1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Ven Jibile show on demand. If you could teach your 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: pet to say a single phrase, what would it be? 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Calls right now eight eight eight three four three one 4 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,280 Speaker 1: oh six one, text in four one oh six one. 5 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,080 Speaker 1: It's time for ridiculous Internet questions, and that is today's 6 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: ridiculous Internet question. I think it'd be amazing if you 7 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: could teach your pet to talk right. Oh, you can 8 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 1: have it say such awkward things and it wouldn't be 9 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 1: your fault and nobody could get mad because it's just 10 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,840 Speaker 1: it's a puppy. It doesn't know. Calls up eight to 11 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: day three four three one oh six one, text in 12 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Hey Nikki, Yes, if you 13 00:00:30,240 --> 00:00:32,080 Speaker 1: could teach your pet to say a single phrase, what 14 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:35,559 Speaker 1: would it be? Being in customer service for as long 15 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:37,200 Speaker 1: as I have and having to talk to as many 16 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: people as I do during the day. I think the 17 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:41,000 Speaker 1: thing I would teach my pet to say is please 18 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,880 Speaker 1: don't have babies, A lot of it, Please don't have babies. 19 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,520 Speaker 1: Do you have a pet? I do? I actually have 20 00:00:48,600 --> 00:00:52,040 Speaker 1: two Aussies and two cats. Oh wow, So you can 21 00:00:52,240 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: teach them all different phrases, Oh, I can do. You're 22 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: too dumb? You know, different versions of all of your pets, 23 00:01:04,480 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: just different versions of don't have babies, like I don't 24 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,320 Speaker 1: know what's gotten into them. I'm so sorry, And then 25 00:01:08,319 --> 00:01:10,399 Speaker 1: they're getting a treat behind your back when they say 26 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:13,520 Speaker 1: it thanks for your phone calling me calls up eighty 27 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:15,040 Speaker 1: eight three four three on h six one text and 28 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,360 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. It's ridiculous Internet questions. And 29 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 1: today's ridiculous Internet question is you could teach your pet 30 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: a single phrase? What would it be? Victoria Mimosa. My 31 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: cat is pretty good at like making me follow her 32 00:01:25,760 --> 00:01:27,680 Speaker 1: whatever she wants. But if I had to teach her 33 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:29,800 Speaker 1: one phrase, I'd probably teach her drinks or to the 34 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,480 Speaker 1: left that wou should be a nice little hostess for 35 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:35,399 Speaker 1: when I have friends over. That is cute, Yeah, except 36 00:01:35,440 --> 00:01:37,479 Speaker 1: as a cat, you know, and cats are kind of mean. 37 00:01:37,720 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: No disrespect to the cats listening out there. I like 38 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: cats because they're kind of mean. You know, they're complicated. 39 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: You gotta work for their affection, right, and you don't 40 00:01:46,319 --> 00:01:48,280 Speaker 1: know if they're gonna like you one day or you know, 41 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: they'll come around you when they want to be petted. 42 00:01:50,080 --> 00:01:52,720 Speaker 1: But if they don't want to be petted, don't touch me. Yeah, 43 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:54,200 Speaker 1: So your cat would be like drinks or to the 44 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 1: left and then turn around and show everybody like moon everybody. 45 00:01:57,120 --> 00:02:00,880 Speaker 1: Basically they like showing up the little billy not call 46 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,120 Speaker 1: us up eight eight three one takes ten four one 47 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:06,200 Speaker 1: six one. If you could teach your pet any phrase, 48 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,920 Speaker 1: what would it be, Hey, Ashley, Hi, It would be 49 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:13,160 Speaker 1: for my cats and my dog to tell my son 50 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:19,320 Speaker 1: to leave them alone. How old is your son? He 51 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 1: is about to be six in two days? Actually, okay? 52 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: So is he constantly like petting them way too hard, 53 00:02:25,240 --> 00:02:28,359 Speaker 1: grabbing on their tails, stuff like that. That and he 54 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,720 Speaker 1: enjoys hitting them with his stuffed animal dogs. But it's like, 55 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:38,320 Speaker 1: we stop touching the cat, not hit lily. Would little 56 00:02:38,360 --> 00:02:40,160 Speaker 1: kids like they think they're being nice, you know, but 57 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,640 