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Speaker 1: Hey man, look, I told the twenty night at the

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Speaker 1: go to ga? We if we stayed down this think.

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Speaker 1: I won't say that the Brazilians had the best ass.

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Speaker 1: Why it ain't like an Australian butt lift more Alabama Misissippi,

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Speaker 1: but I think it has known famination. I ain't seen

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Speaker 1: all the asses, but I will say that the pictures

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Speaker 1: I've seen from Brazil they are top three, real on

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Speaker 1: the carnivals and stuff. They got some bubble, Bud said,

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Speaker 1: But I wouldn't what you want suing Mississippi but left

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Speaker 1: It's some fat asses in Mississary. Are there's some good

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Speaker 1: surgeons though, No, there's some these is just straight corn

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Speaker 1: bread black. When we grew up down the side, women

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Speaker 1: didn't the case with a lot of women Now. I

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Speaker 1: don't know why women go get these surgeries, especially if

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Speaker 1: you aren't having no kids. You should just wait on

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Speaker 1: your on your mama. But it that's when the ass

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Speaker 1: and the tender show up after them. Babies. So are

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Speaker 1: you saying that women don't get asked from doing squads.

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Speaker 1: They get asked from their jeans because their mama had

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Speaker 1: the jeans. You know what I'm saying. They get asked

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Speaker 1: after they didn't had two or three babies, like God

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Speaker 1: got another body for most women. That's gonna come hold

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Speaker 1: on later on in life. Everybody know that. Then find

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Speaker 1: his motherfucker's was skin his hell ten years ago. Then

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Speaker 1: the thing is one, can I tell you that, little boy?

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what happened? They? Okay, homeboy, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna say a name. He tried to. He used to

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Speaker 1: He did that three times, six months, had a dying piece,

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Speaker 1: no kids, no stretch marks, stallion. I didn't approve of it,

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Speaker 1: But that's why I don't want to say his name.

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Speaker 1: That's nine hundred dollars. Don't heard that's about nine hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: But you've just I thought it was more than that.

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Speaker 1: That should easily that. You know how much corn bread

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Speaker 1: you could just fucking eat and get the same ass.

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Speaker 1: I think the perception is wrong. Just like y'all said

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Speaker 1: I think they want then. I think women want men

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Speaker 1: with big dicks, and it's associated with tall men sometimes.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think. I don't think no women women

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Speaker 1: say that. Women say they like big dick. You know,

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Speaker 1: if any women are here, Like if a women don't

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Speaker 1: like a man with a big dick, shame ship. But

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Speaker 1: a little girl who never faced the fields and God

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Speaker 1: put up. That's all. I ain't even got talk about.

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Speaker 1: I don't get back to have this ondit. But I'm

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Speaker 1: just saying, I'm listening to y'all. Do you understand that

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Speaker 1: women have so many dick substitutes? Yes, you get substitutes,

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Speaker 1: Yes they do. And I'm just saying what I think.

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Speaker 1: What what I just said. You already got dick surgery too.

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Speaker 1: You can extend your dick. What's going on out here? Man,

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Speaker 1: ain't no coming back from that. They put rods in

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Speaker 1: your ship something. I don't know how it works. I

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Speaker 1: ain't click the link. I thought I thought it was

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Speaker 1: a Facebook spam. I feel like I'm in it just

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Speaker 1: for real, damn. I just think. I think if you could,

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Speaker 1: short niggers. And then you decided to drop setting it

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Speaker 1: two rex he kept a quick three four inches. You

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Speaker 1: That's something that's no different than that. Why would you

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Speaker 1: Why would you be hung up on what one bit

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Speaker 1: of in plastic surgery. I'm not gonna fix myself other

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Speaker 1: I ain't say you change in general, you have self esteem,

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Speaker 1: Number one, if first of all, height ain't never stopped

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Speaker 1: saying that the surgery is for men who don't believe

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Speaker 1: that ship is too new around and get some new legs.

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Speaker 1: Now you can't flat every time you get on the

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Speaker 1: You want to know exactly now your body and your

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Speaker 1: mind hasn't accepted these new legs, and you can't even

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Speaker 1: What you start doing? Comment the right man that start

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Speaker 1: Ham was enough. You know, I split time because I

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Speaker 1: So you got to answer all this ship because we

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Speaker 1: to family. Clayton was right behind me. Man, you gratulated

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Speaker 1: m My pops used to be a professor. And the

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Speaker 1: lifetime and chief you know red Wood Abraham was Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my pops the agitator. Mothers came for him. Yes, look

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Speaker 1: And you find me any civil rights picture, My pops

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Speaker 1: that reported that ship he had done. Carnelius, that's Royal Daddy.

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Speaker 1: ain't no game, motherfucker. We out here, these motherfucker's trying

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Speaker 1: why I ended up. So when your dad went to Vietnam,

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Speaker 1: in Vietnam. He was in Vietnam. Dad. He was used

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Speaker 1: New York, it's probably the same. It's for sure the

423
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 1: same ship and a. When you work the South and

424
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: the Midwest starting out, you see every week you see

425
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,639
Speaker 1: all the different ways your career could go for every

426
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: type of comedian. You open for alcoholics, you open for

427
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: the ones that's hustling. The ones that's on drugs, the

428
00:24:56,320 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: ones that be disappearing, the weird ones, the ones you

429
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: joking five six years and they're slowly starting to fall off,

430
00:25:03,680 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: the ones who don't do nothing but chase fucking women

431
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:10,240
Speaker 1: the whole fucking night. Like and you start seeing, Oh,

432
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,959
Speaker 1: if I make that choice, that's gonna happen. I mean

433
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 1: this short, it's like you get you get up, you

434
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: get three of you into all of the different buckets

435
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,640
Speaker 1: your career to go into. You can see the younger

436
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,960
Speaker 1: comedian come in and how they come in and do

437
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,720
Speaker 1: that too, you know, mean, yeah, it's cycle. Yeah, so

438
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: you know that's that's that's my ship. Man is I

439
00:25:30,359 --> 00:25:34,920
Speaker 1: sit on Instagram and watch everybody any stand up joke, anything.

440
00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 1: I want to see what the fun everybody's doing. I

441
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 1: don't want to see nothing. I'll be trying to I

442
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: don't even want to know what they're talking about. I

443
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 1: love it. I love it because I'm still a fan

444
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 1: of the craft and not saying yawlling you know, doing

445
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,440
Speaker 1: what y'all do. But I just like watching what other

446
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:54,960
Speaker 1: folks are doing, man, because I still sometimes just enjoy

447
00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:58,640
Speaker 1: seeing different perspectives and ship. You mean, like the whole

448
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 1: internet crazy like videos and everything, not just sketches. So

449
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: I'm talking to stand up too. Like I know a

450
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 1: lot of comedians don't watch other comedians. Yeah, I don't

451
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,760
Speaker 1: be watching. You don't because I hate him or something.

452
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,280
Speaker 1: I just it's you want to make sure that your

453
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: career exactly correct. So I'm like, well, let me see

454
00:26:17,720 --> 00:26:20,199
Speaker 1: what they're doing. Because that that that started because I

455
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:23,040
Speaker 1: didn't book comment you. So I got mad. You never

456
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: did comment you know I did it, but like I

457
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: got turned down the first two years, I never did.

458
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: You know, it's about comment you. A lot of ships

459
00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: sucked up about it. It was really funked up about

460
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,199
Speaker 1: Comicview is that they would send you a letter to

461
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: let you know you weren't selected. You can just tell me,

462
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:43,239
Speaker 1: just don't call me, and I will assume that they

463
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: would senior a letter I think, I think shout out

464
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:53,440
Speaker 1: to Steve Harvey's old company and with Sean McDonald used

465
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: the word for him. Yeah, so they know. It was

466
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: a blue It was a blue logo with a little

467
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:02,400
Speaker 1: thin in and yeah, the leaf and the old overlap

468
00:27:02,480 --> 00:27:06,520
Speaker 1: the end. I remember that rejection letter. You were you

469
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:10,359
Speaker 1: were not selected this year for the coming, keep trying.

470
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 1: It's like an uplifting paragraph of the Jesus. And then

471
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 1: you rushed it and he was like, yeah, I used

472
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,959
Speaker 1: to show up down to the comic views, man, like

473
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,360
Speaker 1: you know about this show being that was come on, man,

474
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: you beat an awful boy. I mean you're just going

475
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 1: down and just waiting on something. No, because you show

476
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: up and you get to see all the comedians who

477
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,600
Speaker 1: ain't never put you over ship, you know what I'm saying,

478
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,639
Speaker 1: Like everybody knew about except you. You You were just at

479
00:27:38,680 --> 00:27:42,520
Speaker 1: the club with everybody equivalent of flying standby on the

480
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: flight but trying to get on TV. So you show

481
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: up to the venue and hope someone else that's book

482
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 1: does not show you. Hope he dies in a car crash.

483
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,119
Speaker 1: Nobody had no cell phones like that, And then the

484
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,000
Speaker 1: producer would just come out, yeah we don't we don't

485
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:04,720
Speaker 1: see zu man if it literally boiled down to who

486
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:08,160
Speaker 1: you knew, and so like I went commone party, Guard Year,

487
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:12,879
Speaker 1: the New Orleans, the New Orleans with Bruce. That's when

488
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: they stopped making So I was in the lobby and

489
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: the only nigga that I knew was opportun Day and

490
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:24,199
Speaker 1: Spank Brown Spanky Brown alright, Peter Spank and so those

491
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: those were my two dudes, but they were barely in theirself.

492
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: And I peeped game and I see Spanky trying to

493
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: get the producer's attention. He I'm like, oh no, I

494
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 1: didn't drove all the way down here for nothing. You

495
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: know who played that ship right though? It was fucking

496
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: shy Shty Shawty came down there, and this nigga went

497
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,280
Speaker 1: out in the audience line and just started roasting niggas

498
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: in line, just like you just here as a fucking alternate.

499
00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: So fuck it, I'm a roasting I don't kill the murder,

500
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: and I'm just like that, ain't that ain't in me,

501
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: That ain't what I do. So I just couldn't do

502
00:29:04,680 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 1: comedy that year. So I got pissed about it. So

503
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:10,920
Speaker 1: I went in that whole season. I came down with

504
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:13,080
Speaker 1: Tony Woods, but go away. I remember the laugh one though.

505
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 1: So I sit down and I just I watched Comic

506
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: View for a whole year, and I made a list

507
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:22,880
Speaker 1: of every topic that every discussed, straight spreadsheet handwritten every night.

508
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 1: I checked sex, ugly people, cripples, baby Mama's poverty joke,

509
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: poverty jokes, sex women need to suck. Dick made a

510
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,160
Speaker 1: list of everything that every every subject that was broken

511
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 1: on the show that year and the next year. I

512
00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:45,960
Speaker 1: just like, I'll talk about anything but that stuff. Y'are

513
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: gonna sunk with me if nothing else because I'm different.

