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Speaker 3: Episode four of Dirt Daly's II Guys Say production of iHeartRadio.
Speaker 3: This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
Speaker 3: into America, share consciousness. I'm tired. What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Like a Stephen Wright bit right now? I'm tired man.
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Speaker 3: Los Angeles and I was I was upped waiter as
Speaker 3: your bedtime past my bedtime, Our young our youngest super
Speaker 3: producers like talking about you know, coming back from an
Speaker 3: amazing trip clubbing and doing all this stuff. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I stayed up two hours past my bedtime and I
Speaker 3: am destroying. My brain is non functioning. It is Thursday,
Speaker 3: October fifth, twenty twenty three. Uh huh, you know what
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Speaker 4: Miles ten to five, good buddy, or see, I've got
Speaker 4: the hiccups.
Speaker 3: We'll disclose.
Speaker 4: I got hiccups right now. It's also National Get Funky Day.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that is, National Rhode Island Dad
Speaker 4: Day by white people.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what's wild? The image is a white
Speaker 3: woman in afrok I yes, that is exactly what popped
Speaker 3: into my head when I heard it was National Funky,
Speaker 3: Get Fucky, Get Funky Day. Put on your afro wigs.
Speaker 4: I'm not I'm not going to do this. Also the
Speaker 4: Wig Apple Betty Day, So if you like that bait, dude,
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Speaker 4: So there it is for you folks. It's also please
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Speaker 3: To heal my mount pickups to day, Yeah, pickup Day.
Speaker 3: It's National hiccup Day on this on this broadcast National
Speaker 3: coffin hiccup Day. My name is Jack O'Brien, AKA, who's
Speaker 3: this piss king that got me sniffing? He's the piss king,
Speaker 3: Not mister Pfizer did the piss thing to fight off COVID.
Speaker 3: He's a piss king. Oh oh, that's courtesy Blinky Heck,
Speaker 3: I'm Marie. One thing underrated song in reference to our
Speaker 3: piss king Aaron Rodgers who tried to cure his We
Speaker 3: don't have it on officially on record that he used
Speaker 3: to piss the urine therapy, but he just looks like
Speaker 3: he smells like he used urine therapy to try and
Speaker 3: immunite when he said, yeah, I've been immunized, but had
Speaker 3: his own method for doing it. Yeah, it's doing pistolbacks.
Speaker 3: That's right. To be joined as always by my co
Speaker 3: host mister Miles Gray. Miles Gray and apropos of nothing.
Speaker 3: I'm bad with money, please man, mo me. I'm broke
Speaker 3: as fuck now baby, now will you bailed me out? Okay?
Speaker 4: Shout out to was that Rando Dixon art? We just
Speaker 4: said apropos of nothing. I'm every woman, but just I'm
Speaker 4: bad with money, so I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: Are none of my business. Yeah, yeah, you know it
Speaker 3: is what it is. Shout out to Rando Dixon art
Speaker 3: appreciate there, you go appreciate that well, Miles. We are
Speaker 3: thrilled fortunate to be joined in our third seat by
Speaker 3: an award winning stand up comedian at tour TV writer
Speaker 3: you see doing stand up on Fallon and Colbert acting
Speaker 3: in Super Troopers to please welcome to this show, the
Speaker 3: very funny Graham Cat.
Speaker 5: Wow, thank you you found you found my old bio
Speaker 5: before I found up the super Troopers too from it,
Speaker 5: but thank you for having me on. I appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Are now you Miles? You sang that song about not
Speaker 5: being good with money? Is that a PayPal hat you're wearing? Yep, yep, Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 5: I just wanted to know just I like the PayPal hat.
Speaker 4: It's like, as a podcaster man, you gotta you gotta
Speaker 4: just sell everything out.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'll wear the hat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 6: The blue hat with a white pea on it. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I wish I did all this actually right.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: But also a lot of tennis players are like, is
Speaker 4: that prince like the racket company?
Speaker 3: Oh that makes rackets. It's a it's kind of like
Speaker 3: a rorshack test. Honestly the hat.
Speaker 7: So for podcasts, it's for you profession podcast because you
Speaker 7: I need to get we need to get T shirts
Speaker 7: that we wear these recordings that just say podcast.
Speaker 3: Internet. Yeah, Internet funny jokes. Yes, what's good? Graham? Where
Speaker 3: are you coming to us from Brooklyn, New York? Didn't
Speaker 3: already have this conversation?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, No, I'm where I'm come. I'm coming to
Speaker 5: you from downtown America. That's right, Brooklyn, New York.
Speaker 3: It is. It's a lovely day. You stay dry in
Speaker 3: the past seven days in Brooklyn, I was in I
Speaker 3: was doing shows in Canada and it was beautiful there,
Speaker 3: and then when I landed in New York, it was
Speaker 3: beautiful and dry, and I just missed it. You just
Speaker 3: bring that in, you manifest that. That's right climate. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's wild.
Speaker 4: Though we were talking about how wasn't it you Jack,
Speaker 4: You're like, I can't believe that resilient New York is
Speaker 4: in the sense You're like, one day right back, the
Speaker 4: clips are like the bus is flooded and people are
Speaker 4: stranded in the subway, and then the next day swallowed
Speaker 4: by a whirlpool circle.
Speaker 3: And then you called New Yorkers and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're good, We're good. I'm just about to step into
Speaker 3: the subway. I'll call you when I get off. What
Speaker 3: the do you mean how? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I will say that all of those things, like all
Speaker 5: they it's like all those things were real and awful,
Speaker 5: but it's like each neighborhood had one intersection that's low. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's where it rappened, and everywhere else is fine. It's
Speaker 5: just everyone's uh, gets their cameras out for that part.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just where all the rat piss goes and
Speaker 4: a rat piss whirlpool and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, and that's there. That's how you get
Speaker 3: to Narnia. That's right, grossa dive heroine Narnia. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: an abandoned stop on the A train.
Speaker 4: It's spelled g n A R and Narnia.
Speaker 3: That T shirt we got, We got good T shirts
Speaker 3: coming out of this. That's good. It's a rat in
Speaker 3: Narnia to.
Speaker 5: An abandoned subway station where there's a guy down there
Speaker 5: just eating out of like a trash can. Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 8: That's right.
Speaker 4: Somehow, my boy, I didn't even know that was a job.
Speaker 3: Now play this, play me my favorite song. On the
Speaker 3: in Narnia. All right, well, Graham, we are very excited
Speaker 3: to have you on the show, and we're gonna get
Speaker 3: to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
Speaker 3: a couple of things we're talking about. Miles. Yep, we've
Speaker 3: been fucking up, man up. We called it too early
Speaker 3: on the McCarthy thing. We were like, he got by
Speaker 3: squeaked it out, but he's still the speaker and like
Speaker 3: as we like hit stop on our recording, the motherfucker
Speaker 3: he's out. He's out. So we're gonna talk about that
Speaker 3: and the fun little fellow that he's been replaced by. Yeah,
Speaker 3: is that a giant chair behind him or is he
Speaker 3: a child sized human? It's I mean, we've seen many
Speaker 3: people sit in that chair, but he it's like his
Speaker 3: overall stature does make it. It feels like that that
Speaker 3: the photo of the bidens with the carters, Yeah, without
Speaker 3: the lens distortion.
