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Speaker 1: The Jewels show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up. You have a Dirty Little Secret? Uh? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: well we're a dirty Little show. So yeah, all right. Um.

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Speaker 1: Last summer I had a buddy. He hit me up.

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Speaker 1: He told me he had a double date set up,

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Speaker 1: two girls from out of town, out of the state.

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Speaker 1: He's like, I really need you to come and show

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Speaker 1: up so I can go out one of them. I

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Speaker 1: was like, I don't know, man, just out of a relationship.

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Speaker 1: I'm really not feeling it. And he's like, please please.

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Speaker 1: So they okay, So I met him at the restaurant.

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Speaker 1: Already I'm really just not vibing with it. The two

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Speaker 1: girls show up, they pretty cute, We have dinner, and

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Speaker 1: immediately I just can tell he's he's crack and burning.

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Speaker 1: They asked us stuff like hey, like, so, what do

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Speaker 1: you like to do on the weekends, like for fun?

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Speaker 1: And I was in town from college, so I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah. I was like, typically I'll go out on

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Speaker 1: the weekends with friends and party and they'll go Usually

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Speaker 1: I like to stay in and read or I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh dude, no, no, that's not what they want to hear. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, I left that vibe. Then they asked, what

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Speaker 1: do you like go to drinks? And first thing he

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Speaker 1: says is I like a glass of red wine. I

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Speaker 1: was like, Jesus man, well, I'm all for it, but

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Speaker 1: this is just not the vibe they're shooting out. So

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Speaker 1: throughout the night I could tell they weren't really interested.

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Speaker 1: They asked to go to the bathroom and he's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go too. I was like, okay, before they go,

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Speaker 1: one of them get to my snapchat and they go

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Speaker 1: and he follows, and I guess the bathrooms are pretty

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Speaker 1: close because he comes back and he's like, hey, so

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Speaker 1: I could overhear in the bathroom they're digging one of us,

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Speaker 1: not the other. And I was like, ah, okay, so

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Speaker 1: what do you want to do? And he's like, you know,

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Speaker 1: I think probably you haven't talked a whole lot. Maybe

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Speaker 1: maybe it's me and you just let me take over.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, honestly, fair, that's fair man, all right,

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Speaker 1: you you can take over. I'm just here for support.

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Speaker 1: They come back and they're like, so, what do you

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Speaker 1: want to do after? And you know, it was a

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Speaker 1: Tuesday night. I was like, I don't know what's opened

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Speaker 1: a two bars maybe. I was like, we can go

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Speaker 1: do that. So we get ready to leave. We leave

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Speaker 1: and I'm immediately on the phone my friend. She's behind

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Speaker 1: me in the car. I'm leaving the way and he

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Speaker 1: I just hear like a shout of no, just no.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, what's up. He's like, dude, they they're canceling.

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Speaker 1: I was like what. I was like, no, they don't

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Speaker 1: want to go to the bar and they're like He's

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Speaker 1: like no, And immediately I got a snapchat. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I got a snapchat. I was like,

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Speaker 1: they're probably telling me they're canceling too. So I open

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Speaker 1: it and it's the address to their hotel. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: and he's like they canceled and I was like, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Yeah. Well it was in the

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Speaker 1: opposite direction, so I was like, shoot, what am I

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Speaker 1: gonna do? So I egged the highway and turn around,

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Speaker 1: and I guess he saw me and he's like, where

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Speaker 1: are you going? I was like, I left my card

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Speaker 1: back at the UH. He's like I'm gonna go with you? Like, no, no, no, please? Cool? Fine?

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Speaker 1: So I turned around. I go I texted him too.

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Speaker 1: I was like, so, I was like, what do y'all

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Speaker 1: want to do? Just hang out the hotel? And they're

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Speaker 1: like yeah, And I was like, well, I was like,

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Speaker 1: my buddy, do you want me to in buy him too?

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Speaker 1: They're like not really. I was like okay. I was like,

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Speaker 1: that's fair. I thought i'd ask. So I show up

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Speaker 1: and walk in and they're already undressed. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: I kind of got the vibe. They were a little

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Speaker 1: a little friendlier than dam and you haven't told your

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Speaker 1: friend obviously, No, we just we just got back from

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Speaker 1: out of the country. I mean, how was the three summer?

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Speaker 1: It was good and awkward at the same time. Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it wasn't bad. I mean, had you had a threesome

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Speaker 1: before that? No, dang, look at you like one guy

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Speaker 1: because a freaking address texted to him stop chatted to

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Speaker 1: him and saying, hey, meet us here, and then they

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Speaker 1: opened the door and they're naked. That's a good way,

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm saying, how do

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Speaker 1: you keep that a dirty little secret? Like I would

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Speaker 1: have been. I would have been snapping my friend being like, look, dude,

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Speaker 1: I lied to you. But look look why I lied

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Speaker 1: look at this. Also, Alex always talks about karmic debt.

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Speaker 1: I think this was your karmic debt for being there

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Speaker 1: for your friend. You just ended up being the only

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Speaker 1: one that got to sleep with the I think it's fair.

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Speaker 1: I think it's fair. Man. Well, thanks for telling us

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Speaker 1: your dirty little secret. All right, thank you all. Did

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