WEBVTT - Good Science: The Common Cold 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:05.840 The information provided on this podcast is uninformed and unreviewed. 0:00:06.080 --> 0:00:10.159 Good Science does not do any research about any of 0:00:10.200 --> 0:00:16.000 the topics discussed and assumes no responsibility for errors or omission. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:36.120 That's good Science. Hello, how do you do? And googy goo? 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:42.000 Welcome to Good Science the Health and Human Services podcasts 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:49.000 hosted by Yours Truly Robert F. Kennedy Junior. Today is 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:55.280 an exciting one. We've got a high octane, high activity episode. 0:00:55.720 --> 0:01:00.720 We're going to be doing calisthenics today live. If Kyle 0:01:00.760 --> 0:01:03.600 and I are gonna work out, we're gonna do all 0:01:03.680 --> 0:01:07.640 our activity. We're gonna get our limbic systems going. But 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:11.760 not just that, we're going remote. We're gonna find a 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:16.600 really high mountainous area somewhere where we both live, and 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:20.520 we're gonna live stream a ten mile hike. And when 0:01:20.560 --> 0:01:27.679 we're done with Peth, hold on, Kyle, I'm almost through. Kyle. 0:01:28.200 --> 0:01:31.520 Hold on, everybody, let me introduce to you really quickly. 0:01:32.000 --> 0:01:35.720 The one and only. He's a funny guy. He's so 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:43.360 he's always peppy, filled with energy. Yeah, dude, and all that. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:50.560 It's Kyle Quim. Oh my god, Kyle, why aren't you 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:55.120 in your workout gear? I woke up with a with 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:59.520 a terrible cold. Bobby, you look like you look like 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:06.240 you're co was playing your grandmother, Kyle, My grandma, bless her. Man. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.280 She's fucking taking care of me, Bobby, But I really am. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:12.040 I'm not feeling good, man. I just I woke up. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:15.400 I don't know if I can go today. Man. Oh, Kyle, 0:02:15.880 --> 0:02:18.480 what are you talking about? We have a whole episode 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:24.079 with dynamic remotes, different activities, each one more high octane 0:02:24.160 --> 0:02:28.200 than the next. All right, you're fucking that's too hold on, 0:02:28.400 --> 0:02:32.880 Oh shit, one hundred and three point five. I don't 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.359 I don't think I could have one hundred and three 0:02:35.400 --> 0:02:38.160 point five temperature. I don't think I could. I don't 0:02:38.200 --> 0:02:40.799 think I could do it, Bobby. I gotta tell you, man, 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:43.480 I woke up. I having stuffy like I give me 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:47.040 your symptoms. I have a cough stuff. You knows. I 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:51.639 got a fever, I got the chills. I'm not doing well, Bobby. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:54.640 I just I don't know what's going on. I tried 0:02:54.680 --> 0:02:58.320 to take what you I tried to take some Did 0:02:58.360 --> 0:03:02.240 you take the nettlelu? Yeah? No cold and flu? Kyle? 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:10.240 What are you doing? You've gotta take boiled nettle root boiled. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:14.200 Go out and find a nettle and then dig into 0:03:14.240 --> 0:03:18.480 the ground and pull out its root. I'm not going outside, 0:03:18.600 --> 0:03:22.000 you maniac. I feel like shit. I have a cold. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:27.280 God damn, what a pussy You know something, Kyle, I 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:30.600 think we're gonna have to change today's episode and we're 0:03:30.639 --> 0:03:35.600 gonna have to make it about the common cold? Something 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:38.520 that what is? What is the common cold? What the 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:41.000 fuck even is it? Because I just wake up I 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.960 feel sick? Is and why is it called common? Why 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:49.280 are my I'm not necessarily cold? I had the chills, 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:53.960 but what was that to do with being freezing? Well? Kyle, Actually, 0:03:54.040 --> 0:03:59.000 the history of the cold is quite interesting. For a 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:02.680 long time, people thought that the reason you catch a 0:04:02.880 --> 0:04:08.200 cold is that you got cold or more commonly known 0:04:08.400 --> 0:04:15.360 as rhinoviruses coronaviruses. These are the types of viruses that 0:04:15.880 --> 0:04:19.480 cause what we call a cold. A cold simply got 0:04:19.480 --> 0:04:22.400 its name because you tended to get them in the winter. 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:27.480 Why is it common? And why why are we cold? Well? 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:32.840 The common cold? Actually, it's history, it's etymology is you 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:37.400 might know it is that the cold was? Do you 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:41.440 need me to wait for you while you're fucking coughing, Bobby, 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:45.480 I'm sick. I'm sorry, I don't have Cheryl always tells 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.160 me this that I don't actually have a great bedside manner. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.040 I mean, you're a doctor, you should have bedside manner. Well, 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:57.440 I'm not a doctor, Kyle, but I do have the 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:01.479 ability legally to dispense men medical advice because of my 0:05:01.680 --> 0:05:06.960 position and the tromp. Are you able to write a prescription? Actually, 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:11.200 due to my position is the head of health in 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:16.359 Human Services, I am able to write a prescription using 0:05:16.560 --> 0:05:20.840 a prescription pad that was provided to me by a 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:29.520 federal government. This pad allows me to write various medical recommendations, 0:05:29.560 --> 0:05:34.760 from suggesting that you go to a dermatologist to writing 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:39.000 myself a prescription for percocets. If I'm feeling down and 0:05:39.080 --> 0:05:46.440 it fits in someone's underwear, my prescription pad. You're thinking 0:05:46.480 --> 0:05:50.040 of a maxipad, Kyle, which is I'm thinking of? It 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.680 could be minimum, it could be like mini, doesn't have 0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:56.760 to be huge. Even a mini pad is called a maxipad, Kyle. 0:05:57.120 --> 0:06:00.240 So even if you have a small pad in your 0:06:00.320 --> 0:06:05.799 underwear to absorb vaginal discharge or urine, it would still 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:08.240 what it's for. That's the main use of metal. Well, 0:06:08.480 --> 0:06:13.200 the maxipad primarily is used to absorb discharge during a 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:18.000 woman's period, but often can be used to absorb pee 0:06:18.880 --> 0:06:24.040 since women have a tendency to eject urine from themselves 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:29.680 like a pcr when they're giggling. Yes, exactly, women make 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:32.880 a giggle and they make a little peepee afterwards like 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:37.040 a turtle. Can you show me what that sounds like? Sure, 0:06:37.800 --> 0:06:46.440 a woman might go and then and what's that second part? 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:50.479 That's the little piss they make after they laugh. Right, 0:06:50.720 --> 0:06:53.400 You ever see a woman get really happy and she's 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:56.960 laughing and then she crosses both their hands in a 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:02.280 sort of position like this over their agile region. That's 0:07:02.320 --> 0:07:05.839 a performative act to say, I'm about to make a 0:07:05.920 --> 0:07:10.280 peepye because this is so funny. Okay, so people who 0:07:10.360 --> 0:07:15.640 have colds, are they actually cold? Well, no, catching a 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:20.640 cold