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Speaker 2: I feel like we're in the UK. It's been raining

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Speaker 1: The last couple of days. Yes, it has very gross garbage,

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Speaker 1: very hunter boot weather trash. Yeah, garbage. But you know what,

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Speaker 2: All the people who you were roasting all winter long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, you gotta flip the script. You gotta

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Speaker 1: I still don't get it. I mean, you look cute today.

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Speaker 1: You have one a Ghostbusters Ghostbusters.

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Speaker 2: I was thinking that, Yes, a Ghostbuster slash garbage demand

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Speaker 1: It's cute. Is this yours? Or is this Adrian? This

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Speaker 1: Be skin type. Who are you gonna call? Uh? You work,

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Speaker 1: go on to college? The shady Busters. That's us. We

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Speaker 2: I mean, honestly, we can let's just come up with

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Speaker 2: we are right now career wise. The Shade Busters, we

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Speaker 1: By, because that's what we do.

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Speaker 2: Is that what you're wearing right now, sir a Tom Loafer?

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Speaker 1: But I also like creating like whole scenarios when I

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Speaker 1: I try to pretend like what their life is, like,

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Speaker 2: Like so just by looking at them, you come up

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Speaker 2: I feel like, first of all, I don't believe this

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Speaker 1: especially since saying I know data and it's gone. I

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Speaker 2: It's every month, Sydney that I've known you, you go.

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Speaker 1: Over your data and I go over early, like it'll

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Speaker 1: Do you have? Dude? Apparently not enough. I'm trying to

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Speaker 1: get out of AT and T. It's just a scam.

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Speaker 1: It just wants people to spend more and more money.

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Speaker 1: All of them are a scam. Verizon a scam. Sprint

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Speaker 2: I feel like T Mobile is the only one that's like,

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Speaker 2: I feel like T Mobile they just let you. They're like, well,

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Speaker 1: I'm about to do cricket? Then that's what that's what

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Speaker 2: First of all, it's a thousand dollars phone. So sometime

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Speaker 2: Okay does that math check out? Yeah, that's fifty dollars

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Speaker 1: What they're doing is they're like, you can buy the phone,

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Speaker 1: That's what I've been for ten years. It's stupid.

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Speaker 2: I got my phone for free. Because I stole it.

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Speaker 2: What allegedly? Wow, I just took it from an old job?

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Speaker 2: What allegedly?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which job was this? Allegedly it was? It was

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Speaker 2: No, I took it from work. You're a lying asshole.

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Speaker 2: Allegedly allegedly. No, the phone that I had before this,

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Speaker 1: Allegedly for real, Okay, allegedly allegedly allegedly. You know, I

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Speaker 1: give me like sticky finger vibes. I thank you so much,

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about Cardi B briefly. She deleted her Instagram

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Speaker 1: She's going through it. What that's the pregnancy hormones? Like

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Speaker 1: that raggedy ass chick get me off social media my

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Speaker 1: millions of followers. Okay, I hope she deactivated.

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Speaker 2: Is that's what I hope happened. Also, you could take

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you gotta take a break though, because like all

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Speaker 1: different notifications than us. We get everybody when everybody responds, okay,

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Speaker 1: but when your count got that little blue check, it's

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Speaker 1: set up differently, well, you know, because they get hundreds

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Speaker 2: One point two million likes. You think her phone is

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Speaker 2: just vibrating one point two million times.

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Speaker 1: Well it's not. Nobody isn't. She's not taking care of

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Speaker 1: her account anyway. She sure right. It's Angie, Angie.

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Speaker 1: You think it's somebody else.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like all her posts be

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Speaker 2: looking real editorial like to It's like, Beyonce, do you

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, sis, like this is what's our this

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Speaker 2: I mean that's what regular people face tunem, but celebrities

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Speaker 2: like they get like people professional photoshop people to touch photos.

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Speaker 1: Who are listening with the hell? Face Face tune is

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Speaker 1: an app. It's an app that you can, you know,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I'm gonna come up and be like, oh,

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Speaker 2: I'll follow you on the gram. That's not what your

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Speaker 1: And it's really disappointing when you follow somebody on social

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Speaker 2: That's why I like ig stories because I don't be

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Speaker 2: putting no makeup on. I just put like a like

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Speaker 2: a taj Mahal filter on. You know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: You just keep swiping until you get that Abu Zabi filter,

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Speaker 2: like I look exactly the same.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I don't. I don't put on filters all my ship.

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Speaker 2: I don't have face to him because I'm not paying

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Speaker 1: Well. I got face tune because the Gaze showed me

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Speaker 1: what to do, but I don't know how to do it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to face tune and make it

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Speaker 1: look proper. If I face tu him, people like yo,

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Speaker 1: that just yanky as hell, And I could tell that

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Speaker 1: you try to remove that ash from your ankles and

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Speaker 1: your your ankles still look ashy.

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, did you try to add a contour?

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Speaker 2: Why is there a brown line on your cheek? Is

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Speaker 2: that dodo?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's what it is. It's like, be yourself, man,

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Speaker 1: I guess whatever the face tune because the gay is

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Speaker 1: is the person who told me what face tune even was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a lot of the gays. But the problem is

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Speaker 1: with the face tune is like, you're so worried about

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Speaker 1: your face, what about the other five people that's in

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Speaker 1: the photo with you? You're just gonna have to rhyme to

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Speaker 1: edit all that. Yeah, but it's like that's how people

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Speaker 2: No, no way, these my homies, these my row dome.

