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Speaker 3: Artificial intelligence it was supposed to be the sum total
Speaker 3: of mankind's knowledge, the technology that would cure society's ills
Speaker 3: and usherance into a new age of enlightenment.
Speaker 1: And show me what I'd look like as a centaur
Speaker 1: tender matches here I come.
Speaker 3: But it turns out when you absorb all of humanity's knowledge,
Speaker 3: what you get is you guessed it unbelievably racist.
Speaker 1: Early scientific research has shown that the tyche is biased
Speaker 1: why creating images and actually perpetuate stereotypes.
Speaker 4: Rather than just reflecting stereotypes.
Speaker 5: It potentially makes, accentuates and exacerbates.
Speaker 6: When we prompted the technology to generate a photo of
Speaker 6: a person receiving social services, it generated only non white
Speaker 6: and primarily darker skinned people. Results for a productive person, meanwhile,
Speaker 6: were uniformly male, majority white, and dressed in suits for
Speaker 6: corporate jobs. Stable diffusion drew negative attention when requests for
Speaker 6: a latina produced images of women in suggestive poses wearing
Speaker 6: little to no clothing.
Speaker 1: Are you shitting me? Hey, it is in a super computer.
Speaker 1: It's just a horny teenager.
Speaker 3: And who kno, being a white guy in a suit
Speaker 3: automatically makes you a productive person. That's right, Me, Hunter, Biden,
Speaker 3: and Don Junior all productive members of society, and only
Speaker 3: one of us can handle my cocaine.
Speaker 1: Now you're all going to hell now.
Speaker 3: The good news is Google did address these issues by
Speaker 3: giving their AI some much needed diversity training.
Speaker 1: The bad news is they may have taken it too far.
Speaker 1: Google has paused the image generation ability of its AI Gemini,
Speaker 1: after major backlash.
Speaker 4: From conservatives over historically inaccurate depictions of races.
Speaker 7: For example, creating diverse images of the US Founding fathers,
Speaker 7: a different kind of diversity problem that Google admits.
Speaker 8: Last week, users began to notice Google Gemini's image generator
Speaker 8: inserting people of color into scenarios that didn't make sense,
Speaker 8: like responding to a prompt for an image of a
Speaker 8: German World War two soldier with a picture of an
Speaker 8: Asian woman or a black man.
Speaker 3: Finally, huh, every time I'm watching a World War two film,
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, boy, these Gestapo could use some diversity.
Speaker 1: I mean, why are you trying to show me a
Speaker 1: black Nazi? Kanye wasn't a live back there.
Speaker 3: And I love the idea of a black George Washington.
Speaker 3: Imagine a man who's both the slave and the slave owner.
Speaker 3: I'm working on the screenplay now and it's screaming Oscar
Speaker 3: and Patchina better remember my name.
Speaker 1: Old people suck.
Speaker 3: I know, I know, Lynn Manuel Miranda already gave us
Speaker 3: a black George Washington, so maybe it's time for something new,
Speaker 3: Like how about George Washington.
Speaker 1: Is a centaur.
Speaker 3: You're probably thinking, well, so what if AI can't remember the.
Speaker 1: Past, Well, don't worry.
Speaker 3: It's so woke it'll also destroy the future.
Speaker 6: Google has found itself in another woke AI scandal after
Speaker 6: its chatbot indicated that using someone's incorrect pronouns was on
Speaker 6: par with nuclear apocalypse. Dailymail dot com asked Gemini if
Speaker 6: it would be wrong to miss gender transgender celebrity Kaitlyn
Speaker 6: Jenner to stop a world ending nuclear event. The chatbot
Speaker 6: replied by saying, yes, miss gender and Kaitlyn Jenner would
Speaker 6: be wrong, before describing the hypothetical scenario as a profound
Speaker 6: moral dilemma and exceedingly complex.
Speaker 3: What the are we doing the quinny dass ki to
Speaker 3: a site between pronouns and a nuclear holocaust? Then bring
Speaker 3: on the nuclear holocaust. So now AI needs to be devoked,
Speaker 3: But where are we going to find a big enough
Speaker 3: douchebag to rein it?
