1 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:12,200 Speaker 1: So, uh, you know, it's like it's seventh period at 2 00:00:12,200 --> 00:00:18,560 Speaker 1: study hall and I'm in there with Debbie, Deborah Messing 3 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:27,000 Speaker 1: and George Soros and we're practicing our tag where you know, 4 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:30,080 Speaker 1: we we at this point are pretty deep in the 5 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:35,200 Speaker 1: underground graffiti scene. And if you don't have a tag 6 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: in this town, you ain't ship. Yeah, and so. 7 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 2: It is. 8 00:00:40,960 --> 00:00:47,880 Speaker 1: Obviously important to me that my tag is bad ass, 9 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:52,720 Speaker 1: that yes, it says my name, uh, swift Dog, but 10 00:00:53,080 --> 00:00:56,040 Speaker 1: also that it looks like something cool. 11 00:00:56,440 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 3: Swift Dog is of course an idea that you got 12 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 3: from a piping test mm hmm, something to finally defeat 13 00:01:05,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 3: the fox. 14 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:11,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, well this quick brown fox, red fox, quick, red fox? 15 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: All right, quick brown fox. I think a quick, quick quick. 16 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense that it's brown. Is it 17 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 1: a brown dog and a red fox. 18 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:22,319 Speaker 2: No, it's a brown fox. 19 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:25,440 Speaker 3: The dog is lazy, which is why you remember you 20 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:30,480 Speaker 3: invented the swift dog to avenge the lazy dog. 21 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 1: I didn't pass the typing test, but anyway, I'm I'm 22 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 1: trying to write. 23 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:36,840 Speaker 2: You're doing it fast, but the words were not right. 24 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: Well, I switching the colors of the thing because I 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:43,680 Speaker 1: was like, well, the dog can definitely be brown. I've 26 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: seen that foxes mostly seem redre much more red. 27 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 2: Yeah. 28 00:01:50,760 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 1: At any rate, I'm doing the symbol. I'm writing swift dog, 29 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 1: but I'm trying to make it look like Oscar the 30 00:01:57,520 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: Grouch is flipping you off. 31 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 2: And in letters. 32 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:06,720 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, okay. 33 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: Uh, what's your issue? 34 00:02:09,240 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 3: I guess the W could be him reaching out with 35 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:14,799 Speaker 3: both arms giving you. 36 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,960 Speaker 1: The w's the two arms bird, you know. 37 00:02:20,360 --> 00:02:21,960 Speaker 2: And the S is the stucy s. 38 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, the sus makes up most of the body of 39 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 1: the of the of the t can. I can't figure 40 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:35,720 Speaker 1: out what his eyes will be. Debbie's not helping, she's crying, 41 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: she's upset. 42 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 2: Does she have a tag yet? 43 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:44,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? Her tag is okay to me, it's not the 44 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: best her. Her street name is uh use a coaster 45 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:56,080 Speaker 1: and she and she kind of uh makes it look 46 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:03,799 Speaker 1: like a little butler. Okay. Is the butler saying that, No, 47 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,280 Speaker 1: it's the letters are forming the butler. No, I know, 48 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 1: but just like oh, is the butler saying he's a coaster? 49 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,320 Speaker 1: I guess his mouth is open, so he could be 50 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 1: anybody could put that in there. And of course George 51 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:18,560 Speaker 1: is one of these guys. He keeps changing his tag. 52 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:19,000 Speaker 5: Yeah. 53 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: Each week he's like, oh, guys, oh, from now on, 54 00:03:24,040 --> 00:03:25,840 Speaker 1: I forget forget last week. 55 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:30,840 Speaker 2: Man. From now on, you gotta call me like mister buster, 56 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:37,320 Speaker 2: and I'll be like last week, Yeah, like last week's 57 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:43,360 Speaker 2: name was better. Huh uh it was. I guess it 58 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:49,160 Speaker 2: wasn't better skin surfer. So I so, is that like 59 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,240 Speaker 2: a sexual thing? 60 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:52,760 Speaker 1: I I asked, the same thing tonight. 61 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,960 Speaker 2: I've heard him say tonight. It's the same thing. 62 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:59,280 Speaker 1: He said, No older girlfriend or surfing skin to me, 63 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: he said, it's he said, it's a serving thing. Okay, 64 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:04,080 Speaker 1: he said I don't He said, I don't use a board. 65 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,480 Speaker 1: I'm a skilled Okay. I was like, well, a lot 66 00:04:06,520 --> 00:04:09,360 Speaker 1: of people call it body surfing. He said, well, I'm 67 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: not a lot of people check out my tag. So anyway, 68 00:04:13,560 --> 00:04:15,080 Speaker 1: you know, at the end of the day, we got 69 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: obviously he kicked out of study hall h yeah, and 70 00:04:18,200 --> 00:04:18,960 Speaker 1: kicked out of school. 71 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 2: And best thing that ever happened to me. 72 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:24,880 Speaker 3: I hate these people that don't have tags. Now, Like 73 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 3: you were saying, the. 74 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,520 Speaker 1: Kids growing up now is just what's your tag? Now 75 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: that your Twitter tweet tweets their handles. 76 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 3: And they go up to the subway to the train 77 00:04:34,360 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 3: yard of the villa, and I am just right hello 78 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:37,000 Speaker 3: on the train. 79 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:42,240 Speaker 2: Oh disgusting or they right you know at me? Yeah? 80 00:04:42,320 --> 00:04:44,560 Speaker 3: Hey, welcome to Hollywood Handbook and the Insider's guy to 81 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,479 Speaker 3: kicking button dropping in in the red carpet lineback hallways 82 00:04:47,520 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 3: of this industry, show biz Biz. Well, the toxic game 83 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:55,240 Speaker 3: of tennis between Aaron Gibson and Brian Sophie continues apace, 84 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:59,640 Speaker 3: with each of them refusing to allow the other one 85 00:05:00,240 --> 00:05:04,120 Speaker 3: to have dominance over this show. 86 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 1: But you know who wins the game, ultimately, the listeners 87 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: at home and myself, who gets a little face time 88 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,520 Speaker 1: with each of them without ever having to split my focus. 89 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:20,400 Speaker 3: Yes, Aaron was on, Brian came on, Aaron came on again, 90 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 3: and now just to just to grind Brian's face into 91 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:27,280 Speaker 3: the dirt. 92 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:35,600 Speaker 2: Advantage Gibson match point hot, Welcome back. 93 00:05:35,600 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 5: I have a fourteen My sister's fourteen months old younger 94 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:42,400 Speaker 5: than me, and so I'm very competitive. 95 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 2: Fourteen months old is younger. 96 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:48,000 Speaker 6: Than she's fourteen. She's fourteen months old younger than me. 97 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, very competitive. You're very competitive with this. 98 00:05:50,800 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 6: I eat better, I'd talk better than her. I wear 99 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:54,240 Speaker 6: bigger clothes. 100 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:57,880 Speaker 2: What faster? So much faster? I can eat nuts? 101 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:00,720 Speaker 6: Uh huh, candies, hard candies. 102 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,240 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've seen you do it. If you can't 103 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:06,919 Speaker 2: put hard candy next you in a very competitive way, 104 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 2: and it's not good for me. 105 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,840 Speaker 5: I've been to this Cedars emergency room several times for. 106 00:06:11,800 --> 00:06:15,240 Speaker 2: It, which also your sister has not No, she has 107 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,880 Speaker 2: even go to a different hospital. 108 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, pretty weak stuff. She's week week week tea. 109 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: Very weak tea. 110 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:26,360 Speaker 2: Love it. 111 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: Speaking of tea, let's spill some tea. 112 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 2: What's new you're going to do in a book? 113 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:34,120 Speaker 6: I like this new Sean. 114 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:36,520 Speaker 2: I did a book. 115 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 5: Actually, every single time I've been in here, I was 116 00:06:39,839 --> 00:06:40,880 Speaker 5: writing that book. 117 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 2: If that tells you how long? 118 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 7: Oh well, I knew. 119 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 6: The Debra Messing story made me. 120 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:47,200 Speaker 2: Feel like she's using a coaster power of suggestion. 