Speaker 1: I have a gum in mom, so get rid of
Speaker 1: the gum.
Speaker 2: But what if I don't want to hold on?
Speaker 1: Please now? Yeah? No Andy, no Andy? You want to
Speaker 1: know why why he's so busy? So busy. Welcome Diamond.
Speaker 1: I'm so this is very exciting because you know what
Speaker 1: half the fans are like, yes Diamond, the other half
Speaker 1: for like, no Diamond. So I'm going to go with
Speaker 1: the half that wants diamond. Wow, and welcome to bull chat.
Speaker 2: Oh hi, this is so exciting. Y like me today?
Speaker 1: No love? Wellay, we're recording this on your birthday. Yes,
Speaker 1: so that's very exciting. How old are you today, Diamond?
Speaker 2: Twenty nine?
Speaker 1: Still again? Or you're actually twenty.
Speaker 2: T I'm actually twenty nine? What well?
Speaker 1: I mean that's the thing that ladies say, you.
Speaker 2: Know, oh September twelve, nineteen ninety four, seven two am.
Speaker 1: When you ask, when you ask, like you know, some
Speaker 1: women over forty, you know, how old are you? Twenty nine?
Speaker 2: Again?
Speaker 1: I don't know why the number is twenty nine, never
Speaker 1: understood that, but it's always twenty nine.
Speaker 2: I would just say thirty and like cap it at thirty.
Speaker 1: Then I guess maybe the twenties sounds better than thirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Was your twenty nine better than thirty?
Speaker 1: I don't remember my twenty nine because you know why,
Speaker 1: it was a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ancient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I don't know. So what are you doing today?
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously I had to stay for a silly
Speaker 1: meeting in a little while. And what you like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing for your birthday?
Speaker 2: I'm not staying for it. We have a meeting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, today's the eleven o'clock meeting. That's why I'm catch me, baby,
Speaker 1: I'm just killing some time here. Well, Andy's see Andy's
Speaker 1: are you know? Hold on, watch look at this. See
Speaker 1: Andy's in there. Look how important he is. He's so important.
Speaker 1: He just he sits in there while people.
Speaker 2: Really not even doing anything. It's sad.
Speaker 1: He's not listen. Yesterday I said, Andrew, we haven't had
Speaker 1: a bowl chat in two weeks. People are missing it.
Speaker 1: It's really important. No, I'm not kidding. And so he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: tomorrow right after the show ten oh one, I'm there.
Speaker 1: And then he just came in like ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: He's like, So the thing is, Elvis has an interview
Speaker 1: at ten, so I can't do it today. But I'll
Speaker 1: figure it out. Him figuring it out means no show.
Speaker 2: Never, it's not happening. So as he sits there, yeah,
Speaker 2: pretends to type on a computer. We'll see that he's
Speaker 2: not even typing anything. Did you see that.
Speaker 1: Let's watch what he's doing. Okay, So he's on he's searching.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what he's looking at. I see food.
Speaker 1: I see some guy in court that I don't know
Speaker 1: who that is.
Speaker 2: That was a good article, I saw that, really, and.
Speaker 1: Then I see like Thomas Jefferson or something on the right,
Speaker 1: like someone that's on on money. That's old, some old guy.
Speaker 1: And then now he's on his phone looking at pictures. Look, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's just looking at pictures on vacations.
Speaker 2: Andrew, he's a fraud.
Speaker 1: He acts very important.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's not doing anything.
Speaker 1: I do love Andrew though. Okay, so, like, can we
Speaker 1: talk about your jets?
Speaker 2: Yes? Can we talk about the fact then? Okay, so
Speaker 2: went to the game last night. As we all know
Speaker 2: by now, Aaron Rodgers season with the Jets is pretty
Speaker 2: much over. I don't think that they've officially announced it yet,
Speaker 2: but he has like a torn achilles. I think he
Speaker 2: only played for like three or four minutes.
Speaker 1: I have to tell you, I'm so not a sports
Speaker 1: guy at all. I very rarely follow sports or whatever.
Speaker 1: You know, World Series, Sure, super Bowl, I'll watch and
Speaker 1: I'll eat the dip or whatever. But I actually watched
Speaker 1: the game yesterday. I watched even the pregame. I watched
Speaker 1: and the national anthem that cop sag it.
Speaker 2: I missed it.
Speaker 1: You missed it.
Speaker 2: You were in traffic.
Speaker 1: You're in traffic. But I watched almost the whole thing.
Speaker 1: I did fall asleep and I woke up and it
Speaker 1: was like it was sixteen sixteen, right, it was a
Speaker 1: tie time. Yeah, And I went to pee, and you know,
Speaker 1: because old man me, I get up like twice a
Speaker 1: night to pow ooh that sucks twice twice usually twice.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's good. Can I curse?
Speaker 1: I try not to.
Speaker 2: You can.
Speaker 1: Well, you're gonna say that's some old man ship. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: You know me, I got you, so you want to
Speaker 2: you know that you literally probably got back into the
Speaker 2: bed and the scoring touchdown happened probably not even a touchdown,
Speaker 2: was I don't know whatever it's called field goal? It no,
Speaker 2: it was it was a no you're gonna mess me up.
Speaker 2: You know what a blitz is.