514
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: So they just forced my writing into a place where

515
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: even if I ain't the funniest, let the at least

516
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 1: start in a place that nobody else is cooking. And

517
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:59,120
Speaker 1: then if I can make it funny, now I'm funny

518
00:29:59,160 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 1: and original. Yeah, man, because white comedians can say any

519
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: fucking thing, and that ship just work. Oh McDonald had

520
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:12,240
Speaker 1: a farmer, a farmer right, the white people go crazy? Dude,

521
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: you hear the farm joke? So at rocks? Oh McDonald,

522
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 1: do you believe this ship? You know, you know who's

523
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:24,920
Speaker 1: underrated to me? And that ship where they can just

524
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: take a sentence and work that ship over and over again,

525
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: it's sucking. JB. Smooth Man j V. Smooth can go

526
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 1: on stage. You can give him three sentences and he

527
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: will do a ten minute joke off three just callbacks.

528
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: And you've just seen an orange in the store, just

529
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:46,440
Speaker 1: just mother orang. It's a little green. I don't trust

530
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: that little green part of the orange. Why don't you

531
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: pick that orange if it wasn't completely screen and he

532
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: will just milk and milk, and he has jokes that

533
00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 1: are just like you said that, just say this is

534
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: like what the ship's ain't nothing in the world faster,

535
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 1: impume is the fastest in the world, nothing, fast and pure.

536
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: This nigga handed joke about this fucking uh the fifty

537
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:21,040
Speaker 1: cent song that that song with Tony Yeah, yo, okay,

538
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: what is that ships so seductive for? He was acting like, oh,

539
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: that's the best song cover. Fucking me get driving stage coach,

540
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: that motherfucker. He wouldn't stagecoach. He would act like you're

541
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: driving the stage coaches. But he's like he had these

542
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:41,800
Speaker 1: biggest boots. Man. This ship was the opening jokes I've

543
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 1: ever seen a comedian, dude, because he was doing this

544
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: ship for like ten minutes. I'm reading this paper. Do

545
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: you see it? Sais November the fifth we're supposed to

546
00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: be in Like, yeah, at the north Yeah exactly, and

547
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: that's in South Carolina. You gotta say that. So it

548
00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:18,560
Speaker 1: was just like, oh, talking about that's right, So that's

549
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: the second ship that's gonna be having to November the

550
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: fifth when we're getting trus Man to make sure you

551
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 1: get those tickets at the website. Eight packs up. What's

552
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: the day returning to get a letter? Make some ticket

553
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:38,440
Speaker 1: while you're playing with yourself. I wish I could remember

554
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 1: the joke he had about getting pulled over or like

555
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,120
Speaker 1: a dude behind them, like a police or something like that.

556
00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. He's saying to dud is

557
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:48,040
Speaker 1: acting like a police behind them. You know what I mean, Yeah,

558
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: making it the sound and stuff like that. That's aboutter

559
00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000
Speaker 1: with throwing rocks out or whatever that was at the club.

560
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: But like in New York, man, you know what I mean,

561
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 1: like one of the spots. I came up to the

562
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 1: New York bracket when we did Last Comics Standing, watching

563
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,360
Speaker 1: this and then you try to read them goddamn que cards.

564
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: Last time standard together. Now he was one of the hosts.

565
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:17,480
Speaker 1: I did the one thing Last Comic Standing did for me.

566
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: It made it makes you complete. It was this was

567
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 1: the first year when the first year it was like

568
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 1: the early days, alive tweeting, play me some pimping on

569
00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 1: this one man, because this here you go. You on.

570
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: If you're on the show, your job is too yourself

571
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: with the social media and all of that ship, and

572
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: every night, every Monday night, you had to get online

573
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,880
Speaker 1: and interact with all the people was watching Last Comic

574
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:47,320
Speaker 1: Standing and just in the hashtag you just see people

575
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: saying the most terrible shit about you. Oh yeah, it

576
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: was before the YouTube. Not for the most part. I

577
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,040
Speaker 1: mean YouTube was around, but just in terms of just

578
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,520
Speaker 1: seeing people go they ain't funny, Nigga, fun mom, Luther

579
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: King and just every every fucking Monday for two months,

580
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,080
Speaker 1: I have to read all this terrible ship. And on

581
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: the other side of I was like, oh this should

582
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,759
Speaker 1: I'm binding. It's like it was like for like a

583
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 1: week or two that should have sunk with you. And

584
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,319
Speaker 1: then after that, Oh man, y'all is just born just

585
00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: need something to hate that you ought to read some

586
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: of the comments that be on this show. Oh, I'm

587
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: sure it's YouTube. YouTube go hard. Yeah, some of motherfucker's

588
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: wait to fit the eight minutes in. Do they ever

589
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: tell you the truth? Do YouTube ever tell the truth

590
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:36,720
Speaker 1: to or not? No? No they don't. I think they're

591
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: like I wondered about the ship that we don't get

592
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 1: to see. How did that ship even get through the filter?

593
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: You know they don't show you all that ship. Oh yeah,

594
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,879
Speaker 1: they said, because they don't want you to really know

595
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: how good your ship really is. You imagine you to

596
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,279
Speaker 1: click on one of these fucking episodes. It's just got

597
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,640
Speaker 1: eighty five thousand comments, it's two million followers. You mean

598
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,959
Speaker 1: to tell me won't give a three comments? Or show

599
00:35:00,680 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: man kiss my dick? Somebody laughed. So we got shows

600
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: that have fucking twenty million views, a hundred and nineteen comments.

601
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 1: They see me, you're gonna get my fifty million ship.

602
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: You got damn the ship out here? This weird you see,

603
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:28,959
Speaker 1: I don't tell your name like that. Bro, We're gonna

604
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: put your name in the title. And they spilling like

605
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,440
Speaker 1: who it dude? Man, Oh my god, help you na

606
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: got it out? Man? You gotta ask you about some

607
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 1: of my favorite ship. Man. You know, you've put in

608
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,560
Speaker 1: a lot of great work. Man, you got a lot

609
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: of great stand up material out there. You in the

610
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 1: rotation with You've been in the rotation since Premium Blend. Yeah,

611
00:35:54,320 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: oh four. Yeah. My favorite ship is I consider a

612
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:04,640
Speaker 1: classic in my list of comedy classics. Slap you to

613
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,839
Speaker 1: sleep man on the prank call. Yeah, I asked when

614
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: I did that was oh seven, man, tell me about it?

615
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 1: How you put that together? Like it's timeless. Yeah. So

616
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:25,279
Speaker 1: I was doing the prank calls and Ricky left. Ricky

617
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 1: had left UM Birmingham, so Ricky was known for pranks.

618
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: So when I got hired at they was like, well

619
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,839
Speaker 1: you gotta do pranks. You can do whatever funk else

620
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:39,759
Speaker 1: you want, which is so then what I picked. I

621
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: keep game that we was doing pranks. This is like

622
00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:48,399
Speaker 1: O two oh three, this is pre YouTube and I'm

623
00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 1: taking these pranks. We're airing them one time and we're

624
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 1: doing ship else with them. No more. So I go

625
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,360
Speaker 1: to my boss, I'm like, put these online on what's like?

626
00:36:59,719 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: That's I set up my web page, sever the web page,

627
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: put the prank calls on there. This one going this

628
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:08,240
Speaker 1: when you went viral over email, there was a time

629
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:12,960
Speaker 1: young people telling a stranger would send you a fucking

630
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 1: file and you would download that bitch like that was hey,

631
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,399
Speaker 1: trust me this file. You didn't call it, they dinna

632
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 1: go news. You had it was you just trusted. How

633
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:32,000
Speaker 1: long did it take to that? Look about forty minutes,

634
00:37:32,719 --> 00:37:36,960
Speaker 1: three minute prank call or some ship. So I started

635
00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 1: putting the CDs together, and they started running me in

636
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:44,239
Speaker 1: consignment and the black owned shops town. And then a

637
00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 1: couple of DJs started getting ahold of my ship. So

638
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 1: my ship started getting put a chameleon, and I put

639
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 1: my ship on a bunch of mixtapes, and so the

640
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:54,839
Speaker 1: pranks started traveling around to other radio stations. And that's

641
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:56,920
Speaker 1: how I started getting booked in another comedy clubs and

642
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:59,279
Speaker 1: other markets because I would just send them pranks. I

643
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: would sending them just a whole last fucking floppy disk.

644
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: This is before USB stick with the metal slide that

645
00:38:08,239 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 1: joint I was. I would mail that bitch to a

646
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,040
Speaker 1: radio station. Go, my nigga played this ship for me.

647
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:14,919
Speaker 1: All you gotta do is say my name. I don't

648
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 1: want no bread. I bet you gotta cell phone with

649
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 1: a little rotaridalo. That motherfucker's so. And then I let

650
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 1: that ship marinate on the radio station in that market

651
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: for like two months, and I turn around the call

652
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 1: the comedy club. But you gotta sunk with me. I'm

653
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: on the radio. That's how we get booked. So I

654
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: do I do a CD and uh so that was

655
00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:42,319
Speaker 1: his lady, so Hurricane could train. That happens and after

656
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,920
Speaker 1: the Coming View. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was to Sheryl Underwood.

657
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,439
Speaker 1: Year they stopped, they stopped the filming. I was there,

658
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: and that you should have been leaving the city of sucking.

659
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,880
Speaker 1: Hurricane was coming now, I know, we know, but we

660
00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 1: knew it was gonna be that bad. But they wasn't stop.

661
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: It was like, maybe we're not making no more TV.

662
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:09,040
Speaker 1: Everyone leave town. Yeah, and your ass was still waiting, right,

663
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: They're gonna shut down because I'm supposed to be on it,

664
00:39:13,880 --> 00:39:17,840
Speaker 1: I'm halting it. They stopped about folk shows or five shows.

665
00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,320
Speaker 1: It was like the comedians. Man, when I had already

666
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: got stopped in the first Coming View, I said, god damn.

667
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 1: So so you remember Katrina hit and people got relocated

668
00:39:29,239 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: all over the South. So at the time, that ship

669
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: was some tense ship because there was a lot of

670
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,720
Speaker 1: cats that were coming from New Orleans in certain parts

671
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:40,960
Speaker 1: of it. Like I knew what was happening in Houston,

672
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: it was for sure happening in Berminham. I just speak

673
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,160
Speaker 1: on Burminham with cats was coming and it was starting

674
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: to be like starting to be tense between folks. You know,

675
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,560
Speaker 1: a little bit of turf war, a little bit of

676
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: just why these folks coming in dictating Atlanta. I'm trying

677
00:39:57,120 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 1: to be nice about it. It was it was too

678
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 1: because you had a lot of different sets mix, mixing

679
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 1: that normally don't have to mass. But I don't know

680
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: all the violence everywhere went up, but I don't went up,

681
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:11,600
Speaker 1: but I remember, but I remember still that everybody was

682
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,880
Speaker 1: coming together. I know, the black folks definitely nid you

683
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:16,919
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. That's when black people together, there's

684
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 1: gonna be some vialentce. I'm talking about before when we

685
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: saw everybody down there like that, you know what I'm saying.

686
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,480
Speaker 1: We saw that it was the black people that I'm

687
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: not saying it wasn't love. There was definitely love in

688
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: the mix of all of that blankets and toys and

689
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: sheltering on the water and ship, but it was also niggers.

690
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 1: It was like, yo, I'm here to get money, and

691
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 1: the locals was like, no, you were not. It was

692
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: like my ain't that ship was so it was tense.