121 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:50,040 Speaker 6: I put a coaster under my sweaty drink. 122 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,320 Speaker 1: I'm a master of new linguistic programming. 123 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:55,080 Speaker 2: What kind of NLP programming? 124 00:06:56,240 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: I'll just subtly use a phrase like use a coaster, 125 00:07:00,040 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: and suddenly people around me are putting their drinks on coasters. 126 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:05,120 Speaker 6: Have you ever thought about teaching a seminar? 127 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,200 Speaker 1: I'm doing it right now? 128 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,560 Speaker 6: Okay, sorry, I just where people can see your face. 129 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 2: They don't want that. Why would shock you didn't know 130 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,000 Speaker 2: that I was once considered very beautiful. 131 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:32,360 Speaker 5: That's the saddest thing I've ever heard of non a 132 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:36,400 Speaker 5: non royalty as someone who doesn't have like a family crest, say, 133 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:36,800 Speaker 5: or do. 134 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 2: You have a family crest? 135 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:40,720 Speaker 6: Oh of course, Okay, sorry, it's your countess or what. 136 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:45,040 Speaker 1: It's Ah, yeah, I'm a duchess, but yeah, my family 137 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: crest is Uh, it's a it's a bear eating another bear. 138 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,960 Speaker 2: That's how ruthless your family is. Yeah, it's true. Unfortunately, 139 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 2: it's true. I would say, right an HBO show about it, 140 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:06,000 Speaker 2: but it's already been done. Yes, that's right, guys during 141 00:08:06,080 --> 00:08:06,480 Speaker 2: the show. 142 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 6: Well, I mean I've been writing it for three fucking years. 143 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 2: Huh. It takes a long dang type. 144 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,080 Speaker 5: Oh well, I didn't pass the typing test, so it 145 00:08:15,120 --> 00:08:17,240 Speaker 5: takes me. I'm a chicken puncher. 146 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:19,920 Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, that's right, so I chicken. 147 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 1: Punch the same, I do the same. I didn't pas 148 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:22,920 Speaker 1: the typing test, as you know. 149 00:08:23,200 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I mean, how do you know how many 150 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:26,400 Speaker 5: words for a minute correctly you can type? 151 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:28,119 Speaker 2: Because mine's too almost none. 152 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I'm lucky if I get a word out 153 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,760 Speaker 1: in a minute. So much of it is thinking for me. 154 00:08:35,960 --> 00:08:38,320 Speaker 2: You're a very cerebral typer. Oh yeah, please. 155 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:39,960 Speaker 1: Yeah. 156 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 5: The book is called Feminasty, The Complicated Woman's Guide to 157 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:45,760 Speaker 5: Surviving the Patriarchy without Drinking Herself to death. 158 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:48,640 Speaker 2: And it is a does it fit on the shelf? 159 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:52,920 Speaker 2: The title? Doesn't it runs off show? Yeah? You have 160 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 2: to know the title A couple of pages. Yeah. Yeah. 161 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:57,800 Speaker 5: And they wanted to do a flap, you know, like 162 00:08:57,840 --> 00:09:00,280 Speaker 5: in Playboy, where like you see the face, but then 163 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:01,199 Speaker 5: you want to see the table. 164 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:06,760 Speaker 1: No, no, but that structure is foreign to me. 165 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,559 Speaker 2: I'm only used to normal pages. 166 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:13,080 Speaker 6: Yes, what about like a wrestling magazine? 167 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:13,960 Speaker 5: Ah? 168 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: Yes, And you can't see the championship belt, so you 169 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,600 Speaker 1: have to sort of unfurl it exactly. 170 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:20,959 Speaker 6: That's what my book cover is. 171 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:24,960 Speaker 1: Dope, dust dope. We had a bj Novak in here 172 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:27,600 Speaker 1: when he wrote a long long time ago, when he 173 00:09:27,640 --> 00:09:29,320 Speaker 1: wrote a book, and he did not say it took 174 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,040 Speaker 1: three years. In fact, he said it was easy. 175 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 6: Oh that's He did say that he must have an assistant. 176 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,280 Speaker 1: Mmm, I believe that. 177 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, do you think he has an assistant? Seemed like 178 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:42,360 Speaker 2: there was someone kind of lingering outside. 179 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,920 Speaker 6: The clip, just a winking paper clip. 180 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:49,520 Speaker 2: We came to the record and I think maybe drove 181 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 2: him here. 182 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 6: That makes sense. 183 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he just like doesn't like to drive 184 00:09:54,840 --> 00:09:56,280 Speaker 3: himself anymore. 185 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:58,280 Speaker 5: Right, right, right, that makes sense. I would let a 186 00:09:58,280 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 5: paper clip drive my what out? 187 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 1: And at one point, yeah, at one point we heard 188 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,240 Speaker 1: what sounded like yelling and we came out into the 189 00:10:05,240 --> 00:10:07,559 Speaker 1: main lobby and Clippy was crying. 190 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:13,880 Speaker 2: And J seemed totally normal, like nothing was wrong. 191 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,640 Speaker 6: But the paper But Clippy was distraught and was. 192 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:20,800 Speaker 2: Crying. Yes, was still crying. 193 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,679 Speaker 1: And BJ was like, hey, we were like we were 194 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:24,480 Speaker 1: like everything okay, and was like, yeah, it's great. 195 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, that's really Where is Clippy still with him? 196 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 5: Uh? 197 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 2: That's interesting. 198 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 3: I I think, you know what, I think, Clippy, I 199 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:36,320 Speaker 3: think they hired another assistant. I think there was another 200 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:38,520 Speaker 3: one that was like a dragon. Maybe you could choose 201 00:10:38,559 --> 00:10:39,199 Speaker 3: different ones. 202 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:41,120 Speaker 2: Was there ever, like one that was just shaped like 203 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:41,600 Speaker 2: the earth? 204 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:44,800 Speaker 3: I don't know, but I think but anyway, I think 205 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:47,160 Speaker 3: BJ hired someone else and Clippy was like, oh, maybe 206 00:10:47,200 --> 00:10:50,040 Speaker 3: I'll get to like get the sort of promoted, be 207 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 3: like a creative executive now. But now that he just 208 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:54,600 Speaker 3: still has the same job, he just gets paid less. 209 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:58,200 Speaker 5: That's awful, you know what, They're so happy. People take 210 00:10:58,240 --> 00:11:01,840 Speaker 5: advantage so much in this town. I my book has 211 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:04,520 Speaker 5: a lot of research in it. I'm sure Bjay's was 212 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,400 Speaker 5: more of like, here's me, I've got fun things to say? 213 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 6: Are I entertaining? 214 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,160 Speaker 2: And mine does that? 215 00:11:10,200 --> 00:11:11,400 Speaker 6: But it's also facts. 216 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's more like, here's when the plant? 217 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:20,720 Speaker 2: Are you? Poor Richard? Fax it to me. We've been 218 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:22,440 Speaker 2: this guy, Poor Richard. 219 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,800 Speaker 3: I've been trying to figure out who this guy really 220 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 3: is because he's too funny to just be like. 221 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,520 Speaker 2: A normal farmer, you know what I mean? 222 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:36,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, and frankly very smart. Yes, So I'm wondering. 223 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,760 Speaker 2: I don't know. 224 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 5: Poor Richard's city, which is important to me for every story. 225 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:47,360 Speaker 5: But is he Southern or is he Hudson River Valley. 226 00:11:47,559 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 2: I'm thinking more of like a Northeastern guy. 227 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,839 Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, but it could be me. You know, 228 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:54,800 Speaker 5: I would never tell you. 229 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:58,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like the cloak of a. 230 00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:01,600 Speaker 6: Of a straight, white, blue gosh man. 231 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 1: He crushes absolute no, I mean funniness. I mean, honestly, 232 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,360 Speaker 1: you know, as well as anyone. Women love a sense 233 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:13,960 Speaker 1: of humor, and so he may after he's done cracking 234 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,760 Speaker 1: him up, might make him laugh so hard the old 235 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,720 Speaker 1: panties falled, the old floorboards, you know what I mean? 236 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,040 Speaker 6: Yeah, when you're on a boat, yep. 237 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:26,320 Speaker 5: Would I love when guys do, especially like really like 238 00:12:26,960 --> 00:12:30,200 Speaker 5: humor that everyone's already heard before. Yeah, but you're hearing 239 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,600 Speaker 5: it from someone else's mouth, and so it's funny again. 