WEBVTT - Gimme My Change For A $100

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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<v Speaker 1>four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today's subject,

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of a man or no man at all.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the subject. Right now, the nephew is here with

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<v Speaker 1>today's praying phone call. What you got? Give me my

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<v Speaker 1>change for a hunted? Whoa? Whoa? Are you so aggressive

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<v Speaker 1>when you want your change? You have to be aggressive?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me my change for a hunted I'm talking to

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<v Speaker 1>a stripple accidentally that accidentally gave you a hunter. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. It ain't nobody men to give

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<v Speaker 1>you no whole hunted. Okay, you are cheap. Give me

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<v Speaker 1>my change for that hunted? Hello, please speaking Hello, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking Regina. Okay, you did a bachelor party for me

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<v Speaker 1>and my boys, like about two weeks ago. Okay, Sean

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<v Speaker 1>remember Sean? Yes? Yes, okay, Now listen when you um,

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<v Speaker 1>you were doing a lot of lap dances at night.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember that? Yes? So how did you get my number?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I help? You? Need a party done? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you need? Okay? Well, now, no, it ain't

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<v Speaker 1>nothing like that. I'm saying. You know, you just a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of lap dancers. Do you remember that? Yes? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll listen. You know, that night I was at the party,

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<v Speaker 1>you did some lap dances for me. But what I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to tell you was that the lap dances you

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<v Speaker 1>had did was the lap dances with ten dollars? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I right right? You will be correct? Yes, okay, ten dollar?

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<v Speaker 1>But I accidentally I thought I gave you a ten

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<v Speaker 1>dollar bill when I really gave you a hundred dollars. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I need actually what the reason why I

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<v Speaker 1>called you was. I'm trying to I'm trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, I'm trying to get that ninety dollars back.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, let me ask you something. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>how did you get my number? Well, the dude that

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<v Speaker 1>um who was doing who's doing that through the back,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the guy that hooked you all up as

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<v Speaker 1>far as doing the bachelor Billy Billy, the ones that

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<v Speaker 1>got y'all to to come and do the bachelortte party.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm trying to, you know, tell you is is

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<v Speaker 1>that I got the number from him, Okay, okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>he told me that I could call you and try

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<v Speaker 1>to just talk to you about it. Okay, and you

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<v Speaker 1>want me I gave I had tipped you. I was

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<v Speaker 1>I was really gonna pay you ten dollars, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was a hundred dollar bill. So what the reason what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying to you is that I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>the other ninety dollars back. I'm not giving you, know,

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<v Speaker 1>nown ninety dollars. I'm not giving you your damn ninety dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>On wait a minute on, I don't even think you

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<v Speaker 1>understand I wasn't trying to give you all that money

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<v Speaker 1>at one time. I need to get the money back

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<v Speaker 1>from you. I think you understand. Dollars that's it. The

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<v Speaker 1>other money that I was blown to be. I ain't

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<v Speaker 1>get my change back from you. I'll not give you

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<v Speaker 1>change back, not have dollars a dawn till I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>giving me back. No nobody be giving you no damn

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars at one time. What's wrong with you? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not giving no damn no dollars down. Damn you should

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<v Speaker 1>want what you was doing, because you should're gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>me my money. Got I have already told you I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even trying to give you this money. I wouldn't try.

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to give you ten dollars. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I was trying to give you. I'm not giving you

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<v Speaker 1>nothing back. You're not geting nothing you should be. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want your wife and your kids. Hey, lady, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't even understand what what's going on right here.

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<v Speaker 1>Let him You should have been asked. I wasn't trying

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<v Speaker 1>to one of money, trying to give you no money.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a misunderstanding. I mean dollars. But now, look I'm

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<v Speaker 1>already and I was giving ten, but nine yet that

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<v Speaker 1>belonged to me. I don't give you now you're calling me,

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<v Speaker 1>working me up call on you. You're not as I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not giving it. I'm gonna give you a tip, but

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't getting you know, ninety dollars tail you did?