693
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,399
Speaker 1: So I call a lady, told her we was gonna

694
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,960
Speaker 1: cut us so security check to give money to Hurricane

695
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:52,040
Speaker 1: Contrain the victors. She went to Barbara. Barbara's Check is

696
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:55,520
Speaker 1: the name of the call, and so I put that

697
00:40:55,600 --> 00:41:00,279
Speaker 1: online just random day, put it on my websack. Who

698
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: I was. Later my website crash web master, call, hey man,

699
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 1: we gotta ask some bandwidth the website. This ship going up, okay,

700
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,000
Speaker 1: and a couple more give a bite chiller, jella bites,

701
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 1: whatever the funk it is, crash again. My website crashed

702
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: like three days in a row. We just keep up

703
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: in the server space and all of that ship and

704
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: so that was no Folks was flooding my website to

705
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: download the call. And at this point YouTube, I put

706
00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:30,240
Speaker 1: it on YouTube. On YouTube. You just listen to ship

707
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: on YouTube. Wasn't even a visual website yet. So I

708
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:39,000
Speaker 1: took that call and started doing more and more and

709
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,280
Speaker 1: putting it with other calls, and then put that album

710
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: together and that was the one that did like the

711
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,760
Speaker 1: best for me to this day. You know, with the pranks,

712
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,800
Speaker 1: you know that was an error. Man. What I figured

713
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 1: out though, is I got older. Once I got into

714
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: my thirties, I couldn't keep doing them because you know,

715
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: prank calls, I was a young man's game. To me.

716
00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 1: At least technology to change. You can't even do it

717
00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:04,480
Speaker 1: no more. It's too hard. Nobody like you prank called

718
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,640
Speaker 1: somebody an oh three, the way I used to block

719
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,720
Speaker 1: my numbers with a T, A T and T calling

720
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:15,239
Speaker 1: car and just say it's if it's seven to old Denver, Nuver. Yeah,

721
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:20,839
Speaker 1: curiosity prank calls used to be reading and the curiosity

722
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: of the unknown. Now you don't even want to know

723
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,239
Speaker 1: who calling you, even in vis your family. You sent

724
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:30,600
Speaker 1: him the Vega smell, so you can't even really do

725
00:42:30,640 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: that ship no more so. I as the pranks grew,

726
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:36,800
Speaker 1: I had to start prank calling people out of town.

727
00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: And the thing with Birmingham, and this is what Rickie

728
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,840
Speaker 1: set up. Rickie Smiley set up an atmosphere where if

729
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 1: I prank call you is love and you know me,

730
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,719
Speaker 1: you know the station I'm in the community. You know

731
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,479
Speaker 1: I don't mean you no harm. When the pranks grew,

732
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,719
Speaker 1: too many niggas in Birmingham to my voice, so we

733
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 1: started calling out of towners, out of towner don't know me,

734
00:42:57,719 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 1: you don't give a funk about me, and you've a

735
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:02,520
Speaker 1: can fess a love and motherfucker ran up on me

736
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 1: in Cleveland at the show and that sounds like all right,

737
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 1: this ain't oh. Personally, they do heyn did we tell you, Yeah,

738
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: I ain't. I'm not gonna fight you, sir, not over

739
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 1: prank from three months ago. I called him from Birmingham.

740
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,719
Speaker 1: He was in Cleveland. We did the prank. Ha ha

741
00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,319
Speaker 1: hang up. Three months later I met the Cleveland then

742
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: prob flats and that motherfucker waited patiently for me anciently

743
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 1: at the merch table just and you know how you

744
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: figured just and they want to say something like you

745
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,800
Speaker 1: do it like normally when with a black man standing

746
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: like this beside the table at the end of you

747
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: do all your meet and Greek he want to come up.

748
00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:57,920
Speaker 1: I tell you it's some positive group pool in. He

749
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,400
Speaker 1: pulled me in we go. I just want you to

750
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:05,799
Speaker 1: know if I wanted to touch you, I could touch you.

751
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,440
Speaker 1: Push me off like that. You gotta think you know

752
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:12,279
Speaker 1: they slapped you and all that they're gonna say that.

753
00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: Because that point I was like, all right, man, you know,

754
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:20,000
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I don't. I don't. I mean,

755
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: that's wild for me because you know, for the most part,

756
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: black folks fun with me. I never want to black

757
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: people might want to, like I think. I think it's

758
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 1: the ninety seven percent rule with black people, like that's

759
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:35,600
Speaker 1: the most you can get and never be a hundred.

760
00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:38,680
Speaker 1: Of course, not ninety seven is the most, and that's

761
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: like a circle. But I'm saying, even if you didn't

762
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 1: think I was funny, you wouldn't want to fight me, right,

763
00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: So I haven't seen nobody want to just beat my ass,

764
00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: like you might be disappointed. He probably wanted to do

765
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: the show when he was like, man, I wouldn't I

766
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: just want Sometimes sometimes the nas just be upset and

767
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,919
Speaker 1: you just look like the ship they upset about. But Catt,

768
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,359
Speaker 1: but you can't play with people. Never know what's going

769
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:09,000
Speaker 1: to Nephew Timmy, Uh, I'd see him. I was just

770
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,640
Speaker 1: came back and doing the show. We were somewhere doing

771
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 1: the show when he had um did a prank call

772
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:16,719
Speaker 1: or something like that, and it was just talking about

773
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 1: the dude getting a kidney or something like that, you

774
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: know what I mean. He's like, well, you got your kidney,

775
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 1: but I want to get your call b out of

776
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, let me get you get

777
00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 1: your kid But the man got real for real and

778
00:45:24,880 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: I'm listening to it, and I know the different We

779
00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 1: both know the different between comedy, you know, what I'm saying.

780
00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: So I was like, God, damn this. You can't get

781
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 1: real though and time and Timmy is cold blooded with

782
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: that ship. And also it's a muscle. You don't keep

783
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: working that ship. That's it's really, it's improv. It's fucking improv.

784
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,360
Speaker 1: You can only script the first thirty seconds or the

785
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:47,200
Speaker 1: call like that was like the time, Um when J Prince,

786
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 1: you know the J Prince story, J Prince story. So

787
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: I prank called J Prince, lord man, what to me

788
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: off this show going down? Shout out to JA Prince.

789
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:04,319
Speaker 1: He got wait, wait hold you know no, it's it's

790
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: if I'm still alive. I'm you know. So when the

791
00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 1: Chamellionaire pranks jumped off. Um, there was a record label

792
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:20,799
Speaker 1: in Houston and they called me up and they go,

793
00:46:21,680 --> 00:46:24,320
Speaker 1: we hear your stuff all over the city and we

794
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: want to do a print call Celebrity print call album

795
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:31,160
Speaker 1: where we print called celebrities. I'm like, all right, that's

796
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 1: a bet. And so I fly out to Houston and

797
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,320
Speaker 1: they got the list set up of the celebrities and

798
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: it's all Texas based people like it's like Vince Young,

799
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:48,840
Speaker 1: it's fucking scarface. J Prince like it's like just random

800
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: folks all from Texas, and they go, who you want

801
00:46:52,719 --> 00:46:56,279
Speaker 1: to call first? I said, let's call Jake because that's

802
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 1: gonna be the hardest print, So we may as well

803
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:02,160
Speaker 1: do that one off the really, because the thing about

804
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 1: it is that when you're doing a prank phone call,

805
00:47:04,719 --> 00:47:07,759
Speaker 1: you can't, like you lose like your energy, you know

806
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. So you gotta like the one that's

807
00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: gonna be the most mentally challenging, because Jay Prince is

808
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,799
Speaker 1: a hard mother fucking to prank. Because when you think

809
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: about a prank, if you're just talking just joke structure, right,

810
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:23,839
Speaker 1: it's something silly to get you mad or I make

811
00:47:23,880 --> 00:47:27,160
Speaker 1: an impossible request. Jay Prince is fucking low key, even

812
00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:30,279
Speaker 1: killed last Nier, So I can't just call him and go, mom,

813
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fight you like that ain't enough. You gotta

814
00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,840
Speaker 1: strike people on the things that they hold dear and

815
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: that are important to them. If I'm gonna make you upset.

816
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,160
Speaker 1: That's why that's why you can fight over your mama jokes,

817
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:48,400
Speaker 1: because that's something important to you. If they can talk

818
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,839
Speaker 1: about your outfit, if you talk about your girl, if

819
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: you talk about your children, there is a set list,

820
00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:57,160
Speaker 1: especially with black folks. We have to fight right now.

821
00:47:57,880 --> 00:48:04,400
Speaker 1: I see you as a clean Yeah, I'm clean lot.

822
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: So when you think about J Prince, J Prince runs

823
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 1: a record label. What does the CEO of a record

824
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:18,040
Speaker 1: label hold near and dear as an artist? Those are

825
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: his children? Whatever? My buddy I called J Prince, call

826
00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,759
Speaker 1: J Prince, and I told him so. Hell, look, it's

827
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,959
Speaker 1: before you even say that. At no point you didn't

828
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 1: think none of this was a bad idea. Okay, backstory,

829
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,640
Speaker 1: This is my fault for trusting white people. What the

830
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: f with what you want? I'd like you to do

831
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:44,239
Speaker 1: some ship. I've told you, why would you do some

832
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:46,960
Speaker 1: ship like that? Because they were in the record label.

833
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,839
Speaker 1: But I understand that when the record label, he goes, hey, man,

834
00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: we're gonna do you want to prank? Called J Prince?

835
00:48:53,120 --> 00:48:55,719
Speaker 1: We know him? And I go, are you sure this

836
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,239
Speaker 1: is all right? Oh yeah, Jay's a good friend. So

837
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:02,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fuck it rack it up again, big big win,

838
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,680
Speaker 1: big nigg You don't stare at me like that. You right,

839
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 1: You're right? Do you want to platinum or not? Nigga?

840
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:14,239
Speaker 1: Do you want the fucking platinum? Change ship? So you

841
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,640
Speaker 1: gotta call somebody that like let me, so you're gonna

842
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:22,560
Speaker 1: do this regardless, you gotta go platinum, flu to fucking Houston.

843
00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 1: I didn't signed it. It's a fucking contract. I've signed

844
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:29,320
Speaker 1: a contract. Want my life, so it's a I gotta

845
00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: record deal. So I gotta mother, say called J Prince.

846
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Let's call J Principal. Come on. I'm so scared of

847
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:37,239
Speaker 1: this story, but go ahead, Roy. So I called JA

848
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:43,080
Speaker 1: and I say, hey, man, I run a record label.

849
00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:46,560
Speaker 1: I'd be I run a record store in town, and

850
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:51,280
Speaker 1: none of these rap a Lot artists is selling. They're terrible.

851
00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I ain't sold a single rap a

852
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:59,160
Speaker 1: Lot record in two years. Come to my record store

853
00:49:59,200 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: and pick up all this garbage ass music that you

854
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: didn't dropped off. Jay Prince. Don't say a word, and

855
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,719
Speaker 1: you know a prank. You know you waiting and waiting

856
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,520
Speaker 1: on the back and forth. He don't give me nothing.

