Speaker 1: Second date date. Imagine you're a guy who finally gets
Speaker 1: a date with a really great girl who's maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit out of your league. That's exciting, but she
Speaker 1: tells you, yeah, sure, I'll slum it with you for
Speaker 1: just one night, and the date night, you blow it
Speaker 1: for the dumbest reason ever. Oh no, that's what one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Lou, says happened to him when he
Speaker 1: met a hottie online. So let's ask him about it. Lou,
Speaker 1: First of all, thanks for slumming it by calling a
Speaker 1: radio show. You're out of our league, so I really
Speaker 1: hope we don't blow it with you. Oh I don't think. So.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of tears to keep track of here.
Speaker 1: For me, you're always at the bottom. We always are.
Speaker 1: So tell us who is this lady that you met online?
Speaker 1: Her name is Kelly. Okay, okay, Kelly's a hawk girl
Speaker 1: name m Yeah, that's why I always think anyway, So
Speaker 1: she worked out like all the time. She's like really
Speaker 1: in shape and all that stuff. You talk to her
Speaker 1: about her, you just assume because we talked a little
Speaker 1: bit about that. You know, she never eats sugar and
Speaker 1: never eats brand and um, she's really strict about her diet.
Speaker 1: I get that. I mean I'm not quite as good
Speaker 1: to look amazing, and those are the things that you
Speaker 1: have to sacrifice. That's why I've never been willing to
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, so we hung out, went out to dinner,
Speaker 1: and I even got the you know, the califlower appetizer
Speaker 1: we had sus lifestyle. Yeah, yeah, I was only in
Speaker 1: any you know. And then we went over to we
Speaker 1: went bowling over at Cosmic Bowls, you know, and they
Speaker 1: got the neon lights and the loud music. You know.
Speaker 1: We were having like a good time. That is good.
Speaker 1: And that's where you can like order some mozzarella sticks
Speaker 1: for yourself on the side and eat them over the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I tell them, hey, leave them over on stall too,
Speaker 1: I mean, lose. Not to insult you or anything, but
Speaker 1: you sound like a guy who likes to, you know,
Speaker 1: get down on some good food. Right. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was definitely in the monster realistic neighborhood there thinking about
Speaker 1: that kind of thing. But the thing is the bowling.
Speaker 1: It ends like at eleven o'clock and I was like,
Speaker 1: I thought the date went well, and I was thinking
Speaker 1: we just call it a night. We were having a
Speaker 1: good time, but out of nowhere, she was like, hey,
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do now? Like wan, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: that's a fast ball belt, hied, So I just said,
Speaker 1: fast out of the park guys. Belt. Yea belt, that's
Speaker 1: like the perfect place to hit the ball. It's a layup.
Speaker 1: Are you a little bit older than no? Well I
Speaker 1: did have a couple of years on it, but not
Speaker 1: that much. But girls say like, what are we doing now?
Speaker 1: After a date, you know, after we're having a good time,
Speaker 1: You're like, well, I just said, well, you know you
Speaker 1: want to come over? Yeah, okay, but you know, she
Speaker 1: needed to get coffee first, So we just went to
Speaker 1: one of the gas stations and got some coffee and
Speaker 1: gas station coffee twenty four hours. She suffered from harber
Speaker 1: the rest of the evening. Cafe a couple of pans.
Speaker 1: It's not easy to get a coffee, I guess atven thirty. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but not all. I mean maybe that's not even a thing.
Speaker 1: Like was it was? She fine with that, like when
Speaker 1: Miami in the eighties, you just gotta figure out a
Speaker 1: place to get that, right, Yeah, drugs. So we we
Speaker 1: went back from my place and it was like a
Speaker 1: great night we hung out. She stayed in night. Did
Speaker 1: you use air quotes when you say hung out like
Speaker 1: this is uh yeah, this is a good clue. Even
Speaker 1: fathers they say, Okay, what was it like the next morning?
