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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode Alchemy. There, let's go edition,

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Speaker 1: and I'm your host, Kevin poblic kiss that Kevin, Well,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, now, you better think twice before accusing

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Speaker 1: me of this. So I like to stand outside some

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Speaker 1: nights and look up at the stars. Not a crime,

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Speaker 1: but I digress. That was a little throw back to

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Speaker 1: an early Twilights episode. But I digress. Let's be Rockama show.

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Speaker 1: We in no particular order. Hey, there's James Heeney, Jimmy James,

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Speaker 1: John John. What would you like on your pizza tonight?

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Speaker 1: I've been really into getting regular to jor nos and

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Speaker 1: and spicing it up with different things like pineapple. But

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Speaker 1: the new thing that I like a lot is chreeso

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Speaker 1: soy Teresa sprinkled on it di Jorn, Yes, yes, no,

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Speaker 1: that sounds great. The pineapple you can as the come on,

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Speaker 1: you never heard pineapple? I've heard of it. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was gross every time someone mentioned is it Gilly

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Speaker 1: Guanca brand soy Terso that's all I think. That's our show.

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Speaker 1: That's it. Welcome back, And before we go on, let

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Speaker 1: me just say that I have sent out from Craig

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Speaker 1: who made some awesome Marvin MQ videos. So those ALCA

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Speaker 1: maniacs are getting their first personal video. They've all been

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Speaker 1: sent down and I've gotten a bunch of thank you,

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Speaker 1: a bunch of thank you. Well, we've gotten a bunch

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Speaker 1: of things. We're catching up. We were a little behind,

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Speaker 1: but I promised that we will catch up. And then mainten.

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Speaker 1: Please welcome back house favorite checket. Different thing to the

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Speaker 1: k any story from middle school? Please so many? Um

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Speaker 1: sure those we used to do this? Uh yeah, we

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Speaker 1: used to. We used to try to sell Grandma's you know,

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Speaker 1: Grandma's cookie, Yes, the bag of cookies. They look like

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Speaker 1: little mini oreos, and we used to try to sell

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Speaker 1: those by putting like stacking them creatively on Capri's son

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Speaker 1: straws caris and then around. That's really our song was

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Speaker 1: This is third grade and I shouldn't remember the song,

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Speaker 1: but sweally really cookie maker cents We swirl for with

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Speaker 1: pride for twenty five cents because we do like a treaty,

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Speaker 1: and then we'd use like the cream to like Joey,

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Speaker 1: you still swirl for cents. No, that's a different thing.

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Speaker 1: That's a different thing. Well, thank you for sharing. Hey,

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Speaker 1: there's Chris a Verano endless summer lover. Which character in

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Speaker 1: a Western film would you play? There's who I'd want

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Speaker 1: to play, and there's who I would genuinely play. I

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Speaker 1: want to play the I don't want to play the

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Speaker 1: bad guy with the low the low brimmed hat with

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Speaker 1: a little and cigareo sticking out, and like, why don't

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Speaker 1: you make me who I really would be? Is I

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Speaker 1: to go alright, guys, come on alca boom boom, and

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Speaker 1: then I get shot? Right that's and that's that's really

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Speaker 1: who I am. In a nut uh even keel guy? Um,

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Speaker 1: And before I lose my time, here we got another

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Speaker 1: illustration from a Deeberke illustration. Right, yeah, he did this

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Speaker 1: thing which I know I'm holding up to a computer monitors. Cool,

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Speaker 1: it's really cool. Um, holy grail right there? Yeah right.

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Speaker 1: He says, there are some who call me Tim question Mark,

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Speaker 1: and he does. It's just beautiful. So I always want

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Speaker 1: to give him a shout out for such a great ones.

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Speaker 1: It looked a little like Joey, just a tiny, tiny,

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Speaker 1: tiny pit. Okay, it looks nothing, Yeah, it looks like Joey. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Now here's what would be the title of your third book? Well, uh,

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Speaker 1: I mean of course. The first one was It's Khaki Time,

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Speaker 1: which was an international bestseller, and then uh, It's time

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Speaker 1: for more Khaki Time was the second one, which was

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Speaker 1: a flop. People didn't go and I spent the advance

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Speaker 1: like way ahead of time. So the third one is, uh,

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Speaker 1: it's we're just re releasing its Khaki Time. Yeah. What's

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Speaker 1: the difference with the new forward from from Barack Obama? Yeah, genius. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you may want to double check your internet connection. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And last, but money shot for you if you think

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Speaker 1: of least, it's Joey Greer awkward always would you ever

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Speaker 1: sleep a full eight hours? Again? I sleep twelve. You

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Speaker 1: can know when I wrote that question down, I did

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Speaker 1: actually immediately think he probably averages eleven. Oh my god. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: eight hours is too little, And I say that for