Speaker 1: I know that it's a thing.
Speaker 2: It's like where they surround the quarterback. I think, sure,
Speaker 2: I don't Anyway, it was a punt return for a touchdown.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that means?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you know how, like the game starts and
Speaker 2: they kicked the ball to ye the other side of
Speaker 2: the field, yes, and one player catches it and they
Speaker 2: try to stop them. Okay, So that happened. They kicked
Speaker 2: the ball and Gibson catches the ball and runs straight
Speaker 2: into the end zone basically, and he got the touchdown.
Speaker 2: And because it was overtime, if you score a touchdown,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: And so you missed like you literally went back to sleep,
Speaker 2: and it probably happened like two minutes later because it
Speaker 2: didn't last like that overtime didn't last night.
Speaker 1: I opened my eyes and I heard them say it's
Speaker 1: all tied up sixteen and uh in overtime, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh man, this is great. And I turned
Speaker 1: over it and that was it. I was out.
Speaker 2: I wanted to leave. I don't want to stay.
Speaker 1: What are you kidding? That's like me leaving because We
Speaker 1: used to go to the World Series games all the time.
Speaker 1: The Yankees were always in the World Series in the nineties,
Speaker 1: so Greg and I would always go. The station would
Speaker 1: send us there, and I don't remember what year it was,
Speaker 1: but apparently like game six of one of the years
Speaker 1: was like the most insane game ever. It was tied
Speaker 1: and they were gonna whatever, and I'm like, can we
Speaker 1: please go so we can beat the traffic, And they're like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding me? And they're like, no, we're not leaving.
Speaker 1: And I just I left and I got on the
Speaker 1: subway and I get out of there.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't miss it. I have a problem. I
Speaker 1: have high anxiety for traffic and sitting and waiting for
Speaker 1: people and I just can't. So I never stayed at
Speaker 1: concerts till the end. I never stayed all sporting against
Speaker 1: events till the end. I just I cause in my brain,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I gotta get out of here. All these
Speaker 1: people is getting a mess of people to get out
Speaker 1: of here, And every once in a while I will
Speaker 1: if it's something I'm really interested in, I'll stay.
Speaker 2: I should have recorded on our way out, there were
Speaker 2: so many people. They were chanting the Chance went from
Speaker 2: like Jets Chance to f Buffalo Chance, and then they
Speaker 2: tried to unite everybody because people started getting angry. They
Speaker 2: just started chanting USA, and I was like, Okay, where
Speaker 2: are we going with this, guys before somebody says the
Speaker 2: wrong thing, like, let's let's just keep it, Let's just
Speaker 2: get to the cars, go back to j Ets.
Speaker 1: The problem with MetLife Stadium is there is pretty much
Speaker 1: zero public transportation. I get it, there's buses there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but are you path The path goes there? The
Speaker 2: path goes there New Jersey, right, that's what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's in a Jersey Transit. It's a train. I don't regular,
Speaker 1: it's a regular train, but I don't think. Well, it
Speaker 1: kind of goes there. But do you know what it's
Speaker 1: like trying to get on those trains because we went
Speaker 1: to the Ed Cheran show there and they bring They
Speaker 1: only run the trains there when there's an event. They
Speaker 1: don't go there otherwise, so they make special stops there.
Speaker 1: And at the end of the show, I could not
Speaker 1: believe that we actually stayed till the end of that show.
Speaker 2: I did it.
Speaker 1: I stayed till the end of it.
Speaker 2: We were at the same show.
Speaker 1: That's right, I left. I stayed till the end only
Speaker 1: because I was in a special parking lot and I
Speaker 1: knew I could just pull right out. Jealous, I'm sorry, but.
Speaker 2: Where was that last night? I needed that met life
Speaker 2: call me?
Speaker 1: Yeah it was. It's not so that. That's kind of
Speaker 1: my thing with big events.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about something?
Speaker 1: Could we take a break first? Because Andrew will yelled
Speaker 1: that we don't take a break, so we'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this. No, I played the wrong one. We'll
Speaker 1: be back right after this, and we're back. You like that.
Speaker 2: It's a stupid I'm obsessed with you.
Speaker 1: No, but he we used to use the stupid man box,
Speaker 1: you know the.
Speaker 2: Yeah where is that?
Speaker 1: He's too busy? He lent all of them out to
Speaker 1: his all his other podcasts, and then the one that
Speaker 1: we used to use for us, none of the sound
Speaker 1: was loaded in it. And look, I don't want this
Speaker 1: to be in andrew bitch session, but I think that
Speaker 1: he's got a lot going on, maybe too much going on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you know what else he's doing? Now?
Speaker 1: Do you know about the koozy thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It?
Speaker 1: You love it? Oh, you love it so much?
Speaker 2: He I think that I should be paid as a designer.
Speaker 2: He runs a lot of things by me, and then
Speaker 2: the next thing, like the things that I like, a
Speaker 2: month or two later, I see them like is in
Speaker 2: my hand physically? Yeah, I'm like, I decided that that
Speaker 2: color would work. Why don't you pay me for my No, my.
