WEBVTT - Part One: The RFK Jr. Episodes

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<v Speaker 1>Also media. Ah, welcome back to Behind the Bastards, a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast that's not about the election. But this week I'm

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<v Speaker 1>bringing back a special buddy, my good friend from the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty election, who I have ripped through a hole

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<v Speaker 1>in time and pulled into the future, Cody Javn.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi. Hello everybody. Hey, thank you so much for the

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<v Speaker 2>comment of production, and welcome to the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Tody. Hello, Yeah, yeah, welcome to the I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's I wouldn't say it's the worst year ever

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<v Speaker 1>yet because really, as much as everybody's unhappy, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty was pretty bad. I keep going back before

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<v Speaker 1>the more people died still in twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was. I've actually been working on an update

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<v Speaker 2>to that song, and I'm like going back and forth, like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>the worst year ever will get maybe it'll be a

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<v Speaker 2>bit better than last time, but then it wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>the worst you're ever? Yeah yeah, yeah, but uh, you

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<v Speaker 2>know there's still time. It might not be pandemic bad,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know, if Donald Trump becomes the president again, that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that could be worse. That could be worse. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>that could be worse. Yeah, I mean it's it's I

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<v Speaker 1>have mixed feelings, you know, as we go through this

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<v Speaker 1>horse race, Cody, because it feels like, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>upside of if Donald Trump gets a second term is

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<v Speaker 1>you will finally be punished for all of your many crimes.

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<v Speaker 1>But the downside is that I might be punished for

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<v Speaker 1>all of my many crimes.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's tough.

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<v Speaker 2>I know justice is a little wonky, it's a little unbalanced.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, we can't always get full pure justice that

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<v Speaker 2>we want. Sometimes we have to make our own sacrifices.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna have to sacrifice your self order to

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<v Speaker 2>see me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So yeah, that's more or less what I learned

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<v Speaker 1>from one of the Batman movies. Cody, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think of will in fight it to get other? Because

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<v Speaker 1>all we do is in fight as.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, just not al We're just not going to get

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<v Speaker 2>along together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just it's just too accurate. Everyone will be unhappy together.

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<v Speaker 2>Before the You want everybody to get pumped before the chorus.

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<v Speaker 2>But if everyone's but then we go or not or not?

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<v Speaker 1>I think everyone knows that's a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I was wearing this shirt when we recorded

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<v Speaker 2>that song. Oh that's fun. It's the time capsule.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a time capsule.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when it was worse in a lot of ways.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when I was, when I was huddled in my

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<v Speaker 1>tiny efficiency with all of my beans and ammunition. And

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<v Speaker 1>now I'm I'm huddled in my house with all of

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<v Speaker 1>my beans and Ammunitionally, life has really changed for me now, Cody,

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the election, you know, we can

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<v Speaker 1>sit here, you and I and jawbone about old Joe R.

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<v Speaker 1>Biden or old Donald, old Jay Trump, whatever his middle

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<v Speaker 1>name is.

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<v Speaker 2>I forget John.

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<v Speaker 1>I believe John. Okay, cool, great, great great.

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<v Speaker 2>I need that Donald John president, I believe is the name.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think there's very much either of us can

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<v Speaker 1>say that that will matter here, right, even though people

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet keep coming into like any comment you

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<v Speaker 1>make about the election going, oh so you want Trump

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<v Speaker 1>to win or whatever, Like nobody who listens to us

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<v Speaker 1>like matter. The entire election is going to come down

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<v Speaker 1>to like one hundred thousand people in five to seven

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<v Speaker 1>swing states. Right, Yeah, so let's talk about a guy

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<v Speaker 1>who actually could influence the election. The most popular third

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<v Speaker 1>party candidate in like a generation, assuming that is roughly

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five years something like that. Yeah, Bobby F. Kennedy Junior,

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<v Speaker 1>RS Junior. Yes, currently polling it n percent a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of places. It depends on where you go, But like

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<v Speaker 1>I think nationally that's broadly accurate. I also think that

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of flex in those numbers. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking pulling nine or ten percent in like three

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<v Speaker 1>plus plus or minus three four percent, you know, error rates.

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<v Speaker 1>So could he very well could wind up not being

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<v Speaker 1>influential at all, but he could siphon away enough votes

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<v Speaker 1>to cost Biden the election or cost Trump the elections.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of a toss I don't really know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of a toss up. I think most

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<v Speaker 1>of what I've seen has led me to expect he's

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<v Speaker 1>probably takes more votes away from Trump. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>think so that's yeah, nothing conclusive.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really hard to say that, right any Yeah, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but that's what it's. That's what it seems like for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, he definitely could be the decider of the election.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not impossible. Given again how kind of narrow things

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<v Speaker 1>are probably going to come down in a handful of

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<v Speaker 1>swing states, it's not impossible that he winds up having

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty sizable impact. So I figured we should talk

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<v Speaker 1>about the guy, especially because, in kind of a remarkable

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<v Speaker 1>turn of events, a bunch of articles I think Vanity

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<v Speaker 1>Fair published the first one, have come out in the

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<v Speaker 1>last week accusing him or publishing allegations that he's sexually

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<v Speaker 1>assaulted women, and he has had kind of a unique

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<v Speaker 1>response in which he's basically said, yeah, maybe he might

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<v Speaker 1>hear more about this, yeah, because he apologizes, like how

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<v Speaker 1>can I make this right? When he was reached out

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<v Speaker 1>to directly by one of the women, and his public

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<v Speaker 1>statements have been like, yeah, you'll probably hear more about this.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, he said even when he's he'll mentioned that

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<v Speaker 2>even when he started running, he's like, yeah, I got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of skeletons in my closet.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, he's done a lot of bad stuff. He

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<v Speaker 1>was essentially like, I didn't need that dog, But I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't need that yeah what she did. What I have

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<v Speaker 1>read now every piece of writing I can find on

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<v Speaker 1>our FK Junior, I've gone through a biography of the

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy family. I have gone through a biography of the

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy family, specifically after the assassinations of JFK and RFK.