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Speaker 2: Well, Azalia Banks posted a picture of Cardi with no

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Speaker 1: It's like, fuck the chain girl, get out of that. Dude.

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Speaker 2: Can you imagine? Is there a scarier place to be

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Speaker 1: You know, that's that's your fault for going to New Jersey.

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Speaker 2: Which one y'all do to hit me?

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Speaker 1: Uh? What? No?

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Speaker 1: Oh? No, absolutely not. I mean sometimes I read her

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Speaker 1: Did you see the photo? No stalls Bbq's in a

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Speaker 1: Hi. You're not going to do ratchet things while you

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Speaker 2: I mean, I hear what you're saying.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I accept that, but if Azelia Banks did it,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to do it. We don't have to

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Speaker 1: go somewhere. Were gonna have to go to Olive Garden

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Speaker 1: and get a salads? Okay, well yeah, but I really

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Speaker 2: I mean, so why am I spending my money at

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Speaker 1: Yes? That can't we do that this summer? We need

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Speaker 1: us free things. Did I have to have connects?

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Speaker 2: They just gotta have money.

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Speaker 1: They could even be so you want a drug dealer,

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Speaker 2: You need to be drug money?

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Speaker 1: So you want a drug dealer.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want a drug dealer. I just want

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Speaker 1: So you want to be at La Marina all summer, Listen.

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Speaker 1: As long as I'm not paying for things and I

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Speaker 1: somebody saw me last night and they're like, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to hook Marie up with this guy. She showed

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Speaker 2: And I said, oh, okay, what did he What does

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Speaker 1: He kind of looks like Courtney Fearrington the comic Okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: And he likes rose and he likes rose and in

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Speaker 2: a can and he's and I feel like he dates

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Speaker 1: Oh. I can see him with an Asian for sure,

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Speaker 1: right right, an Asian that wears corn rolls as well,

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Speaker 2: a Moroccan. Yeah, I see that, like an Abu Dabi okay, Dabby, Mommy.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what song that's that song? What song

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Speaker 2: is that is the rock in the building? That's not

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Speaker 1: It's a song. It's a song. It's a jay Z song.

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Speaker 1: So then he's She's like, oh, he makes two hundred

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Speaker 2: Said, okay, I could work with that. Is this a

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Speaker 1: No, we don't know. He works at her job.

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Speaker 2: No, this person who was talking to you about, yes,

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Speaker 2: then I was like, okay, so where does he Where

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Speaker 1: I was like Harlem, Sis, Oh my god, for a

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Speaker 1: That's what I said. Listen, I'm just speaking on behalf

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Speaker 2: And we both know we don't really I mean, you

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Speaker 2: That probably are you got some pieces?

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Speaker 1: No. I gave a lot of stuff to her because

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Speaker 1: have stand for the rest of the Yeah, I should have.

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Speaker 2: I was like, where Marie going, all right, I might

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Speaker 1: Actually, but now that you're living your new life going

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Speaker 2: Your furniture gone.

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Speaker 1: I have a little dresser. I'm gonna throw that out too.

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Speaker 1: Damn dude, you just throw You didn't even craigslist it

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Speaker 1: you could have made a little coin. No, girl, it's

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Speaker 1: Ikia thin rickety and I've had tons tons of sex

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Speaker 1: So I threw everything with the mattress was it was

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when you're drinking and drugging, underneath the table

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, after you had a good throw up, you

435
00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:06,639
Speaker 1: just expelled all those hitty wings and kulaas feels great.

436
00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 2: Wow.

437
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,879
Speaker 1: So a chapter of your life is done, yo, the

438
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:14,040
Speaker 1: backyard and everything, y'ar. I didn't even get to get

439
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,440
Speaker 1: my place back. Remember when I used to tell you, Yo,

440
00:20:16,480 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get money because then I'm gonna

441
00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,640
Speaker 1: move back to Harlem. That never happened. When I said

442
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:23,520
Speaker 1: that to you, you were like yeah. But in my head,

443
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,320
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, I can't wait to book something

444
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,560
Speaker 1: so I could get my apartment back, because I was

445
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,439
Speaker 1: just like, I'm the one that gentrified the building in

446
00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:31,080
Speaker 1: the first place.

447
00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,920
Speaker 2: Yes, because you brought all the white people to the building.

448
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:36,600
Speaker 2: I did, and only one of them is still there. Yeah,

449
00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,960
Speaker 2: my roommate, So where's she gonna go? She's looking for stuff?

450
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,800
Speaker 2: She said she might be in the financial district.

451
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:46,800
Speaker 1: Okay, so fine, that's what I said. I said that.

452
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:51,560
Speaker 1: I was like, I hate when I know, well, when

453
00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:53,800
Speaker 1: I can think of like how much money somebody is

454
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,440
Speaker 1: making or having, like just the moves that they make.

455
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:58,679
Speaker 1: I hate that I clock other people's finances.

456
00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,240
Speaker 2: Everybody does it, though, Like even when I lived in

457
00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 2: LA people would come to the apartment and be like,

458
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:05,920
Speaker 2: how much y'all pay for this? And I'm like, that's rude.

459
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:07,440
Speaker 2: That's like asking me how much I make.

