Speaker 1: Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak.
Speaker 2: And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between
Speaker 2: two obsessive friends.
Speaker 1: Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell.
Speaker 2: This is our naked desire for free products.
Speaker 1: This is poog. Today's topics, loosely speaking, micro and math.
Speaker 2: Cook's corner vessel.
Speaker 1: For aggression.
Speaker 3: Unfolding right now. I just got fucking stung, no bibe, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't know. So I'm like, what's going on? First
Speaker 3: of all?
Speaker 2: Okay, so walk me through.
Speaker 3: I mean, of course, I'm like, you know, like having
Speaker 3: allergic reaction. I think I think you're I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I've been stung since, like I was like in
Speaker 3: fifth grade.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, what the hell is going on? Okay,
Speaker 1: So what happened? You gotta see? Look what I can't see?
Speaker 2: Oh ew if I may, sorry, Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: just know it's so the listener can It's a welt
Speaker 2: with a red dot very pronounced in the center.
Speaker 3: I just hope I don't go. Macaulay Culkin, did you scream?
Speaker 3: You know I'm talking about right?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? It was raised on the.
Speaker 1: Store, so I feel I know we both were.
Speaker 3: Now it is saying I just did a quick google,
Speaker 3: and I was like, because I immediately have curiosity.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm walking down towards my apartment in the grass.
Speaker 3: Right barefoot, no, but I'm in these like slippers that
Speaker 3: are these you know, felted birkenstock mules okay, and I
Speaker 3: feel the equivalent like a tiny needle.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, sometimes I feel things that are so small, like
Speaker 3: it's like insane. So I'm like, the fuck like, and
Speaker 3: so I lean down and it's not like I look
Speaker 3: at It's not like I look down and I see
Speaker 3: a bee or something. Okay, I look down and I
Speaker 3: see nothing, but but I bend down, I'm like I
Speaker 3: see something like the tiniest dot.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like what the fuck. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I think that's like the stinger.
Speaker 3: Okay, so like minuscule though like invisible practically, but a dot.
Speaker 3: Like so I was like, something's going, there's a bug
Speaker 3: on me. It's like biting me right now or whatever.
Speaker 1: And then I pulled it out or it wasn't like
Speaker 1: it was so small, and then I put it on
Speaker 1: a leaf. I put it on a leaf and then
Speaker 1: I just put it in plastic rack.
Speaker 3: I was like to Chris, I was like, in case
Speaker 3: we need to show the infectious diseases doctor, yeah, smart
Speaker 3: in case, like I'm about to you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: But it did say I used to prevent swelling and
Speaker 3: it said something else in antihistamine.
Speaker 2: But I think you're doing beautifully.
Speaker 3: Taking a o oral anti histamine or swelling scrab or something.
Speaker 3: But the fear, the light fear of is my chest.
Speaker 2: No, I'll think, you know, I think I think I
Speaker 2: think the light fear because I've done this too. Of
Speaker 2: course you're like, oh, is that it's I think you'd
Speaker 2: be you would know what's the solid?
Speaker 1: I wonder what what got me? I didn't used to
Speaker 1: be like stingable. No, I feel something weird on my arms. Well,
Speaker 1: by the way, this is comical on your arm? One? Two?
Speaker 1: What is that? And three? Yeah?
Speaker 3: These are sport extreme sport band aids. The only thing
Speaker 3: that stays on during a Tracy Anderson workout. You heard me,
Speaker 3: I put on this hydrocloidal flew off flew off into
Speaker 3: the forehead of another workout person. You know, not really,
Speaker 3: but like so disgusting. You know, a loose band I
Speaker 3: hate a band aid, A loose band aid? Swimming pool?
Speaker 1: Did you cut?
Speaker 2: I know, did you cut yourself?
Speaker 1: Chopping? Here we go, so well, we have a huge
Speaker 1: gift that landed. The wonder oven has landed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I did burn myself using it, okay with enthusiasm.
Speaker 1: No, I don't blame the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't blame the ovens.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think they'll mind. I think they
Speaker 1: know it's real, that it's very struggling.
Speaker 3: They know it's a hot I just I forget, you know,
Speaker 3: it's also sort of add in the kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If I left a message at a stuff for the
Speaker 2: doctor's clinic and they haven't gotten back to me, And
Speaker 2: that's abuse. You serious, because Peo, believe that it's like
Speaker 2: I texted you. I was in the middle of like
Speaker 2: a frozen I did on my bed, naked, couldn't move
Speaker 2: the to do list.
Speaker 1: That's when you reach out to your doctor.
Speaker 2: If I'm doing it, I'm doing it right now. This
Speaker 2: ends now. She could have picked up the phone and
Speaker 2: saved my fucking life, but instead she traded me like
Speaker 2: a whore.
Speaker 3: Well, that's like right, Well my doctor told me, because
Speaker 3: I remember, I was like, maybe I should try one
Speaker 3: of these other ones five ance whatever, see what it
Speaker 3: feels like to have the quiet mind again. And she
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, like you might want to check with
Speaker 3: the pharmacy first. Like everyone's out all the time. I know,
Speaker 3: I know what I've ordered from Canada. By the way,
Speaker 3: my meds are coming from Canada, and I'm way, thank god,
Speaker 3: I'm like waiting on generic. I'm like riding the generic
Speaker 3: wave for for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I either started to mention this
Speaker 3: because like it was it was sort of significant that
Speaker 3: I had a Julianne Moore Okay, Magnolia pharmacy.
Speaker 1: You know, you know, death in your house. Fuck you.
Speaker 2: This is a monologue from the monologue if anyone hasn't
Speaker 2: seen it, Rushed Run Tonight Run, one of the most
Speaker 2: formative films created me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I suck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that she was a fucking actor, right there,
Speaker 3: you kidding?
Speaker 1: Imagine julian Moore is where you go? Acting is real?
Speaker 3: Fuck anyway, Yeah, she does like a genius in the
Speaker 3: pharmacy scene.
Speaker 2: Motherfucker you right, That's how it started.
Speaker 1: The motherfucker the breath, like the breath being part.
Speaker 2: Of her in her coat or whatever the fuck she's wearing.
Speaker 2: She's wearing like a fur coat.
Speaker 1: I recall stunning, and let's not forget Frank TJ.
Speaker 2: Mackie's of course, that's the Tom Cruise's character, Tom Cruise
Speaker 2: and his most stunning performance ever bedside. You know what
Speaker 2: I heard that in preparations for that role was like
Speaker 2: Tom Cruise like devised that character himself. Basically, sorry that
Speaker 2: was in accurate, but I heard he.
Speaker 1: Like he like designed the character.
Speaker 2: He like designed the room like the speech room or
Speaker 2: he's doing it. He like set it up at his
Speaker 2: house and was like made it like a play for himself,
Speaker 2: and then I think invited Pete Anderson over, was like,
Speaker 2: this is what I think could be making it up.
Speaker 2: Might have come to me in the dream, but wait wait,
Speaker 2: I'm breaking through.
Speaker 1: Wait so in the pharmacy but yeah, yeah, well tell
Speaker 1: me we were bringing through what wonder of it? I
Speaker 1: just want to tell you a little more about I
Speaker 1: think it's rich. Okay, go my pharmacy thing.
Speaker 3: So like, yeah, I kind of had this where I
Speaker 3: have to speak loudly because clarity they're across the you know,
Speaker 3: plastic deride artition.
Speaker 1: Yeah whatever, And so.
Speaker 3: It's always the show with the goddamn pharmacy, the show
Speaker 3: for the line, you know what I mean, always, And
Speaker 3: it's like I don't care in that way. It's just
Speaker 3: it's more like the personality being on display. It becomes
Speaker 3: this kind of play and I'd be like.
