WEBVTT - Pretty Girls Love Mouse Traps 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:09.160 And yes we are. What's that, Sydney? How are you? Oh? 0:00:09.240 --> 0:00:12.120 You know it's gloomy and good old New York City 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:14.200 to match my mood. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:16.440 I feel like we're in the UK. It's been raining 0:00:16.480 --> 0:00:17.120 and gloomy for. 0:00:17.040 --> 0:00:20.240 The last couple of days. Yes, it has very gross garbage, 0:00:20.720 --> 0:00:25.840 very hunter boot weather trash. Yeah, garbage. But you know what, 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:30.280 I'm still gonna rock my calves out. I'm still gonna 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.919 act like it's low key warm because it was like. 0:00:32.880 --> 0:00:35.440 All the people who you were roasting all winter long. 0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:37.680 Yeah, you know, you gotta flip the script. You gotta 0:00:37.760 --> 0:00:40.400 see why they were doing what they were doing. And 0:00:40.479 --> 0:00:43.960 I still don't get it. I mean, you look cute today. 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:47.240 You have one a Ghostbusters Ghostbusters. 0:00:47.520 --> 0:00:51.320 I was thinking that, Yes, a Ghostbuster slash garbage demand 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:52.040 jumpsuit on. 0:00:52.080 --> 0:00:54.440 It's cute. Is this yours? Or is this Adrian? This 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:58.120 is mine? Beautiful beautiful like the color? Thank you like that? 0:00:58.240 --> 0:00:59.920 It's like a little baggy. I know you like things to. 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.960 Be skin type. Who are you gonna call? Uh? You work, 0:01:02.960 --> 0:01:06.520 go on to college? The shady Busters. That's us. We 0:01:06.520 --> 0:01:10.280 should have a whole show about our shade. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.720 I mean, honestly, we can let's just come up with 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:15.800 different show ideas, dude, because I feel like that's where 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:19.880 we are right now career wise. The Shade Busters, we 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.800 just sit around and throw shade, or we people watch. 0:01:22.800 --> 0:01:24.600 We sit in front of a window and just talk 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.280 about people as they walk. 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:27.319 By, because that's what we do. 0:01:27.480 --> 0:01:31.240 Is that what you're wearing right now, sir a Tom Loafer? 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:36.360 But I also like creating like whole scenarios when I 0:01:36.440 --> 0:01:39.319 meet random people on the train. When I see them, 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.120 I try to pretend like what their life is, like, 0:01:42.600 --> 0:01:44.759 what do they guess? I try to guess like what 0:01:44.760 --> 0:01:47.200 what do they do? Who are they with? Are they single? 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.480 Do they have kids? Are they doing meth on the weekends? 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:52.440 Like so just by looking at them, you come up 0:01:52.480 --> 0:01:53.520 with like their whole backstore. 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.840 Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm here for a backstory, and then 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.840 you put a little music on top of that will sound. 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.400 I feel like, first of all, I don't believe this 0:02:01.600 --> 0:02:05.080 to be your reality because you stay in your phone 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.160 the entire time you're out in public, So when do 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:08.760 you have time to make eye contact with people on 0:02:08.760 --> 0:02:09.120 the train. 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:12.680 When I'm on the train, I don't have any service, 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:16.000 especially since saying I know data and it's gone. I 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:20.200 can't even send barely a text. It's so bad right now. 0:02:20.480 --> 0:02:24.000 It's every month, Sydney that I've known you, you go. 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:27.359 Over your data and I go over early, like it'll 0:02:27.400 --> 0:02:30.600 be seven days into the month, and you're like, you 0:02:30.680 --> 0:02:34.360 are one hundred percent gone with your data? 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.000 Seven days into the data? 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:38.239 Do you have? Dude? Apparently not enough. I'm trying to 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.160 get out of AT and T. It's just a scam. 0:02:41.240 --> 0:02:43.560 It just wants people to spend more and more money. 