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Speaker 1: Your world, would youillions, guys, gals, non binary pals, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to a bonusode of bananas.

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Speaker 2: We're back with bonusodes. I love the bonuses. Love it.

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Speaker 2: Who are you? I'm Scotty Landa's Banana Boy Number two.

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Speaker 2: Right across from me is the Big Banana himself, Kurt

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Speaker 2: brown Oler, freshly back from Washington, d C, our Nation's capital.

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Speaker 2: For now.

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Speaker 3: For now, we'll see how long it lasts.

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Speaker 2: How were the shows? They looked pretty fun.

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Speaker 3: They were fun.

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Speaker 2: I love d C.

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Speaker 3: D c's fun. I like the daytime. It's very fun.

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Speaker 3: I rode so many scooters. I just rode so many scooters.

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Speaker 2: Scottie scooters are huge in DC. But did you hit

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Speaker 2: any of those dead zones where like two blocks you

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Speaker 2: can't go through for some reason? That is so funny

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Speaker 2: because you're just cruising, having fun, and then all of

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Speaker 2: a sudden you're carrying a.

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Speaker 3: Scooter and then you're carrying sometimes for a very long

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, I didn't quite catch why, but I had

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Speaker 2: that some experience. I was like, I'm hungry, I'm gonna

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Speaker 2: go get lunch, and then I'm just pushing a scooter

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Speaker 2: past like aspiring Senators. I was.

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Speaker 3: I went like we were. So I had my friend

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Speaker 3: Bobby and my friend Megan and Aaron, all from high school.

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Speaker 3: Friends from high school all come on Thursday night and

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Speaker 3: it was delightful. We took a little bit of mushrooms

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Speaker 3: and then we scooted it around the city just looking

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Speaker 3: for a for a bench for just looking for a

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Speaker 3: bench near the water. That's all we were looking for,

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Speaker 3: to the point where I think it would be a

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Speaker 3: great app. Wouldn't this be a great app for people

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Speaker 3: who just want to have a pleasant bench in an

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Speaker 3: urban environment, like somewhere you can sit down and just

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Speaker 3: like hang out. Maybe you call it loitering, maybe you

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Speaker 3: call it benching, you know, but I mean it's primarily

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Speaker 3: for people on mushrooms.

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Speaker 2: Hey, there're gonna be more and more, is they? But

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Speaker 2: slowly become legal across the country, just like marijuana.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know. It's like every parent I

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Speaker 3: know like microdos's mushrooms, cause it's like, of course, it

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Speaker 3: just makes like the whole like I don't know, the

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Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, it's still funny for me too, Okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm enjoying it as well.

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Speaker 2: It's a giggly drug. I would argue it's the most

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Speaker 2: misunderstood drugs because I think people think it's like acid

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Speaker 2: or something, and you're like, it's the most easy to

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Speaker 2: regulate where you are. It's like you can get higher

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Speaker 2: if you want to, you could trip harder if you

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Speaker 2: want to, or you could stay right where you are

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Speaker 2: and just have a pleasant, glowy day.

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Speaker 3: You can just have like a microdose where it's just like, well,

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Speaker 3: I'm just feel general well being about the world. For fore,

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Speaker 3: that's what's wrong with What's wrong with that?

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Speaker 2: Not a damn thing.

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Speaker 3: So in our bonusodes, how are you, Scotty? How was

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Speaker 3: your weekend?

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Speaker 2: I went to Palm Springs with seven gay men out town.

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Speaker 3: That sounds delightful.

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Speaker 2: I was the only straight mail or cis mail whatever

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Speaker 2: we're calling ourselves this day. It was so pleasant. It

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Speaker 2: was our friend Steve's birthday. He does this every year

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Speaker 2: with a group of men. There's only one set of partners,

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Speaker 2: so it's just like seven really great, very different gay

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Speaker 2: men and you. We did just wonderful things. But the

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Speaker 2: big thing that they like to do, besides getting enhanced

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Speaker 2: and drinking is board games? Oh wow? And I'm not

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Speaker 2: like a normally. I like board games, but my problem

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Speaker 2: They're interested for ten minutes, and then they fade, and

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Speaker 2: They played to the end, every single one. They brought

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Speaker 2: about ten different games. It was a great dude named Matt,

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Speaker 2: and then played board games till two am, three and

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Speaker 3: I love this also. It was a great, very exciting

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Speaker 2: It was giggly. There were some times where the laugh

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Speaker 2: We did also go like, you know, we're we're older

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Speaker 2: for such atk bar. I love that perfect. We show

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Speaker 2: up fifteen bachelorette party, like four different bachelrette parties line

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Speaker 2: out the door, twenty dollars cover. We're like, no way.

