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Speaker 1: Five, eight eighty. Welcome back to the eight five Self Show.

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Speaker 1: It is your man, Carlos Miller. I am in here

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Speaker 1: with my dog name of Williams. This is our first

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Speaker 1: white man guests in here tonight. I am honest. You

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Speaker 1: should be poland will be proud. You should be you

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Speaker 1: should feel real honest. Yes, the Bay Area stand up?

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Speaker 1: How you being bro man? I'm good man. They're working hard.

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Speaker 1: Back to New York for a little while. I had

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Speaker 1: to get back to the roots. You've been listening to

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Speaker 1: the show. I've never heard in my life. Well whatever

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Speaker 1: on this show. I heard wonderful things. But I don't

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Speaker 1: even know conceptually how to because I'm gonna give me

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Speaker 1: your phone right now. I'm forty. I don't like I

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Speaker 1: don't even know how to access ship on forty Monday.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate that I do. I got good genes of Sicilian.

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Speaker 1: Those gens ain't ship. Are you talking about actual genes Sicilian?

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Speaker 1: We were black at one time, y'all. Word you got

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Speaker 1: more right here? I do have it? Okay, Well, then

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Speaker 1: don't swipe to the left if y'all don't know who

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Speaker 1: the hell I'm talking to. This is my man, name

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Speaker 1: of Williams funny as comedian, appreciate. We don't bring comedians

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Speaker 1: on this show. Who's not funny? That's black? Yeah, so

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Speaker 1: the pressure is on my nigger. Well, you know, pressure

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Speaker 1: is pressure. It's gonna come. How the hell you be

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Speaker 1: in the direction? I've been good man. Um, you know

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Speaker 1: I've been really focused. I stopped drinking. So that's why thing. Um,

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Speaker 1: you know it's it's it's a. It's a. I think

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Speaker 1: it takes away from my famousness and my success. The

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Speaker 1: quitter is never win. Ship. Yeah, but you didn't. You

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Speaker 1: got drunk. I was an asshole drunk fighting imaginary people

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Speaker 1: and ship. Anybody like you talking ship to me? I'll

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Speaker 1: beat your motherfucking yeah. You coolest, coolest fun when and

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Speaker 1: then you get drunk, You're like Ship, who you? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking to? Black uncle? When I get drunk? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Who said something? I beat your ask? You even sound

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Speaker 1: like an angry black We're in here today, though, Man,

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Speaker 1: do you know who this podcast is for? The demographic

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Speaker 1: of the audience. Yeah, people who don't come to beards

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Speaker 1: exactly this this this podcast is for white women with

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Speaker 1: black children and don't know how to do their hair,

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Speaker 1: don't know how to do. Yeah, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: shada butter is. Shade butter? Why are you going to

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Speaker 1: say it? Like I won't get some shada butter? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but this would be the perfect time for us to

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Speaker 1: go right into white people news, White people New. Let's

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Speaker 1: talk about that. It's just these are just news facts

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Speaker 1: with white well, it's I don't even know why we

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Speaker 1: call it white people news, but it's just news with

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Speaker 1: white people. Prince white News, prins, we'll talk about it.

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Speaker 1: Iggy Azalia admits to contemplate and suicide, but then she

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Speaker 1: wasn't really gonna do it if she if she admitted

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Speaker 1: to it, right. I don't like when people say they

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Speaker 1: cry for help. Yeah, don't like when people say, like

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Speaker 1: contemplating to inside his suicide attempts. Do you understand how

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Speaker 1: awesome a person you have to be to attempt suicide

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Speaker 1: and fail. You have to hate yourself after you. I

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Speaker 1: can't even do this. You can't even kill yourself, right that? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: only white people talk about killing themselves. Is you don't

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Speaker 1: kill yourself because you are a white woman with fat ass.

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Speaker 1: You are a very rare gym, and somebody appreciates you

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Speaker 1: somewhere and you know how she can hide on Holland No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know anything. Well she just go back to Australia. Well,

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Speaker 1: Prince announces that he's writing a new memoir called The

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Speaker 1: Beautiful One. It's releasing Fall two thousand seventeen. That's why

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Speaker 1: Prince is then when white people news because they know

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Speaker 1: black people don't read. That's why white people is wrong.

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Speaker 1: The Beautiful One. He's talking about his cheek bones. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: talking about his ass, Prince. I wouldn't be surprised. It's

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Speaker 1: a book of poetry, but Prince ass on the cover.

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Speaker 1: You know how he gets that would be a pop up.

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Speaker 1: But he t bag in the camera, what the fun?

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Speaker 1: It's wrong with prints? You're the first dude with ug

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Speaker 1: drawls would keep my jewels warm? Man, that's what's up man? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Man Williams, Well you know what it is. How did

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Speaker 1: you get that that is a black woman's name's name

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Speaker 1: and it's amen backwards? Was a pure coincidence? It's yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a Tibettan name. I lived in I was born

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Speaker 1: in Japan. That I lived in Nepal. I didn't come

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Speaker 1: to America till I was four. But my brother was

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Speaker 1: born in de Poul. Most of my cousins were. I

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Speaker 1: else got got sick of being Do you see how

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Speaker 1: your life started off? Interesting? This funk already for first

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Speaker 1: crazy that's white people ship. I was born in the

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Speaker 1: county hospital. You're born in New Pole. I was born

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Speaker 1: didn't want to accept me. If you're not a Japanese citizen,

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to be born in a hospital. My

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Speaker 1: mother was there illegally. She wasn't supposed to be in Japan.

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Speaker 1: So y'all just stug We stuck. Man. My father was

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Speaker 1: a drug smuggler for real. That's why you owned the shop.

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Speaker 1: This is this is the crowd, this is our audience.

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Speaker 1: We have drug smugglers who listened to this ship. I

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Speaker 1: got a lot of black features. I'm telling you, I

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Speaker 1: don't know nothing about all that. Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm just asking for the people. I love

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Speaker 1: that Oakland, California. Not raised, but I'm not boring to raise.

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Speaker 1: And so what was it like growing up? What was

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Speaker 1: it like growing up around all them gangster as niggas? Man?

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Speaker 1: I mean, it was interesting because I came from Asia

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Speaker 1: to Arizona first, and my cousin's a mix they you know,

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Speaker 1: they buy racial and they're really pretty. So they helped

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Speaker 1: keep me alive. When I first moved open, I moved

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Speaker 1: really know anything. So when I moved to Arizona, I

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Speaker 1: became a little cowboy. I listened to Kenny Rodgers where Cowboys.