857
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: J Prince, ko, where are you at? What? Where are

858
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,319
Speaker 1: you at? Don't worry about what about just now you're

859
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: getting bucked. Now I'm getting bucked with him because I'm

860
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,480
Speaker 1: just trying to a loud talking to him. At that point,

861
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: I have no Again, the thirty seconds is up. Now

862
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 1: we're improv land. So now I'm just loud talking to him.

863
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 1: You need to explain yourself. Explain to me why you're

864
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 1: talking to me all this money? What are you? Where

865
00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 1: you at? That's all he kept saying. Slowly. Engineer started

866
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: panicking in the room with me. So that's when I

867
00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: knew some ship was wrong, because they didn't anticipate Jay

868
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,600
Speaker 1: acting like that. Another dude that was there, another dude

869
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: from the from the record label becoming the studio with me.

870
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:12,879
Speaker 1: Hey j we were just playing around. It's us at

871
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,000
Speaker 1: the label where the l l l B D music.

872
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: Then uh, just a sorry Jake and J Prinsco. You're

873
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,640
Speaker 1: over there LVD music. I know exactly where you at.

874
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: Hey Man turned the car around and then he hung

875
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:36,880
Speaker 1: up the phone, and so everybody in the studio shaking.

876
00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I'll turn back to the same white dude. No, no,

877
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,280
Speaker 1: we're just in the studio. We're just recording the prank album.

878
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: It's just a studio session. I turned out to White.

879
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: Do I go, Am I safe? You know you don't

880
00:51:50,719 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: say you say say yeah, yeah, you know. Yeah. We

881
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:59,080
Speaker 1: figured as a friend, we'll call him again, call him back.

882
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 1: He don't answer. Call him back, he don't ask him.

883
00:52:03,840 --> 00:52:06,680
Speaker 1: And so then I got in a fucking car. It's

884
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:08,080
Speaker 1: back in the day. You have to call a taxi.

885
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:11,880
Speaker 1: And they got called a taxi and waited patiently for

886
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: a fucking Houston yellow cab to come pick me up.

887
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 1: And I went back to the airport from the studio.

888
00:52:19,160 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: I was in Houston a total of four hours. I landed, prank,

889
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 1: called J Prince, went back to the airport. So fast forward.

890
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: These white people had to pay you for this ship.

891
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:37,439
Speaker 1: So fast forward like ten fifteen years later, when Jay

892
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:40,239
Speaker 1: was on his book tour, he did sway in the

893
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:44,640
Speaker 1: morning and he has Swaye. He had Swaye Swaye asked

894
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: him about the story. He said, did this dude prank

895
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 1: you and wash you really headed over that to the

896
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: studio and j smiled and just said, I was just

897
00:52:53,719 --> 00:53:00,560
Speaker 1: gonna go over there and laugh with him, James ship

898
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,359
Speaker 1: like that. That's what like, I gotta quit doing prank

899
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:09,080
Speaker 1: coss you did. It was great. We laugh about it now,

900
00:53:09,960 --> 00:53:12,560
Speaker 1: but at the time I made the right call you

901
00:53:12,680 --> 00:53:17,080
Speaker 1: did and fucking leaving the city, I left nigger left

902
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: us at it. It's fucking J Prince and he said

903
00:53:19,600 --> 00:53:21,600
Speaker 1: he's coming over the way. You at, no, bitch, I'm

904
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: going the same day ticket ticket at the counter. Do

905
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:32,880
Speaker 1: you know how much that costs? Not online? At the counter.

906
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:39,200
Speaker 1: I walked into the counter one Bourbonham, Please get some ship.

907
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: You don't play with You should have known that that

908
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:46,359
Speaker 1: was a badass. That's that's a big wind, big proposition.

909
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,160
Speaker 1: That's why I if that prank Joe goes off, then

910
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:56,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that prank called j Prince it went

911
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:59,759
Speaker 1: wrong ship. Stop talking about it because he might still

912
00:53:59,800 --> 00:54:04,359
Speaker 1: be mad. I'm just saying that I ain't had nothing

913
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:08,439
Speaker 1: to do with it. That ain't na. I mean, it's

914
00:54:09,040 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: we're good now. I met him. Man, we laughed about it.

915
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:15,800
Speaker 1: So with the Cleveland and the motherfucker got give me

916
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:19,640
Speaker 1: taking ship too far? Man, Na taking ship too far?

917
00:54:20,239 --> 00:54:23,720
Speaker 1: Why not push the envelope? Man, push that motherfucker. Yeah.

918
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: So that was it. Man was the TBS show. Oh

919
00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:30,479
Speaker 1: that was Sullivan and Son. Yeah at the Bar show

920
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 1: TVs we ran up for three years. Shout out to

921
00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 1: the Armie, Steve Burn and Steve Burn. He really understated

922
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: in terms of just what he does for other comedians

923
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:44,040
Speaker 1: because he put at the time we was a sitcom

924
00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,319
Speaker 1: with like five or six stand up comedians on the show,

925
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:49,720
Speaker 1: like in real time, like hectually give me some cool

926
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 1: as white comedian friends who make movies and ship that's

927
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 1: the ticket. Yeah, I gotta get me, So I'm trying. Man,

928
00:54:58,160 --> 00:55:00,480
Speaker 1: I got this joint for Fox. That bit you go

929
00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: then picked some shows while you're doing here, Bro, I'm

930
00:55:02,920 --> 00:55:06,640
Speaker 1: not going to pitch this ship to these niggas. Some

931
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,520
Speaker 1: mother ship to these niggas and they don't act like

932
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 1: you ain't got shipped for the streets too. You got

933
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 1: to pitch to the streets to Ruy so that probably

934
00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 1: wouldn't come out all. You know what, I am gonna

935
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 1: do what I am gonna come back and do, and

936
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:20,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do it with y'all because it'll be done right.

937
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,479
Speaker 1: That's real. I want to do, not want I'm going

938
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:30,080
Speaker 1: to because be positive to come on with the job.

939
00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:35,000
Speaker 1: Everybody gets your ship. Come in here, listen to what

940
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:43,160
Speaker 1: am I in? When we'll right you in, you gotta

941
00:55:43,200 --> 00:55:49,120
Speaker 1: come and now I want to do. I want to

942
00:55:49,160 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: do a parody. I'm gonna do a parody of Glad TV.

943
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:58,640
Speaker 1: We're good do a parody were you interviewing people from

944
00:55:58,640 --> 00:56:05,759
Speaker 1: the sixties. He go around and here you're saying, then

945
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: it really have some people on that welcome back right

946
00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:13,480
Speaker 1: this very right, she is eighty nine years old. That

947
00:56:13,560 --> 00:56:15,399
Speaker 1: would be dope, man, because I had said on him

948
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:17,759
Speaker 1: one time, I wonder who did the after parties for

949
00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:20,640
Speaker 1: like the civil rights and ship because you know, somebody

950
00:56:20,680 --> 00:56:22,600
Speaker 1: had a little fish. But I got a good question

951
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 1: about civil rights. If you was a civil rights groupie,

952
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: when did you spit game? It's like a doctor king

953
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,799
Speaker 1: had you know what he had? Right? That's what everybody say, right,

954
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,120
Speaker 1: when do you pull your chicks before or after the march?

955
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: You really kind of do it like you meet him

956
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,440
Speaker 1: at the church and you let him know that you're

957
00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: gonna be at the march. You know how you should

958
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:52,960
Speaker 1: like kind of like bunched on him and hit all

959
00:56:52,960 --> 00:56:55,680
Speaker 1: the churches, be like all right, now, Saturday morning, we're

960
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: gonna be ready. So they would go like all the

961
00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: quiet practices and you want to play, come on over

962
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: for a place mist happen. Yeah, So you kind of

963
00:57:04,640 --> 00:57:07,920
Speaker 1: had to work the church circuit first. I think I

964
00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:10,640
Speaker 1: think it was after the march. I think of that

965
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 1: after mar you gotta get everyone ship, Hold up, we

966
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 1: got game balance in this little man didn't come in

967
00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: with the man. Expect to see the type of ship

968
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,560
Speaker 1: we on man. Man, I love it. Man. I told

969
00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: you we had to get you in the trap. Man.

970
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,800
Speaker 1: I want to ask you about some of the commedist

971
00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,960
Speaker 1: central ship too, Man, And how did you how did

972
00:57:37,960 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 1: you land over there? And you've been, you know, keeping

973
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,760
Speaker 1: that relationship open and strong for a little bit. That

974
00:57:43,840 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: was I gotta give it up to two folks, Trevor

975
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:51,200
Speaker 1: Noah and Neil Brennan. Trevor Noah and Neil Brennan, shout

976
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:55,919
Speaker 1: out to both of them and give some clapp Man.

977
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 1: What's the dope about Trevor? Man? Is that when I

978
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,440
Speaker 1: started at the Daily Show, he told me off the river,

979
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,640
Speaker 1: He said, I don't want you to stop none of

980
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:07,840
Speaker 1: that political ship, none of that opinionated race ship that

981
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: you do. First story, I did. We did a rod

982
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:15,080
Speaker 1: along with the police department in Wisconsin. Second story, this

983
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 1: is one. I knew it was gonna be a good

984
00:58:16,280 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: run because he let me talk about black ship, but

985
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 1: approach it from my own take, and it ain't nobody

986
00:58:20,800 --> 00:58:24,800
Speaker 1: else influencing what we pitched. Right anniversary of the Million

987
00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: Man March. I go to Trevor and I go, let

988
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: me go down there. Oh all right, cool, And that's

989
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:39,120
Speaker 1: the spot where you wouldn't figure some jokes or you

990
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,960
Speaker 1: figure it ain't no no commentary on what's going on.

991
00:58:42,480 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 1: But what it was at the time to Million Man

992
00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:49,400
Speaker 1: March twenty anniversary, the model was justice or else. So

993
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 1: they kept saying justice or else. So we just went

994
00:58:51,240 --> 00:58:53,080
Speaker 1: to d C. I asked white folks what you think

995
00:58:53,160 --> 00:58:57,280
Speaker 1: or else men? You anta know what they said. Then

996
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,120
Speaker 1: you go to black folks to go what is or

997
00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:02,520
Speaker 1: else mean? And it's all the positive empowering, We're gonna

998
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: keep fighting whatever. But everybody on the white side, I

999
00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: thought that oi else meant riot killed, murder, burn this

1000
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:11,520
Speaker 1: bitch down. So we was just trying to show how folks,

1001
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know the type of ship black people aren't.

1002
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: Trevor let me just straight take cameras down or to

1003
00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,440
Speaker 1: show that, And we cracked a couple of jokes, but

1004
00:59:19,480 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, we was trying to

1005
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: show something that was fucking real. Yeah, and he let

1006
00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 1: me do that ship and like it's been there and

1007
00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:32,680
Speaker 1: been let me do that ship since Twitter now I'm

1008
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: letting white people know they don't want to see or else,

1009
00:59:35,240 --> 00:59:39,840
Speaker 1: they don't want the oil else because what if we

1010
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 1: just said you know what. Fuck, they're right and we

1011
00:59:42,520 --> 00:59:47,600
Speaker 1: just took over all this ship. I'm just saying, if

1012
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:53,320
Speaker 1: we just said you know what, yeah, they like, we're

1013
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,760
Speaker 1: gonna like that ship way more than they ever liked it. Yeah,

1014
00:59:56,920 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: So you don't because it was James. I'm saying the ship,

1015
01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,800
Speaker 1: like you said, the ship that they little most. Pull

1016
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:08,480
Speaker 1: the video up. Pull the video with Jay Brown doing

1017
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:10,360
Speaker 1: this ship came out of it the same. No what

1018
01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:19,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to be so so so I started doing

1019
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:23,120
Speaker 1: Daily Show at the same time. Man, I've been able

1020
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:28,120
Speaker 1: to just be blessed and get a couple of sitcoms sold.

