WEBVTT - Torn Basil 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:03.400 Hi, I'm Kate Berlan, I'm Jacqueline Novak. 0:00:03.480 --> 0:00:07.040 And this is poog, an ongoing conversation about wellness between 0:00:07.040 --> 0:00:08.440 two obsessive friends. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.720 Two untamable intellects. This is our hobby, this is our hell. 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.880 This is our naked desire for free products. 0:00:13.960 --> 0:00:18.040 This is poog. Today's topics, loosely speaking, micro and math. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:20.600 Cook's corner vessel. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:21.640 For aggression. 0:00:25.360 --> 0:00:31.360 Unfolding right now. I just got fucking stung, no bibe, Okay, 0:00:32.040 --> 0:00:35.640 I don't know. So I'm like, what's going on? First 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:35.960 of all? 0:00:37.479 --> 0:00:39.120 Okay, so walk me through. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:45.720 I mean, of course, I'm like, you know, like having 0:00:45.720 --> 0:00:48.520 allergic reaction. I think I think you're I don't feel 0:00:48.520 --> 0:00:50.960 like I've been stung since, like I was like in 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:51.520 fifth grade. 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:53.480 So I'm like, what the hell is going on? Okay, 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:57.120 So what happened? You gotta see? Look what I can't see? 0:00:57.160 --> 0:01:00.920 Oh ew if I may, sorry, Oh my god, I 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:05.760 just know it's so the listener can It's a welt 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.639 with a red dot very pronounced in the center. 0:01:10.640 --> 0:01:13.759 I just hope I don't go. Macaulay Culkin, did you scream? 0:01:14.200 --> 0:01:15.160 You know I'm talking about right? 0:01:15.480 --> 0:01:15.680 Yeah? 0:01:16.319 --> 0:01:17.880 Oh yeah? It was raised on the. 0:01:17.840 --> 0:01:20.679 Store, so I feel I know we both were. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:25.360 Now it is saying I just did a quick google, 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:28.280 and I was like, because I immediately have curiosity. 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:31.680 Okay. So I'm walking down towards my apartment in the grass. 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:36.360 Right barefoot, no, but I'm in these like slippers that 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:43.880 are these you know, felted birkenstock mules okay, and I 0:01:43.920 --> 0:01:46.840 feel the equivalent like a tiny needle. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:47.319 Okay. 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.920 Now, sometimes I feel things that are so small, like 0:01:51.240 --> 0:01:53.560 it's like insane. So I'm like, the fuck like, and 0:01:53.600 --> 0:01:55.320 so I lean down and it's not like I look 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:56.720 at It's not like I look down and I see 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:58.880 a bee or something. Okay, I look down and I 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:01.640 see nothing, but but I bend down, I'm like I 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:03.480 see something like the tiniest dot. 0:02:03.680 --> 0:02:05.120 And then I'm like what the fuck. And I'm like, 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:06.880 oh my god, I think that's like the stinger. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:14.160 Okay, so like minuscule though like invisible practically, but a dot. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:15.800 Like so I was like, something's going, there's a bug 0:02:15.800 --> 0:02:17.480 on me. It's like biting me right now or whatever. 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.280 And then I pulled it out or it wasn't like 0:02:20.600 --> 0:02:23.040 it was so small, and then I put it on 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:26.239 a leaf. I put it on a leaf and then 0:02:26.360 --> 0:02:27.639 I just put it in plastic rack. 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:29.600 I was like to Chris, I was like, in case 0:02:29.600 --> 0:02:33.560 we need to show the infectious diseases doctor, yeah, smart 0:02:33.800 --> 0:02:36.280 in case, like I'm about to you know what I mean. 0:02:37.320 --> 0:02:39.640 But it did say I used to prevent swelling and 0:02:39.680 --> 0:02:41.640 it said something else in antihistamine. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:48.560 But I think you're doing beautifully. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:50.400 Taking a o oral anti histamine or swelling scrab or something. 0:02:51.280 --> 0:02:53.640 But the fear, the light fear of is my chest. 0:02:54.240 --> 0:02:56.920 No, I'll think, you know, I think I think I 0:02:56.960 --> 0:02:58.800 think the light fear because I've done this too. Of 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.119 course you're like, oh, is that it's I think you'd 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.560 be you would know what's the solid? 