240 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:33,120 Speaker 2: Yeah. 241 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:35,280 Speaker 1: Well, I do some long jokes on this show. 242 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,640 Speaker 2: It sounds like she wants you to do one. 243 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,960 Speaker 1: She wants to hear a long joke. Yeah. 244 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 5: Yeah, I want to hear a joke that I've heard before, 245 00:12:41,679 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 5: but like I want to hear it in your voice. 246 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:45,400 Speaker 1: Gosh, do I know. I don't know if you've heard 247 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: this one before, but I'll tell a long joke is 248 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,160 Speaker 1: something I've been doing on the show lately. 249 00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,720 Speaker 2: Ryan loves these. Yeah. 250 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,199 Speaker 1: Ryan always gets a kick. And the last one didn't 251 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:56,440 Speaker 1: really score and I probably messed it up and our 252 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:58,000 Speaker 1: guest didn't laugh, But that's okay. 253 00:12:58,720 --> 00:13:00,679 Speaker 2: Who's your guest a little less? 254 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:08,240 Speaker 1: They're so, I, uh, I heard this joke. H Maybe 255 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,160 Speaker 1: you haven't heard it before, but I heard it before. 256 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:12,079 Speaker 6: It might not count for. 257 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:14,160 Speaker 5: Me, but let's see yeah, because if the whole point 258 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,040 Speaker 5: is like if I've heard. 259 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:16,800 Speaker 1: Of it, Chris Coello told it to me and Kevin 260 00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:20,000 Speaker 1: Keller's garage in tenth grade. We were smoking a honey blunt, 261 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,439 Speaker 1: if you remember when that was important. Sean Grover came 262 00:13:22,480 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: over and rolled a honey blunt for us. So we uh, 263 00:13:26,920 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 1: actually should I use the person's name who rolled the 264 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: honey blunt? 265 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:31,120 Speaker 2: Well, I didn't say he smoked it. 266 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,800 Speaker 3: Usually when you tell these stories, you say that the 267 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,000 Speaker 3: person is dead, though. 268 00:13:37,440 --> 00:13:41,760 Speaker 2: This no one in this story is is dead yet. 269 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:45,679 Speaker 1: Weird, yes, but uh, he can't on me. He was 270 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,199 Speaker 1: telling some jokes and so this one is uh. So 271 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 1: Gorilla comes into a bar and walks up to the 272 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:57,680 Speaker 1: bar and he orders a martini and uh, bartender makes martini, 273 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,600 Speaker 1: puts it down in front of him, and girl says 274 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: how much, and the bartender kind of things like, this 275 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:04,320 Speaker 1: is a gorilla, right, he probably doesn't really know the 276 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: price of things, so he's kind of feeling like maybe 277 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,240 Speaker 1: he'll get a little saucy and he goes, oh, it's 278 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:15,400 Speaker 1: just twenty bucks. Gorilla doesn't flinch, reaches into his pocket. 279 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:20,680 Speaker 1: He's wearing like cargo shorts, reaches into his pocket Congo shorts, 280 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:23,880 Speaker 1: that's something, and he grabs it twenty and he slides 281 00:14:23,880 --> 00:14:28,400 Speaker 1: it across the bar. So he's kind of nursing the 282 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 1: martini and the bartenders catering to other customers, but checking 283 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,520 Speaker 1: in with the Gorilla every now and then. And as 284 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:41,240 Speaker 1: the night progresses, they get to talking and they start 285 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:44,480 Speaker 1: to have a really good conversation. It turns out the 286 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,600 Speaker 1: Gorilla is a hell of a listener, and this guy 287 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 1: gets into some of what's been going on in his life. 288 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,720 Speaker 1: You know, he didn't see himself as a bartender. He 289 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:53,160 Speaker 1: wanted to be an artist, and he kind of just 290 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:57,720 Speaker 1: fell into it, started slinging drinks and ultimately made enough 291 00:14:57,720 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: money to kind of have his own four walls and 292 00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:04,800 Speaker 1: a roof that he could call his business. And he's 293 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:06,120 Speaker 1: proud of it, but it's it's not what. 294 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 2: He saw for himself. 295 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: And you know, the Gorilla listens and he and he 296 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: has some good advice and some good perspective, and and 297 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,360 Speaker 1: they get to talking about sports other things. You know, 298 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,480 Speaker 1: what's what's been going on lately? Do you think the 299 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: do you think the Capitals will win the Stanley Cup 300 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: this year? 301 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 2: Of course they did of course they did. 302 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:31,160 Speaker 1: And as it gets to be closing time, they're about 303 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,800 Speaker 1: to part ways and the bartender says, hey, I just 304 00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:36,200 Speaker 1: want you to know it was really it's really great 305 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:39,440 Speaker 1: getting to know you, and if you ever want to 306 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,640 Speaker 1: come back here, feel free. I was surprised to see 307 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: you come in, but I'm okay with you being here. 308 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:48,480 Speaker 1: I got to say, you know, it's I'm I'm surprised 309 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,400 Speaker 1: at how well we got along. We honestly don't get 310 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 1: a lot of gorillas here. And gorilla says, well. 311 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,880 Speaker 2: With twenty dollars, martiniz, I'm not surprised. 312 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:59,440 Speaker 6: That is really funny. That is so funny. 313 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you think you don't know where it's going 314 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,080 Speaker 2: to go. No, you have no idea. Every turn you're like, 315 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 2: it's going to be the joke. Is this going to 316 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,920 Speaker 2: be the end? No? No, is this going to be 317 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,880 Speaker 2: the end? No? Well, you knew he was being overcharged. 318 00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,160 Speaker 5: You know, yeah, the whole time, but he was being 319 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:17,280 Speaker 5: a nice patron and like a kind you know, kind 320 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:17,680 Speaker 5: to another. 321 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:18,880 Speaker 6: Well he's not human, but. 322 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:24,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, peaceful protest, Yeah, it was a peaceful protest. 323 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:29,320 Speaker 3: Ryan was mouthing the joke along with you. The entire time. Yeah, 324 00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 3: I know, I guess you know that one. That's one 325 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,200 Speaker 3: of my favorites. 326 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:45,840 Speaker 2: Ryan just spit on me. It's fine, it's hot out, 327 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:46,600 Speaker 2: so I don't care. 328 00:16:46,720 --> 00:16:48,040 Speaker 1: But it was like, it's. 329 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,880 Speaker 5: The best way to cool down is to have another 330 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,000 Speaker 5: person spit on you. 331 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bits. Ryan, he's got a very cold mouth. 332 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: You know. 333 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,680 Speaker 2: His body temp is like twelve degrees lower than. 334 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:01,120 Speaker 6: Eighty four or something, right degrees. 335 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:07,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well yeah, yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, Well 336 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:10,600 Speaker 1: at any rate, it's a yeah, he's a he's a 337 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 1: cool guy. 338 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,440 Speaker 3: So we were going to have you read your book, 339 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,639 Speaker 3: but you forgot We're gonna do. 340 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,119 Speaker 1: The whole book. You don't have it. We'll get a 341 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,879 Speaker 1: picture of it later, but we did. We had something 342 00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 1: we wanted to talk about, I think a couple of 343 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:27,600 Speaker 1: months ago when we first discussed maybe having you back. 344 00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:32,520 Speaker 2: On we it took that long, yes, the discussion. Yes, yeah. 345 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:35,359 Speaker 1: We don't just dive into things anytime we have a guest. 