meant that you got a disease during a colder month, 0:07:21.160 --> 0:07:26.600 the theory being initially that that the kyle God, damn it, 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:32.080 I'm trying to explain this the that the cold was 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:37.160 what transmitted a disease more and more effectively. But actually 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:42.360 it had to do with proximity during the winter months 0:07:42.400 --> 0:07:47.240 because people would be inside and around around rats. Oh, 0:07:47.400 --> 0:07:51.400 just around each other, Kyle, just around each other. And 0:07:51.560 --> 0:07:53.840 it doesn't need to be any rats. What does that 0:07:53.920 --> 0:07:59.280 have to do with the plague, Kyle. We've already dispelled 0:07:59.280 --> 0:08:03.520 this myth that only actually ten people got the bubonic plague? 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.560 And how come so many people died? Why did so 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:09.120 many people die from the bubonic plague? Was that some 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:12.680 sort of mystery, No, it's a mystery, Kyle. They just 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:17.840 happened to die at the same time. Was a kuink eating? Yes, 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:21.560 it's the technical. For instance, let's say you had someone 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:25.360 you knew who died on September eleventh, two thousand and one, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:28.760 your favorite date. Yes, I love it more than anything. 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.280 And let's say that they fell down the stairs an 0:08:33.360 --> 0:08:39.120 owl attacked them, And let's say an owl was stuck 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:43.280 in their attic. And let's say someone's mouthy wife I 0:08:43.360 --> 0:08:45.479 didn't know how to shut up and keep to herself, 0:08:46.120 --> 0:08:48.080 just happened to be at the top of the stairs 0:08:48.080 --> 0:08:51.240 of her attic, and an owl flew in through a window, 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:57.080 and the woman the wife, Kyle, the wife, the woman 0:08:57.240 --> 0:09:01.800 of the gentleman who's prow sing online for gay sex, 0:09:01.880 --> 0:09:05.960 and she finds his website and so then they have 0:09:06.040 --> 0:09:08.920 a fitful argument by the pool. But then she goes 0:09:08.960 --> 0:09:11.880 into the house and goes upstairs and then an owl 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:16.840 comes in. An owl? Ok? What a owl? An owl? Goddamn, 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:22.520 but an owl. Anyway, so she dies and it's on 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:25.440 September eleventh. But she didn't die from that. That's like 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:29.120 the Staircase. Have you watched the Staircase? Never seen it? No? 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:33.160 Idea durst? Oh, I love Robert He's a great I 0:09:33.240 --> 0:09:37.400 love that. I love what's that band he's in? Uh 0:09:37.679 --> 0:09:42.080 three eleven? I think? Yeah, man, I love Yeah, you 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.800 know my favorite is BTK. Do you want to know 0:09:45.840 --> 0:09:49.240 why some sort of British band? Or is that like Kate? Oh, 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:54.160 he's a serial killer, bind them, torture them, kill them. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:59.000 That it stood stands for yeah, but he's like that. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.199 What else is like? What does a C d C 0:10:01.440 --> 0:10:09.840 stand for? It's an add cock d dick cocked cock 0:10:10.480 --> 0:10:15.720 dick cock. Yeah, so every band stands for something? Yeah, yeah, 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:21.640 r E M rotate emotional mopads. Okay, what about E 0:10:21.800 --> 0:10:28.120 l O uh elegant labia opening? All right? What about 0:10:28.240 --> 0:10:37.520 n sync Uh? It's uh in the kitchen sink, right, Okay, 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:41.400 dishes say that they don't mention that kind of stuff, 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:48.360 but this is kind of the Hollywood pedophile stuff that 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:52.760 that's just the Hollywood pedophile stuff you were talking about. 