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:07.440 I wonder what what got me? I didn't used to 0:03:07.440 --> 0:03:13.320 be like stingable. No, I feel something weird on my arms. Well, 0:03:13.360 --> 0:03:16.800 by the way, this is comical on your arm? One? Two? 0:03:17.040 --> 0:03:20.880 What is that? And three? Yeah? 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:25.960 These are sport extreme sport band aids. The only thing 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.560 that stays on during a Tracy Anderson workout. You heard me, 0:03:30.600 --> 0:03:34.239 I put on this hydrocloidal flew off flew off into 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:36.960 the forehead of another workout person. You know, not really, 0:03:36.960 --> 0:03:39.920 but like so disgusting. You know, a loose band I 0:03:39.960 --> 0:03:42.840 hate a band aid, A loose band aid? Swimming pool? 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:43.440 Did you cut? 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:44.840 I know, did you cut yourself? 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:49.120 Chopping? Here we go, so well, we have a huge 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:52.320 gift that landed. The wonder oven has landed. 0:03:53.120 --> 0:03:57.760 Yeah, and I did burn myself using it, okay with enthusiasm. 0:03:57.800 --> 0:03:59.720 No, I don't blame the other day. 0:03:59.800 --> 0:04:01.120 Yeah, we don't blame the ovens. 0:04:01.120 --> 0:04:02.640 I don't. I don't think they'll mind. I think they 0:04:02.680 --> 0:04:05.200 know it's real, that it's very struggling. 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:09.880 They know it's a hot I just I forget, you know, 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.240 it's also sort of add in the kitchen. 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:14.040 Yeah, I don't know. 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.480 If I left a message at a stuff for the 0:04:16.480 --> 0:04:20.000 doctor's clinic and they haven't gotten back to me, And 0:04:20.040 --> 0:04:22.640 that's abuse. You serious, because Peo, believe that it's like 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.599 I texted you. I was in the middle of like 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:27.200 a frozen I did on my bed, naked, couldn't move 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:28.320 the to do list. 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.640 That's when you reach out to your doctor. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:31.240 If I'm doing it, I'm doing it right now. This 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.640 ends now. She could have picked up the phone and 0:04:33.680 --> 0:04:36.200 saved my fucking life, but instead she traded me like 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:36.800 a whore. 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:42.360 Well, that's like right, Well my doctor told me, because 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:44.440 I remember, I was like, maybe I should try one 0:04:44.480 --> 0:04:46.760 of these other ones five ance whatever, see what it 0:04:46.760 --> 0:04:49.159 feels like to have the quiet mind again. And she 0:04:49.320 --> 0:04:50.800 was like, yeah, like you might want to check with 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:54.040 the pharmacy first. Like everyone's out all the time. I know, 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:57.799 I know what I've ordered from Canada. By the way, 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.960 my meds are coming from Canada, and I'm way, thank god, 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:04.640 I'm like waiting on generic. I'm like riding the generic 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.400 wave for for two weeks. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:06.719 Okay. 0:05:06.760 --> 0:05:08.720 I don't know if I either started to mention this 0:05:09.240 --> 0:05:11.919 because like it was it was sort of significant that 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:17.920 I had a Julianne Moore Okay, Magnolia pharmacy. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:24.000 You know, you know, death in your house. Fuck you. 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:30.159 This is a monologue from the monologue if anyone hasn't 0:05:30.200 --> 0:05:33.599 seen it, Rushed Run Tonight Run, one of the most 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.000 formative films created me. 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:38.200 Yeah, I suck. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:44.400 Yeah, I mean that she was a fucking actor, right there, 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:45.279 you kidding? 0:05:45.360 --> 0:05:47.880 Imagine julian Moore is where you go? Acting is real? 