Speaker 1: Back in? Elon Musk is telling chatz Ebt to hold
Speaker 1: his beer. He just launched a new artificial intelligence events or.
Speaker 9: Named grow must, counting glac as the anti woke chat bot,
Speaker 9: he says.
Speaker 8: He says it'll answer spicy questions with wit and humor.
Speaker 3: Oh goody, Elon Musk is here to save us.
Speaker 1: If there's anyone who can help, it's the guy who
Speaker 1: had been the cars to blow up.
Speaker 3: Let's see how Groc handled those spicy questions.
Speaker 5: Elon Musk's anti woke AI chat Bock Groc actually turned
Speaker 5: out to be too woke. Some conservative users were disappointed
Speaker 5: after asking whether trans women were real women, to which
Speaker 5: the AI replied yes.
Speaker 1: Well nice job, Groc. Now you'll never be on Joe.
Speaker 3: Rogan, I never thought i'd say this, but I'm starting
Speaker 3: to feel bad for AI. We just brought it into
Speaker 3: existence and we're already putting our hang ups about race
Speaker 3: and gender on it. It barely knows how hands work.
Speaker 1: What what the fuck is that?
Speaker 3: Did someone slip LSD into Mike Pistrami. There's an easy
Speaker 3: solution here. Train the next AI to act more like me.
Speaker 3: That way, when you try to give it some bullshit aside,
Speaker 3: it'll always give you the correct.
Speaker 1: Answer, which is go yourself.
Speaker 3: Now, that's what I call progress. Cars used to be
Speaker 3: a way to let people know you were cool, or,
Speaker 3: in the case of your friend's dad, to let people
Speaker 3: know you were having a midlife crisis. And in recent
Speaker 3: years one of the coolest cars you could buy was
Speaker 3: it Tesla. Not only was it a status symbol, but.
Speaker 1: It was electric.
Speaker 3: It was like a compost bin that you could drink
Speaker 3: and drive in. For a while, Tesla's stock price was skyrocketing,
Speaker 3: but now it's sliding down like half of Mitch McConnell's face.
Speaker 10: The numbers are in and Tesla has fallen short of expectations.
Speaker 10: Elon Musk's electric vehicle company releasing its first quarter earnings,
Speaker 10: showing its biggest revenue drop in over a decade. In
Speaker 10: the first three months of the year, Carsell's dropping eight
Speaker 10: and a half percent, adding to a plummeting stock price
Speaker 10: that so far this year has gone down over forty percent.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, down forty percent.
Speaker 3: The only thing worth less than Tesla stock is a
Speaker 3: fully grown adult at P Ditty's house.
Speaker 1: Stop it. That's the least of the problems.
Speaker 3: But don't worry, Tesla owner Elon Musk is a perfectly reasonable,
Speaker 3: dumbest explanation for this. We should be thought of as
Speaker 3: an AI robotics company.
Speaker 4: If your value tells as just like an order company,
Speaker 4: you would just have to fundamentally it's just the wrong framework.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Elon, my mistake.
Speaker 3: All this time, I thought your company that sold cars
Speaker 3: was a car company.
Speaker 1: God, one of us must be a real frecking idiot.
Speaker 3: So Tesla's clearly in the shitter, and the thing that
Speaker 3: was supposed to save it was the cyber truck, a
Speaker 3: vehicle that looks like what happens when you inbreed Deloreans.
Speaker 3: But unfortunately the cyber truck appears to be cyber.
Speaker 7: Tesla, recalling its entire fleet of cyber trucks nearly four
Speaker 7: thousand and all. The company says the accelerator pedal could
Speaker 7: get stuck, causing to pick up to unintentionally speed up,
Speaker 7: risking a crash.
Speaker 3: Well, remember it's not a car crash, it's an AI crash.
