use satellites to surveil our enemies wherever they
Speaker 1: may be and like connect with like you know, everything,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna like study how to make the ion
Speaker 1: sphere a little more like penetrable, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1: And then everybody claims that study is bullshit and that's
Speaker 1: actually them putting together like the equipment for poisoning us. Interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like because I think two of the Prince
Speaker 1: allegory where he was saying that the issue is when
Speaker 1: there's harmony in these areas that's like that are poorer
Speaker 1: or seem like they're going to have some sort of
Speaker 1: like you know, community or financial gain or upward mobility
Speaker 1: or stability, and it's like capitalism only work when people
Speaker 1: are under the boot, Like it only works if there
Speaker 1: is um are there are people who can be suppressed
Speaker 1: and oppressed and can be like turned in this machine.
Speaker 1: And so to like so seeds of discord is to
Speaker 1: make sure it works and to make sure that the
Speaker 1: people who are supposed to be on the bottom, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason like stay there. So also it's that thing
Speaker 1: like I don't know erin Brockovich vibes, where it's like,
Speaker 1: don't learn about what is gonna hurt you or else
Speaker 1: or else that. Yeah, I think you're you're making two
Speaker 1: excellent points here that like even if there's a possibility
Speaker 1: that not even a possibility, if we're even agreeing that
Speaker 1: Kim Charles in fact are not real. But this is
Speaker 1: just sort of an absurd interpretation of what is real
Speaker 1: and normal real thing. What it does do effectively is
Speaker 1: create chaos emotionally for the people who either believe it
Speaker 1: or don't believe it, and keeps people in a position
Speaker 1: of sort of like suffering or victimhood at the hands
Speaker 1: of the government, right that you can't really beat. And
Speaker 1: then in that way, it's like its own interpretation of
Speaker 1: what's real, you know what I mean, Like that there
Speaker 1: is truth in that and in what's happening to Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would argue that I think that's where the government
Speaker 1: is at its strongest, is when they can just convince
Speaker 1: us some they don't even have to spend the money
Speaker 1: to send airplanes with chemicals in them. They could just
Speaker 1: convince us there's chemicals in the airplane because we can't
Speaker 1: prove them wrong. Yeah. Ever, and anybody who even suggests
Speaker 1: that it's wrong is as you get called crazy or
Speaker 1: or a fucking you're either crazy or you're a part
Speaker 1: of the problem, and perfect places to be. Yeah, be
Speaker 1: called either crazy or not. It's it's just a wild
Speaker 1: sort of like a middle ground. And even so so
Speaker 1: following that sort of connection of people being called crazy
Speaker 1: or connected to the police or or the powers that be,
Speaker 1: every scientist who refutes this, naturally, scientists all over the
Speaker 1: world are saying, you guys are being ridiculous. This isn't
Speaker 1: a thing. They say, like, well, even if you think
Speaker 1: that this is real, it would be unreasonable to think
Speaker 1: that an entire organization would be able to fill these
Speaker 1: planes with these chemicals. And nobody snitches, like nobody ever,
Speaker 1: like steps outside and it's like, hey, bro, they're poisoning you,
Speaker 1: which has never happened in the history of the planet.
Speaker 1: Like the amount of work and energy you would have
Speaker 1: to put to get people to all agree that poisoning
Speaker 1: the planet is okay and and not tell anyone they
Speaker 1: love is impossible. It's unless those scientists are being told otherwise.
Speaker 1: Unless that's how they get you. That's how they get you.
Speaker 1: All Right, We're gonna take another break and then we'll
Speaker 1: be back with more. I owe Debrie and more, my
Speaker 1: mama told me. And we are bat. We're bat. We're bat.
Speaker 1: We're back with more. Ioa, Debrie. We're back with more.
Speaker 1: My mama told me. We're having a great time talking
Speaker 1: about these skim trails and the crazy that it spawns.
Speaker 1: It bursts in our community, both right and wrong. That's journey.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite drops that I've ever thought of.
