1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show, The Jesse Kelly Show, 2 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Monday. 3 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:27,160 Speaker 1: And so we're gonna talk about the communist cancers that 4 00:00:27,200 --> 00:00:31,000 Speaker 1: have embedded themselves. Looks like Ford has one on their hands. 5 00:00:31,360 --> 00:00:33,960 Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about that as it pertains to the 6 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: military as well FBI. Many other things we're gonna do email. 7 00:00:38,400 --> 00:00:42,240 Speaker 1: It's this hour we're gonna do well. We have to 8 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,320 Speaker 1: talk about wild animals, we have to talk about illegals 9 00:00:45,320 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: still voting in elections. We still have a lot to 10 00:00:48,760 --> 00:00:54,200 Speaker 1: cover on a Monday on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, Chris, 11 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: I want you to do me a favorite, and you're 12 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: gonna get mad about it because I probably should have 13 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:02,520 Speaker 1: brought it up beforehand. And whatever. That Disney chick, the 14 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,479 Speaker 1: Disney producer, the audio, we've played it many times. He's 15 00:01:05,480 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 1: already gonna find it. There's a story out Ford the 16 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 1: motor company. Ford. They have an executive now. They have 17 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:27,399 Speaker 1: his title officially as the company's Chief Learning Officer. So 18 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:29,720 Speaker 1: I don't think I have to tell you he's gay. 19 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 1: If you're hiring anybody, and that's his title, Chief Learning officer. 20 00:01:35,360 --> 00:01:39,640 Speaker 1: You could just automatically assume it's one hundred percent guarantee 21 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:43,840 Speaker 1: anyone with that title's gay. And so what is his 22 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: actual role, Well, he's the DEI guy. That's what the 23 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: chief learning officer does. They went found a gay dude 24 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,960 Speaker 1: and they said, hey, you definitely seem like the kind 25 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:56,040 Speaker 1: of communists we want to work here at Ford. And 26 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: this is what he did. He posted it himself, so 27 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: I guess I'll just go off of what he said. 28 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:08,440 Speaker 1: He saw an elderly man watching Fox News on a 29 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:13,600 Speaker 1: flight from San Diego quote deplaning, and I noticed he 30 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: and his wife are getting into their airport wheelchairs to 31 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:22,000 Speaker 1: be pushed to the next gate. My filter was malfunctioning. 32 00:02:22,840 --> 00:02:27,880 Speaker 1: Love to see you supporting DEI. The elder passenger replied, 33 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:33,720 Speaker 1: not me. Evans said, yes, you. That wheelchair and the 34 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,840 Speaker 1: human pushing it are provided at no direct cost to you, 35 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: rather by a subsidized cost attributed to every passenger in 36 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:45,880 Speaker 1: this airport, provided to level the playing field for you. Now, 37 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: this is an investigative reporting. Barrett Evans, the Chief Learning 38 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:59,200 Speaker 1: Officer at Ford, bragged about this. Now this is a 39 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: human being, I have no doubt who has a generous 40 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: guaranteed six figure salary guaranteed, and it's probably not in 41 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: the low six figures either. A high, high executive with 42 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:17,640 Speaker 1: a major corporation, and he took to social media to 43 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:22,840 Speaker 1: brag about yelling at an old man in a wheelchair, 44 00:03:23,639 --> 00:03:28,200 Speaker 1: essentially about watching Fox News. This comes back to a 45 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:30,959 Speaker 1: conversation that we've had so many times before, and in fact, 46 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,600 Speaker 1: it's going to lead us perfectly into the military and 47 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:37,600 Speaker 1: the FBI. In fact, it's going to lead us into archaeology. 48 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: The communist, it is normal to think that he will, 49 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: even if not set aside his communism, he will make 50 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: his communism second place once you bring him into an 51 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:57,480 Speaker 1: important company or an important role of some kind. It's 52 00:03:57,600 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: human nature to think that, because it's not you religion, 53 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: you couldn't imagine doing what he does. But the communist 54 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:10,720 Speaker 1: never ever, ever, ever ever sets aside his religion ever. 55 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:16,000 Speaker 1: It never ever ever becomes number two under any circumstances. 56 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: It is the chief religion and nothing will ever take 57 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:23,000 Speaker 1: its place. So you can take him, and you can 58 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,360 Speaker 1: put him in the boy Scouts. He's gonna figure out 59 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,320 Speaker 1: a way to make a communist. You can put him 60 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,200 Speaker 1: in charge of the NFL, NASCAR. He's gonna figure out 61 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:32,080 Speaker 1: how to make it communist. You can put him in 62 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:34,320 Speaker 1: charge of the church. He'll figure out how to make 63 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: it communist. You can put you can put her as 64 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:42,479 Speaker 1: a big shot producer for Disney Kids movies. What's she 65 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,400 Speaker 1: gonna do with it? Hey, LaToya Ravenow, what did you 66 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:46,799 Speaker 1: do with your job at Disney? 67 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 2: I worked at small studios most of my career, and 68 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:52,520 Speaker 2: I'd heard, you know, hear whispers, like I'd heard things like, oh, 69 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,600 Speaker 2: you know, they won't let you show this at a 70 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:56,560 Speaker 2: Disney show, And I'm like, okay. So I was a 71 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,279 Speaker 2: little li like sus when I started, But then my 72 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 2: experience was bafflingly the opposite of what I had heard. 