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Speaker 1: The volume.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the Vulgume Podcast Network.

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Speaker 2: It is Saturday, May thirteenth, and this is our silly

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Speaker 2: billy episode for the week where we are not going

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Speaker 2: to talk about sports except very tangentially. So if you

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Speaker 2: don't give a fuck about NBA playoffs, this is the

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Speaker 2: episode for you, as always.

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Speaker 3: Dragonfly Jones hosted by.

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Speaker 4: Dragonfly Jones, hosted by Jenkins.

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Speaker 5: Continue.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is how you know Mike's got somewhere to

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Speaker 2: be when we're done recording today. Dragonfly Jones hosted by

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Speaker 2: The Jethro Jenkins Age on Jefro Jenkins hosted by Dragonfly Jones, Tyler.

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Speaker 1: Everybody good, Lese and Bubba's I guess, Mikael, motherfucking Mike.

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Speaker 1: We did our part, you did, mother fucking Jenkins and Jones,

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Speaker 1: motherfucking Mike Hoss.

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Speaker 2: All right, Ship, Well, there's only we're recording this on Friday.

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Speaker 2: There's only one thing everyone's talking about today, so we're

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Speaker 2: just gonna talk about it, and that's, uh, you know,

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Speaker 2: is beautiful figure.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's succulent buzzle of her. My god, I don't

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Speaker 1: think any of us saw this coming, but it was

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Speaker 1: very It was it was. She has been the hero

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Speaker 1: we didn't know we needed this week. He's been out

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Speaker 1: all my.

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Speaker 6: Friends, man, woman, regardless, have sent me that. Yes, right,

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Speaker 6: everybody's equally amazed.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's it's funny being the ages we are.

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Speaker 2: Everyone is sending it back and forth, and as you said,

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Speaker 2: men and women platonically. Everyone's just like, isn't this great.

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Speaker 2: There's no like, wow, oh my god, look what's on

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Speaker 2: the timeline. It's just like, this is an incredible day.

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Speaker 2: It's like world peace happening. It's like I didn't think

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Speaker 2: it would happen. Ever, it doesn't have a direct impact

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Speaker 2: on my life, but it does make everything like ten

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Speaker 2: percent better.

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Speaker 6: Yes, And I didn't know I wanted it, Like I

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Speaker 6: didn't even think about it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, like I knew she was.

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Speaker 6: I just always just thought she was beautiful in a

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Speaker 6: very like art, like I look at her like a sculpture,

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Speaker 6: like that is a beautiful human being, you know, I mean,

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Speaker 6: never even imagining something like this would happen. But you know,

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Speaker 6: I'm not complaining obviously nobody, but I heard there are

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Speaker 6: some people online complaining.

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Speaker 3: We'll get to them. We'll get to them.

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Speaker 1: But bro it's you know, I've always thought you that

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Speaker 1: was just a beautiful woman. I thought that she had

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Speaker 1: her own type of you know, sex appeal that was

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Speaker 1: like you know, androgynists or what have you, you know, because

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Speaker 1: because the whole running running joke was how she used

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Speaker 1: to dress like the monopoly Man.

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Speaker 4: She was hiring on that too, and it took like

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Speaker 4: that's only like five foot flat with all that body too,

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Speaker 4: bro like.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I remember we discussed, like, bro like,

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Speaker 1: Duran knives out. I feling like, I mean, I always,

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Speaker 1: you know, had a little thank for her, but Durran

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Speaker 1: knives out. Seeing seeing her burning ship with that sweet

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Speaker 1: ass fucking Atlanta accent, blowing ship up and shooting that motherfucker,

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Speaker 1: I was like, goddamn, I'm in love.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: I think she was jokingly threatened to retire over the

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Speaker 2: monopoly Man comment too.

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Speaker 3: She was like, fuck y'all, I'm not I'm not touring

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Speaker 3: for fifteen years.

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Speaker 4: Anyway.

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Speaker 1: But that might have been with us what sparked the

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Speaker 1: one eighty right here, like that might have been you know,

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Speaker 1: Bron's Game six in Boston, Carter right there.

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Speaker 4: It's been quite detertive events since that. I'll show you

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Speaker 4: all the monopoly man feel.

