WEBVTT - Chemtrails and All That Jazz (with Ayo Edebiri) 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:06.880 If your voice was too smooth, I would be honest, 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:10.799 it would be a shamar more slippery path. A lot 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:13.280 of fun basic videos where you're sort of stroking your 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:18.280 chin wearing top hats in my house for some reason. 0:00:18.560 --> 0:00:21.079 Why are you shirtless with the top hats? Smar more? 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:25.040 Is this a formal event or a beach day? You 0:00:25.120 --> 0:00:27.920 tell me, I didn't know they made deep w next shirts. 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:35.800 Where that Oh my god, scary shirt. It's a scary shirt. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.479 And I'll go on horning. Why both scary and horny? 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:59.840 It's it's hard to fight chips in your bails. Racist 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:10.759 honey term stuff you can't tell me. Oh yeah, oh yeah, 0:01:10.760 --> 0:01:14.640 Oh there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:21.760 Welcome to another amazing, exceptional, devastating episode of My Mama 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:25.479 Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the 0:01:25.480 --> 0:01:29.559 world of black conspiracy theories and we find out where 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:34.160 Beyonce is hiding the body of Sasha fears. Bring back 0:01:34.240 --> 0:01:39.240 our girl, Beyonce. This is enough. Sasha Fierce was the 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:43.640 most talented actress, most talented performer in all of history, 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:47.640 and Beyonce felt intimidated, She got scared, and she kidnapped 0:01:47.640 --> 0:01:50.320 our girl. And she took her from us in this world. Beyonce, 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:54.160 you better bring her back. We don't want your subpar performances. 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:58.720 We want Sasha Fears. I'm coming in hot today, ladies 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:02.480 and gentlemen, I'm your host, Lankston Kerman, my guest today. 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.600 She's furious at my suggestions about Beyonce and Sis. And 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:09.360 here she's already shaking her head at me with rage. 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.960 And I'm so excited to be talking to her. You 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:14.960 know her from Big Mouth. She's a new missy. She's 0:02:15.040 --> 0:02:22.640 taking over the new black Missy, a brand new urban missy. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.280 You know I'm writing on Dickenson. You know her from 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.760 Comedy Central. She's so hilarious. Please give it up from 0:02:28.760 --> 0:02:35.840 my guest, miss io at Deborah Whoa. Oh thank you, guys. 0:02:36.160 --> 0:02:40.040 I'm really glad that we're recording this live. Um the 0:02:40.080 --> 0:02:45.480 middle of a of a piggy wiggly Sure in the 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:51.160 bacon section, there's a crowd, there's a crowd. We get 0:02:51.200 --> 0:02:55.519 on that microphone. I'm saying, I'm dancing, I'm talking. Um. 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.240 I don't want to say too much about the new 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:59.560 season at Big Belt, but um new Urban Missy will 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:03.720 only you can give and it's really exciting. Um, and 0:03:03.760 --> 0:03:08.560 it's really really special. They really they really nailed her 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:13.040 voice this season. Just just a lot of scatting. Yeah, 0:03:12.919 --> 0:03:16.200 what if black kids today relate to And I said, well, 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:19.040 Scooby to bup job man, I'll tell you what and 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:23.680 and they listened that you got the job and in 0:03:23.800 --> 0:03:28.360 that book is it? Thank you? Right? I have to 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.480 admit straight from the top because this is important to 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:36.880 talk about your emotional podcast. Let's go listen. I've got ranged. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:38.840 We take it high, we take it low, we do 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.720 a few scats, a few improvs on and get serious 0:03:42.880 --> 0:03:47.200 right after. I have to say that your conspiracy theory 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:50.160 when you texted it to me was one that I 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:55.080 did not immediately know was a conspiracy theory. Oh good that. 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:58.040 I was like, no, but that's that's just a fact 0:03:58.120 --> 0:04:01.440 what we're talking about. Well, I think that's gonna be 0:04:01.480 --> 0:04:05.560 the harder discussion if I'm gonna be honest, because we 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:10.680 got chatting to do about. All Right, So you've said 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:14.000 to me, they conspiracy theory you sent my way. You said, 0:04:14.120 --> 0:04:19.320 my mama told me kim trails make people go crazy 0:04:19.440 --> 0:04:27.919 and riot in the streets. Uh huh. So that's what 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:33.640 I know, and that's and that's what's been told to me. Um. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:37.039 I'm from Boston, which is like a confusing place to 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:41.279 be a black person, but it's also the place where like, okay, 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:46.640 random true fact, like environmental justice was like created. So 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:50.440 I think there's this vibe of like we know something's 0:04:50.440 --> 0:04:53.840 going on. We know, well, there's a pestice in the parks. 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:55.960 I actually took a tour when I was like a 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:59.240 high school student. I was like very into like social justice, 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:04.640 and I I, like Luther King would love for you 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.400 to say it that way every time. Actual was ghost 0:05:07.440 --> 0:05:09.279 actually haunting me on the door and slapped me in 0:05:09.279 --> 0:05:12.800 the face and I said, first of all, went through me. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.640 I went through me, gave me shivers, um, and I said, 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:20.040 worry you a beer. I said, wait a minute, this 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.680 far there's better place than for you to be. And 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.800 he said I took a ghost, right, And I said, okay, alright, 0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:31.080 well enough about that. I gotta tell this anecdote. He said, 0:05:31.120 --> 0:05:34.360 wait a minute. I said, okay, I'm moving on. Um. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:36.600 But I took the tour, and on the tour they 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.240 were like fun fat there's a park right over there 0:05:39.279 --> 0:05:42.520 in Dorchester that was shut down because asbestos was in 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.600 the slides. And I was like, wait, I played him 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:49.400 that park, that's my neighborhood. I said, nobody said why 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.920 why the park shut down? They just shut it down. Um, 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:57.920 So that's sort of the vibe. As a former person, 0:05:58.080 --> 0:05:59.680 I don't want to call myself in any way a 0:05:59.720 --> 0:06:02.360 boss Stonian, but as a person who lived in Boston 0:06:02.480 --> 0:06:06.320 for a few years, I can't agree that it's a 0:06:06.360 --> 0:06:11.960 weird mix of highly intellectual sort of like peer reviewed 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:20.080 information and then just bullshit, just nonsense, just Irish, Catholic, 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:26.120 black Cape Verdean Vietnamese working class nonsense, and the city 0:06:26.240 --> 0:06:29.279 is a mess because of it. But always up in 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:33.080 the skies, you know, there's these planes and who they're flying, 0:06:33.600 --> 0:06:36.320 and sort of like around this time, as I'm like 0:06:36.560 --> 0:06:40.640 coming aware of things, camp trails as an idea just 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:44.360 sort of like it came into the frontal lobes at 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:49.000 some point. And I remember being with like my mom 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.080 and like a few cousins and you know, friends who 0:06:51.120 --> 0:06:54.680 are just kind of like mm hmm, these camp Trails. 