0:10:52.840 --> 0:10:57.479 They hide little messages like the Beatles did in In 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.480 in a Revolver, Yeah revolve when they were like, uh, 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:07.600 you play it backwards supposedly, Yeah, a message, right, yeah, 0:11:07.760 --> 0:11:11.720 if you play it backwards. You Hitler speech at the 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:15.520 Nuremberg trial, Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they remember when after 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:18.760 the war the Hitler went on trial, they were like, 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:22.760 he committed suicide and they're like, no, no, no, he didn't. 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:25.319 And it was just a guy who looked like Hitler. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:28.040 The guy who killed himself looked like Hitler. But the 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:31.760 guy on trial was actually Hitler, and he gave and 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:34.679 then the judge and they said, okay, let's bring Hitler 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:37.360 up on the stand. And he was going by a 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:43.480 different name at that point, wasn't he Yeah, Tittler, Jason Tittler, 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:47.120 Jason Tittler. But nobody saw. Everyone saw through it because 0:11:47.160 --> 0:11:50.600 he looked just like Hitler, you know, and if you 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:54.040 yelled Hitler, hey Hitler, he would turn turn around. Media, 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:57.440 he turned around. You got you got to practice only 0:11:57.480 --> 0:12:02.680 turning around with Titler right, and so they they go, you, sir, 0:12:02.920 --> 0:12:06.520 the freezing and heat. The prosecutor says, you, sir, you 0:12:06.520 --> 0:12:10.920 are Hitler and and and you shouldn't be allowed to 0:12:10.920 --> 0:12:13.760 speak because you have that magic mouth that can make 0:12:13.800 --> 0:12:17.200 people kill Jews. Now, did Hitler ever have a cold? 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:24.160 Because he seemed infallible? That's fucking weird. Why is that 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:28.760 Wow secretly a Jew? H No, if he was secretly 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:31.080 a Jew, he'd have a cold all the time. Everyone 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:36.080 knows that Jews gets sicker almost forty more. Well, some 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.680 believe the Jews have something called a Nebbish DNA, and 0:12:41.800 --> 0:12:45.960 so then DNA it's n DNA, not mr NA. It's 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:51.840 n DNA, which is Nebbish DNA, and it makes the Jews. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:56.720 DNA is weaker. The bonds break apart faster. Cold atoms 0:12:56.760 --> 0:13:01.440 can get in there and dish cold atom. A cold 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:06.480 Adam is a sequel to Black Adam, the huge hit. 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:15.720 That's that's crazy. Everyone saw. Everyone rushed to the theater 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:19.000 to see Black Adam and wait till they hold cold 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:21.520 at him. Has even better this time. The rock is 0:13:21.600 --> 0:13:28.559 fucking freezing the whole time. That's so crazy. Damn yeh. 0:13:35.000 --> 0:13:35.240 Yeh. 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:39.480 I don't know if you know this, but I just 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:44.600 auditioned for a rock movie. Oh you did? Yeah? Well, 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.280 you know I've been on tour and maybe this is 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:50.439 where i got fucking sick man, because I've been on 0:13:50.520 --> 0:13:56.960 tour with Tom and uh Theo, Tom Segura the recent 0:13:57.040 --> 0:14:01.200 divorce A yes, yeah, and I mean he's been Leo 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:05.480 life ever since that yeah, tales introducing him to a 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.079 lot of hot women. Yeah, me and Theo. I mean 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:10.520 we did like some tour and we were around a 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:14.160 lot of people. I gotta say, So what tour? It 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:19.960 was a tour of ice facilities. Whoa wait a minute, 0:14:20.440 --> 0:14:27.400 ice facility? Wait to tell we were making the uh officers, 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:30.080 the ice officers try to laugh, to give them a 0:14:30.080 --> 0:14:33.960 little break from how hard it's been. Like a USO tour. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.320 It's like a USO tour, but a U s Iice 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:42.880 tour kind of okay, you know, tell us ice, us ice. 0:14:43.160 --> 0:14:49.280 So it's us ICE tour, Yes, us ICE tour, you 0:14:49.520 --> 0:14:52.960 seiice tour. And we would try to make try to 0:14:52.960 --> 0:14:55.000 give these guys a little bit of a break because 0:14:55.040 --> 0:14:59.400 it's so hard, assaulting and hurting, breaking apart, families. I mean, 0:15:00.080 --> 0:15:03.240 think about it. Imagine that happened to you. So we 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:10.280 try to, okay, get it together and anyway, Oh my throat, 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:13.520 it just feels like a fucking cave of knives. Have 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:16.320 you broken up some glass and mixed it with salt 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.280 and put it in your throat? I didn't do that. No, 0:15:19.480 --> 0:15:23.120 I'm not why. That's crazy. That seems like the opposite 0:15:23.160 --> 0:15:25.320 of what I need to do. No. No, That's the 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:30.160 whole thing about cures, Kyle, is that the best cures 0:15:30.200 --> 0:15:34.040 are always the ones that seemed the craziest. So, like 0:15:34.120 --> 0:15:37.200 you have a fever, right never goes well. You should 0:15:37.280 --> 0:15:42.040 cool yourself. You should set it and douse yourself in 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:47.560 kerosene and light yourself on fucking fire. So okay, what 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:51.200 if I have aids? If you why if you have aids, 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:56.160 what you should do is find a find your local 0:15:56.240 --> 0:15:59.760 glory hole, right wherever your local sucker I know where 0:15:59.760 --> 0:16:03.840 this is going. Okay, what about chickencows? That's not a 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:07.240 thing anymore, is it. You know you're gonna be like 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:11.320 this guy's he's like a broken record. Find your local 0:16:11.880 --> 0:16:15.440 suckhole and everything goes back to the glory hole, is 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:22.000 what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, you're saying that we should 0:16:22.040 --> 0:16:31.320 all just like a second, take your time, Kyle. What 0:16:31.360 --> 0:16:36.560 are you taking there, Kyle? Supplement with these vitamins or something? Uh, 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:39.200 it looks like I thought that was like Arizona iceed tea. 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:43.200 They're like gummies. You know, have you heard about Arizona 0:16:43.360 --> 0:16:47.560 iced tea cubes? No? Is that it's Arizona iced tea, 0:16:47.600 --> 0:16:52.040 but in a gummy? Why would I take that? Oh, 0:16:52.080 --> 0:16:57.640 the refreshing imagine mixing the refreshing taste of Arizona iced 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:02.480 tea with the bitter fake lemon tinge with your own slide. 0:17:02.920 --> 0:17:05.320 Well you know what we did. I did hear that 0:17:05.480 --> 0:17:12.000 Arizona ice tea is actually collabing. They're actually teaming up 0:17:12.040 --> 0:17:12.679 with Ice. 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:13.160 Yeah. 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.639 Yeah, I'm sure you're to supply all the ice officers 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:21.560 with some refreshing drinks. Is that true? Yeah? It is 0:17:21.600 --> 0:17:24.520 because when you think about it, Kyle, you know how 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:28.520 hard it is when every day you have to break 0:17:28.560 --> 0:17:30.919 apart of family. You have to break apart of family, 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:34.360 or you've got to ram. Uh, you gotta ram some 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:38.320 you know woman with your mini van, some annoying woman 0:17:38.480 --> 0:17:41.600 trying to annoying