1021
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: Now see that that's where that That's where that Steve

1022
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: Byrne and that Sullivan and Sign ship came through because

1023
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,120
Speaker 1: I had um. I had a sitcom. It didn't go,

1024
01:00:38,320 --> 01:00:40,280
Speaker 1: but I had a sitcom. We shot over in Birmingham

1025
01:00:40,760 --> 01:00:42,640
Speaker 1: where I played the probation office and the first thing

1026
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: I tried to do and that bitch was put other

1027
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:47,440
Speaker 1: comedians in that ship. Let's do that ship. Let's do it.

1028
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: We can do that. We can do that ship. Heard

1029
01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: heard right? What we're doing, right, We're gonna right him in.

1030
01:00:56,480 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna, We're gonna you know what I mean. I'm like,

1031
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:04,560
Speaker 1: you know, I'm the boy creek doing that. Man, You

1032
01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: in it like you already in it. Man, you know

1033
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: you'll put you in down. Man, tell yourself back like

1034
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: I don't get enough grin, ain't gonna come with the jams.

1035
01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 1: You know I'm gonna ready. Yeah, she started realizing, Oh

1036
01:01:23,920 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 1: ship you get, you get these opportunities. Man, you can start.

1037
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 1: You gotta throw op to other folks, get other folks

1038
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: in the game. So that's what I'm trying to do.

1039
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,720
Speaker 1: Two folks. Be a blessing man. Man, you've been killing

1040
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 1: your ship. Man, everybody somebody because it's somebody else. You'd

1041
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: be saying some real ship. Like your jokes, they really

1042
01:01:41,520 --> 01:01:45,280
Speaker 1: stick around. Somebody got to cook these chicken nuggets. Man,

1043
01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,000
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question. I got a cousin

1044
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: that's a state trooper in Mississippi. Damn, it's okay you

1045
01:01:54,400 --> 01:01:58,360
Speaker 1: do brown. You ain't got ship, that's all. So that's

1046
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 1: about to say he run errands in the police car

1047
01:02:02,160 --> 01:02:06,440
Speaker 1: in his regular clothes. Is that good for the community

1048
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: or bad for the community. That's good for the community

1049
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:13,520
Speaker 1: because he needed to be They need to be familiar

1050
01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:16,920
Speaker 1: with him, even hide right, So when he pulled somebody,

1051
01:02:16,920 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 1: Oh man, I just saw you a cruel. It's a

1052
01:02:22,760 --> 01:02:27,120
Speaker 1: small town. Yeah, one of the cities where you can

1053
01:02:27,160 --> 01:02:29,520
Speaker 1: part the police car in the front yard and nobody

1054
01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:32,360
Speaker 1: you know, I got one. I gotta cut up uncovered

1055
01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:34,640
Speaker 1: police office. Everybody does. Whill he still come out and

1056
01:02:34,640 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: trying to got the arrest. My fucker think he's kid.

1057
01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:44,680
Speaker 1: Don't batim of union if you don't get that guy, damn.

1058
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,520
Speaker 1: But Taylor's out of that the squad car. Ain't it

1059
01:02:46,560 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 1: weird when people reveal to you that they are police officer.

1060
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,200
Speaker 1: It seems like they wait until they've seen you do

1061
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,080
Speaker 1: all the ship that you would have been arrested for

1062
01:02:55,200 --> 01:02:58,880
Speaker 1: before they'd be like, you know, I'm a coming, God

1063
01:02:58,880 --> 01:03:02,640
Speaker 1: to bless that you're giving me something after the shows

1064
01:03:02,720 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: or whatever. Yeah, you can always tell who they are,

1065
01:03:06,240 --> 01:03:08,480
Speaker 1: because see y'all, I can tell that y'all get like

1066
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,480
Speaker 1: I imagine the cops that with any five shop is

1067
01:03:11,520 --> 01:03:14,320
Speaker 1: like task force Niggers, like nigger niggers. And I've been

1068
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,680
Speaker 1: on TikTok and I've seen police sitting in the car

1069
01:03:16,800 --> 01:03:21,760
Speaker 1: listening to this ship in the background. Stop seeing like that.

1070
01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:29,680
Speaker 1: Don't tell this story. You smoke right, You smoke into

1071
01:03:30,520 --> 01:03:35,800
Speaker 1: a right nigga hitting the like with everything and I'm

1072
01:03:35,840 --> 01:03:46,960
Speaker 1: just playing everything like. Note didn't make you feel famous.

1073
01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: I said, that's the ship that makes you feel fast,

1074
01:03:51,240 --> 01:03:54,280
Speaker 1: white boy, thams Man, it was a nigger car too.

1075
01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,200
Speaker 1: Don't say that that nig already on thin ice with

1076
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:07,920
Speaker 1: invest you turning your body camera, we believe and cut

1077
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:17,880
Speaker 1: by the camel all I don't do one with me

1078
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,240
Speaker 1: and bank rule fresh got that recipe, paper man. The

1079
01:04:20,280 --> 01:04:23,320
Speaker 1: police probably get together on the off days and watch

1080
01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,960
Speaker 1: all that buddy cam footage and laugh like that's why

1081
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:30,520
Speaker 1: they have to delete so much other for that. Instead

1082
01:04:30,520 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 1: of the other ship, they need to go with my

1083
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 1: cousin and the police cars sometimes to Dollar Tree. But

1084
01:04:36,040 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: I don't like it because I don't like because if

1085
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: you gotta ride in the front seat, I don't want

1086
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 1: to computer because then you look like a snitch, look

1087
01:04:47,280 --> 01:04:51,800
Speaker 1: like yea, all that ship works? Can I make some

1088
01:04:51,920 --> 01:04:55,560
Speaker 1: fenion my first call with a police car for some reason,

1089
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,919
Speaker 1: that's fitting. That's fitting that's a real hoodnigger ship a crown.

1090
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 1: The news were getting locked up in this bit before

1091
01:05:02,760 --> 01:05:06,880
Speaker 1: I got right. No, any time, I need to take

1092
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: all of you know, I'm like the Crown had a

1093
01:05:11,560 --> 01:05:18,000
Speaker 1: big light on the two. I just told my them

1094
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,680
Speaker 1: them old police caused the police favorite cause to pull

1095
01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,400
Speaker 1: over because they already know it's all type of bullshit

1096
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:28,080
Speaker 1: in there. If you're buying the whole box ship, they

1097
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:30,320
Speaker 1: already know the type of life you're living. Like if

1098
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: you buy a Crown Big from a police auction and

1099
01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:34,520
Speaker 1: you just leave that bit white with the stickers used

1100
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:36,720
Speaker 1: to be would be dirty, and leave a light on it,

1101
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,240
Speaker 1: and you can always tell, like the difference like a

1102
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: police Crown Big because they got bucking season like that

1103
01:05:44,320 --> 01:05:50,600
Speaker 1: that threw up like the floor that you can't vomit on. Yeah, yeah,

1104
01:05:51,400 --> 01:05:55,080
Speaker 1: that's the hard ship. Manningers love him cause for some reason,

1105
01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:59,800
Speaker 1: especially in the Alabama nobody in that like no state

1106
01:06:00,080 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: has more Crown vix than Alabama. And yeah, Alabama is

1107
01:06:06,600 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: a Crown Big and they love them. I don't know

1108
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:12,040
Speaker 1: what you a crown bit or mercury. If they can't

1109
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:14,520
Speaker 1: grown in front of crown, get mercury. The Priest's classics,

1110
01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:19,200
Speaker 1: the old I'm going early nineties, so about chevyh you know,

1111
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:20,960
Speaker 1: I know they don't know them flow masses on them,

1112
01:06:20,960 --> 01:06:23,440
Speaker 1: that Dawn Crown bit when you ride their motherfucker lift up?

1113
01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: You feel getting the police go with the supercharge and

1114
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:30,640
Speaker 1: that it was good? Did my guys get what over?

1115
01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 1: You know what around about the police car. I bought

1116
01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,600
Speaker 1: a call from a nigga who was on the run.

1117
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 1: And then, damn, I wonder, why are you sending that

1118
01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:41,360
Speaker 1: cheek You're like, man Ma gi me some on them.

1119
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't like nigga hit me this motherfucker. Now they

1120
01:06:45,200 --> 01:06:48,160
Speaker 1: got swell, wrote may be about two months Holy pulled

1121
01:06:48,160 --> 01:06:50,919
Speaker 1: me over you like DeMarcus. I don't like nicking my name.

1122
01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:55,200
Speaker 1: Jug You ain't never switched the paperwork. And then did

1123
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:59,919
Speaker 1: you know the title was long about old you ride

1124
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:03,160
Speaker 1: had already it's out right? Yes that me that was

1125
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 1: too much on card. Bout old fire truck for like

1126
01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:13,520
Speaker 1: eight hundred dollars Burnham. I'm gonna start shot about old

1127
01:07:13,520 --> 01:07:16,040
Speaker 1: fire trucks like after like a certain mileage. They're just

1128
01:07:17,120 --> 01:07:19,000
Speaker 1: put it out there. I'm gonna have to start paying

1129
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:21,640
Speaker 1: attention to the ship y'all got going on in Burmingham. Man,

1130
01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,680
Speaker 1: you can get like ever come through him because you

1131
01:07:25,680 --> 01:07:30,400
Speaker 1: know I with the cars, but with the car, I'm

1132
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:35,240
Speaker 1: gonna starts to be a live driver to get people

1133
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:39,080
Speaker 1: to work with wagon. Why not just get an ambulan

1134
01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:44,000
Speaker 1: and be an ambulance driver? Start taken to the hospital

1135
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:47,360
Speaker 1: for cheap I'm about Lena start buying. Oh, I thought

1136
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,400
Speaker 1: you thought about that. Your hustle cars eighty five South

1137
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:54,360
Speaker 1: Ambulance Service don't because it's cheaper to get a uber

1138
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:56,960
Speaker 1: than it is to get an ambulance. No, but y'all

1139
01:07:57,080 --> 01:08:01,080
Speaker 1: after bed and ship though, it's like but black, but

1140
01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:04,520
Speaker 1: for ambulance you can't trust it though, Cook, I don't.

1141
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 1: I think I don't know if you're gonna live or die. Yeah,

1142
01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: that's too much, too much laugh us to decide when

1143
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,959
Speaker 1: you're gonna live with that. That's too much like called

1144
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 1: I am the first you need to stay here, get

1145
01:08:20,479 --> 01:08:22,840
Speaker 1: somebody else. Yeah, we won't be able to render no

1146
01:08:23,040 --> 01:08:25,360
Speaker 1: first age, first aide. Actually you just gotta get them.