460
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I was telling them, I was like, well,

461
00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:12,280
Speaker 1: you know, I only pay eight fifty for this, but

462
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 1: a fifty in la is it's cute, and a fifty

463
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,840
Speaker 1: in New York City is amazing. But you're in a

464
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 1: corner of a kitchen for fifty two bedroom, two bathroom,

465
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,120
Speaker 1: and we had a balcony. It's beautiful. Wow. Washroom driver

466
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,320
Speaker 1: in the building ship. I know.

467
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:29,400
Speaker 2: I had my own bathroom. I miss having my own bathroom.

468
00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,639
Speaker 2: I gotta share this with others.

469
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,639
Speaker 1: I had a big ass bathroom. I had a small kitchen.

470
00:21:37,119 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, cook so ramen, bitch, you don't need you

471
00:21:40,960 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 1: don't need to gormet ramens.

472
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:46,280
Speaker 2: So it was artisanal walk, it was artisan water.

473
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,880
Speaker 1: I had to boil the egg shult have a little

474
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:54,600
Speaker 1: egg in it, little parmesan as. Yeah. But now my

475
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:59,199
Speaker 1: apartment is shut them down, open up shop. She's like

476
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:01,440
Speaker 1: she has like a couple months or whatever, a couple

477
00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:01,720
Speaker 1: of months.

478
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,800
Speaker 2: All you got plenty of time to bring that TV down.

479
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:08,360
Speaker 1: No, but like no, he wants to clean out the

480
00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 1: basement immediately because it's gotta He's gonna the whole building

481
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: is getting told he's gonna make like a cool million

482
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 1: dollars off that you think probably more, probably more put.

483
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,720
Speaker 2: That whole food's there, he's gonna make. There'll be a

484
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 2: cute meal.

485
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: He got it less for less than a meal.

486
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: Well, that's what I'm saying, like freaking like the Brownstones

487
00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:30,240
Speaker 2: here in Brooklyn are going for like two million, so

488
00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:32,919
Speaker 2: I feel like that part of Harliament it'll maybe be a.

489
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,000
Speaker 1: Little That's why we gotta get some money and buy

490
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 1: something and buy a lit and flip that shit.

491
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: No, buy it and just hold on to as long

492
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:40,600
Speaker 2: as we like.

493
00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 1: Till we get till we're old ladies, and then sell

494
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,800
Speaker 1: then sell it for like twenty million dollars.

495
00:22:46,160 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: That's that because the because people will never stop moving

496
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 2: to New York.

497
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:50,680
Speaker 1: That's true.

498
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:55,640
Speaker 2: People will always bring their dusty Wisconsin asses to New York.

499
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: And I just want to let y'all people know to

500
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: people who are like, oh my god, New York is everything.

501
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 1: I can't wait. Yo, there's so many miserable people here.

502
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,280
Speaker 1: We've been here, We've been doing a shit that y'all

503
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,439
Speaker 1: come here, the tourists come here to take pictures up.

504
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 1: We tied of the shit. It's a lot.

505
00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 2: It's cold for like six months.

506
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's cold. You gotta have seven fucking jobs, dude.

507
00:23:15,119 --> 00:23:17,280
Speaker 1: You here we are on the couch with not one

508
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: job between two, Oh my god, not a single job

509
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,320
Speaker 1: between the two. And what this. You have to hustle.

510
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 1: You gotta sell breast milk, you gotta sell your eggs.

511
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: You gotta do all this shit to fucking live. But

512
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 1: if we were gonna sell our eggs, we can make

513
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 1: probably like twenty grand. You think, well, not mean? I could?

514
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,879
Speaker 1: You could, not mean, because I've done things.

515
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:42,239
Speaker 2: The weather, the diet, diet, myth eggs, it's wet, My

516
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:46,200
Speaker 2: eggs are farmed. The table sish, these are organic grasshead

517
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:47,880
Speaker 2: opera eggs.

518
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:50,920
Speaker 1: Minds are h what do you call it? It's group

519
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: home eggs. You'ither halfway house? Yeah, halfway halfway house.

520
00:23:54,320 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: Well, the thing about that is like when you're trying

521
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 2: to sell your eggs, they pump you full of hormones,

522
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: so you're like crying and bloated, and your period be mad,

523
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,879
Speaker 2: heavy and dupres, you.

524
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:08,359
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. Like it's a lot. That's the

525
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,960
Speaker 1: shit that's already going on in my life right now. Okay,

526
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:14,119
Speaker 1: so just add so add twenty thousand dollars to it. Okay, no,

527
00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: but more home hormones. I'm gonna jump off a bridge,

528
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 1: so now I can't.

529
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:21,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I've never been on birth control because

530
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't need it. Uh but I

531
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 2: just feel like, I mean, there's other ways to not

532
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 2: get pregnant.

533
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:34,480
Speaker 1: Blout No, Sis's no, that's definitely not uh No.

534
00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,159
Speaker 2: But what I was gonna say is because a lot

535
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 2: of people that I know who do take birth control.

536
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:40,600
Speaker 2: First of all, everyone either gets fat, they gain like

537
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 2: a bunch of weight, like Rihanna.

538
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: Looks like now I was eating seven bacon, egg and cheese.

539
00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: Is a week like this?

540
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,840
Speaker 2: I would crave three a day for two days.

541
00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 1: It was weird, Like one day I'll od and have

542
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 1: like three, and then one day I'll have one and

543
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,560
Speaker 1: the next day I have another. It's a lot. That's

544
00:24:56,600 --> 00:25:00,159
Speaker 1: a lot of cholesterol. I will say, my butt was

545
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 1: so freaking big, but your stomach flat. No, it was

546
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 1: a little puffy, right, See, your butt was big, but

547
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 1: your stomach was. Yeah, but the butt was so big

548
00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 1: that you wasn't concentrating on the fucking stomach.