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Speaker 1: That was my favorite musician. I'm only nine, I'm waring

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Speaker 1: cowboy boots and the cowboy hat. I go to a

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Speaker 1: very hard oakl Public School. First day ship beat out

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Speaker 1: of I know they beat, but do you understand that

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Speaker 1: it wasn't It wasn't about you. It was just that

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Speaker 1: that's just how the ship had to be. It had

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Speaker 1: to be. Yeah, white dude show up at the at

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Speaker 1: the public school. Twelve is fought Papa. I fought the

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Speaker 1: I fought him? And did you get in respect? That

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Speaker 1: I did? And I few gravel in his face. Was

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Speaker 1: back then we had the monkey bars. They didn't have

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Speaker 1: the monkey bars, you will get the ship, beat out

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Speaker 1: I tried to rush him. I couldn't fight yet, you know.

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Speaker 1: He beat the ship out of me. But it was

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Speaker 1: the old but he fought. He did his name. Tell

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Speaker 1: me how you got started doing commonly? Man? God, you

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Speaker 1: see this is a kind of worms. I tell people

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Speaker 1: the fake version constantly, but no, this day, the fifth South,

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Speaker 1: you gotta give us the real I had. Um, I was,

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Speaker 1: was locked up from seventeen to twenty five. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: mean I was. I was sucking up at that time.

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Speaker 1: I was doing crazy ship and I was. Actually I

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Speaker 1: actually prom hour lockdown and that's what it is, the

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Speaker 1: fresh off actually had gotten a riot against the whites

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Speaker 1: on the side of the Muslims. That's what the whoa.

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Speaker 1: Muslim That ain't so you on the side with the

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Speaker 1: Muslim It wasn't intentional that there was a group called

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Speaker 1: Answer on Mohammed's which was the Helpers of Mohammed. They

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Speaker 1: Um were joining that, but they were still my folks

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Speaker 1: buck fifties. They started slicing black dudes faces. You don't

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Speaker 1: that slice, Yeah, that's a buck fifty. So they was,

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Speaker 1: program and um I was on modified program. Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: doing crazy stuff like peeing in my food like people, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So they let the workers come out, the arians come

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Speaker 1: he found out what the guards were doing to me

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Speaker 1: on on the Shoe program. Um and said, man, bring

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Speaker 1: for like thirty days and no problems, um and And

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Speaker 1: a Phase three and a Phase three got zoom zooms

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Speaker 1: and waym waams, noodles, cookies, cookies, all that goodiest thirteen

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Speaker 1: straight Lace. He was a rapper. He got a record

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Speaker 1: deal from the streets, ended up going back for beating

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Speaker 1: he was he was nice. So he they were having

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Speaker 1: I said, I want to beat I want to watch

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Speaker 1: the town show. They said, the only way you're gonna

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Speaker 1: down for the town show. It was me a Scarry

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Speaker 1: X who was an Oakland legend. He was locked up

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Speaker 1: with me during the time and they were doing a

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Speaker 1: fallacy everybody out there. If you're convicted on you can vote.

425
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:07,719
Speaker 1: I personally voted for Obama twice. You cannot vote them right,

426
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:09,840
Speaker 1: and you don't even have to do anything to get

427
00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:12,120
Speaker 1: it back right. These are lies they tell you because

428
00:20:12,119 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 1: people don't want to investigating Black folks don't want to

429
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:16,560
Speaker 1: actually research the ships. It's mostly the lies spread the

430
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,119
Speaker 1: black people so they feel like I'm a felon, I

431
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:22,760
Speaker 1: can't vote. Life is hopeless. You can vote, of thank you.

432
00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:24,919
Speaker 1: You can get a passport, you can travel. I was

433
00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:26,840
Speaker 1: on a military base with Bill Clinton while he was

434
00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:29,560
Speaker 1: there for for a g S summit and me and

435
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm a convicted felon. But you can do a lot

436
00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,200
Speaker 1: more than you think you can. I don't have clemency.

437
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:38,000
Speaker 1: I was not exonerated. My record was not absolved. You

438
00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,840
Speaker 1: can you can vote, you can get a passport, you

439
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:41,360
Speaker 1: can travel, you can do a whole lot of things.

440
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,800
Speaker 1: The only thing you cannot do is work for the government.

441
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 1: And you probably can get fired from a job. They've

442
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,199
Speaker 1: never fired me for being a felone. They fired me

443
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:51,880
Speaker 1: for lying about that ship to that too. Why don't

444
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,440
Speaker 1: you just tell us because you aren't gonna hire you

445
00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:58,560
Speaker 1: weren't lose. Lose situation another one of the white man's tricks.

446
00:20:58,640 --> 00:21:00,840
Speaker 1: White man's trick, try to keep you down. But you know,

447
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm glad you here because they think I'm crazy when

448
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:06,159
Speaker 1: I tell them the white man got a bunch of tricks.

449
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:08,399
Speaker 1: And then you're a white man and he even broke

450
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:12,320
Speaker 1: you off. The reality is, you know, told you all

451
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:14,679
Speaker 1: that wasn't crazy. The white man got some tricks, and

452
00:21:14,760 --> 00:21:16,760
Speaker 1: a black man in America is like being in an

453
00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:19,159
Speaker 1: elaborate trick that the whole country is playing on you.

454
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,440
Speaker 1: But see, this is the whole thing that I'm glad

455
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:23,959
Speaker 1: he here, this mother thing just like me. But then

456
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:26,080
Speaker 1: I also understand white privilege. I get treated a lot

457
00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:28,560
Speaker 1: better than you and you better say that ship to

458
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,840
Speaker 1: the camera. That is very real. And I get angry

459
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,679
Speaker 1: at white. If you don't admit that white privilege exists,

460
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,560
Speaker 1: you probably are racist. You probably are racist because I mean,

461
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 1: I know some of the benefits of white privilege. Well

462
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:44,440
Speaker 1: I tell you that the baseline benefits. You don't walk

463
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,919
Speaker 1: down the street feeling like a criminal. You don't feel

464
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:50,440
Speaker 1: you know, categorized automatically. That's why black people on edge

465
00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:52,359
Speaker 1: a lot, because you know you're constantly being picked that

466
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be angry too. So you know, like black

467
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,920
Speaker 1: black folks will mug you a lot. They're gonna stare

468
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 1: at You're gonna be mean because they getting picked on

469
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,560
Speaker 1: the damn time. Now, I don't get sweated for things

470
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:04,640
Speaker 1: that I see black people get sweated for. I don't

471
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 1: get tickets sometimes I don't get pulled over if the

472
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 1: the retail, Like if I go to a store, the

473
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 1: response I get in the respect I get is more

474
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:16,199
Speaker 1: than you would get. And it's ridiculous. And you know what,

475
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:19,199
Speaker 1: because we've we've been the ship together and we're like,

476
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,399
Speaker 1: hold the funk up, Like it's like they we're shooting

477
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 1: a sketch for um. Well, the D Boys that day.

