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Speaker 2: or claws into a new episode of Bananas Podcast All

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Speaker 2: the way around the world.

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Speaker 3: Baby check, thank you.

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Speaker 4: Got this, stretch, baby drop, baby baby driving, baby.

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Speaker 1: Guys, gals, non binary pals. Welcome to Bananas I am

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Speaker 1: Kirk Brown Older.

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Speaker 2: I am Banana Boy number two Scotti Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 2: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was,

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Speaker 2: because we enjoy recording it. Kurt, will this come out

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Speaker 2: in time to talk about Pittsburgh and Philly? Are we

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Speaker 2: already there Philly and Pittsburgh? As you know, we're doing

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Speaker 2: a show there, show Philly show Pittsburgh summer ninth, Summer tenth.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing stand up in Philly December eighth, but we

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Speaker 2: will be doing the same show for Philly and Pittsburgh

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Speaker 2: and only releasing one, and we will be releasing the

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Speaker 2: episode that has the better audience. Correct, the gauntlet has

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Speaker 2: been dropped. The louder Philly versus Pittsburgh historically one of

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Speaker 2: the biggest rivalries in the history of the universe. Whoever

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Speaker 1: It really is going to be interesting because I'm not

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Speaker 1: positive Philly. I mean, Philly's rowdy and Pittsburgh's rowdy, They're

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Speaker 2: Scaty, I'm a huge fan. I'm very, very grateful she's

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Speaker 1: Oh, our guest today is a wonderful improviser and comedian.

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Speaker 1: You've seen her on History of the World Part two

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Speaker 1: and Jury Duty. Please put your hands together for the wonderful,

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Speaker 1: the hilarious Lisa Gilroy. Hello, Banana Brothers, welcome, lest How

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Speaker 3: I'm great? How are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Fantastic?

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Speaker 3: You guys know bananas and pajamas.

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Speaker 2: Yes, we should do that one year. We should come

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Speaker 2: out on stage. Is that we do know? Was that

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Speaker 3: Huge in Canada? Is it a Canadian? Joe?

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Speaker 1: It's weird that we haven't, like lead, because we do

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Speaker 2: So the strike summer ended for you? Did you find

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Speaker 3: a cyber hacker because my elementary school, he and elementary

441
00:21:57,400 --> 00:22:00,960
Speaker 3: school in Edmonton, Alberta, we had a max lab read

442
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:04,160
Speaker 3: it and weep, okay, the Macintosh computers were sitting there

443
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,440
Speaker 3: for us to engage in and learn on. Well, well,

444
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,760
Speaker 3: well guess what I discovered. The headphones that we were

445
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 3: each given at each of our stations had this gorgeous

446
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:17,879
Speaker 3: kind of you know, black foam circles on each headphone.

447
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, And in.

448
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:22,679
Speaker 3: Like third grade, I was like, this would be a

449
00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:25,439
Speaker 3: little chocolate cake for my barbies. I know it and

450
00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 3: I know look perfect and it's the perfect size to

451
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,359
Speaker 3: them and they would find it delicious. So I peeled

452
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 3: it off the headphone and I took it home and

453
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: I used my mom's hot glue gun, which I was

454
00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,480
Speaker 3: not allowed to touch, to hot glue a little pink

455
00:22:36,520 --> 00:22:38,520
Speaker 3: bead on top to be like a cherry, and then

456
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 3: I served it to my barbies. And then the next

457
00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,320
Speaker 3: day in the computer lab our teacher made a big announcement,

458
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,919
Speaker 3: how like somebody vandalized something something, and if we were

459
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 3: going to keep doing that, we're not allowed to use

460
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 3: the computer lab. And I never fucking came clean to

461
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 3: those pigs.

462
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:55,880
Speaker 1: Yes, you didn't get coughed. That's a difference between Lisa

463
00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 1: and Matt. Lisa doesn't get caught.

464
00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, I make this look good, damn. Yeah, So you

465
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:05,960
Speaker 3: come to me if you know. I never had a

466
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,320
Speaker 3: guilty conscience. I'm kind of a goat girl in that sense.

467
00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 3: Satan's daddy, and I can tell lies and not feel

468
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 3: any sort of way about it.

469
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,320
Speaker 2: Man, old computer labs. I try to think about what

470
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,359
Speaker 2: they actually taught us back then, and it is so

471
00:23:19,600 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: hard to remember. But I guess at some point none

472
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 2: of us knew anything about like even how to turn

473
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: them on, like pushing a button. Yeah, so I guess

474
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:29,560
Speaker 2: they served a function.

475
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:34,920
Speaker 1: They did. They do. They still have computer labs and colleges.

476
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 4: Know.

477
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:39,560
Speaker 3: The kids just all have their own computers, yeah, in

478
00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,080
Speaker 3: their hand. I mean there might there's probably a library

479
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:45,480
Speaker 3: with some desktops on it, but everybody's got all these

480
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:49,880
Speaker 3: freaking kids with their robots square to their fingers ridiculous.

481
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, walking around.

482
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,760
Speaker 3: In reality.

483
00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: Grow up.

484
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:59,639
Speaker 3: Using submarines sonar as a flashlight.

485
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,280
Speaker 1: Every oh I did, I forgot to mention they all

486
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:05,120
Speaker 1: fucked it.

487
00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well we had three lights for a reason. Also,

488
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:12,160
Speaker 2: when hackers were new, like when the movie Hackers came

489
00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 2: out and stuff, I thought hackers were just gonna make

490
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: like ATM spit out cash.

491
00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,479
Speaker 1: Yeah. I thought they were going to a public at

492
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,560
Speaker 1: public payphones exactly.

493
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:23,479
Speaker 2: I thought they were just gonna be like the Robin

494
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: Hoods of news society. And instead they just like hold

495
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,200
Speaker 2: your information hostage and ruin your life. It'd be better

496
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,440
Speaker 2: if they just did the opposite. This one's easy to understand.

497
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:39,439
Speaker 2: Lex Jones sent this in Thank you, Lex Jones. This

498
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: was written by George Ramsey for CNN dot com. That

499
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,679
Speaker 2: seems like a real website and he is definitely the

500
00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,280
Speaker 2: best in the Beeswax. Ultra runner banned twelve months after

501
00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:56,040
Speaker 2: using a car during the race. This makes sense. This

502
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 2: is smart. She hacked the race. An ultra marathon runner

503
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,000
Speaker 2: has been banned twelve months after using a car during

504
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: part of a fifty mile race. UK Athletics UKA announced

505
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:14,440
Speaker 2: Josiah Zazchewski was competing in the Great Britain Ultras Manchester

506
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:17,800
Speaker 2: to Liverpool race in Northwest England on April seventh when

507
00:25:17,840 --> 00:25:20,280
Speaker 2: she accepted a ride in a friend's car and ended

508
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:21,439
Speaker 2: up placing third.