Speaker 1: Got onndrnees is streaming right now on Netflix. Everyone I know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I usually am holding the worst, just getting
Speaker 3: a lot of lines with it.
Speaker 1: I got to make sure the the you know, yeah
Speaker 1: logo on the front sweatshirt slung over the shoulders in
Speaker 1: everywhere I go. All right, So.
Speaker 3: Basically like getting a lot of pushback. We had this
Speaker 3: like insane experience getting a lot of pushback on the
Speaker 3: situation and the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And finally the like I mean, I wouldn't yeah, like.
Speaker 3: You don't want to try the generic and I'm like,
Speaker 3: my god, I've tried the okay, and then he goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's the exact same thing. No, no, you literally the
Speaker 3: exact same thing chemically.
Speaker 1: Okay, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Would you say?
Speaker 1: You know? Right?
Speaker 3: Because you're like I was like, well, so there were
Speaker 3: a couple of questions rapid fire. But I was like,
Speaker 3: I was like, well, it's not the exact same thing
Speaker 3: because legally they can't. He's like, well, yeah, inactive ingredients
Speaker 3: whatever whatever, And I'm like, well, the my doctor, okay,
Speaker 3: first of all, is it for smoking cessation?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it for smoking cessation?
Speaker 3: You know, we'll be trying, like is it for smoking
Speaker 3: cessation because maybe anyone who user major depressive disorder?
Speaker 1: Yeah, bitch, I'm like.
Speaker 3: No, I've been on it for twenty years. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: major depressive disorder. I have tried the generic and I
Speaker 3: went downhill fast. Maybe my doctor's crazy. Maybe my doctor's
Speaker 3: lying to me.
Speaker 1: Here we go, there we go, I go, I go.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's placebo. Okay, you know, I'm like I didn't
Speaker 3: see my explicity. Maybe it's all in my you know,
Speaker 3: like crazy my head, like and we're I'm teetering on
Speaker 3: a lie, you know what I mean, But like my
Speaker 3: doctor believes in that lie. You know, Like it was
Speaker 3: like I didn't it wasn't that bad, but I did say,
Speaker 3: like major depressive disorder. And then like even though you
Speaker 3: know whatever, whatever, it was just like I sometimes I'm like, guys,
Speaker 3: can't you see that I've filled this prescription at CBS
Speaker 3: for like fifteen years, like yeah, and it's always like
Speaker 3: any questions, I mean, I'm sorry, I know that, like
Speaker 3: maybe they don't have it all pulled up whatever whatever,
Speaker 3: And Chris is like fuming at my side. But in
Speaker 3: those situations, it's it's like, you know, he's not allowed
Speaker 3: to like speak, you know what I mean, because it's
Speaker 3: like only one if we're coming from both of us,
Speaker 3: Like it's like, you know, and I almost want, I
Speaker 3: almost want the satisfaction.
Speaker 1: Of defending myself, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, whatever, So I just but I start
Speaker 3: to actually started to unwind a little and be maybe
Speaker 3: it yeah, maybe it's in my head, but you know
Speaker 3: my doctor. That's when my doctors having me do so
Speaker 3: maybe yeah maybe not. Like I started to like question
Speaker 3: again and then I like I texted her like is
Speaker 3: it like I know I had a problem. And I
Speaker 3: start to go like, well did I just find that
Speaker 3: I decide that that was the problem way back when
Speaker 3: and then thus created you know, and She's like, it's
Speaker 3: not in your head, Like people have issues. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know like, but it was compelling.
Speaker 3: And then I called the Canadian pharmacy and it was superior.
Speaker 1: Well they were fucking kind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, of course this day I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: couldn't we get you fixed?
Speaker 1: Uff?
Speaker 3: They're like we do have the brand, you know, and
Speaker 3: the whole thing, and just even a little like snags
Speaker 3: along the way, and I.
Speaker 2: Like, sorry, love, oh love, And then I know I'm
Speaker 2: mash doing a British Irish Irish, but I go Irish
Speaker 2: whenever I leave America. But I think that, but the
Speaker 2: things to the UK, I love this. Sorry, I love shit.
Speaker 2: I love all that sweet talk. I think it's fun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, you mean you're not.
Speaker 2: Like no, no, no, how dare you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: But I just mean, like I loved when I was
Speaker 2: in London doing my show, like the ticket takers, I
Speaker 2: could have cried the theater like he.
Speaker 1: Know, darling, Oh can I take that one? You love?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry those who are British are you know
Speaker 2: cringing at my I'll fetishize you till the day I die,
Speaker 2: that kind of and yeah, sorry, it changes the culture.
Speaker 2: I mean, they've got their own stuff going on there,
Speaker 2: that's wild.
Speaker 3: But but I can become that when you just did
Speaker 3: that character though with the dolling. Okay, okay, I actually
Speaker 3: heard I I flashed back to like my theater running
Speaker 3: in London, and I was like, I feel like I
Speaker 3: remember a couple there were some women that had that
Speaker 3: tone and darling stung like like the thing on my ankle. Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you know what I'm saying? Well, of course it's vessel.
Speaker 3: It can be a huge vessel for aggression. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: sometimes when.
Speaker 1: I put a certain kind I mean, dare I say it?
Speaker 1: Is it? The men like that?
Speaker 3: I just like like the sort of bartender like right,
Speaker 3: like you know, you know, like topping.
Speaker 1: Me off, like top you off, like I'm not doing.
Speaker 2: Folks. When I actually I didn't lose it. But I
Speaker 2: had a thing where going to see a friend's music show.
Speaker 2: Classic situation where it's like you're on the list right,
Speaker 2: immediately panic right because it's not going to work. Something's
Speaker 2: going to happen, you know.
Speaker 1: And I go up. It often doesn't. Well, I go up, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Eventually I'm on the list.
Speaker 2: I get VIP wristband and I get a special ticket
Speaker 2: that says, oh I'm watching in the balcony. Right, I
Speaker 2: go get in line. The guy.
Speaker 1: They are miserable, some of the most miserable men I've encountered.
Speaker 2: God bless. It's fine, but they go, oh, where's your ticket?
Speaker 2: And I went, oh, I just kind of I was like,
Speaker 2: I didn't have a ticket. And I show him my
Speaker 2: He goes, you need to take band, and I go,
Speaker 2: I have to go wait back in the line and
Speaker 2: the woman I go, oh, hi, I didn't. The guy
Speaker 2: is saying I need a ticket to get let in.
Speaker 1: He goes. She goes, yeah, you need a ticket to
Speaker 1: get into the show.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, no, no, of course, but yeah, you
Speaker 2: gave me this time bad And I can feel my
Speaker 2: heart starts pounding, and I go, yeah, no, of course
Speaker 2: you gave me this. And I show her the ticket,
Speaker 2: I show her the wristband, I show her the thing.
Speaker 2: She goes, what's your name?
Speaker 1: Looks it up.
Speaker 2: She goes it says you have a ticket. I go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think they probably left it. I go, no, I
Speaker 2: don't have a ticket for you. But it says you
Speaker 2: have a ticket, and I go, well, I don't have
Speaker 2: a ticket. I never received a ticket. Is this not
Speaker 2: valid for a ticket? I mean?
Speaker 1: This was.
Speaker 2: She I'm sorry? She was enjoying keeping me out of
Speaker 2: the show. It was just I felt that there was
Speaker 2: a pleasure, and I go, I get it. No, I'm
Speaker 2: sure people are rude at the booth. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean well, by the way, I guess who, I'm ready
Speaker 2: guess who I'm ready to drag through the mud and
Speaker 2: all fucking Oh, here comes the season. Desist bitch. Ady
Speaker 2: T is a scam. And when I say scam, I
Speaker 2: don't mean it's an actual I'll say. Here's what I'll say.