478
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,280
Speaker 1: That day, we're shooting this thing called D Boys with

479
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 1: Shaun Larks, hilarious, hilarious project we are working on as

480
00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: funny as hell. So we're doing a scene and a

481
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,960
Speaker 1: cop pulls up and you know, he just sees a

482
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 1: whole bunch of black folks and his facial expression is

483
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,480
Speaker 1: of distress and anger. He was like, yeah, just show

484
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: that's over. That white boy moved out the way, and

485
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 1: as kind of as a joke, you know, I walked

486
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,399
Speaker 1: over to him with the white voice and he let

487
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,720
Speaker 1: us continue filming and wasn't. I said, excuse me, officer,

488
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 1: IM sorry, were shooting a project. This is mostly a

489
00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: school project. It's a college film I'm working on. And

490
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,600
Speaker 1: he just assumed I gathered all these black people together

491
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: to put the project together, assumed I was the executive

492
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,439
Speaker 1: producers and when I'm just they're doing free ship for

493
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 1: other people, for black people. I was the start of

494
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,040
Speaker 1: the ship. Thank you. But the police looked at me,

495
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,320
Speaker 1: heard what I had to say, and left and said, okay,

496
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,119
Speaker 1: well you guys just don't stay here too long and

497
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:16,639
Speaker 1: if anyone complains, just you know, wrap it up. But

498
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,480
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the reality of white privilege is

499
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:24,080
Speaker 1: very institutionalized. It's it's you know you, it's a daily thing.

500
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,960
Speaker 1: When you get grinded on every day, you know, it

501
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: starts to stress you out. And I don't have that

502
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: stress walking down the street. I don't personally have that.

503
00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: And even though we walk down the street, I'm a

504
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 1: convicted felon, you are a damn fireman. You are a

505
00:23:36,119 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: more honorable citizen in America than I am. But I

506
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: would still get the the visual privilege. Um, I'm I'm

507
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:54,720
Speaker 1: just glad I get it. I mean, he's motherfucker. It

508
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:57,320
Speaker 1: pisces me off from from from my black friends, but

509
00:23:57,359 --> 00:23:59,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm gonna take advantage of it. I'm

510
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,320
Speaker 1: telling you right now, how do you feel about Did

511
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,920
Speaker 1: you see this? That Damn Daniel ship, Damn Daniel back

512
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 1: out of it again with the white Vans. I know

513
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: that went viral so quick. When I saw it, I

514
00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: knew it would and I don't know how. It's almost

515
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,399
Speaker 1: like the dude I saw. I saw the episode with

516
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 1: the dude cried on intervention. Nah. The second I saw it,

517
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 1: I said, that's about to go viral, and it's just

518
00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: it's it's if if you want to watch it over

519
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:26,920
Speaker 1: three times. It's about to go viral. If you watch

520
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: something and it makes you go, I don't even watch

521
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 1: that again, it's gonna make it's probably go viral. I

522
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:33,159
Speaker 1: think they got it went a little too viral. Like

523
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: I didn't think, Damn Daniel was that Damn. I didn't

524
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 1: think it was that. I didn't think it was it

525
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: was the dude's voice, Damn Daniel. It might have been

526
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 1: a little awfoo. Yeah, And then Daniel almost looked like

527
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: it almost looked like I was like the dude was

528
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,439
Speaker 1: catching bigfoot. Like Daniel didn't want to be filmed. He

529
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,000
Speaker 1: was like, bro, who are you? That's what made it

530
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: funny because look like this dude was stalking Daniel and

531
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,880
Speaker 1: just like, damn Daniel, you're back out of the gain.

532
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,960
Speaker 1: And that made it funny. But yeah, I mean, you

533
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,040
Speaker 1: never know what's gonna blow on. And I need to

534
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 1: get my social Russian social media dropping Ema Williams any

535
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 1: m A W I L I A M S. But

536
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 1: I'm locked out of Twitter for a while. What happened?

537
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: You've always got to do some ship man? Well, I mean,

538
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: my I gotta lying. You're lying? What happened? I live

539
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:28,000
Speaker 1: with live. I live with a black woman. So um,

540
00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: she found your ship. She go, I gotta I gotta

541
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,280
Speaker 1: change my past codes like it's it's launch codes, Like

542
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,920
Speaker 1: I gotta keep changing my passwords all the time because

543
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:38,760
Speaker 1: she will get in there and do weird and thing. Well,

544
00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,800
Speaker 1: you know, I always used you as the barometer, So

545
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: you gotta give me some insight, Like what do you

546
00:25:42,840 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: what's the difference for you dating a black woman and

547
00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: a white woman. I've never dated a white woman. Well

548
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,399
Speaker 1: that's the difference. That's the difference. I've I've never dated

549
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: anybody but black woman. What's so you've never sucked the

550
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,560
Speaker 1: pink nipple before I didn't say I've never slept with Oh,

551
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: I've just never racist. You don't like white women. I

552
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,919
Speaker 1: love white woman. My mother's white. But the thing is

553
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:06,600
Speaker 1: it has nothing to do it is the thing. This

554
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,040
Speaker 1: is the thing. It has nothing to do with with race,

555
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 1: because I just like my mother's dark. You know my mother,

556
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 1: well she's Sicilian. And you know, I'm the only person

557
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: in my family that looks like me, blond hair, blue eyes.

558
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: I'm the only one looks like Everyone in my family

559
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:26,640
Speaker 1: looks very Sicilian, very Sicilian, like dark curly, dark hair,

560
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 1: dark features short. I thought you're about to say dark

561
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:33,240
Speaker 1: curly feet. I was like, what the curly feet kind

562
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,000
Speaker 1: of family. So my mother's like, in my opinion, she's

563
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 1: I'm not attracted to the blond hair, blue eyed American

564
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:41,480
Speaker 1: ideal of what is pretty. For some reason, I like

565
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 1: dark women. So yeah, I don't care if you um Spanish,

566
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: I don't care if you Puerto Rican, I don't care

567
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,399
Speaker 1: if you Filipino. I just I think Caruci is fine

568
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: as hell. I don't about none of it. All you

569
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,640
Speaker 1: gotta do is be a laugh just be a lack

570
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: and you gotta make me laugh. Yeah, look good as

571
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,040
Speaker 1: fuck made me laughing. That's what it is. You know.

572
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: You gotta be able to have that. That exchange is funny.

573
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:07,720
Speaker 1: My girl said, because I burned my eyebrows off with

574
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,520
Speaker 1: just for men. Why would you do that? Because I

575
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 1: was getting gray everywhere, But then I just figured I

576
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 1: got some gray here. I just used what's left over

577
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:19,359
Speaker 1: boop and ended up burning them completely off, And she

578
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,920
Speaker 1: said it's the first thing. She said. I was pissed.

579
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: I was getting emotional, and she said, well, you weren't

580
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 1: supposed to use that product. It's just for man. So

581
00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,679
Speaker 1: that's it's funny to me. And I said, what your

582
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: brass eyes, it's just for man. So we can back

583
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: and forth. Because she got you got the little titties,

584
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 1: you got little I love them. I like the nipples.