0:02:44.040 --> 0:02:47.280 All of them are a scam. Verizon a scam. Sprint 0:02:47.400 --> 0:02:48.040 is a scam. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:50.440 I feel like T Mobile is the only one that's like, 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:51.959 where is the scam here? 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:53.360 I'm about to get a burner phone. 0:02:53.520 --> 0:02:56.320 I feel like T Mobile they just let you. They're like, well, 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:59.600 we'll buy out your contract and you get unlimited everything 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:02.240 for twelve cents. And it's like, are y'all are y'all 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:02.720 bugging me? 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.160 Are you about to do thing to. 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:06.160 The conversations and recording them? 0:03:06.280 --> 0:03:09.480 I'm about to do cricket? Then that's what that's what 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:11.560 our friend I mean it is she is cricket and 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:14.440 she spends like six dollars a month. I mean it's 0:03:14.480 --> 0:03:17.360 like a month she has service. It's a month. 0:03:17.440 --> 0:03:19.640 I mean we facetimed before and the FaceTime be on 0:03:19.680 --> 0:03:20.079 a delay. 0:03:20.240 --> 0:03:22.840 It's oh, and it'd be pixelated as fuck. You'd be like, 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.760 oh my god, this is an old Sega Genesis game. Yeah, 0:03:25.880 --> 0:03:28.839 but it doesn't matter. She has a like a six plus. 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.560 She got an iPhone X, like she sell it. They 0:03:32.639 --> 0:03:36.680 sell it for like fifty dollars at cricket. She got 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.839 an explode iPhone why? Yeah, what. 0:03:41.400 --> 0:03:43.600 I mean, how do we feel about the iPhone X? 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:45.320 First of all, it's a thousand dollars phone. So sometime 0:03:45.360 --> 0:03:46.920 I see somebody with it and they don't have a case. 0:03:47.120 --> 0:03:48.280 I'm like, oh, they got money. 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:51.520 But also I'm just like on a phone, if you 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:54.440 spending this on a phone, your priorities are not together. 0:03:54.680 --> 0:03:59.440 One thousand dollars dude, that's one hundred dollars times ten. 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:04.200 Okay does that math check out? Yeah, that's fifty dollars 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:05.160 times twenty. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.760 I love how you clock in other people's money. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.200 One thousand dollars for a cell phone. I remember when 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.360 phones caught like you would like mail or rebate in 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:15.960 and you would get you know, your phone for free 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.000 or you get an upgrade. Remember when we were eligible 0:04:19.040 --> 0:04:20.719 for upgrades and you got a free phone in like 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:21.240 two years. 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.320 They stopped doing that because they were they realized. They're like, 0:04:23.360 --> 0:04:25.680 we ain't making no fucking money from this. I know now. 0:04:25.720 --> 0:04:27.800 What they're doing is they're like, you can buy the phone, 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:31.320 but like, pay us fifty dollars a month for the phone. 0:04:31.360 --> 0:04:34.159 That's what I've been for ten years. It's stupid. 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:35.640 But then when you do the math, at the end 0:04:35.680 --> 0:04:37.880 of that time, you spend more than you would have 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:41.479 if you just bought the phone. Yeah, how long do 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.800 you have to do that for before your phone is 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:44.320 paid off? 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.440 I think of on two years and I think I 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:50.160 finally paid off my phone. But how much were you 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:53.080 paying a month to P I was like five dollars, No, 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:57.039 forty five cents. That's all I have for the month 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.520 for two years for two years. Yeah, I mean that 0:05:00.560 --> 0:05:03.880 means the phone was pretty cheap, dude. Yeah, it's like 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:05.720 a hundred dollar phone. I was like, what is the 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:07.920 lowest I can pay a month? A dollar? 