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.880 They're dropping something and I was like, you know, what 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.880 are you talking about? Because me, I'm like I'm different. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.840 I go to school or they've forced me to learn Latin, 0:07:02.960 --> 0:07:08.120 like I'm an intellectual, Like no way ha put put 0:07:08.560 --> 0:07:12.000 on that. Then you know, you started asking questions. You're 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:15.720 like in a minute, like what is going on? Why 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:18.880 is everybody in the streets fighting? Isn't the chim trails? 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:25.080 And there's also this like iconic France video, So there's 0:07:25.120 --> 0:07:27.600 like before we were even get into that, before we 0:07:27.680 --> 0:07:30.600 get there, get you're moving fast and I love your energy. 0:07:31.080 --> 0:07:36.480 You take it back a notch. Goddamnit, slow down, looks man, brother, 0:07:38.160 --> 0:07:43.520 cool job turkey. Uh Okay. Before we even get that far, 0:07:43.640 --> 0:07:46.480 I do want to say that for our audience at home, 0:07:46.600 --> 0:07:50.880 we should explain what kim trails are specifically, So kim 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.720 trails as I understand them, and please jump in with 0:07:53.840 --> 0:07:57.840 your more clear definition, if there is one. Kim trails 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:01.240 is sort of the fumes that come off of usually 0:08:01.280 --> 0:08:05.400 commercial airplanes as they're flying over our heads. And the 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:10.000 theory is that those fumes are in fact intentionally placed 0:08:10.000 --> 0:08:14.440 there by the government to uh waft over us and 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:18.600 lead to riots and sort of population control. And so 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:21.880 there's like regular planes, sure, but then in some planes 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:24.320 and that's the thing you don't know what there's like 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:29.240 chemical or biological agents, and they can mess with your mind, 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:33.720 mess with the weather, mess with your body, nest with 0:08:33.800 --> 0:08:38.240 certain communities specifically like black and brown and like working 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:42.720 class like poor communities there, and we can't do anything 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.880 because we're on the ground. We're on the ground and 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:55.040 ground something one max sure. And that's the thing is 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:59.040 that is just like you said. The theory is is 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:03.200 that they're put these chemicals in certain planes, but it's 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:06.360 not clear which ones they're choosing, and it's very sort 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:09.920 of random. Yes, uh, at least seems random to us, 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:14.040 when in fact it's all government orchestrating for for our 0:09:14.160 --> 0:09:17.679 poisoning and or for the control of the weather. Yes, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.319 you know, sometimes there will be like camp trails or 0:09:20.360 --> 0:09:22.959 let's say, like regular plane trails that you know, stay 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:26.679 longer in the sky, and the scientists might say, oh, well, 0:09:26.720 --> 0:09:31.200 that's just that particular exhaust reaction with the weather or 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:36.480 the humidity or the temperature of that specific area. My 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:42.079 cousin Brian chem Trils says, chem Trils, Mike, Mike, my 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.880 cousin DJ. He goes, well, all that's chum Trills J. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:49.640 It's like listen, listen, listen, I hear your science, but 0:09:49.760 --> 0:09:52.000 what you're not accounting for is the fact that I 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.920 already know that's camp Trils. Well you're not accounting for 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.480 is that I'm the person who showed you that video 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.920 of that jay Z song being played back or is 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:07.920 it saying six six six murder murder Jesus murder murder us. 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:12.920 So obviously that's got the site. We don't need their 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:19.520 fancy science when we have jay Z records backwards. Come on. Okay, 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:23.360 So now, following the train that you were already setting 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:27.920 us on, you said that you were originally inspired to 0:10:28.120 --> 0:10:31.080 sort of like talk about this from the Prince video 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:36.600 that you caught. Yes, they were like on Facebook, like 0:10:36.720 --> 0:10:40.520 I remember that, okay, uh want to feel old now? 0:10:41.080 --> 0:10:45.520 Um there remember like going, you know, big on Facebook 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:49.240 and this video of Prince talking and just being like 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:55.800 camp trails are real. Yep. Those are the general Prince noises. 0:10:56.000 --> 0:10:59.440 And that was that I believe his hair swooping and 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:04.400 then a little like flair flying forward if that correctly, 0:11:04.520 --> 0:11:07.040 from behind him and that's just sort of like spiritual, 0:11:07.280 --> 0:11:11.080 energetic maybe from his guitar that's laid off stage on 0:11:11.080 --> 0:11:13.680 the side somewhere there for some reason, a little burst 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:20.600 of purple just happens noise. But there's this video of 0:11:20.679 --> 0:11:23.880 him where he very seriously is like and obviously prints 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:27.880 a man of science and perfect beliefs. Um. It was like, 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:30.520 you know, I believe in cam trails. Cam trails are real, 0:11:30.640 --> 0:11:32.880 and I know that not just because of the work 0:11:32.920 --> 0:11:37.400 of the illustrious Dick Gregory, but also because I was 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.480 born and raised in Minnesota, and there would be days 0:11:40.559 --> 0:11:43.880 where everybody's getting along in the neighborhood, everybody's hanging out. 0:11:44.080 --> 0:11:45.599 Then all of a sudden, the plane goes over in 0:11:45.679 --> 0:11:55.360 a riot burst and prints, Okay, Mr Raspberry Beret. He's 0:11:55.400 --> 0:12:02.080 talking to tab Smiley. Unfortunately canceled Tabi Smiley, which Tavis 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:04.079 didn't jump in at all to be like a prince 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:07.400 chill out on this one. He he was not a 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:10.920 reliable narrator from then. Really, that's fair. We should have 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.160 known that Tavis had some ugly secrets by his willingness 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.920 to let these chem trails theories just like fly. But 0:12:18.240 --> 0:12:21.040 so he's talking to Tavis Smiley and he basically says 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:24.439 that like when he was a kid in Minnesota, he 0:12:24.480 --> 0:12:27.280 would watch airplanes all the time. He'd be like, oh, sweet, 0:12:27.360 --> 0:12:30.840 that's an airplane. That's tight. But then more and more airplanes, 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:34.920 more and more trails of chemicals, and suddenly his neighborhood 0:12:34.920 --> 0:12:39.960 had fallen into misery. Yeah yeah, I mean just half 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:44.440 the neighborhood on fire. Sure, according to Prince. And so 0:12:44.600 --> 0:12:47.439 when you watch this video and you hear possibly, I 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.280 would argue, one of the most iconic figures in all 0:12:50.320 --> 0:12:53.880 of history say that he believes that these chemicals are 0:12:53.960 --> 0:12:57.400 leading to riots in the streets, what is your reaction? 