Speaker 4: It's just like, I don't know, man, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4: And then based on videos I've seen, Yeah, he's he
Speaker 4: is a short king.
Speaker 3: Peter Jackson used forced perspective to take this photograph for
Speaker 3: some prison. Yeah, so, and he can he can swing
Speaker 3: a hammer though man.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's a fucking gabl asshole. All right, ipect
Speaker 4: the boy can swing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're gonna talk about that, talk about the
Speaker 3: conspiracy theories coming together around that emergency alert that we
Speaker 3: all got yesterday minutes early. Felt like it came a
Speaker 3: couple of minutes earlier. I got eleven eighteen, two minutes early,
Speaker 3: two minutes early. But anyways, there were some fun conspiracy theories.
Speaker 3: We got to check in with the elderly see what
Speaker 3: they think is happening in the country. Miles, we fucked
Speaker 3: up again. Yeah, we the big time. Man mean, girls
Speaker 3: Day was on Tuesday and we didn't even tell the
Speaker 3: people that it was a girls day. My bad, that's
Speaker 3: on me, man. Yeah. Anyways, we're gonna talk about all
Speaker 3: of that plenty more. But first, Graham, we do like
Speaker 3: to ask our guests, what is something from your search history?
Speaker 5: Well, if I skip over all the moms with huge
Speaker 5: jugs searches thumbnails obviously thumbnail thumbnail, jpeg, jpeg jpeg. Yeah,
Speaker 5: this one's kind of embarrassing. It was let me look
Speaker 5: it up here. It's h David Foster Wallace on being
Speaker 5: entire yourself. Now, that is something that a man of
Speaker 5: my age would quote who wishes he read more and
Speaker 5: want and wants to figure out who they are? Would
Speaker 5: google this is a midlife crisis of a search. Yeah,
Speaker 5: do you write something good on being yourself? It's just
Speaker 5: a YouTube video.
Speaker 3: It's a commencement speech, right yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Speaker 3: and it it.
Speaker 5: It's probably the most embarrassing thing I've ever And I'm
Speaker 5: just alone in my home office being like, how do
Speaker 5: I know who I am?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, let me watch this guy tell me?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this guy who wore a bandana, he was really
Speaker 4: stuck that ship. Yeah, I mean, does you think he
Speaker 4: was copying Brett Michaels or was Brett Michaels copying him?
Speaker 3: It's it feels like, ye, did Captain Leue Albano come first?
Speaker 3: Like we really don't know? He can say, like I
Speaker 3: I do, like what I wish somebody had asked to
Speaker 3: Davin Foster Wallace like why maybe they did? Haven't Like
Speaker 3: does he touch on it in his on being Yourself commencement?
Speaker 3: Like for instance, look at this fucking thing that I'm
Speaker 3: wrong and.
Speaker 4: Was like, uh what why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's whatever. I Devin Foster wall is foremost intellectual
Speaker 3: of your generation. What the fuck with the bandana?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Great here, but that bandana is not.
Speaker 4: It is accept who you are and be yourself unless
Speaker 4: you're balding. Cover that up shameful like rock. There's a
Speaker 4: picture of him in two thousand and six and he's
Speaker 4: rocking a full full head of hair. Yeah, two years
Speaker 4: before you passed. So you know I didn't I made
Speaker 4: Is it entirely aesthetic?
Speaker 3: I don't know. David Foster Wallace fans dial in, let
Speaker 3: us know about the df to Oh and the lines
Speaker 3: are lighting up? My lighting up, David Foster Wallace fans
Speaker 3: who all use land lines. Yeah, I feel like I got.
Speaker 3: I got into a real David Foster Wallace hole in
Speaker 3: like my early thirties and like starting to take his
Speaker 3: books out of the library, tried to read infinite gest
Speaker 3: Yeah that's what you do, you know, Like I got
Speaker 3: really dedicated, Like I really tried. I got like a
Speaker 3: couple of hundred pages in okay to that shit. Like,
Speaker 3: you know, I don't know that anybody's ever made it
Speaker 3: that far. I haven't checked the record on how far
Speaker 3: the furthest anyone ever made it into infinite jest before.
Speaker 5: But a fun thing to do is When someone says
Speaker 5: they've read David Foster Wallas in an infinite jest, you
Speaker 5: go especially, you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you think of the ending? Crazy?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 3: Watch them? Did you think of all the spaceship were crazy? Dude?
Speaker 3: Wasn't expected, dude. The non fiction was really good though.
Speaker 3: There the the I think Big Red Sun is his
Speaker 3: like magazine, like long ass magazine piece on the porn industry.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend that. Did he read did he write
Speaker 3: one an essay on on taking a cruise? I think
Speaker 3: he did? Yeah, like a supposedly fun thing that I'll
Speaker 3: never do. Yeah, yeah, I remember that too. Yeah that
Speaker 3: was good. That was good. So we're learning people.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Meanwhile, I'm like, I haven't read a single fucking thing.
Speaker 4: I had to read his whole damn name. It's too
Speaker 4: many as any names.
Speaker 5: So anyway, my life's in shambles. Yeah, yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: What is what something you think is overrated? Cake?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't. I think I've always thought cake
Speaker 3: is stupid. You're a pimon. It's just bread. I'm a pymon.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's just bread. We have you can eat bread
Speaker 5: whenever you want. It's bread with uh with with sugar
Speaker 5: on top.
Speaker 3: M hm. Yeah, I don't pancakes too. Why would you
Speaker 3: eat a pancake.
Speaker 5: It's not good unless you put butter on it, and
Speaker 5: like a bunch of other stuff, it's just dry.
Speaker 6: Yeah, hard disagree, but you're entitled to your opinion about
Speaker 6: what flapjacks dry flat. Well, I'm not saying dry flapjacks,
Speaker 6: but like you, like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Say I hate cereal because you have to put milk
Speaker 3: on it to make it wet. Like that's you know,
Speaker 3: it's still dry.
Speaker 4: There's never But here's the thing about a flapjack. There's
Speaker 4: never an amount of syrup. You put the syrup on
Speaker 4: and you empty the thing and then if you like,
Speaker 4: that's enough, and then you talk to your friend, and
Speaker 4: then you look back and it's dry again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's because it has absorbed it and it's like
Speaker 3: a slurry. Yeah. It grows like one of those like
Speaker 3: sponge toy things, like one of those little like dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: Shrink it in water, Yeah, like a shrinky dank. Sometimes
Speaker 3: I still I still enjoy it because I sometimes I
Speaker 3: am eating for sustenance and sometimes I am eating as
Speaker 3: a means too, like sugar delivery method. I just want
Speaker 3: as much sugar delivered to my body as possible, as
Speaker 3: quickly and efficiently as possible, and just drink the syrup.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, well it's the pancakes. Okay, all right, the
Speaker 3: pancake down the syrup. Okay, I'm taking notes here, pancakes,
Speaker 3: Just fucking marry the butter and that ship. Yeah you're good.