0:05:08.160 --> 0:05:10.320 And they were like, I don't know if you can 0:05:10.360 --> 0:05:14.080 afford to have this phone. Yeah, that's crazy people talk. 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:16.160 I got my phone for free. Because I stole it. 0:05:16.600 --> 0:05:20.799 What allegedly? Wow, I just took it from an old job? 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:22.880 What allegedly? 0:05:24.120 --> 0:05:25.000 Are you serious? 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.839 Yeah, they had like a bunch of they bought a 0:05:26.839 --> 0:05:29.119 bunch of phones for the employees, you know, work phones, 0:05:29.160 --> 0:05:30.680 and I was like, I need a new phone. Don't 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:34.680 nobody want this one? And I just took it allegedly What? 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.480 Yeah, which job was this? Allegedly it was? It was 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:40.960 a temp job? Allegedly allegedly allegedly, Wait, that was a 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:43.080 long time ago. When your cousin gave you that. 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.000 No, I took it from work. You're a lying asshole. 0:05:46.400 --> 0:05:49.080 Allegedly allegedly. No, the phone that I had before this, 0:05:49.200 --> 0:05:51.760 my cousin gave to me, not. 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:59.640 Allegedly for real, Okay, allegedly allegedly allegedly. You know, I 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:01.280 like to steal things from work. I thought that leave 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.640 the jacket that I still I know. You're so good 0:06:03.640 --> 0:06:05.599 at it. And when you look at your when I 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:08.040 look at you, I don't see thief, but you do 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.400 give me like sticky finger vibes. I thank you so much, 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:13.719 thank you so much. I mean, I take from people 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:17.400 who don't actually need. Wow, little ghetto robin hood, is 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:21.480 that so much hood Rashida. 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.760 Let's talk about Cardi B briefly. She deleted her Instagram 0:06:24.800 --> 0:06:25.760 because of Azalea Bank. 0:06:25.920 --> 0:06:29.600 She's going through it. What that's the pregnancy hormones? Like 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.080 talking to her, because there's no way I wouldn't let 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:35.560 that raggedy ass chick get me off social media my 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:38.960 millions of followers. Okay, I hope she deactivated. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:41.040 Is that's what I hope happened. Also, you could take 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:41.440 a break. 0:06:41.560 --> 0:06:43.760 Sometimes you gotta take a break though, because like all 0:06:43.760 --> 0:06:46.920 the mentions, all the like stuff that's going on, it's 0:06:46.960 --> 0:06:49.480 too much. Yeah, But I feel like verified accounts work 0:06:49.480 --> 0:06:52.000 differently than regular accounts. Oh what's that like? I feel 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:54.000 like a verified account like a celebrity account, Like they 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:57.480 get notified when verified people comment on their stuff, you 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:59.600 know what I mean? Like they get notified. They get 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:04.120 different notifications than us. We get everybody when everybody responds, okay, 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:06.240 but when your count got that little blue check, it's 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:10.320 set up differently, well, you know, because they get hundreds 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.680 of millions of comments and millions of likes. Like I 0:07:13.720 --> 0:07:15.520 was on Beyonce's page yesterday and she had like a 0:07:15.560 --> 0:07:17.040 picture a post that got. 0:07:17.360 --> 0:07:20.160 One point two million likes. You think her phone is 0:07:20.160 --> 0:07:22.000 just vibrating one point two million times. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:24.800 Well it's not. Nobody isn't. She's not taking care of 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:28.920 her account anyway. She sure right. It's Angie, Angie. 0:07:29.400 --> 0:07:31.200 Angie runs the Instagram. 0:07:31.320 --> 0:07:32.840 You think it's somebody else. 0:07:33.840 --> 0:07:35.560 I don't know. I feel like all her posts be 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.880 looking real editorial like to It's like, Beyonce, do you 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:40.000 have a personality? Like can you smile in this one photo? 