73 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:08,200 Speaker 2: The showrunners were super welcoming, Meredith Roberts and like the 74 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 2: our leadership over there has been so welcoming to like 75 00:05:13,360 --> 00:05:15,480 Speaker 2: my like not at all secret gay agenda and so 76 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,680 Speaker 2: like I feel like I felt like it was I mean, 77 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 2: like maybe it was that way in the past, but 78 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,479 Speaker 2: I guess like something must have happened in the last 79 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 2: like like they're turning and around, they're going hard, and 80 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:31,040 Speaker 2: then all that like momentum that I felt like that 81 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 2: sense of I don't have to be afraid. Let's have 82 00:05:34,839 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: these two characters kiss. Let's in the background, Like I 83 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 2: was just wherever I. 84 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:42,719 Speaker 3: Could, just basically adding queerness to like if you see 85 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,479 Speaker 3: anything clear in the show around them, But like I 86 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,680 Speaker 3: just was, like no one would stop me, and no 87 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:48,919 Speaker 3: one was trying to stop me. 88 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:51,760 Speaker 1: Is that a show producer? Is that a writer? Is 89 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:57,400 Speaker 1: that a director? Or is that a communist activist? It 90 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:02,400 Speaker 1: doesn't matter what job title you hand them. And this 91 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 1: is going to lead me to the military. It doesn't 92 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:08,880 Speaker 1: actually matter what uniform you hand them. It doesn't matter 93 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 1: how important the role you hand them is. There is 94 00:06:13,839 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: never a situation where the communists will set aside his 95 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,880 Speaker 1: religion for something higher, because for the communists there is 96 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:28,520 Speaker 1: nothing higher. Look, before I even get to the military, 97 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:30,919 Speaker 1: here's the story. You probably missed it. It's not important, 98 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: but it was at a CBS. The headline is ancient 99 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:40,760 Speaker 1: altar found in Guatemala jungle, apparently used for sacrifices, especially 100 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 1: of children. Now it's no, it's not exactly breaking news 101 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: that the native tribes you would know them as Mayans 102 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 1: and Aztecs and those types, the native tribes of what 103 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,440 Speaker 1: is now known as Latin America. They were famous for 104 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: their human sacrifice. They just they were really really demonic, 105 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 1: devil worshiping societies that believed in killing people to their 106 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 1: sacrificing people for their gods, for better weather, for better crops, 107 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:11,360 Speaker 1: for better and oftentimes it was children. Okay, so this 108 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 1: is a story. It's actually a cool discovery. They found 109 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:18,040 Speaker 1: one of the temples where all this stuff was taking place. Okay, 110 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: so you got that it's historical, we got it, we 111 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: got it. But there's there's a little tidbit in here 112 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:29,760 Speaker 1: that's so so revealing. Maria Belen Mendez. This is quoted 113 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:32,440 Speaker 1: from the article. Well, I'll just read right from the article. 114 00:07:32,680 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 1: An archaeologist who was not involved in the project said, 115 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:41,560 Speaker 1: the discovery confirms quote that there has been an interconnection 116 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:46,160 Speaker 1: between both cultures and what their relationships with their gods 117 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:50,960 Speaker 1: and celestial bodies. Celestial bodies was, Like, we see how 118 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:55,640 Speaker 1: the issue of sacrifice exists in both cultures. It was 119 00:07:55,680 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: a practice. It's not that they were violent, it was 120 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:08,480 Speaker 1: their way of connecting with the celestial bodies. You see 121 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:15,960 Speaker 1: this woman, Maria sure, her title says archaeologist. I'm sure 122 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 1: she studied very hard to become an archaeologist. I'm sure 123 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:26,480 Speaker 1: her profession is that of an archaeologist, But Maria has 124 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: a higher calling. You see, there are saintly tribal peoples 125 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,199 Speaker 1: who are we all know the height of all good 126 00:08:35,600 --> 00:08:41,520 Speaker 1: and Western civilization is the evil conquering force that stopped them. 127 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:46,480 Speaker 1: But these saintly tribal peoples, they're the good guys in 128 00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:52,040 Speaker 1: the story. And so if you happen to as an archaeologist, 129 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,840 Speaker 1: if you happen to discover and I didn't go into 130 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:59,960 Speaker 1: the details of it, but they actually have the children 131 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,360 Speaker 1: skulls and things like that, like it's dark, man, it's 132 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: really dark, straight out of Indiana Jones. But if you're 133 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:11,160 Speaker 1: Maria Belen Mendez, you understand that you have a job. 134 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,080 Speaker 1: You have a role to play, and it's not to 135 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: be an archaeologist. That's just the skin suit you happen 136 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,280 Speaker 1: to wear. You have a job, and your job is 137 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:28,200 Speaker 1: to protect the saintly reputation of the glorious native peoples 138 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 1: who were crushed by evil Western civilization. So when you 139 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:40,000 Speaker 1: come across the place where children were tortured to death, 140 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,439 Speaker 1: I don't I can't put it any nicer for you. 141 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:48,800 Speaker 1: They would. The Aztecs in particular, believe that children's tears 142 00:09:49,920 --> 00:09:53,000 Speaker 1: had an extra benefit. So it's not just that they 143 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:58,679 Speaker 1: would bring in children and murder them. They would they 144 