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Speaker 1: every every human being. I think I think we should

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Speaker 1: but I mean like just for like a normal sleep cycle,

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Speaker 1: listening to. Congratulations, and here's my suggestion. A group of

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Speaker 1: teens up to no good. Get trapped inside a museum

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Speaker 1: at night when all things come alive. Sound familiar, But wait,

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Speaker 1: this isn't just any magical museum. This is the one

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Speaker 1: that contains all of the rejected exhibits and pieces of

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Speaker 1: history the other museums didn't want your biggest fan in

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Speaker 1: san Antone, Daniel Grove. AM just gonna lock this door

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Speaker 1: and we should be good for the night. Who are

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Speaker 1: you talking to I'm just talking to you. Why don't

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Speaker 1: we Do you mind taking the first shift? I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna relax my eyes for a little bit. Is

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Speaker 1: every night with this? You locked the door and you

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Speaker 1: asked me to take the first shift. How about we we? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I promise, I'll take the second shift. Nothing's gonna go wrong.

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Speaker 1: It's a museum. And I say, every night with this?

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Speaker 1: And then you say what you just said, it's not

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Speaker 1: a hell of a loop. How about we flip a

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Speaker 1: coin just for ships and giggles. Alright, alright, let's flip

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Speaker 1: a coin. You all, I have our dollar. Let's one

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Speaker 1: of those. Then, Okay, heads are heads are building? I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna go building. Wait this second, it's building in your face.

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Speaker 1: Ship shouldn't take the first shift. All right, what yeah,

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Speaker 1: what's up? I hear you, yes, next to you? What stop? Stop?

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Speaker 1: Do the do the thing we said? They're so old.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna hit him knock them out, but we don't.

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Speaker 1: But what about Terry? About Terry and just say he's

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Speaker 1: gonna sleep on the steps as olds gonna just sign

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Speaker 1: on the steps. Man, we're gonna be able to stinking nobody. Listen.

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Speaker 1: We can't go ahead with the plan if we don't

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Speaker 1: follow all the rules we said in order to make

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Speaker 1: sure the coast was clear, you would do hoots and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And if I pretend to be frozen for one more second,

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Speaker 1: my ankle's gonna straight up break. They're very weak, and

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Speaker 1: I picked a very precarious position, And like, I don't

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Speaker 1: think I can make a good hoot sound. Guys, alright, alright,

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Speaker 1: are horrible, horrible hoods. That's just smoke weed. What do

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Speaker 1: we want to smoke weed in music? No, it's not

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Speaker 1: a tune. Alright, Like I said, I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: Do you guys want to be in this gang or not? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: more than anything. Then we're gonna we gotta get into

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Speaker 1: this museum because as soon as you take one hit

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Speaker 1: of marijuana, the exhibits come alive. Wow. Oh man, so

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Speaker 1: what to to? What are we doing? Are we moving

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Speaker 1: not just a twist. That that that looks like a microfracture.

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Speaker 1: I can do it. I can. It's okay, I can.

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Yeah, it's okay, it's okay. Maybe we

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Speaker 1: should smoke a little bit weed right now. It's an

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Speaker 1: all the radio. Could we keep it down a little

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Speaker 1: So we right now, just right now? Too quick for okay?

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Speaker 1: Each okay, okay, no more choo choo koo choo choo.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's getting better, Hey, Terry, Terry, you

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Speaker 1: I feel like it. I feel like that was animal sounds.

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Speaker 1: But maybe a trade. Is it possible that Terry where

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Speaker 1: that the old wild West train is starting back up

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Speaker 1: inside the music. Why aren't you wearing bench? Well, I

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Speaker 1: was taking second shift. Look, if it's a problem, then

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Speaker 1: I can always lease another car. Okay. And it looks

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Speaker 1: moment right now, Terry, it's a problem, so it's time

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Speaker 1: to lease another car. Congrats, you got your Porsche for

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Speaker 1: twenty four hours, but it's another car. I have it

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Speaker 1: telling me even though this Civic has a lot of miles,

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Speaker 1: it will drive straight out of town, right sir? Sir? Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's it's got a hundred and forty eight

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Speaker 1: can drive fourteen miles on it. Sure. Hey, miss you

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Speaker 1: a question. Do you have a son you don't love?

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Speaker 1: that boy. I got fixed. My wife didn't wan any

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Speaker 1: what I mean. And that's as far as I want

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Speaker 1: to because I want to come. Damn, man, that's a

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Speaker 1: nice hunt. Man. What is that two six seven? Now? Oh?

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Speaker 1: I was way off, man, Man, I was way off. Man.

