WEBVTT - Hooked Up with Santa at Holiday Party

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Garren, All right, what do you have today?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, Christine wants to play a phone tap on her

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<v Speaker 3>coworker Kiara. Now, last week the ladies had their holiday

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<v Speaker 3>party and Kiara got super wasted.

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<v Speaker 2>And blacked out. Excellent.

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<v Speaker 3>So Christine's like, let's phone sap her right now. So

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<v Speaker 3>I start the call to Kiera the morning after the party.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, there's more than just a hangover to pay

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<v Speaker 2>when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people

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<v Speaker 2>make up stories in phone tap you. Let's see what happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Kiera, Kiera, Hello, it's me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, it's Todd. Hey, how are you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm fine, thank you? But who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't remember anything?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas party last night, I was Sana. You don't remember.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you come sit on Santa's lap?

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<v Speaker 4>Coo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well we hooked up.

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<v Speaker 3>You came over, took a picture with Sannah, and you

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<v Speaker 3>wanted to see what was underneath my beard.

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<v Speaker 2>And next thing I know wait.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait wait wait told about it? What wait? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yes, we didn't look up.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't hook up with anyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Last night you came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at you all strong and look at that Look

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<v Speaker 3>at those arms. You must be you must be working

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<v Speaker 3>out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you

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<v Speaker 3>bringing me this year?

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<v Speaker 2>Ha ha? I hope that you.

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<v Speaker 4>No. No, I am at home. I woke up in

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<v Speaker 4>my bed. I did not hook up with anyone so well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, I know that you're I.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't know what you're doing or what you want.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, we made out.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah. I don't even like guys. I like girls.

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<v Speaker 3>That's weird because you got a picture in your office

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<v Speaker 3>of you and a guy on a boat kissing.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my brother.

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<v Speaker 2>You kiss your brother on the lips.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>look up with you. I just get my number anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it from your friend Christine. She said that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, no, this has got to be some kind of

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<v Speaker 4>joke like whatever. No, please, I'm sorry. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>what you're thinking or where you're going.

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<v Speaker 3>I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth

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<v Speaker 3>from you kissing.

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<v Speaker 2>Me last nek.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes

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<v Speaker 4>that's what that was around the party. I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 4>I can't. I've got to go. I'm not even feeling great.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a little woody right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Well can I come over and like hold your hair

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<v Speaker 2>back ourself?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, just leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to go out on a date.

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<v Speaker 4>No, we're not, We're nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even this is awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>I love you, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I hear the alcohol in her breath.

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<v Speaker 4>This is bad, is bad, so WONDERFULLO.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I

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<v Speaker 3>want you to check up on her and make sure

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<v Speaker 3>she's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, okay, sound good, I'll do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, hey baby, Hey, oh my god? What the hell

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<v Speaker 4>happened last night? God? All people called me to say

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<v Speaker 4>that we hooked up last night and that you gave

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<v Speaker 4>him my number?

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<v Speaker 1>What I remember?

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<v Speaker 4>What? No? I don't remember anything. I was wasted. Are

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<v Speaker 4>you kidding me? What the hell? What? What can you

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<v Speaker 4>tell me what happened?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm besides.

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<v Speaker 4>Myself right now. You were with me all night?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I was with you all night until you pushed

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<v Speaker 1>me away because you said that you needed to make

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<v Speaker 1>your Christmas wish and you went over to Sanna. You

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<v Speaker 1>needed to know you don't remember any of the cuh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think you understand.

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<v Speaker 4>I was drunk. You saw how many martinis I threw

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<v Speaker 4>back last night? Really, I know you haven't, but it's

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<v Speaker 4>not that heavy. How could you let me do that

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<v Speaker 4>with Todd? Of all people? Todd? Why would you give

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<v Speaker 4>him my number? Hell would happen?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't? You don't remember anything? No, I don't remember anything.

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<v Speaker 4>If I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Why would

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<v Speaker 4>you let me look up with a stranger like that? I?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my what I've never done that before? Christine?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, come on?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you kidding me? The Saint Patrick's Day party?

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<v Speaker 4>That was totally different, and and I didn't really look

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<v Speaker 4>up with a stranger. I mean, come on, no, come

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<v Speaker 4>a stranger? The medle mary o man? No, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 4>I give the shower. You came over to.

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<v Speaker 1>Me last night and told me that you wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>unwrap his package by was I was waited.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought there was like a code among girls. If

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<v Speaker 4>one is dropped, then you take care of them like seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>So you would have just let me go ahead and

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<v Speaker 4>steal a police car or something like one the whole night.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't care. You just think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on

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<v Speaker 3>the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the

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<v Speaker 3>Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your

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<v Speaker 3>friend Christine.

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<v Speaker 4>Holy are you kidding me? As soon as I sober up,

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<v Speaker 4>I'm putting your ass on black How about that? How

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<v Speaker 4>about that?

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna meet Elvis Duran's phone tap. See you have cocktails,

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<v Speaker 2>you pay the price. Hey, you forget this is what

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<v Speaker 2>happens cock Please, Dear Lord and Bob, Please, no one's

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<v Speaker 2>phone time me.

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<v Speaker 4>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted.

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<v Speaker 2>By all parts.

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<v Speaker 1>See Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in

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<v Speaker 1>the Morning Show