00:09:58,679 --> 00:10:01,680 Speaker 1: would torture them first. I won't go one of the 145 00:10:01,679 --> 00:10:04,319 Speaker 1: details of it. Their kids listening is really bad. Okay. 146 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,800 Speaker 1: They would do terrible things to the children to make 147 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:11,560 Speaker 1: sure that children were crying before they then killed them. 148 00:10:12,559 --> 00:10:18,080 Speaker 1: But if you're a modern communist, that that doesn't work 149 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:21,560 Speaker 1: with the revolution you're trying to fight. So you take 150 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:26,760 Speaker 1: your title, your skin suit as archaeologist, and you have 151 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:31,240 Speaker 1: to protect these saintly natives. You see. Communism never gets 152 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:34,959 Speaker 1: set aside, it never gets pushed down to number two ever. 153 00:10:35,520 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 1: And that's going to bring us to the military and 154 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,320 Speaker 1: the job Pete Hegseth has on his hands. Let's do 155 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:47,200 Speaker 1: this email real quick. First, dear meaning mcmean face, I 156 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:50,319 Speaker 1: understand you have a passionate to stay for Coleslaw, regardless 157 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,439 Speaker 1: of its contents. But I also know that you oblah 158 00:10:53,640 --> 00:10:57,600 Speaker 1: what's your preference for Mexican beans? Refried or charro beans 159 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 1: are almost always disgusting, are acceptable, though refried beans can 160 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,160 Speaker 1: be really good, especially on a nacho by the way. 161 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 1: I just received my new order of rough Greens in 162 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:13,160 Speaker 1: the male for my also worthless three year old golden doodle, Rufous. 163 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 1: Rufous is such a perfect name for a goldendoodle. While 164 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,840 Speaker 1: he loves crispy romain, lettuce and veggies, we supplement those 165 00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:24,480 Speaker 1: with rough greens so he will outlive us. Says it's 166 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:27,520 Speaker 1: okay to say his name. His name is Doug. Give 167 00:11:27,559 --> 00:11:30,760 Speaker 1: your dog rough greens. Whether you have a dumb dog 168 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 1: like I do, and like Doug does, and whether you 169 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:37,200 Speaker 1: have a decent dog, we do love them. We love 170 00:11:37,240 --> 00:11:40,559 Speaker 1: them and they love us, and we want them to live, 171 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:45,520 Speaker 1: and it hurts when they die. Roughgreens is the only 172 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:47,559 Speaker 1: way your dog's going to get nutrition. He doesn't get 173 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 1: any from his food. Sprinkle some on his food. Let 174 00:11:52,160 --> 00:11:57,480 Speaker 1: him live longer. Roughgreens dot com, slash Jessee or eight 175 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:02,200 Speaker 1: three three three three mind do. We'll be back The 176 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:06,920 Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse kellyshow 177 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:11,920 Speaker 1: dot com. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Always. Still 178 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 1: have so much to get to. I just wanted to 179 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,120 Speaker 1: touch on this before we move on to other things. 180 00:12:17,160 --> 00:12:20,719 Speaker 1: I need to talk about a secret that I'm well. 181 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:22,760 Speaker 1: I'm going to start having I'm going to share it 182 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:24,760 Speaker 1: with you before I get to that, and emails and 183 00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 1: other things. Those communists I just laid out in Disney 184 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:34,760 Speaker 1: and Ford and other places. They're all throughout our government. 185 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:39,079 Speaker 1: They are throughout not just the parts of our government 186 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,680 Speaker 1: we hate. Right, if I told you they're in the 187 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:45,840 Speaker 1: a EPA, you'd know that they are all over the 188 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:52,640 Speaker 1: United States military. Barack Obama spent eight years filling up 189 00:12:52,640 --> 00:12:55,520 Speaker 1: the military with as many dirty communists as he could, 190 00:12:56,559 --> 00:13:00,120 Speaker 1: and then Trump's first term he didn't get rid of them, 191 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,120 Speaker 1: and then Joe Biden came in and turned that program 192 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:07,800 Speaker 1: into overdrive. And now all the dirty communist generals Obama 193 00:13:07,880 --> 00:13:11,240 Speaker 1: put into place, well, they have spread their communism down 194 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:14,960 Speaker 1: through the ranks and now top to bottom the United 195 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 1: States military, not was is infected with these types. Did 196 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: you see what that colonel from Greenland said. I'm not 197 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,559 Speaker 1: going to go into the details of the story. Our 198 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:28,760 Speaker 1: Vice President jad Vance went over to Greenland and really 199 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:31,440 Speaker 1: gave kind of the most benign comments ever. Hey, we're 200 00:13:31,440 --> 00:13:34,040 Speaker 1: going to see about green them becoming ours whatever it's 201 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: presidential policy. The Space Force colonel sends out an email. 202 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,880 Speaker 1: Was it even like a side conversation with the friend, 203 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 1: sends out an email to everyone basically saying, well, that's 204 00:13:46,679 --> 00:13:53,400 Speaker 1: not my policy. She can't help herself. We finally, just 205 00:13:53,440 --> 00:13:56,280 Speaker 1: today we got rid of Linda Fagen. Do you remember 206 00:13:56,320 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: Linda Fagen Coast Guard comment? Maybe the name Fagan rings 207 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,840 Speaker 1: a bell. 208 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 4: We currently have nearly forty percent women enrolled at the 209 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:10,840 Speaker 4: Coastguard academy. I'm really excited about the talent and the 210 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:14,720 Speaker 4: diversity that I see coming through the academy. My daughter 211 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,040 Speaker 4: is in the Coastguard as a lieutenant, and there is 212 00:14:18,160 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 4: just nothing but opportunity for her and all of the 213 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,720 Speaker 4: men and women that have joined the service. I'm really 214 00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:26,440 Speaker 4: excited about the future as we look ahead. 