Speaker 1: Idea is because he doesn't care. So Kouzi Kings is
Speaker 1: his company, him with his friend Tommy and Gina from
Speaker 1: they used to work on the docks. And so what
Speaker 1: happens is they order these koozies, you know, the beer
Speaker 1: cooozies that go in the cans to keep them cold.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they work or not, but they whatever.
Speaker 1: They have all these fun designs or whatever, and they
Speaker 1: saw them on Amazon, so they order them from China.
Speaker 1: So eventually, from China they get to California, and then
Speaker 1: at that point, from California, they then come to my house.
Speaker 2: Why they come to your house, well, you.
Speaker 1: Know, because they all live in Jersey City and they
Speaker 1: live in these tiny little apartments and yet they need
Speaker 1: a warehouse and they just Andrew's like, hey, let me
Speaker 1: make a proposition. I want you to be the shipping
Speaker 1: manager for Kozie Kings. So what we're gonna do is
Speaker 1: We'll just we'll ship them to your house and then
Speaker 1: you just ship them out. I'm like, that sounds easy enough.
Speaker 1: So the first time, about twelve boxes came, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that's a lot, it is. He's like, well, you I
Speaker 1: have to open every box and count all of them
Speaker 1: inside to make sure that they didn't short us.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I'm like, but it says outside how many are on it.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, you got to count them just in case.
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, So I counted all of them, I
Speaker 1: labeled them, I brought them over to ups. That was great.
Speaker 1: The next week, twenty boxes came. The next week, twenty
Speaker 1: four boxes came. So right now in my garage, I
Speaker 1: have sixty cases of koozies, no direction, nowhere to send them.
Speaker 1: And the thing is they come from China, mind you.
Speaker 1: So half the boxes are destroyed, they're torn up, they're
Speaker 1: ripped apart, and they want me to open them, count them,
Speaker 1: fix the boxes, seal them, label them. And I got
Speaker 1: to say, he's paying me peanuts for it. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: Like so I either need a bit of a raise
Speaker 1: or I just can't do this anymore. And he's also
Speaker 1: taking me. He should pay me for storage. My kids
Speaker 1: can't get their bicycles out of my garage. Hello, seriously,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have to do a little negotiation.
Speaker 2: Maybe I could negotiate on your behalf and then you
Speaker 2: could cut me a piece.
Speaker 1: I think you should. I think you should because you
Speaker 1: know yeah, oh this is where I wanted to Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Go on. Do you know I almost bought season tickets
Speaker 2: to the Jets?
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 2: And do you know how happy I am that I didn't.
Speaker 1: Because now you won't get to see your number eight? Yes,
Speaker 1: I know, he's number eight. See, I'm following. I'm following, Scott.
Speaker 2: I'm so upset, Like what am I supposed to do?
Speaker 2: What kind of birthday is this?
Speaker 1: I think it's a good birthday, Diamond. You woke up
Speaker 1: this morning, albeit tired, Yes, and you got to live
Speaker 1: another day. And that's that's a gift.
Speaker 2: Oh, praise the Lord.
Speaker 1: You like that? Oh wow?
Speaker 2: So wow, my guy? You know what That's what I'm
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: You see that banner behind us. If you're watching this
Speaker 1: on YouTube, you can see the serial killer's logo behind us.
Speaker 1: Cooper made that for us.
Speaker 2: I love Cooper.
Speaker 1: She's very thoughtful, she really is. She noticed that the
Speaker 1: wall was bare, we had no logo, no signage, and
Speaker 1: she went and ordered that for me for my birthday.
Speaker 2: She's so sweet, isn't she the nicest?
Speaker 1: She really is a good kid. You know, she's like
Speaker 1: that kid that has the rough exterior. You know, I'll
Speaker 1: kick your ass on the outside, but she's very sweet
Speaker 1: and thoughtful, uh and kind on the inside.
Speaker 2: Oh, Cooper, does she listen to this? Yeah? No, Okay,
Speaker 2: well one day she will, Hey Cooper, if she sees it, like.
Speaker 1: If she's just a clip of it on YouTube, then
Speaker 1: she'll she'll go ahead and watch it. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I love the fact that she's like still my
Speaker 1: little buddy. You know, she likes to do things with me.
Speaker 1: I don't know how long that's going to last, but
Speaker 1: I'm holding on to it as long as humanly possible.
Speaker 2: It'll last forever.
Speaker 1: But you're still like, you still love your daddy likes.
Speaker 2: To work every morning. It's like our bonding time.
Speaker 1: But do you guys like go to the mall like
Speaker 1: hold hands?
Speaker 2: No, But we are going we are. We have a
Speaker 2: few things planned this year. We're going on Saturday, we're
Speaker 2: going to see or on Sunday we're going to Dallas
Speaker 2: to see the Jets play the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: And then in November, we just booked a trip to
Speaker 2: go to Boulder, Colorado to see.
Speaker 1: Your old roommates. No back and Boulder, stop it. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm happy that I knew exactly what we were talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm happy.
Speaker 2: I'm happy We're going to a college football game there
Speaker 2: o November. So yeah, it's our thing. You know, he's
Speaker 2: so cute.
Speaker 1: That's good. I like that. I really, I really do
Speaker 1: like Daddy's little girl. It's my favorite. I have two girls.
Speaker 1: But you know Ashley is you know, she's a teenager now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so she's too cool for the room and you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not cool anymore.