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Speaker 2: You want to see some monocles, sir, I got plent

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Speaker 2: whatever whatever it was. I know the world, as you said,

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Speaker 2: men and women alike are appreciating it, except that there

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Speaker 2: have been a couple people on Twitter who, for some

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Speaker 2: reason think that the thing to do is to get

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Speaker 2: very think piecy about this. And I don't understand that

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Speaker 2: this is one of the few things in the world

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Speaker 2: What like, is this not an automatic trigger for self reflection?

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Speaker 2: If a beautiful woman is putting herself out there in

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Speaker 2: this way and your response is to write a Twitter

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Speaker 4: Twitter doesn't like any motherfucking bang brote nothing.

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Speaker 1: I thought there was a time, there was a time,

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Speaker 1: way back in the prehistoric times of Twitter, when Titty's

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Speaker 1: united us all, no matter what.

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Speaker 6: Differencesday all said everything aside.

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Speaker 1: It was like the Sunday Truth and the wire shit whatever,

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Speaker 1: whatever fucking grievouses you have with anyone. We put all

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Speaker 1: that to the side for the titties on Tuesday, and

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Speaker 1: titties don't even united anymore?

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Speaker 4: Is hell? Man?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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Speaker 4: But what have we come to? What have we come to.

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Speaker 6: But the thing is like this too, the way she

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Speaker 6: did it wasn't like it. It just looked so fun

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Speaker 6: the way she you know, like she I It was

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Speaker 6: just look like it was so enjoyable from a place

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Speaker 6: where I've seen titties where I havn't felt that way,

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Speaker 6: where I was like.

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Speaker 2: Oh, this is like, this is this is pure joy

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Speaker 4: Do you feel me? And it didn't even feel like

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Speaker 4: I didn't did it feel sexually all? I didn't really

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Speaker 4: feel that. I was just like, these are this is

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Speaker 2: Talking about about the clip of her performing, not the

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Speaker 3: The music video.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah exactly, Oh yeah for sure. Yeah yeah, but

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Speaker 4: YouTube made me log in to see the music video

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Speaker 4: to see your age. Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 6: Even in that video, it was just a fun experience.

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Speaker 6: It just seemed like a fun experience, you know what

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Speaker 6: I'm saying, Like it was really goofy and playful.

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Speaker 5: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: But it's just like dogs, some people aren't happy.

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Speaker 5: Unless they're misable.

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Speaker 6: That's what I tweeted, you know, just like there's people

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Speaker 6: that aren't that aren't aren't enjoying themselves unless they're not

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Speaker 6: enjoying themselves, you know what I mean. It just feels

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Speaker 6: you know, this is wrong somehow, because it has to

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Speaker 6: be wrong because I'm happy, you know what I mean, Like, yeah.

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Speaker 5: That's the only since you know that can make of it?

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Speaker 7: All?

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Speaker 4: Right, Well, let's talk about right, like the grids.

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Speaker 6: This makes me feel something I've never felt before, you

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Speaker 4: Why am I smiling?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna make fun of some of the

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Speaker 2: specific arguments. So I don't really even want to talk

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Speaker 2: about those people. It's just like it's just so exactly,

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Speaker 2: it's just so exhausting.

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Speaker 5: Let's just enjoy it and left, and let's.

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Speaker 2: Talk about Bobby de Niro and having another kid at

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Speaker 2: the age of seventy nine, which you know, listen, I

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Speaker 2: love being a dad, but you're seventy nine. Seventy nine ers,

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Speaker 2: seventy nine is grandpa. You know, you got to adopt

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Speaker 2: are if you don't have grandkids at that point, you

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Speaker 2: got to just adopt a grandkid, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 6: That is great grandkid age almost bro, you know I

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Speaker 5: On, gee.

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Speaker 2: But in the process of him having another child, the

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Speaker 2: internet found out what Tyler and I knew.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Some some people Italian people knew for sure, but that

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Speaker 2: man was was the only thing a white woman can

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Speaker 2: do for Robert de Niro is it's taking point black

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Speaker 4: Black, point him to a black.

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Speaker 1: If you see you see Robert de Niro with a

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 1: It was very well known, I think, especially with a

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Speaker 1: lot of black folks that Rob de Niroll, you know,

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Speaker 1: dated black woman. I told y'all, like, bro, like Jet magazines,

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Speaker 4: That was how I found out.

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Speaker 1: It was always flicking it up with his little black

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Speaker 1: was going to like Sylvia's in Harlem, which is like,

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Speaker 1: you know, the soul food spot in New York City,

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Speaker 1: Like that ship was really in him, dog, Like he

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Speaker 1: lived that for real.