215 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,120 Speaker 1: Really excited about the diversity of it. Is she excited 216 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,200 Speaker 1: to make the Coastguard more lethal, better Sharper, No, no, no, no, no, 217 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: she's excited. The Fagon way is excited about it. Oh 218 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:37,920 Speaker 1: do we have enough women in here? Do we have 219 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,160 Speaker 1: enough gays in it? Do we have enough? But Fagins 220 00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:44,040 Speaker 1: are everywhere. We have a Fagon problem throughout the United 221 00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:46,960 Speaker 1: States government. It's not like she's a one off. You 222 00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:51,200 Speaker 1: could go to every single military branch. Fagin fagin. Fagin, 223 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:55,240 Speaker 1: I R s fag the atf saw fagins, the whole thing. 224 00:14:56,040 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 1: Every single branch of the government has fagin throughout it. 225 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,040 Speaker 1: And this is our problem. You have to get these 226 00:15:04,160 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: cancerous fagins out of the government or they will destroy 227 00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 1: your organization, just like they destroyed Disney, just like they 228 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,720 Speaker 1: destroyed Hollywood, just like they've got it every Just like, 229 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,160 Speaker 1: why do you have to see and racism in the 230 00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:18,840 Speaker 1: end zone in the NFL. You thought the fagins were 231 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:22,920 Speaker 1: just in the civilian world. There's a fagon in every 232 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: single office building in the United States government. And remember 233 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,720 Speaker 1: this Ladyha Shoshana chat failed. Oh God. 234 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,080 Speaker 5: And we've also heard, just. 235 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:39,160 Speaker 1: Know that this lady was a vice admiral in the Navy. 236 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,520 Speaker 1: Remember I told you we got a fagon problem. 237 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:49,760 Speaker 5: We've also heard about the meaningful participation of women in 238 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:53,680 Speaker 5: the security and defense sectors. We have learned about the 239 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:57,560 Speaker 5: importance of gender inclusive approaches. We will be left with 240 00:15:57,600 --> 00:16:00,200 Speaker 5: a professional military ready to get after the knees of 241 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:04,160 Speaker 5: the nation, with highly talented, diverse, in capable people before us, 242 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:07,440 Speaker 5: beside us, and behind us. 243 00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:14,400 Speaker 1: Barack Obama put them into place. But it's actually so 244 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:19,400 Speaker 1: much worse than that, because again, like any malignant, malignant cancer, 245 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:25,560 Speaker 1: they grow. What's that word they use, starts with a metastasize. 246 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:31,520 Speaker 1: You see today it's one fagon. But then who does 247 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:36,240 Speaker 1: she promote. She's looking for little fagins, fagins who will 248 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: carry on the fagin Why and then this fagon one 249 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: fagon becomes three fagins, becomes twenty fagins, becomes one hundred fagins. Soon, geez, 250 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: your entire office of corps fagon at every single dagone level. 251 00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,000 Speaker 1: This is what I have stressed over and over and 252 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,000 Speaker 1: over again about the FBI, about the military, about things 253 00:16:57,040 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 1: like that. I am happy we are removing so some 254 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:04,720 Speaker 1: of these tumors, some of these tumors. You cannot possibly 255 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:08,880 Speaker 1: cut too deep, because once you get a fagoin in there, 256 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 1: they will do the only thing communists know how to do, communism, 257 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 1: and it will be number one. I don't care if 258 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:19,720 Speaker 1: the Vice President think about this, think about this. That 259 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:23,480 Speaker 1: woman who just got relieved of her command, she was 260 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: the commander of Space Force Greenland. If you were I 261 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,879 Speaker 1: don't expect you to know everything about the military, but 262 00:17:29,960 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: you are smart enough to know how long do you 263 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:37,000 Speaker 1: have to stay in. How prestigious is it to become 264 00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:41,359 Speaker 1: a colonel in the Space Force in charge of the base. 265 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:47,240 Speaker 1: You are the base commander. She gave all that up, 266 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 1: sending out an email blasting the vice president. Gave it 267 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,879 Speaker 1: all up without a second thought. Why was there not 268 00:17:55,960 --> 00:18:00,560 Speaker 1: a second thought? Because communism isn't number two for her. 269 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,000 Speaker 1: She's not a Space Force commander first and then a 270 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:10,280 Speaker 1: communist when she's off duty. There is no second for 271 00:18:10,359 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: a communist. They are a communist first and foremost, no 272 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:19,040 Speaker 1: matter the title, no matter the uniform. We have a 273 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:22,679 Speaker 1: lot more work to do, a lot more work to do. 274 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:29,960 Speaker 1: Trust me. Today was Fagan number one. There better be well. 275 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:34,760 Speaker 1: Got three million government employees. We're facing an army of Fagins. 