Speaker 1: I grew up with fear all around, ady T.
Speaker 2: Okay, the point is I've been I think the thing
Speaker 2: about agg charge you so much? I have the most
Speaker 2: At my current place, I have the most. I don't
Speaker 2: have cameras, I don't have a doorbell camera, any of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just have the most basic. Right. Oh, I realized
Speaker 2: now I've been charged an amount that is so so egregious.
Speaker 1: That it would make monthly geese across the country. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you right now, I've been charged seventy dollars
Speaker 2: a month for ADT, which, by the way, guess who
Speaker 2: flagged this as being as being a high charge. Rocket money,
Speaker 2: Rocket money. Yeah, seventy rocket money. Said this seems high.
Speaker 2: I go, interesting, Yeah, really, Hi, So guess what I've
Speaker 2: moved over to simply Safe Bitch, which and this is
Speaker 2: not an AD, and apparently they do do massive podcast ads,
Speaker 2: so I believe it or not. Well, there's an organic
Speaker 2: integrated AD half the price. Yeah, because the whole thing
Speaker 2: is that ADT like they get kickbacks from the real
Speaker 2: estate companies or whatever.
Speaker 1: The fuck.
Speaker 2: So they tried you up the.
Speaker 1: And I'll stop. I'll just say this was on the.
Speaker 2: Phone for an hour of fifteen minutes to talk to
Speaker 2: eight eight different people, each one giving me different answers.
Speaker 2: Was shocking, and I never lost it at the and
Speaker 2: I go, I got. But then yesterday I cancel the account.
Speaker 2: Yesterday I get three missed calls from them, and I
Speaker 2: call anyway, I just who cares. But the point is,
Speaker 2: and some of the customer storce reps. I was having
Speaker 2: fun with them. We were laughing, Oh it's Funday, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, we're that far from Friday. I didn't I know,
Speaker 2: right not to go one to stay with ADYT just
Speaker 2: for this person. Yeah, and then one of them actually
Speaker 2: says to me, Yeah, they're gonna do this because they
Speaker 2: want you to just like stay, so they're just going
Speaker 2: to keep bouncing you around and fucking with you. They
Speaker 2: didn't say that, but they said, you know, they're going
Speaker 2: to keep passing you around because they just want to
Speaker 2: lock you in. I go, finally honesty in this business.
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, it's a it's my own senile thing
Speaker 2: of just being like, well, if it's more, then I
Speaker 2: guess no.
Speaker 1: More. A better charge.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean you're more safe, you know what I'm trying
Speaker 2: to say. The point is it's like I'm powered myself,
Speaker 2: and I went as simply safe.
Speaker 1: Guzzling out of an airwan jar, guzzling element water. But
Speaker 1: by the way, about your electrolytes, Wait, how are you
Speaker 1: able to afford element or the honey free?
Speaker 2: The free stuff?
Speaker 1: Okay, I ran out of the free stuff because you
Speaker 1: know one day.
Speaker 3: I've been using one a day since we first got them.
Speaker 1: Except I don't drink. I can't read the chocolate and
Speaker 1: the caramel flavors. By the way, I know that it's grows.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I got you all excited about it because I was
Speaker 1: doing it as hot cocoa, and that hot drink is okay, No,
Speaker 1: you can't do it cold.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, only you.
Speaker 1: Can't do it.
Speaker 3: But it's I put my my my electrolytes in four
Speaker 3: and I take it to Tracy. So that's why I'm
Speaker 3: guzzling during class. So it has to be a it's
Speaker 3: a cold drink, you know, I mean a room temperature drink.
Speaker 3: So I'm going I went to order it, but I
Speaker 3: forgot there was one other piece of the pharmacy thing,
Speaker 3: which was so then the other moment was, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it was so fucked up. So I go over to
Speaker 3: the pick up area and I'm buying three pills for
Speaker 3: like two hundred and seventy dollars to buy me a
Speaker 3: few days to see if maybe it's going to come
Speaker 3: from Canada, right, And we go through that with this,
Speaker 3: you know, and I'm re explaining the whole scenario every time,
Speaker 3: and then it's like, what's your birthday?
Speaker 1: And so now I just go up and I go,
Speaker 1: can I just let's just start by.
Speaker 3: I'll just give you my name and my birthday, pull
Speaker 3: up my information because they're gonna do it anyway, yea.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, well, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Whatever, it doesn't matter, so they're not like that, actually
Speaker 3: that's not at all what They're like, Okay, so I'm
Speaker 3: handled over at the at the pickup window, I buy
Speaker 3: the three pills, and I go just so there's not
Speaker 3: a whole thing, because there was a whole thing with
Speaker 3: central filling and this whole it was stuck and they
Speaker 3: couldn't even though they had the medicine right there, they
Speaker 3: couldn't legally move it from the other thing. Whatever it's like.
Speaker 3: So I go home medlists again. Okay, well it's they've
Speaker 3: got it behind the counter. But so I pick up
Speaker 3: three and I go, how do I ensure that in
Speaker 3: a few days I can come back and buy another
Speaker 3: three or whatever like not when I come back, you
Speaker 3: have to reprocess the whole thing because you've sent it
Speaker 3: back or whatever whatever weirdness is going on there. And
Speaker 3: they're like, go over to you know, the pharmacist line,
Speaker 3: like the drop off line, right and just have them
Speaker 3: run it now so it'll be begin to be processed.
Speaker 3: And then and so I go on over the line.
Speaker 3: I'd explain to that guy who's ten feet away from
Speaker 3: the woman I was dealing with, and he just doesn't understand.
Speaker 3: And I'm explaining and explaining and explaining, and I'm just saying,
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to put this in so in a
Speaker 3: few days I can come back and either buy it
Speaker 3: and either pay the money, or the thing has not happened,
Speaker 3: like the stuff has come for me and I don't
Speaker 3: have to pay the money, so then I won't pick
Speaker 3: it up and I won't pay, but I need it
Speaker 3: ready in case, right. I explain this over and over again,
Speaker 3: every way, in every possible way, and he finally sort
Speaker 3: of gets there and processes it or certain and I'm like,
Speaker 3: but I don't want to buy it now, and he's like,
Speaker 3: so you're telling me, after all of that, you don't
Speaker 3: want to buy it tonight. Okay, okay, the after all
Speaker 3: of that fucking believe okay.
Speaker 2: Oh oh this is reminding me of something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, yes, no, it was just like and I
Speaker 3: was like, as I said, like, I didn't do any
Speaker 3: of the as I said, I didn't do any of
Speaker 3: that shit.
Speaker 1: But I was just like precisely.
Speaker 3: Yep, like yeah, bitch, that's exactly what I am trying
Speaker 3: to Like, I'm telling you, I explained it the short
Speaker 3: way the long way.
Speaker 1: Oh. Also I also did a he also did a
Speaker 1: so if you.
Speaker 3: Could just like he said something like do you think
Speaker 3: you could just give it to me like straight? And
Speaker 3: like I know what the listener's thinking, like we've all
Speaker 3: heard and wished for you to give it to us straight.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I gave it to him straight. I
Speaker 3: gave it to him every way I give him outline
Speaker 3: for him. I gave it to give him a log line.
Speaker 3: And there are certain areas where I'm on fire, and
Speaker 3: that's one of them. It was wild, and it was
Speaker 3: the whole thing.
Speaker 1: And then Canada and I threw in on the phone
Speaker 1: with Canada like you don't understand, like I was like
Speaker 1: your kindness, I was like, I was like your care
Speaker 1: I was like you don't understand, like and like Christmas,
Speaker 1: like we're moving, like you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I mean in America, it's like you're like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't get medicine and kids are shot in the face
Speaker 2: of close range, like it's just so fucking crazy, Like yeah,
Speaker 2: we should all leave, okay, But but your story also
Speaker 2: reminded me.