346 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:45,359 Speaker 1: It's extremely intentional. So we we uh were originally planning 347 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:49,239 Speaker 1: on having you come in and tell us what we 348 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,600 Speaker 1: are not allowed to say. 349 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:52,920 Speaker 2: Of course, the list has. 350 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:57,960 Speaker 6: Grown referring to the me too movement, just me too. 351 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,720 Speaker 1: It's the whole friggin it's PC culture, and. 352 00:18:01,720 --> 00:18:04,840 Speaker 3: It's a riff on our classic, now famous segment is 353 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:05,480 Speaker 3: That's bad? 354 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:06,399 Speaker 1: Is that bad? 355 00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:07,879 Speaker 2: Where we would. 356 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 3: Describe scenarios to you and ask you if that's what's 357 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:10,879 Speaker 3: bad to do? 358 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,760 Speaker 2: By this is now we. 359 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,239 Speaker 8: You feel like everything's bad, So much is bad, and 360 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:19,200 Speaker 8: the list of what we are not allowed to say 361 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 8: has grown so long that we decided, due to time constraints, 362 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,800 Speaker 8: the shorter list would be what we are allowed to say? 363 00:18:24,920 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 6: And is that the segment name? 364 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: Umm, can you bail me out on this way? 365 00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:31,840 Speaker 2: Yeah? 366 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,560 Speaker 3: I think this segment name is basically it's it's this 367 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:39,040 Speaker 3: what's bad to say? Actually, you know what, let's save 368 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,640 Speaker 3: some time and talk about what is good to say, 369 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:45,240 Speaker 3: because otherwise we'd be here for a one million years 370 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,840 Speaker 3: plus a billion more years. 371 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, I could even listen to it's name. What can 372 00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,679 Speaker 2: I say at this point? Yeah, and that's the subtitle 373 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,399 Speaker 2: of the segment. 374 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:58,439 Speaker 3: Well, yeah, no kidding, Yeah, Because honestly, you have to 375 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:03,600 Speaker 3: admit that his whole thing has maybe backfired a little 376 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,720 Speaker 3: bit on you guys, because. 377 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:09,840 Speaker 2: It used to be everyone was kind of hanging out 378 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,920 Speaker 2: at being nice. 379 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,320 Speaker 1: And cool as hell, right, yes, and it was fun. 380 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,439 Speaker 5: Women weren't didn't feel empowered to like talk about the 381 00:19:18,480 --> 00:19:19,960 Speaker 5: things that were upsetting to them. 382 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,679 Speaker 2: Well, that's how I like to look at it. 383 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,679 Speaker 3: Well, when you think about like hangout, when if you 384 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:26,720 Speaker 3: would go to like Eric Muther's basement, it was guys 385 00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:27,439 Speaker 3: and girls. 386 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, what was happening. 387 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:37,680 Speaker 3: Uh, there would be some pourn on not bad stuff Cinmax. 388 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:42,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, like Red Shoe Diaries, yes, and his story 389 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:42,520 Speaker 5: behind it. 390 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:46,200 Speaker 3: Yes, and guys and girls would pair off and the 391 00:19:46,480 --> 00:19:48,560 Speaker 3: guys will get to touch the girl's boob. 392 00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,879 Speaker 2: Okay, but it was guys and girls. Yeah, just like 393 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,880 Speaker 2: you're concerned, just chilling, yes. 394 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,760 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. And so and honestly, they 395 00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:02,439 Speaker 1: had like ten different kinds of soda and if you 396 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,399 Speaker 1: didn't really want to talk to any girls, you just 397 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:08,040 Speaker 1: freaking make like the craziest drink mix them all up. 398 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,439 Speaker 8: You know, suicide, Yeah, make suicide or do that or 399 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 8: sorry yes ultimately yeah, if you really never got comfortable talking. 400 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:24,280 Speaker 3: To cols, So now it's yeah, it's just like two 401 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:29,719 Speaker 3: girls and it's like it's like it's unclear what to 402 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 3: do in any of these situations. 403 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:34,560 Speaker 2: Like yeah, like forty guys. 404 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:38,040 Speaker 1: And like forty guys, and it is like, what can 405 00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:40,160 Speaker 1: I say? I certainly don't want to scare these two off? 406 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:43,840 Speaker 1: So like what am I allowed to. 407 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,639 Speaker 5: So these are the two girls who haven't heard about 408 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,879 Speaker 5: just the fact that they could like say, hey I'm 409 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,719 Speaker 5: uncomfortable or hey I don't want to be down here. 410 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:52,600 Speaker 6: These are the two left. 411 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,120 Speaker 3: Yeah I haven't heard about it, or they haven't talked 412 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,439 Speaker 3: to anyone else or something. 413 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:00,200 Speaker 5: These are the women who aren't involved in me to 414 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,760 Speaker 5: who you want to keep around. So you're so you're 415 00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,560 Speaker 5: very scared about they. 416 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:09,800 Speaker 2: Might also be d t H down the hug, you 417 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:10,240 Speaker 2: know what I mean? 418 00:21:10,359 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I got it. 419 00:21:12,640 --> 00:21:14,840 Speaker 2: I got it because this is where the lion has moved. 420 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,800 Speaker 1: I like what The thing that I want to know 421 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,520 Speaker 1: am I allowed to say? Is you got to try 422 00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:24,680 Speaker 1: this drink? It's so gross, like because that I think 423 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,280 Speaker 1: it used to be mostly my icebreaker. 424 00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:32,520 Speaker 2: Try. Oh, I take a sip by Oh, just smell it. 425 00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:37,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, just smell it, just like just put your literally stick. 426 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,960 Speaker 2: Your tongue in it. It's so gross. Would you drink it? 427 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:42,840 Speaker 2: And then I take a sip? I'm freaking, And then 428 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,600 Speaker 2: I can drink the whole thing. 429 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,480 Speaker 1: Yeah, how much? How much? 430 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,399 Speaker 2: And I made like seven bucks doing it. 431 00:21:49,640 --> 00:21:53,080 Speaker 6: I don't see why that would be necessarily offensive to do. 432 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 5: I don't see the purpose of it. But I see 433 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 5: it's not. It's not you're hurting. So you think making 434 00:22:01,160 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 5: unless you force somebody to drink. 435 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:09,280 Speaker 3: Making a woman if you smell and drink, that is 436 00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,440 Speaker 3: gross and she has no idea? 437 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:16,600 Speaker 2: What's so? This is what you think? Do you think 438 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,119 Speaker 2: any woman offered a drink by a. 439 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,800 Speaker 6: Man, as long as it's presented as a question. 440 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,240 Speaker 3: That's not what he said you have to? 441 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: You have to. 442 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:35,480 Speaker 2: That's so sick that that she should. My second one, 443 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,560 Speaker 2: what is this drink? 444 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: It's freaking it's freaking all the mixed up. It's your miss, 445 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:47,800 Speaker 1: it's it's diet cherry DP ten. It's freaking Uh does 446 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,399 Speaker 1: it remix? Oh, it's it's gold Peak grass. 447 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:57,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't. I would put Mountain Peak in there 448 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:02,560 Speaker 2: if that existed. So you think that you have to 449 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 2: put her tongue in this drink? I think you could. 450 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,000 Speaker 5: You could also have the response if someone says you 451 00:23:10,280 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 5: gotta try this, would you say it was a disgusting. 452 00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:15,719 Speaker 2: So gross gross? 453 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:19,159 Speaker 5: So you could say no, I don't got to do 454 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 5: anything that could be a response. 