Speaker 1: Hi everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh, hello, there, we're recording.
Speaker 1: We are live from the Farmland Fresh Dairy Studios. This
Speaker 1: is serial Killers.
Speaker 2: It is and I'm Scottie Bee and I'm Andrew.
Speaker 1: Why Andrew?
Speaker 2: Hi? What were you about to say?
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I am starving.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of hungry too.
Speaker 1: I did not have any breakfast this morning.
Speaker 2: Why you didn't get it on the order?
Speaker 1: No, I try not to do that as much anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah. You know, I also kind of like it when
Speaker 2: someone pays for it. Yeah. I don't like doing the
Speaker 2: thing when you pay for yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wait, do you know what? This is Monday, February fifth,
Speaker 1: which means that we can officially talk about it.
Speaker 2: We can, right, Yes, well you can't. You can't, like,
Speaker 2: you can't let it hit until that time. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't let it hit. Well, I mean you can't do
Speaker 2: it early in the morning as you usually. I mean
Speaker 2: sometimes I love you so much, Andrew.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we could talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we so welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 3: Yes, the.
Speaker 2: Nominated Serial Killers podcast. Yes, yes, we were nominated for
Speaker 2: for iHeart.
Speaker 1: Podcast Award for Best Food Podcast.
Speaker 2: That's very exciting. We've been at this for four years,
Speaker 2: four years, four years.
Speaker 1: Four years. Just last year we got our first sponsors.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much to Farmland Fresh Dairies for that one.
Speaker 1: We are now nominated for a podcast award.
Speaker 2: Like we're here. Okay, we're here.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we finally made it. Yeah, it takes time, but
Speaker 2: we're just so thankful to all of our listeners. Thank
Speaker 2: you so so much for sticking with us for so long.
Speaker 2: And can I just show you something that's really weird?
Speaker 2: That sure today? Four years ago we were in podcast
Speaker 2: magazine as under the Radar podcast the podcast to watch.
Speaker 1: It just is really weird. Yeah, it's really cool to
Speaker 1: just see it all happening, well not even happening, just
Speaker 1: to be recognized for it.
Speaker 2: When do you think we'll start getting paid.
Speaker 1: One step at a.
Speaker 2: Time, Yeah, I guess anyway, So the thank.
Speaker 1: You, thank you to everyone who listens, who subscribes, who
Speaker 1: sends us serial who just supports us. Your support means
Speaker 1: everything by us.
Speaker 2: Question. I don't know how it works. Will our listeners
Speaker 2: be able to vote?
Speaker 1: Yes? I don't think vote. Oh that our category in
Speaker 1: particular is determined by it says some team. So, but
Speaker 1: it's in Austin Texas. You will be able to watch
Speaker 1: the iHeart Podcast Awards. It is live streamed. You could
Speaker 1: see Scotty and I. I think it's in Austin. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would go to Austin.
Speaker 2: So if we win, we get to go on stage
Speaker 2: and do a thank you and everything.
Speaker 1: Well, this is their first year since like I think
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, right or twenty twenty, that it's back in person,
Speaker 1: because the past couple of years have just been I
Speaker 1: watched once I knew that we were nominated, I went
Speaker 1: back and watched, like just see if ours would even
Speaker 1: get like in show mention. But so yeah, it does nice.
Speaker 1: And what's actually funny to me is that when they
Speaker 1: show like the nominees, it's like the Oscars where they
Speaker 1: show like your clip, you know in the Oscars, when
Speaker 1: it's like Meryl Streep, like for Canada Row and she's
Speaker 1: like I wanted.
Speaker 3: This mom than anything, you idiot. It's gonna be us
Speaker 3: screaming at each other. But yeah, thank you so much
Speaker 3: to iHeart. Thank you everybody for listening. We really appreciate it.
Speaker 2: That's super cool. It really is. And Austin is such
Speaker 2: a fun city. I've never been, Like it needs to
Speaker 2: be a big party weekend.
Speaker 1: Do you like barbecue? I forget I love barbecue. Oh,
Speaker 1: I have a couple of spots barbecue. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 1: like Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Listen, I wonder if that idiot that hated us earlier
Speaker 1: last year is probably like, how did this crept?
Speaker 2: A lot of people hate us?