Speaker 2: She'll have a moment, I know.
Speaker 1: That's what I hear. I hear they kind of like
Speaker 1: are distant for a minute and then they come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so is that how you are?
Speaker 1: But you never went away or did you? And like
Speaker 1: when you're fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, you're like shut up, down alone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just give me money, take me places.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But then I also like the winter months are
Speaker 2: really cold, and I want him to drive me everywhere.
Speaker 1: So well, I mean, we're a year and a half.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, but we're like, we're a year
Speaker 1: and a half away from Ashley driving, and I like
Speaker 1: scares the hell out of me. Why independence scares me?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know, because you know, just kind of coming
Speaker 1: and going as you please and parents worry. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: like I get I get nervous when she's out and about.
Speaker 2: My mom still texts me like, did you get where
Speaker 2: you're going? I'm like, oh please, But I get it.
Speaker 1: I know I want I want them to check in
Speaker 1: when they are going somewhere and when they get there.
Speaker 1: But you know, now we have life three sixty so
Speaker 1: we can just say, oh, they're there.
Speaker 2: That's kind of creepy now it is creepy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know, I get a notification when they
Speaker 1: arrive at home and when they leave home, when they
Speaker 1: get to school, and when they leave school.
Speaker 2: I don't really like that one. Do they know?
Speaker 1: They know that they know because they shut it off
Speaker 1: every once in a while, like, uh, turn that back on,
Speaker 1: not un till you're eighteen and out of the house.
Speaker 1: Really what?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, fine.
Speaker 1: I mean but I mean, look, when we were kids,
Speaker 1: we'd probably figure out some way around it. We leave
Speaker 1: the phone somewhere so we think that they're there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like go somewhere with their friends, and you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to do? Oh? Never mind,
Speaker 2: I don't even want to think about that.
Speaker 1: I don't want to think about it either. Gee, it's tough.
Speaker 1: It's tough having girls, Diamond, you have no idea. You
Speaker 1: have no idea what you did to your parents? None?
Speaker 2: Oh, I made their lives so much better? Are you kidding? Well?
Speaker 1: I agree they are, but you also made them incredibly
Speaker 1: nervous and full of anxiety.
Speaker 2: Wow? Do you like my lashes?
Speaker 1: I do? Are they real? Is your hair real? Is
Speaker 1: anything on you? Reel?
Speaker 2: Cut me? Bad? Bitch? Oh? Can I curse? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Whatever?
Speaker 2: Are you gonna beat that out? No?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna beat it out because we said the
Speaker 1: other word earlier. So whatever. On Serial Killers, we try
Speaker 1: not to curse at all, because you know, that's wholesome,
Speaker 1: family friendly. This one, everyone said, yes it is.
Speaker 2: You guys are throwing up cereal that you don't like
Speaker 2: and stuff like that. That's not wholesome.
Speaker 1: I mean, we don't do it on purpose. If you
Speaker 1: ate something that was completely nauseating, you would throw up
Speaker 1: or at least gag or spit it out or something.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, please, okay, you know what what? Oh?
Speaker 1: I hear people are laughing in there. This is so
Speaker 1: not soundproof, this whole bill. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: did here, but they did not build it properly.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: You just said, you know what, what, m.
Speaker 2: You should do hot cereals like oatmeals. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: cream of wheat.
Speaker 1: We could maybe do that here. Oh can you do you?
Speaker 1: Can you eat oreos?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh? I brought those back from Mexico.
Speaker 2: I don't want that.
Speaker 1: They're lime creams.
Speaker 2: Did you try them?
Speaker 1: I did try them. I only ate the cream though,
Speaker 1: because you know, I don't eat the cookies, so I
Speaker 1: licked the cream out of it and it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: It has like little lime crystals in it. But my favorite,
Speaker 1: my favorite thing about the products. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: things wrong with you, I know, a lot the thing
Speaker 1: that I love about food in Mexico. Like, if you're
Speaker 1: watching this, you can see like they have little stop
Speaker 1: sign hexagon shaped things on there. It's like so many calories,
Speaker 1: so much sugar, so much saturated fat, so much sodium,
Speaker 1: You're gonna die.
Speaker 2: No, but that's insane.
Speaker 1: I mean I can read Spanish, so I know what
Speaker 1: that says.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you can't read Spanish.
Speaker 1: I can that. Just so many calories. That says excessive calories,
Speaker 1: so many calories. It's excesso calorie us and asukans. I
Speaker 1: mean sugar, so much sugar, grassauce, that's fat, saturata, saturated
Speaker 1: sodio that sugar, that's salt.
Speaker 2: Where did you learn Spanish?
Speaker 1: I took Spanish in school for many years and it
Speaker 1: stuck with me. My kids were like semi impressment because
Speaker 1: we were in Mexico two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: Oh God, here we go. What go ahead?
Speaker 1: Well, I was able to negotiate with the people. They
Speaker 1: told me how much it was for because Cooper gets
Speaker 1: she Cooper loves to get her air braided. Doesn't that
Speaker 1: destroy your hair? Doesn't it mess your hair up a
Speaker 1: little bit? It's so tight they tear it.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's everybody's hair is different. It depends on
Speaker 2: the texture, so it's weird. I can't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she wanted to get it done. And they're
Speaker 1: like twenty five dollars and I was like banth Ding's
Speaker 1: like yeah, bath day and they're like okay. So I
Speaker 1: got them down five dollars. And then the next time
Speaker 1: when she got the thing in her hair, I know
Speaker 1: what they're saying like that. I could hear them talking
Speaker 1: back and forth with each other like this stupid gringo.