Speaker 1: And I do want to talk about the wond where
Speaker 1: I've read an athart no of course, take me, but take.
Speaker 2: No, because your story is exactly like this or connected.
Speaker 2: But I had you know I was doing stuff from
Speaker 2: the house. It was a long day inside. I was like,
Speaker 2: I gotta go outside. I gotta go outside. I got
Speaker 2: myself out on my on my little nature walk. I'm
Speaker 2: listening to Radical Acceptance on audio. It's a book I've
Speaker 2: been meaning to read for years. Yes, it's beautiful out.
Speaker 2: It's like seven seven o'clock. It's like I'm having a spiritual,
Speaker 2: spiritually transformative experience walking loving it right sun setting, I'm
Speaker 2: like pausing looking at the sun, going like, God, life
Speaker 2: is right here in front of me, isn't it. So
Speaker 2: then I go in this one area, this is one
Speaker 2: area of the walk where after a certain hour, I
Speaker 2: guess they shut it down, like the park shuts it down.
Speaker 1: Whatever. I'm walking through this.
Speaker 2: Path and then I get to the gate where normally
Speaker 2: an exit, and it's locked, and I go, oh, I
Speaker 2: guess it's I'm here too late. I turn around, and
Speaker 2: then I get excited because people are walking toward me,
Speaker 2: and I kind of got this. My heart skipped to
Speaker 2: be like I'm gonna tell them, like I have to,
Speaker 2: I get to I'm gonna now engage with the other Hans.
Speaker 2: So I kind of I go So there's like a
Speaker 2: family kind of huge, you know, it's like kind of
Speaker 2: elderly couple with their who I presume is our daughter
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, guys, it's locked. I know, I know
Speaker 1: we're gonna have to walk. And then I'm walking and
Speaker 1: then I see a couple more pairs. I go here
Speaker 1: we go community access again.
Speaker 2: I go, oh man, they locked it. They're like, you're kidding.
Speaker 2: And I've never been in here with me neither. I've
Speaker 2: never having a great time. Right, we're walking back or
Speaker 2: walking back, I see posts it at the entrance, the
Speaker 2: park ranger or whatever whoever he is, right, so he's
Speaker 2: waiting for all of us to leave to lock it,
Speaker 2: and I start preparing my smile. Okay, I start preparing
Speaker 2: my of course, here we are in nature. It's a
Speaker 2: beautiful evening in Los Angeles. And I'm walking toward him,
Speaker 2: and I noticed he's not looking like I can't get
Speaker 2: his eyes. And I was like, okay, whatever, I'll just
Speaker 2: get closer. And I'm about to prepare my smile. He's
Speaker 2: looking beyond me and I see because there was this
Speaker 2: amazing like a crane had landed. There's a crane that
Speaker 2: lands in this one tree and it has a nest.
Speaker 2: It's like cute, right, And I noticed such crane as
Speaker 2: I was walking by. So he's looking past me at
Speaker 2: this couple who's stopped to look up at the crane,
Speaker 2: and he shouts past me. He goes, yeah, take your time.
Speaker 1: No no no no no no no no. It is incredible.
Speaker 1: This is incredible.
Speaker 3: This is this is like the pharmacists like I'm gonna
Speaker 3: fucking kill myself.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, like I was, like, to be clear,
Speaker 1: Jacqueline is referencing, for those who don't know, one time
Speaker 1: when a pharmacist screamed I'm gonna fucking kill myself from
Speaker 1: behind the partition, but when I was waiting for my
Speaker 1: anti depressant and like really needed them. But can you
Speaker 1: believe that at this couple who's pausing maybe six to
Speaker 1: look at a crane, to look at a crane.
Speaker 3: I want to I want to be absolutely I want
Speaker 3: to be I know I know the answer, but need
Speaker 3: to be absolutely sure.
Speaker 2: It wasn't a joke. He wasn't being joyful.
Speaker 1: No, not even.
Speaker 3: Such sincerity that it could only be read as as sarcasm.
Speaker 1: Because this sometimes happens to me. I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: I said to someone when he was angry like that,
Speaker 3: I go recently, I go cool, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you meant it.
Speaker 1: And they were like.
Speaker 3: Horrified, like they thought I was like absolutely mocking them.
Speaker 2: This was was inger, wasn't jacquin the spirit of la
Speaker 2: take your time, Jacqueline. It was anger. I mean, I
Speaker 2: couldn't believe it. And here I was, you know, soaring
Speaker 2: on nature community and you know the Buddhist you know,
Speaker 2: practice of radical acceptance?
Speaker 1: Is it is it? Is that a brack? Ye say? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh, it is a trends of unworthiness. Yeah mmm, but uh, ununbelievable.
Speaker 3: Radical acceptance because of course to accept it all it's
Speaker 3: a radical.
Speaker 1: Well for sure, the pain ride along the joint, Like folks, you.
Speaker 3: Got to believe it's radical to be convinced almost like
Speaker 3: you're like, well, surely not this.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, it's a radical acceptance. So yeah, probably this too,
Speaker 1: what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, excepting the reality of your life.
Speaker 1: So the winner oven I burned myself or whatever.
Speaker 3: I've cut myself twice, I've made aqua pats of fish.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm cop like I used to night
Speaker 2: this summer. Yes, by the way, I want to try
Speaker 2: and say. I think I said it to you. Elson
Speaker 2: Roman has a fantastic recipe from years ago that I
Speaker 2: used to fucking love. It's like a tomato chili cooked fish.
Speaker 2: It's like whitefish in a broth with chili oil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's very it's the chili oil. No, but
Speaker 3: it's in the tomatoes, in the broth.
Speaker 2: It's in the spirit. But look it up.
Speaker 3: It's had in Italy. Those will remember. And I was
Speaker 3: obsessed with the broth. I would have it at my
Speaker 3: favorite restaurant auras and I need to Didchy Joe's. And
Speaker 3: I've claimed I would, I would make it, and I
Speaker 3: finally did, and then I did it. I think I
Speaker 3: think we're on their third night or fourth night of fish.
Speaker 2: You get the broth really hot and then you dump
Speaker 2: the fish in and it cooks in the broth.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, I mean it's a little more complex,
Speaker 3: like it's like there's different versions, but the essence is
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's basically the essence. But you know,
Speaker 3: olive oil, onions, red pepper flakes, garlic, you know, you're
Speaker 3: sawtaning that until it's it's you know, translucent and whatever,
Speaker 3: and then ingoes the tomato, the fennel capers, and like
Speaker 3: salted water is sort of the acuapotza, like classic version
Speaker 3: a cup of water.
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry I missed it. But you deglaze the pants.
Speaker 3: So you're doing that real high first, okay, with the
Speaker 3: onions in the garlic and the whatever else right in
Speaker 3: the fennel. And then and then you pour in a
Speaker 3: cup of white wine.
Speaker 1: And where's that?
Speaker 2: I wass panic at white wine and recipes. I go,
Speaker 2: so I go to a wine shop and I go,
Speaker 2: give me your swill, Like what do you you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, what's this white wine? So I want
Speaker 2: to be clear. You're opening a bottle of white wine?
Speaker 1: You did, cant? I just grabbed the bottle of white
Speaker 1: and ran over there. And I just grabbed a bottle
Speaker 1: of white that I had on my shelf, cracked it myself,
Speaker 1: poorer glass there she well, true Italian.
Speaker 3: There it is for myself and for the pan. And
Speaker 3: it goes because I'm not worried.