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:44.160 It doesn't matter, sis, like this is what's our this 0:07:44.200 --> 0:07:47.040 is the time, this is what people are doing. Everything 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.920 is curated. Nothing is like fun anymore. Everybody has to 0:07:50.960 --> 0:07:51.800 look like they're cool. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:55.200 I mean that's what regular people face tunem, but celebrities 0:07:55.400 --> 0:08:01.120 like they get like people professional photoshop people to touch photos. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:03.480 Talk about this face tuning people like. 0:08:03.480 --> 0:08:04.320 What are you doing? 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.280 Who are listening with the hell? Face Face tune is 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:09.480 like photoshop for regular ass folks, And it's just it's 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:11.480 an app. It's an app that you can, you know, 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:17.160 fix your ribs, fix your nose, fix the background and shit, yeah, 0:08:17.200 --> 0:08:19.840 remove a blemish. And it's just like, come on, we're 0:08:19.880 --> 0:08:23.800 all not that perfect, especially especially if you work at 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:27.200 best Buy, Like why are you face face tuning your shit. 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:29.000 Yeah, Like I'm gonna come up and be like, oh, 0:08:29.040 --> 0:08:32.040 you know what is this tv on selt Wait a minute, 0:08:32.120 --> 0:08:34.160 I'll follow you on the gram. That's not what your 0:08:34.160 --> 0:08:37.640 face looks like. So your ass looks fatter on Instagram. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:42.120 And it's really disappointing when you follow somebody on social 0:08:42.160 --> 0:08:44.040 media and then you meet them in real life and 0:08:44.080 --> 0:08:47.240 you like, you ain't nothing like you posted at all. 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:49.439 That's why I like ig stories because I don't be 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:51.520 putting no makeup on. I just put like a like 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:53.960 a taj Mahal filter on. You know what I mean. 0:08:54.000 --> 0:08:56.680 You just keep swiping until you get that Abu Zabi filter, 0:08:56.880 --> 0:09:00.320 the little rainbow bright thing, and I honestly I feel 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.120 like I look exactly the same. 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:04.880 Yeah I don't. I don't put on filters all my ship. 0:09:05.559 --> 0:09:07.120 I don't have face to him because I'm not paying 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:07.920 for no damn app. 0:09:08.040 --> 0:09:11.000 Well. I got face tune because the Gaze showed me 0:09:11.320 --> 0:09:12.720 what to do, but I don't know how to do it. 0:09:12.760 --> 0:09:14.200 I don't know how to face tune and make it 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.480 look proper. If I face tu him, people like yo, 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:18.679 that just yanky as hell, And I could tell that 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:21.080 you try to remove that ash from your ankles and 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:22.720 your your ankles still look ashy. 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:24.520 They'd be like, did you try to add a contour? 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:27.520 Why is there a brown line on your cheek? Is 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:28.640 that dodo? 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.760 Yeah, that's that's what it is. It's like, be yourself, man, 0:09:32.000 --> 0:09:34.480 I guess whatever the face tune because the gay is 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:37.120 is the person who told me what face tune even was. Yeah, 0:09:37.160 --> 0:09:39.000 it's a lot of the gays. But the problem is 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.000 with the face tune is like, you're so worried about 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.200 your face, what about the other five people that's in 0:09:43.200 --> 0:09:44.959 the photo with you? You're just gonna have to rhyme to 0:09:45.040 --> 0:09:48.120 edit all that. Yeah, but it's like that's how people 0:09:48.160 --> 0:09:50.080 can tell when it's face tuned, When your shit is 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:53.360 too perfect and everybody else is looking like dry and 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:54.640 wrinkled and crease. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:57.400 Yeah, you'd be like, your face looks blemish free, but 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.480 what is all this a wrinkle in time around you? 