Speaker 1: We're going to get them for everything that he can,
Speaker 1: you know, and and I'm like, no, I'll give you
Speaker 1: ten dollars for that. Because they did. They both got
Speaker 1: little henna tattoos on their hand too, which kind of
Speaker 1: scared me. Why, I don't know. Ashley's heart looked like
Speaker 1: it looked like a like a devil, like it was weird.
Speaker 1: It was a little hard, but it was all crooked
Speaker 1: and it was just it was very strange. And it
Speaker 1: was like in a back alley. They take you into
Speaker 1: the back alleys and with the dirty stuff. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that. So, you well, we were on the beach, okay,
Speaker 1: because you know, whenever anytime we go away, Cooper always
Speaker 1: finds the woman on the beach that does the braids.
Speaker 1: You know, She's like, I want to get braids. I'm like, fine,
Speaker 1: so this time we were kind. We went to Plyodol
Speaker 1: Karmen this time. Normally we go to Cantcuon and that
Speaker 1: stuff is everywhere. So we went to Plodel Carmen, which
Speaker 1: is a bit more subdued. They don't have all the
Speaker 1: lunacy on the beach with everyone trying to sell you crap.
Speaker 1: So is out it's further down.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So the kids wanted to go jet skiing. So there
Speaker 1: was a guy there that did jet skis and so
Speaker 1: I said to him, do you know you have a
Speaker 1: Are there any hair braiding people? He's like, come back
Speaker 1: in thirty minutes, he said, train down minutos and I
Speaker 1: understood what he said.
Speaker 2: You know, so you are killing me.
Speaker 1: So I went back there in Trenton Menutas and he said,
Speaker 1: I coming Trenta, Trenta, trent trente whatever. So I went
Speaker 1: back there and the guy's like, all right, follow me.
Speaker 1: He's like banga, yeah, He's like he's like over there.
Speaker 1: J So I followed him up this thing and there's
Speaker 1: all like trash and everything up these little stairwells.
Speaker 2: You followed up a man with your daughters.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, are you thinking yes? Because it
Speaker 1: was right next to Senior Frogs, so there was a
Speaker 1: lot of people there. It wasn't first of all, this
Speaker 1: was a jankeity senior frog You've been to senior Frogs?
Speaker 2: Right? Have I been to Senior Frogs? I got up
Speaker 2: on the bar and took the mic from the.
Speaker 1: MC love it. Which one did you go to?
Speaker 2: Oh? It was in the Bahamas?
Speaker 1: Okay, because what we used to love the one at
Speaker 1: Cantcu and then they closed it and they moved it
Speaker 1: and it's smaller now whatever. But this was like a
Speaker 1: jankity one on the beach. It was really weird. I
Speaker 1: took my kids there for lunch and they're like, what
Speaker 1: is this place?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: Because they do all kinds of wacky weird stuff and
Speaker 1: the balloons and the heads and everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, man, what a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh I missed those days.
Speaker 2: Ashley is almost a few years away from being able
Speaker 2: to turn up at Senior Frogs. How do you feel
Speaker 2: about that?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean their their senior trip is in the Bahamas.
Speaker 1: Oh she's going to be eighteen, she'll be seventeen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't care. In other countries. Is not age means nothing.
Speaker 2: Please.
Speaker 1: We went we went to our senior trip where most
Speaker 1: of us were seventeen. They fed us all drinks NonStop.
Speaker 1: You go, I don't even know if the place is there.
Speaker 1: It was in the Bahamas. I I don't know what
Speaker 1: it was, but like, okay, so this is nineteen ninety three. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's about fifty or sixty kids.
Speaker 2: You know, that was almost thirty years ago.
Speaker 1: I know my thirty it was my thirtieth. Reunion is
Speaker 1: in October. Isn't that insane?
Speaker 2: I almost said that sucks, But that's a good thing.
Speaker 1: First of all, I'm in the middle of three stories.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, no, it's okay. So it was like sixty kids,
Speaker 1: not one chaperone. There were no parents, no teachers, no nothing.
Speaker 1: One of the moms set the whole thing up. We
Speaker 1: just had to pay her, like, you know, eight hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars whatever it is, yes, and we all just went.
Speaker 1: Nobody was watching us, and it was crazy now thinking
Speaker 1: about that, because that would never happen now. Our parents
Speaker 1: were just like, okay, I have fun. No, here you
Speaker 1: are at the airport. Take care now, we'll see you
Speaker 1: on the other end.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: And we all made it back alive, thankfully, But okay,
Speaker 1: so no, No, I just that's the first time I
Speaker 1: ever had a hurricane. Anybody could never drink that one.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever that drink was sugary.
Speaker 2: Anybody can't come back with a kid.