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<v Speaker 1>You got no, ain't lady. Look I'm not in the

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<v Speaker 1>city and going to go ahead with with you all this. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to get my ninety dollars back from you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know first of all, if you called me later with

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<v Speaker 1>more time, I'm gonna come find you and kick your

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<v Speaker 1>talking about. I'm not giving a down million dollars back

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<v Speaker 1>for the trip you should have not the first says

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<v Speaker 1>like I said, keep how that time on the rail.

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<v Speaker 1>I ain't trying to go back and forth with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was I'm saying is it's been a mistake. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't trying to give you no hundred dollars all that

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<v Speaker 1>was a mistake. I just want my money back, and

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<v Speaker 1>nobody tripping with you giving my money back. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>giving your death ain't but I'm not giving me day.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your problem. You didn't go home and tell your

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<v Speaker 1>life what you're doing with the dollars. I'll try to

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<v Speaker 1>get you. I want you. I won't want ninety dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Fright it is to come samn me there, Thomas, come

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<v Speaker 1>t me, come damn it is. And you don't go man,

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<v Speaker 1>that come Simons for you. You try to get your

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<v Speaker 1>ninety dollars. I don't want my money from you. What

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<v Speaker 1>I want you want? I dot you don't you set

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<v Speaker 1>from the head. And when you tell my my anjomy,

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<v Speaker 1>don't down lenny dollars, I bet you that one. Where

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<v Speaker 1>are you gonna play me my ninety dollars? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>Don learning dollars? No asking them, no, not giving you

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<v Speaker 1>no money down? That gets for a damn kill you

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<v Speaker 1>at you. You don't you don't give me, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>give me my night hot. You're gonna do that? You

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<v Speaker 1>accompany her for them where they won't let change that

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<v Speaker 1>you might get you on my phone? Why Tom catch you?

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<v Speaker 1>You say? Call me? And I got one more thing

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<v Speaker 1>I want to tell you. You listen to me? You

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<v Speaker 1>are you listen to me? I want more things I

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<v Speaker 1>need to say to you. Little I got one more

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<v Speaker 1>thing I need to say to you. Are you listening

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<v Speaker 1>to me? Don't call me with that? Listen to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm killing do what you got to say? You can

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<v Speaker 1>kiss right? I said, I got want more things to

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<v Speaker 1>say to you? Are you? What do you got to say?

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<v Speaker 1>That is? Which is it? Nephew, Tom me from the

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<v Speaker 1>Steve harp And Morning Show. You just gotta prank by

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<v Speaker 1>your girl friend? Who is hell? Hello? Hello? Hell from me?

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<v Speaker 1>That I'm gonna cut you in? That good? That that

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<v Speaker 1>that that that wasn't cool? What y'all saying? Now you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna make it rain? Then? Don't want some change from

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<v Speaker 1>getting change for a hunted You have nothing to say

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<v Speaker 1>on that, Steve. Now I told you I ain't coming

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<v Speaker 1>on these pranks. No ball but a change, change for

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<v Speaker 1>some money he gave her. Why? Why why we even

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<v Speaker 1>talking about strike because he got the hundred. Why do

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<v Speaker 1>you not see this? It's us. You already know. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go to Magic City and you want to give

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<v Speaker 1>me nice you know, no, no, no, I don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to Magic City. Let's stop. When I go to Magic

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<v Speaker 1>City and I got a hundred, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>give you my whole hundred. I want to give you

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars and get my dollars back. You are crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to you probably even got your wallet off phone.

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<v Speaker 1>He got ninety five ones on the ground. You can

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<v Speaker 1>give me my change. What tripping you look? Go around

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<v Speaker 1>getting jam I don't know, but listen. If you are

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<v Speaker 1>strippling you in Glenside, Pennsylvania, I will be there April thirteen,

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<v Speaker 1>Me and the beautiful Somemore seven o'clock. Don't you married?

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<v Speaker 1>You can't in fight? Triper to your show? No, damn

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<v Speaker 1>a moment, all right, We gotta get out of here.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, nephew, Tommy, my goodness. Up next it is

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<v Speaker 1>today's Strawberry Letters, subject a piece of man or no

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<v Speaker 1>man at all. We'll get into it right after this