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.000 Yeah? And it's just like, so that's the crew that 0:10:02.040 --> 0:10:04.679 you're around. You look that good, and then that's your 0:10:04.800 --> 0:10:05.720 that's your follow up. 0:10:05.840 --> 0:10:09.520 No, no way, these my homies, these my row dome. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.800 No, it's my girl squad. But that's what people are 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:15.160 doing now, and it's it's stressful because you feel like 0:10:15.200 --> 0:10:16.960 that's how you need to look in real life. But 0:10:17.000 --> 0:10:17.760 that's no way. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.280 Well, Azalia Banks posted a picture of Cardi with no 0:10:20.320 --> 0:10:22.600 makeup on. It was like, you look like a big toe. 0:10:23.440 --> 0:10:25.120 She's like, when you remove all yet, oh you're a 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:30.199 highlighting contour. You look like a big toe. She's so rude. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:35.400 She said that she was. She called her like a uh, 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:36.760 she said that she couldn't read. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.880 She called her a rat. Yeah, she called her a literate. 0:10:40.200 --> 0:10:44.839 I mean she said the the obvious. She didn't say 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:47.400 anything that I wasn't like, oh wow, that's different. I mean, 0:10:47.440 --> 0:10:49.679 she doesn't look like a big toe. That's rude. I mean, 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.400 if you look at the photo, it's kind of big 0:10:51.440 --> 0:10:53.959 toe ish. It looks like a smushed baby, pinky tonail. 0:10:54.200 --> 0:10:56.920 Well whatever, Ozilia's got a lot of nerves. She got 0:10:56.920 --> 0:10:59.840 a big ass overbite. Yeah, she looks a little off. 0:11:00.000 --> 0:11:02.280 It was like a squirrel and or a chipmunk. There's 0:11:02.280 --> 0:11:07.040 no offense to people who are off offset, but Alvin 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:11.000 Simon as Elia Banks like she's one of the chipmunks. 0:11:11.040 --> 0:11:13.560 And it looks like her elevator doesn't go to the 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:14.160 top floor. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:17.000 Oh that's old people for like she not all the 0:11:17.000 --> 0:11:17.400 way there. 0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:20.400 Yeah, like her elevator only steps on the fifth floor 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:24.319 and then you gotta walk the rest. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:29.960 it says no, no unauthorized people exactly. And then you, 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:34.560 like you, you push the emergency button and nobody comes. Oh. Absolutely. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.120 I got trapped on an elevator once. Yeah, I was. 0:11:37.440 --> 0:11:40.200 I was in New Jersey. That's your phone with a 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:43.000 giant suitcase, trying to get to my mom's house, trying 0:11:43.000 --> 0:11:46.120 to like go back into the city, and the elevator 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:49.160 got stuck and I leaned on the button and the 0:11:49.160 --> 0:11:52.560 fire department came. They were like, uh ma'am, we're on 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.920 the way, please stop pressing the button. And I was like, 0:11:55.320 --> 0:11:56.600 I'm gonna miss my train. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:01.600 It's like, fuck the chain girl, get out of that. Dude. 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:03.960 Can you imagine? Is there a scarier place to be 0:12:04.000 --> 0:12:05.680 trapped New Jersey? 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:10.120 You know, that's that's your fault for going to New Jersey. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.599 But we are going to Newark for this barbecue. 0:12:12.720 --> 0:12:13.440 Keep saying that. 0:12:13.520 --> 0:12:16.800 I keep telling people thinking that you're like, no, we 0:12:16.920 --> 0:12:19.679 have to go, we need like a field peace, and 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:22.880 you're telling others. Yeah, it's a field piece. Well, we're 0:12:22.880 --> 0:12:26.160 gonna we're gonna instagram it. We're gonna have like little clips, 0:12:26.160 --> 0:12:29.319 we're gonna post it. We're gonna have the brisket burger 0:12:29.360 --> 0:12:30.760 with a bacon on it. We're gonna have like a 0:12:30.840 --> 0:12:34.280 video of you eating it and be like, damn, tastes 0:12:34.320 --> 0:12:35.880 like poverty like stuff like that. 0:12:35.960 --> 0:12:37.640 Why did you make me sound like Chris Tucker? 0:12:39.640 --> 0:12:40.040 Damn? 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:44.480 Which one y'all do to hit me? 