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Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen in this here the Steve Harvey Morning

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Speaker 1: Shows upon us, now listen to me today. I've made

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Speaker 1: a constryentious decision that I was going to be a

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Speaker 1: little different today. I don't know if I'm gonna be

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Speaker 1: more ignorant than I was yesterday, but I have decided

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Speaker 1: that I will interject a level of humor that would

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Speaker 1: be a very brightening moment and morning for everybody. So

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna inject a lot more humor in this morning.

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Speaker 1: Charlon Strawberry calling for real Mississippi Monica, Junior kiss Page,

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Speaker 1: a nephew, Tommat the Legend, and myself. Junior, what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind this morning?

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Speaker 2: You know what I was thinking by something? You know,

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Speaker 2: you travel all the time, and we'll travel all the

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Speaker 2: what time you take us out on trips and stuff?

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Speaker 2: Just thought about this. If we had a morning show

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Speaker 2: crew trip cross country from New York to LA just

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Speaker 2: in the car. Would you be able to take.

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Speaker 1: It in a car? In a car?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no private jets, just you in the car

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Speaker 2: with a who would get on your nerves first?

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Speaker 1: Anybody that was breathing. I can't sit in no car.

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Speaker 1: The days is over with. Now, let me tell you

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Speaker 1: something that living in a car has kind of killed

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Speaker 1: my desire to be in a car for an extended

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Speaker 1: period of time. If I'm in a car for eight hours,

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Speaker 1: I start to think and I'm living here, and I

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Speaker 1: can't relieve none of that. If I'm in a car

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Speaker 1: mode in four hours, it gets to be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: this is starting to look feel permanent. And I start,

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Speaker 1: you know, my butt started tinging. If I'm in a car,

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you four hours and I ain't been a dark.

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Speaker 1: If I'm in the car four hours, something in me

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Speaker 1: starts going, this is starting to feel permanent. You need

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Speaker 1: to get out. Call Marjorie, make sure you still out

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Speaker 1: of home. Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not. I don't think

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Speaker 1: we should do that. We can't do that. We can't

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Speaker 1: take Childie's dream machine with us. We can't do it

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Speaker 1: in the winning Bago. We can't do it on a

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Speaker 1: tour bus. We need to get on these planes and

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Speaker 1: just get to the next city. But now, if I

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Speaker 1: was to do it and we had everybody had their

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Speaker 1: own bus or something like that, I don't know how

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Speaker 1: it works. If we leave New York, got to stop

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Speaker 1: in Baltimore, the DMV. We got to come down swing.

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Speaker 1: We got to see Philly. Yeah, Philly's a must stop

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Speaker 1: w D As we leave Philly, we got to get

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Speaker 1: on cross start heading our way to Washington, d C.

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Speaker 1: That h U R once you come out of that

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Speaker 1: Heritage station in DC. We got to stop down through

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Speaker 1: Virginia because they with us down there Richmond, all that.

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Speaker 1: We got to swinging past Hampton and all that. They

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Speaker 1: were just here on over the Charlotte. We gotta swing

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Speaker 1: through Charlotte. Now I'm gonna double back. I'm gonna double

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Speaker 1: back after I leave Charlotte because like I swung back

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Speaker 1: down through Colombia and something to the big dm But

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Speaker 1: I've got to go up through Charlotte, come down through

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Speaker 1: that right. You know what I'm saying. You don't come

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Speaker 1: care your on trip now, boy, this is what I do.

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Speaker 1: Come down Charlotte, you go down there, might as well

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Speaker 1: swinging through a gus. I can't leave a gust out

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Speaker 1: because I did my greatest comedy special in gust At

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Speaker 1: the bell out of Talk. If we're on the twenty now,

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Speaker 1: we just came out of Columbia on the twenty swang on.

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Speaker 1: Now we're in at l now, I might have to

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Speaker 1: stayed that for a while. A nice pous and trip

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Speaker 1: propably here and right there, and you'll continue next you're

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Speaker 1: listening Harvey Morning Show