585
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,200
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the women, little titties with little

586
00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:39,520
Speaker 1: aggressive nipples. I don't care about the titties. I care

587
00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: about the nipple. You don't. You gotta treat a little

588
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: nipple like an iPod touch you gotta How do you go?

589
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 1: Little titty women? Be man? They will fight so quick.

590
00:27:50,800 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: Fuck you, like, what are you so angry? I know

591
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,320
Speaker 1: big titty women are happy. They bounced. What would you

592
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,080
Speaker 1: do if Donald Trump actually became the president. People always

593
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: keep saying they're gonna leave, and they leave in the

594
00:28:01,359 --> 00:28:03,119
Speaker 1: funny thing is everyone time about leaving the country. You

595
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 1: can't afford to leave Fulton County. It's free to vote, vote,

596
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: But the thing is our votes don't even really matter,

597
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 1: especially when it comes to this delegate game. You know

598
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: what I mean? Then and the super delegates blah blah blah.

599
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,359
Speaker 1: I'm want to break down with the electoral colleges. But

600
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,439
Speaker 1: right now it's just about who is gonna be running

601
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:24,280
Speaker 1: in the primaries as the Republican candidate, and we do

602
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 1: not want Trump in there. But I think it's all

603
00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,720
Speaker 1: a red herring effect. And what that means is they,

604
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: for the people out there, don't know what red herring is.

605
00:28:29,520 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 1: That's a political term. They try to distract you with

606
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,679
Speaker 1: something so you don't pay attention it what's really going on.

607
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: And the whole vibe is anybody but Trump? So are

608
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 1: you're gonna be happy with anybody? To grant it's not Trump?

609
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,200
Speaker 1: I'm voting for Barack Obama again. I'm gonna vote on two.

610
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,720
Speaker 1: I'm gonna write it right on the ballot. I'm gonna

611
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:46,800
Speaker 1: write a check one more And that should be the slogan,

612
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:50,080
Speaker 1: Barack Obama one more game, one more game. I'm with it,

613
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 1: Barack Obama, one more again, twin and twining, Barack Obama,

614
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: one more gain. Let's get into some comedy game before

615
00:28:56,040 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 1: we get the funk out of here. So, like, your

616
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: first TV spot was kind you? What was your favorite

617
00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: TV spot at all the ones you've had, Martin Lawrence,

618
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: First Amendment? Why is that? I don't know, man, I

619
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,920
Speaker 1: just had a ball I just I just I like

620
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:10,960
Speaker 1: to say but then I did. There was one season

621
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: a common View that I had a white shirt that

622
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 1: said white boy on it and I was only supposed

623
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: to do a guest spot, and um, I was supposed

624
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: to do four Sorry, I was supposed to do four minutes,

625
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: and um I was wrong going so hard they let

626
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 1: me go fifteen minutes and aired the whole fifteen minutes.

627
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,160
Speaker 1: So I was just like that was you know, But

628
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: then I bombed the next episode of common View, the

629
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 1: next two spots because you gave them all that gave

630
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: gave away all my good stuff. But I didn't want

631
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: to turn down the money. So there was like, you

632
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: want to do club Comic View in l A with

633
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,080
Speaker 1: a with a staged audience. I was like, you guys

634
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: paying the because they weren't always playing the after prices.

635
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:42,520
Speaker 1: They used to give us a hundred fifty dollars. We

636
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: had to pay for our own travel and hotel and

637
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: we wouldn't lose money to do common View. I mean

638
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: I remember I remember sharing a hotel room with Shouty

639
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: Shelty and four of the comics doing one of our

640
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: seasons of Comic View because we weren't making nothing. But

641
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:56,960
Speaker 1: then they started giving US fourteen hundred dollars because that's

642
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: what after demanded. So when they started, when they did

643
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: the club common Views, that did three seasons of common

644
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 1: View with absolutely no material. Damn, I just needed money,

645
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,360
Speaker 1: so I did. I did seven tapings of common View,

646
00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: seven tapes of Confew and then White Boys in the

647
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:15,480
Speaker 1: Hood was good. I enjoyed that, um laughing, pelusive bad

648
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 1: boys of comedy. I've done a lot of ship. Yeah,

649
00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:19,959
Speaker 1: you had, That's what I'm saying. You've you've been around

650
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: I've done a lot of ship. You've been around him

651
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 1: man in the game. In the game, and I tore

652
00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: up a cat, which, yeah, how was that? Cats an

653
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,560
Speaker 1: interesting fellow, And I have nothing bad to say about Cats.

654
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: I've known a Cat a long time because he basically

655
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,760
Speaker 1: got his start in Oakland, and I knew when he

656
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 1: was Cat in the Hat, and I thought we was

657
00:30:35,920 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: really cool. Like I used to see Cat in l

658
00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: A and he used to like embrace me, like come

659
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 1: over here, and you know, hugged me up and buying

660
00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,440
Speaker 1: me ship, you know, And I thought he was like

661
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 1: really cool when I hadn't seen him for years. And

662
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 1: then when I was on the tour, it was almost

663
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: like he didn't even know who I was, and he

664
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: was very sensitive. And I accidentally made a joke about

665
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 1: a pinky ring and I think it's set him off

666
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: and he got really piste and like slammed his briefcakes

667
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: closed and bounced out. And I'm not in any way

668
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: talking crap about cat because he took care of me

669
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:03,560
Speaker 1: financially the whole time. You know, he can break you

670
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:05,840
Speaker 1: off something extra. He's a good dude to snatch you

671
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,640
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, puts you on the show. He got

672
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 1: a great heart. But he's in conflict with his own

673
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: brain and whatever's going on with him, whether it's the Illuminati,

674
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: whatever it is, that's that's causing him distress. It's making

675
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 1: him hard to deal with his own emotions. And you know,

676
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:22,960
Speaker 1: he just he need an outlet. And I mean, I'm

677
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,360
Speaker 1: I'm in by no means a psychologist, So I'm not

678
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,479
Speaker 1: gonna try to break that man down. And he's extremely talented.

679
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: He's got a good heart, That's all I can say.

680
00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: So I hope for the best for him. If he

681
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: needs help, I hope he gets it, that's all. You know. Yeah,

682
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,280
Speaker 1: but that's been a everybody who's been coming through lately

683
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,760
Speaker 1: don't see everybody giving the you know a lot of

684
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,400
Speaker 1: people reaching out to him. I guess, yeah, well yeah,

685
00:31:43,440 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: I mean because it's just man, it's it's kind of

686
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 1: crazy and exactly what Dona was say, who's going to

687
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: start a fight with with Kevin Hart? You're the sweetest

688
00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: man alive. Sweet is like a smurf, He's I mean,

689
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 1: I really feel like he could grant wishes for you

690
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:01,720
Speaker 1: and sprinkle some ship on him, like even games would

691
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: be like yo, Kevin Hard a sweet ass dude, man,

692
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: Kevin Hard nice is here. When I look at Kevin,

693
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:13,000
Speaker 1: I feel warmth. What But that's the type of dude.