549
00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 2: How long did you take breath control?

550
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,840
Speaker 1: For a year and I had depot and it it

551
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:24,600
Speaker 1: made me not a shot. I was miserable. Yeah, why

552
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 1: because you for three months? For three months, for three months,

553
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,880
Speaker 1: you don't have to get a shot. It lasts for Yeah,

554
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 1: all these things to stop myself from getting pregnant, and

555
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:39,480
Speaker 1: then there was a situation for youing well.

556
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,400
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, the main way to not get

557
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,959
Speaker 2: pregnant is to just not have sex with the dudes.

558
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 1: I know, man, I haven't had to get a pregnancy

559
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:51,720
Speaker 1: test and so long that it's just I just want

560
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 1: to go for shits and giggles. You've never taken a

561
00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: pregnancy test.

562
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 2: Good for you, Marie, But my period was late last

563
00:25:58,800 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: week and I was like to.

564
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: Need to doo for you, bitch. It's scary now everybody

565
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 1: lives that life, honestly.

566
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 2: With with Plan B, what do we need to planned pregnancy?

567
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:14,639
Speaker 2: I mean pregnancy tests for or planned parenthood for You

568
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:16,439
Speaker 2: got seventy two hours of pop a Plan B like

569
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 2: a skittle. I mean that's probably not good for you either.

570
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, but it's money. Though it's not any.

571
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 2: Dollars, that's a lot. It's how much does an abortion cost.

572
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: It's more than fifty Okay, so at a zero you're

573
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,280
Speaker 2: adding a decimal point.

574
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,640
Speaker 1: A decimal place is five hundred dollars and forty seven

575
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: cents because of tax.

576
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,439
Speaker 2: I want to pay fifty dollars for a plan B

577
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 2: and be embarrassed at my duane read, then pay five

578
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 2: hundred dollars to go to plant parenthood and do it there.

579
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,960
Speaker 1: I'd rather just be a fucking lesbian. That's it. I

580
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,560
Speaker 1: don't have to worry about. No, come towel, I don't

581
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 1: have to worry about I don't have to worry about

582
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:55,719
Speaker 1: a cumtwnt y'all got like a you have like a

583
00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: like a jiz rag. There's no jizz rag. So when

584
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,439
Speaker 1: you would do it like a warm a lukewarm like

585
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: women when you go to the nail salon, or you

586
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:12,399
Speaker 1: like a Japanese spot when you go to a puto,

587
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 1: they gave it the little towel. The tow No, we

588
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:22,960
Speaker 1: don't have that. You just women's ejaculation is different. It's

589
00:27:23,320 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 1: it's cleaner, it's not as bessie and gross. It's not

590
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 1: about there's still be a wet spot on the bed.

591
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:32,480
Speaker 1: We just laying it because it's ours. Have no problem,

592
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:37,439
Speaker 1: because it's ours, this mine e. You lay in the

593
00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:40,120
Speaker 1: wet spot, it gets cold, you wake up, you be shivering.

594
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 2: It's fine. Laying in that wet spot.

595
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 1: Listen to male come is disgusting. It's like the consistency

596
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 1: everything is gross. So like women's ship is so much different.

597
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: It's cleaner, it's thinner, it's it's a laying. It's filtered.

598
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:02,639
Speaker 1: It's definitely filtered. It's brittal, it's brital com it's great

599
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:09,040
Speaker 1: m and my pH is balanced. So okay, could you

600
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:13,159
Speaker 1: be using what? I don't know. It's just you know

601
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:18,040
Speaker 1: what the problem with having unprotected sex is mixing your

602
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,119
Speaker 1: shit with dudes. That throws your pH off, and so

603
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 1: it changes the consistency, it changes the smell. So it's

604
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:27,000
Speaker 1: just so, how.

605
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:29,159
Speaker 2: Do we feel about pineapples or like pineapple j I

606
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 2: don't believe that shit.

607
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:34,880
Speaker 1: I don't believe it. No, I've never ever tasted it

608
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: and been like, this tastes like ice cream? It does.

609
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not gonna taste like ice cream, dude,

610
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,120
Speaker 2: I think it just supposed to taste like less funky.

611
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,720
Speaker 1: It just doesn't taste good. It's not yummy. I don't

612
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: want it.

613
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 2: I don't think people think that it's yummy if they're

614
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:47,680
Speaker 2: not getting paid.

615
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,160
Speaker 1: When I watched them born, I'd be like, damn, bitch,

616
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:54,280
Speaker 1: you love it, but check. Yeah, I don't care how

617
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: much money I'm getting. I've never tasted it and been.

618
00:28:56,560 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 2: Like, you know it, just need a biscuit, no dollars

619
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 2: to dip the biscuit in mail.

620
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: I love this guy. I loved him. I loved his

621
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: dirty draws. And I still was like, oh, please, don't

622
00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:13,120
Speaker 1: get it away, girl, you love this guy.

623
00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 2: I've never even heard you say that you loved any

624
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 2: of the dudes that you were with.

625
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:18,000
Speaker 1: I did. I loved him. I loved him. I thought

626
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 1: I loved him. I don't even know what love is anymore.

627
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, I loved him, and I still was not

628
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,320
Speaker 1: into the let me come in your mouth. I mean,

629
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: there was a couple of times where I was drunk

630
00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 1: and I said that ship, but I didn't really mean it.