1147
01:08:25,360 --> 01:08:27,679
Speaker 1: You're talking about like just for twisted ankles and broken

1148
01:08:27,760 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: arms what they call you for you don't get to decide. Yeah,

1149
01:08:31,040 --> 01:08:32,759
Speaker 1: But like I'm talking about the car. Ship. I'm about

1150
01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,800
Speaker 1: to start get some moving cars. That's what I'm looking for. Cars.

1151
01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,000
Speaker 1: Been calling me by cars and I'm missing the right

1152
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: things too. I need somebody like eighty cars, I said,

1153
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:43,840
Speaker 1: I know, no matter got it and they know everything

1154
01:08:43,880 --> 01:08:45,080
Speaker 1: that I can call me on three way and they

1155
01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,880
Speaker 1: call it and they're like, callos Miller, you got cars,

1156
01:08:46,920 --> 01:08:51,040
Speaker 1: he said, I have a lot of cars. What the calls?

1157
01:08:51,120 --> 01:08:54,160
Speaker 1: Or you look at the brute, you look at the

1158
01:08:54,280 --> 01:08:58,320
Speaker 1: sell Now I bought a riddle from many fresh. That'sh

1159
01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,519
Speaker 1: it hard if I wouldn't put that bitch up and

1160
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: don't touch it, you know, trying to funk out of that.

1161
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:10,479
Speaker 1: Guess what I'm playing that every time I get in

1162
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:14,760
Speaker 1: that bitch. I'm playing that about just like cut bunch

1163
01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:22,960
Speaker 1: of colors. And I got the rig from what you want?

1164
01:09:23,439 --> 01:09:25,719
Speaker 1: You don't want to spend no money, man, You be bullshit.

1165
01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:34,040
Speaker 1: You know, ship man, you gotta pay to play in

1166
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,760
Speaker 1: the car. How much want that? He said? He Now

1167
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:39,960
Speaker 1: I know you man, because you don't really want to

1168
01:09:40,640 --> 01:09:46,080
Speaker 1: know the type of asked you how much you want

1169
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:49,080
Speaker 1: for the motherfucker? Give you one sixth of the money

1170
01:09:49,120 --> 01:09:50,880
Speaker 1: and walk off like he put you in the game.

1171
01:09:53,280 --> 01:09:59,639
Speaker 1: I get you don't know close my asking pray thanks

1172
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:04,640
Speaker 1: to my about the box. I don't know what you

1173
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:07,080
Speaker 1: spend money on, like I'm using two for eight and nine,

1174
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:13,800
Speaker 1: like you're just on calls. Okay, No, I know it's

1175
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:18,640
Speaker 1: some norther when this one thing about give me somebody,

1176
01:10:18,920 --> 01:10:22,000
Speaker 1: but I forgot that give me a dirty body. That's

1177
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,600
Speaker 1: the most important ship about cause you get what you

1178
01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 1: pay for. You you're not gonna get over on. The

1179
01:10:29,680 --> 01:10:32,720
Speaker 1: car didn't run, and I thought I was gonna rebuild it.

1180
01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:35,519
Speaker 1: And when it came and said, of my my yard,

1181
01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: I said why And the funk that I bought it

1182
01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:41,519
Speaker 1: broke it down, piece of bullshit And you thought you

1183
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:43,920
Speaker 1: was real and I thought I was gonna fix it.

1184
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm setting this ship ninety trips to autos on listen,

1185
01:10:48,360 --> 01:10:51,559
Speaker 1: everything has to be rebuilt and touch. You have to

1186
01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:54,120
Speaker 1: be patient to do that. Let me tell you. I

1187
01:10:54,360 --> 01:10:57,120
Speaker 1: say I'd just say, I'd just say little thing, just

1188
01:10:57,120 --> 01:10:59,960
Speaker 1: just just one particular story. I just say, this's my

1189
01:11:00,040 --> 01:11:02,320
Speaker 1: because it ain't the car. Sometimes sometimes it's about how

1190
01:11:02,360 --> 01:11:04,360
Speaker 1: you get the car. Am I right or wrong? Sometimes?

1191
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,600
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Now you're gonna turn the

1192
01:11:05,600 --> 01:11:06,880
Speaker 1: car to whatever you want to turn it too. It

1193
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:08,960
Speaker 1: don't matter. But sometimes it's about how you get the

1194
01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:11,120
Speaker 1: car and who the call belong to first. Some times

1195
01:11:11,160 --> 01:11:14,200
Speaker 1: am I right or wrong? Like you got this? It

1196
01:11:14,200 --> 01:11:20,760
Speaker 1: ain't about me here, You ain't talking to here. You know,

1197
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,680
Speaker 1: you know one thing about it. You gotta struck this

1198
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: thing was when I was up. Why that's how we're

1199
01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:32,120
Speaker 1: doing Grab that thinking it's been the jail when you

1200
01:11:32,120 --> 01:11:34,280
Speaker 1: know you're the village jail every again. Damn you know

1201
01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:40,320
Speaker 1: you'll just saying you ain't told you. Look, there's one story.

1202
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,920
Speaker 1: Look there one story. The lady is an old lady

1203
01:11:43,000 --> 01:11:44,479
Speaker 1: who had the car, you know what I'm saying. And

1204
01:11:44,479 --> 01:11:46,280
Speaker 1: it belonged to a husband. You know what I'm saying.

1205
01:11:46,680 --> 01:11:48,080
Speaker 1: There's one of the one of the grand one of

1206
01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:49,760
Speaker 1: the Grand Nationals or something like that, and I think

1207
01:11:50,360 --> 01:11:52,439
Speaker 1: one or something like that, Yeah, one on it. You

1208
01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,200
Speaker 1: know I'm saying about itself. You know what I'm saying.

1209
01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:56,719
Speaker 1: And uh, you know what I'm saying. She was like, babe,

1210
01:11:56,760 --> 01:11:59,240
Speaker 1: my my husband passed away from it. And I never

1211
01:11:59,479 --> 01:12:01,160
Speaker 1: tell I said, never would sell it. You know what

1212
01:12:01,160 --> 01:12:03,320
Speaker 1: I mean. All of the car is hell now he

1213
01:12:03,439 --> 01:12:05,559
Speaker 1: passing the car. He just passed away. But that was

1214
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,240
Speaker 1: all she had to remember, you know know what I'm saying,

1215
01:12:07,640 --> 01:12:09,560
Speaker 1: and just being compassionate like that man. You know what

1216
01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:11,719
Speaker 1: I mean. He was just like man, if you feel

1217
01:12:11,760 --> 01:12:13,240
Speaker 1: like that, it don't even matter a bit how much

1218
01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:16,120
Speaker 1: you won't for the car call up put you on

1219
01:12:16,320 --> 01:12:19,160
Speaker 1: the grand dad. I mean, you ain't even want ting

1220
01:12:19,200 --> 01:12:20,639
Speaker 1: let's do you know what I'm saying. But the nigga

1221
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: been talking about me and that we go ahead, y'all

1222
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:27,400
Speaker 1: talk to you bottom rebuild. That's the best way to bound.

1223
01:12:27,479 --> 01:12:37,800
Speaker 1: Sometimes don't talk to don't talk these things you tell,

1224
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:42,680
Speaker 1: let me tell y'all. I don't know. I was in

1225
01:12:42,760 --> 01:12:46,280
Speaker 1: the first show, your first show when he rocked up

1226
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:54,920
Speaker 1: on the fenses. Right now you're going to the instagram.

1227
01:12:54,960 --> 01:12:57,200
Speaker 1: Any nigga that fixed it in the auto's on parking

1228
01:12:57,200 --> 01:13:00,960
Speaker 1: about that's yeah, I love nigga. Just fix his car

1229
01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:04,800
Speaker 1: right next to a little Caesars in front of everybody

1230
01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,320
Speaker 1: that carsport the dude alway, you can tell you what

1231
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,720
Speaker 1: kind of because I need help, have a rent. You

1232
01:13:11,760 --> 01:13:17,920
Speaker 1: need give me your three five eight soon as you

1233
01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,439
Speaker 1: get to him to tell you what it ain't got

1234
01:13:19,479 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: your man, see, man, I saw you my fucking battery

1235
01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 1: dad last week when I left him, I was at

1236
01:13:26,640 --> 01:13:28,840
Speaker 1: the gas station, my battery Dad, I got. I was

1237
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:33,080
Speaker 1: in the Catalan in the old school back. I said, Man,

1238
01:13:33,120 --> 01:13:35,559
Speaker 1: I'm sucking battering dad. I gotta jump this bitch off.

1239
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:37,400
Speaker 1: This nigga pulled up in a suburban and said, no

1240
01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:41,680
Speaker 1: the fuck you ain't jumped out boost my ship over.

1241
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:45,960
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I like, no, I ain't let

1242
01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:55,160
Speaker 1: you do that. Man, man, nigger, mike man something. My

1243
01:13:55,200 --> 01:13:57,160
Speaker 1: battery was dead and I'm like, you know, I'm popping

1244
01:13:57,200 --> 01:13:58,640
Speaker 1: the hood and you're like, sh it, ain't me I know,

1245
01:13:58,760 --> 01:14:02,840
Speaker 1: jumping cave. I gotta find like like damn yeah. And

1246
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,800
Speaker 1: they were like, hell no a little. I guess you

1247
01:14:04,840 --> 01:14:07,599
Speaker 1: don't set in the city. In the city now, I remember, now,

1248
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,719
Speaker 1: I remember that killed the batterman and jumped down too fast.

1249
01:14:10,840 --> 01:14:12,880
Speaker 1: Ain't time people be bad? Look, it ain't even come

1250
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:15,280
Speaker 1: sometimes the people that'll be bad luck no man, because

1251
01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:18,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now, man, they got down

1252
01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:22,599
Speaker 1: call not have more portable bad. But then you mean

1253
01:14:22,640 --> 01:14:27,439
Speaker 1: I'm about I'm in and the motherfucker we've been. I

1254
01:14:27,439 --> 01:14:30,559
Speaker 1: got six old schools and when I'm in the old school,

1255
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:33,320
Speaker 1: I usually have it. It just so happened that I didn't.

1256
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:41,960
Speaker 1: You got that all that we we we had an accident.

1257
01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:43,560
Speaker 1: We did a show. We had an accident. You know

1258
01:14:43,560 --> 01:14:49,320
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You had Okay, I even real they

1259
01:14:49,320 --> 01:14:51,760
Speaker 1: didn't get out of there. Let's talk about it. Let's

1260
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,720
Speaker 1: talk about the here, right, they say, Let's talk about

1261
01:14:56,280 --> 01:14:59,760
Speaker 1: like it's on the ground. It's only talking about it

1262
01:15:00,600 --> 01:15:03,759
Speaker 1: even Kentuck. You you goddamn that we were even sensing

1263
01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:05,960
Speaker 1: that and we rolled through Kentucky. You know what I'm saying.

1264
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:07,840
Speaker 1: And I know this already. Let me say, first of all,

1265
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:09,800
Speaker 1: I'm driving to the show. I'm dripping my baby MoMA

1266
01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:12,360
Speaker 1: coll Yousually my wife called to the mother show Nia.