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Speaker 2: just say yes exactly. I went with it and bought

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Speaker 3: Cattle too much cans that that night.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, exactly. And then so we went to like

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Speaker 2: and we just did like a crawl. But everywhere we wed,

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Speaker 2: we're bachelorette parties. And it's like one of the one

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Speaker 2: parties more than gay men hate them? At gay Bar's

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Speaker 2: other bachelorette parties. And then the game became watching bachelrette

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Speaker 2: parties enter, seeing all the other bachelorette parties that were

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Speaker 2: The one girl that you can tell they're never going

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Speaker 2: not exaggerating. I would say between twenty to forty bachelerette

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Speaker 2: they are, take the same ten pictures and it was

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Speaker 2: I would like weekend. I had a wonderful Pride weekend.

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Speaker 3: That sounds fantastic. I would like to encourage anyone who's

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Speaker 3: having a bachelorette party to not go to a comedy club.

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Speaker 3: That is a very common destination for bachelorette parties, less

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Speaker 3: so than less so for bachelor parties, but there's a

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Speaker 3: lot of bachelorette parties that go. And I think at

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Speaker 3: a bachelorette party, it's your one night. You guys want

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Speaker 3: You haven't say everybody's together. Everybody wants to have a chat.

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Speaker 3: Everybody's getting drunk, let's chat. That's what you should do. Definitely,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not at a place where you're supposed to be

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Speaker 2: I've had, like to go to so many bachelor parties

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Speaker 2: Rich's birthday, it was just like, that's a fun weekend. Like,

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Speaker 2: let's take a hike, let's have some drinks, let's go

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Speaker 2: look at something beautiful. Yeah, let's go swimming. It wasn't

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Speaker 2: just like how can we wrestle each other for twenty

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Speaker 3: Well, the bonus odes. We asked people for a bunch

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Speaker 3: of different things. Yeah, your confessions, your advice, next door shit,

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Speaker 3: and overwhelmingly what we got was people asking for advice.

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Speaker 2: I love that.

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Speaker 2: My whole thing is we're never going to give anybody

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Speaker 3: All right, So here we really did get a bunch. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Hello, banana boys, this is justin from Seattle. I need

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Speaker 4: of stuff. Well, my eighty three year old stepdad, you know,

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Speaker 4: school to become a plumber or electrician. Who obviously those

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Speaker 2: I heard it perfectly, all right, perfect first advice and

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Speaker 3: Great question, great question. I love this question. I actually

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Speaker 3: But I know this person personally. I haven't seen him

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Speaker 2: Do you want to go?

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Speaker 3: You want to what's your what's your what's your gut

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Speaker 2: Okay, my gut right out of the gate is I

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Speaker 2: school one hundred perc. I would also say this gentleman's

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Speaker 2: We want him to live to be one hundred and ten.

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Speaker 2: that money might be falling your way anyways, but in

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Speaker 2: the meantime, go do something that before the robots take over,

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Speaker 2: you're gonna be an essential person for like the next

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Speaker 3: Also, And even if you don't if in the future

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Speaker 3: go to you go you become an electrician. That's a

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Speaker 3: long time right to go job, actually do all that.

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Speaker 3: It's first off, it's a great job, good money, great job. Secondly,

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Speaker 3: imagine you then don't become an electrician full time. You

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Speaker 3: go back to being creative producer, and then you you

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Speaker 3: just reveal at some point, oh yeah, I could rewire

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Speaker 3: install a power point for someone. Yeah, I mean a

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Speaker 3: power point. I'm saying it like I'm from the UK,

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Speaker 3: like an outlet for someone. Sure, yes, I want to

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Speaker 3: do that. I want that practical magic. You're the king.

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Speaker 2: If you can rewire anything for anybody, you know you are,

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Speaker 2: you get elevated so high it's I regret not going

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Speaker 2: to I would do it now instead of college and

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Speaker 2: still pursuing writing. But I wish I had. I wish

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Speaker 2: I was a barber. I was thinking about this the

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Speaker 2: Move to a small island. Watch how many people ask

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Speaker 3: Also, just I would do it simply for the stories,

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Speaker 2: It's for the exact reasons that you think as an electrician.

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Speaker 3: We shout out to plumbers. Still love you and and

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Speaker 2: Absolutely come Wire's Banana Land in two years. We'd love

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Speaker 5: These are new to me, kay, banana boys, I'm in

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Speaker 3: Ah, you do more than that.

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Speaker 5: That's where we're gonna start.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank you guys.

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Speaker 2: Another great one, great to two for two right off

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Speaker 3: Look this is my initial response. Okay, yeah, of course

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Speaker 3: Do you remember the Hamburger helper?

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Speaker 2: I mean, yes, this is great advice.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, yeah, I like that. And then when he

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Speaker 2: I say, if he's asking you to do something new

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Speaker 3: Yeah, start?

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Speaker 2: Did I I must have told this. I know I

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Speaker 3: And it goes right over your finger and there you go.

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Speaker 2: I'm a glove. I remember being a kid. I would

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Speaker 2: Is so great. That's even more EXCITINGNY, Hello Banana boys.