trying to help people, and and so 0:17:41.760 --> 0:17:45.480 you've gotta, yeah, help people, and so what you've got 0:17:45.480 --> 0:17:48.080 to do is rammer with your mini van and then 0:17:48.200 --> 0:17:51.760 later say that she was a threat. Is that the 0:17:51.760 --> 0:17:56.399 most efficient way to kill an innocent person is with 0:17:56.640 --> 0:17:59.760 ramming them with a minivan? Well, there's actually it's funny 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:02.960 you say. There was an automotive study done by Triple 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:07.199 A in two thousand and nine that said that the 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:13.720 most effective way to eliminate a publicly annoying helping hand 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:20.160 is with a Dodge Mini Star. Why is that? Well, 0:18:20.280 --> 0:18:24.600 the bumper construction, Kyle, the bumper construction is just at 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:28.919 the right hit right, the bumper construction is just at 0:18:28.960 --> 0:18:31.960 the right height. I would love to see somebody get 0:18:32.080 --> 0:18:35.240 hit by a Dodge. I mean that's funny. Well you can. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:38.399 You can go online and see it right now, or 0:18:38.480 --> 0:18:41.720 go to any city where Ice is currently located. Okay, 0:18:41.760 --> 0:18:44.280 so yeah, let's talk about it. Why did Arizona? Is 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:47.359 it just because the name Arizona, Iced tea and ice 0:18:47.560 --> 0:18:50.480 they go together hand in hand. That's it. It's the 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:54.240 laziest possible connection we could make, and we did it, 0:18:54.680 --> 0:19:00.639 which is Arizon. So okay, So Arizona Ice. He and 0:19:00.920 --> 0:19:07.720 ice are combining forces here. So what are their new flavors? Yeah, 0:19:07.960 --> 0:19:11.439 there is uh, so there's uh. This is a really 0:19:11.920 --> 0:19:20.040 delicious one. It's a wild blue Raspberry Child separation. Now 0:19:20.040 --> 0:19:23.560 what's that? Okay, so that's the taste. So this is 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:26.240 a new company that's been working on. How do we 0:19:26.440 --> 0:19:29.720 remember Willy Wonka where they said they could do the 0:19:29.760 --> 0:19:33.840 emotions Timothy Salome, Yeah, with the great Timid. Everyone remembers 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:37.879 the most memorable Willy Wonka, and it was with Timothy Shallowy, 0:19:38.320 --> 0:19:41.640 a trained rat that knows how to act like a human. 0:19:41.880 --> 0:19:45.439 Now he is a rat, right he is? Yes, yes, rat? 0:19:45.560 --> 0:19:48.560 Is that true? He's one hundred percent rat. So they 0:19:48.640 --> 0:19:52.080 just shaved him down. They shave him every day and 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:54.879 they train him how to speak and uh and and 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:58.240 behave like a human by dangling a very small treat 0:19:58.440 --> 0:20:03.280 just off camera. Okay, all right, so he's Willie Wonka. 0:20:03.920 --> 0:20:09.400 What does have toy? So that we can now imbue 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:14.879 sodas with emotional feelings. We can put a flavor in 0:20:15.000 --> 0:20:20.399 a drink that makes you feel a feeling. So Wild 0:20:20.440 --> 0:20:26.399 Blue Raspberry Child Separation gives you that powerful tangy burst 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:30.240 of a blue raspberry that ice cold sweet. What's this 0:20:30.400 --> 0:20:34.320 other one I'm hearing about? Electric fence? What is that electric? 0:20:34.359 --> 0:20:38.320 Arizona's Tea electric fence? Electric fence is interesting. You know 0:20:38.440 --> 0:20:41.760 how in the Guinness in a Guinness can, they have 0:20:41.880 --> 0:20:45.040 a nitrogen cap so that when you open the can, 0:20:45.200 --> 0:20:51.000 it im it injects the the nitrogen into the Guinness, 0:20:51.200 --> 0:20:52.600 so that makes it Guinness. 