Speaker 1: That's true. I guess you gotta have your haters to
Speaker 1: have your lovers.
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: So I've fully stocked to find their fresh airs fridge
Speaker 2: with all kinds of milks today. I believe that we're
Speaker 2: going to use organic hole because one or two of
Speaker 2: the cereals that we are trying today, we'll go better
Speaker 2: with whole milk. Okay, and you'll see why. All right,
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna go down to the cereal sack, now,
Speaker 2: the original one.
Speaker 1: I just love that the cereal sack. It is just
Speaker 1: a shopping bag, it is It's just is that a
Speaker 1: reusable shop right bag?
Speaker 2: I mean, all bags are reusable if you reuse them.
Speaker 1: Well, is that like their knicker material that's plastic disgusting?
Speaker 2: You might remember this from the eighties, Yeah, okay, Originally
Speaker 2: I think it came out of it.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even a thought in my parents' mind.
Speaker 2: You you were a thought. They were definitely thinking about it.
Speaker 2: I was worn in nineteen ninety one. Okay, they were
Speaker 2: thinking for two years. Yeah, you were in your mom
Speaker 2: and then nolly, you know you know how that works, right? Okay,
Speaker 2: what you know how it works? Right? So you're saying
Speaker 2: they're born like women are born with all their eggs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you do know that men, right, Yeah, I fertilized.
Speaker 2: I know you were. You were in there. You were
Speaker 2: there already.
Speaker 1: No, I come from the dead and I need the
Speaker 1: mom's egg.
Speaker 2: Right, and the egg was the egg was there, So
Speaker 2: you were already in your mom's belly in some way,
Speaker 2: shape or form.
Speaker 1: You know, right, we can't do this. No, this is
Speaker 1: not a lesson and whatever.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So back in the eighties there was this This
Speaker 2: is s'mores cereal from General Mills. Okay, what this is
Speaker 2: printed out? Well, what am I supposed to do? I
Speaker 2: wasn't going on eBay and buying the box for sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: Somebody literally has an empty, torn up box for sixty bucks. Yes,
Speaker 2: it would be cool to be holding the actual box,
Speaker 2: but no, so I just printed it, so s'mores Grams.
Speaker 2: So what this was was it was like it was like,
Speaker 2: Golden what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm just I got to look at my phone.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go, so much more important stuff. You know,
Speaker 2: that's not how we get nominated to Andrew keep going.
Speaker 2: So basically what this cereal was it was Golden Grams
Speaker 2: and the squares had chocolate on them. Okay, so it
Speaker 2: was like it was almost like you melted chocolate on
Speaker 2: a gram cracker. Oh and there was marshmallows in here.
Speaker 1: That's exciting.
Speaker 2: So even though this is retro, it's not exactly the
Speaker 2: same anymore. Okay, Okay, so if you look at the
Speaker 2: new one, this one's actually called Golden Grams s'mores. This
Speaker 2: one was just plain old Grams. So this one is
Speaker 2: and a lot of other podcasts are up in arms.
Speaker 2: I got direct messages from just pour the milk, Rah.
Speaker 2: This is not the way it should be, my goodness, Okay,
Speaker 2: that's not my d but well it kind of is.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe he was on mine, I don't know. Whatever it
Speaker 2: was is. So now basically what this is it is
Speaker 2: Golden Grams and some chocolate Golden Grams with some marshmallows
Speaker 2: throwing there. So it's a little bit different. It's not
Speaker 2: a it's different. See they say back to the eighties,
Speaker 2: but it's not the same as it was.
Speaker 1: That it's more cereal in the past. Two in the
Speaker 1: blue box.
Speaker 2: Yes that was that's from post.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, just checking that. I'm not crazy.
Speaker 2: No, you're not crazy. I love smores, cereals of all kinds,
Speaker 2: because you know me, I love marshmallows. This one actually
Speaker 2: went and bought in the store because General Mills did
Speaker 2: not send us this one.
Speaker 1: You all right there, buddy, Yeah, just looking at a
Speaker 1: funny I mean.
Speaker 2: It smells why you're looking at Why you're looking at
Speaker 2: funny things while we're trying to eat.
Speaker 1: Serious if somebody sent me a funny thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so that's pretty much what it is.
Speaker 2: It's golden grams. I guess I would call them chocolate
Speaker 2: chocolate golden grams, or I gotta tell.