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Speaker 1: What do you want it with my card? And wait,

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Speaker 1: hey man, I just thought it was a two thousand

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Speaker 1: six seven hons Man. Those things got nice insides. What

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Speaker 1: are you a civic guy? Yeah? Look, man, you're out

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Speaker 1: I just crossed, Okay, I just crossed. I'm here to

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Speaker 1: my bushes? Man? All right? You want to piss in

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Speaker 1: it's not a contest who has the better dad? Okay,

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Speaker 1: don't know. It's not good, no matter what. Can I

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Speaker 1: get a three? Now? Can I get a hit? Please? Yeah? Passing?

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Speaker 1: Passing the joint? You and this isn't that what really

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Speaker 1: you were looking for? You know, Sam? Sam? Do I

414
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:31,480
Speaker 1: look lost or confused to you? Man? What about days

415
00:28:31,560 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 1: in general? No? Animatronics, private aimatronics. Listen down, I can't

416
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:43,760
Speaker 1: calm down. I need your help. Have you guys seen

417
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 1: the act? Chicken strips down? Put the chicken strips down?

418
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:53,240
Speaker 1: I need sustenance. You don't understand. My sodium levels are

419
00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 1: freakishly low. I need this. Is it just me? Or

420
00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 1: does Claire only come to us when she needs something?

421
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: She never stops by to say hello. It's not my job.

422
00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't just I can't just ride the rides, Madeline, Madeline,

423
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:12,000
Speaker 1: have you been telling the animatronic your name is Claire?

424
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: Have you been keeping up some kind of strange relationship

425
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: with the animatronic outside of what your normal work. I

426
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:24,000
Speaker 1: wouldn't call it. I wouldna call it strange. He had something, Claire,

427
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: hold hold on a second, hold on a second robot.

428
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: That caricature that you've got in your hand right now? Okay,

429
00:29:33,360 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: do they really think your hands are that big? Or

430
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: is that something was the artists kind of take on it?

431
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: What exactly are you asking right now? I'm just looking

432
00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: at the caricature that you just had a little drawing

433
00:29:43,120 --> 00:29:44,880
Speaker 1: that you've got, and I just get big hands in

434
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: the drawing. I don't. I don't know, That's all I'm asking.

435
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: I think I think they're normal. I don't know if it,

436
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 1: you know what, forget it. You're really distracting me when

437
00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:02,880
Speaker 1: I am here on an important mission animatronics, especially especially

438
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 1: you have you seen the actor from How to Lose

439
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:15,760
Speaker 1: a Guy in Ten Days? Mag Ryan, Meg Ryan, excuse me, hey,

440
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: Jungle cruise boat tour guide. Can my friend Matthew give

441
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: the tour instead? Um? He knows all the classic bids.

442
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 1: I don't think that would be appropriate. A lot of

443
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:32,000
Speaker 1: fun forever, that's all right. But hey, I'll tell you,

444
00:30:32,040 --> 00:30:33,440
Speaker 1: what are you gonna Here's a real good Give you

445
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 1: a part in my next picture. Yeah, let me let

446
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: me let me strap on that piste the years too. Mate,

447
00:30:38,520 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 1: Oh mate, I like the fools in my hand. I'm

448
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:43,080
Speaker 1: not gonna lad to you. It feels good, it feels

449
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,720
Speaker 1: super good. Yeah, welcome aboard. Everybody, take your seats, if

450
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: you would sit. It's close to each other's game. We

451
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 1: got a lot of folks who want to get on

452
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:52,480
Speaker 1: the boat today, so we want to get everybody inside.

453
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're gonna push away from the dock.

454
00:30:56,160 --> 00:31:00,520
Speaker 1: Everybody turned around and wave wave about everybody. Last, you're

455
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: gonna see civilization. All right. Those are my fat grandparents

456
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 1: over there. Look at him. I thought they were a

457
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: couple of twin elephants up on the right. Here we're

458
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,080
Speaker 1: gonna see one of the eight Wonders of the World.

459
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: And over on the left there's another one. What was that?

460
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: I don't okay? Here, perhaps the pyramids? Which one was

461
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: it was? It wasn't it was the back side of water. Yeah,

462
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 1: on the back side of water. All right, classic, come

463
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: up here on the right, you're gonna see uh all

464
00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: kind of creatures soaking and uh oh. Look over there,

465
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:42,720
Speaker 1: all them hyenas are looking after that tiger egg while

466
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: he sleeps at Tigers just gonna snore away. He's fine,

467
00:31:46,960 --> 00:31:50,760
Speaker 1: don't worry about him. Tigers and hyenas, they coming up

468
00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: on the left. They don't live in the same they

469
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,120
Speaker 1: don't live on the same count. You're gonna see now listen,

470
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: oh some hippos or just take a little back here. Remember,

471
00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 1: as long as their ears don't wiggle, everybody's fine. There's

472
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 1: nothing to worry about there. Wait, ducked down. I'm gonna

473
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 1: have to shoot him in the face, handsome. Oh my god, shoot,

474
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: that's a good well. I don't know if you're seeing this,