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:06.559 Don't believe? No? I was just like, well, something's going on, sure, something, 0:13:06.800 --> 0:13:11.000 something's happening. Um. And obviously, like the man who is 0:13:11.000 --> 0:13:15.320 a full like type pants wearing Jehovah's witness, it has 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:21.160 confusion built into the brain. Drills are real. I really 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.600 just just like, oh, a lot more people believe this 0:13:23.840 --> 0:13:27.680 than I realized. And I guess I'm like doing some 0:13:27.880 --> 0:13:31.400 also digging in. I mean, I don't know that this 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:33.880 breaks the bounds of your podcast, but I realized, like, oh, 0:13:33.920 --> 0:13:37.400 this isn't just like a black thing, which I kind 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:40.200 of thought it was just because I guess I was 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:46.240 raised around mostly black people, and so then I go, oh, 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:48.360 it's a black thing. Oh, well, living in Boston is 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:54.800 a black thing. I go, but a black city, my 0:13:54.880 --> 0:14:01.400 mother like it has horse blinders on my eyes. Like, man, 0:14:01.480 --> 0:14:09.600 this is a blackdown, black as hell awesome. In the background, 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:12.800 Mark Wahlberg fully beating up children a pill are left 0:14:12.800 --> 0:14:15.840 and right, was knocking an Asian man by out and 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:19.200 just then going on to make beautiful. I can't see it. 0:14:19.280 --> 0:14:23.520 I can't see what am I supposed to do? Um 0:14:23.520 --> 0:14:29.200 fine acting career as well, that guy good and Boogie Knights. Listen. 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:35.440 If you haven't seen the happening, go watching Mark Wahlberg stunts. Folks. 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:40.440 If you have not seen that happening. Folks, folks, you 0:14:40.600 --> 0:14:45.120 got to see the happening, go to your nearest theater. Now, 0:14:45.200 --> 0:14:51.600 I tell you now it's no, it's not well, go 0:14:51.680 --> 0:14:54.440 see it anyway. But yeah, I don't know. I thought 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.680 it was like mostly a black thing, and then I 0:14:56.720 --> 0:15:00.000 was like, oh, there's oh, there's white people also important 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.360 airs who like they got jars, they got jars from 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:10.200 the air and the air is a weird color. Yeah, 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:15.000 so what's going on because there is a weird color 0:15:15.720 --> 0:15:18.320 is that I don't know if my air, my air 0:15:18.440 --> 0:15:21.400 is clear. The air in his jar is not clear, 0:15:21.680 --> 0:15:28.000 so is brown chunk Chunk. I would venture to guess 0:15:28.080 --> 0:15:33.320 that it's a poor person's interpretation of larger problems that 0:15:33.400 --> 0:15:36.400 they're probably seeing in their community, you know what I mean, 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:40.760 Like there's already some smog because of a fucking steel 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:44.360 factory or whatever evil things some other person put up. 0:15:44.760 --> 0:15:46.440 You don't know how to deal with the fact that 0:15:46.480 --> 0:15:49.360 the steel factory is there because they employ you or 0:15:49.440 --> 0:15:52.560 somebody you love, and so instead you just go, man, 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:55.000 that airplanes trying to kill me dog. I mean half 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.560 of the fights were probably people arguing whether or not 0:15:57.640 --> 0:16:01.080 it was cam trails or you know, the local plant 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.960 like infecting the air in the water, And that's probably 0:16:04.520 --> 0:16:08.680 the fight that got everybody going crazy. Sure there's one 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.480 reasonable person in the neighborhood like, hey, man, I actually 0:16:11.480 --> 0:16:18.080 think it's uh that capitalism fighting now fighting? Now, what 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:21.440 the fun did you say about my capitalism? I love 0:16:21.520 --> 0:16:26.320 my capitalism. Anything about your fucking capitalism? Man, I didn't 0:16:26.320 --> 0:16:30.360 say nothing. Now we gotta fight. So you don't believe, Prince, 