Speaker 1: You it seems lazy.
Speaker 2: It is. I don't like that the chocolate is a flake.
Speaker 2: It should be a piece of chocolate. Oh you think
Speaker 2: there should be actual chocolate bars in the cereal.
Speaker 1: I think it should be crunched like you know, how
Speaker 1: they do with granola sometimes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they should put like flakes of chocolate. Okay,
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairies, whole organic milk face.
Speaker 1: Is gonna taste good with that farm There Fresh Dairies.
Speaker 2: You were right, woo, she wanted to kiss. It's a matter. Then.
Speaker 2: Do you know that they have like cuddle time with cows.
Speaker 2: I saw it. I saw it on Instagram. There's some
Speaker 2: woman that like rents out her cows so you can
Speaker 2: cuddle with them. Okay, I think when we go visit
Speaker 2: Farmland Fresh Dairies where it might be cow cuddling, I
Speaker 2: don't think they have cows there alright, ready one, two, three.
Speaker 1: No, I stamp corrected. It's just delicious.
Speaker 2: Well, I got a weird metallic taste. I didn't hold
Speaker 2: on a second. I got a really strange taste on
Speaker 2: one of them. Okay, hold on, hmm. I mean it
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fan. I'm gonna give us I can't what, No,
Speaker 1: that's too much.
Speaker 2: I may it four balls in a spoon basically what
Speaker 2: I taste. I taste golden grams with marshmallows. It's just
Speaker 2: really a hint of chocolate. You don't really taste the
Speaker 2: chocolate that much.
Speaker 1: But I like that because it's not overpowering. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: sometimes I feel a goods' moore is balanced perfectly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not too much chocolate.
Speaker 2: I always over marshmallow them.
Speaker 1: I could believe that can taste weird.
Speaker 2: I got a weird taste in my mouth. Well, maybe
Speaker 2: you should figure that out with your doctor, because I
Speaker 2: don't know. Maybe it's the Flora Store that I started
Speaker 2: taking the Flora Store.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: It's a probiotic for gut health. Oh okay, Yeah, all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, I'm getting a bad taste in my mouth,
Speaker 2: and I wonder that something to do with it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give it four balls. It's good. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: be I'm gonna be straight up. I don't remember the
Speaker 2: original one. I know they had it. I don't remember
Speaker 2: the taste because it's just I don't recall. Again, my
Speaker 2: favorite was Rocky Road, which is a little bit different.
Speaker 2: That was chocolate covered marshmallows.
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I think it's a delicious cereal. I
Speaker 1: would have this again. That is good. That's really good,
Speaker 1: very good. Yeah, that was the same.
Speaker 2: Give it five balls because it doesn't feel like a
Speaker 2: five bowler to me.
Speaker 1: You know, you really gotta feel that.
Speaker 2: I love the eighties box art on the blackmores are
Speaker 2: a great camping treat. No s'mores is a great Cereal.
Speaker 1: Well, do you know they're saying that, like the minimalist
Speaker 1: esthetic is being ditched now by a lot of brands.
Speaker 1: So you know how things now when it's like if
Speaker 1: it's milk or if it's anything, they'll go with like
Speaker 1: very plain where it'll just have like the name of
Speaker 1: the thing.
Speaker 2: You mean, like the no frill stuff back in the
Speaker 2: day when it just had beer on the can.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that's like a very minimalist aesthetic. But now
Speaker 1: they're finding brands are going back to like more fun,
Speaker 1: playful versus like the basic cold.
Speaker 2: Well, you need to grab my attention. I want to
Speaker 2: see stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what originally caught your attention is because when
Speaker 1: you saw stuff like this and that all on the
Speaker 1: shelves where it's tons and tons of stuff just in
Speaker 1: your face, and then you see one that just says Cereal,
Speaker 1: you'd be like, oh, wow, it's this one. M So
Speaker 1: I like it. I think it's gonna be fun. They
Speaker 1: call it hyper maximalism.
Speaker 2: Look at Bridget there. She has so much marshmallow on
Speaker 2: this that's not gonna be over marshmallow. Oh, that's gonna
Speaker 2: be great.
Speaker 1: Do you marshmallows on?