455 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,840 Speaker 2: Right, So you're. 456 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,719 Speaker 5: Still you're I think you're still letting You've still got 457 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,200 Speaker 5: a little wiggle room for some consent in there. Yes, Yes, 458 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,080 Speaker 5: so I'm gonna I'm gonna judge that that's probably okay 459 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,199 Speaker 5: based on that, not on your assessment of how I 460 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 5: feel as a person in what I'm. 461 00:23:36,560 --> 00:23:43,159 Speaker 2: Saying back what you said. And it is on camp. 462 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:49,200 Speaker 1: And this is all on cam, so we have receipts, 463 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,680 Speaker 1: so this ould come back again. 464 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,840 Speaker 3: We can't play as that's bad anymore because everything's bad 465 00:23:55,040 --> 00:23:55,680 Speaker 3: everything too. 466 00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:59,600 Speaker 2: The game is now too long to do in a 467 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:00,800 Speaker 2: human in life. 468 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 1: We don't we don't have time for that game. The 469 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,760 Speaker 1: game we can play is like. 470 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:10,199 Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, is anything okay? Anything? Is anything okay? Is 471 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:14,120 Speaker 2: anything's good? That's for you, guys, jeezum, crazy me too. 472 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 5: I guess that's why they call it that, because you 473 00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 5: you feel bad for yourself. 474 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,280 Speaker 2: Yes, and that's what you think. 475 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,280 Speaker 5: Me too is about feel bad for yourself and then 476 00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:25,520 Speaker 5: being like, oh, you also feel bad because the things 477 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,720 Speaker 5: that you're now having to police that you used to 478 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 5: just get away with. 479 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:30,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, I certainly don't want to feel like ship all 480 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:30,960 Speaker 2: the time. 481 00:24:31,440 --> 00:24:32,080 Speaker 6: Feel bad for you. 482 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:32,400 Speaker 2: Yeah. 483 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:36,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, so let's let let's play this. 484 00:24:36,359 --> 00:24:40,040 Speaker 2: Let's play. Just name a scenario. I have to tell 485 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:42,240 Speaker 2: you the seriously, give me a scenario. 486 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:44,040 Speaker 1: And then I'll and then I'll try to figure out 487 00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:45,160 Speaker 1: something I could say. 488 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:49,040 Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you have a coworker who comes in and 489 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,200 Speaker 5: she just got a haircut. 490 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:55,320 Speaker 2: Boy, what do you say, Minefield? And you're not sectually 491 00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:57,800 Speaker 2: attracted to her? Okay, okay, makes it easier. 492 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,000 Speaker 6: I just wanna make it real easy. 493 00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:03,840 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, how about your head? 494 00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's well, it's definitely not. 495 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 1: It. 496 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,680 Speaker 2: May send me an email first, Jesus. 497 00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:20,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean. 498 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,880 Speaker 2: It's not nice. But uh, do you like the haircut 499 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,800 Speaker 2: in this scenario? Yeah? 500 00:25:25,680 --> 00:25:30,160 Speaker 3: Okay, he just wants a warning, right, he just wants 501 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:32,280 Speaker 3: he I got a little bit of a routine. 502 00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,720 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't need to turn and be shocked by 503 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,800 Speaker 2: a new, nice haircut. 504 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 6: So your issue, you take issue with the change, not 505 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 6: the actual haircut. 506 00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:44,400 Speaker 1: Well, and also, I just I'm being safe. 507 00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:47,160 Speaker 2: I'm certainly not going to turn and say your haircut 508 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:51,119 Speaker 2: looks nice, freaking cuff me up and throw me in 509 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:56,439 Speaker 2: the paddy away. Yeah, ship me off to Siberia. Do 510 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:58,439 Speaker 2: you have a do you have a how would you 511 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,439 Speaker 2: handle it? Well, let's say, let's do it a little bit. 512 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 2: Do you work with women? So like? 513 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,359 Speaker 3: Because here's the thing, now, this is complicated, right, there's 514 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,439 Speaker 3: this new engineer, engineer Jordan. 515 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,840 Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I know you are friends with her. 516 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:19,000 Speaker 5: She's she's I mean, I don't I didn't get her 517 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,360 Speaker 5: the job, but she's were friendly and she edits our 518 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,680 Speaker 5: show sometimes. 519 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,680 Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. So there's this thing. Well, I'll say, 520 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,600 Speaker 2: here's the thing. 521 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 3: With all these other engineers we have involved them in 522 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:36,560 Speaker 3: the show, and they are all some variation of sexual maniac. 523 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:40,560 Speaker 2: That is what we endow them with and allow them 524 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:40,960 Speaker 2: to do that. 525 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:46,760 Speaker 3: Yes, And so I don't know if that's bad to 526 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,320 Speaker 3: do the same thing and be equal. 527 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:55,600 Speaker 1: With her, yes, or in the same way we've mistreated 528 00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:59,600 Speaker 1: all the male engineers throughout the entirety of our run 529 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:05,240 Speaker 1: here at Earwolf, a professional organization, Is it, in fact 530 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: unfair to not mistreat this female engineer who has showed 531 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,919 Speaker 1: up and also call her a sexual mania It's. 532 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:17,920 Speaker 3: Both both that is bad, and this is how it's 533 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 3: really backfired on you guys. 534 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:22,159 Speaker 1: And it's really blowing up in your face because you're 535 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,000 Speaker 1: not going to get equals. 536 00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:25,160 Speaker 6: Jordan's missing out on some real fun. 537 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:31,439 Speaker 2: Like, yes, she could really be a major star on 538 00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 2: this show. Oh yeah, oh, she could be involved all 539 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:36,840 Speaker 2: the time. What would you say? 540 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: She could be forced to answer for deviancy on Mike. 541 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,359 Speaker 3: Yes, we could do for her what we did for 542 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,879 Speaker 3: engineer Cody, who now does nothing. 543 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,160 Speaker 6: You could chase her out of the building, yes. 544 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:53,200 Speaker 2: Okay, for her into extremely early or out of working life. 545 00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 1: That's right. 546 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:56,520 Speaker 5: What what would you say? What, like, give me an 547 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 5: example of like something you would like. Let's pretend I'm 548 00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,600 Speaker 5: engineer Jordan. 549 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,280 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm cool with that. Maybe I should be 550 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 2: engineered Jordan. 551 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 6: Okay, you want to be engineered Jordan? 552 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, just because even like with you doing it, doesn't 553 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 1: it seem like if she's doing it? 554 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:10,879 Speaker 2: Yeah? 555 00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 5: Okay, So Sean, you're engineered Jordan and I'm your I 556 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,119 Speaker 5: guess or do you want to be Sean? 557 00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:16,439 Speaker 3: Is it? 558 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,000 Speaker 2: Okay? That could be fun for me for a minute. Yeah, 559 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,080 Speaker 2: why don't you be Sean? Okay, and I'll be Hayes, 560 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,480 Speaker 2: which is you? Okay, Okay, sounds good. 561 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:28,840 Speaker 6: So I'm not I'm not I don't sexually harass people, 562 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,480 Speaker 6: so I don't. 563 00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:31,680 Speaker 3: I'll just be you're being me obviously when you say that, 564 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 3: because I don't do that either. 565 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,840 Speaker 5: Yeah, and I love UCB A big star there. 566 00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:41,240 Speaker 2: Oh yes, and no, I'm oh. 567 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 5: Your second city Okay, So I'm a second city guy 568 00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:46,080 Speaker 5: and I went to Harvard. 