276 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:43,760 Speaker 1: We better win. We'll be back. Jesse Kelly Vaccian. It 277 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:46,800 Speaker 1: is the Jesse Kelly Show reminding you you need to 278 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: email the show your questions or really whatever you want 279 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:53,880 Speaker 1: to say Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. And before 280 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,399 Speaker 1: I get to my secret that I'm about to come 281 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 1: up with, I have to look back again on those brave, smart, 282 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:09,240 Speaker 1: amazing women who got to know a billionaire who paid 283 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:12,480 Speaker 1: for them to take an eleven minute long fully automated 284 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: flight in outer space, and we could even we could 285 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,720 Speaker 1: even hear them screaming on the wads deploy from the 286 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: crew capsule. Those are like the guide parachutes, just free fun. 287 00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 1: Would it have been a fate worse than death to 288 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,439 Speaker 1: be on that capsule? I say it, so those drugs 289 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:34,720 Speaker 1: came out dead serious. If you had to choose ten 290 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:35,840 Speaker 1: minutes of. 291 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,440 Speaker 4: This and then next will be the main parachutes that 292 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:41,280 Speaker 4: get pulled out. 293 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: Ten minutes of that or death, which one would you pick? 294 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,120 Speaker 1: I would need a minute, I would I would need 295 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:50,000 Speaker 1: to know that the boys were safe and secure and 296 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 1: that I was going to be okay, and then it 297 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:52,480 Speaker 1: would be a hard question. 298 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,840 Speaker 2: Screaming inside the capsule perceptual. 299 00:19:57,320 --> 00:20:05,680 Speaker 1: There it is all right? This is This is when 300 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:08,440 Speaker 1: Katie Perry comes out of the capsule that she was 301 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:16,400 Speaker 1: in for eleven minutes and kisses the ground. Katie, whoa, 302 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,879 Speaker 1: You gotta trust in yourself on this journey and then 303 00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:26,520 Speaker 1: you're feeling alone with the best part. Take Katie, Hey, Katie, 304 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:29,639 Speaker 1: someone full of capsule to space for eleven minutes and 305 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: you were in it. What do you think? Well, look, 306 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: I had to trust, I had to trust in my 307 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 1: setled on my first try. I just let the boat 308 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:43,040 Speaker 1: do the work. That was my secret, all right, quit focus. 309 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:50,760 Speaker 1: So I have a problem. The ladies will not relate 310 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:55,760 Speaker 1: to this. Every dude, especially married dudes, will relate to this. 311 00:20:57,160 --> 00:21:01,320 Speaker 1: I'm wearing a shirt. I don't have very many shirts 312 00:21:01,359 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 1: that I wear over seventeen eighteen years of marriage. I 313 00:21:05,119 --> 00:21:09,159 Speaker 1: don't know. I've acquired several shirts when you need a 314 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 1: different shirt, but I have six seven. If you watch 315 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:18,119 Speaker 1: the show, if you watch clips of the show, you 316 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: probably notice on top of this have this iHeart zip 317 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:25,719 Speaker 1: up jacket. But below it there's only six or seven shirts. 318 00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:28,919 Speaker 1: I don't have a wardrobe guy or something. They just 319 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,359 Speaker 1: grab a shirt off the hanger and I put a 320 00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: shirt on. And what I'm wearing now, it's one of 321 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,719 Speaker 1: my favorite shirts. It's one of the we'll call it 322 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:42,680 Speaker 1: six that I wear now. I spent a lot of 323 00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:46,280 Speaker 1: money on this shirt, like five years ago or so. 324 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,120 Speaker 1: It's a Tommy Bahama shirt. That's not cheap, right, They're 325 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:53,320 Speaker 1: not cheap. It was on sale, but I still spend 326 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:55,280 Speaker 1: a lot of money on it. And it's very soft. 327 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,560 Speaker 1: That's the point. That's how men select shirts. It's not 328 00:21:57,600 --> 00:22:00,399 Speaker 1: how it looks, which I don't care about. So soft 329 00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 1: like it? It holds me right, It's not only it's 330 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,479 Speaker 1: not only soft. I think it looks pretty good. Okay, 331 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,680 Speaker 1: But I looked down. I was in the bathroom earlier, 332 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,400 Speaker 1: and I looked down, Chris Corey, can you guys see these? 333 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:16,440 Speaker 1: Can't see them? Can't you? You see the strings? Oh? 334 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: You see them now, don't you? I look down and 335 00:22:20,720 --> 00:22:26,800 Speaker 1: there are two gigantic strings hanging off a bit. But 336 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:30,359 Speaker 1: I need to be clear. These are not one little 337 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:33,560 Speaker 1: thread hanging off the bottom which I could easily snip 338 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,840 Speaker 1: off or just burn off. These are big, thick ones. 339 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 1: The shirt is going bad when you have threads of 340 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,560 Speaker 1: this size. Look, I'm gonna burn them off. I'm gonna 341 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:50,000 Speaker 1: cut them off. But the shirt is going bad. And 342 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,440 Speaker 1: now what I'm looking at, it's not two threads. As 343 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:56,360 Speaker 1: I look down. This is the beginning of the end. 344 00:22:57,400 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: This is a This is me sitting down at the 345 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 1: doctor's office with my shirt, and the doctor's telling me 346 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:08,479 Speaker 1: my shirt is terminal. It's not going to be here forever. Okay, 347 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,000 Speaker 1: But why would I care if I develop a little hole. 348 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,159 Speaker 1: It's just right below my left peck, which is pretty swollen, 349 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,000 Speaker 1: I might point out, but it's right below my left 350 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 1: peck is where this hole going to be. Now, I'm 351 00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,840 Speaker 1: not gonna wear this out on a formal date or something, 352 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:28,480 Speaker 1: but there's absolutely no reason I can't wear this to work. 353 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,879 Speaker 1: When I'm you hear that? Is that? Is that coming across? 354 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 1: They can't hear it, Chris. Either way, I'm zipping up 355 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,760 Speaker 1: the jacket. You're not gonna be able to see the hole. 356 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:39,080 Speaker 1: Definitely not gonna be able to see the hole. On air. 357 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:40,680 Speaker 1: You're not gonna be able to see the whole, Chris. 