631
00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: Did you swallow it? Did you spit it out? Sis,

632
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna missed.

633
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:42,000
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna plead the fIF whip for a fifth.

634
00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: Definitely clea the fifth on that. But you already know

635
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:51,360
Speaker 1: the answer. Yeah, I don't know my my old life.

636
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'd be like I miss it and then there's

637
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: sometimes where I'm like so glad that I'm not a

638
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: part of that anymore.

639
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: I mean, I see you now, you look great. You

640
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 2: don't look like you lived hard and fast.

641
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,160
Speaker 1: So really, sometimes I'll be looking at myself and I'm like,

642
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 1: I look like a young old person. I mean, you

643
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:12,360
Speaker 1: are a young old person. We're all young old people. Nah, dude,

644
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: Well because old people used to be young.

645
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 2: Sis that old lady that you won't give your seat

646
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,400
Speaker 2: up for on the subway, she was young once.

647
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: She used to be able to skip.

648
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: Look, there's this old lady that lives above me in

649
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 2: this building, and she and she when I see her

650
00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: go outside, it'd be taking her mad loan to get

651
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 2: to the dialysis van. Like it takes her legit like

652
00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:35,240
Speaker 2: twenty minutes to get from the front door to the sidewalk.

653
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:38,040
Speaker 1: I don't like that hard, hard life. Look, it's not

654
00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: for me. Like I'll be seeing these indie films and

655
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:43,360
Speaker 1: I see bitches ain't got no concealer on and they

656
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,040
Speaker 1: look like they haven't slept, And then they get an

657
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: award for that movie, and I'm like, I'll never do that.

658
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: That's Charlie's Then I'm not doing monster. I'm not doing

659
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: Holly Berry monster Ball. I'm not doing that. That's not

660
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: for me.

661
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,960
Speaker 2: Then you're not gonna win the Academy Award.

662
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:59,800
Speaker 1: Somebody they send me an audition for a woman who

663
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,200
Speaker 1: literally like as a son, has had a hard life.

664
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:07,080
Speaker 1: She's like an ex drug addict. I said, why am

665
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:07,840
Speaker 1: I getting this?

666
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 2: This is?

667
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: Can I get the cute rolls before you put me

668
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: into the dive? Me into this drama?

669
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,000
Speaker 2: The viol.

670
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, this is I can't connect, can't relate.

671
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 2: Also, I'm out here for a drama. Like, can I

672
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:24,440
Speaker 2: do some comedic? I can't cute comedies? I was like, no,

673
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,560
Speaker 2: thank you. Can I do some maid in Manhattans?

674
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:29,000
Speaker 1: So you want me to not draw my eyebrows? Yeah,

675
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't speaking to draw. Why is

676
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:34,640
Speaker 1: there an X on your hand? Oh? Because my eyeliner

677
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: is like drying out. So I just wanted to, you know,

678
00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 1: do a little. I thought you went to the club

679
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: last night, and I mean it was like a lot

680
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 1: of eyeliner on your It looks like you went to

681
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: the club and got a stamped. No, girl, I don't

682
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 1: go to the club no more. You know that we

683
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,240
Speaker 1: don't do that no more. And if we go, they're

684
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: not stamping us. We just walking straight in we VP. No,

685
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 1: they'd be like this, we can't take this ID. Yeah,

686
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: they do that to you room all the time.

687
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: We can't take this ID. So I'm gonna go to

688
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: the d m V and get my life and you

689
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 2: doing that. I'm gonna go to the d m V

690
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: here because I need. I'm gonna change my address to

691
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,160
Speaker 2: hear what address do you have my parents address?

692
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,720
Speaker 1: Yo? You ready for that photo? Yo? Can I come

693
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: with you? Can I hype you up while you take

694
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:13,880
Speaker 1: that picture.

695
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 2: They're gonna be like, ma'am, please stand behind the yellow line.

696
00:32:16,200 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: Yo. They're so like savage at the DMV. They don't

697
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 1: want you to fucking win. They don't want you to

698
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 1: have a decent picture. And it's like, yo, I have

699
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: to have this picture for four years, six years.

700
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 2: I don't even know how long it life.

701
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,720
Speaker 1: It's a minute. And it's just like they don't even

702
00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: give you no notice.

703
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 2: They're like, okay, clip I mean. And I also need

704
00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 2: to get my passport expires next month, so I gotta

705
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 2: get a new photo for that too. So maybe I'll

706
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: just two birds one stone, like do them on the

707
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:41,520
Speaker 2: same day.

708
00:32:41,680 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should.

709
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 2: I gonna I'm gonna go to this before and get

710
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: my makeup dofer. I'm gonna pay the sixty dollars, so

711
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 2: you gotta get you a ring light too. That's what

712
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 2: Chloe Kardashian did.

713
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: She brought a ring my ring light to the sis.

714
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 1: I'll come with you and I'll active. I was like,

715
00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, no, hold on, wait a minute. Chloe

716
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:05,240
Speaker 1: bought a ring light to get her license. I saw them. Oh,

717
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: we didn't start well, we didn't start the podcast off

718
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: with Marie has a mouse in her house and I

719
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: just fucking saw it. Oh my god, underneath the fridge. Wow,

720
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: your mouse capades are just you talk about it on

721
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,640
Speaker 1: Instant Stories and I laughed. But now I'm really here

722
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: and that was not funny. That was not that was

723
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:30,400
Speaker 1: not hilarious. Wow, oh my god, my god, people, I'm

724
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,640
Speaker 1: reporting live from the mouse from the mouse's house.