0:16:30.480 --> 0:16:34.680 but you do believe potentially that something is happening, that 0:16:34.720 --> 0:16:38.160 there might be something more to these airplanes. I mean, 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.280 but I think to the point of what you're saying 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:42.520 also the player of just like we don't know what's 0:16:42.560 --> 0:16:47.120 going on, Like you know, I think so much about 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.440 like when you read a history book and you're like, 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:53.040 ha hah, these idiots put lynches on their body, and 0:16:53.080 --> 0:16:55.680 like a hundred years from now, some kid on like 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:58.200 a Mars colony is going to be like ha ha 0:16:58.440 --> 0:17:02.320 they use microwaves. You Like, there's there's things that are 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:05.200 a part of our everyday life right now that are 0:17:05.240 --> 0:17:09.880 absolutely psychotic and bad for us, and we don't know 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:14.160 how or why. I mean, I'm drinking I'm drinking fluorescent sodas. 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:18.240 You know that can't be good for the bones, not 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:20.280 at all. When I was a kid, I used to 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:23.720 go to the gas station every day and I would 0:17:23.720 --> 0:17:27.920 buy a big gulp of mountain dew, just every single day, 0:17:27.960 --> 0:17:30.320 because they were like a dollar at the time, and 0:17:30.960 --> 0:17:33.440 I get a dollar, I'd go buy a big gulp 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.439 of mountain dew and it was free refills on that 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:39.600 mountain dew, so I would go refill it a day, 0:17:41.480 --> 0:17:43.640 and multiple dudes a day. And now I can't touch 0:17:43.680 --> 0:17:48.040 my toes and you can't convince me that those aren't related. 0:17:48.119 --> 0:17:50.680 I'll tell you this. I'll tell you this. I used 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:55.560 to be very athletic, very flexible. Okay, then fifth grade 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.439 I started babysitting and I started getting a little bit 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.960 of pocket change. What I would do every day after 0:18:01.000 --> 0:18:03.560 school was going to Burger King and get a five 0:18:03.640 --> 0:18:06.760 piece nugget and of soda because I could get that 0:18:06.880 --> 0:18:10.680 for two dollars, and I started eating that every day. 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:12.560 I didn't gain weight, because I don't have the body 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.080 that gains weight. But I'll tell you what. The end 0:18:14.080 --> 0:18:15.840 of the year, I tried to do a split and 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:19.159 my hips hurt so much in the way that is inexplicable. 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:22.200 I believe it is because of the nuggets. I don't 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.880 believe it's because of the nuggets and that fluorescent sweet 0:18:24.880 --> 0:18:28.359 and sour sauce. What the hells and that and that's 0:18:28.400 --> 0:18:32.040 absolutely correct. It was those nuggets. It did something to 0:18:32.200 --> 0:18:35.280 your joints and your bones that made them not joints 0:18:35.280 --> 0:18:38.120 and bones. Never gonna do a split again. No, it's 0:18:38.119 --> 0:18:40.879 just it's McDonald's meat in there from now on, and 0:18:40.920 --> 0:18:43.920 it ain't built for splits. That's built for more nuggets. 0:18:44.119 --> 0:18:48.280 That's outsourced the meat from just another fast for the restaurant. 0:18:48.320 --> 0:18:52.600 They're just swapping meat back and forth, mistaking your meat 0:18:52.640 --> 0:18:58.120 and replacing it. Well, okay, so you do open your 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:00.600 eyes up in a way, I guess is what I'm 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:03.960 hearing to the possibility that they're sort of like more 0:19:04.080 --> 0:19:09.760 conspiracy happening in the world, even if it's not this, 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.560 even if it's not exactly that, but it opens us 0:19:12.600 --> 0:19:15.479 to like more conspiracy of that, and also like this 0:19:15.640 --> 0:19:19.119 brand of like hotel obspiracy where it's like, you know, 0:19:19.240 --> 0:19:23.840 brother sharing, like Dick Gregory videos betwixt each other. Yeah, 0:19:24.320 --> 0:19:29.960 old man just being like, now tell you what it's like. Oh, 0:19:30.000 --> 0:19:32.880 well this this isn't right. I know this isn't right. 