Speaker 3: Wait what's your favorite pie though? Apple rubarb? Oh? Wait?
Speaker 3: What is?
Speaker 9: What?
Speaker 4: Does that even taste like? I never even had? Every
Speaker 4: time I see it in my mind, I'm I guess
Speaker 4: not for me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's definitely like a you know, probably
Speaker 5: the amount of if you were divide the divide the
Speaker 5: races that have eaten rhubarb, it's ninety nine percent white people.
Speaker 4: I assume gotta gotta got it. But what's the flavor bring.
Speaker 3: Me to your white people world?
Speaker 5: I would say, Well, okay, here's the about rubarb is
Speaker 5: it's gross when you eat it out of the ground,
Speaker 5: but it's like an onion. When you cook it, it
Speaker 5: caramelizes and becomes very very sweet. Oh so it's it's
Speaker 5: like a very it's very sugar dnse uh sweet.
Speaker 3: It's very hard to describe.
Speaker 5: I've only ever sort of eaten it mixed with other
Speaker 5: things in my form, but it just sort of like
Speaker 5: it's like it's basically like putting a sweetener in your coffee.
Speaker 5: It just takes bub Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: So it's like if you want, if you like apple pie,
Speaker 4: put some rootbarb in there.
Speaker 5: It's like an apple enhancer. You can't put more apple in,
Speaker 5: but you can put rutbarbin to give it like a
Speaker 5: pau you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's yeah, it's so good. I wish I could have.
Speaker 4: When I was a kid, I was like, why can't
Speaker 4: I just have like a birthday pie.
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 5: And ever everyone would be like bombed at me, like
Speaker 5: you know, and we'd have to I'd always come to
Speaker 5: be so difficult.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, damn it, Graham again with the birthday pie.
Speaker 5: Fuck Like you didn't have a lot of friends, kept
Speaker 5: trying to invite them over for my birthday pie.
Speaker 3: Yeah. How much of the work is being done by
Speaker 3: the fact that rhubarb is one of the great words
Speaker 3: in existence? Like is it does it keep getting added
Speaker 3: to pies just for linguistic effect or is it an
Speaker 3: actual like great ingredient? Like would it be would it
Speaker 3: be added that often if if it was just named
Speaker 3: like I never I never took into account the fact
Speaker 3: that I might be a sheeple. I'm not saying that,
Speaker 3: don't Yeah, I think, oh it's very possible. I mean
Speaker 3: the joker had that line where he was like, never
Speaker 3: rub another man's rhubarb, And it doesn't make sense at all.
Speaker 3: But it's just like a fun word to get your
Speaker 3: mouth around, you know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm glad my perception of rubarb.
Speaker 5: No, it's a great word. It's got a rube in it.
Speaker 5: I love calling people a rube. Oh yeah, I'm a
Speaker 5: I'm a proud rube. I don't know what's going on
Speaker 5: with anything. I always have a piece of hay sticking
Speaker 5: on the side of my mouth. And it is your
Speaker 5: pie holiday, as we were discussing before we started recording,
Speaker 5: but you do hail from the Great White North. It's
Speaker 5: my pies holiday.
Speaker 4: It's well thanks your pie, yes, thanks Giving not a
Speaker 4: bit of a you know, pie event.
Speaker 3: It's a pie party, my friend. But it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: it's like pumpkin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well which Canadian ziking? I hope you,
Speaker 4: I hope you turned it up with them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope everyone's having a great Canadian Thanks, thank
Speaker 3: you so much. It means a lot. Of course, I'll
Speaker 3: tell people, would you belong for us? Thank you to
Speaker 3: all of them, to all of them. Mm hmm. What
Speaker 3: is something you think is underrated? Small phones? Phones are
Speaker 3: getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
Speaker 5: I have a I have an iPhone Mini thirteen, and
Speaker 5: I just it's a it's a thirteen. Yeah, but it's tiny.
Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt my hand. It's tiny. It's I could
Speaker 5: fit my pocket. Everyone every time they see my phone,
Speaker 5: they go especially now that I'm dating again, They're like,
Speaker 5: girls are like, what is that phone?
Speaker 3: Do you have an iPhone five?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 4: I make a decent living. I'm a provider. I like
Speaker 4: a smaller phone. Normalize a smaller phone. That's all I'm
Speaker 4: saying it is. I mean, they are getting so big
Speaker 4: to the point like I even like I like, you
Speaker 4: know more people like men where like cross by bags
Speaker 4: or have like a smaller bag.
Speaker 3: Now that carry's because the phone takes up fucking eighty
Speaker 3: percent of your pocket.
Speaker 4: I'm like at the cross roads too, or that I
Speaker 4: feel like I'm about to dial it back because it
Speaker 4: like just makes my it looks so like I already
Speaker 4: have thick legs, so when I put something in my pockets,
Speaker 4: it just basically accentuates.
Speaker 3: It in a way. Then, right, just very attractive.
Speaker 5: I'm just I'm just wearing shorts using the regular pockets
Speaker 5: that comes with wow. Walking around yeah, people go, do
Speaker 5: you have did you drive here? Do you have do
Speaker 5: you have a bag somewhere stashed? I'm like, no, this
Speaker 5: is it. I got everything I need? Yeah, every day
Speaker 5: carry right here and walking out with with with a
Speaker 5: tablet slung around my shoulder.
Speaker 4: What's the biggest phone? Did you like have like a
Speaker 4: bigger foat? Like, what was the biggest you went before?
Speaker 4: You're like, fuck this all twelve Max? Oh you did
Speaker 4: twelve Max.
Speaker 3: I'm a twelve Max bitch right now? Oh yeah, yeah, come.
Speaker 4: On, Pojack, I lost it. What happened was is this
Speaker 4: is my this is this is my story.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I went to the airport, like a five am flight
Speaker 5: or whatever, exhausted. I'm sitting in the back of an Uber,
Speaker 5: my twelve Max on on the My black twelve Max
Speaker 5: is beside me on the on.
Speaker 3: The Uber seat.
Speaker 5: I'm holding up and I'm like, I have like a
Speaker 5: banana for a little snack. Uber drops me off. I
Speaker 5: get out, grab the banana. Uber drives off with my phone.
Speaker 5: I'm holding a banana, left my phone.
Speaker 3: Did you pick up the banana like lift picks up? No?