569 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,440 Speaker 2: No, I went to Harvard. Oh okay, okay. 570 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:53,240 Speaker 3: Sean, I'm a confident son of a gun, and I 571 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,160 Speaker 3: went to an IVY League school and I'm. 572 00:28:56,160 --> 00:29:03,400 Speaker 2: Proud of it. I worked very hard, So the best one. 573 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:07,240 Speaker 6: This is a good impression. What else does Sean do? 574 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,120 Speaker 2: Sean? Let me let me think. God, I shouldn't have 575 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:12,640 Speaker 2: been Jordan. 576 00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 3: Sean, Well, I guess I should. Here if when you 577 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,960 Speaker 3: make a minor transgression, I'll punish you for it. 578 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:27,280 Speaker 2: Okay. Oh have you tried. 579 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,640 Speaker 3: You never get any rewards for any of the good 580 00:29:29,640 --> 00:29:36,240 Speaker 3: stuff you do, cons only punishment. Okay, but it works 581 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,720 Speaker 3: and you do even better next time. 582 00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:47,320 Speaker 6: Okay, So we'll do the scenario. Okay, Hey, Jordan, thanks 583 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,280 Speaker 6: for engineering us today. 584 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:57,160 Speaker 1: Hello police, See yeah, I get I see your point. 585 00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,520 Speaker 2: Now. It's crazy. 586 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,360 Speaker 1: I didn't even say that was what happening, So what. 587 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,120 Speaker 6: Would happen if I was like, oh, we got we 588 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,320 Speaker 6: got Jordan here, she's a real sex maniac. How would 589 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:10,120 Speaker 6: Jordan respond? 590 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 1: Cancel the police, send the freakin FBI. Hello Judge, Hello 591 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 1: judge from. 592 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:18,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 593 00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:21,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, see, I don't know that about her because I'm 594 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,959 Speaker 3: not allowed to ask questions. 595 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,800 Speaker 5: I think she could joke around. I think she could 596 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:27,800 Speaker 5: joke around with you guys. 597 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,200 Speaker 6: She gets it. She's a smart cookie. 598 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,280 Speaker 2: All right. So far we just had her be singing, 599 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,720 Speaker 2: which doesn't feel right either. No, because we've never made 600 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,880 Speaker 2: anyone else do that. You made her sing on the 601 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,600 Speaker 2: show and vocal performance. 602 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, and we ever do some sound effects as well, 603 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,240 Speaker 1: which we have, mane, that's not. 604 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:51,400 Speaker 2: What you study. Yeah, all the engineers are guests too. 605 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,240 Speaker 6: Did you make little esther say, do any sound effects? 606 00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:55,880 Speaker 2: You made her laugh at her jokes? 607 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,040 Speaker 1: Yeah. We had tried to coach into laughing at our jokes, 608 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 1: although she didn't. You messed up that joke. I had 609 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,600 Speaker 1: just heard it for the other day for the first time. 610 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:07,840 Speaker 5: So you put in laugh track for her. 611 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:09,320 Speaker 1: We wanted to. 612 00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:14,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, she was resistant. 613 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,960 Speaker 6: Because you didn't, because probably in her eyes, she hadn't earned. 614 00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:21,040 Speaker 2: It because all this going on out there. Do anything. 615 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,200 Speaker 1: Does she know how, Yeah, she wasn't sure how to 616 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,719 Speaker 1: do it. She was like, what am I allowed to do? 617 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:31,840 Speaker 3: B j oh my god, Yes, he said after you 618 00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:33,400 Speaker 3: guys are way funnier. 619 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,680 Speaker 2: Than me, roaring with laughter. Yes, and funnier than Creed. 620 00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:38,280 Speaker 2: That I believe. 621 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, he said that we blew Creed out of the 622 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:41,880 Speaker 1: water with some of our stuff. 623 00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 5: I love it when people who don't who don't start 624 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 5: out with doing comedy then get into comedy late in 625 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,400 Speaker 5: the game have lots of yea. 626 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:58,160 Speaker 1: Mm hmm, yeah, they have genus perspective on it. There, 627 00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,040 Speaker 1: you know, there have been soiled by practicing an understanding 628 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: comedy for a long time. 629 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:05,360 Speaker 2: It's more pure. 630 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,640 Speaker 1: It's just kind of just a stone cold guess with 631 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,640 Speaker 1: a lot of confidence. 632 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,120 Speaker 2: Well, we have yet to find a situation that is 633 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:16,320 Speaker 2: not bad. 634 00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:26,320 Speaker 5: Okay, you are at a family picnic outside summertime, family, 635 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:31,440 Speaker 5: extended family, your family, not a spouse or girlfriend. 636 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:32,520 Speaker 4: I don't know. 637 00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:36,880 Speaker 5: I'm sorry, are you any of your LGBTQ? But let's 638 00:32:36,880 --> 00:32:37,840 Speaker 5: say significant other? 639 00:32:38,240 --> 00:32:40,960 Speaker 3: Do we have to be now? Will be whatever you 640 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,080 Speaker 3: need us to be? Pick a letter. 641 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 5: You you're just you're it's your meming? 642 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:52,480 Speaker 2: What are you? What's that? Stand for geez, I haven't 643 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,840 Speaker 2: even heard this one. What do I have to do? 644 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:03,520 Speaker 2: Some kind of underwater thing you use water to I'm 645 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 2: like a yo sexual. 646 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:09,400 Speaker 6: Wow, it's your family. 647 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,120 Speaker 2: Inter sea boat. 648 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 6: Okay, it's your family, all right. 649 00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:19,600 Speaker 5: It's your mem your Papa, your aunties, your uncles, are 650 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,640 Speaker 5: your cousins, all of them. Okay, one of your cousins 651 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:27,719 Speaker 5: brings a hot friend. 652 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,360 Speaker 2: Okay, can you hear freedom recording over there? 653 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,840 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I would just want to show that we're 654 00:33:33,880 --> 00:33:35,840 Speaker 3: having we're having fun in here too. 655 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:36,960 Speaker 2: Yeah. 656 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:41,760 Speaker 1: It's so great, and we don't have to hide behind characters. 657 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,280 Speaker 1: We're just ourselves. We're so funny when we just banter. 658 00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:47,160 Speaker 1: That's the idea of the show. 659 00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,800 Speaker 6: That you guys are yourselves. 660 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 2: Yes, Okay, it's Mema and Papa. 661 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,040 Speaker 6: Mema, Papa. Everyone's there's a good it's good family. 662 00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:57,680 Speaker 2: Fine, but I describe this cousin's friend is. 663 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 6: A very attractive, hot eighteen year old. 664 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,440 Speaker 2: Oh boy, just graduating. 665 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:08,080 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, and there's a pool by mem and 666 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,200 Speaker 3: popar gay now as well? 667 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:14,240 Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, mem Mima, Yeah you're lesbian. Grand Grandma's oh, grandma's. 668 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,200 Speaker 2: Gam and Mema. 669 00:34:15,239 --> 00:34:20,600 Speaker 5: Well, what happened was when your peapa died gam gam 670 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,920 Speaker 5: someone found some old pictures of gam gam. 671 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,440 Speaker 6: Yes, and a lady named Rose. 672 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,640 Speaker 5: Oh, and then she had and then basically was forced 673 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:30,600 Speaker 5: out of the closet. But now everyone's over it and 674 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:31,640 Speaker 5: she's got a lesbian lover. 675 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:34,480 Speaker 2: That's a nice story. Yeah, that's your story. Yeah. 676 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, for this scenario, hot. 677 00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:42,000 Speaker 5: Friend exactly, hot a friend. Let's give her a name, cousin. 678 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:46,799 Speaker 5: I thought cousin's friend. Cousins, so this is not a relative. Okay, 679 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:50,240 Speaker 5: but she's eighteen, Okay, she's eighteen. 680 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,719 Speaker 6: Her name is uh gerdy am I you're you're your 681 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 6: age which is held uh sixteen? 682 00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a. 683 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,279 Speaker 2: Pool no eighteen next year? Can't wait? 684 00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:11,359 Speaker 6: Okay, so you're seventeen, just turned I can't wait, man, Okay, 685 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,040 Speaker 6: so you're seventeen. 