Speaker 1: No one came back with a kid. There was really
Speaker 1: there were no incidents, which I thought was crazy. I mean,
Speaker 1: one kid passed out when night, you know, we put
Speaker 1: his hand in you know, all kinds of crap. But
Speaker 1: other than that, I think, no, it was it was successful,
Speaker 1: But I just don't think that that could happen nowadays.
Speaker 1: Times are different.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you know, lock it down chaperones everywhere. On
Speaker 2: my senior trip, they put tape on the door.
Speaker 1: Yep, they do that.
Speaker 2: They do that now, good because what the hell do
Speaker 2: you never mind, let's not even go there, Scott.
Speaker 1: But can't you like pay a hotel worker to just
Speaker 1: put the tape back on after you leave it and
Speaker 1: come back.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess if they'll do it, I don't
Speaker 2: do you think they.
Speaker 1: I feel like they do that for younger like Cooper
Speaker 1: when she does overnights with camp they do the tape thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but is this someone walking up and down the hallway
Speaker 1: checking the tape all night long, you know.
Speaker 2: But still I don't like that. No, the chaperones are
Speaker 2: supposed to walk down the hallway in the morning and
Speaker 2: if the tape is missing.
Speaker 1: Or broken, okay, well I would find some like crooked
Speaker 1: security guard like, dude, here's twenty bucks. I'm going back
Speaker 1: in the room. Can you just reaffix the tape for me?
Speaker 1: And you know, if you're saying other country, they'll be
Speaker 1: like yeah, whatever, now they'd be like fifty.
Speaker 2: No because no, because guess what if something happens at
Speaker 2: their establishment, they're going to be scared that they're going
Speaker 2: to get in trouble.
Speaker 1: These days, there's always shady people. Everybody has their price
Speaker 1: just saying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what's yours?
Speaker 1: Kids find a way around things?
Speaker 2: What's your price for what to put tape on one
Speaker 2: of these doors.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the circumstances are. I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just like, okay, so Cooper was saying to me
Speaker 1: yesterday she watching all these tik tak talk things, and
Speaker 1: you know, some kid was like, okay, how much to
Speaker 1: fall backwards with the bungeee thing whatever? And Cooper's like,
Speaker 1: how much would it take fee to do that? You know,
Speaker 1: like off a bridge backwards out no way. And I
Speaker 1: told her, She said, would you do it for a
Speaker 1: million dollars? I say yes, I mean, because that's something
Speaker 1: that I would never do. I'm not an adventurous person
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: A million dollars? Are we talking about text?
Speaker 1: I know, I asked her. She says, context, so it's
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks a million bucks cash money in the suitcase.
Speaker 2: I don't know you would, I'm too scared.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: Also, i'd probably pass out the videos of people where
Speaker 2: they pass out and wake back.
Speaker 1: Up, that's fine, I don't I would probably have a
Speaker 1: heart attack and die.
Speaker 2: Pushed me off, and then once I got back, I'd
Speaker 2: have to try to fight whoever did it, because I
Speaker 2: just like, you know, I'd like.
Speaker 1: You know, but you'd have a suitcase full of cash.
Speaker 2: I made.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: Remember that episode of Fresh Prince of bel Air where
Speaker 2: Hillary's uh boyfriend at the time on TV. No, he
Speaker 2: was on TV. No, he was on TV. He was
Speaker 2: like an anchor on the news or something like that,
Speaker 2: and he they set up like a bungee jumping thing
Speaker 2: and he like went to jump, and he right before
Speaker 2: he jumped, he was like, Hillary will you marry me
Speaker 2: and then jumped and he died. What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't remember that. I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 2: Look out watching it on TV with everybody. She didn't
Speaker 2: realize what happened, and she was the only one who
Speaker 2: didn't realize what happened.
Speaker 1: It was on live TV. I have to watch. I've
Speaker 1: been starting to watch all these old shows again because
Speaker 1: they keep popping up on Antenna TV and me TV
Speaker 1: and all these weird random child's. Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. I was watching two two seven the other day,
Speaker 1: No Place Home, Yes, and Olivia from Sesame Street and
Speaker 1: Florence Henderson from The Jeffersons. Oh, I know her, Yes,
Speaker 1: not Florence Henderson. I'm sorry, Florence. Not Florence Henderson, but
Speaker 1: Florence and the Jeffersons.
Speaker 2: I don't know her real name. You know. That's Lenny
Speaker 2: Kravitz's mom.
Speaker 1: I no, she's the one from the Jefferson's. She's the
Speaker 1: one that was married to Tom. That's Lenny Kravitz's mom,
Speaker 1: the mother No Weezy's best friend Tom.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought it was the I thought it was Janie,
Speaker 2: the one.
Speaker 1: Who cleaned No, no, no, no, no, no, that's Florence, Florence.
Speaker 1: She's still live. I think she's really.
Speaker 2: For she is you just farted? No, but I'm about
Speaker 2: to No, don't my stomach.
Speaker 1: Please don't. Yeah, but no. Yeah, that's Nny Kravitz's mom.
Speaker 1: She she was on jeff The Jeffersons and she I
Speaker 1: can't think of her name. It was Tom and blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. Willis the hell was her name? Whatever? But anyway,
Speaker 1: so I've been watching all these her face I'm back
Speaker 1: into two two seven now and all these old shows.
Speaker 1: What about good times love good times?