0:19:33.040 --> 0:19:37.400 You're a hundred first of all, killer did Gregory impression? 0:19:38.280 --> 0:19:40.840 I think you nailed it, but I do it is 0:19:40.960 --> 0:19:44.000 It's a hard thing, especially as a comic, where it's 0:19:44.040 --> 0:19:47.840 like Dick Gregory is a very iconic figure in the 0:19:47.920 --> 0:19:49.959 space of comedy, do you know what I mean? Like 0:19:50.000 --> 0:19:53.840 he's an important person, but it's also an old man 0:19:54.080 --> 0:19:57.440 just getting old and saying old stuff. And so you're 0:19:57.520 --> 0:20:01.000 balancing like, all right, how do I backfully say that 0:20:01.080 --> 0:20:05.280 this old motherfucker is wrong? Right? But he just isn't 0:20:05.400 --> 0:20:09.360 nailing it anymore. No, And it's like, thank you, sir 0:20:09.560 --> 0:20:12.720 for what you did. I believe you did it. I 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:15.680 believe I believe you did it. You can take the 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:19.800 victory lab. You haven't say anything new anymore. I wasn't 0:20:19.840 --> 0:20:22.560 around for it, but I hear you did great stuff. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:26.520 I love what I've heard that you do. But maybe 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:33.520 just said this one out like boy, because just just produce, right, 0:20:34.320 --> 0:20:38.000 this is a Dick Gregory production. This is a Dick joint. 0:20:38.160 --> 0:20:43.680 You Dick joint, Hello, Dick joint when you see it. 0:20:46.520 --> 0:20:53.760 If Dick Gregory would have started calling his production dick picks. Ok, okay, 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:57.359 he's a multi hyphen that it's a and then you 0:20:57.359 --> 0:21:00.920 you watch a real serious movie about Kim Tree. Oh man, 0:21:02.160 --> 0:21:07.000 if only we had more time, Only we had more time. 0:21:07.359 --> 0:21:10.120 Afraid to God, those chemicals they're dropping. Bring him back 0:21:10.160 --> 0:21:17.560 to life so that we can start producing radiating He 0:21:17.720 --> 0:21:23.880 drops and brings him back delay old hand verse through 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:27.119 the earth, and Dick Gregory gets to make He doesn't 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:29.439 want to bite heads and like murder people. He just 0:21:29.440 --> 0:21:33.600 wants to make it. I'm back now. I want to produce. 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:39.440 God damn it. All right, we're gonna take a break 0:21:39.440 --> 0:21:41.880 and we'll be back with more Iowa, Debri and more. 0:21:42.040 --> 0:21:57.400 My mama told me we are Have you ever had 0:21:57.440 --> 0:22:04.199 a dreaming? You you what you can do? You do 0:22:04.520 --> 0:22:08.639 you want? You? You could do? So? You you do 0:22:09.000 --> 0:22:12.040 you could? You want? You want him to do you 0:22:12.160 --> 0:22:15.200 so much? You could do anything? Yeah, we're back. We're 0:22:15.240 --> 0:22:21.960 back here with that was dope? Right, that goes? Listen 0:22:22.080 --> 0:22:26.960 play that in the club playing I'm absolutely I'm getting 0:22:26.960 --> 0:22:33.960 the knee braced back out. Sure, no, but I could. 0:22:34.000 --> 0:22:35.680 I could break a few other things. That's the shot. 0:22:35.720 --> 0:22:39.240 I get the knees going crazy. That's why I play it. 0:22:39.280 --> 0:22:41.359 I want to see the knees go crazy. One of 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:44.399 the b drops. That's cold. He just he just and 0:22:44.480 --> 0:22:48.600 you ever and you and you and you want you know, 0:22:49.480 --> 0:22:52.760 he's a champ. And I hope he's doing okay because 0:22:52.760 --> 0:22:55.600 that video was recorded and like it had to be 0:22:55.680 --> 0:23:01.960 like uh n, yeah, there's no way this hasn't negatively 0:23:02.040 --> 0:23:05.760 affected his life. I hope he's okay, doing the best 0:23:05.800 --> 0:23:09.080 can with what he's got. Right, You're you're a meme 0:23:09.280 --> 0:23:11.440 for the rest of your life. And maybe you're lucky 0:23:11.560 --> 0:23:14.000 enough that people don't recognize you and and treat you 0:23:14.080 --> 0:23:17.320 with any sort of like malice or maybe you have 0:23:17.440 --> 0:23:20.760 to write that on your job applications and address it 0:23:20.840 --> 0:23:27.960 with everyone you meet. Yep, is he you? I was 0:23:28.000 --> 0:23:32.600 a lot lighter when I was You