Speaker 2: That's very fancy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I like literally opened that, I'm sure, yeah, yeah, going.
Speaker 1: I didn't even look.
Speaker 3: I just saw that it was white and it had
Speaker 3: to move because like the stove was on okay, eh.
Speaker 2: Chewing on camera. People know the sounds, and like, no,
Speaker 2: I tried to sneak a bite on a on a podcast.
Speaker 2: That's shocking.
Speaker 3: Keep going, Well, you used to just eat openly on
Speaker 3: the podcast you may recall, do you remember?
Speaker 2: It was so fu disgusting. I'm sorry to everyone. He
Speaker 2: going so finishes silencing myself to finish this too.
Speaker 3: So deglaze okay, the caramel okay, the deglazed, the caramelized, okay,
Speaker 3: And yeah, the water goes my my cherry tomatoes, the fennel.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to think what am I missing? And then
Speaker 3: bring it to a simmer, uh lower it. You slide
Speaker 3: in the thick white fish.
Speaker 1: Geese and and it goes and then it's like twelve
Speaker 1: minutes at a gentle simmer cooks through. Then you spoon
Speaker 1: some of the liquid over the top and you do
Speaker 1: fresh herbs chopper basil, and well you got to tear
Speaker 1: the basil, you know, so.
Speaker 2: The releases instead of cook chopped. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I forget what it is, but
Speaker 1: there's something with basil.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised there isn't. If you a website called torn Basil,
Speaker 2: maybe there is or a lifestyle called dixhausting.
Speaker 1: It would get exhausting now like Torn Basil.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then like just like so we're still pushing
Speaker 3: forward with Torn Basil, Like, do you think it may
Speaker 3: be the time we reduce, like we simplify the company
Speaker 3: as Basil.
Speaker 2: Well, you see what I did over at Torn Basil.
Speaker 2: I mean that's insane.
Speaker 1: You mean I was another company.
Speaker 2: I was imagining a company remarking on Torn Basil, and
Speaker 2: what a huge success the company would become successful.
Speaker 1: You saw what they did with Torn Basil, I mean Basil,
Speaker 1: Like we thought, you know, like I would never have
Speaker 1: named a torn Basil, and then now we just say
Speaker 1: torn Basil, torn Basil. We don't even think.
Speaker 2: I know what you're thinking. This is another Torn Basil.
Speaker 2: It's not people trying to improve upon Torn Basil because
Speaker 2: it's that successful. But wait, also, in Cook's Corner, we're
Speaker 2: now going to call this segment of poo Cook's Corner.
Speaker 2: There's O.
Speaker 3: Well, I have a chicken. I'm waiting on I have
Speaker 3: a chicken by the way eye fridge. Because I'm empowered.
Speaker 3: Now we have my three nights of fish. I'm going
Speaker 3: it's time to just make a full chicken myself.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure. Well I was pretty exciting. I
Speaker 2: did oh two things. This is huge, okay, I made
Speaker 2: from scratch. From scratch is always a word Dyn to say.
Speaker 2: But I made this keto bread that our friend had
Speaker 2: been raving about, this keto bread that the main ingredient
Speaker 2: is hearts of palm. I have to say it didn't
Speaker 2: live up to my expectations. Yeah, but I will say
Speaker 2: this Sweet Laurel Bake has a classic chocolate chip cookie and.
Speaker 1: I made it the other night.
Speaker 2: It was moaning unbelievable and used the lecanto maple syrup
Speaker 2: as an experiment to go, okay, well, this couldn't tell
Speaker 2: the difference, folks, between that and the cookie with the
Speaker 2: full maple syrup. Unbelievable, almond flour, a little coconut flower.
Speaker 2: The recipes online, they're given in the recipe Away, chocolate chips,
Speaker 2: coconut oil. Couldn't be more simple, fabulous.
Speaker 1: Have the dough in the fridge. Oh you want to
Speaker 1: regular chocolate chip? I use the what's it called the
Speaker 1: Life It's not lilies, but would be the next step.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to order them now. Actually, yeah you
Speaker 2: said that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, they have them in every grocery store too.
Speaker 1: That's right. I remember we went to a Lily's CV.
Speaker 1: We got lilies at CVS. And the city where we in, Doll,
Speaker 1: I think that was New York.
Speaker 2: It wasn't New York.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was New York because we traveled to a CVS.
Speaker 3: You were craving something. We went downstairs, went around the corner.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I love leaving the hotel and going back to it.
Speaker 2: I miss being on like the road with you, Doll.
Speaker 1: Got to get out there again. We'll be there again.
Speaker 1: You know what I've been addicted. I've been I've been
Speaker 1: addicted to just micro waving, okay, microwaving berries to get
Speaker 1: a quick pinch, macerrating, micro and masser okay, macerrating. And
Speaker 1: what do you do with the berries once they're my
Speaker 1: yogurt or cottage cheese? Okay? You know, I mix them in.
Speaker 2: And you and I, you and I independently just did
Speaker 2: that berry.
Speaker 1: I was on the stovetop. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: It's all the time, making blueberry and a pinch. Actually,
Speaker 3: and then I was even experimenting.
Speaker 1: I just I can't.
Speaker 3: I had a bad reaction to chia, and so I
Speaker 3: can't do the chia jams, and no one is suggesting
Speaker 3: anything else. Maybe sea moss gel, like those are the
Speaker 3: paths to making a jam without sugar crystals.
Speaker 1: So I don't know.
Speaker 3: But I bit into a hot strawberry okay, and I
Speaker 3: thought this is unbelievable, Like there's nothing's better. And I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, like.
Speaker 1: It was. It was frozen to hot.
Speaker 3: You know, it's part of my mixed berries in a
Speaker 3: mug and then tossing the Greek yogurt in there and
Speaker 3: it just you know, it bleeding, bleeding purples and pinks.
Speaker 1: I love my yogurt.
Speaker 2: Berries bleed. That's another blog when berries bleed. Yeah, look
Speaker 2: at you.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: She's got a Starbucks quad? I yes, no ice.
Speaker 1: No, it's just melted.
Speaker 3: I've been drinking it for two hours while I had
Speaker 3: a I mean, of course I managed to sneak in
Speaker 3: and activated smoothie. Because this is when trying to explain,
Speaker 3: this is where I'm like, Kate's not doing this right now,
Speaker 3: And you know, it's like it's like I recognize my own.
Speaker 3: It's like the thing I talked about this us having
Speaker 3: the smoothies together, and then I have one every single
Speaker 3: day since it's like same with a fish.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, but I have hyperfixation on the Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's I have the thing like my micro chop I've.
Speaker 1: Been eating almost every day for weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, obsessed with it. It's like almost like I hear
Speaker 3: a fork hitting a micropshop right now.
Speaker 2: Wait, well you the fork is actually hitting. This is
Speaker 2: the this is the Italian solid the erewhon.
Speaker 3: I got an emergency, That's what that was. Okay, looked familiar, yeah,
Speaker 3: but I was like, it's not.
Speaker 2: I almost tried Goop Chicken. Fuck Google Kitchen. I almost
Speaker 2: tried Goop Kitchen last night, and I go fuck it
Speaker 2: because I really just never.
Speaker 1: Got and then something had to be.
Speaker 2: Not to be all high and mighty, but it doesn't
Speaker 2: mean feel pretty good about myself.
Speaker 1: But I got, you gotta change it. The greatest luxury
Speaker 1: of life was going to get delivered.
Speaker 2: No, no, I agree, listen, No, when I do it,
Speaker 2: I go, holy shit, yeah trust me. Okay, but I got,
Speaker 2: but I was like, I'm getting Goop Kitchen. But the
Speaker 2: wait was too long. You know, it's like a rush hour,
Speaker 2: you know, always like ninety minutes. Gave an estimate because
Speaker 2: door dash it was like you know, seventy to ninety minutes,
Speaker 2: I was like, I need the food.