Speaker 1: they're so rough with animals it's hilarious. No, exactly. And 58 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: my kittens, like six months old ens like, man, if 59 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,240 Speaker 1: I had thumbs, I would grab that bear right out 60 00:02:50,280 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 1: of your hands and beat you over the head. Does 61 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: he does? When my son's gone, he tears us. Thanks 62 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 1: for your phone call, Actually call us up eighty eight 63 00:02:59,160 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: three one, texting four one oh six one. If you 64 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: could teach your pet to say a single phrase. What 65 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 1: would it be? Be it? Currently? I don't have a doggie, 66 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:09,280 Speaker 1: but if I did have a dog, I think it 67 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,400 Speaker 1: would be smart to like teach them like put the 68 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: packages on the back porch. Surely it's really smart because 69 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: when they see the delivery guy, they just start barking. 70 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:20,560 Speaker 1: But if they can, you know, instead of bark, say 71 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,320 Speaker 1: something useful. Yeah, packages in the garage. Maybe that's what 72 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: they're trying to do this whole time, that guy putting 73 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: it over there. I just said five times to put 74 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:33,359 Speaker 1: it behind the garage. Somebody listened to me. Paus eight 75 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:35,560 Speaker 1: eight three four three one six one text in four 76 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,960 Speaker 1: one oh six one. Today's ridiculous Internet question is you 77 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:42,680 Speaker 1: could teach your pet a single phrase? What would it be? Hey, Veronica? 78 00:03:42,560 --> 00:03:44,440 Speaker 1: Hey there, what would you teach your pet to say? 79 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:46,080 Speaker 1: If you could teach it to say a single phrase, 80 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:49,880 Speaker 1: I would teach it to say, Look, they cheap their 81 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,839 Speaker 1: pets on their eyelids. They have pet caterpillars. Oh, talking 82 00:03:53,840 --> 00:04:01,200 Speaker 1: about someone's eyelashes. That I was not expecting that. Do 83 00:04:01,240 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: you have a pet, Veronica? Yep? I do not, but 84 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: I have a pet in my life. It's just not mine, Okay, 85 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: what's the pet in your life? It's a snoodle. He's 86 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 1: a half He's the cutest thing and say that. He 87 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,039 Speaker 1: would probably want to hate the budge, but yeah, I 88 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: feel like a schnoodle would say it was a very 89 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: classy accent, too right, definitely, Thank you for your phone 90 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: call call us eight at eight three four three one 91 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: six one, texting four one six one. If you could 92 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: teach your pet to say a single phrase, what would 93 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: it be? Christian Gray snow, if I could teach my 94 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:39,279 Speaker 1: sweet Abigail baby to say anything, it would be get out. 95 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 1: That would be so whenever I have my guests over, 96 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:46,480 Speaker 1: my romantic guests, I don't have to be the person 97 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 1: to say get out. Five minutes after it's over. You 98 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,080 Speaker 1: can tell them to leave. That's that's a good thing. 99 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: You're like, I'm sorry, it's not me. She's very pushing. 100 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:58,040 Speaker 1: It's she's very demanding. Yeah, I have to listen to her. 101 00:04:58,040 --> 00:05:00,200 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you gotta go. She's almost t and like, 102 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: I gotta give what you want to call us eight 103 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: to eighty three to three one oh six one, text 104 00:05:04,080 --> 00:05:05,719 Speaker 1: and four one oh six one. If you can teach 105 00:05:05,720 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: your pet any phrase, what would it be? I think 106 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,280 Speaker 1: for me if I had a pet, Because animals are 107 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:13,760 Speaker 1: dogs and cats and stuff. They're usually in the room 108 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,880 Speaker 1: when people are doing adult human things together, right, Yeah, 109 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,320 Speaker 1: the dogs are always like they're watching for whatever reason. 110 00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,800 Speaker 1: So I would probably teach you to be like you 111 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: guys are perverts. 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