0:20:52.640 --> 0:20:52.720 Ye. 0:20:53.359 --> 0:20:57.400 Well, the same thing here, except it's a small charged 0:20:57.600 --> 0:21:03.080 electrical current that's activated when you open the can, electrocuting 0:21:03.160 --> 0:21:07.600 you while getting a refreshment. That's crazy. Well, God bless 0:21:07.680 --> 0:21:13.400 arizona Sed Tea for supporting that's unbelievable. Well, and then 0:21:13.480 --> 0:21:17.360 there's also have you I don't know if you've had 0:21:17.520 --> 0:21:22.960 a shot in the neck nectarine, which is really that's 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:27.520 quite a shot in the nectarene. Shot in the nectarine. Yeah, 0:21:28.080 --> 0:21:31.080 and what's shot in the nectreene? It's a tribute to 0:21:31.600 --> 0:21:35.760 none other than the great Charlie Kirk. He was he 0:21:35.960 --> 0:21:38.640 was really just something else. And the best thing about 0:21:38.680 --> 0:21:41.080 the drink is you don't drink it from the top. 0:21:41.680 --> 0:21:44.800 You actually poke a hole about one third of the 0:21:44.840 --> 0:21:49.639 way down and it comes spilling out. That's crazy. Yeah, okay, 0:21:49.840 --> 0:21:52.119 so what am I supposed to do? I have a cold? 0:21:52.480 --> 0:21:55.119 All right, well Kyle, So first off, I just need 0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:58.800 to ask you. Did you tour the children's portion of 0:21:58.960 --> 0:22:03.480 the ice detention? And of course, well there we go, Kyle. 0:22:04.200 --> 0:22:08.600 Children are the source of most disease. They're super spreaders. 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:11.880 Like if you go to a pre school, yes, oh, 0:22:11.920 --> 0:22:15.600 I go to preschool. If you go, let's say linger 0:22:15.680 --> 0:22:18.680 in a preschool. You linger in a midical middle Oh no, 0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.760 uh huh? Did you just vomit? It was just that 0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:27.119 lamb is coming up like crazy? What color is your 0:22:27.200 --> 0:22:30.440 flam Let's go through the checklist. It's like a greenish 0:22:30.680 --> 0:22:33.200 brown yellow. Oh, you have a dose that you have 0:22:33.400 --> 0:22:39.000 all three colors of flem Kyle, it's unprecedented. That's like 0:22:39.119 --> 0:22:42.399 the perfect storm. That's like in uh, it's like in 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:46.560 a Twister where they never h Why did you just 0:22:46.600 --> 0:22:51.159 say perfect storm? I'm that's also a movie. I know 0:22:51.560 --> 0:22:53.800 you would have just set up perfect storm. Why go 0:22:53.960 --> 0:22:57.360 all the way to twister. It's like twister meets perfect storm, 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:02.399 which is the ultimate twistiest storm or a perfect twister. 0:23:02.840 --> 0:23:04.720 What does it say about me that I have three 0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:07.760 fucking colors? You've got a viral infection, You've got a 0:23:07.840 --> 0:23:12.040 bacterial infection, and you have a little bit of a 0:23:12.280 --> 0:23:15.520 stuff infection. You have a staff infection. Yeah, you have 0:23:15.640 --> 0:23:19.360 all three. That's crazy. So you got this now most 0:23:19.400 --> 0:23:22.280 people say, oh, a cold. Now here's some things we 0:23:22.400 --> 0:23:27.439 do know that the coronavirus and rhinovirus in the winter months, 0:23:28.160 --> 0:23:33.320 the virus's shell is sturdier, so it is stronger. Also, 0:23:33.560 --> 0:23:37.639 air is drier. Well, I would think a rhinos shell 0:23:38.040 --> 0:23:43.240 is sturdy. This is a rhinovirus, which is a totally 0:23:43.359 --> 0:23:50.360 different thing. A rhinovirus is a spiky virus. Rhinos have spikes, right, 0:23:50.400 --> 0:23:52.920 But that's why it's called a rhinovirus. It's not a 0:23:53.040 --> 0:23:59.200 rhinoceros or rhinosaurus as someone might call it. But the 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:05.960 rhino the rhinos are dinosaurs. No, they're not io dino, 0:24:06.640 --> 0:24:13.040 rhino dino dino rhinosaurrists. Well, I do have any sores, 0:24:13.320 --> 0:24:15.320 by the way, I do have sores. Yeah, I have 0:24:15.400 --> 0:24:20.760 cold sores where all of your lips or within my lips. Well, 0:24:20.840 --> 0:24:23.800 I go the ones on my dick went away. I 0:24:23.920 --> 0:24:27.960 had a cold once where I sneezed out my cock 0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:32.200 the whole time. What does that mean, well, Uh, I 0:24:32.280 --> 0:24:36.240 would get what I felt was like a sickness, like 0:24:36.400 --> 0:24:40.960 a like a sickness in my head, right yeah, And 0:24:41.200 --> 0:24:44.080 I would start to feel like, uh, there was this 0:24:44.280 --> 0:24:46.760 poison in me, this pain in me that had to 0:24:46.840 --> 0:24:49.440 come out. And I was like, oh, I think I'm 0:24:49.480 --> 0:24:53.120 getting sick. So I would go outside. You just want 0:24:53.160 --> 0:24:57.440 to jerk off a woman's bedroom window, or stand on 0:24:57.560 --> 0:25:02.600 top of an apartment building, or linger near high school girls. 