Speaker 1: And our producer Nick, who is a kind man and
Speaker 1: a very patient human being. It needs to be arrested,
Speaker 1: abolished the police. But arrest Nick for that right before
Speaker 1: you get kicked out. Police arresting it up. Please, I've
Speaker 1: got something to report. Let that be your last piece
Speaker 1: of paperwork. Officer is just arresting Nick and sending him
Speaker 1: to jail. Okay, we're gonna play a game. I have
Speaker 1: a very fun game that This is a new segment
Speaker 1: that I call Millionaires Say the Darndest Things. Hello, don't
Speaker 1: hang up for me. I have plenty of energy to
Speaker 1: drive over there. Do you understand me? Okay, this is
Speaker 1: a fun game called Millionaires Say the Darndest Things, in
Speaker 1: which I want to read to you some celebrity quotes
Speaker 1: on the issue of Kim trails and their conspiracy theories
Speaker 1: around it, things that they've posted, things that they've sort
Speaker 1: of retweeted, things that they've claimed. And I would love
Speaker 1: for you to just unpack why these iconic figures And
Speaker 1: this is really an homage to your podcast Psiconography, where
Speaker 1: where I would love for you to really just I pack.
Speaker 1: You treat me well. You treat me well. I like
Speaker 1: to plug. I like to plug. I like to plug.
Speaker 1: And it's a wonderful podcast and I want people to
Speaker 1: listen to it, but they better listen to my ship first.
Speaker 1: And that's why we plug it in the middle, right Okay, there,
Speaker 1: we make them, We make them earn it. Listen to
Speaker 1: us talk, then you earn the plug. Then you earn
Speaker 1: the plug. But so I would love for you to
Speaker 1: unpack why you think these icons have chosen to spread
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theory that they've chosen to spread. Does that
Speaker 1: make sense? I think I'm up for the task. Hell yeah.
Speaker 1: So the first one comes from Queen Kylie Jenner Kylie
Speaker 1: Jenner in she posted on Twitter, and she still hasn't
Speaker 1: taken it down. She says, let's ask ourselves. Why did
Speaker 1: I see seventy five planes spring white stuff on my
Speaker 1: fifteen minute drive to work? Who pays for this? And
Speaker 1: why is it happening? Is something being exterminated here? Is
Speaker 1: that something? Me? Does that have anything to do with
Speaker 1: why honey bees are dying off really fast? Why are
Speaker 1: some days normal with no plane sprying and others like this?
Speaker 1: Who's responsible? What effect will this have on our health
Speaker 1: and our children's future? Who the fuck thought this was
Speaker 1: a good idea? Am I the only one who sees this?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Okay? Wait? Also this was like you said,
Speaker 1: that's right, old body, Kylie. Wow, I mean old everything
Speaker 1: really and also apparently old brain that still ridges in it.
Speaker 1: Those are many sentences off. I wonder if this is
Speaker 1: pre her realizing things? Remember that, I remember that when
Speaker 1: everybody loved that, when she was realizing things? Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was I think you're referring to when she like tried
Speaker 1: cereal for the first time. Yeah, she had like a
Speaker 1: few revelations around very basic human experiences. But I mean,
Speaker 1: what this really says to me, right, is that she's
Speaker 1: a thinker, and she's um constantly questioning, learning, growing, um,
Speaker 1: you know, combating the ideas that we are supposed to know.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with. I mean, let's ask ourselves. She she
Speaker 1: she poses, it's not about the self, it's about the community.
Speaker 1: She brings all of us in and says, you know,
Speaker 1: everybody here, you good bystander, you Mr mailman, you, Mr
Speaker 1: trash collector, oh, miss nurse. Let's ask ourselves. Why did
Speaker 1: I Why did I mean on a fifteen minute to
Speaker 1: see seventy five points? Am I near an airport? Because
Speaker 1: I saw seventy five planes in the sky? Do I
Speaker 1: do I literally have private jet flying onto my giant property,
Speaker 1: maybe playing convention in town this weekend? Because I saw
Speaker 1: seventy five planes in fifteen minutes? Have I accidentally landed
Speaker 1: in a war zone? Did I forget that I'm in
Speaker 1: a war zone? And that's why I saw seventy five planes?
Speaker 1: And work is that I'm in the military. Now is
Speaker 1: this nineteen and I'm in Soviet territory? Is that what's happening?
Speaker 1: Or kim trails. She's asking perfect questions. When is something
Speaker 1: being exterminated? I think, oh, you know, when when I go, oh,
Speaker 1: there might be a little mouse, maybe a little bumpy
Speaker 1: quality creepy in my apartment. Time to call seventy five planes?
Speaker 1: That's what I Oh, that's what I do. So she's
Speaker 1: the thinker, is what you're saying. She's a thinker. And
Speaker 1: I looked up the post and I'm also saying, okay,
Speaker 1: she goes honey bees apostrophe s. She's saying, who's is responsible?