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Speaker 6: What tripped me out when you said that was like

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Speaker 6: he was a Jet magazine white man. I didn't know,

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Speaker 6: Like that's a different type of white man. Yeah, you know,

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Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying, that might be a white man.

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Speaker 6: You actually like, you know.

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Speaker 2: I always love Bob de Niro, and I would say

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Speaker 2: Italian people were very aware that Robert de Niro was

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Speaker 4: I never did say that. I never knew say that.

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Speaker 2: My grandpa's friends thought it was the best.

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Speaker 4: But I was very.

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Speaker 2: Old.

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Speaker 3: Bob de Niro's Choices.

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Speaker 1: A Bronx Tail was loosely based on him and his

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Speaker 1: first black girlfriend and Sterrell Hicks because she'd been fine

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Speaker 1: forever dog oh bro Man.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like for sure, salute.

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Speaker 4: I didn't know. I watched The Bronx Tail.

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Speaker 5: After actually watching Belly.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what I mean. So like, but I

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Speaker 4: caught it.

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Speaker 5: I caught it light.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, Belly was bro that that that one shot

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Speaker 1: that that is one of the best shots in cinema history.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 2: We sounded a real I promise this is the last

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Speaker 2: we did the Horny episode last week. This is not

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Speaker 2: that's not what the theme of the episode is this week.

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Speaker 6: So like, we used to talk about this ship all

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Speaker 6: the time in the first thing, yes, and it was

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Speaker 6: just like whatever.

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Speaker 4: But it feels Bro, we're all married men. I smell

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Speaker 4: like we're all married men.

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Speaker 7: Bro.

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Speaker 1: Talking about about woman is gross to a lot of people.

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Speaker 1: And I'm fully aware that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, and yet and yet we are here. All right,

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Speaker 2: let's talk about the Uh. This is as far away

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Speaker 2: from the previous topic as we could possibly get. And

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Speaker 2: I don't know if you all saw this new story.

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Speaker 2: Did you see that Bo Jackson has come out and

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Speaker 2: said that he has been suffering from hiccup for over

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Speaker 2: a year with no interruption or break even while sleeping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and that man, I don't know if it

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Speaker 1: was a country colloquialism, but he said I tried everything.

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Speaker 1: I tried medication, I tried him, I tried stiff in

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Speaker 1: the porcupines.

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Speaker 4: But I need to know more about that.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if that's a country ass saying

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Speaker 1: or if you were really out here sniffing porcupine ass.

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Speaker 1: For more than like fifteen minutes, and you put a

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Speaker 2: It's I just want to die, But I just want

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Speaker 4: It was two dead.

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Speaker 2: The first time you go to sleep with hiccups and

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Speaker 3: It's with the worst moments.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean. I can't even imagine that hiccups.

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Speaker 1: Are such a uniquely frustrating, you know, experience, because you

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Speaker 4: That's terrifying, brou And also they're painful.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and so you know, it up and everything. But

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Speaker 5: To expouse, was going yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: That's why I and I guess it's it's semi common

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Speaker 2: But that's so I hadn't like that. And what the

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Speaker 2: He said that like a gelatine something like that that's

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Speaker 2: But a year man, like it's Christmas, even you wake

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Speaker 2: Two months later, your brother was made.

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Speaker 5: Your brother was made to wear cowboy boots.

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Speaker 6: Facts a dude that saves his older brother at nine,

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Speaker 6: of course he's gonna wear the fucking coldest cowboy boots.

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Speaker 4: Ever at his wedding. Are you fucking kidding me? WHOA,

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Speaker 6: Wear anything, But can you imagine a dude like that

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Speaker 4: Like he hasn't saved a life before ten years old?

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Speaker 2: My brother is genuinely one of a kind of human being, bro,

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Speaker 2: for sure, John Tyler. When John came down for Vinnie's

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Speaker 6: Bro, I'm hitting him up. I'm hitting him up. When

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Speaker 6: it's time to make that purchase. He's gonna be my man.

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Speaker 6: He's gonna leave me, you know, down that path.

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Speaker 5: You feel me?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's talk about you know, one of those

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Speaker 2: that print media is like, you know, stone tablets or something.

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Speaker 2: But you know, you dream again that first Sports Illustrated cover. Think, oh,

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Speaker 3: You know, that's how you know you really arrived, Braun.

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Speaker 2: There's some famous ones, obviously, the catch Braun king.