Speaker 1: Baby.
Speaker 3: They use Mary's chicken. You know Mary's. I know, no,
Speaker 3: I knows what I have sitting in the fridge Mary's.
Speaker 3: Last night, okay, last night I was in Whole Foods.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna get a chicken and like, fuck it,
Speaker 3: I'm confident and throw it in one of our glorious
Speaker 3: like Great Jones.
Speaker 1: Thomas Keller has my favorite rotisserie chicken recipe. Interesting so
Speaker 1: but not made on a rotisserie at home.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, not roasted his his roasted chicken. His recipe,
Speaker 2: which I think is so brilliant. The whole thing is
Speaker 2: that you pat your chicken dry, dried, dry with paper towels.
Speaker 2: You get it like as dry as possible. You rain salt.
Speaker 2: I repeat, rain salt all across the tits of it
Speaker 2: or whatever. Yeah, and then I think it's like you
Speaker 2: maybe keep it in the fridge overnight or something or
Speaker 2: just but it's just about it's are you listening to this.
Speaker 2: It's only salt. It's about getting it dry and salty.
Speaker 2: And that's how crisps up. No olive oil and no butter,
Speaker 2: no herbs, no nothing, no lemon in and pepper mm.
Speaker 2: But he also wants you to trust it or whatever.
Speaker 2: And that's where I go, Oh, that's where you got
Speaker 2: to little arms and legs together and punch it in
Speaker 2: the stomach. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well I I yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I was in Whole Foods and uh and I started handles.
Speaker 2: No, chicken only has one.
Speaker 1: It's got wings. Most people don't know about chickens. Is
Speaker 1: that under the wings under or if you lift up
Speaker 1: the end, full arm, elbow, small hands, I mean small
Speaker 1: only relative to us, pretty sizable for the chicken.
Speaker 2: She's joking for those unclear.
Speaker 1: I just remember really having fun with that on Twitter.
Speaker 2: On Twitter was fun.
Speaker 1: What did you remember?
Speaker 2: I remember to tweet they made me laugh, like fifteen
Speaker 2: years ago. It was something about when I was little,
Speaker 2: I thought that to get pregnant at baby had to
Speaker 2: bite you so cute or like a little kid said
Speaker 2: that to someone.
Speaker 1: You don't remember who sweet, No apologies, but sounds like
Speaker 1: to lie. Yeah, I know what. I think kid said it.
Speaker 1: I buy it. A little kid.
Speaker 2: Said it to someone and they're repeating it, right, I
Speaker 2: think that may I think that's sounds that sounds to
Speaker 2: me like something a little kid.
Speaker 3: But it sounds to me like something an adult writes
Speaker 3: that a little kid would say, Oh, like you know like.
Speaker 2: Charmed By, Charmed by a body shop limericks?
Speaker 1: Do you remember limericks like being like I feel like
Speaker 1: there was almost like a unit on them, like you know,
Speaker 1: like like you have to write one and from a
Speaker 1: hood and she come in but she wasn't baging a huh.
Speaker 1: She had a cock and then she went to the song. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well they're always like dirty. What about when it's
Speaker 3: like dirty but it's like Irish and thus you're forced
Speaker 3: to kind of get the dirtiness but using.
Speaker 1: Terms that are not your own colloquialisms. Mm hmmmmm.
Speaker 3: You know this is similar to it this similar when
Speaker 3: they ask us to be like to laugh at Shakespeare's
Speaker 3: like dirty lines.
Speaker 1: You have quotes whatever, it's yeah, exactly, yeah, Like I'm like,
Speaker 1: I mean, you know this is like I know, I nie,
Speaker 1: I'm sure, wait is that is that?
Speaker 2: But I want to them is that is that Roman?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah, because can't you see like Marcrucio like it's Mercutio. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but I thought it was John Leguizamo. Oh,
Speaker 1: fuck me, like at the game, John Zamo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean might be in the scene time you
Speaker 3: watch bos Lherrman's Roman Juliet, when the time you watched, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what it is.
Speaker 2: It's top ten.
Speaker 1: It is we discussed between my eyes is top ten.
Speaker 1: It's not electric.
Speaker 2: Les tying.
Speaker 1: They are. And for those who have not seen it.
Speaker 3: I've told you about some people laughing in the theater
Speaker 3: when clar Danes like sat up in the on the
Speaker 3: like coffin and sort of cries like She's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh you know, like they didn't like hurt. Someone laughed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they found it too sort of I know, comedically
Speaker 3: they don't understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's like a big one of them.
Speaker 1: It was ahead of its time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: She even like to get someone trying you hate. She
Speaker 1: does that exactly.
Speaker 3: And there's like almost something a little like about it.
Speaker 3: There's something a little like like I just thought, but
Speaker 3: it was something that allowed someone in the theater, but
Speaker 3: in the pool, you know, I was just sitting around
Speaker 3: thinking about his acting. Guy, I know, we like to
Speaker 3: do it every nine episodes, just talk about is like
Speaker 3: as a as a treasure but like the two of
Speaker 3: them together, I just want to it's fresh.
Speaker 2: It is fresh. She's describing things as fresh.
Speaker 1: Lately.
Speaker 2: I described something else as fresh and it felt radical.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, I described the film as fresh. Yeah, so.
Speaker 3: I think what was so exciting about those two in
Speaker 3: that movie? Right if they had cast you know, if
Speaker 3: it was Leo and some sort of feminine bird okay,
Speaker 3: without the kind of raw depth that we're talking.
Speaker 1: About about Claire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if it was just some like it's almost like
Speaker 3: Leo is almost the feminine, like.
Speaker 2: Oh completely completely, He's the he's a woman.
Speaker 3: He's something something there. It's like and him being like
Speaker 3: drawn to her with her, he's.
Speaker 2: Literally like it's actually a lesbian love story. I'm realizing
Speaker 2: the two of them.
Speaker 3: He's like cast take her away and you cast. Like
Speaker 3: his interest in her, okay, like his him finding her
Speaker 3: whole vibe sort of attractive was kind of like radical
Speaker 3: because I mean she wasn't fucking.
Speaker 1: Rosaline or whatever. Yeah, you know the one.
Speaker 3: It's like, and she wasn't you know, the the Zephyrelli version.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Juliette.
Speaker 2: Like it's like it was a radical casting.
Speaker 1: I mean, but that party also Paul Rudd, like hilarious
Speaker 1: out loud, God, what a career.
Speaker 2: Like when he's like he's like, he's like, no, Jaccola jocolate,
Speaker 2: it's the same, were the same?
Speaker 1: Wait whataping?
Speaker 2: Because you said that, because that was exactly the one
Speaker 2: that they came to me. It's when the fireworks and
Speaker 2: he's like no, he's like a little like fuck, it's
Speaker 2: like the most genius thing.
Speaker 1: And then she's not into it. He's like not sexy.
Speaker 1: He's like a little boy all yet he's Paris or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's a genius. It's genius.
Speaker 3: Like his face like it's almost like he knows that
Speaker 3: he's the framing. He's framing himself, like he knows that
Speaker 3: he's getting a little almost too close to camera.
Speaker 1: And a distortion.
Speaker 2: He looks amazing.
Speaker 1: Poog film Club.
Speaker 2: I know it's huge.
Speaker 3: Someone posted that they were watching the Interstellar a those
Speaker 3: so I really do want the posts where people show
Speaker 3: where they're watching it. I cannot tell you how that
Speaker 3: where they're watching sills me up. Did someone post their
Speaker 3: baby after that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we got some babies listening to poop now, so.