509
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: I mean results, that's crazy.

510
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: Accepted a ride so someone just pulled up and was like, hey,

511
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 3: get in, as if she didn't plan it.

512
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: Yes, right. It a letter submitted to the uka's independent

513
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 2: Disciplinary Panel, and what a lively bunch they must be,

514
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,320
Speaker 2: probably a lot of fun. The Scottish athlete said, I

515
00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,720
Speaker 2: accept my actions on the day that I did travel

516
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: in a car and later completed the run, crossing the

517
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 2: finish line and inappropriately receiving a medal and a trophy

518
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 2: which I did not return immediately as I should have done.

519
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: She simular.

520
00:25:57,359 --> 00:25:58,440
Speaker 2: I don't think she.

521
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: Did, saying not immediately. If she never returned, it is

522
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:04,480
Speaker 1: a very funny way to say I never gave.

523
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: It back, that's right. The panel concluded that Zashevsky did

524
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,680
Speaker 2: not tell race marshals that she had been given a

525
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:14,960
Speaker 2: lift in a car and concealed that quote she had

526
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 2: completed part of the race on a non competitive basis

527
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 2: end quote by accepting and subsequently not returning the third

528
00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 2: place trophy.

529
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: I mean, I think she's holding on to this thing. Yeah,

530
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:26,920
Speaker 1: I think she did.

531
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: So. The panel ruled that she would be banned from

532
00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:32,760
Speaker 2: competing in any events that fall under the UK Athletics

533
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 2: jurisdiction or representing Great Britain for twelve months. She has

534
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 2: been banned also from coaching, officiating or managing during the

535
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 2: same period. The respondent was such an experienced athlete, competing

536
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:48,399
Speaker 2: successfully at the highest level set She also acted as

537
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 2: a team manager for the international team.

538
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:56,680
Speaker 1: Awesome, that's crazy. Why you run ultra marathons You're used

539
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,960
Speaker 1: to that, Why would you accept it? Seems so strong?

540
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,320
Speaker 1: Shes have like a kind of a breakdown.

541
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 2: She has an excuse. She does have an excuse. Yes,

542
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 2: she says, I suck now. She said I would never

543
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 2: purposely cheat and this was not a target race, but

544
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:18,239
Speaker 2: I don't want to make excuses. According to Zrzyzhevski, she

545
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:21,160
Speaker 2: became lost around the halfway point of the race and

546
00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:24,640
Speaker 2: her leg became sore, after which she accepted a ride

547
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:27,639
Speaker 2: in a friend's car to the next checkpoint. At the

548
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,480
Speaker 2: next checkpoint, she was persuaded to keep going and agreed

549
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 2: to run in a quote non competitive way end quote,

550
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,479
Speaker 2: Zrzyzewski told the BBC, and in the Disciplinary Pens report

551
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:41,439
Speaker 2: she said she never intended to cheat and denied acting

552
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:45,959
Speaker 2: without integrity. Zazhevsky is a doctor who has competed internationally

553
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 2: for Scotland and Great Britain, and she is able to

554
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: appeal the decision. They caught her because tracking data picked

555
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: up irregularities in Zrzychevsky's time. The fact she accepted the trophy.

556
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It is the thing that all you have

557
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: to do is go like no, no, no, no, no, I

558
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,439
Speaker 1: got lost and yeah the next person behind me.

559
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,639
Speaker 2: She tried to get away with it, but the tracking

560
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 2: data picked up her regularities in her time, and then

561
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 2: she later admitted.

562
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 1: The massive error to accept the third.

563
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,400
Speaker 2: Place trophy, something she attributed to fatigue and jet lagged,

564
00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 2: having arrived from Australia the night before. I don't think

565
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,360
Speaker 2: so how.

566
00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 3: Are they tracking those runners? They got something up their

567
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: butts or.

568
00:28:26,960 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: What they got something up the butts?

569
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: They all have to have a butt.

570
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,320
Speaker 2: But it looks like a little baby carrot. Yeah, it

571
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 2: has an antenna out the side that swirls and they

572
00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 2: your body digested after the race.

573
00:28:39,160 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 3: They really do. It's like a little tag on your

574
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 3: shoe or something. What do they put on you.

575
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: It's on your bib. I think, oh, yeah, it's in

576
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,479
Speaker 2: the bib. I think you get a bracelet or a bib. Well, no,

577
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 2: we did a curtain. I cheated on a race and

578
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 2: got metals.

579
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 1: Oh, we got participation medals. We just yeah, but the

580
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: entire time we got bored.

581
00:28:58,360 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 2: It was a ten k and we got board, and

582
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 2: so we just took a nice walk in the park instead,

583
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,960
Speaker 2: and then we cut through a parking lot a couple shortcuts,

584
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 2: and then we ended up finishing in like the top

585
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 2: one hundred of the true runners, and everybody was cheering

586
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 2: us on.

587
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: It was great, But we were walking out the whole time.

588
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: We never were trying to fake anybody out. No, we

589
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: just reached out a little bit.

590
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 3: Wow. Congrats you guys. That's huge.

591
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. It's a big, big deal.

592
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,400
Speaker 3: I need to know how long this lady was in

593
00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 3: the car for, because I would be really pissed if

594
00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 3: someone drove me like twenty meters somewhere and dropped me off,

595
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 3: just as you know, and then she's disqualified.

596
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: Respect sticking with meters. I appreciate that.

597
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, she definitely cheated. Like again, just say, I mean

598
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,240
Speaker 2: she went from one checkpoint to another fifty mile race.

599
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:52,160
Speaker 2: So let's say minimum ten, ten, minimum five, Yeah minimum,

600
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 2: She's cool. She hacked the race.

601
00:29:55,120 --> 00:29:57,000
Speaker 3: And why not just wear wheelies? You know those shoes

602
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,560
Speaker 3: at the little wheels in them. You could be running

603
00:29:58,600 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 3: and then when no one's looking, you pop out the

604
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 3: w and you start to soar.