Speaker 1: Even the morning was fun and we decided we would
Speaker 1: hang out again that night. Oh wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 1: She must really like you. I don't understand. In your email,
Speaker 1: you said that you screwed up when you met her,
Speaker 1: like this sounds like the best date you've ever had. Well,
Speaker 1: you got, well hang out, you got to game. Ain't
Speaker 1: over yet. So I told her, you know, just meet
Speaker 1: me back at my place here at six and we
Speaker 1: can go out. Okay. I did some stuff during the day,
Speaker 1: but I was so beat. I would ended up like
Speaker 1: just sitting on a couch and boom, I fell asleep
Speaker 1: at like five thirty. Oh no, oh my god. Yeah horrible.
Speaker 1: And I woke up at like nine thirty. It was
Speaker 1: like a bunch of mixed mistext and calls. You stood
Speaker 1: her accident and I called her back and said, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, I fell asleep. I can't believe it. And
Speaker 1: I haven't her or anything since. So she was just
Speaker 1: like standing outside of your place wondering where the hell
Speaker 1: you were for who knows how long? But yes, and
Speaker 1: I'm wrong, I admit it. But now when you if
Speaker 1: you fumble like that and you and you at least
Speaker 1: sports analogies here, yes, but you gotta at least come clean.
Speaker 1: And so, oh my god, I'm so sorry, I asleep.
Speaker 1: Could we go out tonight tomorrow? Make it up to you?
Speaker 1: But I just got completely you know nothing? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so how well how long has it been since she
Speaker 1: responded to your text or your calls? I've been like
Speaker 1: five days? Okay, I mean like I would be angry
Speaker 1: after five days. I'd probably cool off by then, but
Speaker 1: she may also be feeling like god, he was asleep,
Speaker 1: like he can not like keep up, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And if you say she's like already some like out
Speaker 1: of your league like super Girl, she may have just
Speaker 1: moved on to another guy already. Bro Like yes, you
Speaker 1: could say she was out of my league, but she
Speaker 1: wasn't out of my league that night. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: that we got our own. You know what, Well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna do some work here. We're gonna try and give
Speaker 1: you another fastball belt high when we call her ages jab,
Speaker 1: I'm just going off of what he's saying. Take this
Speaker 1: into overtime and get the two point conversion when we
Speaker 1: do your second right after this second. If you missed it,
Speaker 1: we've been talking to a super youthful, fresh and hip
Speaker 1: bursting with energy mail named Lou. Is that why we're
Speaker 1: playing the baby music who fell asleep at five thirty
Speaker 1: right in the middle of people's Court, didn't even get
Speaker 1: to see Judge Wappner's verdict before Lou conked out and
Speaker 1: ended up missing his date with Kelly. And what do
Speaker 1: we know about Lou so far? We know he's maybe
Speaker 1: a little older, he says, by a few years, Luke.
Speaker 1: And he didn't say decades. No, no, my spidy senses
Speaker 1: we're talking to this assumptions here. But he is dating
Speaker 1: a younger girl who he says is out of his league. So,
Speaker 1: like I said, he fell asleep right before she was
Speaker 1: supposed to come over and they were going to hang
Speaker 1: out and now hasn't talked to her in almost a week.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, Lou, still awake, My man, I'm still here,
Speaker 1: all right, Blue, All right? Are you feeling optimistic about this? Well?
Speaker 1: I am, because technically you could say I kind of
Speaker 1: blew the second date because we did hang out the
Speaker 1: night before, right, yeah, great first day. No one's arguing. Yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: in my mind, I won game one. It's a seven
Speaker 1: game series. Yeah, I mean the boy. Yeah, okay, did
Speaker 1: you do that many sports references when you were hanging
Speaker 1: out with her. It's not good when in game two
Speaker 1: the Yankees fall asleep and don't show up. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: if you throw a tough lefty game three, you're back
Speaker 1: in its Game three, Jeffrey, all right, this is gonna
Speaker 1: be our rumble in the jungle. All right, Sony things
Speaker 1: I need to google. We're gonna reach out to Kelly
Speaker 1: and try and get you another date here, Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: that'd be great. I'm gonna be your tough lefty today.
Speaker 1: We're gonna Oh, he's got a screwball. I thought we
Speaker 1: were looking for a line drive. No, that's fine, fastball.