Speaker 5: And so anyway, so I went to my destination without
Speaker 5: a phone, and I had to pick up a cheap
Speaker 5: phone just for like the weekend. And I got and
Speaker 5: this is like a couple of years ago, and uh,
Speaker 5: and I picked up an iPhone se an old one
Speaker 5: and that's like it was an iPhone five model like
Speaker 5: like bones of the iPhone five with the brain of
Speaker 5: an eight and and and.
Speaker 3: And I was like I felt like I was flying.
Speaker 3: I just stopped picking.
Speaker 5: I was like, oh my god, you put in your
Speaker 5: front pocket. I was like it was like putting a putting,
Speaker 5: like a tic tac in my pocket. I was like,
Speaker 5: this is amazing. And I've never gone back. And then
Speaker 5: I and then I was like when they come out with
Speaker 5: a mini because and then they came out with it,
Speaker 5: and then only old men like me, well they have
Speaker 5: to be exactly my age. Who remember the five you know,
Speaker 5: remember those there living? Yeah, but you can't be too
Speaker 5: old where you don't understand cell phones.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. So it's like I remember
Speaker 3: the fifth iPhone.
Speaker 5: Can anyway, they discontinued it because nobody wants it, and
Speaker 5: yeh yeah, well, well I feel like I could really
Speaker 5: take a flip phone again because I feel like that
Speaker 5: coincided with like where my life beaked in the ots.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I think also where my relationships to technology peaked,
Speaker 3: where it was like, if you need me, you can
Speaker 3: get here. But otherwise, like I don't need to constantly
Speaker 3: be reached or constantly be checking in with the giant
Speaker 3: screen that it's apparently been irradiating my groin for the
Speaker 3: past Oh for you, Yeah, do you know about that ground?
Speaker 3: I have heard news of his growing being radio You
Speaker 3: did notice it when you joined the call and saw eminating.
Speaker 3: It's like the briefcase and pump from my lap. We good, Jack,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we actually you really bad.
Speaker 8: But he's good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Alright, well this has been a pleasure. Let's take
Speaker 3: a quick break and.
Speaker 8: We'll come back and talk about some news.
Speaker 3: And we're back. We're back, and McCarthy, ah shit, we
Speaker 3: fucking got it wrong, Miles.
Speaker 4: I mean to come to us, Yeah, I mean to
Speaker 4: say unrefutable facts. We weren't claiming that it was that
Speaker 4: we're saying the first vote happened and he's got through.
Speaker 4: It's because the first motion failed and then they actually
Speaker 4: got to the real vote and it all took where
Speaker 4: eight Republicans to side with all the Democrats.
Speaker 3: We're like, we're not saving his ass. Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: here's a little became a little behind the scenes detail.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit about this story at all.
Speaker 8: I did not.
Speaker 3: I was fine getting this one wrong. Who cares. I
Speaker 3: will be shocked if this ever impacts anything other than
Speaker 3: introducing me to this fun little gal. I lost seventeen
Speaker 3: thousand follow dude. This completely humiliated. But like, so anyway,
Speaker 3: he's out. And apparently the thing that we learned yesterday
Speaker 3: to is apparently some moderate Republicans I don't even know
Speaker 3: what that word means anymore.
Speaker 4: Like private racists. Yeah, yeah, quiet, they were. They were
Speaker 4: calling up Democrats and begging.
Speaker 3: Them to save for Garthy.
Speaker 4: They're like, they said, had a bit of a begging
Speaker 4: dimension to the requests. So anyway, he's the first to
Speaker 4: be forced out as speaker, and he nearly took the
Speaker 4: crown for shortest tenure a speaker. But that title still
Speaker 4: belongs to a dude that died of consumption in the
Speaker 4: nineteenth century. So yeah, almost, you almost had it all, Kevin,
Speaker 4: You almost had it all. But the real fun part
Speaker 4: now is that with McCarthy out, it cleared the way
Speaker 4: for like the person to come into Deputies and that
Speaker 4: is Patrick McHenry from North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Get to meet another little weird, little weirdo.
Speaker 4: This man has not really been in the spotlight much recently,
Speaker 4: but he's definitely like a behind the scenes guy, especially
Speaker 4: like a big ally with McCarthy. That's why he was
Speaker 4: like in line to take over. If you know anything
Speaker 4: happened his first act as acting Speaker, evicting Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 4: from her law office that I think he wants for
Speaker 4: himself because she has like there's like hideaway offices that
Speaker 4: some members of Congress get to have access to. And
Speaker 4: he's like, yeah, yeah, you got to do you need
Speaker 4: to vacate. She's like, I'm in California for Dianne Feinstein's
Speaker 4: like funeral.
Speaker 3: He's like, yeah, yeah, I'm more on that later, you
Speaker 3: get it up.
Speaker 4: I went yeah, and it was And also former Majority
Speaker 4: Leader Stanny Hoyer also had to kick Rocks from his office.
Speaker 4: And this guy McHenry, he's been a real tough guy
Speaker 4: about shit ever since he got the gavel. And I
Speaker 4: just want to play a clip for those of you.
Speaker 4: I just implore you to try and look up this
Speaker 4: clip of McHenry gaveling out of the like adjourning the session,
Speaker 4: because this is some of the most agro fucking gavel
Speaker 4: bashing I think I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Just just listen Cher to Claire the house and recess
Speaker 3: subject to the call of the chair.
Speaker 4: Oh shit, yo, did just the fucking form on that
Speaker 4: one more time?
Speaker 3: Chair?
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, he's like he's it's like a guy who's
Speaker 4: like flying on drugs, playing a whack a Mole game.
Speaker 4: Like after it's over, I still fucking get him. It's
Speaker 4: a very I've never seen like like a cry for
Speaker 4: help be articulated in a like a bashing of the gavel.
Speaker 3: But here we are. Things are off, things are not
Speaker 3: where they should be in this man's interior world. It's
Speaker 3: it's wild. He he looks like mister Peanut is wearing
Speaker 3: pee wee Herman suit. Oh yeah, I was saying, he's
Speaker 3: like exactly pee wee Herman's suit, right, or like Leslie
Speaker 3: Jordan cosplaying as Pee Wee Herman or Tucker Carlson. There
Speaker 3: is something or yeah, or like a like Martin Short
Speaker 3: or Steve Wait, who am I thinking of? Uh, Steve
Speaker 3: Martin pretending to be Martin? Yes, Steve Martin Short, that's
Speaker 3: actually what it is, I think in the blend of
Speaker 3: all those. But yeah, he's just a super fucking tough guy.
Speaker 3: We loved it and he's fucking loving it. He looks
Speaker 3: like he spent most of his career getting bullied by
Speaker 3: Dick Cheney. Like he you know, like he just feels like.
Speaker 4: He's gotten teased with every in this weird way kind
Speaker 4: of becomes sort of starts to look like Dick Cheney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Dick Cheney's like, who who Dick Cheney.
Speaker 4: Bullies Like yeah, yeah, yeah, or this might be like
Speaker 4: Cheney micro, Dick Cheney, Mike Cheney exactly. But now comes
Speaker 4: the fucking real weird part, which is who the fuck
Speaker 4: are they going to pick to bring in as speaker?