605
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:04,840
Speaker 2: And that's smart, that's using your brain for good. Were

606
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 2: you ever an athlete? Did you do sports as a youth?

607
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 3: I did some cross country running, and we had a

608
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 3: teacher named mister Barnes in sixth grade who used to

609
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 3: just run the hell out of us. It'd be like

610
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 3: a whole like one hour gym thing and he'd just go, like,

611
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 3: go out into the city and run, and you will

612
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 3: run the entire hour. Man, isn't it weird that adults

613
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,959
Speaker 3: used to be able to make us do stuff like that.

614
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 3: Someone going to give me to run an hour right now,

615
00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 3: I'd have a heart attack and die.

616
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey, you just got to look up where the

617
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 2: closest hospital isn't just run towards it. Just give yourself

618
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,080
Speaker 2: the best bet, like I don't know. He got within

619
00:30:36,120 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 2: a mile and it was.

620
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 3: Like it was elementary school, so we didn't have gym

621
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 3: clothes to change into. I mean that was in high

622
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 3: school for or middle school for us, it started that

623
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 3: you brought gym clothes, but in elementary was like we

624
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 3: were just running around with our T shirt and jeans and.

625
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: You're absolutely cloth. Yeah, boy. And Edmonton is Edmonton? How

626
00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: big is Edmonton?

627
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 3: It's one million people?

628
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,160
Speaker 1: Okay? And is it relive like in that area? Was

629
00:30:58,160 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: it relatively safe or was it like go in this city?

630
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 4: No?

631
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 3: No, I think it was relatively safe. I just meant

632
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 3: like go out into the world, like off school property

633
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 3: and just like run as far away as you can

634
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 3: and then see if you can make it back.

635
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:10,480
Speaker 1: But it's so true.

636
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: I went to a Catholic school where from kindergarten eighth

637
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 2: grade we had to wear you know, uniforms every day

638
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,600
Speaker 2: and gym for us as you would put a penny on,

639
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 2: which is like you know, like a colored sort of

640
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: top to differentiate the team.

641
00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 3: I know what it is. Even though I'm a woman.

642
00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't saying that you're a woman, but it's

643
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: I mean, the word penny if I had to spell it.

644
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 1: I know, how do you spell penny?

645
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,240
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know either.

646
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,840
Speaker 2: But we would be running around in like khakis and

647
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: a shirt and tie, playing dodge and kickball. They were

648
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,240
Speaker 2: just like these kids.

649
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 3: Just don't shirts and skins at Catholic school.

650
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 1: No, sadly, was it all boys or their girls too?

651
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: There were girls too, and they wear skins at school. Yeah,

652
00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: it was all boys though.

653
00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, your teachers still need to be arrested. Give me

654
00:31:56,560 --> 00:31:57,640
Speaker 3: you start cracking the case.

655
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,240
Speaker 1: I'll give the names for the god.

656
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: Block them up, block them all up?

657
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: All right? Shall I tease us into a break here?

658
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: I would love that. I love commercials and having fun.

659
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 1: All right here it is. Oh, I'm gonna do this

660
00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: one because this is only because we were talking about

661
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:21,960
Speaker 1: the goats. Sorry. Satanic abortion clinic named after the mother

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Speaker 1: of Supreme Court Justice Alito is open to New Mexico.

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Speaker 2: I love New Mexico.

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Speaker 1: I love We'll be right back with more penny us, folks.

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Speaker 1: We are back, Scottie Gunny shout outs.

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Speaker 2: I have four beautiful shout outs. Antonio wants to shout

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00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,440
Speaker 2: out Alicia for quitting a stupid, fucking class and taking

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Speaker 2: care of her mental health. Autumn is so proud of

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Speaker 2: you for doing what's right for you. Way to go, Alicia,

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Speaker 2: you nailed it. Jack's poll. I believe Jacqueline is shouting

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Speaker 2: herself out for crushing the first day of her new

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Speaker 2: job at Pole Sport Organization in Seattle, which I think

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Speaker 2: is like a big convention. Sounds like Jacqueline met so

674
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Speaker 2: many delightful folks and demolished all of her event goals.

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Speaker 2: You know, I went to a bodybuilding expo once with Kurt.

676
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:39,560
Speaker 2: Was Sarah Tiana just on yes, uh I love my kid. Yes, well,

677
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 2: Sarah was the correspondent was for this. It was for

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Speaker 2: Whitney Commings show called Love You Mean It? And I

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00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:47,480
Speaker 2: was a field producer and Sarah was the talent and

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00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: we went to the bodybuilding expo at the Los Angeles

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Speaker 2: Convention Center and.

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Speaker 3: They just crushed you like a little freeway and they

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00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:56,000
Speaker 3: tossed you around like hand.

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Speaker 1: Sarah Scotty just being yeah, bench.

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Speaker 2: They were all everybody there was stronger than us by

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Speaker 2: a lot. But there was lots of like Pole exercise,

687
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,879
Speaker 2: lots of there was actual bodybuilding where they were doing

688
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:11,480
Speaker 2: like the flexing and they were all greased up, and

689
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: we got her spray tand we did all the stuff

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Speaker 2: you do. But at one point, Sarah, they had like

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Speaker 2: a new training thing where they put a bungee cord

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00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,560
Speaker 2: around your waist and then you would run as far

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Speaker 2: as you could and it would pull you back.

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Speaker 1: That got fun, doesn't God bless her?

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00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:27,880
Speaker 2: She went so hard it lifted her off her feet

696
00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,480
Speaker 2: and threw her like legs over, and that's how we

697
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: ended the segment because she got wrecked and she was like,

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00:34:34,400 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 2: you know, like teary eyed, but like was like back

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Speaker 2: to you, Whitney, But it was we should all go

700
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 2: go to we should all go to more things at

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00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 2: the convention Center because it's just these subcultures of people

702
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,120
Speaker 2: that are obsessed and we don't know anything about it.

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00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,160
Speaker 1: Yes, it's awesome.

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Speaker 2: I'll text you guys for the next reptile show. Jonathan

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00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,799
Speaker 2: Stinton wants to shout out Kurt for recommending Bluie, who

706
00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 2: he says is the kind of smartest, most entertaining show

707
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:03,760
Speaker 2: he's ever watched with his children.

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Speaker 1: It's the best. I love Blue. Have you ever seen Blue, Lisa?

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Speaker 3: I think I've seen like little clips of it on TikTok.

710
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 3: My algorithm thinks I'm seven years old.