Speaker 2: Damn? Do you remember the episode when Jana Jackson was
Speaker 2: getting beat No, but her mom her mom was like abusive.
Speaker 1: All right, and then she started living with with what's
Speaker 1: her name?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she ant across that she like she had
Speaker 2: like a mark on her or something like that. I remember,
Speaker 2: like I watched it and I was like, this is
Speaker 2: the most dramatic episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: TV used to be really dramatic. Ry.
Speaker 1: And then Penny went over to she was Penny on Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then she went over to Different Strokes and she
Speaker 1: was Charlene. She was Willis's girlfriend. Did you know that
Speaker 1: about that Charlene or Charmaine Charlene. Charlene, I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I do remember her being on that Wow black TV.
Speaker 1: Damn right, I did Wow because there was a white
Speaker 1: guy in it too. So who mister Drummond? What mister
Speaker 1: Drummond on on on different strokes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kimberly watched that so much? Why didn't you watch
Speaker 2: them Blackish?
Speaker 1: I did watch Blackish for a while. I didn't love it.
Speaker 1: I watched it for a couple of seasons. I was like,
Speaker 1: and then they put mixed dish and all those other issues,
Speaker 1: and I was.
Speaker 2: Like, Gish wasn't bad that first season of Grownish, but
Speaker 2: I thought it was too much. Yeah, you're right, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know what do you watch Abbot?
Speaker 1: I don't. I gotta be honest with you. I do
Speaker 1: not watch a lot of television right now.
Speaker 2: You've got to watch Abbot.
Speaker 1: I really don't Abbot Elementary? Yeah, yes, I watched it
Speaker 1: for a little while. Okay, okay, yeah that was That
Speaker 1: was on Goldburg Night.
Speaker 2: Yea, so funny.
Speaker 1: Do you watch The Wonder Years?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: You give it up?
Speaker 2: You want look at Andrew turning around and looking at us?
Speaker 2: Mind your business?
Speaker 1: What's he doing looking at pretending to be we searching
Speaker 1: for some some book there exactly. I love The Wonder Years.
Speaker 1: They just they used it as like a summer mid
Speaker 1: season replacement. I really hope it continues because I really
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 2: No, the Wonder Years scared me when the original what
Speaker 2: was the one The girl's name.
Speaker 1: Winnie, Winnie Cooper, Whinnie's we used to call Cooper Winny
Speaker 1: Cooper when she was little.
Speaker 2: Really, when Winnie's brother died and he came back as
Speaker 2: like a ghost.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: I will never watch that show.
Speaker 1: Everybody loved Winnie Cooper. I'm like, really good, yeah, really pretty.
Speaker 1: When her and Fred Savage had their first kiss there,
Speaker 1: that was like all the rage.
Speaker 2: Really, I don't wait, it was that the seventies. Yeah, No, honestly,
Speaker 2: it was it.
Speaker 1: Really No, it's probably like, I don't know, eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Maybe The Wonder Years was on in eighty eight. I
Speaker 2: thought it was a seventies show.
Speaker 1: No, it was. It was a show about the sixties.
Speaker 1: But it was on in the I think it was
Speaker 1: the late eighties. I was a kid, So yeah, it
Speaker 1: was probably like eighty eight.
Speaker 2: We need a show about the nineties. Where's that that nineties.
Speaker 1: Show that was not very good.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch it at all.
Speaker 1: Plus wasn't it was what's his name in it? The
Speaker 1: one that just went to jail, Masterson?
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: His name was he. I don't think he came back
Speaker 1: for that because he was in legal ready at the time,
Speaker 1: but most of the other ones came back. It was.
Speaker 1: I watched it for a second. That's where that where's
Speaker 1: that jacket?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Look?
Speaker 2: Oh god, please, I got the.
Speaker 1: Ninety show jacket? Would you that when the show came out,
Speaker 1: they sent us these boxes of all this crap.
Speaker 2: Why didn't they send it to me sitting here?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I love a Jean jacket.
Speaker 1: You know something, We don't get stuff here anymore. Something's
Speaker 1: going on. Somebody's taking our things. Yeah, I think that
Speaker 1: all these promotion companies that used to send us stuff
Speaker 1: down at the other building never change the address and
Speaker 1: it doesn't get forwarded. And we used to see boxes
Speaker 1: of stuff all over the place all the time from
Speaker 1: all these shows and movies and and all this stuff.
Speaker 1: We don't get anything anymore.
Speaker 2: Anything. But also, I mean, think about the things that
Speaker 2: we packed up to bring here or to have shipped
Speaker 2: here and they know a.
Speaker 1: Lot of it didn't show, so like, where is it?
Speaker 1: I get that.
Speaker 2: I had to rebuild my entire like desk. You know
Speaker 2: how you have things and you're like that was on
Speaker 2: my desk. This was on my desk. I had to
Speaker 2: start bringing new things in. It's weird.
Speaker 1: I I'm still missing a bunch of stuff is missing.
Speaker 2: Fisting sign things that you're missing missing because this is
Speaker 2: this is a lot in here home.
Speaker 1: I'm with you. I really need to fix this place. Well.
Speaker 1: Elvis told me that I can get shelving for the cereal.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm going to or not, but
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't know what to do with it.
