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Speaker 1: First of all, thanks for slumming it by calling a

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of tears to keep track of here.

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Speaker 1: For me, you're always at the bottom. We always are.

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Speaker 1: So tell us who is this lady that you met online?

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Speaker 1: Her name is Kelly. Okay, okay, Kelly's a hawk girl

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Speaker 1: name m Yeah, that's why I always think anyway, So

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Speaker 1: And that's where you can like order some mozzarella sticks

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Speaker 1: I mean, lose. Not to insult you or anything, but

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Speaker 1: we've been talking to a super youthful, fresh and hip

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Speaker 1: in its Game three, Jeffrey, all right, this is gonna

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Speaker 1: this segment, actually for the rest of the entire show. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Kelly? Yes? This

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Speaker 1: please Okell you don't have to sound so skeptical. We're

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Speaker 1: a very kind morning radio show. We're nice people. Most

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Speaker 1: of us. We're called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: do you ever listen not really, like not to answer,

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Speaker 1: But we heard about a date that you went on

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Speaker 1: oh god, he said, wait what yeah, yeah, okay, wait

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Hey, Hey, what's happening, Kelly? How are you?

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Speaker 1: I thought we were having a good time. I you know, listen,

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Speaker 1: I just simply dozed off on the couch. I had

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Speaker 1: a great night the night before, you know. And yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, like you texted me all that, and I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that, like you're kind of owning it. That's cool.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know, I'm just kind of rethinking maybe

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Speaker 1: it's not the best fit. Oh well, you can't. You

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Speaker 1: can't go by just a dozing off on, you know,

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Speaker 1: And you gotta, you gotta. You know what I heard

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Speaker 1: the song You Are So Beautiful by Joe Cocker, you

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Speaker 1: know that one. I don't know that, so that's an

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Speaker 1: ancient reference there and the Little Rascal singh every original

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Speaker 1: one from the sixties. It's a beautiful song and it

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Speaker 1: just basically says that, you know, you're so beautiful, you

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Speaker 1: mean everything to me, and I just feel I feel

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Speaker 1: horrible that you had to wait. And uh, I was

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Speaker 1: listening and listen, you took you two hours to get ready,

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Speaker 1: so you must have been excited to go out again.

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Speaker 1: So just by one little fumble here, I wish you

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Speaker 1: give me another shot. You know, you are so beautiful

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Speaker 1: to be? Can't you see me hopeful? You know everything

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Speaker 1: on me? Oh so beautiful to me? Wow, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you they're not playing out of the clubs now, yeah?

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Speaker 1: Do you do you have any CARDI B in your

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Speaker 1: repertoire or something or Kelly doesn't do Alifa have a

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Speaker 1: song about like lowering your standards for an older man.

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Speaker 1: How did that feel to you that song? Did it

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Speaker 1: help or did it hurt? I think you remember like

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Speaker 1: hearing my grandpa sing that song. I'm gonna go with hurt. Then, well,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's worth asking. What was your relationship with

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Speaker 1: your grandpa? Like your grandpa? Okay, okay, he's trying to

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Speaker 1: be I think romantic and make up for his mistake. Look,

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Speaker 1: if you can take age out of it, he is sweet,

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Speaker 1: he is vulnerable, he is honest. Unfortunately, you can't just

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Speaker 1: take age out of it. That's just part of life.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, there are positives to dating an older man

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Speaker 1: if you think about it, there are. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: the whole reason that you went out with him in

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Speaker 1: the first place, right, Yes, that is true. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: don't know a situation. Okay, I'm gonna throw us out

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Speaker 1: there but some girls like older guys because they tend

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Speaker 1: to have more money, or they've been in a career

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Speaker 1: losability would wisdom, wisdom. They like to do things first

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Speaker 1: class because yeah, things like bad seats and when the

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Speaker 1: airplane hurt their backs, so that's nice, they won't. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: older men tend to like younger women because they can

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Speaker 1: recognize the signs of a stroke jump to action. So, Kelly,

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Speaker 1: let's more strength for CPR two. We would like you

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Speaker 1: to be that that lady for lou and we would

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Speaker 1: pay for another date if you would agree to what

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Speaker 1: don't she a caretaker? Tell you what? Why don't we go?

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Speaker 1: We'll go out for karaoke, drink. I even bought a

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Speaker 1: new coffee machine just for you, new coffee machine, or

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Speaker 1: it's for you, Lucy. You could stay up later. I

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Speaker 1: assure you I won't fall asleep again. Okay, that's a

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Speaker 1: good deal. All of that to consider, and we'll give

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Speaker 1: you a date on us. Kelly, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: All right? All right? I give it another choy, but

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Speaker 1: a number shut some wheat grass or everybody brooking Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning. Looks like everybody on the text board

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Speaker 1: agrees this is probably not gonna end up being a

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Speaker 1: long term thing. Yeah, but good for old people, right.

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Speaker 1: They need a victory every once in a while. Though,

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Speaker 1: just it was even for a day, you know, a

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Speaker 1: pity victory. Yeah, it's like volunteering at an old folks home.

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Speaker 1: You did something nice for them for one day. That's

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Speaker 1: exactly So whatever they end up doing for their next date,

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Speaker 1: whether that's shuffleboard or plinko or shut in the park,

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Speaker 1: it'll be over by seven pm. Yeah. True. We wish

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Speaker 1: him the best us. We hope that they keep us updated.

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Speaker 1: If you ever want to listen to any of our

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Speaker 1: second date updates, remember we have the podcasts up. They're

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Speaker 1: available online app Brooke and Jeffrey wherever you get your

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