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Speaker 3: James when he was still in high school.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Sauce Gardner got a cover of Sports Illustrated this

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Speaker 3: This did not work.

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Speaker 4: That was that shit?

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Speaker 1: That shit legit maybe like kind of uncomfortable, bro, Like

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Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, this is fucking girls.

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Speaker 3: You know.

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Speaker 1: It reminded me of fucking Tyler the Creator eating that cockroach.

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Speaker 1: It looked like that fucking scream shot from that video.

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Speaker 4: Bro.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I just like, look, I know you're trying

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Speaker 1: all that. But there's so many other ways you could

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Speaker 1: what I'm saying, like on a chef's hat on right,

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Speaker 1: Like you could have gone so many other ways that happened.

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Speaker 1: This man looked like he just fucking fucking finger to

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Speaker 5: That wasn't no sweet baby raised baby that looked like.

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Speaker 3: That was pure grade a dookie on that man.

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Speaker 6: It's just it's just I don't know how you creating

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Speaker 4: How do you?

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Speaker 6: How do you look at that and not feel uncomfortable?

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Speaker 6: Like you should go with your gut, you know what

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Speaker 6: I'm saying, Like go with that. You know your gut

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Speaker 6: something corny, at least make it not gross, you know

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Speaker 6: what I mean, Like it's corny and gross. You know,

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Speaker 6: I think there's so many ways could wait that weren't.

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Speaker 2: Here, No there's you know, you could have debates about

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Speaker 3: Try and sell you something.

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Speaker 2: Right, I have some you know, high falutin ideas about

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Speaker 3: Do any of those advertisements feature someone dipping their hand

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Speaker 4: It's sauce on meat.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's not even the sauce by itself, because

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Speaker 3: Appealing in a bowl or something like.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be on the food, not on a

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Speaker 4: Also, he's sauce gardener. He's cool, he's you know, just

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Speaker 4: put sauce gardener on the cover and it works, you

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Speaker 4: know what I mean. That's it. You don't need to

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Speaker 6: To put a chef's hat on him or some corny

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Speaker 6: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: Like, come on, ye, that's a great point too. Okay,

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Speaker 2: shall we do I guess that could have qualified? But

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Speaker 2: shall we award the Doukie butt of the week. Indeed,

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking maybe for Doukie Butt of the week, maybe

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Speaker 2: all three of us should like come up with a nominee.

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Speaker 2: You know, y'all might have a duky butt of the

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Speaker 2: for this week, the one that I will bring up

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Speaker 3: On live television on the air. I mean, that's the.

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Speaker 6: Real hard R, the real hard R Nigger Leagues, brah brow.

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Speaker 8: I feel bad saying that, and I am one my

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Speaker 7: Bro, But he probably was in that museum all day

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Speaker 7: and he was just trying to eat that word the

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Speaker 4: It finally came up like a hiccup and.

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Speaker 6: Just just grabbed his lips and pulled itself out of

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Speaker 4: He couldn't say negro one more time without getting that

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Speaker 1: Had a nigga. But yeah, bro, I just this is

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Speaker 1: a social clip. This is a nigga said, this is

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Speaker 5: My stubbach hurt shit.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean, I mean, you know, of course

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Speaker 1: and all that. But my whole thing is, Bro, you

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Speaker 1: have to be super fucking careful saying you know, when

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Speaker 1: you are a white dude speaking on the Negro leagues,

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Speaker 1: you should already be you should you shouldn't be fucking

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Speaker 1: sleep been at the wheel right for even the you know,

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Speaker 1: for that to come out.

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Speaker 4: So I don't know, bru, I do not know.

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Speaker 2: I just think like it's such a stupid thing about

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Speaker 2: this country that white people think it's such a like

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Speaker 2: morally indefensible thing when someone doing something on accident has consequences,

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Speaker 2: like you know, like like I I totally believe like

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Speaker 2: it's you know, like like you said it was a.

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Speaker 4: Hiccup, you know, like I don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he was, like, he's not going on TV,

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Speaker 2: like I'm gonna fucking say the most racist shit. But

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Speaker 2: like but like, but like, making bad mistakes has consequences

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Speaker 2: that Like, if you make a bad mistake where you're

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Speaker 2: driving a car, there is a consequence for making that

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Speaker 2: bad mistake, and that is just that is basically the

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Speaker 2: only thing for white people that there is a like,

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Speaker 2: set determined consequence for that. You're gonna lose your job

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Speaker 2: if you say something like that on air, and that's

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Speaker 2: that's perfectly fine. Like it can both be true that

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Speaker 2: it was an accident and that the consequence for coming.