Speaker 1: Is that what we want? I think we're We should
Speaker 1: be done with the sports references for the rest of
Speaker 1: this segment, actually for the rest of the entire show. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's call Kelly and see what she has to say.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Kelly? Yes? This
Speaker 1: please Okell you don't have to sound so skeptical. We're
Speaker 1: a very kind morning radio show. We're nice people. Most
Speaker 1: of us. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: do you ever listen not really, like not to answer,
Speaker 1: just not to radio in general, because it's such an
Speaker 1: outdated form of technology. It's really popular. Yeah. I didn't
Speaker 1: really listen to radio on that m Yeah, okay, that's
Speaker 1: all right. Not to keep giving you blast from the past.
Speaker 1: But we heard about a date that you went on
Speaker 1: about a week ago with a guy named Lou. Oh god,
Speaker 1: oh god, he said, wait what yeah, yeah, okay, wait
Speaker 1: are you mad at him? Because I'd be kind of mad. Well,
Speaker 1: I don't know what he told you about it, but
Speaker 1: I mean it was not I mean, a date was cool.
Speaker 1: But then like, yeah, we heard a little bit from
Speaker 1: Lou about how your at least your first date night went,
Speaker 1: and that sounded really great with dinner and bowling. Oh
Speaker 1: he is so mad at himself that he screwed everything. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, sounds like that second date is where
Speaker 1: everything kind of fell off the rails. Well, it was
Speaker 1: never on the rails. He was to sleep sleep a
Speaker 1: wheel yeah. Yeah, Um, he's not really my normal type
Speaker 1: that I normally go out with. He's definitely a little older. Um,
Speaker 1: and I thought that would be fun and he was too.
Speaker 1: Good time we had, we had fun, okay we I
Speaker 1: mean like the next night when you were supposed to
Speaker 1: meet him at his apartment or something and you're just
Speaker 1: standing outside. Oh my god, how long did you wait
Speaker 1: out there? Um? Like about twenty five minutes, that is all. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it took me like two hours to get ready,
Speaker 1: Like I had a lot of time, and I was
Speaker 1: looking good, you know. And I'm not really really mad.
Speaker 1: I just think if five thirty at night, like who
Speaker 1: falls asleep at five thirty? Well, it sounds like you
Speaker 1: wore him out the previous day. Yeah, he was exhausted
Speaker 1: from the night before, from all the good times. That
Speaker 1: could be true. That could be true. But you know,
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, well, maybe going now was an
Speaker 1: older guy wasn't going to be best for me because
Speaker 1: I'm a very active person, go out a lot, do
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff. I need somebody who just can
Speaker 1: keep up with me. Oh so in your life, thought
Speaker 1: maybe trying out an older guy would be a thing
Speaker 1: for you? Or was that just like a one off situation. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean I felt like I was trying, you know
Speaker 1: there and kind of got burned a little bit with
Speaker 1: that whole falling asleep thing. I mean, that whole senior
Speaker 1: citizen lifestyle got to I mean you got to understand though,
Speaker 1: like he you know, he was busy all day. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I fallen asleep even, you know, when I
Speaker 1: was younger, my twenties, like i'd be twenty two, and
Speaker 1: that's from like day drinking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get that.
Speaker 1: But I guess, you know, like if you're starting out,
Speaker 1: like with a new relationship and the possibilities, it's just
Speaker 1: I think that that requires like a little extra effort,
Speaker 1: and if it's not interesting enough to be able to
Speaker 1: stay awake, then I don't really have Well, if you
Speaker 1: want some extra effort, then I think Lou might be
Speaker 1: your guy, because he went through the effort of reaching
Speaker 1: out to a radio show to get in touch with
Speaker 1: you super super early in the morning. Yeah, which might
Speaker 1: not be the style of a young person, but it's
Speaker 1: his style. And he's on the other line right now
Speaker 1: and wants to talk to you. He's yeah, really blue,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, Hey, what's happening, Kelly? How are you?