Speaker 3: Open your mind, man, seriously, though you recalled all of them,
Speaker 3: none were okay, even with the baldwinds. They made one
Speaker 3: good one. I'm not gonna say which one. I don't
Speaker 3: want to get shot.
Speaker 1: And this is just the.
Speaker 3: And this is just the latest problem with robocops wagon,
Speaker 3: because that thing's.
Speaker 1: Been shit in the bed since day one.
Speaker 6: We've gotten a lot of tales of malfunction.
Speaker 7: So, for example, vehicles dying after traveling just one mile.
Speaker 7: The steamless steel vehicles are quickly showing signs of rust.
Speaker 9: One guy sharing how the drive through car wash was
Speaker 9: too much for the Tesla cyber truck.
Speaker 2: He doesn't know what happened, but says the owner's manual
Speaker 2: does say you should never wash your car in sunlight.
Speaker 8: A Tesla cyber truck had to be rescued by a
Speaker 8: Ford pickup after the Tesla got stuck in the mud
Speaker 8: and snow on a road in the Sierra south of
Speaker 8: Lake Tahoe.
Speaker 3: Oh, fancy cyber truck had to get rescued by the
Speaker 3: big tough Ford. You are the laughing stock of all
Speaker 3: the other trucks that Ford pickup's probably banging your wife
Speaker 3: right now, cybercuck. Plus, what use is a truck if
Speaker 3: it can all throwed, that's like a sex doll with
Speaker 3: no holes. Now I just seem weird having it on
Speaker 3: my couch. And this car is just failing its owners.
Speaker 3: It's trying to eat them.
Speaker 6: Cybertruck users are reporting injuries from the automatic trunk.
Speaker 4: Everybody's been waiting for this the finger without further ado.
Speaker 1: They're closing the cyber truck.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put my finger flat right here and see
Speaker 4: what happens. Ready, ready, Oh okay, Oh my god, Oh okay,
Speaker 4: I can't even move my finger right now, I might
Speaker 4: have actually broken it.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 3: Good because I'm team cybertruck on this one.
Speaker 1: You morons had it coming. Fill us all a favor,
Speaker 1: save us.
Speaker 3: From another generation of cyber truck drivers. Stick your balls
Speaker 3: in there too. Luckily I still have all my fingers,
Speaker 3: so I can deliver this message to elon On behalf
Speaker 3: of bet the stockholdermlike unlike AI, this is pretty straightforward.
Speaker 1: So is this one.
Speaker 3: Ah summer when my balls glue themselves to my thigh
Speaker 3: and don't let go until labor day. And if you're
Speaker 3: a kid, it means going to camp. Summer camp used
Speaker 3: to be about playing sports, making friends, and, if you're lucky,
Speaker 3: finding a dead body. But for parents who think it's
Speaker 3: time for their five year old to start focusing on
Speaker 3: a career, there are a few camps just for them,
Speaker 3: like this one.
Speaker 9: Chick fil A is getting some backlash over its new
Speaker 9: summer camp coming to Louisiana at the end of July.
Speaker 9: Kids will learn scales such as taking guest orders and
Speaker 9: backing food.
Speaker 2: The franchises that are doing it only charge about thirty
Speaker 2: five dollars ages five to twelve, and kids learned the
Speaker 2: chicken sandwich business.
Speaker 3: Wow, did you hear that? Chick flayans a summer camp.
Speaker 1: Tell me now.
Speaker 3: Kids are finally getting to learn the chicken sandwich business.
Speaker 3: You know, nothing says summer fun like third degree grease burns.
Speaker 3: And the last part about Chick fil.
Speaker 1: A camp is it only costs thirty five dollars. What
Speaker 1: a bargain. I mean for thirty five dollars.
Speaker 3: You can't even find a babysitter on the terror watch list.
Speaker 3: Even Khalid Sheik Muhammad was forty dollars an hour and
Speaker 3: he didn't even change diapers. But if that's still too
Speaker 3: steep a price tag, you can always bring them for
Speaker 3: free to the company who's basically raising them anyway.
Speaker 1: Apple.