Speaker 2: Oh? I don't like them. I don't like when they
Speaker 2: get burnt. I take them off relatively quick. I want
Speaker 2: it to be like melty and soft, but not.
Speaker 1: But it's hard with a s'more with a marshmallow because
Speaker 1: you put it over the fire for like two seconds
Speaker 1: and it's like, hey, I'm gonna incinerate myself.
Speaker 2: So you have to be like, oh, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: like it when they get all burnt up. Yeah. What
Speaker 2: do you think his name is on the back here?
Speaker 2: I think it's Jesse and Jesse and Bridget.
Speaker 1: Do you want to be Bridget and I'll be Jesse.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not playing this game.
Speaker 1: Great Camping Street. Suppose it's a great saview Okay, did
Speaker 1: they call each other on their house phones?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And he twirls the cord because he's really nervous
Speaker 2: about talking to a girl, and he stretches the cord
Speaker 2: into the other room all the way across because he
Speaker 2: has the extra long cord in his house and he
Speaker 2: stretched it out.
Speaker 1: So I had the extra loung court in our house phone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so then when it curled back up, though, it
Speaker 2: got all twisted because he stretched it out. I didn't
Speaker 2: go back to the way it was supposed to. In
Speaker 2: this episode where they're talking to each other on the phone,
Speaker 2: we're going on the school camping trip, and he's in
Speaker 2: like seventh or eighth grade, and he's tervice.
Speaker 1: Because his voice sounds like this all of us so
Speaker 1: did his voice cracks? And now he's nervous to go
Speaker 1: on the camping trip.
Speaker 2: Right, And Bridgett is out back of her house because
Speaker 2: she has one of the earliest cordless phones and he
Speaker 2: can't really hear because the antenna the whole thing, yeah know,
Speaker 2: from from Radio Shack, I think.
Speaker 1: So that's a great sitcom.
Speaker 2: All right, let's move on. Andrews. So, I was in
Speaker 2: the serial isle at Shop Right the other day. One
Speaker 2: of my favorite aisles in the entire store, of course,
Speaker 2: you know, and so bowl and Basket brand is the
Speaker 2: Shop Right Bland And this is one that we have
Speaker 2: not done before. I was surprised. It's called Fruity Wows.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that is such a weird name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the the o in the wow is a
Speaker 2: life preserver because the alligator doesn't know how to swim.
Speaker 2: He's at the beach.
Speaker 1: That makes no sense because alligators can swim.
Speaker 2: But this one can't. Are you taking this one camp
Speaker 2: because he needs goggles and a towel for some reason?
Speaker 1: Well, maybe he's got to wash. Hey, you are assuming
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know how to swim. What he's not
Speaker 1: wearing a life jacket or anything. Well, he could swim.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Andrew.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's the lifeguard. Did you ever think of that?
Speaker 2: He can't he can't sit in that chair.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying for box art design, what would have
Speaker 1: really made me chuckle is if they put some sunscreen
Speaker 1: on his nose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a lifeguard. Okay, so this box. Guess how
Speaker 2: much this box cost me? Just please guess two fifty Nope,
Speaker 2: a dollar higher, a dollar twenty nine higher, a dollar
Speaker 2: fifty nine lower, a dollar fifty lower, forty nine are
Speaker 2: running out of time? Lower thirty lower higher forty lower,
Speaker 2: thirty five lower, thirty four lower, three thirty three.
Speaker 1: Wow, I would have never done.
Speaker 2: Well, that's such a random number. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I have no idea, but you know what like the.
Speaker 1: Holland Tunnel now is seventeen dollars sixty three cents.
Speaker 2: What are you doing because that's your easy past discount. What? Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it smells like it smells like fruit loops. Yeah,
Speaker 2: ooh right, a little little bit of clean, little cleaning fluid.
Speaker 2: But again, you gotta don't don't just discard store brands,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: We had really good store brands.
Speaker 2: Store brands are sometimes just as good as name brands,
Speaker 2: and they are so much cheaper. Yeah, I gotta tell
Speaker 2: you something like a regular, not on sale box of
Speaker 2: regular like foot loops or something now is five or
Speaker 2: six or even seven dollars for stores. It's insane. And
Speaker 2: if you don't have coupons, right, I'm just saying, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you just want to buy a box of fruit
Speaker 2: Loops and it's not on sale, no coupon's or nothing,
Speaker 2: you may pay seven eight bucks for a box of series.