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.920 Uh? What? No? 0:12:48.880 --> 0:12:51.080 Uh so your team is Zelia Banks? Is that what 0:12:51.080 --> 0:12:51.640 you're saying to me? 0:12:51.720 --> 0:12:54.360 Oh? No, absolutely not. I mean sometimes I read her 0:12:54.400 --> 0:12:57.040 stuff and I'm like, oh, this bitch might be onto something, 0:12:57.160 --> 0:13:00.280 but she's so unlikable. Yeah, and she came for my 0:13:01.440 --> 0:13:05.160 best friend, so like, no, she's dead to me, she's 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:05.920 she's always been dead. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:08.600 I saw she was on the Breakfast Club Breakfast Club. 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:11.440 I didn't watch the interview, but she looked crazy because 0:13:11.480 --> 0:13:14.840 she went to Bbq's with gloves and her like boobs 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:15.680 were like at her chin. 0:13:15.760 --> 0:13:20.040 Did you see the photo? No stalls Bbq's in a 0:13:20.080 --> 0:13:24.440 gown and like all the green dress, yeah, and an 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:29.480 opera length glove and she was like eating honeywings. When 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:32.240 we get money and we actually like have a wardrobe. 0:13:32.240 --> 0:13:34.600 We're not going to go on at Bbq'szelli Bank's. 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:36.240 Got no damn money. We probably have the same amount 0:13:36.280 --> 0:13:36.640 of money as. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:44.440 Hi. You're not going to do ratchet things while you 0:13:44.480 --> 0:13:46.920 have money. That's how you save your money. You still 0:13:46.920 --> 0:13:48.720 got to go to the hood and do hood things 0:13:49.400 --> 0:13:53.040 to remain wealthy. You can't be spending your money on 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.160 these places for people who are rich. 0:13:56.000 --> 0:13:57.240 I mean, I hear what you're saying. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:01.079 Yes, I accept that, but if Azelia Banks did it, 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:03.079 I don't want to do it. We don't have to 0:14:03.080 --> 0:14:04.600 go somewhere. Were gonna have to go to Olive Garden 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:07.520 and get a salads? Okay, well yeah, but I really 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:10.880 like those sticky wings, especially when they're free. 0:14:11.320 --> 0:14:15.280 I mean, so why am I spending my money at 0:14:15.280 --> 0:14:17.400 the hood spot where we can just get somebody hood 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:18.160 dubyas wing? 0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:20.760 Yes? That can't we do that this summer? We need 0:14:20.800 --> 0:14:23.640 to get more hood people who have connects to get 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:25.600 us free things. Did I have to have connects? 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:26.520 They just gotta have money. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:28.640 They could even be so you want a drug dealer, 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:29.960 could be did you what I said? 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:31.400 You need to be drug money? 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:32.440 So you want a drug dealer. 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.000 No, I don't want a drug dealer. I just want 0:14:34.040 --> 0:14:35.640 somebody to pay for my food. 0:14:35.760 --> 0:14:39.240 So you want to be at La Marina all summer, Listen. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.760 As long as I'm not paying for things and I 0:14:40.800 --> 0:14:42.600 don't have to get on the train for eight hours 0:14:42.600 --> 0:14:44.920 to get to the Bronx, I'll do it. Okay. So 0:14:44.960 --> 0:14:46.960 somebody saw me last night and they're like, yeah, I'm 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.120 trying to hook Marie up with this guy. She showed 0:14:49.120 --> 0:14:50.280 me a picture of him and I was like, how 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.200 tall is he? And I was like, mm, how told 0:14:52.280 --> 0:14:58.840 is he? How tall is he? Like five nine five? 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:02.560 And she's like, She's like, oh, he makes two hundred 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:03.720 thousand dollars a year. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:05.880 And I said, oh, okay, what did he What does 0:15:05.920 --> 0:15:06.600 his face look like? 0:15:07.680 --> 0:15:12.440 He kind of looks like Courtney Fearrington the comic Okay, yeah, 0:15:13.120 --> 0:15:15.160 he kind of looks like he kind of looks like him. 