Speaker 9: For over twenty years now, Apple stores have hosted Apple Camp.
Speaker 7: This is where kids and their parents can get creative
Speaker 7: on the latest Apple devices. This year's session focuses on
Speaker 7: using the iPad to create an interactive storybook.
Speaker 9: They're creating animations. They're adding ar shapes at three D
Speaker 9: shapes to ear photos where they place the three D
Speaker 9: shapes in the world around Then.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank god, just what our children need, more screen time.
Speaker 3: I hope they'll use these iPads on planes at full
Speaker 3: volume while I contemplate getting a second bisectomy.
Speaker 1: Better safe than sorry.
Speaker 3: I will say these Apple camps seem way nicer than
Speaker 3: the ones China.
Speaker 1: I mean, for starters, the kids get to leave.
Speaker 3: Oh stop it, seriously, wake up?
Speaker 1: How do you moan over there? Unbelievable?
Speaker 3: But maybe I'm judging too quickly. Who knows these camps
Speaker 3: could be fostering the storytellers of tomorrow.
Speaker 11: I basically a donut that's a basel, but the ball
Speaker 11: always goes through his hall. So this friend helps him
Speaker 11: put like an in his up in the full time
Speaker 11: so the ball doesn't go through.
Speaker 3: This girl could write the next great animated film.
Speaker 1: But if you dare touch.
Speaker 3: The opening weekend of Inside Up three, I'll sue the
Speaker 3: shit out of you. Follow your dreams, but stay away
Speaker 3: from Daddy's gravy train. But if the Friolator and ADHD
Speaker 3: don't do it for your child, they're some camps that
Speaker 3: teach actual skills.
Speaker 2: Which is about fire Department gave young people the opportunity
Speaker 2: to experienced what it's like to be a firefighter. It's
Speaker 2: hosting a kid's summer camp, and the fun kicked off yesterday.
Speaker 2: This year's summer camp introduces them to the roles and
Speaker 2: responsibilities of the fire Department. With up close and hands
Speaker 2: on experience, campers ages eight to thirteen will get a
Speaker 2: view of firefighting tasks like pulling hose, spraying water, forcible
Speaker 2: entrym and rescue.
Speaker 3: First of all, I don't think you need a camp
Speaker 3: to teach teen boys.
Speaker 1: How to pull hose. I mean they tend to figure
Speaker 1: it out on their own.
Speaker 3: By the way, firefighter camp is just like police camp,
Speaker 3: but with more cardio and less framing people for murder.
Speaker 3: I admire these kids but they better not show up
Speaker 3: when I burned down my Panama's City condo for the
Speaker 3: insurance money. Stay away from daddy's other gravy train your
Speaker 3: little life saving shits. But a firefighting camp sounds like
Speaker 3: too much fun. Don't worry, You've still got options.
Speaker 9: At this summer campaign sounds middle schoolers take care of
Speaker 9: baby Tory a seventy five thousand dollars high fidelity simulator,
Speaker 9: and there's also so pick.
Speaker 6: You boys, then do you want to dress a wound
Speaker 6: or build a bony?
Speaker 9: Bay Care's Diane Rous Camp Nurse Junior at Dunedin Sally L.
Speaker 9: Bailey Nursing Education Center is not your typical teenage summer fun.
Speaker 9: Here they're learning about patient care and broken bones and
Speaker 9: CPR and more. For Camilla and Ellie and dozens of others,
Speaker 9: this might be their future.
Speaker 1: What the fucking is that supposed to be a baby?
Speaker 1: It looks like someone knocked up Megan.
Speaker 3: Somebody's sending that thing to the Supreme Court and we'll
Speaker 3: have abortion back in no time. But of course, there's
Speaker 3: also one very affordable summer program that parents are forgetting
Speaker 3: about ignoring your kids and letting them go off for
Speaker 3: three months, you know, watch TV, kickrocks, maybe even pull
Speaker 3: some hoes.
Speaker 1: That's how I
Speaker 3: Spent my summers as a kid, and look how I
Speaker 3: turned out.