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Speaker 4: Job. He shouldn't be allowed to make that accident again.

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Speaker 6: He shouldn't be you know, he's proven that he shouldn't

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Speaker 6: be trusted to not say that.

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Speaker 1: If that's your defense, Like, Bro, I remember I've told

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Speaker 1: you all this. I remember one time I almost hopped

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Speaker 1: on a Zoom meeting with no fucking shirt on, Bro,

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Speaker 1: with no fucking shirt on, my titties out, And this

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Speaker 1: was a one on one with.

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Speaker 5: You.

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Speaker 1: Did Yeah, thank god for the fucking you know preview.

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, Ship, what the fuck? But but Bro,

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Speaker 1: if I hopped on that one on one with my

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Speaker 1: female co worker, no shirt on, and she goes to

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Speaker 1: HR saying that that it was possible sexual harassment. She's

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Speaker 1: got a fucking case there, you know what I'm saying, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so so yeah, so so fuck up's come with consequences too, Doug.

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Speaker 2: And if that had happened to you, I think if

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Speaker 2: you told John and I that happened. First of all,

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Speaker 2: I know you well enough to know you would have

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Speaker 2: had a say it's a humor.

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Speaker 3: About the ship.

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Speaker 1: We we for sure would have been out that laptop.

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Speaker 4: That shit bro. Thank gone for that preview though for real, yes,

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Speaker 4: for real?

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Speaker 2: But like, but I think our response is your friends

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Speaker 2: would be like, I'm one hundred percent on your side.

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Speaker 2: I know that you didn't do this on purpose to

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Speaker 2: harass that person. I feel terrible that this happened for you.

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Speaker 2: Let me know if there's anything I can do to help.

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Speaker 2: But I'm not gonna go on Twitter and say Tyler's

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Speaker 2: employer is being a fucking idiot.

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Speaker 1: Right right, I would have watched and if we did it,

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Speaker 1: you just knowing, we would have fucked up too.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, all right, I want to talk about uh, this might.

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Speaker 3: Be the last topic.

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Speaker 2: I have a lot to say about this, so I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna put up a picture on Twitter of the way

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Speaker 2: they cut their pizza when they make a pizza. Was

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Speaker 2: not the you know, one end of the other, one

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Speaker 2: end of the other, one end of the other, to

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Speaker 2: make triangular slices, but that they would take the pizza

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Speaker 2: roller and do these kind of puzzle shapes to cut

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Speaker 2: their pizza up, to not cut through any pepperoni, and

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Speaker 2: to make these like intricate shapes or whatever.

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Speaker 3: And I'm cured. There was a really healthy, actually a

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Speaker 3: healthy debate on Twitter.

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Speaker 2: Imagine that because there was no you know, sexuality involved,

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Speaker 2: I guess it was a healthy debate about whether this

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Speaker 2: man is a genius or like the purest of sociopaths.

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Speaker 2: I'm curious for your guys' take on that method of

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Speaker 2: cutting pizza.

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Speaker 1: I'm on the genius side, especially if this is a

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Speaker 1: pizza that this just for him, right, Like, I feel

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Speaker 1: like the only reason we cut pizzas in equal forces

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Speaker 1: is because we have to share it equally with other people.

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Speaker 1: If this is what he's doing, you know, when he's

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Speaker 1: eating a pizza to himself and he's getting a pepperoni

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Speaker 1: on every bite. This motherfucker induct him into mensa right now.

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Speaker 1: Where is his MacArthur gram? This motherfucker is.

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Speaker 6: Brilliant, bro, Like, I think he's seen something that we've

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Speaker 6: never seen.

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Speaker 4: We missed it. It wasn't him, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: He looked at it at.

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Speaker 6: The right angle, you feel me, And he's doing what

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Speaker 6: he should be doing. Like I said, said a bite

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Speaker 6: of pepperoni with every bite. I thought it was brilliant.

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Speaker 6: When you said it, I was like, I'm I'm leaning

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Speaker 6: towards genius, you know what I mean, even the weird

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Speaker 6: pizza that that had the one pepperoni dangling.