Speaker 1: Who's is instable? With the sea? You know, I should
Speaker 1: note that I cleaned it up. She wasn't exactly. She
Speaker 1: was typing frantically, I assume because of how upset she
Speaker 1: was and how many planes were flying so close to
Speaker 1: her and also low as well. The fumes were getting
Speaker 1: in her brain, they were melting things. She had to
Speaker 1: get this out quickly, so Grammar went out the landing
Speaker 1: in her eyes so she could really see things are clearly.
Speaker 1: She was typing, and that's why her skin looks weird. Now.
Speaker 1: I think it is because of the micro organism. People
Speaker 1: don't realize she hasn't been getting fillers and her lips
Speaker 1: have been getting done. It's it's um the after effects
Speaker 1: of um Mungo mungo knowles. Those are just nano chips. Baby,
Speaker 1: that's you can thick from the nano chips. That's not
Speaker 1: science building up in her ats and her fads. Oh baby,
Speaker 1: you got nano chip ass. That's all that's happened to you. Baby.
Speaker 1: You look beautiful, But those are nano chips. In y
Speaker 1: my long social justice posts on Instagram where I'm like,
Speaker 1: we must stop glorifying nano chips no more. You're like
Speaker 1: promoting body positivity while simultaneously yeah, why did you even
Speaker 1: go and supporting thing um m and I do a
Speaker 1: lot at the same time, and I want to apologize
Speaker 1: for it. That's what we call the trifect. And I
Speaker 1: hear you in this business absolutely all right. Let me
Speaker 1: read you another fun one. This one comes from Hayden Panetary.
Speaker 1: You know her heros from from Heroes Fame. That's right, Hayden.
Speaker 1: She also was in that movie what is it Skater Boys? Okay,
Speaker 1: I just she was in something called Skater Boys Racing Stripes.
Speaker 1: Anybody remember that the movie about the zebra whose biggest
Speaker 1: dream was to become a racing horse. Biscuit. Pretty bad,
Speaker 1: pretty bad. That's not great. Zebras are noticeably smaller than
Speaker 1: racing horses. I don't know how that will work. But
Speaker 1: because they had, because it believed Doug, I thought you
Speaker 1: were inteligent. No, I'm an idiot. But okay, so Hayden
Speaker 1: right and smashed that movie. I'll tell you what, folks,
Speaker 1: you got to see it. After you see the happening,
Speaker 1: go see Racing Stripes. A lot of theaters will do
Speaker 1: it as a double feature. You just gotta ask you
Speaker 1: that you don't have the secret movie venue trick is?
Speaker 1: Do you have to ask at a time. I'd like
Speaker 1: to see that to advocate for themselves, I say, I
Speaker 1: want my double feature. I want to know you know
Speaker 1: what I want. I want to happen to you after
Speaker 1: the other. I'll expect my half cherry, half blue Raspberry
Speaker 1: icy in the seat when I walk in, very much,
Speaker 1: and obviously I will not be mixing the flavors. I'll
Speaker 1: enjoy one for one film and one for the other
Speaker 1: the other. What do you think I am? I do
Speaker 1: you think I was raised. I was born and raising
Speaker 1: the black estellar Boston, Massachusetts. You watch your mouth, Okay,
Speaker 1: So Hayden write, what the heck are they spraying over us?
Speaker 1: It's been happening for years, but only this extreme for
Speaker 1: the past few months. Monkey emoji with his hands over
Speaker 1: his mouth. It's about the well the emoji is good,
Speaker 1: and she's saying no more. I love the like. I
Speaker 1: just like that. It is a call to action that
Speaker 1: it is like, so everybody's been seeing this, right, so
Speaker 1: we all know. It's like, I'm just like you, regular folk.
Speaker 1: There's stuff in this guy, and I gotta ask. I'm
Speaker 1: fed up. We're all fed up. Let's make some choices.
Speaker 1: Let's make some choices now. I hope it didn't impact
Speaker 1: I hope it didn't impact her acting and on heroes.
Speaker 1: I hope she felt safe and comfortable on set and
Speaker 1: wasn't you know, didn't have that perfect role destroyed by
Speaker 1: the fear of chim trails. Really well, I will say
Speaker 1: this is a tweet from seventeen, so it was post well,
Speaker 1: she's free to tweet, She's she's available to tweet at
Speaker 1: that time. I love the idea that she was on
Speaker 1: set of heroes sort of holding all of this in
Speaker 1: until they finally gave her the freedom to unleash those tweets.