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:52.080 Fuck anyway, Yeah, she does like a genius in the 0:05:52.080 --> 0:05:53.640 pharmacy scene. 0:05:54.400 --> 0:05:57.960 Motherfucker you right, That's how it started. 0:05:58.000 --> 0:06:02.760 The motherfucker the breath, like the breath being part. 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.960 Of her in her coat or whatever the fuck she's wearing. 0:06:05.000 --> 0:06:06.160 She's wearing like a fur coat. 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:10.119 I recall stunning, and let's not forget Frank TJ. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:14.120 Mackie's of course, that's the Tom Cruise's character, Tom Cruise 0:06:14.160 --> 0:06:20.760 and his most stunning performance ever bedside. You know what 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:22.560 I heard that in preparations for that role was like 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:26.720 Tom Cruise like devised that character himself. Basically, sorry that 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:28.280 was in accurate, but I heard he. 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:30.400 Like he like designed the character. 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:33.360 He like designed the room like the speech room or 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:34.680 he's doing it. He like set it up at his 0:06:34.720 --> 0:06:37.000 house and was like made it like a play for himself, 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:39.080 and then I think invited Pete Anderson over, was like, 0:06:39.120 --> 0:06:41.680 this is what I think could be making it up. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:45.520 Might have come to me in the dream, but wait wait, 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:46.360 I'm breaking through. 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:49.360 Wait so in the pharmacy but yeah, yeah, well tell 0:06:49.360 --> 0:06:50.919 me we were bringing through what wonder of it? I 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:52.240 just want to tell you a little more about I 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:54.680 think it's rich. Okay, go my pharmacy thing. 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:58.560 So like, yeah, I kind of had this where I 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:01.920 have to speak loudly because clarity they're across the you know, 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.240 plastic deride artition. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:04.960 Yeah whatever, And so. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.840 It's always the show with the goddamn pharmacy, the show 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:11.040 for the line, you know what I mean, always, And 0:07:11.080 --> 0:07:14.360 it's like I don't care in that way. It's just 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:19.000 it's more like the personality being on display. It becomes 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.120 this kind of play and I'd be like. 0:07:21.280 --> 0:07:26.120 Got onndrnees is streaming right now on Netflix. Everyone I know. 0:07:26.320 --> 0:07:29.200 I mean, I usually am holding the worst, just getting 0:07:29.200 --> 0:07:30.040 a lot of lines with it. 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:33.840 I got to make sure the the you know, yeah 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:38.160 logo on the front sweatshirt slung over the shoulders in 0:07:38.880 --> 0:07:40.480 everywhere I go. All right, So. 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:45.240 Basically like getting a lot of pushback. We had this 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.640 like insane experience getting a lot of pushback on the 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:50.000 situation and the whole thing. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:55.360 And finally the like I mean, I wouldn't yeah, like. 0:07:56.920 --> 0:07:58.800 You don't want to try the generic and I'm like, 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:02.239 my god, I've tried the okay, and then he goes, yeah, 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:06.360 it's the exact same thing. No, no, you literally the 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:07.880 exact same thing chemically. 0:08:08.120 --> 0:08:09.200 Okay, what'd you say? 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:09.760 Would you say? 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:11.000 You know? Right? 0:08:11.080 --> 0:08:14.400 Because you're like I was like, well, so there were 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:16.120 a couple of questions rapid fire. But I was like, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:18.600 I was like, well, it's not the exact same thing 0:08:18.680 --> 0:08:22.520 because legally they can't. He's like, well, yeah, inactive ingredients 0:08:22.560 --> 0:08:25.160 whatever whatever, And I'm like, well, the my doctor, okay, 0:08:25.160 --> 0:08:27.400 first of all, is it for smoking cessation? 