694
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: Is he a good dude? And he's a good He's

695
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: really a good dude. Man. He's always been cool and

696
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: he's not He's not arrogant at all. He's not Hollywood.

697
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 1: He just grinds. He grinds, and he's funny. He really

698
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: is a funny dude. So so what can we expect

699
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,880
Speaker 1: from you? Man? What are you working to him? Like? Um?

700
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,640
Speaker 1: I well, you know, just stand up. I'm trying to

701
00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: get back. You know, I had to take a couple

702
00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: of years off. I guess I got sick for a

703
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: while I had I was undiagnosed, misdiagnosed, and they thought

704
00:32:39,520 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: I had something else. But I had lime disease. Somebody

705
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: got to make a movie about your I had lime disease,

706
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,239
Speaker 1: which is you get bit by a tick, and there

707
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:49,160
Speaker 1: was misdiagnosed. I was living in New York and I

708
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:51,280
Speaker 1: got bit in California, and they had no concept of

709
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,200
Speaker 1: what this is. But then my mother had a picture

710
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 1: and she saw the bite used to go get tested

711
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: for lime disease. So I was sick for a year,

712
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: and they were giving me the wrong medication, making it

713
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:00,200
Speaker 1: worse and worse. So then I got to a point

714
00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: where I couldn't walk, I couldn't open bottles, I couldn't

715
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: wipe my booty. Damn. I was Yeah, I was getting

716
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: so sick. But then all they had to do was

717
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,320
Speaker 1: give me an antibiotic drip and I was like, within

718
00:33:09,360 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks, I was healed. But then it

719
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: took years to recover. So now I'm just like getting

720
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 1: back on the scene, trying to work and trying to

721
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,360
Speaker 1: be funny. I never stopped doing stand up. I would

722
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: hobble in the comedy clubs on crutches and still you know,

723
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:23,360
Speaker 1: get on stage, you know, so what do you? What

724
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,560
Speaker 1: do you? What keeps you going? Man? You've been You've

725
00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:27,960
Speaker 1: been through so much ship, You've been to jail, eating

726
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: zoom zooms and wills, telling jokes in your draws at

727
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: the Talent show. Um, fucking on the road with Cat

728
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: Williams comic view for a hundred and fifty dollars, back

729
00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: and forth, jumping on spirit, flights and ship like, what

730
00:33:42,920 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 1: what keeps like as a comedian? What keeps you going? Bro? Well,

731
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: every day is a blessing. I was supposed to do life.

732
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean I was originally Um, I was convicted with

733
00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: a mandatory centers of twenty nine of life. So I'm

734
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: supposed to be serving a life sentence. Hey, get some

735
00:33:58,200 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: pussy to day. Just just I was supposed to be

736
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,040
Speaker 1: servant the like super right. Um, but you know, by

737
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:06,160
Speaker 1: the grace of God and by you know, a wonderful

738
00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: judge named Marty Jenkins, I was. I was sentenced to

739
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 1: a lot less time, with contingency that I would do

740
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,680
Speaker 1: one year to life for the rest of my life

741
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,440
Speaker 1: if at twenty five they decided I was not amenable

742
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 1: to be amongst society, so I was never guaranteed to

743
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 1: ever get out. So you look at this ship like

744
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: a second chance and everything is beautiful, man, everything, it's

745
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: just blessing to be alive. He is man because life

746
00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:32,879
Speaker 1: is short and short shortness, fuck shorts. Enjoy it. Man.

747
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,319
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean be irresponsible and don't you know, do

748
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 1: some dumb ship. It means embraced the beauty, the simple beauties, damnit.

749
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:42,320
Speaker 1: And I'm a Buddhist, so that makes me feel always

750
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: that Buddhist life, Like you can smoke a weed to

751
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 1: be a Buddhist. When we was in London that later

752
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:49,000
Speaker 1: tried to say smoked their weed in the hotel and

753
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: I didn't. It was as strong as fun and she

754
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 1: was like someone was smoking in the hotels, but we

755
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 1: think it was you. I was like, no, I smoked

756
00:34:56,719 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: my weed outside and she was like, oh, I can't

757
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: believe you admitted that. And he came out and he

758
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,920
Speaker 1: was like, new one would ever admit to smoking deweed?

759
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: I had said so, and just gool. Next second he

760
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: was like, man, I got to weed in my pocket

761
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: right now. You probably smell that. That's what I have.

762
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: And he was so real about they couldn't really be passed.

763
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: But they're so proper. You know, he didn't blow you

764
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:21,759
Speaker 1: think you should have been smoking in the room. We

765
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: don't want to have to charge you. That was That

766
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: was a fun trip. I went nuts on that trip.

767
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: I got stuck there for a week. You did you again?

768
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 1: You got robbed and ship I was unconscious when I

769
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: got robbed, though Nima come, he was like, los, I'm

770
00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 1: still over here. This was a week later, like we

771
00:35:37,239 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: went to London and this, and Sho did like a

772
00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:41,960
Speaker 1: week we're gonna have in London and then he just stayed.

773
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: He was like they called me. He's like, man, I

774
00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,320
Speaker 1: got robbed. I don't know how gonna get on. What

775
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 1: happened is I woke up to getting kicked and punched

776
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,240
Speaker 1: and um they were had my my passport and a wallet,

777
00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: and I had all my money in a wallet from

778
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: the show, and all I cared about was that passport.

779
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: So there were too many people for me to fight him.

780
00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: I just was like, passport, give me the past sport.

781
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 1: That's all I cared about. So I was trying. Sorry,

782
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 1: I was trying to like fight people, but also all

783
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: I cared about was I want that passport. I'm not

784
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:08,360
Speaker 1: getting stuck here forever. So I got my passport, but

785
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: they got my money there and they bounced out, so

786
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: then I had to figure out how to get home.

787
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,520
Speaker 1: So I was kind of stuck on the streets of

788
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,400
Speaker 1: London for a week, and I was I was too

789
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: proud to contact comics. I lived on the streets of

790
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:22,439
Speaker 1: London for a week with no money. That's crazy white

791
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: people ship. Man, tell me some more crazy white people

792
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,400
Speaker 1: ship you do before we live, man, because I know you, like,

793
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 1: I know you're from the hood and all that, But

794
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: I catch you doing some white dude ships. Yeah, there's

795
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 1: still some some some white some some white side of me. Yeah,

796
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,799
Speaker 1: um Man, I don't know, man, I do I do

797
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,319
Speaker 1: extreme ship? Why do white people spit so much? Man?