Speaker 1: You know, I just love the idea of like her,
Speaker 1: like you know, she just like moved closer to an
Speaker 1: airport seeing stuff, and she's like, look, they're spraying things
Speaker 1: on me again. Yeah, they're spraying things on me again.
Speaker 1: Her career is getting worse, so she's forced to move
Speaker 1: closer to an airport, and then simultaneously she's building more
Speaker 1: conspiracy or it's getting better, so she wants to be closer.
Speaker 1: We don't know, I've never heard of that. I've never
Speaker 1: heard of anybody, uh their career getting so much better
Speaker 1: that they live by the airport. You know, your Bill
Speaker 1: Murray famously has that voicemail that you can only leave
Speaker 1: things on. And he lives in a hotel, one of
Speaker 1: those ones that flight attendants staying. Yeah, he lives in.
Speaker 1: And you can Bill Murray and Hayden Panetta, you are
Speaker 1: the only ones that have the success to live by
Speaker 1: the airport. Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna read you one more.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read you one more fun one and then
Speaker 1: I hope she's well, I'm thinking about we gotta get
Speaker 1: a hero's reboot on Peacock, for she needs something to
Speaker 1: stay busy. She kenet be looking at the sky, and
Speaker 1: bad for actors to look at the sky. We don't
Speaker 1: need them looking up their focus on these lines, read
Speaker 1: these sides. Okay. This last quote comes from Billy Corgan.
Speaker 1: Do you know Billy Corgan? Oh? I do, Billy Corgan
Speaker 1: of the Smashing Pumpkins, Billy Corgan who dated Tila Tequila.
Speaker 1: So we've already got this information of a working genius.
Speaker 1: And uh so Billy Corgan says. This is from September two,
Speaker 1: September six, five days after the celebration or memory of
Speaker 1: nine eleven. Billy Corgan had this. He said, hopefully they
Speaker 1: won't kim trail us all to death tonight before the
Speaker 1: Big Rock Show. L O L, I just love poison
Speaker 1: raining down so fun. Okay, elevating the art form by
Speaker 1: using it as a verb. First wow. After the Big
Speaker 1: Rock Show, Billy Corgan had a big shell that evening
Speaker 1: and and he was like, oh, I know they're coming
Speaker 1: and getting me. He's not denying the possibility that will
Speaker 1: eventually die. He just doesn't want us to die before
Speaker 1: the big rock show, so true, so brid of him
Speaker 1: as well. He listened the Government's gonna kill us. Billy
Speaker 1: Corgan already knows this. He's willing to laugh it off,
Speaker 1: but not before his big rock show. No, I never
Speaker 1: Billy Corgan is like so deeply confusing as a person,
Speaker 1: and he's like so like he has so many opinions
Speaker 1: and yet they all amount to much. Yeah, none of
Speaker 1: them are built with a sturdy backing. No, he's like
Speaker 1: part Catholic, part Buddhist. He has met shape shifters before,
Speaker 1: obviously once again, just half to say againd dated um
Speaker 1: now famously you know, famously BISEXUALNX with blue eye. Get
Speaker 1: you a woman who can do both? Okay, not naturally
Speaker 1: so you know it's operating on a high frequency. Here,
Speaker 1: he's a man who understand and there there are elements
Speaker 1: of the inexplicable in life, right, and so to have
Speaker 1: him point out chem drills, I think, I say thank you, sir.
Speaker 1: I tipped my hat to you, Mr Corgan, baldest man alive.
Speaker 1: Perhaps this doesn't make me feel weird about your music
Speaker 1: at all. This Actually I feel awesome, perfect still listening
Speaker 1: to your song because I feel really, really good listening
Speaker 1: to nineteen seventy five. I don't care. Why should I?
Speaker 1: You're normal? Well, what the heck you're normal? What the
Speaker 1: heck you're normal? Billy Corgan? I think nine? Also, I
Speaker 1: said five, I do that. It's okay. I mean, my
Speaker 1: listeners will never forgive you. But it happened, and you
Speaker 1: burn black people who listened to the Smashing Pumpkins, which
Speaker 1: there are, and Janelle James is proof. Okay, hell yeah,
Speaker 1: you and Janelle. That's about it. But they exist and
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