Speaker 2: It really is nuts. I don't know what's going on, Andrew.
Speaker 1: I think now that we're award nominated, we really should
Speaker 1: invest in a webcam, okay, because I feel like this
Speaker 1: zoom quality it's good, but it's not great.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: We should look like YouTubers.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah we should. Yeah. I fact that guy that
Speaker 2: Cooper watches that I hate zend something. His name is.
Speaker 2: He goes around and buys people things and spends stupid
Speaker 2: money and stuff.
Speaker 1: We've talked about this. I hate people that do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it annoys me greatly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, all right, here we go. They look like
Speaker 2: fruit loops, they smell like fruit loops, they are fruity.
Speaker 1: Well will they taste like fruit loops.
Speaker 2: They have a slightly different consistency in the crunch, but
Speaker 2: I get fruit loops from it. I think it's good.
Speaker 2: I am pretty sure that if your child or yourself
Speaker 2: likes froot loops and you swapped it out for this,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure you could tell the difference. The rings
Speaker 2: are slightly different shape, just a little bit so, and
Speaker 2: they're not frosted quite. What do you Why are you
Speaker 2: making faces? They're not frosted quite. They're not frosted quite
Speaker 2: the same as fruit loops are, So if you look
Speaker 2: at them esthetically, you could probably tell the difference. But
Speaker 2: if you tasted them, I'm not sure. What do you know?
Speaker 1: I disagree with that entirely.
Speaker 2: Because you also don't know about serious.
Speaker 1: It's a little chalkier. I dislike that for the taste,
Speaker 1: but it tastes exactly like frut loops.
Speaker 2: I give it four balls in a spoon because it's
Speaker 2: froot loops and I love fruit loops. I give it
Speaker 2: four balls. It is a good copy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, and don't listen to this one all of
Speaker 1: a sudden with aesthetic on the on the ring, like
Speaker 1: he looks at the piece of cereal and studies it
Speaker 1: with like the watch the watch glasses, like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, listen, but you got to understand it's a
Speaker 2: little bit extra, have a little bit more sugar on that.
Speaker 2: Mahe listen. Andrew. Kids that like things, they know when
Speaker 2: you try to swap something out on a kid, they
Speaker 2: know immediately if you if it's just a different like
Speaker 2: if it's a different pasta Brandy, no, that's not San Georgio,
Speaker 2: that's ron Zony.
Speaker 1: Like kids know your kid is saying san Georgio at four, Well,
Speaker 1: then amazing.
Speaker 2: Even even if they don't see the box, they can
Speaker 2: tell it's different. The ZD from one brand is slightly different.
Speaker 2: They know it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just saying, well, now, all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: everybody's aesthetic and putting things in clear bins. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they empty out the box and they throw the box out.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I hate.
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan.
Speaker 1: I think it's dumb.
Speaker 2: My kitchen is full of containers. I want to do
Speaker 2: away with the containers.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: So let me open a package of sugar and poured
Speaker 2: into a container when it's in a perfectly good package.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that Kloy Kardashian taking me oreos
Speaker 1: out and decorating the inside of a jar with oreos.
Speaker 2: That's literally aesthetic. That's what I have in my house
Speaker 2: right now. There's an Oreo jar. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: don't really eat them anymore. But the new black and
Speaker 2: white Oreos, Holy hell and a hammer?
Speaker 1: Is it revers a resell?
Speaker 2: So it's a white cookie of vanilla cookie whatever, and
Speaker 2: it has black and white cookie cream inside, and it's
Speaker 2: not the same cream as Oreo cream. It's literally you
Speaker 2: know what a black and white cookie is, right? Yea.
Speaker 2: Some people that don't live in the northeast here may
Speaker 2: not know what that is because it's a very Northeast
Speaker 2: New York thing. But it's the round cookie that you
Speaker 2: see at diners, and it has chocolate on one side
Speaker 2: of vanilla on the other.
Speaker 1: It's black and white.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, well a lot of people don't know what
Speaker 2: a black white milkshake is. I love them. That's my
Speaker 2: favorite kid. See, what would you think it is? You're dope?
Speaker 1: Chocolate syrup and milk?