711
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:17,839
Speaker 2: I've never seen it. I gotta check it out.

712
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 1: I think my algorithm thinks I'm a boat captain.

713
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 3: Are you getting a lot of nautical treasures?

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Speaker 4: Later?

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Speaker 1: You get so much boat content. Yeah, well there's a lot.

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00:35:28,320 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: It's a lot of ocean out there.

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00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:35,760
Speaker 2: It's Pedro Cosaga wants to shout out his new venture.

718
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh this is great Sketchy Tune customs. It's on Etsy

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Speaker 2: Sketchy Tune Customs, so I looked it up. He has

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Speaker 2: lots of clothes, he has lots of swag. But the

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Speaker 2: thing that I thought was the coolest was he has

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Speaker 2: personalized art. So if you want like your family painted

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Speaker 2: in a portrait as the Simpsons or Bob's Burgers, O nice,

724
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Speaker 2: think he'll put your face it and it's very good

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Speaker 2: and it's cartoony, so it's like fun. It's not like

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Speaker 2: a dead on portrait, but it is really excellent sketchy

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Speaker 2: tune custom So Pedro go get you know, if you

728
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Speaker 2: don't know what to get that person in your life

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Speaker 2: that you only love fifty percent, get them painted like

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Speaker 2: Bob from Bob's Burgers.

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Speaker 1: Why not, Pedro take care of it for you. That's

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Speaker 1: all I got. Thank you, And of course we were

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Speaker 1: here with the absolutely wonderful and fantastic Lisa Gilroy eih,

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Speaker 1: thank you for being here.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for having me, Liz.

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Speaker 2: Lisa on IMDb your trivia. Do you know what your

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Speaker 2: trivia says?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm scared, don't tell me.

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Speaker 2: Tell me because I looked this up too.

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Speaker 1: What is this?

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Speaker 2: Lisa gilroy That is you is featured in an international

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Speaker 2: twenty seventeen Kia Soul commercial as a nurse who chases

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Speaker 2: a hamster. So I looked it up, and you really

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00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:52,600
Speaker 2: do just sprint through a hospital for one minute.

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Speaker 3: It's so true. We saw that in Toronto and it

746
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 3: was five days of running at top speed. Really yeah,

747
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 3: and it was I mean, it was cool because they

748
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: were playing it at the time in the movie theaters,

749
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Speaker 3: like as part of the trailers before movies. It's like

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Speaker 3: such a cinematic shot.

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Speaker 1: It is so funny because Lisa's a nurse.

752
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 2: She comes in, she kind of spills like a tray

753
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 2: of like specimen cups and stuff, and then this hamster

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00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 2: has escaped from a baby nursery, you know, where there's

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Speaker 2: other babies. But then a hamster, and then it really

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00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,919
Speaker 2: is Lisa leading a pack of doctors and nurses through

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Speaker 2: a hospital, running around corners full speed for forty five seconds.

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Speaker 1: So good for you, I think, Kurt, why was the

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Speaker 1: hamster in the hospital. What was the explanation?

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Speaker 3: A Kurt, you don't get it. He had to get

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Speaker 3: into his Kiya.

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Speaker 2: There's a Kia Saul, Kurt.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. Like sometimes it's like I feel like

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00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 3: I have to spell things up for you, guys. He

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Speaker 3: was a baby hamster. He didn't want to be in

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Speaker 3: the hospital. He belongs in his Kia Soul.

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Speaker 2: He jumps off the roof of the building and uses

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Speaker 2: like a diaper as a parachute while Lisa looks scared

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00:37:57,680 --> 00:38:01,120
Speaker 2: as shit, and then lands in a red Kia Soul

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Speaker 2: that is.

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Speaker 3: In the driver's seat. In the driver's sat in the

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Speaker 3: passenger seat have his adult sized hamster parents driving?

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Speaker 1: Ah? Oh, I see they gave birth to him, right,

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Speaker 1: their giant hampter.

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Speaker 3: I think they just thought, oh, because the whole slogan

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Speaker 3: was born to run or something, So it's like he

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Speaker 3: was ready to go as soon as he was popped out.

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Speaker 3: But it is also a commentary on you know, the

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Speaker 3: differences between animals and humans and birth rights.

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Speaker 1: And they were trying to do absolutely reproductive rights. All

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Speaker 1: that he was supporting reproductive rights, and which brings us

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Speaker 1: to this story. Here it is. This was in uh

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Speaker 1: the Messenger.

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Speaker 3: News Christian Christian Alert.

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Speaker 1: It does sound like Tanita Gather. Tanita Gaither wrote this. Oh,

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Speaker 1: she's the base in the bay. She's really good.

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Speaker 2: She's really good.

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Speaker 1: A Satanic abortion clinic named after the mother of Supreme

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Speaker 1: Court Justice Lito is open in New Mexico. Here it

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00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,239
Speaker 1: is beautiful. Um, all right, I love this so much.

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Speaker 1: The Satanist Temple has turned a classic Yo Mama joke

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Speaker 1: into a fully functioning women's health clinic by naming it

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Speaker 1: after the mother of a current Supreme Court justice. The

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Speaker 1: Satanic Temple announced, who is so Wonderful announced the launch

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Speaker 1: of New Mexico's Samuel Alito's Mom's Satanic Aportion Clinic Wow

796
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Speaker 1: in February twenty twenty three. In quote, in nineteen fifty

797
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Speaker 1: Samuel Alito's mother did not have options, and look what happens,

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Speaker 1: said Malcolm Jerry, the co founder of TST, in announcing

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Speaker 1: the clinic. Prior to nineteen seventy three, doctors who performed

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Speaker 1: abortion because abortions could lose their licenses and go to jail.

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Speaker 1: The clinic's name serves to remind people just how important

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Speaker 1: it is to have the right to control one's body

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Speaker 1: and the potential ramifications of losing that right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ramifications sounds a little goat like, doesn't it.