Speaker 4: Marjorie Taylor Green a fucking ghost of Stonewall Jackson.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't. We don't fucking know quite yet. But
Speaker 3: one thing that people are saying over and over is
Speaker 3: fucking Donald Trump.
Speaker 4: Like there's so many people and I'm been like, I
Speaker 4: think Donald Trump would be great to become Speaker of
Speaker 4: the House.
Speaker 3: And no, real can't play basketball. Yeah no, truly, which is.
Speaker 4: Funny because their own their own fucking rules that they
Speaker 4: put through in January. This is this is actual rule
Speaker 4: the Republicans have right now in the House. Rule twenty
Speaker 4: six Temporary step aside of a member of Leadership who
Speaker 4: is indicted. A member of the Republican Leadership shall step
Speaker 4: aside if indicted for a film me for which a
Speaker 4: sentence of two or more years imprisonment may be imposed.
Speaker 3: So wait, who put that in the Republicans so that
Speaker 3: Trump couldn't.
Speaker 4: Be No, I don't think they ever were even thinking
Speaker 4: about They're just like, we gotta wrap this up, like
Speaker 4: we're trying to keep this like if you're we don't
Speaker 4: want any criminal Democrats or whatever. It's just some dumb
Speaker 4: shit anyway, It's just a rule, which means that's just
Speaker 4: like they're opinion. Man, So I think you guys are
Speaker 4: forgetting it that the Republican Party is the law and
Speaker 4: order party.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, think about that. Yeah, I've totally totally
Speaker 6: glossed over that part for sure.
Speaker 3: And yeah, and now so like the there's so much
Speaker 3: talk of Trump being there.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think the bigger issue is like it's
Speaker 4: like being speaker is like really procedural, like you'd have
Speaker 4: to fucking show up all the time, and Yo, that
Speaker 4: ain't fucking happening.
Speaker 3: So I think the reason I don't give a shit
Speaker 3: about this story is like I've never felt like an
Speaker 3: important story was affected by who the speaker was. Am
Speaker 3: I wrong about that? Well?
Speaker 4: It completely stops the business of the House, right, That's
Speaker 4: the big fuck up is like they can be like
Speaker 4: I ain't fuck We're only gonna look at bills that
Speaker 4: are calling Joe Biden a pirate, you know, fucking demon,
Speaker 4: pedophile or whatever the fuck it is. So really what
Speaker 4: this is, it's gonna serve to just cause more dysfunction.
Speaker 4: And really I think makes like a huge government like
Speaker 4: a government shutdown even more likely because they honestly there's
Speaker 4: no they really can't come to a consensus on who
Speaker 4: it could be, like on the Republican side. So yeah,
Speaker 4: what it means is that like legislation will grind to
Speaker 4: a fucking halt, and you know, there are a lot
Speaker 4: of things that need to still be funded that aren't
Speaker 4: necessarily like new legislation. But yeah, that's kind of that's
Speaker 4: where that's where it becomes a real fucking issue for
Speaker 4: people who might not think it means anything. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean it's appropriate.
Speaker 3: I guess that we just were talking about Speaker of
Speaker 3: the House and pedophile in the same sentence because talking
Speaker 3: about Dennis Haster, Dennis hasteror the one person like I
Speaker 3: guess he just like blended in with the wallpaper a
Speaker 3: little bit for and he was the Speaker of the
Speaker 3: House from nineteen ninety nine to two thousand and seven. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so like that's like when my brain was coming online
Speaker 3: as like paying attention to politics, and then he just
Speaker 3: turned out to be like a serial child predator, like
Speaker 3: a serial child moluster. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And it's funny
Speaker 3: too because Nancy Pelosi was even like I even let
Speaker 3: Denny Hastard keep his office once, like I took the
Speaker 3: gavel and wow, everyone's like, maybe you shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's not we're totally gonna gloss over who he is. Whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's like a fucking it's so funny that it's like
Speaker 3: a badge of honor for mainstream democrats that like the
Speaker 3: monsters that they've done business with, Like where Biden's like,
Speaker 3: this guy was a grand wizard in the KKK. We
Speaker 3: still have lunch together, and I, God damn it, I
Speaker 3: still respected the hell out of him. It's like, well,
Speaker 3: that's fucking bad man, That's not good. Jesus Christ. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get to some real danger. So Jack, enough of
Speaker 3: this bullshit. Let's check in with the old Let's check
Speaker 3: in with our parents generation, my parents' generation, I guess,
Speaker 3: because quite a few of them have just gone off
Speaker 3: the you know, Facebook, the meta deep end. And so
Speaker 3: you may have noticed that your phone started shrieking at
Speaker 3: you at eleven eighteen to eighteen yesterday depending on which
Speaker 3: time zone in the US eighteen yeah, yes, for those
Speaker 3: in Hawaii. But that was the test of the emergency
Speaker 3: alert system on everyone's phones, conducted by FEMA to ensure
Speaker 3: that systems continue to be effective means of warning the
Speaker 3: public about emergencies, particularly those on the national level. So
Speaker 3: you you mean the globalists? Yeah, thank you. Yeah. First
Speaker 3: of all, how is this not a plot point in
Speaker 3: an Oceans movie? Like, I feel like this is going
Speaker 3: to be like, because they tell you when it's going
Speaker 3: to be ahead of time. I'm wondering if that's why
Speaker 3: they threw it off by like a couple of minutes
Speaker 3: because Danny Ocean and his gang we're planning something. But yeah,
Speaker 3: like you you use the National test where mobile phones
Speaker 3: are momentarily down to like I don't know, Rob the
Speaker 3: Haig or some shit. I don't know what they do
Speaker 3: in those movies bring George Bush to the Hague. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but a story involving the combination of both FEMA and
Speaker 3: cell phones has obviously inspired a number of conspiracy theories online,
Speaker 3: suggesting that the alert will trigger microchips and vaccinated people,
Speaker 3: leading to the Great Replacement. And they've taken that and
Speaker 3: turned it into and that means they're gonna turn you
Speaker 3: into zombies, and therefore you should wrap your phone in
Speaker 3: aluminum foil and place it in the microwave for the day.
Speaker 3: One QAnon follower even posted that the alert will will
Speaker 3: activate the Marlburg virus and people who have been vaccinated
Speaker 3: and sadly turned them that quote, sadly turned some of
Speaker 3: them into zombies, a thing that the faue sadness.
Speaker 4: Yeah, unfortunately, you will be zombies and some other way,
Speaker 4: I will not have as itate to put one through
Speaker 4: your dome when you become a zombie, because I'm gonna
Speaker 4: protect my family and my you know, my Franklin mint
Speaker 4: eggs that I have here. But like, the thing is,
Speaker 4: like you've seen so many I've seen so many like
Speaker 4: anecdotal posts and people being like yo, like whether it's
Speaker 4: people showing text messages. Someone on Reddit posted like how
Speaker 4: their landlord is like we're turning off the power during
Speaker 4: like the time of the FEMA tests. So find a
Speaker 4: place to be for that. Stay away from your cell
Speaker 4: phones because this could be a potentially catastrophic event for everybody.