0:08:27.680 --> 0:08:29.240 Okay? Is it for smoking cessation? 0:08:29.640 --> 0:08:31.520 You know, we'll be trying, like is it for smoking 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:36.040 cessation because maybe anyone who user major depressive disorder? 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:37.760 Yeah, bitch, I'm like. 0:08:37.720 --> 0:08:40.240 No, I've been on it for twenty years. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:40.400 --> 0:08:43.800 major depressive disorder. I have tried the generic and I 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:48.880 went downhill fast. Maybe my doctor's crazy. Maybe my doctor's 0:08:49.000 --> 0:08:49.680 lying to me. 0:08:49.840 --> 0:08:51.559 Here we go, there we go, I go, I go. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:55.080 Maybe it's placebo. Okay, you know, I'm like I didn't 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.520 see my explicity. Maybe it's all in my you know, 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:01.200 like crazy my head, like and we're I'm teetering on 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.440 a lie, you know what I mean, But like my 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:05.960 doctor believes in that lie. You know, Like it was 0:09:06.000 --> 0:09:09.240 like I didn't it wasn't that bad, but I did say, 0:09:09.360 --> 0:09:13.120 like major depressive disorder. And then like even though you 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:17.640 know whatever, whatever, it was just like I sometimes I'm like, guys, 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:22.920 can't you see that I've filled this prescription at CBS 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.200 for like fifteen years, like yeah, and it's always like 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.400 any questions, I mean, I'm sorry, I know that, like 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:31.680 maybe they don't have it all pulled up whatever whatever, 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:34.800 And Chris is like fuming at my side. But in 0:09:34.840 --> 0:09:39.120 those situations, it's it's like, you know, he's not allowed 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:41.720 to like speak, you know what I mean, because it's 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:44.240 like only one if we're coming from both of us, 0:09:44.280 --> 0:09:46.120 Like it's like, you know, and I almost want, I 0:09:46.120 --> 0:09:47.840 almost want the satisfaction. 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:48.640 Of defending myself, you know what I mean. 0:09:48.679 --> 0:09:51.920 It's like, yeah, whatever, So I just but I start 0:09:52.000 --> 0:09:56.000 to actually started to unwind a little and be maybe 0:09:56.080 --> 0:09:58.440 it yeah, maybe it's in my head, but you know 0:09:58.640 --> 0:10:01.079 my doctor. That's when my doctors having me do so 0:10:01.240 --> 0:10:04.640 maybe yeah maybe not. Like I started to like question 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:08.080 again and then I like I texted her like is 0:10:08.120 --> 0:10:10.480 it like I know I had a problem. And I 0:10:10.520 --> 0:10:13.120 start to go like, well did I just find that 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:15.600 I decide that that was the problem way back when 0:10:15.760 --> 0:10:18.760 and then thus created you know, and She's like, it's 0:10:18.800 --> 0:10:23.400 not in your head, Like people have issues. I don't know, 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:29.600 I don't know, I don't know like, but it was compelling. 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.760 And then I called the Canadian pharmacy and it was superior. 0:10:34.600 --> 0:10:36.600 Well they were fucking kind. 0:10:37.240 --> 0:10:41.200 Yeah, yeah, of course this day I was like, yeah, 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:42.320 couldn't we get you fixed? 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:42.559 Uff? 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.800 They're like we do have the brand, you know, and 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.000 the whole thing, and just even a little like snags 0:10:48.040 --> 0:10:49.440 along the way, and I. 0:10:49.800 --> 0:10:53.640 Like, sorry, love, oh love, And then I know I'm 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:58.880 mash doing a British Irish Irish, but I go Irish 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:02.840 whenever I leave America. But I think that, but the 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:04.760 things to the UK, I love this. Sorry, I love shit. 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:07.600 I love all that sweet talk. I think it's fun. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:10.480 Oh yeah, oh yeah, you mean you're not. 0:11:10.440 --> 0:11:14.679 Like no, no, no, how dare you? 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:14.800 No? 0:11:14.840 --> 0:11:16.800 But I just mean, like I loved when I was 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.199 in London doing my show, like the ticket takers, I 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:20.600 could have cried the theater like he. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:24.440 Know, darling, Oh can I take that one? You love? 0:11:24.559 --> 0:11:27.960 Oh I'm sorry those who are British are you know 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:30.960 cringing at my I'll fetishize you till the day I die, 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:33.880 that kind of and yeah, sorry, it changes the culture. 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:35.719 I mean, they've got their own stuff going on there, 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:36.280 that's wild. 0:11:36.360 --> 0:11:38.800 But but I can become that when you just did 0:11:38.800 --> 0:11:42.240 that character though with the dolling. Okay, okay, I actually 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:46.640 heard I I flashed back to like my theater running 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:48.840 in London, and I was like, I feel like I 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:53.440 remember a couple there were some women that had that 0:11:53.559 --> 0:11:57.880 tone and darling stung like like the thing on my ankle. Yeah, 0:11:57.960 --> 0:12:00.400 do you know what I'm saying? Well, of course it's vessel. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.920 It can be a huge vessel for aggression. Yeah, but 0:12:03.520 --> 0:12:04.280 sometimes when. 0:12:04.120 --> 0:12:06.800 I put a certain kind I mean, dare I say it? 0:12:06.840 --> 0:12:07.800 Is it? The men like that? 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.560 I just like like the sort of bartender like right, 0:12:10.559 --> 0:12:14.200 like you know, you know, like topping. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.720 Me off, like top you off, like I'm not doing. 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:21.400 Folks. When I actually I didn't lose it. But I 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.960 had a thing where going to see a friend's music show. 0:12:24.200 --> 0:12:26.480 Classic situation where it's like you're on the list right, 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.400 immediately panic right because it's not going to work. Something's 0:12:29.440 --> 0:12:30.200 going to happen, you know. 0:12:30.400 --> 0:12:32.880 And I go up. It often doesn't. Well, I go up, doesn't. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.400 Eventually I'm on the list. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:40.280 I get VIP wristband and I get a special ticket 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:42.960 that says, oh I'm watching in the balcony. Right, I 0:12:43.040 --> 0:12:44.320 go get in line. The guy. 0:12:44.840 --> 0:12:47.760 They are miserable, some of the most miserable men I've encountered. 0:12:48.760 --> 0:12:51.600 God bless. It's fine, but they go, oh, where's your ticket? 0:12:52.040 --> 0:12:55.040 And I went, oh, I just kind of I was like, 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:57.480 I didn't have a ticket. And I show him my 0:12:57.960 --> 0:12:59.920 He goes, you need to take band, and I go, 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:02.400 I have to go wait back in the line and 0:13:02.440 --> 0:13:06.120 the woman I go, oh, hi, I didn't. The guy 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:07.520 is saying I need a ticket to get let in. 0:13:07.600 --> 0:13:09.559 He goes. She goes, yeah, you need a ticket to 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:10.200 get into the show. 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:12.800 I go, yeah, no, no, of course, but yeah, you 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:16.920 gave me this time bad And I can feel my 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.160 heart starts pounding, and I go, yeah, no, of course 0:13:19.200 --> 0:13:21.560 you gave me this. And I show her the ticket, 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.280 I show her the wristband, I show her the thing. 0:13:23.679 --> 0:13:25.160 She goes, what's your name? 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:25.679 Looks it up. 0:13:25.720 --> 0:13:28.720 She goes it says you have a ticket. I go, yeah, 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:31.360 I think they probably left it. I go, no, I 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:32.560 don't have a ticket for you. But it says you 0:13:32.600 --> 0:13:34.360 have a ticket, and I go, well, I don't have 0:13:34.440 --> 0:13:37.160 a ticket. I never received a ticket. Is this not 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:38.199 valid for a ticket? I mean? 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.160 This was. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:44.800 She I'm sorry? She was enjoying keeping me out of 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:46.800 the show. It was just I felt that there was 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:49.000 a pleasure, and I go, I get it. No, I'm 0:13:49.040 --> 0:13:51.480 sure people are rude at the booth. Oh yeah, I 0:13:51.480 --> 0:13:53.160 mean well, by the way, I guess who, I'm ready 0:13:53.200 --> 0:13:55.600 guess who I'm ready to drag through the mud and 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:59.760 all fucking Oh, here comes the season. Desist bitch. Ady 0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:03.760 T is a scam. And when I say scam, I 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:07.200 don't mean it's an actual I'll say. Here's what I'll say. 0:14:07.600 --> 0:14:10.200 I grew up with fear all around, ady T. 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:14.240 Okay, the point is I've been I think the thing 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:18.120 about agg charge you so much? I have the most 0:14:18.160 --> 0:14:20.640 At my current place, I have the most. I don't 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.040 have cameras, I don't have a doorbell camera, any of that. Yeah, 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:26.720 I just have the most basic. Right. Oh, I realized 0:14:26.720 --> 0:14:31.080 now I've been charged an amount that is so so egregious. 0:14:30.800 --> 0:14:35.520 That it would make monthly geese across the country. Yeah. 0:14:35.600 --> 0:14:38.400 I'll tell you right now, I've been charged seventy dollars 0:14:38.440 --> 0:14:41.160 a month for ADT, which, by the way, guess who 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:43.840 flagged this as being as being a high charge. Rocket money, 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:47.760 Rocket money. Yeah, seventy rocket money. Said this seems high. 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:52.480 I go, interesting, Yeah, really, Hi, So guess what I've 0:14:52.520 --> 0:14:55.640 moved over to simply Safe Bitch, which and this is 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.320 not an AD, and apparently they do do massive podcast ads, 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:00.720 so I believe it or not. Well, there's an organic 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.080 integrated AD half the price. Yeah, because the whole thing 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.000 is that ADT like they get kickbacks from the real 0:15:06.080 --> 0:15:07.040 estate companies or whatever. 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:07.360 The fuck. 0:15:07.440 --> 0:15:09.240 So they tried you up the. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:12.280 And I'll stop. I'll just say this was on the. 0:15:12.200 --> 0:15:14.360 Phone for an hour of fifteen minutes to talk to 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:18.040 eight eight different people, each one giving me different answers. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:20.720 Was shocking, and I never lost it at the and 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.080 I go, I got. But then yesterday I cancel the account. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:25.600 Yesterday I get three missed calls from them, and I 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:28.360 call anyway, I just who cares. But the point is, 0:15:28.880 --> 0:15:31.520 and some of the customer storce reps. I was having 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:34.000 fun with them. We were laughing, Oh it's Funday, Oh 0:15:34.080 --> 0:15:36.040 my god, we're that far from Friday. I didn't I know, 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.880 right not to go one to stay with ADYT just 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:40.920 for this person. Yeah, and then one of them actually 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:42.640 says to me, Yeah, they're gonna do this because they 0:15:42.640 --> 0:15:44.440 want you to just like stay, so they're just going 0:15:44.480 --> 0:15:46.840 to keep bouncing you around and fucking with you. They 0:15:46.840 --> 0:15:48.160 didn't say that, but they said, you know, they're going 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:50.840 to keep passing you around because they just want to 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:53.800 lock you in. I go, finally honesty in this business. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:56.760 But anyway, yeah, it's a it's my own senile thing 0:15:56.800 --> 0:15:58.680 of just being like, well, if it's more, then I 0:15:58.720 --> 0:15:59.320 guess no. 0:15:59.560 --> 0:16:01.200 More. A better charge. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.680 Doesn't mean you're more safe, you know what I'm trying 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.320 to say. The point is it's like I'm powered myself, 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:07.920 and I went as simply safe. 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:15.040 Guzzling out of an airwan jar, guzzling element water. But 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:18.360 by the way, about your electrolytes, Wait, how are you 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:22.120 able to afford element or the honey free? 