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Speaker 1: Scotty nice connection, Thank you, we call them back. The

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Speaker 1: center is an accredited religious medical services arm that will

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Speaker 1: provide telehealth screenings and appointments and prescribe abortion medication for

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Speaker 1: its patients. It explained TST says services include free online

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Speaker 1: medical screenings and virtual appointments, discrete medicine delivery with a

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Speaker 1: ninety five dollars pharmacy fee, a dedicated twenty four to

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Speaker 1: seven patient health hotline, and follow up checkups. It's clear

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Speaker 1: what I TST chose to subject the late Rose for

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Speaker 1: Dusco's Alitos, who died in February twenty three likeness to

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Speaker 1: the facility. It was her son's majority opinion that was

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Speaker 1: leaked and later confirmed the Supreme Court's decision to overturn

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Speaker 1: Roe versus Wade as a ruling in Dobbs State Health

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Speaker 1: Officer of the Mississippi Department of Health at al Versus

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Speaker 1: Jackson's Women's Health Organization and yeah, he Lido is pos

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Speaker 1: and I love this so much.

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Speaker 2: It is do you guys, when you see somebody wearing scrubs,

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Speaker 2: do you assume they're a doctor or do you assume

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Speaker 2: they're like a vet tech?

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Speaker 1: I always say do you work in the medical facility

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Speaker 1: the medical industry? Because if you say, like, are you

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Speaker 1: a nurse, then people would be like, why do you

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Speaker 1: think I'm a nurse? Yes I am, but you know,

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Speaker 1: or it's like the doctor thing, or it could be

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Speaker 1: a vet and then that you're just like no, or

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Speaker 1: somebody I'd never asked. Because there's those like I love scrubs. Well,

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Speaker 1: they seem comfortable, they seem really comfortable. I do kind

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Speaker 1: of just want to wear them.

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Speaker 3: They are, but you're right, they all wear the same costume,

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00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: kind of across the board. Dental hygienist, big, most best doctor,

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Speaker 3: any vet tech, all of them. You never know who's who.

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Speaker 3: My favorite person who wears scrubs is the guy or

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Speaker 3: gal who slurps the spit out of your mouth when

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Speaker 3: you're dying at the dentist is the only person I

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Speaker 3: care about in the entire world. They're the only person

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Speaker 3: that cares about me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're saving your life from the inside out. Yeah,

842
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,279
Speaker 2: when they're closed. What a great tool. Whoever invented that?

843
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: The fact that that's not called that person like, it's

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Speaker 2: not like the Johnson suction or whatever, like, well that

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Speaker 2: wouldn't be but something certainly. Yeah, so that wouldn't be

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Speaker 2: number one.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, but have you guys ever, have you guys

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Speaker 3: ever been given it like to haven't to hold during

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Speaker 3: the procedure? Yes, isn't that a thrill?

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Speaker 2: M m, Yes, My hygienis is great. And she just

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Speaker 2: says close and I just close my mouth and then

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Speaker 2: she says good every time. It's very funny good range interaction.

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Speaker 1: It's like really funny close good.

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Speaker 3: Oh she sounds she sounds like pleasantly surprised that you

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Speaker 3: were able to follow a simple instruction behind target.

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Speaker 2: It's behind the target on Beverly, so who knows, but

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Speaker 2: she lets me hold it.

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Speaker 1: That that reminds me. I So I was at the

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Speaker 1: I was with my four year old son at the

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Speaker 1: farmer's market on Sunday and I go to this one

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Speaker 1: you know organic h you know guy and he's always

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Speaker 1: the same guy. And I buy some like strawberries from

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Speaker 1: him every and an onion every week.

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Speaker 3: And I such a little lady in a Hallmark movie,

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Speaker 3: aren't you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much? And I pushed my little son

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Speaker 1: up there and I by and then I forgot that

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Speaker 1: I had this I bought this stuff. And then I

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Speaker 1: was like, oh, I have an onion still here that

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Speaker 1: I forgot to give him. I was like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I forgot I had this onion. And he said, he said, oh, oh,

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Speaker 1: we got to keep an eye on you. And as

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Speaker 1: a joke, and then I thought it would be funny

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Speaker 1: if I said, like, you know, because that's a bad

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Speaker 1: thing to we have to be kept an eye on.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, I'll play into it. I'll pretend

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Speaker 1: like it's a good thing. But I just wasn't thinking tired,

878
00:43:38,160 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 1: you know, And I just went, uh, oh, please do

879
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: And then I realized that what I had said, and

880
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 1: then but it was as I was getting my change,

881
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:53,440
Speaker 1: and then I was like, oh uh, And then I

882
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: wanted to be like I didn't want to make that weird.

883
00:43:58,680 --> 00:43:59,919
Speaker 1: I love my wife very much.

884
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: You should have told them the classic you were just tired.

885
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 3: Your leg hurt your jet leg you came in from

886
00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:05,880
Speaker 3: Australia the night before.

887
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: And then get in a car drive away.

888
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 2: God please do he's thinking about it too, Chris.

889
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh boy, well he knows what you like.

890
00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:22,759
Speaker 2: One pound of strawberries and one large onion once a

891
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: week for the man and his kidnapped boy. That's so funny.

892
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 2: I want to start wearing scrubs. When I listened to

893
00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:34,680
Speaker 2: that Dirty John that podcast, that guy would wear scrubs

894
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:35,520
Speaker 2: on dates, and.

895
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,520
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, evil bastard. It's so smart.

896
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,319
Speaker 3: Wait, Scotty, do not take notes from him. He ended

897
00:44:40,400 --> 00:44:43,600
Speaker 3: up like embezzling hundreds of thousands of dollars out of

898
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 3: these poor women, yes, and.

899
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 2: Then trying to kill them. I know, I get it,

900
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,879
Speaker 2: he's not number one, but no, we got to bring

901
00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 2: back scrubs for the good folks. That's what I'm saying.

902
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: Also, they just seems so comfortable.

903
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 3: And they sell them to the general public, which feels

904
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 3: like it should be illegal.

905
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, you should not be able to get them.

906
00:45:03,760 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 2: That's right. Uniform stores. Every town has a uniform store,

907
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 2: and they're very interesting places. I passed them sometimes in

908
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:13,440
Speaker 2: LA and I'm like, yeah, that's cool, Let's go in

909
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,360
Speaker 2: there and be construction guy for a day. They wouldn't

910
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:16,799
Speaker 2: believe it.

911
00:45:17,080 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 3: Well, a coffee shop that I love so much is

912
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,520
Speaker 3: selling the T shirts that the employees wear that says

913
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,160
Speaker 3: the name of the coffee shop on it. And so

914
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,520
Speaker 3: then I was at the front buy my coffee and

915
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 3: I saw the T shirts were there, and I was like, oh,

916
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:29,000
Speaker 3: what if I bought one of these T shirts? And

917
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,719
Speaker 3: I came back to her own. You guys thought I

918
00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:31,760
Speaker 3: worked here and I just started.