358 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,560 Speaker 1: With my jacket zipped up, is what I'm saying. You're 359 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,280 Speaker 1: not gonna be able to see the whole. What what see? 360 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 1: Chris said, just wear it as a house shirt. But 361 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: you don't understand the problem, Chris. Bob does the laundry. 362 00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:02,119 Speaker 1: Bob has develop loved quite a reputation at this point 363 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:08,240 Speaker 1: in time. She will throw away the clothing I have 364 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,800 Speaker 1: once she finds a hole in it. She does the laundry. 365 00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: She washes it, she dries it, she folds it, she 366 00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:25,040 Speaker 1: puts it away. Once this shirt leaves my hands and 367 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:29,119 Speaker 1: goes into the dirty clothes, the hamper, the dirty laundry hamper. 368 00:24:30,520 --> 00:24:36,080 Speaker 1: I have lost complete operational control of the shirt and 369 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,840 Speaker 1: I won't lay eyes or my hands on it again 370 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,000 Speaker 1: until it is hung up in my closet. So your 371 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,000 Speaker 1: argument that you just made Christy that was a very 372 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,560 Speaker 1: reasonable argument, and I've actually used that with her the 373 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,360 Speaker 1: last time. She pointed out my favorite pair of jeans. 374 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,959 Speaker 1: They had at first developed a little hole in the 375 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,720 Speaker 1: butt right underneath my right cheek, but a reasonable a 376 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:03,040 Speaker 1: jeene hole. It looked the end of a pen, right 377 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,640 Speaker 1: at the end of a pen. That's about what they were. 378 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:09,840 Speaker 1: It didn't take long for that hole to become a 379 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:16,800 Speaker 1: golf ball and then an apple. And I kept explaining 380 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:20,600 Speaker 1: that that meant the jeans were broken in, that my jeans, 381 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:23,560 Speaker 1: and they were by this point they were lead jeans. 382 00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:27,040 Speaker 1: By this point they didn't even qualify as jeans. They 383 00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:30,480 Speaker 1: were basically sweats. They were so comfortable, they were so 384 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:34,200 Speaker 1: broken in and so broken down. I would get home 385 00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:36,480 Speaker 1: from work with my jeans on, and I wouldn't take 386 00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,520 Speaker 1: them off. That's when you know you have special genes. 387 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 1: Not putting your comfies on. No, my comfies are on, 388 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,119 Speaker 1: They're called my jeans. And I told her, Chris is. 389 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:48,879 Speaker 1: She threatened she's gonna throw them away. I said, I'll 390 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: just wear them around the house, and she said, no, 391 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:57,280 Speaker 1: you won't. And then she caught me one time wearing 392 00:25:57,320 --> 00:25:59,960 Speaker 1: them out one time I was running to the gas station. 393 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:05,959 Speaker 1: I never saw the jeans again. So it brings me 394 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: to this. I have a business idea, Chris. And here's 395 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:17,240 Speaker 1: the business idea. It don't have to be done in secret. 396 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,439 Speaker 1: We don't want to encourage anybody lying to their spouse. 397 00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:30,439 Speaker 1: But a secret laundry program exclusively for men who don't 398 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:36,199 Speaker 1: want to lose a cherished piece of clothing that is 399 00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:41,280 Speaker 1: a little worn out, if you will listen, A secret 400 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: pickup service. Maybe there's a schedule. Maybe you can drop 401 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:47,840 Speaker 1: it off when she's not looking. Maybe I'll come by 402 00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 1: the house and maybe I show up in a landscaper van. Hey, 403 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:53,800 Speaker 1: just checking if you need your flowers done? Oh, you 404 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:56,880 Speaker 1: have a package for me? Sounds good. Maybe we can 405 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,920 Speaker 1: even meet in public to exchange it back. Once I 406 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,199 Speaker 1: get it clean for you, I'll slide it to you 407 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: on a briefcase under the desk. What Chris, What Chris said, 408 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,040 Speaker 1: Who's going to be doing the laundry. No, you don't understand. 409 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:16,119 Speaker 1: I understand women. We'll find We'll find a group of 410 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:21,160 Speaker 1: them who don't care. You're right, No, you're exactly right. 411 00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 1: If we hire women to do the laundry, then the 412 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:26,720 Speaker 1: word is going to get out and it won't be secret. 413 00:27:27,119 --> 00:27:29,440 Speaker 1: I mean, it won't be secret at all, which means 414 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,360 Speaker 1: we're going to have to have men do the laundry. 415 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,800 Speaker 1: How are we going to find men who are the 416 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,560 Speaker 1: I know, the Navy. The Navy's got to have all 417 00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:41,959 Speaker 1: kinds of dudes who love doing the laundry. You know 418 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: exactly what I'm talking about, Chris. Everyone knows what I'm 419 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:49,480 Speaker 1: talking about. We'll find navy veterans and they'll do the laundry. 