725
00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: I can't believe we didn't put it in Yo.

726
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: It went past like it.

727
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 2: Lives here, nigga. It was a little tiny one though,

728
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: right Yo.

729
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,479
Speaker 1: But the way it didn't run fast enough for it

730
00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 1: to be like it's not comfortable Instant Stories. It's strolling.

731
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,240
Speaker 2: I saw it yesterday just it waved. It waved to me,

732
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 2: went to the mouse traps, smelled it and then just walked.

733
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 2: It was like, no not it came by. It was like,

734
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,280
Speaker 2: hey girl, it was it just greeted me.

735
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 1: Wave.

736
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 2: It was smoking a cigarette.

737
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: It had a do rag on and some TEMs. The

738
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: tail was out. Oh my god, Marie was so loud

739
00:34:08,560 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: you blew out the speaker. I fuck so sorry guys.

740
00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,239
Speaker 1: So this is what happened my room. The dude that

741
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,640
Speaker 1: my roommate is dating came yesterday to drop off some

742
00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 1: new traps and uh, oh she got mouse trapped, dick, Yeah,

743
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 1: mouse trap pussy.

744
00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:24,000
Speaker 2: So he was like, oh, the mouse is dead. It

745
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 2: was in her radiator.

746
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:27,800
Speaker 1: I threw it away downstairs and then I saw the

747
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: fuel tiny.

748
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 2: Mouse right after he left, and I was like, so

749
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:30,600
Speaker 2: we had two miles.

750
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,560
Speaker 1: You think the one because he threw one in.

751
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:36,359
Speaker 2: The trash yesterday, and then after he left, the little

752
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,160
Speaker 2: one is still here.

753
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:42,799
Speaker 1: Marie, this is fucking nuts. I'm telling you that was

754
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:44,720
Speaker 1: It's your building, dude.

755
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 2: I know it's my building because I've been seeing them outside.

756
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: It's your building that doesn't look like it's from like here.

757
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,200
Speaker 1: It's just no, no, no, no, no, that mouse was not

758
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 1: born in Britain. No no, no, no, that's a that's a trap.

759
00:34:55,360 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: That's an Airbnb mouse. Yeah, Marie, it's fucking scary under

760
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: the refrigerator, Like, how are you comfortable? I'm not, yo,

761
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: I haven't day. I had a mouse in my apartment

762
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: in Harlem, but it had been in my apartment four

763
00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 1: months and I had never seen it. But I saw

764
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: a couple of droppings and I was like, what the

765
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: fuck is this? And then I had went in a

766
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:22,600
Speaker 1: bag and it had like ate up all this paper

767
00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: or whatever. It was like trying to make a little nest.

768
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: And so finally it started coming out in the day

769
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,040
Speaker 1: and I like looked it up and it was like, yeah,

770
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:33,280
Speaker 1: when they start coming out in the day, they're desperate

771
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: for food. And I was like, oh, yeah, we ain't

772
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,960
Speaker 1: got no can goods here, no nothing, No, there was

773
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: no food in my house none. It was destitute. It

774
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,760
Speaker 1: was like I lived in a nice apartment no food.

775
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: So it would come out and it looked like angry

776
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,240
Speaker 1: because it was just like, dude, how am I supposed

777
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 1: to survive? And I'm like, you're not. You got to

778
00:35:51,719 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: go to three Beach. Yeah. So then I put down

779
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: the traps, I did the peanut butter, I did everything, cheese,

780
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 1: every them niggas was like, no, why are you hitting

781
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,880
Speaker 1: this these old school traps? Like No, and Jerry, because

782
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:06,040
Speaker 1: remember Tom and Jerry, They're like, we're smarter than this.

783
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,800
Speaker 2: He was really Jerry was really smart.

784
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:09,960
Speaker 1: That mouse was like I went to de Rye to live,

785
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 1: I'd come here to die with these old ass mouse straps.

786
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: So anyway, finally my roommate was had ordered a pizza

787
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 1: and we get the pizza and we opened up the

788
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: box and we was about to go ham on this pizza.

789
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: The fucking mouse came out, jumped on the dresser and

790
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: basically was like, where's my slice? It looked at us.

791
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:35,040
Speaker 1: It was the scariest thing that the mouse stopped. It

792
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: was on the dresser and was literally like where's my

793
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:40,880
Speaker 1: fucking size and said, oh, we gotta go. So so

794
00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 1: we got those plugs, the plugs that are supposed to

795
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,399
Speaker 1: deter the mice. It's supposed to send out, send out

796
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: signals and ship. So that was cool, like it wouldn't

797
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: go in certain spaces. And then my roommate found those

798
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 1: pellets the heavy dudey pellets said like, if you touch it,

799
00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 1: you're gonna get sick, and had that and immediately it died. Yeah,

800
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 1: the freaking super I was complaining to him today and

801
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 1: he was like, I got some poison. I'll bring it

802
00:37:06,719 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: to you.

803
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, well where are the poison at.

804
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,319
Speaker 1: Dude stated, now I'm devastated for you because you're one

805
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: of my cleanest friends. This thing.