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Speaker 8: My name is Annah from New Jersey, and I was

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Speaker 3: It's like, yep, two hundred and fifty dollars done. I'll

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Speaker 6: Having a lawyer. I just don't want to be part

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Speaker 3: You know, kind of want to take destiny to.

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Speaker 3: Yes, oh my goodness, yes, are you kidding me? If

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Speaker 3: you're interested. Look, I I've said it on the podcast before.

435
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Speaker 3: If I had changed my name when I first started

436
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Speaker 3: doing stand up to Curti b Oh, I mean I

437
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:49,120
Speaker 3: feel like, honestly, honestly, I would. I would be more popular.

438
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Speaker 2: You'd be the new Fluffy. You'd be the new Fluffy.

439
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: Curti b would be doing Dodger Stadium three nights. Yes,

440
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:02,879
Speaker 2: did you know Fluffy? He has a parking spot in

441
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:06,800
Speaker 2: the what was Staples Center now Crypto dot Com Arena,

442
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:09,840
Speaker 2: which is so embarrassing. I mean, how long can it

443
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:12,560
Speaker 2: be Crypto dot com arena? I know, really, why don't

444
00:23:12,560 --> 00:23:14,879
Speaker 2: we call it the crypt It doesn't make sense, not

445
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,160
Speaker 2: makes sense, or the Doge house. But why So he's

446
00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 2: the only person with like his own parking spot in

447
00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,920
Speaker 2: that structure and it literally says like reserve for Fluffy.

448
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:27,840
Speaker 3: So he changed his name to Fluffy right, Well.

449
00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:30,000
Speaker 2: That's what everybody calls him now. I think he's still

450
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 2: I don't think so.

451
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just goes by Fluffy though, I feel like.

452
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Speaker 2: I mean, the dude is nice as hell apparently, and

453
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,399
Speaker 2: he seems to be. I mean, he's just he's the

454
00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 2: biggest comedian. He's humongous. But yeah, they gave him. He

455
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,760
Speaker 2: sold out Staples like I don't know, five nights in

456
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Speaker 2: a row or whatever it was, and they just gave

457
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Speaker 2: him a spot. He has a parking spot.

458
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Speaker 3: That's absolutely imagine your own Crypto dot com parking slot.

459
00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,159
Speaker 3: I had, like VIP, I had VIP park, paid for

460
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,680
Speaker 3: VIP parking at Dodger Stadium. It was very far away.

461
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a walk. When you have little kids, you

462
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 2: realize it's a it's a hall. So yeah, an a

463
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:16,440
Speaker 2: banana absolutely I mean one super weird. I like how

464
00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 2: like the Scandinavians do it where you're like name is

465
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Speaker 2: gust and your dad's name is Gusta, then your Gus

466
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 2: Gustafson or whatever. That is very funny to me. Yeah,

467
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:27,199
Speaker 2: very convenient also, but yeah, if you don't want to

468
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:30,359
Speaker 2: just carry around your dad's last name, you want to

469
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,560
Speaker 2: be your own Banana. I think Anna Banana is an

470
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 2: awesome name. Your passport will get a laugh.

471
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Speaker 3: Everywhere you go all the time, and I mean, like,

472
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Speaker 3: I love Anna Banana. Here's also a pitch if you

473
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Speaker 3: want to get out of the patriarchy, is why not

474
00:24:46,520 --> 00:24:51,520
Speaker 3: be the name of your mom daughter of mom, like

475
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 3: in the same way it's Gus Gustafson, which means like

476
00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:58,680
Speaker 3: son of Gus, right, so just be like, I don't

477
00:24:58,680 --> 00:25:01,199
Speaker 3: know if your name, mom's name is Barbara, so your

478
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 3: last name would like be Barbara Dwton.

479
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,239
Speaker 2: I guess sun is easier than daughter. That is what

480
00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 2: we're really getting down.

481
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 3: And a Barbara daughter, well I would pay for that too.

482
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,159
Speaker 2: I love that.

483
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it? What's it? What other words are

484
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 3: there for that? Spawn of or what's another word for

485
00:25:29,600 --> 00:25:33,479
Speaker 3: a person who is the descendant.

486
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, child baby.

487
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 3: Uh spawn, there's another one. There's spont tip of my tongue.

488
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 3: It's not spawn. It's like uh o seed of not seed.

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Speaker 2: M Yeah, that's a go Anna. But also maybe if

490
00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,040
Speaker 2: you don't love your middle name, go full Anna Bbana,

491
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:59,320
Speaker 2: make a bow in the middle. You would like ba

492
00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: and a banana. Yeah, Anna bo Banana. People will be like,

493
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 2: she's fun, we love her. You gotta invite her every

494
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: wedding you go to. When they have the little table

495
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,560
Speaker 2: place card and people are like, what table am I at?