475
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,880
Speaker 1: but we got a looks like one of the tour

476
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:25,240
Speaker 1: operators is um is in the water drowned again. God

477
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,959
Speaker 1: damn what the hell is going on the eighth one

478
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: this month? Oh my god? Oh, no one will ever know. So, um,

479
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: I don't know how to bring this up to you,

480
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 1: but I have an open room at my apartment and

481
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: I'm looking to fill it. And I know this. You

482
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 1: said you were looking hope possibly. Well, yeah, my wife

483
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: did kick me out. Mm hmm. That's something to do

484
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: with all the blood on my hands. M hm. So

485
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 1: it's three sixty a month, not included, not included. Fuck

486
00:32:57,840 --> 00:33:02,720
Speaker 1: you man, what the hell? What the hell is going on? No?

487
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: I want three sixty including utilities. That's insane, man, that's insane.

488
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:09,400
Speaker 1: What do you mean including utilities? Way better than that

489
00:33:09,440 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: in Orlando? Come on, you know what, then get it, man,

490
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: get it, because you're not gonna find a better roommate

491
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 1: than me. Okay, all right, what's so great about you

492
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: as a roommate. We went to get a twelve hours

493
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: to day already, That's what I'm saying. You know what

494
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: I do? You know the ins and outs at all. Look,

495
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: I got a I got a bad ass aquarium back

496
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: in my place. Bad ass aquarium. It's got black lights,

497
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,400
Speaker 1: led lights, I mean, the whole thing, just like it's

498
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: six guys bad news. I checked the buzz light your ride.

499
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: I only got a score of two hundred and fifteen.

500
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: I didn't even make cadet. McConaughey wasn't there what I wanted.

501
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: Buzz light your line. I said, I need sugar. The

502
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: sugar level before it was the sodium in my blood

503
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: pressure and the dipping back to the sugar. They keep

504
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: falling on my sweater and then getting stuck to it. Well,

505
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,520
Speaker 1: they're melting immediately. They're just tiny balls of crape. Hard

506
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:12,920
Speaker 1: to get sustenance, and they're so tiny. I should have

507
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 1: gone for the dipped Mickey Mouse ears vanilla ice cream.

508
00:34:16,600 --> 00:34:21,759
Speaker 1: Come on, you know this. You know this. That's right.

509
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:24,399
Speaker 1: Matalin is your name, and I knew that because I'm

510
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: not an animatroun. I'm a security That's right. That's where

511
00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 1: you are. Go on. I mean, do you guys have

512
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 1: any have you seen anything on the camera. I mean,

513
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 1: I'm freaking my fast. I can go over the Jungle Cruise.

514
00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:49,919
Speaker 1: What we think McConaughey died on the Jungle Cruise died. Well,

515
00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: there's a floater with no pants. Were their bongos? And

516
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 1: if you look up here on the rat who looks

517
00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,319
Speaker 1: like the nighters are having a little pad Wow, I'm

518
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 1: doing one of them dances and chanting. Let me see

519
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:10,719
Speaker 1: if I can make out what they're saying. Yeah, this

520
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,160
Speaker 1: is this is this is being some fun museum. Nope,

521
00:35:13,960 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: no idea. All right, I app here on the left,

522
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 1: who looks like some monkeys. Mr McCaughey, I'd like to

523
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:25,640
Speaker 1: take back my just a second shorty with you. By

524
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:31,240
Speaker 1: the way, what's your name? Me the one I'm looking at? Yeah,

525
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 1: what's your name? Okay, I mean my name is Tim. Hey, everybody,

526
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,399
Speaker 1: this year's Tim. He's normally the captain on this year cruise.

527
00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: Let's give him a big round of applause. That's enough

528
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: for Tim, all right, Tim, have a seat, buddy. Yeah,

529
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: here's a dollar. Shut it up. Okay, coming up here

530
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: on the ride. Who it's like chimp's got ahead a

531
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:56,600
Speaker 1: hold of that jeep and turned it on over. But swirly,

532
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:02,239
Speaker 1: wirly cookie maker twenty five cents. Swirly, it looks like

533
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,840
Speaker 1: we got a new traction here on the Jungle Cruise.

534
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,120
Speaker 1: Oh y, all kind of lost his ship, just jumped

535
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 1: out of the boat. Now he's taking up camp. He's

536
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: literally just trying to sell trash. It's so cool. Hey, fella,

537
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:21,640
Speaker 1: what's your name? I don't have a name anymore. I

538
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: don't have a name. I used to have a name.

539
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: I came here, I haven't left, but I've been making

540
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 1: the living. Anybody want to cookie swirly wirly cookie maker?