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:23.160 The free stuff? 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:26.400 Okay, I ran out of the free stuff because you 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:27.000 know one day. 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:31.840 I've been using one a day since we first got them. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.200 Except I don't drink. I can't read the chocolate and 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:36.920 the caramel flavors. By the way, I know that it's grows. 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:37.120 I know. 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:38.520 I got you all excited about it because I was 0:16:38.560 --> 0:16:41.600 doing it as hot cocoa, and that hot drink is okay, No, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:42.640 you can't do it cold. 0:16:42.680 --> 0:16:43.760 Oh my god, only you. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:44.240 Can't do it. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:50.320 But it's I put my my my electrolytes in four 0:16:51.280 --> 0:16:52.920 and I take it to Tracy. So that's why I'm 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:57.480 guzzling during class. So it has to be a it's 0:16:57.520 --> 0:16:59.960 a cold drink, you know, I mean a room temperature drink. 0:17:00.160 --> 0:17:03.960 So I'm going I went to order it, but I 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:05.720 forgot there was one other piece of the pharmacy thing, 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:09.160 which was so then the other moment was, oh my god, 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.159 it was so fucked up. So I go over to 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:14.240 the pick up area and I'm buying three pills for 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.280 like two hundred and seventy dollars to buy me a 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:17.800 few days to see if maybe it's going to come 0:17:17.800 --> 0:17:22.240 from Canada, right, And we go through that with this, 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:24.879 you know, and I'm re explaining the whole scenario every time, 0:17:25.600 --> 0:17:27.080 and then it's like, what's your birthday? 0:17:27.119 --> 0:17:28.240 And so now I just go up and I go, 0:17:28.680 --> 0:17:30.080 can I just let's just start by. 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.040 I'll just give you my name and my birthday, pull 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:34.479 up my information because they're gonna do it anyway, yea. 0:17:34.720 --> 0:17:35.919 And then they're like, well, what's going on? 0:17:36.000 --> 0:17:38.359 Whatever, it doesn't matter, so they're not like that, actually 0:17:38.440 --> 0:17:44.160 that's not at all what They're like, Okay, so I'm 0:17:44.160 --> 0:17:47.040 handled over at the at the pickup window, I buy 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.840 the three pills, and I go just so there's not 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:50.119 a whole thing, because there was a whole thing with 0:17:50.160 --> 0:17:51.800 central filling and this whole it was stuck and they 0:17:51.840 --> 0:17:53.600 couldn't even though they had the medicine right there, they 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:57.199 couldn't legally move it from the other thing. Whatever it's like. 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:00.680 So I go home medlists again. Okay, well it's they've 0:18:00.720 --> 0:18:03.119 got it behind the counter. But so I pick up 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:04.879 three and I go, how do I ensure that in 0:18:04.920 --> 0:18:07.440 a few days I can come back and buy another 0:18:07.520 --> 0:18:10.399 three or whatever like not when I come back, you 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.080 have to reprocess the whole thing because you've sent it 0:18:13.119 --> 0:18:15.879 back or whatever whatever weirdness is going on there. And 0:18:15.920 --> 0:18:19.480 they're like, go over to you know, the pharmacist line, 0:18:20.080 --> 0:18:23.600 like the drop off line, right and just have them 0:18:23.640 --> 0:18:26.600 run it now so it'll be begin to be processed. 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:29.280 And then and so I go on over the line. 0:18:29.840 --> 0:18:32.119 I'd explain to that guy who's ten feet away from 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:36.480 the woman I was dealing with, and he just doesn't understand. 0:18:37.359 --> 0:18:42.080 And I'm explaining and explaining and explaining, and I'm just saying, 0:18:42.119 --> 0:18:43.399 I'm just trying to put this in so in a 0:18:43.480 --> 0:18:45.199 few days I can come back and either buy it 0:18:45.200 --> 0:18:49.680 and either pay the money, or the thing has not happened, 0:18:49.960 --> 0:18:51.680 like the stuff has come for me and I don't 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.280