Speaker 1: Did listen baby? Did hear us? Yeah? Yeah? Baby looked
Speaker 1: up because it's all tone with them. Hi sweetie, Hi
Speaker 1: there you in the back.
Speaker 3: But I I've been thinking about our truck driver. I
Speaker 3: wonder if he's still I listen to you girls talk
Speaker 3: about anything.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, unbelievable, unfucking believable. You need one of
Speaker 1: those lines that people call in and leave messages.
Speaker 2: Oh this is huge.
Speaker 1: Imagine.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's the line is just for the truck
Speaker 3: driver for now. Okay, it starts with truck driver only.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna set that up tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But imagine his memos from the road.
Speaker 2: You know, he's like tri squaylane on my cock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got a tough of it next to him
Speaker 3: and the cat. Well, when I was like really like
Speaker 3: going on the road, like early days, like I'm traveling
Speaker 3: to Topeka, Kansas to do a one nighter for like
Speaker 3: you know, one hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: By the way, do you know what's about me? If
Speaker 2: I get like one drink in me, I start talking
Speaker 2: about the road.
Speaker 1: Like like part of.
Speaker 2: Boyington, Indiana, and I killed no, Like I'm like okay, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get And I wasn't like this when I started.
Speaker 2: You know, we didn't have front facing videos. You didn't
Speaker 2: get launched off the internet. You got launched in rooms.
Speaker 2: Maybe you got launched on the road. You were sweating
Speaker 2: at that you were driving.
Speaker 1: I go, well, like I go, I had to put
Speaker 1: in my hours.
Speaker 3: Oh I was talking about my garment the other day,
Speaker 3: the GPS system that carried me. But like, but so
Speaker 3: I would go into these truck stops, okay, and like
Speaker 3: I was blown away by these truck stops and how
Speaker 3: much ship they had in.
Speaker 1: Them, including showers. Okay, but but they.
Speaker 3: Had like you know, and I would just get really
Speaker 3: into like what I could build out my car kind
Speaker 3: of like mm hmm.
Speaker 1: I remember getting caught in the snow. My friend Erica
Speaker 1: was with me. Were caught in the.
Speaker 3: Snow on the way to a on the way to
Speaker 3: a gig, and we just had to pull over and
Speaker 3: like a Target parking lot, and it was almost like
Speaker 3: what if we have to stay the night in Target?
Speaker 1: Like what if? The what if? What if we get
Speaker 1: shipwrecked and targets to this snowstorm?
Speaker 3: Heavenly, remember, we have to open this now because the
Speaker 3: people are going to starve in here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally better for the wave in the office
Speaker 1: in the employee office back row.
Speaker 2: That's really cool. That's really fun. Hey, is that there's
Speaker 2: a major movie here and this way Target will pay
Speaker 2: for it. It's probably the only movie you can get
Speaker 2: finance right now. It's a target movie about unlikely group
Speaker 2: of people get trapped in their target and I just
Speaker 2: spend the night and they create a new culture in
Speaker 2: new society.
Speaker 3: We're selling it, I know. Literally, we need to start
Speaker 3: doing more beeps on poog. I really think beeps on.
Speaker 1: Poog are fun along beat that whole thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we keep it in with a little bits,
Speaker 2: but we'll be we'll be about my title pitch.
Speaker 1: We keep it in.
Speaker 2: My title pitch for the Target movie is God, that's
Speaker 2: pretty fucking good.
Speaker 3: Okay, although it's not that's or something. Well, hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: So I'm blinking something to play on it, staring open
Speaker 2: or closed because you know, the one spot became c
Speaker 2: spot saved. I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: The target one spot is the dollar area. Oh right,
Speaker 3: everything's dollar, but then the stuff stopp being a dollar
Speaker 3: in there, so then it turned into sea spots save
Speaker 3: and there's the dog the target mascot.
Speaker 2: Oh I see, I don't know the culture there in
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 3: They like why went back to the target, being like
Speaker 3: remember me, Like you guys got me through my depression.
Speaker 3: I went back and saw the guy like pushing like
Speaker 3: the carts together, and I was like, there he is.
Speaker 1: I know, like my local Starbucks, like for a while.
Speaker 3: When you can enjoy a local, when you can enjoy
Speaker 3: a franchise, you're free. It's the closest to locality we
Speaker 3: have anymore. Our thing of images right now in our
Speaker 3: text thread is really like what you think it would be.
Speaker 1: Okay, So first I've got na Tracy. Oh. Then I've
Speaker 1: got I assembled a patio chair for a cat for Boo.
Speaker 1: I sent you that he got in the chair. I
Speaker 1: don't know if people know this.
Speaker 3: I got him a patio ches long, very cute, and
Speaker 3: the cat is enjoying it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to say very poog I. Today I'm
Speaker 2: starting the emsy skin by doctor Zamani. I'm using the
Speaker 2: pigmentation correcting ampules.
Speaker 1: It's a seven day ampules. Because you know why I
Speaker 1: love you got crack. You got to break glass.
Speaker 2: You break glass. It's unbelievable. You break glass, and then
Speaker 2: they give you a lot. They give you quite a
Speaker 2: lot of serum. It's a lot of fluid in one
Speaker 2: of those whole ampules all over the face and neck. Also,
Speaker 2: you know, I've been talking about how I've been neglecting
Speaker 2: the neck obviously, so it's not like I don't let
Speaker 2: don't ever put things on my neck, but I have
Speaker 2: been a little stingy with the product everything. Now, top
Speaker 2: of the forehead, to the top of the top of
Speaker 2: the nipples, to the top of the nipples, I'm going,
Speaker 2: and the shoulder there I'm doing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have been get in the back of the
Speaker 3: neck because imagine the back of the neck falls, okay,
Speaker 3: falling down the front.
Speaker 1: Okay, all the way to the nipples. Guys, Now you
Speaker 1: gotta go the whole way.
Speaker 3: Oh have I talked about my end dive sears? Nobody
Speaker 3: told me, Well, remember I was searing cabbage. Now I'm searing,
Speaker 3: and of course I slice it in half, okay, salt,
Speaker 3: olive oil, hard sear. Then I throw a little water
Speaker 3: in like I'm doing a fried egg, cover it and
Speaker 3: then it cooks it gently, but it's still crispy. M Oh,
Speaker 3: I sent you.
Speaker 1: Turbulence kills one and injured several on Singapore. A lot
Speaker 1: of poo hags.
Speaker 2: A lot of hags messaged about that because well, yeah, turbulence,
Speaker 2: I guess can't kill you, because someone can hit your
Speaker 2: head and kill you.
Speaker 1: That's the truth. Horrible. Well that's yeah, and people horrible.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh yeah, yes, And then I'm getting on
Speaker 2: a United flight in about a week. No fucking not
Speaker 2: looking forward to it. Oh they make you fly the plane.
Speaker 3: Okay, IM sorry, I'm just dragged by our images.
Speaker 1: But I sent you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we've got another huge cute got a huge
Speaker 2: gi That sound is the herum juicer. We've got a
Speaker 2: top shelf juice. We want to think to the respect.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited. And then when I first turned it,
Speaker 2: I don't have to feed the vegetables in. You just
Speaker 2: throw them in the basket and the juice is it
Speaker 2: for you?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh my god, there's no knife
Speaker 1: in here. So cool.
Speaker 2: It's like embedded deep in this in the.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if it like, it's not chocolate delicious.