806
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I always thought I was one

807
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,440
Speaker 2: of my cleanest friends. I was like, I'm cleaner than

808
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:21,920
Speaker 2: everybody that I know. Let me tell you something. Okay,

809
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 2: this mouse only comes out when I got company on

810
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 2: this couch. Oh that mouse is trying to embarrass you,

811
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: bitch exactly. That's an embarrassing ass mouth.

812
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 1: When I'm here by myself, the mouse be like it'd

813
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:37,000
Speaker 1: be sleep, but here the mouse. The mouse puts on

814
00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:39,000
Speaker 1: his good clothes and it's like, hey guys.

815
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 2: He's like, I'm ditty to see this new blazon. Yeah

816
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 2: you see this new fashion nova.

817
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:46,040
Speaker 1: I gotta you know. The mouse was harlem shaking. It's

818
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: it was like, take this money, make this money.

819
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:51,960
Speaker 2: It's daytime one the sun is up, and I thought

820
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 2: they were supposed to be nocturnal, and then they hear it,

821
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: hears us talking, and.

822
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 1: It's like, well, let me come ouse. In New York City,

823
00:37:57,600 --> 00:38:00,359
Speaker 1: mice and rats are not nocturnal. They're like, I live

824
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: in a city that never sleeps. I'm getting no sleep.

825
00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:04,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to bed during the day. It's too

826
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 1: much going on. The rats don't know when it is

827
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 1: daylight or nighttime because they be underground on that loud ass,

828
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: dirty ass subway. So of course the rat the mouse

829
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:20,839
Speaker 1: had a shape up like I fucking camp, I'm done, Yo,

830
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 1: we gotta get out of here looking for it.

831
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, we have to go. I mean, I guess we

832
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 2: just won't keep this episode real short. Today, this this

833
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 2: feels like it should be a bonus episode because of

834
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,799
Speaker 2: how sensitive this mouse material is.

835
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: But everybody's got to know. But you be on the

836
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,520
Speaker 1: inswert stories and I'm like, oh, man, I wish you

837
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: would post more about this mouse. Like I feel like

838
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: you should do, like set the scene, do a plot story,

839
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:46,359
Speaker 1: like make create something more than just the mouse. I

840
00:38:46,360 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: had a show on Monday, and I was like, I

841
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: don't want to be here, guys, but I have a

842
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:53,400
Speaker 1: mouse in my house. I'm not here because I like comedy.

843
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:56,320
Speaker 1: I just hate my dirty ass house, right, And everybody

844
00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: was looking at me like, well, we don't want to

845
00:38:57,719 --> 00:38:59,600
Speaker 1: be here either, and I was like, obviously, y'all don't

846
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,799
Speaker 1: have Netflix.

847
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,320
Speaker 2: Because you're here not laughing at my mouse.

848
00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: They were laughing at the mouth, which is weird because

849
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 1: everybody I know has had like a mouse or some

850
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:11,440
Speaker 1: type of bug or something. This New York City, I

851
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,640
Speaker 1: never had a mouse. Like I'd never seen a live

852
00:39:13,719 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: mouse in my house. Oh, my grandmother had like bronx

853
00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 1: rats in her fucking apartment. Bronx like they came out

854
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: the oven. I was like, didn't we just have the

855
00:39:22,760 --> 00:39:26,080
Speaker 1: oven on? It was like they were like, yo, we're

856
00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 1: tanning right now. They had a tanning bed. They thought

857
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 1: the oven was a tanning bed.

858
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: They had on blue Yankee fitted.

859
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: Yo. Those they were big ass rats and they were

860
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,240
Speaker 1: and I would have to come to my grandmother's place,

861
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,040
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I don't want to be here, Like

862
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:42,359
Speaker 1: I don't love my grandmother that much. Actually, I don't

863
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:44,319
Speaker 1: even really like my grandmother that much. If if the

864
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: rats they were huge and like they're like, oh Graanmmy's

865
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: gonna make food and I'm like, well, I'm not eating it.

866
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna eat there. This doesn't feel like the

867
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,919
Speaker 2: type of place that I want to eat.

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00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for you, find I see the stress

869
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: in your face. Sis.

870
00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:02,799
Speaker 2: I've just been annoyed all week.

871
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,319
Speaker 1: I know you text me. You text me the other

872
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: day and I was like, is she breaking up with me? Dude?

873
00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:10,760
Speaker 2: I'm breaking up with everybody, Seriously, I'm breaking.

874
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: Up with comedy.

875
00:40:11,239 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: I'm breaking up with this apartment, the hinge. I'm breaking

876
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,600
Speaker 2: up with the Naoki niggas, the Nyoki niggas, the opera niggas,

877
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,319
Speaker 2: all the niggas, the Michelin star niggas.

878
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:23,400
Speaker 1: Please don't we need you, Marie? What am I going

879
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: to do? Dude?

880
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 2: I can't. It's not like I have a job to

881
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: go to in the day.

882
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:29,080
Speaker 1: Now. I be home with this mouse. But you say

883
00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: it doesn't come out until you have company, So I

884
00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: gotta stop having people come over. I got to sit

885
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: here in silence with this mouse. You should write poetry

886
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:37,879
Speaker 1: for the mouse. I should write some.

887
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:42,520
Speaker 2: Mean ass rude at like I'm got copedy.

888
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,719
Speaker 1: I really didn't even remember the mouse until I just

889
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: saw it. You've been talking about it for like two

890
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: weeks now.

891
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,520
Speaker 2: Sis, it's been a week because I saw it last Friday.

892
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,200
Speaker 1: It's been a cool week. It just feels like it's

893
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 1: been more. Yeah, it's been a week.