798
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 1: I guess we have stronger salivary glands the further you

799
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,520
Speaker 1: get from the original, Man, I got so many white

800
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:53,479
Speaker 1: people tell me about macaroni salad. What is this ship? Well,

801
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 1: it's it's just something they stole from Italian culture. You know,

802
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 1: that's a that's a cold pasta salad, and that's that's originally.

803
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,799
Speaker 1: Don't even the white people added maynnaise in it, because

804
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 1: white people mayonnaise and everything and it had some mannais

805
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 1: it will make it a pasta salad? Let me ask

806
00:37:06,960 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: you this, why white dudes we're shorts that are so short? Um,

807
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: you know, I can't answer that because the cockprint is important.

808
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: I suppose gonna cockprint. Bro gotta expose the cock print.

809
00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,800
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. I do All white people

810
00:37:20,800 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: wait until they get married to have kids. See you're

811
00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 1: asking questions. Black people don't wait till we get married

812
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:32,719
Speaker 1: to have kids. Who gonna be in the wedding? He's

813
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: still you gotta realize even growing up, I didn't really

814
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:40,360
Speaker 1: grow up with a white family. Because this is for

815
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: the listeners, how important is having a black friend? Oh? Man,

816
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:48,399
Speaker 1: you gotta but you gotta be a I'm I'm gonna

817
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: tell you story. I'm gonna tell your story. I was

818
00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: catching I was catching a megabus to New York one time,

819
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: and this dude was this black dude got on the

820
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:56,319
Speaker 1: But he don't know me, he don't nothing about me.

821
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 1: But just by appearance, I could be a cop. I

822
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:00,080
Speaker 1: could be anything. He's just down next to music. A me.

823
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:03,760
Speaker 1: Did the dogs be coming on here? And I said,

824
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: I said, I said, I don't. I don't I don't

825
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 1: really know. I've seen it like once or twice. He's

826
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: out that okay, because I got weight down, star, I

827
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:11,360
Speaker 1: got weight in in in in my case, down and

828
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 1: down in the bottom. I said, you carrying weight and

829
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: instantly I said, I don't trust you. I don't believe

830
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:18,080
Speaker 1: you because why why would this black dude trust a

831
00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,319
Speaker 1: random white person. I mean my black friends to not

832
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:23,320
Speaker 1: trust random white people and have some game about themselves.

833
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,839
Speaker 1: Pull yourself together, young man, You're not supposed to trust me.

834
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 1: I'm not supposed to trust me. Let me ask you this,

835
00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:34,399
Speaker 1: out of a one year, twelve months in the year right,

836
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 1: how many times in a year do you get accused

837
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: of being a cup? Oh? Man? I used it to

838
00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: my advantage. Man, when I first moved to bed Sty,

839
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,360
Speaker 1: and I moved to New York before Brooklyn became the

840
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,520
Speaker 1: new Manhattan, and it was still bucked there. It was

841
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 1: still while I lived right where you see videos a

842
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 1: Bigie rapping and ship right on faulting. I just live

843
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,200
Speaker 1: around the corner from that place. He's always in front

844
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:54,280
Speaker 1: of right and Kingston Troop train station right on Faulting.

845
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,480
Speaker 1: So I lived there when I first got there, and

846
00:38:56,719 --> 00:38:59,880
Speaker 1: you know, I'm I'm I'm well versed in the hood,

847
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: so but I'm not necessarily like a tough dude, but

848
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: I know how to survive. So I spread a rumor

849
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:08,120
Speaker 1: to a crackhead that I was I was undercover DT

850
00:39:08,560 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: a cop, and she told everybody, and I would walk

851
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 1: down the street and thus be like, Yo, what's up, officer.

852
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 1: I'd like, how you guys doing a good day? I

853
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,640
Speaker 1: used to my advantage. You gotta survive. Can you give

854
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: some of my white audience, some of my white listens

855
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,439
Speaker 1: some survival tips that how to survive in the hood,

856
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:30,000
Speaker 1: just in case they accidentally stumbled upon the hood? What

857
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,520
Speaker 1: are some survival tips that you can give him to

858
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: sivive if you don't look like a cop, act like

859
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 1: you crazy at ship because black people don't want to

860
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,439
Speaker 1: do you ever see these it was just a prank

861
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: bro videos and the dudes be ready to fight, but

862
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:44,200
Speaker 1: if they pulled down the pens, did you see black

863
00:39:44,239 --> 00:39:46,040
Speaker 1: dudes like, no, I don't want to fight because they

864
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 1: don't want to. Did you see the one where the

865
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: dude ran up on the one black dude and he

866
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: started shooting. He was like, dude, it's the prank it's

867
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:56,080
Speaker 1: the he was like. He was like, it's a prank.

868
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,440
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah for YouTube, Well she follow me on YouTube?

869
00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: To my did you see that one he was shooting

870
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:07,279
Speaker 1: like wow, He's like, oh, follow me on YouTube? Did

871
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: you see the dudes that were getting sentenced in the

872
00:40:09,719 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: court and it was being filmed and the dude asked

873
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 1: the cameras, oh, man, follow me on Instagram, Snapchat. It's

874
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 1: that little dead bodies real. I've got inmates from from that.

875
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: I knew from jail that they're hitting me up on Facebook.

876
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,279
Speaker 1: I'm like, how are you on Facebook? Bro? They got

877
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: Facebook in there, they got self phone, but they got

878
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,680
Speaker 1: pictures with good lighting and good lighting. They're taking selfies.

879
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 1: How are you taking a selfie? See? I was I

880
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 1: was locked up before the internet. Yeah, y'all didn't get

881
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 1: to post y'all pictures. I didn't know. I did not

882
00:40:46,960 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 1: know that they could have that much fucking commisary. I

883
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:52,360
Speaker 1: saw this one dude post the picture he had noodles

884
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,600
Speaker 1: to the sailing, big bags of chips. Well, that's that's

885
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:58,200
Speaker 1: like your types of ship. It's it's like you the

886
00:40:58,200 --> 00:40:59,840
Speaker 1: man if you can do that, because you're only allowed

887
00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 1: to purchase a certain amount he had shipped to us.