496
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,840
Speaker 2: And you're looking at all the boring names of the world,

497
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:21,000
Speaker 2: somebody's gonna be like, is there somebody here named Anna Bobana?

498
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 2: And then they're gonna see you on the dance floor

499
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,520
Speaker 2: and they're gonna want to know you.

500
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Speaker 3: So that would be if it was Anna Bana and

501
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,960
Speaker 3: your middle name was bo Anna Bobana.

502
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is change the middle name too.

503
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 2: If you're gonna go and change your last name, switch

504
00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,840
Speaker 2: out that middle name and become Anna bo Banana. Okay,

505
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,360
Speaker 2: but you're saying it's because you can also.

506
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Speaker 3: You can also do Anna Bana. It's just like just

507
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 3: fun to say, but it's not necessarily like a pun

508
00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 3: right off the bat or whatever. And then if you

509
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:57,680
Speaker 3: write the full name, it's Anna Banana. Oh it's Anna Banana.

510
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Speaker 2: Right where I'm saying, and you're right, it should be

511
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:05,879
Speaker 2: a different. But what I'm saying is go Anna bo

512
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,679
Speaker 2: Banana and then just let it go. But yes, I

513
00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:12,679
Speaker 2: will gladly three ideas right there. But yeah, Ana Banana,

514
00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 2: and I will pay for it as long as you

515
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 2: don't come back. And like the lawyer was, five thousand dollars,

516
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 2: then I'm out. I'm giving myself a clause. I can

517
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 2: be out at any moment, he.

518
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 3: Can be out.

519
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 2: It's a great idea, though, change your name, Like who cares?

520
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: I was having a thought the other day about changing

521
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,639
Speaker 2: my email or like my phone number, and I'm like,

522
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:34,359
Speaker 2: you know why, because it would be fun just to

523
00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 2: completely cut off the five hundred people that I that

524
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: have it in their phones who have never texted me

525
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 2: and just start anew.

526
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: I'm so angry at at at and T right now,

527
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 3: and I can't wait. I'm like stuck in this crazy

528
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:54,760
Speaker 3: like phone situation with them, and as soon as I

529
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:59,440
Speaker 3: resolve it, I cannot wait to call them up and

530
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:03,560
Speaker 3: like take my time canceling and like, have them go

531
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 3: through all the offers, like all like, just just have

532
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:11,120
Speaker 3: them talk to me for one full hour about what

533
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 3: they would do to keep someone. I've literally never changed.

534
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 3: It has been when I for got my first phone

535
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:21,520
Speaker 3: at age twenty four or whatever. It's been at and

536
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 3: T from the get go, and I've never changed, and

537
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 3: I cannot wait to just no matter what they offer

538
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:33,159
Speaker 3: me to say, like cancel it now.

539
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 2: Well, what if we cut it down thirty percent?

540
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 3: Cancer?

541
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 2: We say, And I say, what if we give you

542
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:40,880
Speaker 2: a I love that. Their incentive is always like and

543
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:43,640
Speaker 2: we're going to give you a landline too, And I'm like, boy,

544
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,440
Speaker 2: so I get you do not know you're talking to.

545
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: You kids, so I get double shitty service from you.

546
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,280
Speaker 2: If they came orre like, well, set up a fax

547
00:28:53,360 --> 00:28:55,560
Speaker 2: machine and a free fact line for you, Like, boy,

548
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:59,000
Speaker 2: you have yourself a customer. I think fax machines are

549
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 2: the new ham radio.

550
00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't be tracked. I don't know if that's true.

551
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: They could definitely be tracked, but I would love to

552
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 2: send like I would love if you had a fax machine.

553
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 2: I would love if I just heard that sound and

554
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: then it went up and then there was just some

555
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 2: paper with some message that you drew or whatever. Photo.

556
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, look at this slow resolution thin just

557
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 2: sent me. I'm gonna send this to my friend.

558
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: That is really fun. Also, it is the one thing

559
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 3: we have, do you know what I mean? It's the

560
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:31,000
Speaker 3: one thing we have now because at some point, like

561
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:34,440
Speaker 3: the tech is going to outpace where we are comfortable with,

562
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 3: like right now that the VR goggles. Apple just release

563
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 3: their VR goggles today.

564
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:39,320
Speaker 2: I saw that.

565
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's like, okay, so here's like the new beginning.

566
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 3: Like my kid, like Olive and Gus will be using

567
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 3: that constantly, you know, like in ten years whenever it's

568
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: ubiquitous that they'll just always be on these fuck these

569
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 3: goggles and I'm I'll probably get used to them or whatever.

570
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,360
Speaker 3: But anyway, like the point is like if we have

571
00:29:57,600 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 3: we can still control the old tech, which they simply

572
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 3: don't understand. Like Olive knows how to control Siri now.