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Speaker 4: Let's have some fun. Let's get a little nasty, but

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Speaker 4: and let it dangle a little bit, you know what

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Speaker 4: I mean, and then like an ancient like the grapes,

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Speaker 4: like the grapes. Yeah, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 6: Let's get let's get medieval and then go become you know,

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Speaker 6: we're trapping. It makes it fun. Though I'm tapped. I'm

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Speaker 6: rolling for so I don't know what Here's my question.

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Speaker 6: You you you're you're Italian. Do you take personal offense

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Speaker 6: to the look of it? Was it a monstrosity. You

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Speaker 6: know what I'm saying, in your bothered me. The way

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Speaker 6: that it looked.

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Speaker 2: Bothered me because a circular pizza cut into triangular pieces

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Speaker 2: is like a it's harmonious, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: It is just like we were talking about with Ganello

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Speaker 2: and A. It's like something is correct in the universe

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Speaker 2: with this. This struck sure of that pizza and a

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Speaker 2: triangle is like it's the perfect shape for a pizza slice.

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Speaker 2: What I don't understand is, and I've eaten a lot

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Speaker 2: of deli meat in my life, as the gout in

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Speaker 2: my right foot will attest, I've eaten quite a bit

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Speaker 2: of pepperoni in my life. What does he feel is

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Speaker 2: lost by cutting through the pepperoni. It's not like cutting

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Speaker 2: into a steak or too early and like the juices

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Speaker 2: come out like it's already sliced, cured meat and there's

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Speaker 2: nothing different about it if it's cut in half on

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Speaker 2: two different slices.

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Speaker 4: And I kind of like that on a pizza.

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Speaker 2: When you have half a pepperoni over here, half a pepperoni,

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Speaker 2: I feel like I'm getting one over, like I'm getting

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Speaker 2: a bonus pepperoni, you know what I mean? So I

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Speaker 2: just don't understand if the goal is to have one

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Speaker 2: bite of pepperoni in each bite, I guess I understand that,

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Speaker 2: but I don't understand what unless it's just a pure

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Speaker 2: add thing, Like what do you like? What tragedy are

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Speaker 2: you avoiding by not cutting the pepperoni?

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Speaker 3: That's what I understand.

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Speaker 6: Also, maybe, like I know people that don't want a

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Speaker 6: full slice at points, you know what I mean, there's

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Speaker 6: a point in not people were like, I know those people.

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Speaker 4: I am not those people. I mean every I mean

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Speaker 4: to crust all that shit. Fuck you mean you know

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Speaker 4: what you know? I mean, I licked the box afterwards.

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Speaker 5: You know, at least pull the cheese off that motherfucker,

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Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying. But you know what I'm

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Speaker 5: talking about.

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Speaker 4: But regardless of that, regardless of you know what I'm saying,

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Speaker 4: Like so some people that make sense to me.

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Speaker 6: Also, I'm the type of person where if if I

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Speaker 6: might want this slice, but there's a little piece of

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Speaker 6: pepperoni that's on the other one, I'm gonna take that

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Speaker 6: pepperoni off the other slice and put it on mine,

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Speaker 6: you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Instead of that, he cuts around it.

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Speaker 6: But I understand in a universe founded on math, how

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Speaker 6: the math doesn't look that doesn't look like math to you.

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Speaker 4: There's no beauty.

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Speaker 6: You know that it doesn't add up in the same

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Speaker 6: way everything else adds up in the universe.

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Speaker 4: But to me, I thought it was beautiful and a

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Speaker 4: bright idea from a you.

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Speaker 3: Know, enterprising young man.

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Speaker 2: All right, indeed, all right, that's all the time we

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Speaker 2: got for Jenison Jones. Thanks for listening. As all ways

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Speaker 2: to the Saturday Silly Billy episode. We will be back

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Speaker 2: Sunday night. We don't know what games are gonna be

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Speaker 2: taking place on Sunday as we're recording this. I hope

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Speaker 2: there's only the one game seven on Sunday.

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Speaker 6: Let's not let's not. We ain't even going to pretend

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Speaker 6: like we let's let's play, let's manifest.

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Speaker 4: Let me just say that nerves can't take anything.

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Speaker 2: Let me just say this, when you hear from us

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Speaker 2: on Sunday, we will be in some type of a mood.

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Speaker 2: I don't know which direction it will be, but we'll

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Speaker 2: be very far in whatever direction it is.

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Speaker 3: So enjoy your Mother's day. Make sure you tell your

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Speaker 3: mom's happy Mother's Day, and we'll see y'all Sunday Night,

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Speaker 3: my B