888
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,880
Speaker 1: It means you're taking it from somebody, or you're selling

889
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000
Speaker 1: something to get something from somebody, you know, and surviving

890
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: when jail was not always about toughness. It's toughness, it's

891
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: about how beneficial you are. Like, there were a lot

892
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,080
Speaker 1: of dudes in there that could whoop the ship out

893
00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: of me, But I was a beneficial person and I

894
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 1: wouldn't know punk I would fight you, you you know, but

895
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:21,959
Speaker 1: I mean I got I got a broken nose, broken jaw,

896
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,960
Speaker 1: broken cheekbone. I fought a lot, but you know, I

897
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: wasn't liking there. You know, I came out with everything intact. Yeah,

898
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 1: in the back of everyone's mind. Really, they looked at you, like, so,

899
00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: were you okay? My mother asked me that visiting one time,

900
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: I had a black guy my lipples bust, he said,

901
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: how She said, listen to Nema. I just want to

902
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: know if you're okay. And I said, Mom, ain't nobody

903
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 1: fucking me? She said, that's the name of body man,

904
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: that's anything else. You want to hear him before we

905
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: get the funk up out of him. Man, Because you know,

906
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: this is the eighty five South Show. This is a

907
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 1: podcast for niggas who don't know what a podcast is

908
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 1: beautiful And this is somebody probably in in in prison

909
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:14,359
Speaker 1: listening to this ship wouldn't be surprised. Man, shout out

910
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 1: to all the homes who ain't ever coming home ever.

911
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: I got a few of them never coming home. Um,

912
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: I know you're saying. Man. You know I've lived a

913
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 1: lot of places. I moved a lot because I got

914
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,600
Speaker 1: a wrestle spirit. I lived in l A. I lived

915
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,879
Speaker 1: in New York, and now I'm here in Atlanta, and uh,

916
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 1: this is the most comfortable I've ever felt living somewhere.

917
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 1: And you know, Atlanta is one of those places that

918
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 1: you just can't I mean, last time I came back

919
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,880
Speaker 1: for the first time in probably fifteen years, I felt like,

920
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,000
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm home. When I arrived at the

921
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 1: airport and you see the little picture with the with

922
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:43,840
Speaker 1: the sprinkler system and a little girl, I was like,

923
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm home. I never felt like that

924
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: going back in l A or New York. And you

925
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: know it's the country. Cool. You know, you know what

926
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. I don't like the rednext. You know

927
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: what we're gonna do after this We're going to get

928
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 1: some zoom zo zoom zooms and way work. You want

929
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 1: to see some real written. That's what they are scaring men.

930
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: Why because they're hood niggas got a lot in coming.

931
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:09,520
Speaker 1: They both love they both love dogs. Okay, I'm gonna

932
00:43:09,560 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: tell you why I'm afraid of rednecks because it takes

933
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: away my element of It takes away my most vital

934
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 1: weapon against white people. A White people are afraid of

935
00:43:18,320 --> 00:43:20,840
Speaker 1: black people in the hood. Why we didn't do ship

936
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:25,560
Speaker 1: to you? Why that's so scared? Jump off you cuntains.

937
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 1: Fun with tigers, but stick your head in the alligator's mouth.

938
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: But you're scared of niggas. Fun wrong with y'all? Fear

939
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: of the unknown. But you know me. But normal white

940
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:38,080
Speaker 1: people are afraid if you act hood like if you

941
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: coming and I'll fuck you up, dude, they buddy, but

942
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,279
Speaker 1: that's not an act. We really, it's true, And they

943
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: assume I would. The red Knicks don't give a shit

944
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:46,759
Speaker 1: about that. I tell her, now, fuck you up, do it.

945
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: You're gonna suck me up. But I put my god

946
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 1: your foot in your hands. Wow, Like they don't give

947
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:54,640
Speaker 1: a shit about They don't give a ghetto pass. They

948
00:43:54,680 --> 00:43:58,279
Speaker 1: gotta goddamn twelve games next. Do not get that you

949
00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: don't do something when you tighten your ass up and

950
00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,040
Speaker 1: do it. This this is a this is a true story.

951
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:04,440
Speaker 1: I tell this one last story real quick because I

952
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,279
Speaker 1: don't I didn't want to fight this dude. I got

953
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: into an argument with a redneck. I was driving and

954
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:10,200
Speaker 1: I pulled. I kind of cut him off, and he

955
00:44:10,239 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 1: was in a truck. He haunked too many times, so

956
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 1: I got aggressive, role fuck you, and so he said, oh,

957
00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:18,799
Speaker 1: fuck me, and he yet pissed his veins, was going,

958
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: you got sick, mat And I pulled into a pocket

959
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: lit he pulls up next to me, and at first

960
00:44:24,680 --> 00:44:26,439
Speaker 1: I'm like, man, I'm gonna beat this dude's ass because

961
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: I had I had a bat in the back. I

962
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna get beat the breaks off this fool.

963
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: Because he was he was older, he didn't look out

964
00:44:32,120 --> 00:44:33,919
Speaker 1: of shape. I didn't see there was a passenger. Maybe

965
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,719
Speaker 1: he was a nephew, maybe his son. I don't know

966
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 1: who it was. But the dude is about four and

967
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 1: seventy pounds a fact muscle dude got out the car.

968
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: He said, you're gonna what you're gonna do buddy. You

969
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,719
Speaker 1: flipped my bird and I was just I had to

970
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 1: think I lived this really happened. I said, why would

971
00:44:46,960 --> 00:44:48,680
Speaker 1: I flip you the bird when I was in the wrong.

972
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 1: I was trying to say sorry, and he bought it. Pussy,

973
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,280
Speaker 1: he bought it. Yeah. I don't gonna fight them, pussy.

974
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 1: You gotta be smarter. They had guns. I wouldn't try

975
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: a pussy. I bet you damn crazy motherfucker. Even for

976
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: pulling over man, white people following you, I was ready

977
00:45:07,719 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: to fight, man. I felt like fighting, you're gonna pull

978
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: That's what one thing I did know this about white people,

979
00:45:12,560 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 1: y'all playing, y'all fighting. You ever see like two drunk

980
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:17,839
Speaker 1: dudes at the bar and they started questioning each other, Dude,

981
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:21,239
Speaker 1: what the funk's your problem? Bro? What the funk's your problem? Man?

982
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: Do you want me to kick your ass? Bro? Playing it?

983
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: Who the funk says that? Do you want me to

984
00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: kick your ass? That's why that's why black Yeah, man,

985
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,120
Speaker 1: I'm kind of wasted. Kick my ass for me. Black

986
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:33,920
Speaker 1: people are gonna tell you they about to punch you know.

987
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 1: That's why you never white guys be like, dude, come

988
00:45:37,239 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 1: outside bring your pros. I'm gonna kick your ass in

989
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 1: front of your girlfriend. Bro. Al right, first, let me

990
00:45:43,080 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 1: tighten my shoes. Dude, we're fighting. Dude, tie your fucking

991
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 1: shoes because I don't want any excuses. Bro, the time

992
00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,359
Speaker 1: fucking type. Man, you don't fight fear, but I'm still

993
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: gonna kick your ass. What they give you time to

994
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: take your sweater off and ship? Hold on? Bro, wait

995
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,680
Speaker 1: a second, man, Wait, I called time out. I call

996
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:02,040
Speaker 1: time out. Set the ground roofs first, right, no grabbing hair?