Speaker 3: And lords and parents, yeah are two coolest and most
Speaker 3: trustworthy categories of people, right.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean this is how, this is how
Speaker 4: Joe Biden's gonna Joe Biden's attacking the whole population. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I I have I have a different experience with my
Speaker 4: parents because I'm Canadian, so I have my parents are
Speaker 4: like they see those memes or whatever, those like screen
Speaker 4: grabs of older people in America or whomever, landlords, and
Speaker 4: they're like, you need to leave America now, right, They
Speaker 4: who already exists control your housing and your power. Get
Speaker 4: out of there.
Speaker 3: No, but it's the real ones. Yeah, God, you could
Speaker 3: become a zombie. You know how happy those people would
Speaker 3: be if, like, even one person who got the vaccine
Speaker 3: turned into a zombie. They it would be the greatest
Speaker 3: day of forty percent of the United States' life. Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Pretending that they would be sad is the funniest part
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 5: I don't think one person, one person who's vaccinated has
Speaker 5: a stroke, yeah, you know, and then just news helicopters
Speaker 5: will just send Bright Bart helicopters or probably a bus
Speaker 5: will just send and they'll be like, oh, this person
Speaker 5: turned to a zombie, and they're like, I just need
Speaker 5: to someone to take me to a hospital.
Speaker 4: In the first half hour, but all the power was off.
Speaker 3: It can even viile anything. My price for help went unheard.
Speaker 3: My phone was in the microwave. Yeah, but some of
Speaker 3: these quotes, my mom just told me in a panic
Speaker 3: that on October fourth, Joe Biden will use cell phones
Speaker 3: to attack the whole population of the United States. Something
Speaker 3: about a frequency that can harm and kill. This is
Speaker 3: the thing I really don't like. Even if you go
Speaker 3: to school enough, you kind of learn what's possible for
Speaker 3: the most part technologically, like on some level, like it's wild,
Speaker 3: like a level of ignorance and like hope to like
Speaker 3: sort I guess you know, a way to just the
Speaker 3: cognitive dissonance all coming together to be like, yeah, it's
Speaker 3: gonna we're taking leafs and bounds technologically here where now
Speaker 3: like a liquid injection has microchips that will be activated
Speaker 3: by a cell phone and then that in turn will
Speaker 3: turn you into a zombie because we've seen that technology
Speaker 3: be used before. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like.
Speaker 4: I'd sooner believe like I feel like obviously the entry
Speaker 4: point is something like a vaccine, something happened physically to
Speaker 4: someone after they had a reaction, versus like going just
Speaker 4: eons ahead and be like and then they will become
Speaker 4: mindless zombies that we will have to wage war against.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, it's always badly. Yeah, it's really wild.
Speaker 3: How how quickly some of their worldviews just crumbled with
Speaker 3: the advent of Facebook.
Speaker 5: Do you guys think that I've wondered this and I
Speaker 5: don't know what the answer is that in ten years
Speaker 5: when that generation, when a lot of them pass, will
Speaker 5: they be replaced with a newer generation of confused people
Speaker 5: who because that generation will be having to be more
Speaker 5: in tuned to technology, but this will believe it, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like GENOS is like getting pretty cranky
Speaker 3: and mis guys. Yeah, like I don't know, I hope not.
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't make sense that they would, right like
Speaker 3: they It does seem like this was a generation that
Speaker 3: was acutely ill prepared, Like just in talking to my
Speaker 3: parents about technology from the start, it's been right not
Speaker 3: you know, it's not it's not the easiest learning curve
Speaker 3: at a certain point, so.
Speaker 4: Right, which I wonder if that makes it like even
Speaker 4: easier for Gen X or like other younger generations to
Speaker 4: sort of fall victim to it because in our minds,
Speaker 4: you're like, dude, I fucking know, I get got by
Speaker 4: no bullshit, like I e my fucking grandma and then
Speaker 4: cut to it's like fuck it, man, they're out of
Speaker 4: foil at the fucking store. So I bought a bunch
Speaker 4: of Hershey kisses to wrap my phone in, you know, just.
Speaker 3: Die of diabetes. Yeah, I have to eat them. But
Speaker 3: it's just such a waste too. It's yeah, because the
Speaker 3: kids will keep getting more and more sophisticated. Like I
Speaker 3: feel like as long as our you know system is
Speaker 3: an exploitative version of capitalism, like the young people who
Speaker 3: are who understand the technology better than the older people,
Speaker 3: like they will continue to be smarter by a significant
Speaker 3: gap than the people who are retirement age, and therefore
Speaker 3: will probably continue unless like things change and we have
Speaker 3: a less exploitive version of techno capitalism, Like yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what We're probably just headed for a continuous loop of
Speaker 3: confused old people. But like, I don't know, it's just
Speaker 3: it's wild, Like what must it be doing to generations
Speaker 3: of kids and young adults to see their parents and
Speaker 3: grandparents just fully melting Just well, it's the same way,
Speaker 3: but you see this going the other direction to where
Speaker 3: grandparents write these fake Facebook posts and like I've lost
Speaker 3: my sweet granddaughter to the woke mind virus, right yeah,
Speaker 3: Like it's everyone's just saying goodbye in every direction. But
Speaker 3: I think the thing we need.
Speaker 4: Is like more YouTube pranksters to like do the FEMA
Speaker 4: alert zombie prank, like in a like an old like
Speaker 4: go to the villages in Florida and just like saying
Speaker 4: like only they get it, and they're like they're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: just I need to see I just need to see
Speaker 4: their world come to life and just see how they're
Speaker 4: gonna respond to that. Although that person may get attacked
Speaker 4: because they're so ready for it, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't know they will be shot in the head. Are
Speaker 4: you gonna do that?
Speaker 3: Within one second?
Speaker 5: A man's gonna come out with like a double barrel
Speaker 5: shotgun and be like.
Speaker 3: I was prepared. Yeah, it's happening. It's happening. I knew.
Speaker 3: I read bright Bart for a reason, Capell, you know,
Speaker 3: I just I do feel like when you take a
Speaker 3: step back, just like for some reason, I like, I
Speaker 3: think cause I'm tired. I was like reading these in
Speaker 3: a weird mindset, like these quotes in a weird mindset,
Speaker 3: and I was just like, this is really such a
Speaker 3: humiliating thing to have happened to your entire generation. It's
Speaker 3: like a skinner box like set to humiliation. Like it's
Speaker 3: just like, you will spend your the time when you're
Speaker 3: supposed to be like the gray eminence of your society,
Speaker 3: you will spend that time being so badly and easily
Speaker 3: tricked by the dumbest shit ever repeatedly.