541
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: Looks like it's a piece of corn dog that fell

542
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 1: off somebody Else's Tim Well Disney would like to see

543
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,640
Speaker 1: you in his office. Oh my god, I thought it

544
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,879
Speaker 1: was just a rumor that he was still around. Um

545
00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,960
Speaker 1: do I look okay? You look like you're soaping wet?

546
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:05,240
Speaker 1: Din Dan, Yeah, you might be terrified by what you see.

547
00:37:06,080 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 1: Huh you might? Can you not hear me? No, I

548
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 1: hear you. I'm just it's just okay. I'm all right.

549
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: So just go in. When you get in there, don't

550
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: make a noise, don't make a little face, don't make

551
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 1: your fingers move or anything. Okay, canderstand, of course, I understand,

552
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: and I hear you. O Chim, I'm Walter Relias Disney. Wow. Yeah,

553
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 1: well yeah, they kept me alive, but I'm horribly deformed.

554
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Um, you don't have any arms or

555
00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: or anybody anybody or it's just Ahead, that's right, I'm Ahead.

556
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: I'm any Tim, your employee of the month. Oh my god,

557
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,879
Speaker 1: thank you. I thought that I was doing really bad. No, no,

558
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:03,520
Speaker 1: you're doing great. Mcconna hate took home from my boat

559
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:08,480
Speaker 1: tour and died. Yeah, I know, I know everything. I'm

560
00:38:08,560 --> 00:38:11,720
Speaker 1: linked into everything that happens at the park. Just sold

561
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: another doll with Can I ask you something really serious? Sure?

562
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: I have this sneaking suspicion that I'm not real Is

563
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 1: it possible that there's several other people at the park

564
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 1: that are employees. I honestly don't know if we're real

565
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:36,400
Speaker 1: people or we're also part of the pace world of laughter, world,

566
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 1: the world of world. There are so much um Madeline.

567
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: So we found Mr mcconaugheye, his last that's kind of

568
00:38:53,120 --> 00:38:55,759
Speaker 1: the thing, first last ride, for his last ride, he

569
00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: said he wants a little quiet time with you on

570
00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:07,120
Speaker 1: the teacups. Great. Okay, okay, yes, okay, let's go, let's go,

571
00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: let's go. Okay, we're right here, Okay, okay, wait there

572
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,800
Speaker 1: she is now? Is Madeline? Is that the name Madeline?

573
00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 1: I'll leave you to climb on in clime only, and

574
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,920
Speaker 1: sister is going to be a crazy rab What do

575
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,560
Speaker 1: you dreaming? Tell your dreams and hopes and wishes for

576
00:39:25,719 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: laugh ahead, and what do you see for yourself? If

577
00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:29,600
Speaker 1: you look down the barrel and you see out the

578
00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 1: other side, and there's plenty of light coming down, but

579
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,920
Speaker 1: you know what it's for you, and the cup starts

580
00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,480
Speaker 1: spying and you can feel that. S say, that's the

581
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:39,480
Speaker 1: world going by. Don't let it go by, Madeline, reach out,

582
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: grab something, grab something that you mest be the future.

583
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: What's that gonna be? I want to get married in

584
00:39:45,760 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 1: Cinderella's castle. I want to become a projection in the

585
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:57,000
Speaker 1: hunt of and before that, how many kids you have? No, girl,

586
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: I'm surrounded by too many of them all ready, and

587
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 1: they're gonna get in the way of my dream to

588
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:06,960
Speaker 1: take a pack my job. Do you know how many

589
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: kids got in the way of me finding you today?

590
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: It was all their faults, not mine. How about not

591
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: my animal trying? If I can get Mickey boyfriend, But

592
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:18,200
Speaker 1: if I can get Mickey Mouse to preside over the wedding,

593
00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: would be cool. Yeah, that would be amazing. Mr mccahey,

594
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:29,440
Speaker 1: Mr mca sam Little Sammy, Little Sammy, how are you

595
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: doing down there? I just remember that failure to launch

596
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: my man. All right, give me a ruddy whoa. It's

597
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 1: flower in the area. This is the future, this is

598
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: what it's all about. You're just float until you don't

599
00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: stay with me, now, Madeleine, don't look down, don't look down,

600
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:52,920
Speaker 1: just look ahead, look ahead. Man glowing, how are you

601
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:55,799
Speaker 1: enjoying the ride? Folks? There he is, that's the man.