Speaker 2: I don't why would you get shelving because I.
Speaker 1: Want to make it look nice. I want shelves. Maybe
Speaker 1: I'll build something underneath that table. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: Ye make sure you don't get rid of the refrigerator.
Speaker 1: I know we're getting a new one.
Speaker 2: Oh good, Oh and it'll be cold.
Speaker 1: It will be cold because we're being sponsored. I can't
Speaker 1: tell you, but a milk company is coming on board
Speaker 1: finally after all this time, and they're providing us with
Speaker 1: a refrigerator for their milk. I'm very excited.
Speaker 2: I like that, very excited to make sure you keep
Speaker 2: it cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And also here's a preview for Monday. Is it
Speaker 1: happening Monday? I think Monday is going to be our
Speaker 1: Halloween episode and Danielle will be joining us because all
Speaker 1: the Halloween cereals are in stores now, so I want
Speaker 1: to let you know which one's to buy and which
Speaker 1: one's not to buy.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, you do it a little bit earlier. You
Speaker 2: thought about that.
Speaker 1: I did, Scott, you.
Speaker 2: Are You're a machine.
Speaker 1: But I just want to go back just for a second,
Speaker 1: because people are going to be saying, what happened to
Speaker 1: the alley? You never told us? So the guy let us.
Speaker 1: The guy let us from the beach up the side
Speaker 1: stairs of where Senor Frogs was, and then we walked down.
Speaker 1: I'm like okay. And then it wound up after we
Speaker 1: went through the shady alley, it wound up being the
Speaker 1: shopping area. So it was like Fifth Avenue I think
Speaker 1: it was called, and it was all like, you know,
Speaker 1: it was like jankeity shop, jankity shop, little tent jankity shop,
Speaker 1: and then like a nice store and a nice restaurant
Speaker 1: and it was it was weird. It was a weird.
Speaker 1: It was a weird mix of all these like trinket
Speaker 1: stands and then like restaurants and bars. Yeah, so he
Speaker 1: took us to the Jankeity trinket stand and there was
Speaker 1: a lady there sitting on the thing with the with
Speaker 1: the head on the stick with the braids, you know,
Speaker 1: so you know what they do. And so Cooper got
Speaker 1: her half head braided and the little beads and whatever.
Speaker 1: She was very very happy. Yes, So she became friends
Speaker 1: with these people and every night we would go back
Speaker 1: and she would get some other crap from them.
Speaker 2: And she sat through it like it didn't hurt.
Speaker 1: She sat through it like a champ. It did hurt.
Speaker 1: And the thing is like when we try to brush
Speaker 1: her hair in the house, she screams bloody murder, punches
Speaker 1: you and like you're pulling my hair. Stop pulling my hair.
Speaker 1: But when she's getting something done that she wants done
Speaker 1: and we're paying for, you know, she's like she just
Speaker 1: sits there and she's look good and she bears it,
Speaker 1: you know, good for.
Speaker 2: Her, My girl, Cooper, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's my little buddy. Anyway, diamond dude, half an hour.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. I was only supposed to give you fifteen
Speaker 2: minutes of my time.
Speaker 1: Because if it weren't for you, our listeners would have
Speaker 1: nothing today.
Speaker 2: So think about that, listeners when you say you don't.
Speaker 1: Want to hear from me, Yeah, thanks for nothing. Andrew,
Speaker 1: what's he Look? He's typing a letter in there. Look
Speaker 1: at him, Look at him, Look at him. He's playing
Speaker 1: on his phone. I wish can you text him like
Speaker 1: you're really busy, Just text him, text him, text him
Speaker 1: and say, you're so you're so busy right now? I
Speaker 1: see you're so busy. He's he's he's watching me, he's
Speaker 1: watching me mouth my words, and he's so angry. He's like,
Speaker 1: I just heard him say, I'm recording. I'm recording. I'm
Speaker 1: recording right now, I'm recording.
Speaker 2: I just text him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's going to turn around any second in his
Speaker 1: anger around when he turns around.
Speaker 2: Let's see he texted me saying, here we go.
Speaker 1: Look look yeah, look he's so so busy, like he's
Speaker 1: so so angry and so busy. Come on, Andrew, turned around.
Speaker 1: Stop wiping the boogers out of your eyes. Turn around
Speaker 1: turn around. So busy he can't.
Speaker 2: Okay, there he goes.
Speaker 1: Look look he's so busy, so busy, not busy at all. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening to bowl Chat. It's been a
Speaker 1: wonderful time, Diamond. Thank you for sitting in. Much appreciated. Yes,
Speaker 1: we follow all our socials at serial Killers PC. That's
Speaker 1: the podcast where we eat cereal, we talk about it,
Speaker 1: and we'll have an all new one on Monday with
Speaker 1: my guest Danielle because I'm sure Andrew won't be here again.
Speaker 1: And yeah, check out the website serial KILLERSPC dot com.
Speaker 1: You can see all the cereals that we reviewed. And
Speaker 1: please follow Diamond at Diamond Sincere. Hey you could check
Speaker 1: her out there. Thanks. All right, Oh, until we see
Speaker 1: you next time. Say clink, Diamond, clink. That was great.
Speaker 2: I didn't really like that part.