Speaker 10: It's just like, yeah, it sucks, man, It's I don't know,
Speaker 10: like has that happened before, maybe like in history, but
Speaker 10: it has to do a weird thing where even if
Speaker 10: like gen X isn't so easily and badly and stupidly tricked,
Speaker 10: I feel.
Speaker 3: Like we'll be ready for that. We'll just be like, yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I can't trust people over the age of sixty at
Speaker 3: a certain point, so.
Speaker 5: We'll just get for gen X. We'll just get the
Speaker 5: remaining band member, like the remaining the surviving members of
Speaker 5: the Pixies, to just do a p s A. Right,
Speaker 5: Zombies aren't real, Yeah, you know they're.
Speaker 3: Like okay, okay, all right, Yeah, we'll take away your
Speaker 3: doc Martin's if you say zombies are real. No, okay, sorry, sorry,
Speaker 3: I don't know. And that all that being said, this
Speaker 3: generation is still in control of like most Fortune five
Speaker 3: hundred companies and the United States. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: what the fuck I'm talking about. The Yeah, they're fighting
Speaker 3: each other over it. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 3: We'll come back and talk. Me and girls. We'll be
Speaker 3: right back, and we're back. I hate to have to
Speaker 3: keep saying this, but guys, we fucked up. It's their
Speaker 3: duty to tell you that's on the world. All right,
Speaker 3: Miles and I fucked up. You can take take a
Speaker 3: knee for this one. It's our duty to tell you
Speaker 3: what is happening in the world of ideas and with
Speaker 3: your fellow humans. And we did not even mention that
Speaker 3: it was apparently on the third, on Tuesday of this week,
Speaker 3: it was mean Girl's Day. Yeah, we have to acknowledge
Speaker 3: when we failed and we fucked you here big time.
Speaker 3: I apologize. All I can do is try and be
Speaker 3: better going forward and catch next time it's mean Girl's Day.
Speaker 3: Because this is you guys missed out. You weren't ready
Speaker 3: when somebody at work was like, hey, did you see that,
Speaker 3: It's like mean Girl's Day or something, and you said
Speaker 3: what what? And then you're the and it's it's on us.
Speaker 3: It's on us. I feel like Don Zimmer after that
Speaker 3: fight that he had the Yankees. What do you say, I'm.
Speaker 4: Embarrassed, I'm embarsed. I'm sorry. That's what I feel like
Speaker 4: people should. Let us say I'm embarrassed through tears like
Speaker 4: that's exactly. Yes, That's how I feel like forty percent
Speaker 4: of the time. So just make it acceptable to say
Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed weeping. Wait, so it's mean Girl's Day because
Speaker 4: that date, October third was like referenced in the movie.
Speaker 3: In the movie, Yeah, okay, shit, what is wrong with us?
Speaker 3: It's Yeah, there's a scene in the movie where Lindsay
Speaker 3: Lohan says, on October third, he asked me what day
Speaker 3: it was, And people are like sick, this is we
Speaker 3: need something to distract us. Yeah. I saw a headline
Speaker 3: on the Internet that was like, Mariah Carey is gifting
Speaker 3: us with the holiday tour and we're here for it.
Speaker 3: I was just like, God, damn it, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: What is right with Yeah? We're just like, thank you, Mariah,
Speaker 3: Please please keep the the headlines coming. I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: We are here for it. I'm here for this content.
Speaker 4: Really, she is gifting you something that you're going to
Speaker 4: pay like thousands of dollars to partake in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she can. Here's a gift of an ad. Maybe
Speaker 3: the alert did activate the mad.
Speaker 4: Thank you Mariah, Mariah, I are we are here for it.
Speaker 3: We're here for it. Every zombie now. Yeah. But so,
Speaker 3: to celebrate this, paramount launched a Mean Girl's TikTok account
Speaker 3: posted the entire movie for free, broken up into twenty
Speaker 3: three clips because who says cinema is dead? Yeah, right,
Speaker 3: is the way it was intended to be seen by
Speaker 3: the filmmakers vertical video, broken up over twenty three clips
Speaker 3: on vertical video, so you can only see one character
Speaker 3: at a time, even group shot right right right.
Speaker 4: But it's just like so cynical because you're like, oh, nice, triassholes,
Speaker 4: your break. You're putting the movie on fucking TikTok essentially,
Speaker 4: but trying to.
Speaker 3: I don't know, is it the whole movie? We broke
Speaker 3: it up into twenty three different videos, so then they
Speaker 3: make a kind of they make ad revenue off of that,
Speaker 3: and that it's a type of ad revenue they don't
Speaker 3: have to share with the creators. So where's Lohan's cut?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 4: That's all I'm worried about, you know, where? Like, what's
Speaker 4: her what is she taking home after this?
Speaker 3: Nothing? Just Herbie the Love buggy residuals? Yeah yeah right, yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh was it fully loaded? What was it called Herbie?
Speaker 3: Herbie fully loaded? Herbie the Love Bug? I think, I
Speaker 3: think yeah, Herbie fully loaded? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: I'm not caught. I'm not caught.
Speaker 4: Up.
Speaker 3: I'm not brushed up on my hurt. The cannon on.
Speaker 4: The Herbie verse, well you brought it up, man, so
Speaker 4: it's I know, what did you think of the thing?
Speaker 3: The alien?
Speaker 8: Uh? The ending?
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 9: Chill vibes and I was here for it, and I
Speaker 9: was here for it. Weird ending where it like turns it.
Speaker 9: It turns out it's like a time loop where it
Speaker 9: just like the last scene actually feeds into the first
Speaker 9: scene and it's this infinite loop of Herbie's full of
Speaker 9: being fully loaded.
Speaker 3: I think you were just watching the TikTok on the loop.
Speaker 3: Oh shit just started over. But this seems to be
Speaker 3: something that media companies are doing more. In August, two
Speaker 3: Peacock shows premiered on TikTok, prompting a WGA strike Captain
Speaker 3: to be like, are we like accounting for whole episodes
Speaker 3: of TV being uploaded on TikTok and Twitter and our
Speaker 3: contracts now right? And I don't think they are, but
Speaker 3: they're like, you forced our hand. Now we're just going
Speaker 3: to dump things in the street because that's the only
Speaker 3: way that we can avoid paying you anything. Jesus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, keep your keep your eyes on your TikTok
Speaker 4: you might maybe you can watch like a new film
Speaker 4: or something and in a way that no one asked for.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it's like I know, like this is good.
Speaker 3: This is gonna be a thing.
Speaker 4: Like inevitably, as the industry is trying to figure out,
Speaker 4: they're like, well, we got to pay them more, but
Speaker 4: we gotta we gotta make line go up on Wall Street. Yeah,
Speaker 4: where like where are we going to find new pockets
Speaker 4: for this kind of ship? And this is like so cynical,
Speaker 4: like just putting a whole fucking movie on TikTok, Like
Speaker 4: it does feel pretty like a like an act of
Speaker 4: violence to the people involved in the film.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well Graham, Uh, it's been such a pleasure having you. Yeah,
Speaker 3: daily's like ice. Where can people find you? Follow you
Speaker 3: all that good stuff?