602
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: I'm the disembodied head of Walt Business. W D. Baby,

603
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 1: say load of w day, sir. It is an absolute

604
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: past that get past that. Ask him any questions, any

605
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:11,919
Speaker 1: question you've always wanted to ask w D. Okay, am

606
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: I am my employee of the month? Any questions you

607
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 1: can ask? Oh, poor Madeline, when I die, I want

608
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:36,000
Speaker 1: to be up beautiful. Three comes to us from Christen wrote,

609
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,120
Speaker 1: I am delighted that you liked my alligator story. I've

610
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:42,319
Speaker 1: got another one for you. My marching band performed in

611
00:41:42,360 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: the two thousand nineteen Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Unfortunately, it

612
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 1: turned out to be the worst parade I've ever been

613
00:41:47,719 --> 00:41:51,279
Speaker 1: in because of the unreasonably strong winds that day, which

614
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: were amplified by the wind tunnel effect of the tall buildings,

615
00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: and then this year, our entire marching band's season was

616
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,600
Speaker 1: canceled due to the plague. Could you do a scene

617
00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:03,239
Speaker 1: were entire parade is picked up by a tornado and

618
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Speaker 1: deposited someplace a parade is not usually found. Also, one

619
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 1: time I had to drop out in the middle of

620
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: a parade because of a medical incident, and that parade

621
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Speaker 1: was only my third least favorite. Yours, Kristen Kelly, Wow,

622
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Speaker 1: that's awesome. Ah, And here we are again on a

623
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Speaker 1: fantastic autumn day, getting ready for what would be will be?

624
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Speaker 1: Will be? Jump in there. It is a fantastic day

625
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: in the weather's turning out to be better than we expected.

626
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,319
Speaker 1: We thought huge storms were coming through. Are you okay, Ted?

627
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: I'm more than fine. And you know, that's exactly what

628
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: we thought. There was going to be a massive hurricane

629
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Speaker 1: with insane tornadoes and who else, who knows what else.

630
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: But we said that for a while, but all of

631
00:42:57,920 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 1: a sudden everything came calm that. It seems to be everything.

632
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 1: The studio. You do, dumb Fox. Throw it down to Patricia.

633
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: All right, she's down on the street with the floats.

634
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 1: I think he's talking to you, Ted, Can you hear that?

635
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:20,160
Speaker 1: You're here. I can, I can, and we what that.

636
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:22,960
Speaker 1: What we're talking about is we got our gentlemen in

637
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: the booth upstairs, running all the knobs and switches, the uh,

638
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,759
Speaker 1: the Wizard of Oz, if you will, in our ear

639
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: and you know, let's get back to the weather. Just

640
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: for a second, we thought that alright, color guard, look alive,

641
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,799
Speaker 1: look alive. Now listen. Some of you might think that

642
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: parades are about floats. They are not. They are about jack.

643
00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Now are we ready to spin?

644
00:43:53,160 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 1: Are we ready to twirl? And are we ready to march? Yeah?

645
00:44:00,239 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: Remember that's just uh, the weather had been really bad earlier,

646
00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:08,400
Speaker 1: and I heard that there's gonna be another stretch of it. Honestly,

647
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: Tina's too little. If the up again, She's just gonna

648
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 1: fly right out of here. Now you listen to me, Tina, Tina. Now,

649
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: I've never been a six inch tall woman, but you are, okay,

650
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: and I think that makes you special. And I think

651
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,719
Speaker 1: today is the day that we get rid of all

652
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:29,800
Speaker 1: your fears and you march right through, twirl and twist

653
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: until if I gotta follow up question, Uh sure, so

654
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: you were never a six inch tall girl? That is,

655
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 1: in fact, on your record. But you were an eleven

656
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:45,400
Speaker 1: inch tall boy. Can we hear about that? Listen. I

657
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,560
Speaker 1: don't want to bore you with the story of Night

658
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: four when I took home parade guy. But I but

659
00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: I will, I will if I need you. I was

660
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:58,839
Speaker 1: once eleven inches, as we all were. Um, so yes,

661
00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: I've had my I'm in the light. But today's about you.

662
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 1: It's not about floats, it's not about goats. Come on,

663
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 1: we know it goes. Just afraid. These metal flags are

664
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: gonna attract lightning, and it's I think it's problematic that

665
00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 1: we're gonna be out there swinging in the air. Mayor, Mayor,

666
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,719
Speaker 1: listen to me. You have to cancel this parade. Right now.

667
00:45:26,120 --> 00:45:29,240
Speaker 1: I have a tornado that's coming down the fucking highway

668
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 1: and it's gonna smash straight into that. I can't cancel

669
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,440
Speaker 1: that god damn parade. It's it's a money maker for

670
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 1: this community. Jesus Christ. It is just like Jaws. Remember Jaws,

671
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: to say, Jaws, Just like Jaws, you have to cancel this.

672
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: If you don't cancel this, this is this is going

673
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: to be an asterisk on your career for the rest

674
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: of your life. It's just a little wind, Come on,

675
00:45:53,680 --> 00:45:56,200
Speaker 1: little wind, I got wind at four d and fifty

676
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 1: thousand knots. Okay, give that to me and lay me

677
00:46:00,200 --> 00:46:08,719
Speaker 1: st it's a knots, Kenny. Are they gonna throw it

678
00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:10,359
Speaker 1: to me down here? Or what I mean? I'm missing

679
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving with my family. I've been here for an hour

680
00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 1: and a half. It we're rolling. I'm ready, asked him

681
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,239
Speaker 1: four times. I don't know what to tell you, Hunt,

682
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna try one more time and

683
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 1: if it doesn't work, head on back to here. Fox.