573
00:30:03,800 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 3: So we have like a Siri machine and so whenever

574
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 3: I'm listening to music, she'll just walk up and go

575
00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 3: skip it, Siri, just like wow and skip the song

576
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 3: I'm listening to. And I'm like, please don't skip my

577
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 3: music should be like Siri, play the poop song and

578
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 3: then it'll just start playing this poop song. And so

579
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 3: I actually hooked up old school speakers that are not

580
00:30:23,520 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 3: connected to Siri. So the music was playing and she

581
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:29,000
Speaker 3: walked up to them and was like, Siri, skip it.

582
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 3: And then it just her face like being like, why

583
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 3: isn't sirih listening to me? I was like, because Siri,

584
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: is it hid these speakers?

585
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 2: Yes, we need a German word for that. Yeah, that

586
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,800
Speaker 2: seems like a thing where it's like you're getting slight

587
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 2: joy out of frustrating your children with their they don't

588
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,040
Speaker 2: understand the technology, and it's like you don't want to

589
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 2: hurt their feelings. You're not gonna point and laugh at them.

590
00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:55,480
Speaker 2: But deep down it feels kind of good. It feels

591
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 2: kind of good to trick them here it is just normal.

592
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:00,200
Speaker 3: Another one.

593
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: I love how many we got?

594
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 6: Hi, Kurt, Hi, Scottie, I need your voice. I have

595
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 6: a deep appreciation for the absurd, but I'm a serious

596
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 6: person outwardly.

597
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 3: I find it hard to.

598
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,200
Speaker 6: Let loose and be sociable or flirty with people. When

599
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:19,000
Speaker 6: I try, it turns into a weird, over exaggerated parody.

600
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:20,840
Speaker 6: Of an extrovert, which can.

601
00:31:20,760 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 3: Be off putting to say the least.

602
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,280
Speaker 6: As kids, we have that pure sense of play where

603
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,880
Speaker 6: you lose yourself fully and just have fun in the moment,

604
00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 6: and I miss that. I'm very good at being a

605
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 6: silly fool all by myself, but it's a challenge to

606
00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 6: be vulnerable around others. I admire from Bananas how you

607
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 6: each find joy in this ridiculous life. So my question

608
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:47,320
Speaker 6: to you is how do you play so well with

609
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 6: others even after all the bruises and hard knocks that

610
00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:56,800
Speaker 6: adulthood brings. Love you, guys, love the pod a bulose.

611
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:01,600
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a great voice, Smail or whatever these things

612
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 2: are coming in on. That was well articulated.

613
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 3: Yes, I love this one, Belle. It's a really good one.

614
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 3: And that all that I did. That the the self

615
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 3: awareness that it comes out as like a parody of

616
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:22,400
Speaker 3: an extrovert is so funny. I mean, like, you're very

617
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 3: obviously a very intelligent person as well very to be

618
00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 3: able to be that self aware of it is very

619
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,320
Speaker 3: very good. Yeah, And so I mean, Scotty, do you

620
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 3: want to go or shall I go first?

621
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: Well? First, but yeah, we can. I think you and

622
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 2: I can whittle this down from a giant sequoia into

623
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:42,840
Speaker 2: a number two pencil. But for me, I still whenever

624
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:46,160
Speaker 2: I do anything so absurd, which is daily in some capacity,

625
00:32:46,240 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 2: I am met with blank stares and yes awkward silences

626
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: all day, every day, everywhere I go. Yes, But sometimes

627
00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 2: somebody starts laughing so hard that I'm like, well, I'm

628
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 2: not alone in this world. I'm not alone on this planet,

629
00:33:01,120 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: yourself included. I do it all the time. It's like

630
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,120
Speaker 2: you just have to almost get thicker skin about accepting

631
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:12,320
Speaker 2: that you're gonna get rejected and then doing it for

632
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 2: yourself anyways.

633
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 3: That's the thing. It's like here, I think the idea

634
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 3: of playing well, there's a part of playing well which

635
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 3: is about the willingness to be vulnerable really right, So

636
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 3: a there's a thicker skin version of it, but there's

637
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,320
Speaker 3: also a willingness to kind of put yourself out there,

638
00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 3: and you have to have thick skin if it doesn't

639
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,880
Speaker 3: go well, because it won't go well all of the time.

640
00:33:40,120 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: I mean constantly, like I'll say things, but also a

641
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 2: lot of times. And this is something that is true

642
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 2: that you can never really validate it, but it is true.

643
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: Is that a lot of times those people think about

644
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,640
Speaker 2: that funny thing you did, and in their own time

645
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 2: it becomes funnier and funnier to them, because this is

646
00:33:57,080 --> 00:33:59,360
Speaker 2: what happens to me. Sometimes somebody will do something that's

647
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 2: so insane that observe it, and then like a week later,

648
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: I will start laughing about what that person did and

649
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Speaker 2: how insane it was or how silly it was or

650
00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,719
Speaker 2: absurd it was, and then I'm like, I can't wait

651
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: to see that person again. That is the funniest bit

652
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 2: that they just held onto all night. Over the weekend,

653
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Speaker 2: one of the gentlemen that I met was named Tim,

654
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: and the running joke was that everybody there were a

655
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 2: lot of bathrooms in this rental house we have, but

656
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:26,160
Speaker 2: that everybody should just go to the bathroom in Tim's car.