Speaker 2: What it's vanilla ice cream with chocolate cyrual. That's a
Speaker 2: black and white Yeah. Anyway, we'll be right back, all right,
Speaker 2: thing to do?
Speaker 1: Can you write down seventeen minutes on this?
Speaker 2: We're back at seventeen minute break? All right, now, Andrew,
Speaker 2: this next one, it's technically not a cereal. It's technically
Speaker 2: a snack, but it's got a cereal name. So and
Speaker 2: my hands are really I found it very interesting because
Speaker 2: it's not what it says it is. Really, and this
Speaker 2: makes no sense until I show you what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm lost.
Speaker 2: It was the end of the Cereal aisle.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So, Kellogg's, you know they make these snack packs. Yeah,
Speaker 2: look at this, Andrew. So it's frosted flake, cinnamon, French toast,
Speaker 2: many snacks, crispy cereal snacks. But they're not flakes. They're balls.
Speaker 1: So well, they're half balls.
Speaker 2: But why is that. I think it's just broken open
Speaker 2: to show you what they look like.
Speaker 1: No, that's all of them.
Speaker 2: That's a ball in it. Oh maybe they are. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I don't understand, because why would you call something
Speaker 2: frosted flakes that are not flakes just so you can
Speaker 2: put Tony on it and sell it with Tony.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's called marketing.
Speaker 2: I get him.
Speaker 1: They got you. You paid for it.
Speaker 2: Okay, well I had to.
Speaker 1: It was research.
Speaker 2: Well it was, but I don't. I don't get it. So, oh,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. If they're a little like long cylindrical pouches,
Speaker 2: I feel like and tell me if I'm wrong. Yes,
Speaker 2: but let me say it first. Okay.
Speaker 1: I feel like they're really trying.
Speaker 2: To make like frosted flakes quote unquote, like for sports
Speaker 2: like health.
Speaker 1: Well, and I just don't get it.
Speaker 2: These are weird, man. So there's small little half circles
Speaker 2: with some like tiger paws on the bottom. What what
Speaker 2: is that supposed to be? Like you take a fork,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Mine smells like clay, Yeah, little I
Speaker 2: smell little cinnamon. It's just I just find it a
Speaker 2: weird concept that it's frosted flakes branded, but they are
Speaker 2: not flakes.
Speaker 1: It also looks like dog food.
Speaker 2: I gotta be real. Yeah, all little peanut butter chips
Speaker 2: like you would bake with. Yeah. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you could see that on the YouTube there? Nope, did
Speaker 2: I drop one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna do? Farm Land?
Speaker 1: You should play that.
Speaker 2: I should ultra pasteurize, Andrew.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find out what that means.
Speaker 2: It's not just not just regular pasteurize, buddy, it is
Speaker 2: ultra pasteurized. You don't get any better than ultra, you
Speaker 2: know that, right. It's just like the gas grades. There's like,
Speaker 2: you know, eighty seven, eighty nine, ninety two, and.
Speaker 1: Then there's my tax bracket does not allow me.
Speaker 2: And then Soocho Snoco has ninety four, and they call
Speaker 2: that ultra because it's the most you can get.
Speaker 1: Actually, I don't need gas anymore because I have an
Speaker 1: electric car. Okay, so I haven't thought about gas prices.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not even sure if this is supposed
Speaker 2: to it meant to be a cereal, but we are
Speaker 2: eating it as a cereal because it is called frosty flakes.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, So.
Speaker 2: No, I kind of like it. It's got a great
Speaker 2: cinnamon taste. What it's a matter of it justcintegrates on
Speaker 2: your mouth and the milk. I like that.
Speaker 1: I loathe this consistency, really hate it.
Speaker 2: Just reminds me of putting a cookie and letting it
Speaker 2: soak in the milk, and it just it softens a
Speaker 2: little bit. I really like this.
Speaker 1: I dislike the consistency immensely.
Speaker 2: I love it. I love it a lot because I
Speaker 2: like that. I like when that happens. I like when
Speaker 2: a cookie gets soft in milk, but then it's so
Speaker 2: a little bit of a crunch, like the outside is soft.
Speaker 1: I just don't think I like the taste either. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna give it two bowls, right, I Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of this for some reason. I can't say
Speaker 1: for sure, but guess what, I see four bowls in
Speaker 1: the spoon.