420 00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:53,760 Speaker 1: They probably enjoy it anyway. That's what we need. A 421 00:27:53,920 --> 00:28:01,240 Speaker 1: secret laundry service designed specifically to protect your clothing from 422 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: your wife throwing it away. That's my idea. I like it. 423 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:09,879 Speaker 1: Look it's not as not as brilliant as relief factor, 424 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:15,280 Speaker 1: I admit that, But how many things are you Did 425 00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:18,000 Speaker 1: you even know there was a daily supplement you could 426 00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,120 Speaker 1: take that would take pain out of your life? Isn't 427 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:24,880 Speaker 1: that crazy to think about? Up until four years ago, 428 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:27,880 Speaker 1: three four years ago. I didn't know about that. Relief 429 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 1: Factor is drug free, one hundred percent drug free. Doctors 430 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,879 Speaker 1: developed it for people like me. I don't want to 431 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,399 Speaker 1: ignore my pain, which is what I will do, and 432 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,760 Speaker 1: I won't take anything to mask it. It's terrible for you. 433 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: I don't like it. So what do you do? Here's 434 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: what you do. You stop doing the things you love. 435 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,000 Speaker 1: You wake up in the morning and think, oh, my 436 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,479 Speaker 1: back's gonna hurt. Why don't you try Relief Factor for 437 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 1: three weeks? Three weeks, that's it. If it doesn't work, 438 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,360 Speaker 1: if your pain stays the same, don't ever order it again. 439 00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:01,360 Speaker 1: You lost nothing. Well, eighteen dollars and ninety five cents, 440 00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,720 Speaker 1: it's what that three weeks cost. Just try it one 441 00:29:05,760 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 1: eight hundred the number four relief. We're going to Relief 442 00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:15,560 Speaker 1: Factor dot com. We'll be back Jesse Kelly. It is 443 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,800 Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly 444 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,160 Speaker 1: Show on a Monday. I have a couple other stories 445 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,600 Speaker 1: I actually need to get to and not very much time. 446 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,080 Speaker 1: But Jewish producer Chris just brought this up to me. 447 00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:32,320 Speaker 1: Apparently it came out a couple hours ago. Publisher's clearing 448 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,200 Speaker 1: house went bankrupt. You know what I say to that, 449 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,560 Speaker 1: good Chris, And let me explain why, because this is 450 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: the only thing I remember about Publisher's clearing House. I 451 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:45,160 Speaker 1: don't even know anything about the company. I remember I 452 00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:47,360 Speaker 1: was It was probably the first time in my life 453 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:50,760 Speaker 1: I was victimized by spam mail because they kept sending 454 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,720 Speaker 1: out these letters, these envelopes, and every time I was 455 00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,280 Speaker 1: a child, like six seven years old, and my parents 456 00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 1: always made me get the mail. It was really far 457 00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,240 Speaker 1: away and I would go get it and I would 458 00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,560 Speaker 1: be so excited because you would see on this envelope 459 00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,480 Speaker 1: that you were about to win ten million dollars. Remember that, 460 00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,480 Speaker 1: you remember it? Do you remember what I'm talking about? Chris? 461 00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: And I took it hook line and sinker when I 462 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:13,560 Speaker 1: was a kid, and I remember being so frustrated with 463 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,840 Speaker 1: my parents when I brought in this envelope and they 464 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,840 Speaker 1: were so dismissive of me, and my dad actually said, 465 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? That's a scam And I said, Dad, 466 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,880 Speaker 1: it's right there on the envelope. What are you talking about. 467 00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:25,520 Speaker 1: We're about to win ten million dollars. Why are you 468 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,000 Speaker 1: being dismissive of this? And it got so bad that 469 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 1: I actually filled it out and I subscribed to something. Oh, 470 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,840 Speaker 1: I know Chris one time, and it didn't work. Didn't 471 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,800 Speaker 1: work at all. It turns out they were lying that 472 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,440 Speaker 1: you're really not going to win a thing, So you 473 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:44,400 Speaker 1: know what, Good riddence Publisher's clearing house. That's one. Two. 474 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,960 Speaker 1: Arizona to begin removing as many as fifteen fifty thousand 475 00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:54,479 Speaker 1: non citizens from the voter rules following a lawsuit. Uh. 476 00:30:55,600 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: Critical swing state had fifty thousand people on voter rules. Huh. 477 00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:06,280 Speaker 1: I was told this was a hoax, that illegals didn't vote, 478 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,720 Speaker 1: that Democrats wanted all those people here just out of 479 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:14,360 Speaker 1: the goodness of their hearts. Headline Ice arrests New Jersey 480 00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:18,720 Speaker 1: sushi restaurant owner convicted of spying for the communist Chinese. 481 00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 1: I would never have been caught up in this because 482 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:25,040 Speaker 1: I don't go to disgusting sushi restaurants like all the 483 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,280 Speaker 1: rest of you do. Sushi sucks, and stop emailing me 484 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: telling me now, you haven't tried this kind. Everyone in 485 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,400 Speaker 1: my life does the same thing to me. No, you 486 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 1: haven't tried that, you haven't tried this kind. You haven't 487 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,840 Speaker 1: tried I've tried it several times, because of course ID 488 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: loves it because it tilty and it's disgusting every time 489 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,680 Speaker 1: I've tried whatever dumb roll it is. And not only 490 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 1: that rice kind of sucks too. What Chris, Oh, that 491 00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,880 Speaker 1: makes it a lot better. Chris just said, you drown 492 00:31:51,920 --> 00:31:55,360 Speaker 1: it in soy sauce, and with sabi. Soy sauce is 493 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,720 Speaker 1: like nectar from the gods. Chris. Yes, you could drown 494 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,600 Speaker 1: the souls of my shoes and soy sauce and it 495 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,240 Speaker 1: would be good enough to eat. That's not a sell 496 00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,800 Speaker 1: for sushi. That's just like saying you haven't had my 497 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,120 Speaker 1: whatever with bacon in it. Yeah, you're whatever sucks. That's 498 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,600 Speaker 1: why it needed bacon in it, Okay, because bacon is 499 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,080 Speaker 1: so good it can make everything out of it. What Chris, 500 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:22,800 Speaker 1: We did go to this place once that had bacon brittle. 