657
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: That was sort of a ring thing over the week

658
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:29,440
Speaker 2: and like, hey Tim, I just peed in your back seat.

659
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:31,799
Speaker 2: And he kept being like I love that drench. It

660
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,359
Speaker 2: drench the whole thing. And somebody be like, hey Tim,

661
00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 2: I just took a dump in your front seat. He'd

662
00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 2: be like absolutely go crazy in there, and driving back

663
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:43,800
Speaker 2: by myself, I was laughing so hard that he chose

664
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,880
Speaker 2: he chose his level of absurdity, which was like calm,

665
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 2: eerie agreeing with it, yeah, and strong encouragement, and at

666
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: no point was like, okay, bit's over, very funny. For

667
00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,919
Speaker 2: forty eight hours, he just was like I love that. Yeah,

668
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: hit the trunk too, the windshield inside the car. I'm like,

669
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 2: this is the silliest, dumbest bit for grown men to

670
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: make each other.

671
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Speaker 3: Laugh and like that. Like that also the idea that

672
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 3: you don't have to be high energy, you know, to

673
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 3: to to be social. You don't have to be the

674
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 3: life of the party, uh for sure, but like so,

675
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 3: but if you want to play along, like playing along

676
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,239
Speaker 3: is as most of the most of all of it,

677
00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 3: and that starts with classic improud stuff. Yes, and like

678
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,919
Speaker 3: whatever somebody says, like agree with it and then add

679
00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 3: something to it. Like as long as you're kind of

680
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 3: like adding something to the conversation, you don't have to

681
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 3: do it in like a here a walk a walk

682
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 3: a walker kind of voice. You can just do it

683
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: in your normal serious voice and people like smart enough,

684
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:50,080
Speaker 3: people will get that you're fun and love the absurd

685
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,080
Speaker 3: and like a social person.

686
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also, yeah, I think just scaling it back, I

687
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: think that's it. Maybe you're just doing too much. It

688
00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 2: sounds like you know that you're doing too much, but

689
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: do things. Don't stop. Whatever you do, keep being absurd

690
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 2: because it's oh god, if it's supposed to be flirty

691
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 2: and guys don't get it. That guy's a dork and

692
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: so you want people to laugh along with you, or

693
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 2: that gal's a dork. Like whatever you're doing, it's probably

694
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 2: very funny. And as soon at the moment you feel

695
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 2: like it's too much, turn that into your bit. It's

696
00:36:23,040 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 2: a little much, right, I should stop? Yeah, let them

697
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: respond to.

698
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 3: Yeah exactly that that that once talked about that it

699
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 3: was a friend of mine who talked about it in

700
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 3: the script, and like script writing, when you're when you're

701
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,480
Speaker 3: when you're struggling with like, ah, I want to do

702
00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 3: this with this character, but this character wouldn't do this

703
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:45,400
Speaker 3: exactly in this moment. There's kind of a cheat around

704
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 3: it is if you call it out, if you actually

705
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 3: have the character admitting that it's kind of out of

706
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,839
Speaker 3: character for them, not that it's out of character for them,

707
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 3: but if if there's an issue like this, this wouldn't

708
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 3: happen because of this thing, then just make a point

709
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 3: of point at it like it's weird that this thing

710
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,919
Speaker 3: is happening because normally it wouldn't happen because of this thing,

711
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 3: you know, So if you point at it, it's fun

712
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 3: and it's enjoyable. And honestly, I would say, and I

713
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 3: know this might be stupid, but take take an improv class.

714
00:37:13,560 --> 00:37:15,920
Speaker 3: Take an improv class, and you will meet people who

715
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,600
Speaker 3: want to do exactly what you're talking about, and you'll

716
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Speaker 3: have an instructor who is walking you through how to

717
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:24,320
Speaker 3: be playful in as an adult.

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Speaker 2: Yes, when I was nineteen, I was in Pensacola Beach.

719
00:37:27,960 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 2: I was hanging out with my buddy Russ. I had

720
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Speaker 2: my Oklahoma fake ID from Duncan, Oklahoma, and he's like,

721
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Speaker 2: we're going to go to Civil Qurridor tonight' scooter and

722
00:37:36,560 --> 00:37:38,239
Speaker 2: I was like, let's do it. I don't know what

723
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:41,000
Speaker 2: that means, but if you're from Pensacola, you know what

724
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 2: Civil Quarter is. It's like a giant nightclub bar. There's

725
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: a piano bar. There's like a regular kind of Irish

726
00:37:46,920 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 2: bar I think called like Phineas Fogs. There's a dance

727
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 2: floor that's two levels that kind of looks New orleansy

728
00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 2: it is and back then, especially was the hotspot to go.