894
00:40:57,880 --> 00:40:59,360
Speaker 2: I saw it last week and then I saw it

895
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 2: again on so.

896
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: But I mean, didn't they have like a little mouse

897
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 1: trap and it was something on it? Told me? Yeah?

898
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:09,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, Remember I put my foot on the glue.

899
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,240
Speaker 1: It was a mouse on the It was so tiny.

900
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:15,480
Speaker 1: But that's what I feel like. This is nah, bitch,

901
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 1: that was bigger than that fucking little mouse that you had.

902
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: That that's the mother to that fucking mouse.

903
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 2: It's two mice in here. Still, I gotta get some poison,

904
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,320
Speaker 2: poison poison.

905
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 1: If I put these pellets down and the mouse eats it,

906
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: is it die right after it eats it or something,

907
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna go somewhere. It's gonna feel sick, and then

908
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 1: it's just gonna die.

909
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 2: So I'm not gonna stumble across the mouse when I

910
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,040
Speaker 2: get out the shower, is what you saying.

911
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 1: No, I don't think so, no, no, no, no, they go

912
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,040
Speaker 1: away because they're trying to figure out what the fuck

913
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,360
Speaker 1: is wrong with them. Okay, as long as I'm not

914
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:56,160
Speaker 1: going to fall out the no no no no no

915
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:59,000
Speaker 1: no no. But it actually is better if they come

916
00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,080
Speaker 1: out and die because then you can dispose it.

917
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't want it to die behind my

918
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: stove or under my refrigerator.

919
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 1: I think my little field mouse it since I had

920
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 1: a basement. I think it went in the basement and died.

921
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: And since his a basement, Like I didn't smell everything smellment,

922
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,600
Speaker 1: I didn't smell anything. But also my nose was just

923
00:42:15,640 --> 00:42:19,280
Speaker 1: like dead anyway from melting cocaine all of the blow. Yeah,

924
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,359
Speaker 1: your hands, How big this mouse is that you just saw?

925
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:25,760
Speaker 1: And I feel like you're not really good with size.

926
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 1: It's just me wow, Okay, I feel like the one

927
00:42:30,840 --> 00:42:33,479
Speaker 1: that was on the thing was that big. No sins,

928
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,560
Speaker 1: it was a lot smaller. It was so tiny. I

929
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 1: was like, oh, look at the I almost got sad.

930
00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 2: I was like, look at the baby.

931
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 1: I can't.

932
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 2: Like, I gotta wear boots in my apartments.

933
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: All right, people, listeners, we gotta do a little prayer circle.

934
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:51,160
Speaker 1: You also got to hit up the venmo. I mean,

935
00:42:51,239 --> 00:42:53,319
Speaker 1: this is something that we should reach. You should reach

936
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,640
Speaker 1: out and send something or prayers. What is it? Thoughts?

937
00:42:57,640 --> 00:43:00,000
Speaker 1: And prayers. Can you your thoughts and prayers be currents

938
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 1: thoughts and prayers and funds. Yes, send thoughts and prayers

939
00:43:04,719 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: and Venmo send us some money because I'm a part

940
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 1: of this mouse situation now as well. I'm triggered. Just

941
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: I just saw it and I was like, I thought

942
00:43:13,719 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 1: about the mouse. I had to play scream so loud.

943
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:19,359
Speaker 1: Send me where under the fridge? It literally went in

944
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,239
Speaker 1: the I was like, yo, I think he went in

945
00:43:21,239 --> 00:43:26,520
Speaker 1: with beverage. Yeah, It's like it was like, y'all need.

946
00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: Anything, yeah, yo, brita filter.

947
00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 1: Yo. The mouse went to the corner store and came

948
00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: back to drop some ship off, and it's gonna go

949
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 1: back out looking I'm looking at the fridge.

950
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 2: Which corner of the did that corner right there?

951
00:43:40,200 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yikes, man, this is fucking ridiculous. Got to

952
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,840
Speaker 1: get out. You're better than this this dirty ass house. Guys.

953
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 2: Uh, don't forget to listen to the Patreon episodes.

954
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,239
Speaker 1: We might maybe explore this mouse a little bit further.

955
00:43:54,280 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: We're gonna try to get him to settle down and

956
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: talk to us. I think we should be our next guest.

957
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:02,560
Speaker 1: We could just sit down and talk to them and

958
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: be like to why this place, I will throw the microphones.

959
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 1: We have more than one microphone, so I definitely feel

960
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,799
Speaker 1: like we can get a little little time in with

961
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 1: this mouse sis.

962
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 2: Let me get my shoes back one guys, thank you

963
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,400
Speaker 2: for listening to this nasty ass and gross ass, dirty

964
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 2: ass episode of the podcast.

965
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:23,799
Speaker 1: We'll see you next week. Make sure you go to iTunes,

966
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,680
Speaker 1: you know, review, comment, all that good stuff, and then

967
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 1: we have our monthly show at at all Is at

968
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:35,480
Speaker 1: a PMS May thirtieth, at all one ninety one Christy Street.

969
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:36,480
Speaker 1: You should come come.

970
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:40,239
Speaker 2: See us after you your Memorial Day weekend barbecues and

971
00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 2: bring poison for the.

972
00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:44,359
Speaker 1: Rapt Yes, bring a lot of poison and bring money

973
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Speaker 1: as well.

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00:44:45,160 --> 00:45:00,160
Speaker 2: Las Y