Speaker 1: I thought we were having a good time. I you know, listen,
Speaker 1: I just simply dozed off on the couch. I had
Speaker 1: a great night the night before, you know. And yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, like you texted me all that, and I
Speaker 1: appreciate that, like you're kind of owning it. That's cool.
Speaker 1: But I don't know, I'm just kind of rethinking maybe
Speaker 1: it's not the best fit. Oh well, you can't. You
Speaker 1: can't go by just a dozing off on, you know,
Speaker 1: And you gotta, you gotta. You know what I heard
Speaker 1: the song You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker, you
Speaker 1: know that one. I don't know that, so that's an
Speaker 1: ancient reference there and the Little Rascal singh every original
Speaker 1: one from the sixties. It's a beautiful song and it
Speaker 1: just basically says that, you know, you're so beautiful, you
Speaker 1: mean everything to me, and I just feel I feel
Speaker 1: horrible that you had to wait. And uh, I was
Speaker 1: listening and listen, you took you two hours to get ready,
Speaker 1: so you must have been excited to go out again.
Speaker 1: So just by one little fumble here, I wish you
Speaker 1: give me another shot. You know, you are so beautiful
Speaker 1: to be? Can't you see me hopeful? You know everything
Speaker 1: on me? Oh so beautiful to me? Wow, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you they're not playing out of the clubs now, yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you do you have any CARDI B in your
Speaker 1: repertoire or something or Kelly doesn't do Alifa have a
Speaker 1: song about like lowering your standards for an older man.
Speaker 1: How did that feel to you that song? Did it
Speaker 1: help or did it hurt? I think you remember like
Speaker 1: hearing my grandpa sing that song. I'm gonna go with hurt. Then, well,
Speaker 1: I guess it's worth asking. What was your relationship with
Speaker 1: your grandpa? Like your grandpa? Okay, okay, he's trying to
Speaker 1: be I think romantic and make up for his mistake. Look,
Speaker 1: if you can take age out of it, he is sweet,
Speaker 1: he is vulnerable, he is honest. Unfortunately, you can't just
Speaker 1: take age out of it. That's just part of life.
Speaker 1: But yeah, there are positives to dating an older man
Speaker 1: if you think about it, there are. I mean, that's
Speaker 1: the whole reason that you went out with him in
Speaker 1: the first place, right, Yes, that is true. Okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know a situation. Okay, I'm gonna throw us out
Speaker 1: there but some girls like older guys because they tend
Speaker 1: to have more money, or they've been in a career
Speaker 1: losability would wisdom, wisdom. They like to do things first
Speaker 1: class because yeah, things like bad seats and when the
Speaker 1: airplane hurt their backs, so that's nice, they won't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: older men tend to like younger women because they can
Speaker 1: recognize the signs of a stroke jump to action. So, Kelly,
Speaker 1: let's more strength for CPR two. We would like you
Speaker 1: to be that that lady for lou and we would
Speaker 1: pay for another date if you would agree to what
Speaker 1: don't she a caretaker? Tell you what? Why don't we go?
Speaker 1: We'll go out for karaoke, drink. I even bought a
Speaker 1: new coffee machine just for you, new coffee machine, or
Speaker 1: it's for you, Lucy. You could stay up later. I
Speaker 1: assure you I won't fall asleep again. Okay, that's a
Speaker 1: good deal. All of that to consider, and we'll give
Speaker 1: you a date on us. Kelly, what do you think?
Speaker 1: All right? All right? I give it another choy, but
Speaker 1: a number shut some wheat grass or everybody brooking Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Looks like everybody on the text board
Speaker 1: agrees this is probably not gonna end up being a
Speaker 1: long term thing. Yeah, but good for old people, right.
Speaker 1: They need a victory every once in a while. Though,
Speaker 1: just it was even for a day, you know, a
Speaker 1: pity victory. Yeah, it's like volunteering at an old folks home.
Speaker 1: You did something nice for them for one day. That's
Speaker 1: exactly So whatever they end up doing for their next date,
Speaker 1: whether that's shuffleboard or plinko or shut in the park,
Speaker 1: it'll be over by seven pm. Yeah. True. We wish
Speaker 1: him the best us. We hope that they keep us updated.
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