Speaker 3: It was hysterical though, because there's two things right, and
Speaker 3: the one side pushes out, you know, the the like fiber,
Speaker 3: the fiber, you know, okay, and the other side was
Speaker 3: closed decided that the juice comes out like I hadn't
Speaker 3: opened it, because it will like retain it and come
Speaker 3: out all once if you want it, or just have
Speaker 3: it flowing out.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So nothing was coming out of this chooser except for
Speaker 3: the fiber. And I'm like, Chris, the juice, the juice
Speaker 3: come in here, you know, like like look you know,
Speaker 3: and he was just like he's like some thick juice
Speaker 3: because he thought it was just that, and I was like, no, no,
Speaker 3: there it is. And then celery and empty stomach, celery.
Speaker 3: I'm going to try it for two months and see
Speaker 3: what happens.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe have you started it just I'm
Speaker 1: only one day in.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to folks, because you know what I'm doing,
Speaker 3: Misfits Market. I'm getting deliveries looking it up so I
Speaker 3: don't have to eighty d out everything day of what
Speaker 3: am I doing? So Misfits, It's like like, okay, it's
Speaker 3: probably oh wait, it's probably just going live right now
Speaker 3: two pm on Wednesdays? What is That's when they open
Speaker 3: up and they tell you what they rescued for that week. No,
Speaker 3: so like right now, let's see misfits. Don't forget to
Speaker 3: review your cart. So they put together a cart, right,
Speaker 3: they go misfits misfits market. Okay, so there are like
Speaker 3: some minor sponsoring us. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 3: have to reach out, hang on tight. We're putting the
Speaker 3: finishing touches on your cart. So right now, I've got cabbage,
Speaker 3: so it'll be like why is this cabbage cheaper? You know,
Speaker 3: it'll be like slight discoloration, you know, so it's like
Speaker 3: all this stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, it's that right? Oh? The deal and.
Speaker 2: Perfect Foods is there is their sister company.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Plenty Lettuce. You know, Plenty lettuce. It's like no
Speaker 3: no sides because it's grown I don't know, in water
Speaker 3: or something vertical grow towers, oh somewhere, and like indoors.
Speaker 3: It's indoor lettuce. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. But the pointer is I've been getting
Speaker 1: it because I don't like to wash my lettuce.
Speaker 2: It would hell, it's the it's an impediment. It's like
Speaker 2: the major like having to wash the lettuce.
Speaker 3: Is you know, even the salad and genius Oh no,
Speaker 3: you know, it's like it's a lot to then be
Speaker 3: drying it. I'm like too lazy to properly dry it,
Speaker 3: so then I've got water drenched salad that the oil
Speaker 3: is like not clinging to. Okay, so it's not that bad,
Speaker 3: I mean, I anyway, the point of course, I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 3: it's three ninety nine instead of four ninety nine. Why
Speaker 3: because they say it's closer to the date. Like that's
Speaker 3: why I'm getting it, you know what I mean, it's
Speaker 3: closer to the best by.
Speaker 1: A date whatever. I'm like, yeah, no problem.
Speaker 3: But anyway, I get my cabbage, Okay, Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 1: It's not really working out for me.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean I mean, like that's a private
Speaker 2: if I'm not if I'm going to be in a
Speaker 2: private chamber for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Oh that's not my issue.
Speaker 3: Once again, I think if you just start, like me,
Speaker 3: eating all those things all the time, like I don't know,
Speaker 3: your body will just like I have none of these
Speaker 3: issues you speak of.
Speaker 2: But maybe I don't.
Speaker 1: Actually I'm just dry now when I'm trying to air
Speaker 1: fry them.
Speaker 2: Parroting to be clear, what what about airfrying?
Speaker 3: I I'm drying the Brussels spreads are drying out. Something's
Speaker 3: not working the brissels here air frying Yeah, air fried
Speaker 3: brustles sprouts. Jesus Christ. Well, I mean, I mean, I
Speaker 3: still put oil on it. It's not like I'm not
Speaker 3: it's not the nineties. I'm not trying to do baked
Speaker 3: lays here.
Speaker 2: It's just oh my god, baked method baked lays and
Speaker 2: a lemon zest Luna bar an episode of Full City
Speaker 2: that was my Wednesday night. I think we have to go. Okay, wow,
Speaker 2: I guess you know, it's kind of exciting. Where I'm
Speaker 2: going to go right now, this is exciting. I'm going
Speaker 2: to my local talk about community place I love where
Speaker 2: I ship stuff. I'm going I call them. I go,
Speaker 2: you guys have paper shrader. I go, yep, I have
Speaker 2: all these Oh wait, this is crazy. And I think
Speaker 2: that this is honestly like deep and sexual trauma, like Jewish,
Speaker 2: like my fear of shredding docks.
Speaker 1: Well, I've been holding on.
Speaker 2: I've been holding onto pastubs from like since like twenty
Speaker 2: twenty one. Like I have this psychotic backlog. Whatever I
Speaker 2: gotta chat. I keep it all intense documentation.
Speaker 1: Or they used to say, I forget it was like
Speaker 1: seven years they used to say.
Speaker 2: They used to say, it's like an old thing. I
Speaker 2: have so much and then so I email my count
Speaker 2: and I go hang on to these pastubs like you
Speaker 2: don't have to.
Speaker 1: That's because that's all I go shred there. And even
Speaker 1: the shredding, I go, how much a dollar of pounds?
Speaker 1: I know I've been there though, where I have like
Speaker 1: two pounds, I have three pounds maximum.
Speaker 2: It's like nothing.
Speaker 3: No, I've sat like to engage and be shredded, and
Speaker 3: like I can live with it for like years. The
Speaker 3: bag of the stuff that needs to be shredded, the
Speaker 3: bag of the dry cleaning.
Speaker 1: Right now.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't been able to enjoy my fro blank
Speaker 3: blanket in ages because it's been sitting air. So I
Speaker 3: wonder if by next week I'll have cooked the chicken.
Speaker 2: I think you will. In seven days, I'll have finished
Speaker 2: my msy skin ampuol.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe I'll do it too, do it with me me,
Speaker 1: It'll be smart. Okay.
Speaker 3: I mean, I know you need TV watching as part
Speaker 3: of your schedule if you're gonna have a skidcare regimen. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: So do you watch TV at night? A single program,
Speaker 3: a little bit, one episode of one show. Imagine all
Speaker 3: I'm saying is you apply your ampuol and you send
Speaker 3: it deeper with the Lema laser. Incredible because I know
Speaker 3: that ampuel will have the right texture, it'll have it clear.
Speaker 3: It's actually it's actually wide. It's water, yeah, which which
Speaker 3: gets me horny. Well, you know what I think the
Speaker 3: hydration mask, by the way, from ATOP I've been using nightly.
Speaker 1: Remember the camp we were talking about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I haven't actually like clocked like in
Speaker 3: the morning, like I haven't really noticed, like, okay, what.
Speaker 1: Am I doing? How it's working? I love throwing it on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm exploring a lot of chopping and spiralizing and
Speaker 3: all of that. Accidentally spiralized a cucumber thinking it was
Speaker 3: a zucchini because it was lying amidst my zucchinis.
Speaker 2: Well, some kind of a fun accident.
Speaker 3: Well, then I quickly I threw some zoom tahini in there,
Speaker 3: and some sesame seeds and dulce dulcet flakes and and
Speaker 3: and tomorrow, and then I was gonna be over too quick,
Speaker 3: and so I sort of chopped it and made it
Speaker 3: a top lettuce, mixed it in like as the kind
Speaker 3: of and so it was a bigger salad with that generating.
Speaker 1: Flavor, we gotta go. Okay, well, well i'm gonna go lima.
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm gonna go create, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go shred documents.
Speaker 3: You can go sit with Boo on the patio chair.
Speaker 3: I want to be clear. A small patio chaise for
Speaker 3: a cat.
Speaker 1: I'll post.
Speaker 2: It felt very cute, It's really.
Speaker 1: And he took to it instantly. Okay, I love you.
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