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Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today.

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Speaker 1: Subject wait till you hear this one. You have to

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Speaker 1: take the good with the bad. But right now the

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Speaker 1: nephew is here. What is that marriage? Oh you'll see

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Speaker 1: this is this is a crazy one, Steve. But right now,

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Speaker 1: nephew Tommy is here with today's prank phone called NEF

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Speaker 1: What you get drug test? Time to take a drug test? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people the job, Yeah at the job, rug test? That's right, baby, yeah,

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Speaker 1: pass man? Yeah, what they want? I ain't got none. Well,

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Speaker 1: listen to this later. Right here here it is Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a FA please Hello, This is

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Speaker 1: Officer Rodgers from the Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen now

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Speaker 1: you have been on probation for a little over a

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Speaker 1: year now, all right, faith, Now you're supposed to be

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Speaker 1: serving two years probation. All right now, I'm giving you

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Speaker 1: a call actually bringing you a bit of bad news.

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Speaker 1: And I hate to do this, but you you came

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Speaker 1: in for a couple um, a couple of weeks ago

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Speaker 1: and did a did a drug test? Am I right?

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Speaker 1: All right? Now? I don't. I hate to bring you

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Speaker 1: some bad news, but the actual drug test that you

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Speaker 1: took has come back positive. That's a lot. That's a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's a Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Now you

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Speaker 1: came in a couple of weeks ago, you took a

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Speaker 1: drug test. This drug test is actually come in positive.

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Speaker 1: Now what I want to say to use this, You're

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Speaker 1: gonna have to actually hold on a second. I either

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Speaker 1: need you to come into me or I don't, and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to save the embarrassment of having to

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Speaker 1: send a car out to pick you up. Now you're

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Speaker 1: talking about, sir, I gave you some and was good, ma'am.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I got you have a positive drug Tell

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Speaker 1: you have you you you come up positive? Man, Now

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Speaker 1: you gotta we used the one that you brought us

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Speaker 1: now must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, sir.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sir, but I wouldn't have gave you no

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Speaker 1: bad year and it just wouldn't me, ma'am. I don't

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Speaker 1: want to have it back to jab. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know why you would call me with this nonsense. I

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Speaker 1: got children I'm trying to do, right. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you would call me, I wouldn't have game. You

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Speaker 1: know bad. That's not me, ma'am. You have to come

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Speaker 1: in and do another three months now, Oh, sir, I

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Speaker 1: can come pick me up. I can tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: I can ple in your hand if you want me to. Ma'am,

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Speaker 1: your your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't know any other way to explain

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Speaker 1: it to you. You've been actually evidently using drugs again.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 1: I've been cleaned for a year and some months now.

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Speaker 1: You got the wrong. That's not How do you telling

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Speaker 1: you that? How do you know it's not yours? Ma'am?

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Speaker 1: It's got your name on the lid. Everything you have

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Speaker 1: come back positives, whatever dinner you put your name on it,

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Speaker 1: because that ain't came back, would have came back good.

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Speaker 1: You can't tell me and tell me I gave you

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Speaker 1: some can and tell me that that's a negative, sir,

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Speaker 1: that's a double negative. It's not a double negative. It's

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Speaker 1: a double positive. You've actually come back positive. Say he

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Speaker 1: has written here on the actual cup fa No, No,

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Speaker 1: we don't have more than one faith. You're the only thing.

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Speaker 1: I've actually double checked that myself. You need to either

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Speaker 1: come in or we got to come out and all

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Speaker 1: you're behind in here. I need you to come right now,

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Speaker 1: cause I got the right now. Now. Are you trying

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Speaker 1: to tell me that if I come and pick you

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Speaker 1: up and take your year and now your year is

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Speaker 1: gonna come up negative? Is that what you're saying. I'm

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Speaker 1: telling you that my you're double positive with that, my

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Speaker 1: urine is gonna come up negative. Ma'am. I hate to

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Speaker 1: I don't want to come out all you in front

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Speaker 1: of your family, but you're actually gonna be coming in

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Speaker 1: and you're gonna do three months. That's all I can

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Speaker 1: tell you. You're got confident, sir. You got the wrong saying.

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Speaker 1: Hell know you got the wrong. It's one of the two.

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Speaker 1: Might be both you got the wrong. You got the

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Speaker 1: wrong stake. I'm letting you positive. I'm positive. I'm trying

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you one more time. You either want to

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Speaker 1: What's one? Let me tell you what I want you

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Speaker 1: to do. I want you to find out who you

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Speaker 1: have because that ain't money. Don't you know I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell me nothing about you got some some that that

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Speaker 1: it is not good. I gave you some good time.

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Speaker 1: I got to you out y'all keep picking up people,

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Speaker 1: software kids and folks. Yeah, I had me, says miss. Now,

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Speaker 1: I'm I've been giving you good and you stay. I

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Speaker 1: want to with me. I'm dad, I ain't get a bed.

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Speaker 1: I'm no more like that. And well is my probation office.

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Speaker 1: You say your name is, my name is Officer Rogers.

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Speaker 1: I don't know Officer Roger. Like I said, you might

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Speaker 1: be the reason why it came back past. You might

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Speaker 1: be the reason I need to speak with Mr. That's

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Speaker 1: my probation officers. Now, I have clean at all times.

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Speaker 1: You shouldn't be calling me. I should be calling you

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna ever dently. I'm gonna have to come

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Speaker 1: down the hall. You're behind in myself. But you can

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Speaker 1: bring your song and when you call yours with you here.

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Speaker 1: Let you know I'll have no positive you can come

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Speaker 1: to my job. I got you got let me know what.

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Speaker 1: There's one more. There's one more thing that I need

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Speaker 1: to bring you. Come all right, now, come on, I

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Speaker 1: got one more thing I need to say to you.

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Speaker 1: Are you see what I mean? What is it? Sir?

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Speaker 1: This is Nephew Timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You just got pranked by your sister Alan. I know

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Speaker 1: one thing. I'll played too much. I'll play too much.

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Speaker 1: But I'm coming to give Mr Roger. She's gonna get

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Speaker 1: positive hell out of me thinking I was doing and

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Speaker 1: didn't know about it to play with people like this,

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Speaker 1: okay for you, all right, he I'm not I'm nervous.

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Speaker 1: It's your sister. She putt me up to it. Baby.

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Speaker 1: When you ever see her, you see where she looked like,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be the hell out of I got one

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Speaker 1: more question for your baby. You got to tell me this.

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Speaker 1: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show, Our

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Speaker 1: coach down. Yeah. I think I got you thin, like

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Speaker 1: real hard. I think she was not having it. Hey,

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Speaker 1: let me let me thank Tampa, tam But y'all, y'all

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Speaker 1: sold out six shows from me in Tampa, Floyd. I

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Speaker 1: want to say thank you at the im problem. I

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Speaker 1: appreciate that we had a good time. I appreciate you

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Speaker 1: all coming to see the neph for you. The next

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Speaker 1: stop is Colleen, Texas brand new comedy club in Colleen,

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Speaker 1: uh twice as Funny Comedy Club. I will be their fourteen,

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Speaker 1: fifteen sixteen. That's Valentine's Night, Baby, bringing your baby, bring

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Speaker 1: your single ladies, however you want to do it, y'all,

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Speaker 1: come on out. The Nephew will be in Colleen, Texas

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Speaker 1: February of fourteen, fifteen sixteen. Take us on sale right now,

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Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Nephew. Up next it is the

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Speaker 1: Strawberry Letter for today. The subject you have to take

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Speaker 1: the good with the bad. We'll get into it right

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Speaker 1: after this