919
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: Helping myself to the coffee.

920
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:36,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, who's going to have the balls to stop me?

921
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,879
Speaker 3: I look like you guys now.

922
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you said, hey, I mean you're a good improviser.

923
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:44,239
Speaker 2: If you created a name and said it was your

924
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,200
Speaker 2: first day, I bet you could get through an eight

925
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:46,760
Speaker 2: hour shift.

926
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:51,759
Speaker 3: Yeah. And Lucy Juny the coffee. I can't do it,

927
00:45:52,320 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 3: Lucy Juni, I can't do it.

928
00:45:54,600 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, mother of three. And Lucy Juni just needs the paycheck. Okay,

929
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,080
Speaker 2: she can make it.

930
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:02,840
Speaker 1: I am Lucy Juni. But you can call me tiny.

931
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm getting in the back here.

932
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 3: You get some coffee, and please keep an eye on me.

933
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 2: Please do oh man, see I think you should do

934
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:18,200
Speaker 2: this now, Anita Anita Anita Underscore sent this in thank

935
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: you Anita, Anita Anita m This was from Alex Cook

936
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:27,480
Speaker 2: on Emson dot com Best in the Biz.

937
00:46:28,719 --> 00:46:30,640
Speaker 1: A Canadian story for you, Lisa.

938
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 3: Thank you.

939
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:36,600
Speaker 2: One man, one man, two cop cars, two hot cars,

940
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 2: and five pounds of potato salad. As Oh, a Halifax

941
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:45,760
Speaker 2: legend was born. Yes, it all started with a poster.

942
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 2: Come watch me eat five pounds of potato salad, it declared,

943
00:46:51,320 --> 00:46:54,760
Speaker 2: inviting people to watch a Halifax man eat the boiled

944
00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 2: potato dish at the Holy Cross Cemetery in Halifax on

945
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:00,319
Speaker 2: a Saturday night.

946
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: I know it, you know the story. I know the

947
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: Halifax Cemetery, I know potato salad.

948
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:11,480
Speaker 3: Why every story you read so far as like distinctly

949
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 3: good or evil? It's either at the Holy Cross Cemetery

950
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 3: the Sttan's abortion clinic.

951
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: We dabble with the light in the dark.

952
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 3: There's a war waiting for our souls, brothers.

953
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:26,000
Speaker 2: This is my first attempt at such a challenge. The

954
00:47:26,080 --> 00:47:30,520
Speaker 2: poster added, requesting that spectators please bring their own seating

955
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:34,640
Speaker 2: and their own potato salad if you so please. Some

956
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: posted a picture of the poster to social media and

957
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 2: that's when things kind of snowballed and turned into an

958
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 2: avalanche for Riley Mary. Not Lucy Juni and Riley Mary.

959
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,319
Speaker 2: Sounds cool, It's the original. David Busters. Mary, now known

960
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:56,480
Speaker 2: in his community as Potato Salad Guy, is something of

961
00:47:56,480 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 2: a Halifax legend. His antics on Saturday, November ninth teenth

962
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: drew a healthy crowd to watch him devour a large

963
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:06,759
Speaker 2: tub of potato salad from Costco despite the pouring rain.

964
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 2: So he did it even the rain.

965
00:48:08,520 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, probably made it easier, cheater. It slipped right down.

966
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:15,880
Speaker 2: His throat, that's right, he said. He decided to do

967
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,080
Speaker 2: the challenge when he realized he had a tub of

968
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,279
Speaker 2: potato salad that was about to go bad.

969
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:23,920
Speaker 1: It's great reason, a fantastic reason.

970
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:28,080
Speaker 2: Also, so you didn't eat any of the five pounds

971
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 2: of it in between when you bought it. In the

972
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 2: expiration there wasn't one meal, one plateful.

973
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 3: Now you bought five pounds. What was your plan?

974
00:48:35,719 --> 00:48:36,880
Speaker 1: What was your plan? Bro?

975
00:48:38,560 --> 00:48:40,960
Speaker 2: I realized it was going to expire. I didn't have

976
00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 2: to time to reasonably eat it. So I looked at it,

977
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 2: saw the expiry date and said, that's a challenge I

978
00:48:47,960 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 2: can do. He told Global News Morning. Mary printed twenty posters,

979
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:56,360
Speaker 2: keeping one for himself and put up the rest, and

980
00:48:56,480 --> 00:48:59,920
Speaker 2: he made a Snapchat video advertising the challenge. Things went

981
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 2: viral from there. I kind of went to bed, and

982
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,400
Speaker 2: when I woke up the next morning, people were like,

983
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 2: is this real? He said, So I committed to the bit.

984
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 2: I mean, good for you, right Mary. Leading up to

985
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,960
Speaker 2: the challenge, he trained for a few days, which involved

986
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 2: a lot of Costco hot dogs and a lot of

987
00:49:18,040 --> 00:49:22,040
Speaker 2: two leaders of pop. Saturday evening, Mary intended to eat

988
00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,200
Speaker 2: the salad at the gravesite of the former Canadian Prime Minister,

989
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 2: Sir John Thompson.

990
00:49:26,719 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean this guy really.

991
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:32,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, pulled out all the stops. This is what should

992
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 2: go viral on the internet exactly. But police arrived and

993
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,120
Speaker 2: tried to prevent from him from entering the cemetery.

994
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,320
Speaker 1: I won't lie.

995
00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,359
Speaker 2: If I had a family member who was buried next

996
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,839
Speaker 2: to the prime minister, I probably wouldn't want a guy

997
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:49,160
Speaker 2: puking potato salad on them. Mary said, I can see

998
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 2: why they closed it. The police weren't a problem. It

999
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,360
Speaker 2: was a good time altogether. They made the pictures look better.

1000
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:00,600
Speaker 2: Photographer nor Mores captured some images of Mary struggling to

1001
00:50:00,600 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 2: get through a tub, the tub of potato salad, rain,

1002
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:06,560
Speaker 2: water running down his face and he was illuminated from

1003
00:50:06,640 --> 00:50:08,720
Speaker 2: the headlights from the two police cars.

1004
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,920
Speaker 1: Yes, he did it at night. It's poetry. Yeah, it

1005
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 1: is strange to do it at night.

1006
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:20,120
Speaker 2: When do you eat potato sauce? That's a I only

1007
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,240
Speaker 2: eat it after sundown.