684
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:25,360
Speaker 1: You know I'm not a morning person. I could have

685
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: slept telling me a lot of things with my morning

686
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: Come on, do you know how expensive it was to

687
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:34,160
Speaker 1: order an entire Thanksgiving dinner from a restaurant I could

688
00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:37,040
Speaker 1: have cooked. I could have Patricia save some of this

689
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:40,840
Speaker 1: for the air. Okay, you're right, I should give it

690
00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:43,960
Speaker 1: to him right on their thank you. I'll stand by that.

691
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: Let me try one more time. And it's it's not

692
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,680
Speaker 1: only the weather that's something that we should that that

693
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,359
Speaker 1: that's interesting. It's it's if you if you look at

694
00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,280
Speaker 1: the booth, if you don't throw it down to Patricia,

695
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: you're you just get your fucking pink slip and you're done.

696
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 1: And the thing that I wanted I should take over

697
00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 1: now because it sounds like you've gotten Hey, Tommy, um,

698
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 1: I know this town is boring and nothing happens here.

699
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:17,439
Speaker 1: I bet all over the country, big corporades are going

700
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:22,279
Speaker 1: on not here. But you know what's cool is you're

701
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 1: my best friend and we're playing marbles. Well well, well

702
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 1: look at this, but little we are talking to them

703
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: something the men bad like playing marbles by yourself. Get

704
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 1: away from me, Ace marbles. Shut the hell up. I'm

705
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 1: gonna steal these marbles and some and I'm gonna buy

706
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 1: myself onto portion. Get the hell out of this town.

707
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,879
Speaker 1: Yeah right, you say that to me every day. Let

708
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: me ask you a question. Do you believe in magic?

709
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,000
Speaker 1: I believe in God. That's kind of like magic, right, Yeah,

710
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: in a lot of ways. Mr. Season is a huge

711
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:06,319
Speaker 1: part of religion. What's that mysticism? You know, the other one? Religion? Anyway, Look,

712
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 1: I got six more. I got six marvels here, and

713
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,279
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to have fun in this bathroom. Okay, Hey,

714
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 1: connect love Coney. It's that Patricia Lady from the six

715
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:22,360
Speaker 1: o'clock news. She might be reporting on the on the parade.

716
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 1: Let's go over there and get a picture. Excuse me?

717
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:31,120
Speaker 1: Are you Patricia Takahoka? Excuse me? Are you from the news? Yeah,

718
00:48:31,480 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 1: not that you'd know it after today. Well, sorry but

719
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:36,719
Speaker 1: your troubles. But my son and I were hoping we

720
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: can get a photo with you. Are you fucking kidding me?

721
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: Right now? Tommy, look over there, there's a corn dog.

722
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 1: What's the matter with you, lady? I could be on

723
00:48:45,560 --> 00:48:48,240
Speaker 1: air at any steps like that, to be at the ready,

724
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 1: curse like that in front of a boy. He's seventeen

725
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:54,479
Speaker 1: years old. He can't hear this. Oh he's seven. He looks. Oh,

726
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:58,799
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Guys, I didn't get your own? Now

727
00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: can I get a picture with me? Boys? I wish

728
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:04,120
Speaker 1: I could? Okay, you need some No man will stay

729
00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,279
Speaker 1: with me for more than three on a second? Now,

730
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:11,839
Speaker 1: they can't stand that. Don't sound the power? Oh it's

731
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: the power of the news, lady. They're intimidating my prowess.

732
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:21,000
Speaker 1: It's my confidence and to be quite honest, it's my tips. Well,

733
00:49:22,239 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 1: they scare people. They don't look right without the Maybe

734
00:49:26,560 --> 00:49:31,759
Speaker 1: not at Thanksgiving? Huh loud and proud, Hi Hi anchored lady.

735
00:49:31,960 --> 00:49:36,919
Speaker 1: Do you know those twin weather men, those twin weather fox. Yeah,

736
00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: I know those little fox. You want to talk to

737
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 1: me about a couple little fucks, then let's have a

738
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: little fun talk right now. Okay, And as my Lord

739
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:52,040
Speaker 1: and savior, Amen, he thinks of that little session. Man, Hey,

740
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: welcome man. You know, m I always raised Catholic, but

741
00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,239
Speaker 1: I did fall into, like, you know, Protestantism because I

742
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:02,800
Speaker 1: do believe that every individual has the power to forgive

743
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: each other and it shouldn't just come from a mandate

744
00:50:05,560 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: from some dude in the Giant had living in a

745
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 1: castle somewhere in Italy. Yeah, you know, like we are

746
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: our own saviors. And so now that now that we're

747
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:21,720
Speaker 1: our own saviors, can we pray for anything we want? Yeah,

748
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: of course, it's just like wishing, but it's a prayer,

749
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 1: so that means it's like more powerful. It means it

750
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:35,120
Speaker 1: will work. Okay, Dear who what do we call? God?