686 00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:13,720 Speaker 2: There's an eighteen? Is it awesome? Smoking? 687 00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:17,000 Speaker 1: Well, hold on, I'm not sure, are you smoking? I'm 688 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,319 Speaker 1: not talking to my cousin's friend yet. 689 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,640 Speaker 2: Okay, So we'll get to that point. 690 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:23,680 Speaker 5: So everyone's everyone is afraid to get in the pool 691 00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,280 Speaker 5: because because. 692 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:26,160 Speaker 2: Papa died in the pool. 693 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, so she doesn't have that fear instilled, so she 694 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,040 Speaker 5: takes off for sure. 695 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:30,800 Speaker 2: The filter. 696 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:31,239 Speaker 1: Sure. 697 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,920 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, like all the horror movies, all the best 698 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,240 Speaker 5: horror movies, you always get your butt sucked into the filter. 699 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,200 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she takes your shirt off. 700 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,760 Speaker 1: Can you say that you get your butt sucked? 701 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,719 Speaker 2: Am I allowed to say that? Still? You get your 702 00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:48,200 Speaker 2: butt sucked? 703 00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:52,840 Speaker 1: I think so. Here's my thing. I'm okay with breastfeeding 704 00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 1: in public, not too cool on butt feeding. You have 705 00:35:57,840 --> 00:36:01,160 Speaker 1: to be sure, apparently I have to be apparently suddenly 706 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:03,759 Speaker 1: the bad guy. Yeah, because I don't want I don't 707 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:07,880 Speaker 1: want anybody butt feeding out there anyway. Anyway, you're in 708 00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,720 Speaker 1: the middle of a scenario. 709 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:13,120 Speaker 5: Okay, So she takes off her shirt, she takes off 710 00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,239 Speaker 5: her she's got very big pantaloons on. 711 00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:18,080 Speaker 6: You couldn't even tell her shape from her pants. 712 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:21,640 Speaker 5: Everything was really you were like, oh, she's probably got 713 00:36:21,719 --> 00:36:24,200 Speaker 5: like a body dysmorphia or something because her clothes are 714 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:24,560 Speaker 5: so bad. 715 00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:26,320 Speaker 6: But she takes off her clothes. 716 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,520 Speaker 5: You see, she is the most perfect body of anyone ever, 717 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:32,680 Speaker 5: like like Chrissy Teagan and Monica Lewinsky had. 718 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:34,000 Speaker 2: A baby, like a perfect body. 719 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:39,160 Speaker 5: Who Okay, all right, and then she dives headfirst into 720 00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:39,520 Speaker 5: the pool. 721 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:41,279 Speaker 2: Okay, and there's water in there. 722 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:44,280 Speaker 1: Right, Okay, because if there's no water in there, that's 723 00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:44,680 Speaker 1: no water. 724 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,359 Speaker 5: She doesn't understand, so she needs she needs help. Now 725 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:50,120 Speaker 5: do you what do you say before you help her? 726 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:54,680 Speaker 5: And she's she's bleeding internally, but she has got the 727 00:36:54,840 --> 00:36:55,719 Speaker 5: hottest body of. 728 00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:58,719 Speaker 3: Okay, so she is wounded by it's not affecting her 729 00:36:58,840 --> 00:36:59,640 Speaker 3: looks at all. 730 00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,920 Speaker 2: No, it's all internal. 731 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,920 Speaker 5: Okay, She's just a hot limp lady at the bottom 732 00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:05,240 Speaker 5: of a waterless pool. 733 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:05,760 Speaker 2: Okay. 734 00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:09,880 Speaker 1: And you're seventeen, wiring like yeah, some kind of like CPR. 735 00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, probably more than CPR. 736 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:13,960 Speaker 1: But and it's what do I say? 737 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,440 Speaker 2: What do you do in that scenario? 738 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,920 Speaker 5: Because you're the only one who can get in the 739 00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:18,760 Speaker 5: pool because everyone else is scared because of people. 740 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 2: And I am first Aid certified Yanks. 741 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,480 Speaker 6: Thanks, thanks, But you're seventeen. 742 00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,840 Speaker 5: Don't forget because you're so like you're also like young 743 00:37:27,920 --> 00:37:29,600 Speaker 5: and dumb and super horny. 744 00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:32,160 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so this is like we'll say it 745 00:37:32,239 --> 00:37:33,920 Speaker 1: young dumb and Philip com we can say it. 746 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 3: Related to this, am I I'm sporting here? 747 00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:39,920 Speaker 2: You can say, Okay, I wasn't sure. 748 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 3: I'm sporting a diamond cutter at this in this moment, 749 00:37:42,800 --> 00:37:48,879 Speaker 3: yeah right, and that's gonna affect my movements, just like. 750 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,080 Speaker 6: Can inhibit a lot of a lot of your clear thinking. 751 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, sak me a long time to get down the 752 00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:59,239 Speaker 2: ladder into the pool. Yeah okay, but what do you do? 753 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,080 Speaker 6: What do you do? 754 00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:00,200 Speaker 3: Do? 755 00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,080 Speaker 2: You have? No one else can help, We're just you, okay. 756 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 1: And I'm not doing a gag right where I'm sort 757 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:13,000 Speaker 1: of pulling down on the diving board and by diamond 758 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:19,239 Speaker 1: cutter at the same time and then releasing for the freaking. 759 00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:20,400 Speaker 5: You can That could be your choice if that's how 760 00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:21,719 Speaker 5: you want to handle the situation. 761 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:24,239 Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, all right, that doesn't feel right. 762 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:27,600 Speaker 1: No, I think I won't. I think I will expressly 763 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:28,840 Speaker 1: not do that gag. 764 00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,800 Speaker 6: Okay, good, that's a good first step. 765 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,520 Speaker 2: I think I would have to. 766 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 5: And she, by the way, she can speak still, but 767 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,560 Speaker 5: she's like her she's like there's a lot of fluids 768 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:42,680 Speaker 5: in her lungs, like stuff's gurgling. 769 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:45,560 Speaker 3: Okay, but again I can't see anything. The looks are 770 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,280 Speaker 3: still even. 771 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 5: Better, like glossed like lip, glossed lips, a beautiful pink 772 00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:55,279 Speaker 5: sheen on her cheek, gorgeous eyelashes okay, and eyelashes you 773 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 5: just want to put your dick in. 774 00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,040 Speaker 2: What do you do? 775 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,120 Speaker 3: I allowed, Well, my understanding that what you have to 776 00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:06,240 Speaker 3: do in this situation now is introduce like a woman 777 00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:12,719 Speaker 3: saving machine to the scenario to keep separation between you 778 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,319 Speaker 3: and this diamond cutter yours port egg and the and 779 00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:21,960 Speaker 3: the injured woman so and the and the machine has 780 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:29,080 Speaker 3: a consent requesting device where it like it asks the 781 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,000 Speaker 3: woman if it's okay for so, it goes down like 782 00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:32,960 Speaker 3: a bomb robot. 783 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,759 Speaker 2: Yes, and it hands her a note something. 784 00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:38,359 Speaker 3: I'm in a big like tie x suit. Yes, it's 785 00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:39,960 Speaker 3: on treads, and I. 786 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 1: Have yeah, and I have like a giant remote with 787 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,360 Speaker 1: there's big cranks. And I'm sort of like sending the 788 00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:48,640 Speaker 1: robot down. 789 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,920 Speaker 6: Because you don't need that kind of control. 790 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:56,160 Speaker 1: He stays, well, okay, I mean what I do in 791 00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:00,240 Speaker 1: the scenario probably is move. I probably have to move 792 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:06,120 Speaker 1: because I can't, you know, at this point I can't, 793 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,919 Speaker 1: and I think I have to move and start over 794 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,239 Speaker 1: because the machine. 795 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:14,120 Speaker 2: With a new name and everything, a new name, whole 796 00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,040 Speaker 2: new life. The machines are not reliable. 