1008
00:50:21,920 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 1: So they wouldn't let him into the cemetery, so then

1009
00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,080
Speaker 1: everyone gathered outside the cemetery.

1010
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 2: Correct, okay, great, and Mores said when he saw one

1011
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 2: of Mary's posters, he knew the event needed to be documented.

1012
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 2: My friends were like, man, you're not seriously dragging me

1013
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 2: out to this. It's raining, And I said, no, no,

1014
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 2: we're going. I brought my camera. I risked breaking it

1015
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 2: in the rain, but it was pretty worth it. Everybody's like,

1016
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 2: medium enthusiastic it is there.

1017
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:49,680
Speaker 1: They're just kind of interested.

1018
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 2: Mores was surprised by the crowd that turned up, which

1019
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:56,920
Speaker 2: began with a couple dozen people but grew in size

1020
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,719
Speaker 2: as the event went on. Many were wielding umbrellas as

1021
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 2: the rain and continued to beat down. I mean, I

1022
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 2: love this.

1023
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: This is a great story and romantic it is, it's gorgeous.

1024
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Speaker 1: It's probably more people than came to my Halifax pop

1025
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:18,320
Speaker 1: festival show. Well you were five pounds short of potato shud.

1026
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 3: You performed pop music in Halifax.

1027
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: They it's a pop music festival and they have a

1028
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: two comedians exactly, and they were supposed to be me

1029
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: and Wyatt Sanak and then Wyattsinak canceled and then it

1030
00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:37,200
Speaker 1: was me and Emma Willman and it was not a

1031
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:37,960
Speaker 1: full crowd.

1032
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,839
Speaker 3: And you do music or you do stand up?

1033
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:41,160
Speaker 1: I do stand up.

1034
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:43,279
Speaker 3: I meant at the festival, like would they ask you

1035
00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,000
Speaker 3: to do? Sometimes they're like, oh, it would be funny

1036
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 3: if the comedians.

1037
00:51:45,960 --> 00:51:49,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, they just have two just two comedy acts

1038
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:51,239
Speaker 1: and no one knows about them.

1039
00:51:51,880 --> 00:51:53,319
Speaker 3: Did you think that I thought you were a pop

1040
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:56,680
Speaker 3: star just now They're.

1041
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 1: Like, wait, you do music, No, no stand up? I

1042
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:07,920
Speaker 1: know you do. Please, But you could have a hit

1043
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: song we don't know about.

1044
00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:09,720
Speaker 2: That's fine.

1045
00:52:09,760 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: I actually do have it song. I do have a

1046
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,320
Speaker 1: hit songs called Kristin Shawls a Horse.

1047
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 3: That's right, of course. It's a very good song.

1048
00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,160
Speaker 2: It's catchy. It was raining like crazy, but people were

1049
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,719
Speaker 2: so enthusiastic we were cheering him on. It was just

1050
00:52:25,840 --> 00:52:29,479
Speaker 2: so high energy. Just the idea of what was going

1051
00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 2: on was so funny. But it was such a nice

1052
00:52:32,040 --> 00:52:35,120
Speaker 2: little community building thing. In the end, Mary believes that

1053
00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:37,440
Speaker 2: so many people became interested in the challenge because it

1054
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 2: was something funny and positive during an otherwise difficult time. Quote,

1055
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 2: we're kind of in a bit of a pressure cooker

1056
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,880
Speaker 2: right now. Things in the world, they're not great, he said.

1057
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 2: If people want to gather around something positive, bring the

1058
00:52:48,800 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 2: whole city together, I'm gonna be the guy. I'm going

1059
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:55,160
Speaker 2: to be the potato salad guy. And that's what's gonna happen,

1060
00:52:55,680 --> 00:52:56,040
Speaker 2: be it.

1061
00:52:56,360 --> 00:52:59,880
Speaker 1: I wish also that there was some Halifax specific problem

1062
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: where they're like the lobsters aren't cooperating, like there was

1063
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: some other like thing that they were just you know,

1064
00:53:06,520 --> 00:53:11,240
Speaker 1: suffering from, not just the general global malaise. That's right,

1065
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: this guy's international. It was fun.

1066
00:53:13,160 --> 00:53:14,920
Speaker 2: It was a nice break from all the serious things.

1067
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 2: And another positive came out of this too. Artist Shannon

1068
00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 2: Dawn immortalize the event in oil canvas. This is such

1069
00:53:24,000 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 2: a good event. It's just it's so good when people

1070
00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,240
Speaker 2: take a small thing to the biggest, the extreme it's excellent.

1071
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:33,279
Speaker 2: Mary said that he and Donn are in the very

1072
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,320
Speaker 2: very very very early stages of organizing some kind of

1073
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:39,000
Speaker 2: charity event or auction to sell the prints and maybe

1074
00:53:39,040 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 2: the canvas itself. Neither of us want any funds from this.

1075
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,120
Speaker 2: This was completely created out of humor. That's humor with

1076
00:53:45,160 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 2: a U. Out of good humor. We're going to try

1077
00:53:47,800 --> 00:53:51,520
Speaker 2: and help some people out here in the end. Here's

1078
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 2: what the detail we've all been waiting.

1079
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, please to know.

1080
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,640
Speaker 2: Mary wasn't able to make it through the entire life

1081
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 2: pounce of potato salad.

1082
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:04,360
Speaker 1: It makes it better, it makes it better.

1083
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 2: But he did get through three point eight pounds or

1084
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: if you're Canadian, one point seven kilograms.

1085
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:17,640
Speaker 1: You do, yeap choker, That is shocker bait.

1086
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 2: Despite a stomach ache, he said it was a really

1087
00:54:20,719 --> 00:54:23,000
Speaker 2: good weekend and he looks forward to facing off with

1088
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 2: another tub of potato salad sometime in the future. I

1089
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:29,560
Speaker 2: can't let myself go down like that, he said, but

1090
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: there will be around two.

1091
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,400
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys correct me if I'm wrong, And maybe

1092
00:54:33,400 --> 00:54:36,000
Speaker 3: this is my privilege talking, but how can you not

1093
00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:38,799
Speaker 3: eat five pounds of potatoes? Sas like, what do you

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00:54:38,800 --> 00:54:40,759
Speaker 3: mean you couldn't do it. Just put it in your mouth,

1095
00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 3: just keep going, like, barf it up and keep going.

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00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, viking that shit, like what you said, what you

1097
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:48,239
Speaker 1: came here to do? I agree?