1267
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,080
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, to the show, got somebody

1268
01:15:15,160 --> 01:15:20,519
Speaker 1: empyok that's what I was gonna show with what name name?

1269
01:15:20,560 --> 01:15:23,160
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. Really, he ain't even really

1270
01:15:23,160 --> 01:15:24,679
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. I just told him, nigger,

1271
01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:26,519
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to the show or whatever what I'm saying.

1272
01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:28,599
Speaker 1: But anyway, I end up driving, and then I'm gonna

1273
01:15:28,680 --> 01:15:31,960
Speaker 1: drive that so over like ship man. Damn. I hate

1274
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,599
Speaker 1: to got them being this got them airport and I'm

1275
01:15:33,600 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: tired of being the airport. I said, ship, I'm gonna

1276
01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 1: gotdamn drive back. She in the morning. He was like,

1277
01:15:38,080 --> 01:15:39,599
Speaker 1: you're trying to drive back to night. I was like,

1278
01:15:40,840 --> 01:15:43,120
Speaker 1: she really wants you to drive? You like sh think,

1279
01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:46,200
Speaker 1: I said, DRINGLP. I was like, you know what, Carlos,

1280
01:15:46,680 --> 01:15:50,679
Speaker 1: you want to go back, We'll go to night. No problem.

1281
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,920
Speaker 1: I'm Chris Jones, I'm the friend you drive. I'm Chris that,

1282
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm Joe. Come close. I'm on the road with Carlose Miller.

1283
01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,000
Speaker 1: Ain't nothing call those you want to ride back, come

1284
01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:00,519
Speaker 1: all right with me? They do. But we had to

1285
01:16:00,520 --> 01:16:05,280
Speaker 1: take the runner car back right right though I ain't

1286
01:16:05,280 --> 01:16:07,559
Speaker 1: said nothing. Can you know he's wrong? Let me tell

1287
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:13,560
Speaker 1: you see this boy, Look Mercy, I remember because you

1288
01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,040
Speaker 1: were raining. It were raining so hard. Man. Soon the

1289
01:16:16,040 --> 01:16:17,960
Speaker 1: show was over. Bro, you know what I'm saying. We

1290
01:16:18,240 --> 01:16:20,360
Speaker 1: leave and we had to run a car back to

1291
01:16:20,400 --> 01:16:22,320
Speaker 1: the airport. You know what I'm saying. And we're coming

1292
01:16:22,320 --> 01:16:23,920
Speaker 1: around the curve, Bro, you know what I'm saying, and

1293
01:16:24,000 --> 01:16:27,120
Speaker 1: something just went off from my head line. It was

1294
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,080
Speaker 1: just like it was hydroplane, Lily, because I was supposed

1295
01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:32,120
Speaker 1: to drive a car you know how to day because

1296
01:16:32,160 --> 01:16:34,840
Speaker 1: I won't try because I got left. You know what

1297
01:16:34,840 --> 01:16:38,519
Speaker 1: I'm saying, timeball tipball to these bits around here. I'm

1298
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:42,360
Speaker 1: telling you Z. When I came around that little curves

1299
01:16:42,479 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 1: like that motherfucker kept going and then I saw the wall,

1300
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:51,120
Speaker 1: I said, to see that's it. When the wallston damn,

1301
01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:57,080
Speaker 1: that said, I'm all right, I opened the dope. I'm like, damn,

1302
01:16:57,120 --> 01:17:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in there. I was like, damn. Then I

1303
01:17:01,479 --> 01:17:04,439
Speaker 1: looked up maybe like I think about like three phone calls,

1304
01:17:04,479 --> 01:17:08,479
Speaker 1: pulled over, white dudes, pulled over, construction love pulled over like, hey,

1305
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:09,960
Speaker 1: I think you can bag out of if I can

1306
01:17:10,000 --> 01:17:11,360
Speaker 1: get the stick, if I can get the if I

1307
01:17:11,400 --> 01:17:12,960
Speaker 1: can get the plane and put it down. I said,

1308
01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,920
Speaker 1: I go ahead, put it down. Now I'm calling loads

1309
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:17,160
Speaker 1: right now, I say, loads, Man, that had a accident,

1310
01:17:17,240 --> 01:17:19,400
Speaker 1: and I thought you were I said, matter had an

1311
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:21,760
Speaker 1: accident right now, bro, I get the shit out of

1312
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:26,719
Speaker 1: the car. Then you have two different cars accident. So okay,

1313
01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,559
Speaker 1: all right, look so look when he coming back, right,

1314
01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:31,439
Speaker 1: so we're coming back by the time he coming back. Now,

1315
01:17:31,720 --> 01:17:33,160
Speaker 1: the dude to put the plank back there, he's I

1316
01:17:33,200 --> 01:17:34,519
Speaker 1: got the plank back there if you wanted, you want

1317
01:17:34,520 --> 01:17:37,040
Speaker 1: to back it on up? I said, hell yeah, get

1318
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,040
Speaker 1: in there. I like as soon as there like this,

1319
01:17:39,120 --> 01:17:40,599
Speaker 1: you don't saying scootered back a little bit. I said,

1320
01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:44,400
Speaker 1: yeah in the road, nig I'm like, hell, I'm dirty too.

1321
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:46,640
Speaker 1: And they got through drinking. I was drinking. You got it.

1322
01:17:47,080 --> 01:17:48,639
Speaker 1: I was drinking. I was going to here to the morning.

1323
01:17:49,240 --> 01:17:52,479
Speaker 1: Somebody had to go. Here we go right when I

1324
01:17:52,560 --> 01:17:55,120
Speaker 1: got the car out of the road, loads coming back around.

1325
01:17:55,200 --> 01:17:56,759
Speaker 1: Now you know what I'm saying. When you come back around,

1326
01:17:57,600 --> 01:17:59,920
Speaker 1: I said, how are you doing? Loads? That? What's up for?

1327
01:18:00,200 --> 01:18:01,880
Speaker 1: I love? You brought my life flash before my eyes,

1328
01:18:02,160 --> 01:18:04,280
Speaker 1: said thinking, come hands, I'll be man ship wrong with

1329
01:18:04,360 --> 01:18:07,040
Speaker 1: you man? The car right here, I said that funk

1330
01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: you man, you went to the bad act like that.

1331
01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:10,960
Speaker 1: I swear to God, I'm not like. So we go ahead,

1332
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,920
Speaker 1: we talk to come back to the rider car place.

1333
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,640
Speaker 1: I swear the gud y'all sit up there. You know

1334
01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:17,479
Speaker 1: I ain't laying to you. Oh my god, have mercy,

1335
01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,559
Speaker 1: y'all sit up here a lot, and you up, okay,

1336
01:18:19,760 --> 01:18:29,640
Speaker 1: why you geting get doing? Get doing? The DC D

1337
01:18:29,760 --> 01:18:33,320
Speaker 1: see when that's sitting. They gave cram Man. I'm crying.

1338
01:18:33,439 --> 01:18:40,680
Speaker 1: You don't want to you manbody, cray cray man, Oh

1339
01:18:40,760 --> 01:18:44,240
Speaker 1: my god, crying like a mother. God mercy. I missed man.

1340
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:52,160
Speaker 1: When he said, you're gonna live anyway anyway, brother, brother

1341
01:18:52,200 --> 01:18:53,800
Speaker 1: to contact You know what I'm saying. He was a

1342
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,599
Speaker 1: big old bull on sad. You know what I'm saying.

1343
01:18:55,880 --> 01:19:00,920
Speaker 1: Promise you, bro. You know what I'm saying. Cry like man,

1344
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:05,040
Speaker 1: We're like, what's the funk up? Look? Man, look we're

1345
01:19:05,080 --> 01:19:09,040
Speaker 1: five hours, we're five the way, we're five hours away.

1346
01:19:10,240 --> 01:19:12,280
Speaker 1: We start riding up. Look, we start riding by the hour,

1347
01:19:12,400 --> 01:19:16,400
Speaker 1: you start rating crazy. That's exactly what this ain't said

1348
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:19,840
Speaker 1: this he said, when you leading this. You know, I

1349
01:19:19,840 --> 01:19:21,599
Speaker 1: had an accident before and I had lost my memory,

1350
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,680
Speaker 1: but I remembered that I had forgotten. You know what.

1351
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:29,560
Speaker 1: I look Mary, the whole story. He's so full of

1352
01:19:29,680 --> 01:19:32,559
Speaker 1: ship man. This okay, can we get your Let's get

1353
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:33,920
Speaker 1: to it. Let's tell you to get to this. Man.

1354
01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:37,559
Speaker 1: So we ride still, maybe like another forty five minutes

1355
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:39,240
Speaker 1: made from you got to have a tray of an accident.

1356
01:19:39,560 --> 01:19:43,400
Speaker 1: Were in kentucking now you know sign coming. We're coming

1357
01:19:43,439 --> 01:19:46,679
Speaker 1: from Ohio. You know what we was in on hiya

1358
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:53,680
Speaker 1: were riding. I don't know what's the guy that's the

1359
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:58,200
Speaker 1: weird We're cantucking that right, bro, it's raining and Carlos said,

1360
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:02,360
Speaker 1: he's that man. What made you drive this car? I said,

1361
01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:03,720
Speaker 1: what the funk you mean when nade me drive this car?

1362
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:05,400
Speaker 1: Said chill out, man, because I'm still trying to tell

1363
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:08,000
Speaker 1: him I have an accident. But he had accident, he said,

1364
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,559
Speaker 1: he said, he said the car good. I said, yeah,

1365
01:20:10,600 --> 01:20:13,800
Speaker 1: the car good. Why wouldn't the car be good? He said,

1366
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:17,800
Speaker 1: cut the lights on the dashboard off. I ain't even

1367
01:20:17,840 --> 01:20:19,439
Speaker 1: looking at the dad, boy, cause I'm still shook from

1368
01:20:19,439 --> 01:20:21,120
Speaker 1: the accident. I'm just trying to make sure I stay fokel.

1369
01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:22,800
Speaker 1: I look at the dashboard. I said, oh, the lights off,

1370
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:26,519
Speaker 1: I said, the alternator. So I turned the head lights off.

1371
01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:28,280
Speaker 1: Soon as I turned the head lights off, low jump

1372
01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:30,400
Speaker 1: over me, like, mother, what you're doing? I said, I'm

1373
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:33,200
Speaker 1: trying to save the battery. He said, boy, I don't

1374
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:34,479
Speaker 1: give a damn, but no battery, Dick, and you know

1375
01:20:34,479 --> 01:20:37,160
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I said, okay, so you know, and

1376
01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:39,160
Speaker 1: then I turned the lights on, and then the car

1377
01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,519
Speaker 1: slowed down. You're like, oh, ship, we ain't nowhere around,

1378
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:42,960
Speaker 1: no gas station or nothing. I said, I told you,

1379
01:20:43,080 --> 01:20:46,479
Speaker 1: I turned the lights back on. I turned my home on. Literally,

1380
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:49,120
Speaker 1: I got my stack on your phone in the hand.