751
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:43,520
Speaker 1: Dear God, Dear God. I pray for something magical to

752
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: happen today, Dad, Look at what's happening down there. It

753
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: seems like God's fingers coming down straight down the corridor

754
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: of the buildings. Dad, it's picking up the parade as

755
00:50:58,719 --> 00:51:00,919
Speaker 1: you said you wanted to take over here. You going

756
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:05,960
Speaker 1: all right right now, I'm just head and shut down

757
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:07,880
Speaker 1: your right. It's not a good time for it. But

758
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:12,399
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut to Patricia. Let's have some talk right here.

759
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:27,920
Speaker 1: You up the shut the wires on that plane. At most.

760
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 1: This is a mild breeze. It's gonna pass. It's gonna pass.

761
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: Shut it down on my alright, color guard, we march

762
00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:48,880
Speaker 1: go Tina boy. It took that tiny lady first and

763
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: that's our shopper. Oh yeah, oh nice cleansing. Let me

764
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,319
Speaker 1: thank all of our alchemists h and no particular order.

765
00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: Craig Atkowski, thanks so much, pal Lopal, Hey, my pleasure,

766
00:52:02,960 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 1: and keep listening to Craigslist Spooky Times, a special limited

767
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768
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: You can follow us at Craigslist Peak cast on Twitter.

769
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: I'm enjoying it my own damn self. Uh, and thank

770
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:19,839
Speaker 1: you and Carla please send that along, James E, thank

771
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 1: you so much. Buddy, Well, thank you, and uh, I'm

772
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: cheap on going with that brief news Brief podcast. If

773
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: anybody has lost track of the news, lad, is that possible?

774
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's still coming out. If you

775
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,919
Speaker 1: want brief news brief, it's a podcast. You can find

776
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: it where you listen to. Please do Jackie Dorothy, thank

777
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,080
Speaker 1: you so much for joining us as always, Thank you,

778
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,879
Speaker 1: thank you for having me working folks. I guess your

779
00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 1: Instagram's occasional videos. Yeah, you know. I'm still at Jackie

780
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 1: Doruthy and I do have a new video UM that

781
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: I'm editing. It'll probably come out tomorrow. It's gonna come out,

782
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: so so should come over and watch you edit spurt

783
00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 1: first books should come over, don't matter how many, don't

784
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,640
Speaker 1: matter the mask, just kidding. Stay home or your masks.

785
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,160
Speaker 1: Vote um and bring your ballots and in person. Guys,

786
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:16,800
Speaker 1: don't be afraid. Don't be afraid. You can do it safely.

787
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: Well this alaric course after the election. So let me

788
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:25,960
Speaker 1: know who wants to join me on the island. Um.

789
00:53:26,080 --> 00:53:31,160
Speaker 1: Joey Graherman. Yeah, thank you so much for almost everything.

790
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:34,840
Speaker 1: You know what, and I want to say you're welcome

791
00:53:34,880 --> 00:53:37,920
Speaker 1: for almost everything. Pleasure to be here, happy to do it.

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794
00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:50,799
Speaker 1: do weird ship checking up. Craig is saying this will

795
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:53,239
Speaker 1: come out on election day. So this is That's what

796
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Speaker 1: I was thinking in my head. People don't know as

797
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Speaker 1: they listen to this great voted. Everybody listens to it

798
00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:06,839
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799
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800
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Speaker 1: I love you guys so much. A couple of things

801
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: I would like to say. One, as if it wasn't

802
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 1: crazy enough, that we saw Jackie to Ruthy and her

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00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:22,560
Speaker 1: husband Patrick Babbitt and a hut Clunday commercial together. Just

804
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:25,600
Speaker 1: recently they were on a Fox Sports a fun little

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Speaker 1: sketch together, which is great. A side note, my uncle

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Speaker 1: is a vice president of Fox Sports. Yeah, he's never

807
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Speaker 1: like I'm in the industry. You could toss a guy

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Speaker 1: bone had a big deal. Um. So that was really

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Speaker 1: fun to see Jackie and Patrick together. Also, I want

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Speaker 1: hear from you, and UM, I share as many as

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Speaker 1: I can and thank thank you all now and we'll

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Speaker 1: individually thank you and reply as I can. Um. Continue,

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Speaker 1: Please look after each other, be kind, it's the easiest route,

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Speaker 1: and wear your masks when you go outside. It's for

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Speaker 1: for all of us, right, Why not until next time?

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