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Speaker 2: But how time limit?

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Speaker 3: How big is five pounds of potato salad? Anyways? It

1100
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,880
Speaker 3: doesn't in my mind feel I feel like a normal

1101
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 3: serving of potato salad is one pound I had.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you this. I had a four and a

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00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 1: half pound chicken for Thanksgiving and it fed five people.

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00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:13,000
Speaker 3: Okay, but that's a chicken. We're wearing bones, sprain, dick feet,

1105
00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 3: all of that.

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00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,920
Speaker 1: That's right exactly. That means the meat was probably like

1107
00:55:17,000 --> 00:55:20,640
Speaker 1: only three pounds, and it was no way, no way

1108
00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: a single person could eat that by themselves.

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00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 3: I feel interesting, But you guys know what I mean,

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00:55:25,320 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 3: Like it feels like you could barf up potato salad.

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00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:29,959
Speaker 3: It wouldn't be so bad. It's like there were things

1112
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,760
Speaker 3: to barf up. Its cold, basically just a cloud.

1113
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 2: Do you already have a bucket?

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00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:37,839
Speaker 1: I think at that point people would start leaving. If

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00:55:37,840 --> 00:55:41,239
Speaker 1: you started to binge it perche, people would start to leave.

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00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,759
Speaker 3: But oh so you think everyone's the fun if he

1117
00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:45,400
Speaker 3: throws up he's like already filled.

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00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they can't do that at the Coney Island

1119
00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 1: hot dog eating contest, crazy legs as it's sitting there

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Speaker 1: vomiting into.

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Speaker 3: A bucket, right right, Okay, that doesn't make it less fun.

1122
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:57,920
Speaker 3: But can't you just shove a bunch in your cheeks

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00:55:57,960 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 3: and say you did it?

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00:56:00,560 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: He got to three point eight, so he got over

1125
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: the hump he was heading. He was on the straightaway.

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00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,920
Speaker 2: He couldn't have stood up and walked around a little bit.

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00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:11,879
Speaker 3: Maybe, speaking of standing up and walking around, can ask

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00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 3: you guys a really gross question and feel free to

1129
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 3: cut it from the pot if it's too discussing. But

1130
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:19,000
Speaker 3: suddenly I'm scientifically curious if he was packed to the

1131
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:20,600
Speaker 3: brim and he was like, I can't have another bite

1132
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:22,400
Speaker 3: of this potato salad. I'll throw up and the challenge

1133
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:24,879
Speaker 3: will be ruin. Could he put it up his butt?

1134
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 2: Fine with me, yeah, but.

1135
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,759
Speaker 3: Like could he you think? Or or when you're that full,

1136
00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:31,080
Speaker 3: you like full?

1137
00:56:31,239 --> 00:56:32,719
Speaker 1: Oh? I mean I think you could. I think it

1138
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:35,920
Speaker 1: would just be physically difficult to get it up your butt.

1139
00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 3: Well, somebody brought it like a big sort of syringe

1140
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 3: or something and put it in a but yeah.

1141
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:42,600
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. If you know what

1142
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:45,560
Speaker 1: potato salad is, you think you can put it in

1143
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:49,560
Speaker 1: a syringe and it's but I.

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00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:51,839
Speaker 3: Don't know what potatoes are. I don't know what pounds are,

1145
00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:54,120
Speaker 3: and I don't know what eating is, all right, And

1146
00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 3: you guys knew that when when I came on the

1147
00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,719
Speaker 3: on the pot I sent you my bio ahead of time.

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00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 2: You did it was copy and ped little clips of magazines.

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00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,320
Speaker 2: It was very disturbing. You could easily fit five pounds

1150
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 2: of potato salad up a butt, but all he would

1151
00:57:08,239 --> 00:57:08,800
Speaker 2: have needed.

1152
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:13,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sure, one point two pounds effortlessly.

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00:57:13,280 --> 00:57:15,160
Speaker 1: I'm not saying you couldn't fit up there. I'm just

1154
00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 1: saying getting it up your butt would be difficult, not if.

1155
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,240
Speaker 3: You brought the right tools and you thought ahead, which

1156
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,520
Speaker 3: this guy didn't, and he disappointed an entire crowd.

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00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,760
Speaker 2: I mean they had umbrellas. I mean, an umbrella seems

1158
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:27,520
Speaker 2: like a pretty good apper. You know, you get it

1159
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:29,640
Speaker 2: right there and then you open the umbrella, there's half

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00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,160
Speaker 2: a pound.

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00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 3: Right. Anyways, I would have I mean I would have

1162
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 3: applauded him for that because I would be like, well,

1163
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 3: technically he didn't eat all of it, but it is

1164
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,120
Speaker 3: all in his body now and I'm satisfied for that.

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00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 2: Also it does leave it open for him to come

1166
00:57:43,120 --> 00:57:46,200
Speaker 2: back and redeem himself. And so like if we hear

1167
00:57:46,240 --> 00:57:49,760
Speaker 2: about this ahead of time for any of our Halifax bananimals,

1168
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 2: if you hear this is happening, let me know with

1169
00:57:52,960 --> 00:57:55,080
Speaker 2: with seventy two hour window, I'm flying up there.

1170
00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:58,200
Speaker 1: Hell, I gotta see. This is a banana's promise from

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00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: that's a banana's promise. And is Lisa, thank you so

1172
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 1: much for being on the show. Plug something for us?

1173
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 1: Will you where can they find you?

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00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:08,400
Speaker 3: Sure you can find me at the Lisa Gilroy on

1175
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:11,040
Speaker 3: all the platforms. And I have a podcast coming out

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00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,440
Speaker 3: with Ike barn holtzen Neil Case in January called The

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00:58:14,520 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 3: Chris Chapman Do Over. Amy Poehler is producing it and

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00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,800
Speaker 3: she's focused on it. So yeah, that's it.

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00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: Oh wonderful. That's going to be so exciting to listen to. Well,

1180
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:26,480
Speaker 1: thank you so much for being on the pod.

1181
00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.

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00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:45,880
Speaker 2: Bananas come back anytime. Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine, the Catchy Banana

1184
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:52,680
Speaker 1: theme song was composed and performed by Kahan. Artwork for

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00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 2: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgareff and

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00:58:58,320 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 2: Georgia Hartstart and Lisa.

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00:59:00,200 --> 00:59:04,600
Speaker 1: It is our full human, not a robot intern

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Speaker 3: MHM