Speaker 2: I really like it.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 2: Again. Yeah, I'm not really sure. If this is supposed
Speaker 2: to be Cereal, fine, I'll play it. Andrew, that was
Speaker 2: so loud. It's not really supposed to be a Cereal.
Speaker 2: It's a snack, Mini snacks, Crispy Cereal snacks, so it
Speaker 2: says Cereal, So I guess you can put milk in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I really do, and it's serious crispiness.
Speaker 1: I don't like the crispiness. Something about it just doesn't
Speaker 1: work for me. It's a me thing I'm big with.
Speaker 1: I don't like certain.
Speaker 2: So it's not me, it's you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll take that.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: Also, I like how just things start blocking me after
Speaker 1: a while on the show. What do you mean because
Speaker 1: when you're done with something, you just throw it in
Speaker 1: front of me. And then imagine if we did more
Speaker 1: than three cereals, it would literally be me like hit
Speaker 1: an underboxes like yeah, well.
Speaker 2: I mean my research says that they don't want to
Speaker 2: see all of you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's nice your research, yes, oh now you
Speaker 1: do surveys. I got it.
Speaker 2: Okay, thank you so much for listening. Took together on
Speaker 2: the Red Carpet Awards. I don't know, like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear like a some kind of costume.
Speaker 1: Please don't, why please don't.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna like, I'm gonna walk around with with farm
Speaker 2: their fresh dairies milk and a jug and say what's
Speaker 2: up people, And I'm gonna be pouring milk on the
Speaker 2: Red Carpet. You hand out balls and I'm gonna pour milk.
Speaker 1: Oh, my god, my can't that day?
Speaker 2: But wait, how are we gonna get farm in their
Speaker 2: fresh daies milk all the way to Texas? We have
Speaker 2: to put it wear a pin. We gotta put in
Speaker 2: a cooler bag. No, we need to milk. They don't
Speaker 2: sell it there.
Speaker 1: We have to convert Texas to use farm land.
Speaker 2: I think we do. That's a far trip for those trucks. Anyway,
Speaker 2: thank you for listening to Serial Killers. We'll keep you
Speaker 2: posted as uh, you know, things progress. This award. We'll
Speaker 2: see what happens.
Speaker 1: Root for us. Maybe we'll win. Can you imagine if
Speaker 1: we won?
Speaker 2: That'd be really cool.
Speaker 1: I would.
Speaker 2: I've already told people if I win, prepare to be
Speaker 2: sick of me with that award. I will show up
Speaker 2: places with it. I will take every picture I can
Speaker 2: with that award. Are they gonna give us some kind
Speaker 2: of artwork that we can do, yes, like like award nominated. Yes,
Speaker 2: I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: This is our Oscars.
Speaker 2: It is for podcasts, that big of adea. Those are
Speaker 2: the spoonies that we didn't do again, all right, thank
Speaker 2: you for listening. Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's so busy time.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: It's okay, I got the milk though. Oh it's okay,
Speaker 1: I got the snack packs.
Speaker 2: Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please follow us
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Speaker 2: And it's all I got, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yep, that's all we got. Thank you again so much
Speaker 1: for listening. We are now podcast Award nominated, maybe soon
Speaker 1: to be winners.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and maybe we'll see you Wednesday with a bull chat.
Speaker 1: Yes, we really need to start recording those from Maybe
Speaker 1: we need to just start recording those from home.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll see you, buddy.
Speaker 1: It would be so much easier if you could just
Speaker 1: record from home.
Speaker 2: What am I gonna use my phone? I don't have
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 1: You have a microphone.
Speaker 2: It's not ready yet.
Speaker 1: It's been two years. Get it ready, sir. I'm ready
Speaker 1: on my end. I'm just waiting on you.
Speaker 2: So I have to give your little baggies of cereal.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying for bowl chats.
Speaker 2: I don't have time for that at home, So you.
Speaker 1: Have no time for that, but you could commit twenty
Speaker 1: minutes to a serial killers dude.
Speaker 2: Once I'm home, I'm doing home things.
Speaker 1: I'm home, I'm doing home things like watching Chips.
Speaker 2: Go home and watch Chips. Bro, I don't go home yet, BRO,
Speaker 2: say Andrew Crunch, no time bro, kids bro broll yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: shut them off,