729
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,319
Speaker 2: So we go directly from the beach. We like get

730
00:37:58,360 --> 00:37:59,960
Speaker 2: change real quick. We go, but I was wearing a hat.

731
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Speaker 2: I was just wearing a baseball cap. And when we

732
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Speaker 2: get there, security checks my fake ID and it was

733
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Speaker 2: a real fake ID, like it was a real Oklahoma

734
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Speaker 2: I d that I should not have had with my

735
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Speaker 2: photo on it. But he was like, no hats and

736
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 2: I was like, no hat. He's like yeah, like it

737
00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 2: was some gang related thing. I don't know, but you

738
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: weren't allowed to wear baseball caps. So my hair after

739
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,640
Speaker 2: a day at the beach and then wearing a hat

740
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:26,920
Speaker 2: looked insane. I had hat hair that was hilarious. And

741
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,239
Speaker 2: then we're going in to like dance with girls and

742
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:33,720
Speaker 2: have fun, right, And we go in and I'm like, well, okay,

743
00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 2: so now my hair's standing up like something about Mary,

744
00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: and Russe is like, what's the matter. I was like nothing.

745
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 2: He's like, see that pretty girl over there. I was

746
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 2: like yeah. He's like, go talk to her, and I'm

747
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:43,719
Speaker 2: like nah.

748
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,399
Speaker 3: But this dude, Russell, I remember the stories. Yeah, he's

749
00:38:46,400 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 3: the greatest, fascinating.

750
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,280
Speaker 2: And he had stains on his shirt. He was hilarious.

751
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: He was just the funniest guy. And he's like, Scooter,

752
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 2: you just need to walk up and be funny and

753
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 2: have confidence. And I was like, all right, go talk

754
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 2: to that girl then. And this was a beautiful girl

755
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:02,160
Speaker 2: sitting with another her female friend at the bar and

756
00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 2: he sits down and he excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt.

757
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 2: You look like doctor Spock and then pointed past her shoulder,

758
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 2: so pointed over her shoulder. So when the girl turned

759
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,880
Speaker 2: around and then turned back, he had done the vulcan

760
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: doctor Spock hand thing to the side of his face

761
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: and was making the stupid face. And the girl went

762
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:26,640
Speaker 2: from being insulted and confused to like just seeing how

763
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:29,239
Speaker 2: dumb this guy was. He did It was the stupidest

764
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,560
Speaker 2: thing I've ever seen. Makes sense, really doesn't make sense. Hey,

765
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 2: you know who you look like? Doctor Spock pointed past

766
00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 2: She turns away, turns back. He's got his hands to

767
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 2: his face and he's making his face like yep, I

768
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:43,399
Speaker 2: made a mistake, And she started to laugh. We hung

769
00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 2: out and danced with those two women all night long.

770
00:39:46,719 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 2: It was the ballsiest, stupidest move and it worked. If

771
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,040
Speaker 2: it hadn't worked, the cool thing about him is he

772
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:55,160
Speaker 2: would have gone, I'm sorry, you just don't get it

773
00:39:55,200 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: and walk away. And he was like that kind of guy.

774
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:04,279
Speaker 2: He was silly. Are dealerships now gyms? He wants gyms? Yeah,

775
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:08,840
Speaker 2: five or seven anytime fitnesses. He's one of the funniest,

776
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: greatest dudes I've ever met. Perfect. Yes, he would, he would,

777
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Speaker 2: he would. He would put absurdity into a situation, do

778
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:19,359
Speaker 2: something so silly, and maybe ninety percent of the time

779
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Speaker 2: it struck out, but the ten percent of the time

780
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Speaker 2: it didn't. Were dance in Seville Corder with me with

781
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 2: my hair standing up and him with stains on his

782
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Speaker 2: white T shirt and everybody had a wonderful evening.

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Speaker 3: Oh I love it.

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Speaker 3: More, all right, here's last one.

786
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789
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Speaker 2: Just put in the subject line Banana's advice and we

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Speaker 2: will do our best. But if you want to hear

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Speaker 2: your beautiful voices, which this is thrilling for me to

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Speaker 2: Well that Mike sounds good.

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Speaker 8: Banana boys. This is Laurie from Washington. I first just

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Speaker 8: want to say thank you so much for helping me

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Speaker 8: get through the pandemic. It was definitely painful, but you

804
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Speaker 8: guys made it so much better. The advice I am

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Speaker 8: asking for is I have thirteen days left teaching my

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00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 8: second graders and we are all getting a little stir crazy.

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Speaker 8: So if you took over my class for one day,

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Speaker 8: what are some activities you would do with my students?

