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Speaker 1: You don't hear me concession, I can't take back. El

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Speaker 1: arm Mouse.

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Speaker 2: Speaker, Texas, seven eighty five nine two says, sometimes I'll

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Speaker 2: go five days without brushing my teeth just so I

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Speaker 2: can experience how good it feels to finally clean them.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, those are some furry teeth. I mean, that's

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Speaker 1: how it feels.

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Speaker 3: Well.

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Speaker 2: My dad used the same strategy on me, but with

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Speaker 2: hugs five years in between each one, just so every

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Speaker 2: time I would really savor it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't affect you at all. No, totally stable.

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Speaker 2: But in this segment, we will hug you so hard

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Speaker 2: while you confess your biggest secrets to us.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can cry.

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Speaker 2: Brook wants you to actually, And we have a guy

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Speaker 2: who's ready to come clean today. He's chosen to go

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Speaker 2: by the name Mauricio. Mauricio, bring it in for a hug, buddy.

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Speaker 1: How you doing.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing pretty good. Thanks.

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Speaker 1: They're there, they're there. Let it out, let it out.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna kiss you on you too.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now that you're in your safe spaces, voice changer

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Speaker 2: is on. You are the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 3: So the story is a while back. I was aiding

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Speaker 3: a woman and we'd been there for over two years.

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, that's a long relationship.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was going really well. We were at the

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Speaker 3: point where I could tell that she was expecting a proposal,

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Speaker 3: Like the pressure of that proposal.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, you didn't want to propose it sounds like

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Speaker 1: I do.

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Speaker 3: Feel like some woman like do it a lot, like

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Speaker 3: openly post on social media.

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Speaker 1: Just gonna say that.

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Speaker 2: But I know one girl who kept doing it and

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Speaker 2: was like, he's gonna like it's like sad.

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Speaker 1: The guy's like trapped. Well, the girls are really creative too.

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Speaker 1: They're like, gosh, my ring finger is so cold.

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Speaker 2: First there's something on it to keep it warm, sweater, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: kind of that vibe you're getting from your girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Well yeah, so I was feeling the pressure, and then

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Speaker 3: I truly made a decision. I thought that I was

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Speaker 3: going to do it on Valentine's Day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that's cute.

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Speaker 2: Some people wouldn't like that, but some people would.

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Speaker 3: Like pressuring for barrier a bunch Like it's usually like

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Speaker 3: they want it's safe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a safe she'll take it. However, she gets

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Speaker 1: that's not what you could do in like morning and bed.

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Speaker 1: So you're planning a Valentine's proposal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I came up with this idea because I'm

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Speaker 3: very much into Legos and I wanted her to also

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Speaker 3: be into Legos and have this positive association with them.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, you introduce to have her accept it as

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Speaker 1: hard trading a dog factor into your proposal.

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Speaker 3: So I ordered this custom Lego set where you put

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Speaker 3: it together, it forms this really big heart and it says,

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Speaker 3: will you marry me?

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Speaker 1: There's some creativity there, we approve.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, yeah, I thought it was really cool. So

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Speaker 3: I wrapped it up and then on Valentine's Day I

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Speaker 3: gave her the present and she starts to unwrap it

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Speaker 3: and she saw that it was a Lego set and

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Speaker 3: she was so upset with me.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, because that's not how she that's his thing.

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Speaker 2: This is what you would have liked.

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Speaker 3: I'm guessing on the box it didn't say will you

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Speaker 3: marry me? Well no, actually the box didn't have a

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Speaker 3: picture of the final product.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so she's angry. She thinks you just gave her

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Speaker 2: a bunch of regular Legos.

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Speaker 3: She was yelling at me, yelling, honey, just.

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Speaker 1: Put it together in six hours, you're gonna know exactly. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help either.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Were you able to convince her to calm down and

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Speaker 1: try it?

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Speaker 3: Well, I really didn't expect her to be mad, you know.

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Speaker 3: I thought maybe it would be a fun thing between

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Speaker 3: she starts throwing the pieces at me, like, all over

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Speaker 3: the apartment. Oh god, you're going.

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Speaker 1: To step on one. Eventually, she's getting assaulted by your

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Speaker 3: It was really scary. Eventually she leaves the place. I

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Speaker 3: don't know where she went. She went to her friends,

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Speaker 1: Gosh, yeah, god, dang, did you ever propose or like?

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Speaker 3: So I tried to text her. I was like, please

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Speaker 3: come back. This is a misunderstanding. We're going to build

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Speaker 3: it together. It'll be really funny.

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Speaker 2: God, she's gonna feel so stupid when she finally puts

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Speaker 2: it together the lego.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, or will she so sheepish? Like, oh

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Speaker 1: my god, I ruined the moment? Yeah did she did?

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Speaker 1: She come back?

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Speaker 3: She actually blocked me.

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Speaker 1: What that's how she broke up with you.

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Speaker 3: Yep. Never saw her after that. That was it. Oh

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Speaker 3: she does not deserve your adorable proposal.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I hope you're listening right now.

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Speaker 2: She's not married.

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Speaker 1: The guy who gave her a ring. How long ago

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Speaker 1: was this?

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Speaker 3: This was three years ago and she moved on. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: she's engaged to another guy.

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Speaker 2: That and then that he proposed with Lincoln Logs and

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Speaker 2: that was like super romantic to her.

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Speaker 1: He's like, honey, once we build our fort, it's gonna

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Speaker 1: be the coolest. God. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 2: Without her, it's obviously not meant to be easier said

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Speaker 2: than the situation.

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Speaker 1: Where are you at in your romantic life?

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Speaker 3: Well, I have a new girlfriend. Now.

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Speaker 1: How does she feel about legos?

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Speaker 3: She absolutely loves legos.

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Speaker 2: It's meant to be two brickheads just falling in love.

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Speaker 2: Don't even wait any more time. Just bust out that

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Speaker 2: lego set right now and give it to.

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Speaker 1: You can't reuse the leg you have to get a

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Speaker 1: new one. She never even opened it. Use it as

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Speaker 1: a weapon, it doesn't matter. It's like we're using a ring.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I can't find some of the pieces that

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Speaker 3: you threw it.

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Speaker 1: Go do a lego ring this time. Keep it simple.

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Speaker 1: I don't think a girl's gonna like that either.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry that happened, but it sounds like it was

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Speaker 2: for the best and you're in a better situation now.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the long run. I really love my new girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Everything else how it goes right now, not just yet,

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Speaker 3: soon though, putting.

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Speaker 1: A pressure on him like that. Yeah then text and

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Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession you've been holding on to,

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Speaker 2: we'll hide your identity, mask your voice, and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up right after this.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,