1381
01:20:49,280 --> 01:20:50,640
Speaker 1: My cell phone is the head lights. Now. You know

1382
01:20:50,640 --> 01:20:54,320
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. This dead looks for the b in

1383
01:20:54,439 --> 01:20:57,280
Speaker 1: the mountains, doll. You know what I'm saying, Man, what

1384
01:20:57,479 --> 01:21:00,320
Speaker 1: then's going? Don't do this ship? Don't I have a

1385
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:07,400
Speaker 1: plane ticket? I still got damn already. I'm already prepared.

1386
01:21:07,479 --> 01:21:09,840
Speaker 1: I'm already prepared because I already know someone's wrong when

1387
01:21:09,880 --> 01:21:11,560
Speaker 1: I had the exident. I'm just trying to get to

1388
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:13,040
Speaker 1: the exit. Right we're here. We ain't trying to get

1389
01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:15,160
Speaker 1: pulled over right right here. You know what I'm saying,

1390
01:21:15,160 --> 01:21:17,519
Speaker 1: Not in this car, not right now. Goddamn it. We

1391
01:21:17,600 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 1: get to the exit. Bro the extion say like two miles,

1392
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,559
Speaker 1: I said, lows, this motherfucker has not got dammit right now.

1393
01:21:22,600 --> 01:21:24,639
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm gonna just see what's up. You just hit

1394
01:21:24,720 --> 01:21:27,519
Speaker 1: that bitch like I let that twine. It got them like, oh,

1395
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:32,040
Speaker 1: he just put on the seatbelt. He said, I'm good, nigger,

1396
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:36,360
Speaker 1: I'm gool, I'm good. I said I'm good. I said,

1397
01:21:36,360 --> 01:21:38,160
Speaker 1: I'm good too, Bitch, don't you worry about nothing. We're

1398
01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,200
Speaker 1: gonna get but I'm trying to go with fast black

1399
01:21:40,240 --> 01:21:41,720
Speaker 1: hand in case the car got the coast. You know

1400
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:43,560
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You were around to get up the

1401
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:45,560
Speaker 1: hill and it started to go out again. I was like,

1402
01:21:45,640 --> 01:21:47,840
Speaker 1: come on, baby, come on now, don't ship loads that man.

1403
01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:51,479
Speaker 1: This car ain't ship and you ain't ship. Said don't work,

1404
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:53,519
Speaker 1: don't work, but we're gonna get up here. Then we

1405
01:21:53,600 --> 01:21:56,320
Speaker 1: got up the hill and soon we came into gas station.

1406
01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:57,720
Speaker 1: I's where to god, I said, I told you what,

1407
01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,400
Speaker 1: I told you what. We are not another and should

1408
01:22:00,439 --> 01:22:02,760
Speaker 1: go out right here. We literally pulled up right there

1409
01:22:02,760 --> 01:22:09,280
Speaker 1: at the gay Papa right say yeah, bitch on that.

1410
01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:11,840
Speaker 1: But we had to get on the roll. Wait a minute,

1411
01:22:12,000 --> 01:22:14,920
Speaker 1: we say you. The only fucking thing that saved us, nig,

1412
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:21,519
Speaker 1: the fun we only saved us was the motherfucking gas

1413
01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,920
Speaker 1: station that were pulling up in was on the hill,

1414
01:22:24,360 --> 01:22:27,439
Speaker 1: the regular cross from the hotel. So when we pull

1415
01:22:27,520 --> 01:22:30,600
Speaker 1: up to this goddamn gal, we're gonna do it. The

1416
01:22:30,640 --> 01:22:35,519
Speaker 1: gas ain't hard, So I said, nigger, this ship hard.

1417
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:38,240
Speaker 1: The police were right down exactly when the police right there,

1418
01:22:38,240 --> 01:22:39,960
Speaker 1: I said, we gotta go. I tried to pull on

1419
01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,920
Speaker 1: again most that bitch. We can't go nowhere, ye chase

1420
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:46,559
Speaker 1: that the gud. We can't say where are you gonna?

1421
01:22:48,640 --> 01:22:51,599
Speaker 1: Were only head the hotel, like the hotel like right here,

1422
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:53,720
Speaker 1: the gas station like on the hill right here. So

1423
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:56,640
Speaker 1: we gotta got them go coast down the hill and

1424
01:22:56,760 --> 01:23:00,599
Speaker 1: just coast into the hotel. Nigga, Just the word Motel

1425
01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,960
Speaker 1: six I've ever seen it looked like El Choppold trap

1426
01:23:04,000 --> 01:23:08,040
Speaker 1: house in that motherfucker. It's all type of motherfucker walking

1427
01:23:08,080 --> 01:23:10,280
Speaker 1: around And that gave me. Man, it's about damn the

1428
01:23:10,479 --> 01:23:13,920
Speaker 1: three in the morning. Everybody else. Man, it's so much

1429
01:23:14,040 --> 01:23:17,680
Speaker 1: foot traffic around this bitch. I'm like, man, you know

1430
01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:20,200
Speaker 1: what I got the hotel. You're going to get a

1431
01:23:20,280 --> 01:23:22,040
Speaker 1: room and end up buying some puts it in that bitch.

1432
01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:27,439
Speaker 1: Rw Hell, come on, my real dogs on paper. So look,

1433
01:23:29,520 --> 01:23:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm just talking about stay at this goddamn Motel six, man,

1434
01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:36,639
Speaker 1: So just so happening to exit that we fucking coasted

1435
01:23:36,720 --> 01:23:40,040
Speaker 1: off on. It was a like an auto shop off

1436
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,679
Speaker 1: that bitch. But it's kind of like off in the woods.

1437
01:23:43,600 --> 01:23:46,640
Speaker 1: So then I said, ship out. We already know that

1438
01:23:46,760 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: ship like nigga buy battery. We can buy battery, and

1439
01:23:52,120 --> 01:23:53,479
Speaker 1: then we can see if we can get to this

1440
01:23:53,560 --> 01:23:56,640
Speaker 1: guddamn shop. Man. We get to this shop, it's some

1441
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:59,880
Speaker 1: of the strange looking as red knicks, man, but they

1442
01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,800
Speaker 1: nice as a motherfucker. They're bad niggas, so doesn't you

1443
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,720
Speaker 1: don't get burgers down out out there from the hangar.

1444
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:09,080
Speaker 1: And they put this ship in the middle of the walls.

1445
01:24:09,120 --> 01:24:15,519
Speaker 1: It was around this, but this last I said, this

1446
01:24:16,720 --> 01:24:19,560
Speaker 1: is it. Ship all way up to hill in the

1447
01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:22,320
Speaker 1: middle of nowhere. Ain't nothing popping after this? And this

1448
01:24:22,439 --> 01:24:27,160
Speaker 1: white man be like y'all got for dinner. I ain't.

1449
01:24:27,920 --> 01:24:31,200
Speaker 1: Ain't nobody listen, already know somewhere wrong. You ain't see

1450
01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:33,760
Speaker 1: nobody sitting last night. They were trying to get us

1451
01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:37,000
Speaker 1: fat like cartoon like bug buddy. When they begin to

1452
01:24:37,040 --> 01:24:41,360
Speaker 1: the character like yo, fault Chris alone. Let's get to

1453
01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:45,880
Speaker 1: the point. Look needed the alternator man. We get to

1454
01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,760
Speaker 1: the white people. We get to the white people's shop. Man.

1455
01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:51,599
Speaker 1: We're in that motherfucker about ten minutes. The white dude

1456
01:24:51,680 --> 01:24:53,479
Speaker 1: go back in the nation. I can get you fixed

1457
01:24:53,600 --> 01:24:59,640
Speaker 1: that get it fixed. What the gotta go wrong with

1458
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:02,800
Speaker 1: your called before you can get it fixed up. We

1459
01:25:02,880 --> 01:25:07,360
Speaker 1: don't get it wenna do that? Man? So I was

1460
01:25:07,479 --> 01:25:10,840
Speaker 1: like the more fucking nice hell. Then a little bit

1461
01:25:10,880 --> 01:25:13,120
Speaker 1: around they came back and they were like, I think

1462
01:25:13,160 --> 01:25:16,960
Speaker 1: we can get a picture. Look look well, they say

1463
01:25:17,040 --> 01:25:22,000
Speaker 1: you go out ram TV. I said, I told you

1464
01:25:25,880 --> 01:25:30,000
Speaker 1: ship man, we were going up Tennessee somewhere and the

1465
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,519
Speaker 1: wood wood never filing out. Man that he had a

1466
01:25:33,600 --> 01:25:36,559
Speaker 1: little son. His son told man and took sech with everybody.

1467
01:25:36,640 --> 01:25:39,519
Speaker 1: They got damn shop and guess what they gotta speak stuff.

1468
01:25:42,800 --> 01:25:45,960
Speaker 1: Man came out there like you charge just on the

1469
01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:49,080
Speaker 1: strips where we're laughing. Many fun sucked up. Man. He

1470
01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,800
Speaker 1: named a bunch of ship. I don't know what dude,

1471
01:25:50,800 --> 01:25:52,880
Speaker 1: pregn gonna be. The man came out there, he said, hell,

1472
01:25:52,960 --> 01:26:00,559
Speaker 1: you know me bat teen hunter chefod off about three

1473
01:26:00,640 --> 01:26:11,240
Speaker 1: six got there. But I never read it good since

1474
01:26:11,320 --> 01:26:15,240
Speaker 1: he had it. That motherfucker was running on fixed man.

1475
01:26:15,320 --> 01:26:19,479
Speaker 1: That nigga fixed everything. Man, I gonna got the pulling

1476
01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:23,040
Speaker 1: spark plugs at it all kind of ship. Yeah, he

1477
01:26:23,120 --> 01:26:27,599
Speaker 1: got it fixed up. You gotta know about it. Wasn't

1478
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:30,439
Speaker 1: think about We'll never find that place again, never seen it.

1479
01:26:31,240 --> 01:26:33,080
Speaker 1: Then when we would leave it, it was like every

1480
01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:35,240
Speaker 1: local just like see boy, I told you everybody like that,

1481
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:37,200
Speaker 1: I said, I know, so when they left, they would like,

1482
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:42,760
Speaker 1: see lady. Next we talk to the neig everything might

1483
01:26:42,800 --> 01:26:45,960
Speaker 1: come with the truth and man, see we got a

1484
01:26:46,000 --> 01:26:50,400
Speaker 1: new comedy special coming out. Yeah, man um Octold the

1485
01:26:50,479 --> 01:26:53,200
Speaker 1: twenty nine comedy Central and Perfect. I can't wait to

1486
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:59,800
Speaker 1: paramount about I know you didn't getting no shout outs

1487
01:26:59,800 --> 01:27:01,479
Speaker 1: from and been, so you gotta shout your people out

1488
01:27:01,560 --> 01:27:03,120
Speaker 1: on this show so they I know that you ain't

1489
01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,439
Speaker 1: forgot him, Like the people like Uncle Derek and them,

1490
01:27:06,479 --> 01:27:09,559
Speaker 1: the people who believed in you and ship, they already

1491
01:27:09,640 --> 01:27:11,439
Speaker 1: know if they man because I didn't say their name

1492
01:27:11,479 --> 01:27:11,920
Speaker 1: on this ship