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.200 But Courtney if he made two hundred thousand dollars, I mean, 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:20.400 Courton works with the government and makes a cute amount 0:15:20.400 --> 0:15:23.800 of change too. But Courtney's not five ten Okay. I 0:15:23.800 --> 0:15:26.240 think he's five five yeah, okay, with brown eyes. Also, 0:15:26.240 --> 0:15:29.600 he's a comedian. Yeah, okay five brown ye a comedian 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.440 divorce yes, okay, okay. 0:15:31.480 --> 0:15:33.640 And he likes rose and he likes rose and in 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:35.640 a can and he's and I feel like he dates 0:15:35.680 --> 0:15:39.240 like like black women, but also like maybe like an 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:40.000 Asian girl. 0:15:40.240 --> 0:15:42.080 Oh. I can see him with an Asian for sure, 0:15:42.160 --> 0:15:44.600 right right, an Asian that wears corn rolls as well, 0:15:45.880 --> 0:15:48.760 like a like a beat box Asian, like like the 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:51.440 hard Juku, the Gwen Stefani Asian. 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:55.120 Yeah, or like or like like an Egyptian woman or 0:15:55.160 --> 0:15:57.760 something like. He looks like he'll date like Moroccan, like 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:02.280 a Moroccan. Yeah, I see that, like an Abu Dabi okay, Dabby, Mommy. 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.280 I don't know what song that's that song? What song 0:16:08.360 --> 0:16:15.800 is that is the rock in the building? That's not 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:23.520 how you say are no stop? 0:16:23.600 --> 0:16:26.440 Yeah? Yeah yeah yeah, which literally could be any song. 0:16:26.600 --> 0:16:28.800 But I know, you know what, the listeners know what 0:16:28.840 --> 0:16:33.520 fucking song we're talking about. We're not being racist and rude. 0:16:33.720 --> 0:16:35.640 It's a song. It's a song. It's a jay Z song. 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.080 I can't fucking remember it though. I want to say 0:16:38.080 --> 0:16:40.480 a rap money, but that's a different song. Yes, get 0:16:40.680 --> 0:16:44.920 there money, we're getting their rab money. No that's a 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:47.560 totally different song. Yo. Now I gotta go on Spotify. No, 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:49.240 I can't even go to Spotify. It's on to dal. 0:16:49.720 --> 0:16:53.360 I'm not going on title. Ye I'm not either. But yes. 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:55.280 So then he's She's like, oh, he makes two hundred 0:16:55.280 --> 0:16:56.280 thousand dollars a year, And I. 0:16:56.200 --> 0:16:57.960 Said, okay, I could work with that. Is this a 0:16:58.000 --> 0:16:58.720 friend that we like? 0:16:59.560 --> 0:17:01.960 No, we don't know. He works at her job. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:03.960 No, this person who was talking to you about, yes, 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:06.800 guy is somebody that we like, yes, yes, yes. So 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:08.760 then I was like, okay, so where does he Where 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:10.040 does he live? And she's like Carlem. 0:17:10.040 --> 0:17:13.840 I was like Harlem, Sis, Oh my god, for a 0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:14.520 long disconcern. 0:17:14.920 --> 0:17:15.760 That's what I said. 0:17:16.119 --> 0:17:18.959 That's what I said. Listen, I'm just speaking on behalf 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:21.120 of the things that you've already told me, right. 0:17:21.280 --> 0:17:22.959 And we both know we don't really I mean, you 0:17:23.000 --> 0:17:24.720 have a place in Harlem and used to you don't 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:25.560 even go there. 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.640 Sis is getting I told you it's getting sold, right, 0:17:28.760 --> 0:17:31.160 The building is getting sold. The building is getting sold, 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.520 and I gotta go get my ship. I got a 0:17:33.560 --> 0:17:35.640 T So you got like, oh you got a TV? Yeah, 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:37.560 I mean the TV can stay here. Sis. You want it, 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.960 sure gets stay here. Okay, cool, cool, cool, I'll bring 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.520 it here. That's great that you need to get I've like, 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:45.960 I'm just gonna throw out all these clothes or whatever 0:17:46.040 --> 0:17:49.320 that I used to have. It's like, I feel like 0:17:49.359 --> 0:17:49.920 you got closed. 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:51.680 That probably are you got some pieces? 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:54.080 No. I gave a lot of stuff to her because 0:17:54.119 --> 0:18:00.199 I didn't feel like bringing them to his wealth. Just 0:18:00.320 --> 0:18:04.239 gable wasted. Yeah, like a really nice yellow blazer, like 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:08.600 some satin pieces, some real satin pieces. Yeah. Actually should 0:18:08.600 --> 0:18:11.840