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Speaker 3: Love you guys so much. Thanks bye. Look right off

810
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Speaker 3: the bat, I'm saying Plato human centipede. That's my first feeling.

811
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Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

812
00:41:58,040 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 2: Yes, everybody makes a different setment of a centipede, and

813
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 2: then it's your job to put them all together. Name it.

814
00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 2: Everybody takes a photo of.

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Speaker 3: It, and then that is not what I was picturing.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to make it clean. I think these

817
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 2: are second graders. Everybody should know how to fold a

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00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 2: paper crane if you haven't already done that class and

819
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 2: teach yourself how to make a paper crane. I had

820
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Speaker 2: a buddy named Dan Glass. There was a hobby day

821
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Speaker 2: and he lied and told the teacher that his hobby

822
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: was orgami. And Dan and his poor mom had to

823
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,560
Speaker 2: learn how to fold orgabby all night before it so

824
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 2: he could pretend that he knew how to do organmi.

825
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,439
Speaker 2: And I think about that little kid lying and it's

826
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Speaker 2: like he just wanted to be interesting, and you know

827
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 2: he could stand out, and instead, there he and his

828
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Speaker 2: mom are reading orgami books and fold a paper until sudrise.

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Speaker 3: I was wondering if you would be able to do this,

830
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 3: But this could be a kind of a fun thing

831
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Speaker 3: to do, is to plan a sidewalk mural for the school.

832
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: And then so you would plan it out together and

833
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 3: then you would actually go with one class if you're

834
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Speaker 3: allowed to go outside, to go outside with with with

835
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 3: sidewalk chalk, and everyone has like a little section. You

836
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:16,640
Speaker 3: break it up into little squares and then catch the

837
00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:19,279
Speaker 3: square and then everybody else just colors it in and

838
00:43:19,320 --> 00:43:21,400
Speaker 3: then you have this like kind of nice gift for

839
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 3: the school, and the kids got to learn how to

840
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 3: do a project together and how to make a big

841
00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 3: thing broken up into small pieces.

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00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: I think that's a great idea. That's actually a beautiful

843
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: idea that I wish me and my adult friends did.

844
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Speaker 2: That's what I want to do on bachelor parties. I

845
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,480
Speaker 2: want to do sidewalk murals with a bunch of grown men. Yeap.

846
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 2: What about? What about a time capsule that nobody knows

847
00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 2: where you bury it and all the kids just have

848
00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:52,439
Speaker 2: to put wishes for themselves and the world, And then

849
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: year over the weekend you just tell them that you

850
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,040
Speaker 2: buried it somewhere and their wishes are going to be

851
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: out there in the world and all they have to

852
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,959
Speaker 2: do is go make them come true.

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00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:03,960
Speaker 3: Oh I like that also, I like I like a

854
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:07,759
Speaker 3: time capsule. Just from second to third grade, like, yeah,

855
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 3: they say like what are you what are you worried about?

856
00:44:11,239 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 3: Or what are you excited about? For third grade? And

857
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 3: at the end of second grade you bury it and

858
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 3: at the end of third grade you dig it out

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Speaker 3: and you find out what what matched up.

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Speaker 2: Where the fears realized? Did you just circumvent them because

861
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 2: you're a little older and a little wiser. That's sweet. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we're full of them credit cards and mortgages and investing

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Speaker 2: and basic saving stuff that they should be teaching every

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Speaker 2: high school student that they don't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just rocket mortgage. Let's just do rocket mortgage for the.

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Speaker 2: Last sign them up. They're going to learn it somewhere.

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Speaker 2: It might as well be in your second grade classroom.

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Speaker 2: Well we did it, Scottie.

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Speaker 3: Congratulations, congratulations on your first advice. Bonusodes sir, you too.

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Speaker 2: I think that this is going to be it. I

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Speaker 2: think this is gonna stick. It's funny. We did get

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Speaker 2: some like fun confessions. I absolved everybody. But I think

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Speaker 2: I like hearing our bananimals voices and I like connecting

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Speaker 2: with them because the only time we get to see

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Speaker 2: these people usually after the live shows. Yeah, this is

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Speaker 2: very fun experience. And as we said at the top,

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Speaker 2: we're not experts at anything. This is just Banana's advice

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Speaker 2: that you might not be getting from anybody else in

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Speaker 2: your life. So if there's something very serious, this might

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Speaker 2: not be the place to ask advice. We might not

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Speaker 2: play it on the air. But if it's a little silly,

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Speaker 2: you know we'll be on your side.

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Speaker 3: But also, yeah, as long as it's not like life

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Speaker 3: or death, give it to us, give it to us.

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Speaker 3: I'm ready to get a little serious. Okay, let's get

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Speaker 3: serious again. Think that you know the Hamburger helper is

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Speaker 3: going to be in there helping us answer these things. Okay, great, whoa, whoa,

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Speaker 3: whoa Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Bananas Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 3: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and

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Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.