797 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:21,680 Speaker 3: I have never seen them at work successfully. Well, they 798 00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:24,720 Speaker 3: get consent very well, but then what they do after 799 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:28,440 Speaker 3: that they have like claws, just like when they do. 800 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:35,080 Speaker 1: It's not a great way to apply first aid, a big, heavy, 801 00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:40,399 Speaker 1: clumsy metal claw with an operator who's the first time 802 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:41,480 Speaker 1: user of the device. 803 00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,799 Speaker 3: People are not properly trade for these things, right, And 804 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,800 Speaker 3: this is why I say it's back from firing. 805 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:55,560 Speaker 2: You guys are dying, so a lot about that. 806 00:40:56,239 --> 00:41:00,759 Speaker 1: We will lose all our hottest divers in this, you know. 807 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,880 Speaker 2: Dtopian future you've created for yourself. 808 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:07,000 Speaker 5: Sort of the hottest dumbest divers, because who jumps into 809 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,359 Speaker 5: a pool. I didn't say she was like I had 810 00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,600 Speaker 5: like a thing where she couldn't see water, like a disease, 811 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,799 Speaker 5: you know, the disease you. 812 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,840 Speaker 6: Just can't see wet things. 813 00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:17,640 Speaker 5: Sure, yeah, I didn't say she had that diabetes. 814 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:23,319 Speaker 2: Yeah, everything looks dry, so she should call it dryabetes. 815 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,480 Speaker 6: That's a great point. 816 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:31,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Jesus, you. 817 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,880 Speaker 5: Should definitely start a list on your You have a 818 00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,880 Speaker 5: Reddit or something, right, are you on reddit? 819 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,400 Speaker 2: We should get a reddit. 820 00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,520 Speaker 1: I think I might start a list. 821 00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:43,799 Speaker 5: There's all the stuff you can't do, and then we 822 00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,640 Speaker 5: can we can start with the two that we've talked 823 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:49,200 Speaker 5: about today that I think are really helpful for people. 824 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,399 Speaker 2: Engineer Ryan, do a reddit this instant right now? 825 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:57,480 Speaker 1: Yes, now begin reddit engineer, Ryan, And see you don't 826 00:41:57,480 --> 00:41:58,480 Speaker 1: think you already ever read it? 827 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:01,960 Speaker 2: I think we Yeah, there's one that we share. It 828 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:03,880 Speaker 2: seem like the guys that would know about if you 829 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:04,680 Speaker 2: had a reddit or not. 830 00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,719 Speaker 1: I know, right, there's one we share with. 831 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,840 Speaker 3: There's one we share with a bunch of other Earwolf 832 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,879 Speaker 3: people and the dough Boys. 833 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:12,160 Speaker 1: For some reason when we sat there, dough Boys, I 834 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:14,080 Speaker 1: would say there's one we share with the dough Boys 835 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:15,120 Speaker 1: called the Earwolf Reddit. 836 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 4: Yes, yeah, you do have one our Hollywood handbook. 837 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,600 Speaker 2: Thank you? See how fast? See? Thanks Ryan? That was great. 838 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:26,640 Speaker 3: So we're we're punishing the men worse now, we're being 839 00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:30,920 Speaker 3: meaner to them because that's what we're apparently supposed to do. 840 00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:35,520 Speaker 2: Well, I am so pissed about just some crazy stuff. 841 00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:39,239 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I'm scared. I don't know what I'm 842 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,640 Speaker 1: allowed to say. 843 00:42:40,719 --> 00:42:42,920 Speaker 5: It must be really hard to just not that the 844 00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 5: only thing you have to be afraid of is what 845 00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:48,360 Speaker 5: you can and can't say. It must be very frightening 846 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,120 Speaker 5: that that's the thing that you live in fear of. 847 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:54,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, gee, but you're rape or are you afraid of rape? 848 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:54,799 Speaker 2: Well? Yeah. 849 00:42:54,920 --> 00:43:01,640 Speaker 1: Now, I mean I wasn't thinking about it, but I'm scared. 850 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,520 Speaker 3: So you think we should take this discourse to Reddit, 851 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,720 Speaker 3: the best place to where people are very good about 852 00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:09,320 Speaker 3: this stuff. 853 00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,799 Speaker 2: Just kick it off in a positive way. 854 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:16,920 Speaker 5: Hey guys, Hey white straight guys, because let's be honest everyone. 855 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:18,239 Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole website goes. 856 00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:30,000 Speaker 5: Yes, you start off like, we got some we got 857 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,160 Speaker 5: some great information on the show, just in case you don't. 858 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:33,640 Speaker 2: Listen to it. 859 00:43:34,320 --> 00:43:37,839 Speaker 3: Lots of people on our on our reddit, I think 860 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:39,279 Speaker 3: do not really listen to this show. 861 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,560 Speaker 5: I just mean in a timely manner, we wanted to 862 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,280 Speaker 5: give you some of these tips. And this is something 863 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:48,520 Speaker 5: that you might encounter. Maybe someone at your work has 864 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:49,800 Speaker 5: gotten a new haircut. 865 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:54,240 Speaker 3: Like you advance warning, like this woman refuses to give. 866 00:43:55,280 --> 00:43:57,879 Speaker 2: The dead woman. No, this is the one who got 867 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,319 Speaker 2: the haircut. Ends a freaking sneak at tech. 868 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:04,680 Speaker 1: Ryan, what was the wine down you had planned? 869 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 4: Thanks for coming. 870 00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:10,960 Speaker 2: You had so you have your music? You have to 871 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:13,400 Speaker 2: play your your music. 872 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:16,640 Speaker 7: Oh was this where I was gonna plug my music? Okay, 873 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,759 Speaker 7: here we go. 874 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:22,560 Speaker 4: Good up guys. 875 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:28,440 Speaker 7: More, just like, thanks for rading, So make sure to 876 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:32,800 Speaker 7: go to Reddit, our Hollywood Handbook and leave some comments. 877 00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,640 Speaker 4: Say I'm nice, this song is really nice. 878 00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,000 Speaker 2: Talk about my gorilla joke. 879 00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,640 Speaker 4: Huh, that was real hard time. 880 00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,480 Speaker 7: The gorilla joke. It was my favorite time hearing it. 881 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:48,719 Speaker 7: I think Bosh may have pee on the floor. 882 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:49,480 Speaker 2: Earlier, but did he? 883 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,439 Speaker 4: I don't know there was a spot over there. 884 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,839 Speaker 2: It could have been like his mouth mouth he does 885 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:56,560 Speaker 2: just lick the floor. 886 00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:56,799 Speaker 1: Yep. 887 00:44:56,920 --> 00:45:01,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, and thank you every for listening. 888 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:04,279 Speaker 2: If he peed, man be a bigger spot than that? 889 00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:08,160 Speaker 2: Is that allowed? Not bragging? 890 00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:09,200 Speaker 1: Am I allowed to say this? 891 00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:12,320 Speaker 2: My dog got a freaking big p feminasty. 892 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:17,000 Speaker 5: The book Thanks is out one on a September fourth, 893 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:19,120 Speaker 5: right now, I don't know when this is coming out. 894 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:19,359 Speaker 2: Drive. 895 00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:20,920 Speaker 6: I backlogged for a while. 896 00:45:21,040 --> 00:45:21,279 Speaker 2: I don't. 897 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,320 Speaker 6: You probably have people who. 898 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:24,359 Speaker 2: We do have some people. Let's put out right before 899 00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:25,160 Speaker 2: the book comes out. 900 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,000 Speaker 6: Yeah, nine four? 901 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,000 Speaker 5: Okay, so I don't know you have to bump, but 902 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,360 Speaker 5: you know, i'd appreciate it if it's like, I don't know, 903 00:45:31,080 --> 00:45:32,080 Speaker 5: Mindy Kaling or whoever. 904 00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:41,960 Speaker 2: Well, you guys get whatever you want, So bye. I'm 905 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,280 Speaker 2: a horny girl wolf. 906 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,320 Speaker 5: This has been an Earwolf production executive produced by Scott Ackerman, 907 00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:49,320 Speaker 5: Colin Anderson, and Chris Bannon. 908 00:45:49,440 --> 00:45:56,239 Speaker 2: For more information and content, visit iarwolf dot com. Oh