know kids that 0:23:32.680 --> 0:23:35.040 go from blonde to brunette. Well that was me, but 0:23:35.200 --> 0:23:39.840 all over my hair was fine, finest silk. And uh, 0:23:41.840 --> 0:23:45.480 I'm ashamed of what I said, and I just wish 0:23:45.520 --> 0:23:48.480 you all would give me the space to work it out. Well, 0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:52.560 what is a podcast about that? Uh, it's probably a 0:23:52.680 --> 0:23:56.800 desperate call for attention, but you know, we'll figure out 0:23:56.840 --> 0:24:01.280 which one. By the end of this we will solve 0:24:01.480 --> 0:24:05.520 many problems, including that one. Okay, let's talk research. I 0:24:05.560 --> 0:24:08.879 did some research on kim trails that I want us 0:24:08.960 --> 0:24:13.000 to sort of unpack together and feel free to jump in, disagree, 0:24:13.080 --> 0:24:16.439 disregard anything that I'm saying or presenting to you. So, 0:24:16.600 --> 0:24:20.080 what people are calling kim trails is actually something called contrails, 0:24:20.440 --> 0:24:24.119 which comes from the word condensation, which is just the 0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:28.919 warm exhaust uh mixing with cold temperatures to form trails 0:24:28.960 --> 0:24:32.960 of vapor in the sky. Right, and then along with 0:24:33.000 --> 0:24:36.880 that vapor. Uh. The the kim trail element of it 0:24:36.920 --> 0:24:40.120 is people assuming that that vapor because of how long 0:24:40.160 --> 0:24:42.960 it stays in the sky or the distance that it 0:24:43.040 --> 0:24:46.879 sort of covers, is associated with some sort of like 0:24:47.000 --> 0:24:53.119 chemical attack from the government. Yes, So to your earlier point, 0:24:53.600 --> 0:24:56.840 many of the theorists, theorists, I should know the word. 0:24:56.960 --> 0:24:59.040 I'm I wrote it down. I just can't say it 0:24:59.200 --> 0:25:02.240 on account of my speech impediment. But the theorists believe 0:25:02.720 --> 0:25:06.359 that the chemicals, you know, out of all the speech 0:25:06.400 --> 0:25:08.800 impediments you could get, it's not the worst, it's not 0:25:08.920 --> 0:25:11.040 the worst, and it humanizes you in a way that 0:25:11.080 --> 0:25:16.800 I think is good. Sure, otherwise, how could you ever 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:21.080 relate with me? So a lot of the argument sort 0:25:21.080 --> 0:25:25.000 of claimed that these chemicals lead to either violence or 0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:28.240 control in the weather. And there's a video I watched 0:25:28.320 --> 0:25:31.080 of this dude talking to a news reporter where he 0:25:31.200 --> 0:25:34.399 collected some of the chem trails in a jar and 0:25:34.480 --> 0:25:37.600 claimed that those chemicals, those specific chemicals he had found 0:25:37.640 --> 0:25:40.880 in the jar were responsible for a tornado that came 0:25:40.880 --> 0:25:48.280 through his town like a week before the chemicals were collected. Essentially, ill, 0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:51.600 how did you catch that? How did you get the air? Also, 0:25:51.680 --> 0:25:54.320 like if there was wind blowing a little bit early 0:25:54.440 --> 0:25:58.040 and you just caught stuff. You know, he just got junk. 0:25:58.440 --> 0:26:02.240 Maybe some of it is junk. Um. There probably are 0:26:02.359 --> 0:26:05.119 also to like some experiments where people are trying to 0:26:05.200 --> 0:26:09.160 like control weather. I don't know if it is for 0:26:09.280 --> 0:26:14.000 like tornadoes as much as maybe trying to get places 0:26:14.000 --> 0:26:16.800 where it's very dry and air that needs rain, like, 0:26:17.119 --> 0:26:19.280 you know, get the clouds a little bit feeled, a 0:26:19.320 --> 0:26:28.600 little bit horny, you know, those clouds them. I think 0:26:28.600 --> 0:26:33.040 what you're referring to is something that often is conflated 0:26:33.080 --> 0:26:37.639 with kim trails, which is something called geo engineering. I 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.080 want you to keep going, but I will just say, 0:26:40.240 --> 0:26:42.760 as somebody who is at one time training to be 0:26:42.800 --> 0:26:45.480 a teacher and did some student teaching, and you, who 0:26:45.800 --> 0:26:48.840 has a history in education, I love that you made 0:26:48.880 --> 0:26:53.280 a teaching moment and very organic and I went, wait, yeah, 0:26:53.280 --> 0:26:58.080 I do love to learn. Wait, maybe Shakespeare and Biggest 0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:03.240 Smalls are the same. Yeah, I'm teach. Hey, wait a minute, 0:27:03.600 --> 0:27:08.040 I might switch my hat from backwards to forwards. You're spitting, teach. 0:27:08.160 --> 0:27:12.080