501 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: Hear me out, No, no, hear me out. So you 502 00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:31,120 Speaker 1: know what peanut brittle is. It had vanilla ice cream 503 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:37,040 Speaker 1: with bacon chunks inside of the vanilla ice cream and 504 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,000 Speaker 1: then peanut brittle chunks were broken up into it and 505 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:46,320 Speaker 1: all around it. It was a real sweet No, Chris, 506 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,680 Speaker 1: I know it doesn't sound good. It was a real 507 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: sweet salty thing. That was m I'm telling you it 508 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,800 Speaker 1: was really, really good. We can't even leave our house. 509 00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:02,520 Speaker 1: Waterloo students are terrorized by angry nesting Canadian geese. 510 00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 3: Uh. 511 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,680 Speaker 1: This took place in Canada, so it's not important. I 512 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 1: just want to point out that Western civilization is insanely 513 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:15,960 Speaker 1: neutered in many ways, and stories like this drive me nuts. 514 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,040 Speaker 1: This reminds me of that story from Florida a few 515 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: years ago. I went on a rant on and the 516 00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:23,760 Speaker 1: story was I think there were peacocks. I believe they 517 00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:28,479 Speaker 1: were peacocks. There were these peacocks who everybody in the 518 00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:33,200 Speaker 1: town was complaining about. The peacocks kept attacking people in 519 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:39,200 Speaker 1: harassing vehicles. And Western civilization is now so feminized and 520 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:44,560 Speaker 1: neutered that human beings believed that they should just be 521 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,840 Speaker 1: controlled in some way or intimidated in some way by 522 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:52,280 Speaker 1: the animal population at no I want I want to 523 00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:55,240 Speaker 1: stress this. I can't shout this from the rooftops loud enough. 524 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:59,000 Speaker 1: If you had a time capsule and you could go 525 00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: to any other point in the history of humanity, at 526 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:08,800 Speaker 1: no other point in human history would you find human 527 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:16,000 Speaker 1: beings paralyzed by the animal population. Without coming up with 528 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:20,759 Speaker 1: a solution of well, let's just kill the animal population, 529 00:34:21,239 --> 00:34:25,359 Speaker 1: whether it's large animals. Maybe you're there's a pride of 530 00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,239 Speaker 1: lions causing you trouble, you would understand that you have 531 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:32,360 Speaker 1: to kill your way out of that problem. Or animals 532 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,920 Speaker 1: that are just annoying to you. Maybe deer are tearing 533 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,040 Speaker 1: up your yard, or raccoons or tearing through your trash, 534 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,399 Speaker 1: or a bunch of geese. Geese could be really mean 535 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:45,359 Speaker 1: by the way, are attacking you. At no other point 536 00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:48,440 Speaker 1: in human history would human beings just be looking around 537 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,480 Speaker 1: lost man. I just wish there was something we can do. 538 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:56,520 Speaker 1: You have a shotgun. There's a lot you can do. 539 00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,279 Speaker 1: It's a goose, not a wooly mammoth, not a labor 540 00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,759 Speaker 1: tooth tiger. It's not a Tyrannosaurus rex. You have a 541 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,880 Speaker 1: twelve gage. It's a bunch of geese. Congratulations, The homeless 542 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:10,360 Speaker 1: people are about to eat really really good for a 543 00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:13,480 Speaker 1: long time. And now here's a headline. Why you know, 544 00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: you know the thing headlines. 545 00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:23,320 Speaker 2: We didn't get to. 546 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,520 Speaker 1: To answer your question really quickly, Chris, Yes, they are 547 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:27,160 Speaker 1: delicious geese and duck. Don't ever dismiss duck. My old 548 00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 1: man used to take me duck hunting. It was awful 549 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:32,440 Speaker 1: and really cold in Montana, but it was delicious when 550 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:34,359 Speaker 1: we got one if you cooked one the right way. 551 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,080 Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, ducks got It's got good fat on it, 552 00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,320 Speaker 1: and good fat you know, fat is flavor. Anyway. Decapitated 553 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:44,960 Speaker 1: woman's head is reattached after a freak gym class accident. 554 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,960 Speaker 1: I read this and I was just as disappointed as 555 00:35:47,960 --> 00:35:51,480 Speaker 1: you're about to be. She wasn't decapitated. It was in 556 00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,759 Speaker 1: quote internal decapitation. So yes, it's impressive. I get all that, 557 00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,560 Speaker 1: but I actually thought they reattached some woman's head, and 558 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,040 Speaker 1: I thought that was going to be amazing. Think about 559 00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,920 Speaker 1: the cool scar she would have. Breaking news Panama Authorities 560 00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:10,600 Speaker 1: or Panama authorizes US armed forces to operate from three 561 00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:15,440 Speaker 1: key air and naval bases. Remember that Panama guy, the 562 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:18,280 Speaker 1: head of Panama, who was shouting really loud that Trump 563 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,600 Speaker 1: wasn't going to come in and take anything over. Yeah, 564 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,840 Speaker 1: how'd that work out? In the end. Senior FBI official 565 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,759 Speaker 1: tie DEFISA abuse and Hunter Biden cover up is suspended. 566 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:34,960 Speaker 1: I guess that's a start. That's all