0:25:02.800 --> 0:25:06.920 Sure you're just not cowling your horniness A cold? No, No, 0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:09.879 this is a disease, Kyle. A sickness I have that 0:25:10.880 --> 0:25:13.639 the only way to relieve it is to sneeze. And 0:25:13.960 --> 0:25:16.360 the way I do it is by working my penis 0:25:16.520 --> 0:25:20.159 over and over again until it finally sneezes and snot 0:25:20.280 --> 0:25:24.960 comes out. Usually I feel a sense of euphoria, followed 0:25:25.040 --> 0:25:41.280 by a deep shame and rage. Okay, now, what year 0:25:41.400 --> 0:25:43.280 is it? It's what is it? Meant? It's the year 0:25:43.520 --> 0:25:47.640 nineteen eighty five? What year? And your mom is You're 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:53.080 gonna fuck your mom? What? Kyle? You've got back in 0:25:53.240 --> 0:25:55.680 time and the only way for you to go back 0:25:55.720 --> 0:25:58.520 to the future is to fuck your mind. Stop messing 0:25:58.600 --> 0:26:03.399 with me, Bobby, what year is it. It's nineteen fifty five, Kyle, 0:26:04.160 --> 0:26:07.399 You've got all the way back to the future. Bobby, 0:26:07.840 --> 0:26:11.320 what year is it. It's twenty twenty six. Okay. Why 0:26:11.560 --> 0:26:15.160 haven't we solved the cold? Why haven't we cured the cold? 0:26:15.320 --> 0:26:19.639 That common That is crazy? You can't deserve we cured. 0:26:19.760 --> 0:26:24.960 We haven't cured. We have cured Alzheimer's. We have cured. Yes, 0:26:25.320 --> 0:26:31.480 why haven't we cured the cold? Everybody knows that you 0:26:31.600 --> 0:26:35.760 can't cure the common cold because people don't want it 0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:38.160 to be cured. They don't want it to be cured. 0:26:38.320 --> 0:26:41.800 Why because it's such a huge profitable as you get 0:26:41.840 --> 0:26:44.560 out of work, how that was? You know, if you 0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:47.400 didn't have a cold, how the hell could you you'd 0:26:47.440 --> 0:26:50.840 be working all the time. Kyle. Every once in a while, 0:26:50.960 --> 0:26:52.800 you got to get a cold, and you go, oh, 0:26:53.160 --> 0:26:55.520 I got a cold. I gotta you're saying it's nothing 0:26:55.640 --> 0:26:59.480 to do with the with right the right aid industry, 0:27:00.960 --> 0:27:05.400 Well has evs trying to make a fucking dollar. Big 0:27:05.600 --> 0:27:10.160 CVS and Big Right Aid and Big Dwayne Reid, Big 0:27:10.320 --> 0:27:16.200 Walgreens and Big Walgreens and Big Medi Mart all have 0:27:16.359 --> 0:27:22.920 a vested interest in what Kyle keeping you selling like sweatpants, 0:27:23.040 --> 0:27:29.120 selling like cheap sweatpants, selling Chief sweatpants, Valentine's Day candy, Yeah, 0:27:29.280 --> 0:27:36.120 selling a large hollow milk chocolate eggs, getting your picture 0:27:36.240 --> 0:27:42.240 printed after like a day or two. Yeah, purchasing various 0:27:42.480 --> 0:27:51.280 sized foot padding, getting diabetes socks. Uh. Finding uh, just 0:27:51.440 --> 0:27:58.520 the right shadee reflective nail polish that's locked away by Okay, 0:27:58.600 --> 0:28:00.920 And so they make money off the well, they're making 0:28:01.000 --> 0:28:03.919 money off the cold, is what you're saying. They're making 0:28:04.040 --> 0:28:06.840 money off the cold. They're making money off the fact 0:28:06.880 --> 0:28:09.040 that if you take a few days off from work, 0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:11.320 what are you gonna do. If you're sick and you 0:28:11.400 --> 0:28:13.720 got a few days off from work, you don't want 0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:16.080 to go far. You're going to go to your local, 0:28:16.400 --> 0:28:19.320 right ad Just scam, It's basically what you're saying. It's 0:28:19.359 --> 0:28:21.640 the same thing as like when I do crowd work. 0:28:21.840 --> 0:28:26.800 I know I'm not giving anything of value to my audience, right, 0:28:27.280 --> 0:28:31.000 I'm just creating shitty content that's going to be passed around. 0:28:31.080 --> 0:28:33.960 I have a confession. It's like when I talk about 0:28:34.240 --> 0:28:40.000 supplements or eating you know, chicken parts to save money, 0:28:40.440 --> 0:28:43.080 as opposed to having like a chicken breast, having like 0:28:43.240 --> 0:28:47.280 a chicken neck or foot that I simply just don't 0:28:47.360 --> 0:28:52.080 know what I'm talking about and I'm making it up. Wow, 0:28:53.360 --> 0:28:56.880 But that's what happens when you have the common cold. Well, 0:28:56.920 --> 0:28:59.440 tell me what happens to your body during a common 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:02.240 during and why is it common? Is that anything to 0:29:02.440 --> 0:29:06.680