997
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:05,319
Speaker 1: All right? If you take off the glasses glass, I'm

998
00:46:05,360 --> 00:46:07,879
Speaker 1: not gonna point somebody with glasses. Man. That's why black

999
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: folks are the king of snaking on you, right, you

1000
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 1: don't even know you before you get hit eight? What okay?

1001
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,719
Speaker 1: First of all, I just want to say, wait a minute.

1002
00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wasn't. I wasn't ready. I still had

1003
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,239
Speaker 1: on my sweater and my classes. What the fun? Man?

1004
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: You're not gonna give me a chance to take off

1005
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 1: my belongings means that is hilarious. Man. I'm glad you

1006
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:38,520
Speaker 1: came here. We needed this. Man. I'm gonna have to

1007
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: bring you back man, just because just I think like

1008
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 1: we have ease racing. Racial tensions like a little bit,

1009
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 1: I think, and I don't think it's a hard thing

1010
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 1: to a race when it really tames down to it.

1011
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: But you see, racial tension is derived from personal strike.

1012
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,120
Speaker 1: People who don't have much need to point that somebody

1013
00:46:55,120 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 1: will say at least I'm not that right. That's why

1014
00:46:57,640 --> 00:47:00,200
Speaker 1: poor weight right white people are the most racist when

1015
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 1: it comes down to hate. But rich white people have

1016
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,360
Speaker 1: the most power, and they're just not gonna let you

1017
00:47:04,400 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: get their ship. You know, all the red nags and

1018
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: the rich white people related are they're like this. They

1019
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:11,800
Speaker 1: because in some way or another, and there's two different

1020
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 1: breeds and white people, I mean because they smell different.

1021
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:18,319
Speaker 1: They do smell different, they smell different. I noticed that too,

1022
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: to see I'm not actually Caucasian. Mediterranean people don't have

1023
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 1: time to break that down. Mediterraneans are Greek and Sicilian

1024
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 1: because we're in the Mediterranean Sea and we're very close

1025
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: to Africa. But there's a difference. There's a difference. But

1026
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,480
Speaker 1: I don't have time to explain that. I don't have

1027
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,239
Speaker 1: time to listen to you white man. You ain't gonna

1028
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,400
Speaker 1: time to just white white You ain't got time to

1029
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 1: explain that it's the same as called somebody Turkish white.

1030
00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:44,600
Speaker 1: All white people the same fucking white. But my ancestors

1031
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: had nothing to do with like, you know, proliferation. No,

1032
00:47:47,040 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: I know that for a don't know. My people come

1033
00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:55,880
Speaker 1: from Sicily, so we immigrants, the Sicilian running the plantation.

1034
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,960
Speaker 1: We're not gonna buy a lot of niggers. But get

1035
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 1: me to walk, get men right. I just need to

1036
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:05,120
Speaker 1: slave trade things. But give me two or three of

1037
00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,799
Speaker 1: those snickers, you know what I mean? I need some

1038
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:08,840
Speaker 1: of the tie my shoes, clean my kitchen, and may

1039
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna work. I'm hard. I may not have

1040
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,760
Speaker 1: the winners off. Come on, have the winners off. Forget

1041
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: about it, forget about it. Just make me a sandwich

1042
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: and pick up my money. So I need a driver.

1043
00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: Can you do some driving? You don't want to do

1044
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:26,440
Speaker 1: too much? I own you. Why you're going on? You?

1045
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: What you gonna run away? Oh he's gonna run away,

1046
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:35,320
Speaker 1: He's gonna run away? Game? Who is this guy he's running?

1047
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: Can take back? You think how far you think he's

1048
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:42,359
Speaker 1: gonna get on foot? South Carolina? Where do you think

1049
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 1: you're going not turn to sit your at down? Where's

1050
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 1: Harry Combing. Ain't somebody ain't tell Harriett the come in

1051
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: and cook me some grains. That's how Italians laugh. Hey,

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Speaker 1: PAULI look at this one. He's strong. What is it?

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Speaker 1: John Henry? Come in. That's a really funny thing that

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Speaker 1: just came up there. Hey Jimbo, why doesn't face have

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Speaker 1: a sandwich? Saved Jock? What is this crapp emancipation proclamation?

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Speaker 1: I didn't want to be imman stipating. Oh so you

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Speaker 1: niggers want freedom now? Oh oh, you're gonna forget about me.

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Speaker 1: You think you're better than me. Okay, okay, don't. I'll

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Speaker 1: give you your freedom, Just give me Come on, that's

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Speaker 1: the minimum I can think. And I want to see

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Speaker 1: your sister naked as no big come on? What do

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Speaker 1: you man? I saw your father? Why you man? That

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Speaker 1: is funny. That was funny. See I love him. Comedic brilliance.

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Speaker 1: This podcast is for all the people who laugh at racism. Uh,

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Speaker 1: this is you know? This podcast for all This podcast

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Speaker 1: is for strippers who have a real job in the daytime,

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Speaker 1: like she worked at Comcast and US in the service.

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Speaker 1: It's this podcasting for strippers who take their babies to

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Speaker 1: the club because they don't want to leave him at

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Speaker 1: home and leave him in danger. This podcast so all

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Speaker 1: the niggas who pick up their kids and take them

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Speaker 1: over their sister house. Let him play with your nieces

1073
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Speaker 1: and nephews all that this is. This podcast is for

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Speaker 1: dudes who are open about their side checks because they

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Speaker 1: gangster with it. This podcast is for niggas who keep

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Speaker 1: their fingernails cut so they could play with the pussy.

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Speaker 1: This podcast where people who actually lick asks and will

1078
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Speaker 1: admit it. Podcasts for niggas who eat pussy with their

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Speaker 1: eyes over. That's who this podcast is for. I am

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Speaker 1: your man, Carlos Miller. This is the eighty five South show.

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Speaker 1: Shout out to my man DC young Fly. He is

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Speaker 1: on the road right. I was looking for never met him.

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Speaker 1: I was looking forward to. Fuck you mean, I want

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Speaker 1: to meet you. We'll put one in the show when

1085
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Speaker 1: we edit it just for you. Say it again and

1086
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Speaker 1: we'll drop it. Will put his voice over your ship.

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Speaker 1: I think he's funny. I've never seen him on stage.

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Speaker 1: He got stand up. You think that's my co host

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Speaker 1: because I'm like hilarious. A lot of the Internet comedians

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Speaker 1: aren't necessarily funny On the stage. But I heard he's

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Speaker 1: he's yeah, he's really been working on the ship. He

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Speaker 1: gives a damn that he's you know what I meant,

1093
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Speaker 1: work on the craft. Shout out to all the comedians,

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Speaker 1: people who think they're funny, people who just make people

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Speaker 1: laugh at work. Much love to all the fans who

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Speaker 1: are still supporting the show. This is the eighty five

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Speaker 1: South show and we are out of this e I

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Speaker 1: Chase five. Appreciate eighty eighty. Hi