Speaker 5: You can follow me on Instagram at that's how you
Speaker 5: do it.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm yeah just just yeah, just slow down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna hit the shifty on your keyboard now
Speaker 4: look for the two.
Speaker 5: And if you have a small phone, you will not
Speaker 5: find that button. There's not enough space. Yeah, it's at
Speaker 5: mister Graham k m R. Then Graham is spelled like
Speaker 5: the cracker.
Speaker 3: And then k a y.
Speaker 5: I have to spell it out because there are no
Speaker 5: Grahams in America. Ten out of ten times in America
Speaker 5: when I tell someone my name is Graham, they go like.
Speaker 11: Gurg is it gg what Ham Ham named Ham in America?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Anyway, so it's Graham K. Mister at mister Graham on Instagram.
Speaker 5: I have a off Broadway solo show, which Pace magazine
Speaker 5: gave a nine point one.
Speaker 3: Out of ten.
Speaker 5: I assume it's out of ten, not out of one
Speaker 5: hundred out A nine point one nine point one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get it, and.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, it's it's Oproadway at the under Saint Mark's Theater.
Speaker 5: If you live in the New York area October fifth
Speaker 5: and seventh and twelfth and thirteenth and fourteenth, you can
Speaker 5: get tickets at grahamk dot com. Also, if you don't
Speaker 5: live in the New York area, I have a comedy special.
Speaker 5: I have the poster hung on the knobs of my
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Speaker 5: a Bowling Alley And that's on YouTube. And you're gonna
Speaker 5: want to go to ww dot shift key uh ram
Speaker 5: YouTube no YouTube anyway, you get it? Bye, thank you, thank.
Speaker 3: You, Is there workimedia you've been enjoying? Pardon me? Is
Speaker 3: there work media you've been enjoying? Work amedia?
Speaker 4: Yeah, workmedia, work media, social media.
Speaker 3: We work media, work of media, A work of media,
Speaker 3: My good sir, Oh sorry I had naneurism there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: really unclearly, jeez, work.
Speaker 5: In media that I mean, I I mean, I I've
Speaker 5: there are a bunch of friends work that I'm I'm
Speaker 5: really impressed with. I'm really happy to know them. My
Speaker 5: buddy Django Gold has a really funny comedy, especially if
Speaker 5: you put out on YouTube. He's a writer, a former
Speaker 5: writer on The Onion, former writer on Colbert.
Speaker 3: Really smart, weird guy, great joke writer. Yeah yeah, big fan.
Speaker 8: He uh.
Speaker 3: Jango was on this podcast, this very podcast. Not too
Speaker 3: makes sense And well all right, thanks man. Miles. Where
Speaker 3: can people find you? What's the work media you've been enjoying? Twitter?
Speaker 4: Instagram, shift to Miles of Gray wherever they got the
Speaker 4: shift to symbols at also find us on our basketball podcast.
Speaker 4: Miles and Jack got mad boosties this week. Wait, we're
Speaker 4: going through all the fucking wild shit that happened between
Speaker 4: episodes Game Going to the Bucks and Jimmy Butler a
Speaker 4: Media Day. It was such a good one. Also, The
Speaker 4: Good Thief is obviously the true crime show. And if
Speaker 4: you like ninety Day Fiance, catch me on for twenty
Speaker 4: Day Fiance. Some tweets I like, it's just this one
Speaker 4: is from at gary Wida and just like so there's
Speaker 4: like the cameras are all over this Trump trial and
Speaker 4: someone took the picture of the back of Trump's head
Speaker 4: and scary Witta Gary Witte juxtaposed that with the same
Speaker 4: in Star Wars where Darth Vader's having his helmet put
Speaker 4: on and you're like, look at the back of those
Speaker 4: heads looks and.
Speaker 3: His head is cleaved in half a little bit.
Speaker 4: Well it's because he's got the because he's got nothing
Speaker 4: up top, So you know what I mean, Like so
Speaker 4: back there, you know, that's you see, baby.
Speaker 3: A picture of his dad's head. It's very weird. It's misshapen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not a good head. Fred Trump is hold not
Speaker 3: a great head.
Speaker 4: That's not a good head because of his dad. He's
Speaker 4: got like Homer's head. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's very
Speaker 4: strange head.
Speaker 3: All right. You can find me on Twitter at Jack
Speaker 3: Underscore O'Brien. That is shift to Jack and then underscore
Speaker 3: is shift shift yeah yeah, shift minus sign Yeah. O'Brien,
Speaker 3: I'm so I'm so sorry I started that. We love
Speaker 3: we love, we love it it, folks. There's a cool
Speaker 3: video Trunk Fam shared on on Oh My Boy of
Speaker 3: yeah John. Is that you know him? Yeah? Yeah, you do?
Speaker 3: You do? Yeah. The dude does the like camera work
Speaker 3: for or the winning time and the way he's able
Speaker 3: to get all these like smooth tracking shots like going
Speaker 3: through around the court is he's fucking just nasty on
Speaker 3: roller blades. So he's like rolling around with a fucking
Speaker 3: steady cam and swooping around on roller blades, which.
Speaker 4: He turned rollerblading into like a six cinematography career, which
Speaker 4: is like unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because last time I was talking, we talk about
Speaker 3: doing soul grinds, you know.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then Riley at Good Post Riley tweeted gritting my
Speaker 3: teeth as a woman shows me a meme on her phone,
Speaker 3: Snoopy wouldn't do that. That's not real, Jesus crazy. Then
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Speaker 3: to the information that we talked about in today's episode. Well,
Speaker 3: the song that we think you might enjoy, Miles, what's
Speaker 3: a song you think people might enjoy it?
Speaker 4: This is a group called Divine Angel, which is like
Speaker 4: this collaboration between two artists, the Yoruba British artist Mova
Speaker 4: of Earth and then an assante British artist named Angel Seca,
Speaker 4: and together they are Divine Angel.
Speaker 3: But really they are.
Speaker 4: Making like just really like this new fucking version of
Speaker 4: like afro.
Speaker 3: Punk jazz kind of shit.
Speaker 4: This is a track called Obiri but it's spelled O
Speaker 4: b I n r i n and it is the
Speaker 4: remix by isco is Zco and it's just like a
Speaker 4: really fucking dope track, like from their vocals to the
Speaker 4: rhythms and if you like the words afro punk futuristic,
Speaker 4: then put plug this into your brain.
Speaker 3: Now sounds like a way that you might misunderstand my
Speaker 3: name Wow Obiri, yeah, ober yeah Jack Jack obi Urbia Yeah. Anyways,
Speaker 3: we will look off to that in the footnotes. Daily
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