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<v Speaker 1>I have gone through a biography of Bobby Kennedy and

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<v Speaker 1>as many articles as I could find on the matter.

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<v Speaker 1>And I will tell you two things. Number one, he

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<v Speaker 1>definitely ate that dog. And number two, I'm actually not

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<v Speaker 1>surprised that he both is perfectly willing to admit that

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<v Speaker 1>he sexually assaulted people genuinely thinks that he feels bad

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<v Speaker 1>about it. Now I'm not saying he actually does, because

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<v Speaker 1>I think the act of being a Kennedy might be

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<v Speaker 1>fundamentally deranging. And primarily what we'll be talking about in

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<v Speaker 1>these episodes, this is not a list. Well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>talk about some fucked up shit that Bobby Kennedy did,

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<v Speaker 1>but mostly what we're talking about is the creation of

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<v Speaker 1>the Kennedys as a concept is maybe the most profoundly

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<v Speaker 1>abusive thing that's ever happened to a group of children. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's really the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're creating a royal family from scratch basically.

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<v Speaker 1>And yeah, yeah, and with none of the royal families.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I don't get these these sins from

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<v Speaker 1>looking at the current members of the House of windsor

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<v Speaker 1>that it's good for you to be a member of

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<v Speaker 1>the House of windsor it seems bad, but there's a

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<v Speaker 1>support and work outside of the family set up. The

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<v Speaker 1>whole country is kind of a supporting right for the

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<v Speaker 1>royal family, and so usually there's limits on how far

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<v Speaker 1>out they spiral. That didn't exist for the Kennedys, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's part of anyway, it's an interesting story. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna we're gonna talk about that this week, Cody. But

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<v Speaker 1>first I wanted to ask, how do you feel about

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Kennedy? You know, how do you feel about the

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<v Speaker 1>Actually I scratched that, how do you feel about the Kennedys.

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<v Speaker 2>I have no strong opinions in that, Like I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>a huge Kennedy fan, and I you know, mixed. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I would say probably depending on the Kennedy we're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about. I don't like political like dynasties and like

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<v Speaker 2>that aspect of it. I'm just like very much against

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<v Speaker 2>and about him specifically. It seems like he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of problems and a lot of stances that I

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<v Speaker 2>disagree with heavily. So I would say I'm generally anti,

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<v Speaker 2>but not in a way that I can articulate for.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you land kind of about where Bernie Sanders is

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<v Speaker 1>did with one one, one giant exception. Anyway, let's move

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<v Speaker 1>on to ending the cold open and moving on to

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<v Speaker 1>the hot open, and we're back. That was a Bernie

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<v Speaker 1>Sanders shot the president joke. I don't actually know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I was like, wait what you oh right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's been a long enough time the last

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<v Speaker 1>one of those, you know, that's that's the bit on

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<v Speaker 1>this show. Anyway, let's talk about the Kennedy So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to start this the first kind of half of

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<v Speaker 1>this episode maybe is actually going to be an overview

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<v Speaker 1>of like how the Kennedys became the Kennedys, because and

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<v Speaker 1>this is not you know, there are there's there are

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<v Speaker 1>so many people who are like Kennedy historians and Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>fan experts. I'm not going to pretend that this is

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<v Speaker 1>a comprehensive history of the family. And I'm actually not

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk much about the bad shit that Joe

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy or JFK or the original RFK did. We'll cover

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<v Speaker 1>some of that, because like there's kind of a lot

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<v Speaker 1>in the story of how they became a thing, and

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<v Speaker 1>we're focusing mostly on RFK this week. So this story

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<v Speaker 1>is important for how it sets up the way in

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<v Speaker 1>which he and his siblings and cousins, his peers in

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<v Speaker 1>like coageous members of the Kennedy family, how they were raised. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>So don't come to this being like, wow, Robert didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really mention, you know, what Joe Kennedy did to Rosemary Kennedy,

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<v Speaker 1>the lombotomy. He didn't talk about RFK. Why you're tapping

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<v Speaker 1>Martin Luther King junior. And it's not because those aren't important.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because like that doesn't factor in as much to

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<v Speaker 1>like what RFK Junior experienced as a kid, right, And

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<v Speaker 1>so that's kind of the focus with which we're covering

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<v Speaker 1>the background here, right. Like many Irish families, the Kennedys

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<v Speaker 1>first entered the United States during a rough period for

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<v Speaker 1>Ireland the late eighteen forties. Unlike most of the refugees

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<v Speaker 1>who fled there in that time, twenty six year old

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Kennedy was not fleeing starvation and death and depression.

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<v Speaker 1>He was the son of a pretty comfortable man financially,

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<v Speaker 1>a big farmer in County Wexford with eighty acres, So

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<v Speaker 1>like a guy who's doing pretty well. So Patrick comes

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<v Speaker 1>because he's not going to inherit this land. That's not

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<v Speaker 1>the way shit works at the time, and he wants

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<v Speaker 1>to strike it rich, right, So his goal is specifically

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<v Speaker 1>not this is my only chance at survival. It's America.

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<v Speaker 1>Is my chance to make a name for myself, right,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm not going to inherit anything. Yeah, the American dream.

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<v Speaker 1>He never returns to the old Country or sees his

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<v Speaker 1>family again, but he does meet a hot lady on

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<v Speaker 1>the boat over, and that's not half bad. They get

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<v Speaker 1>married in Boston shortly after arriving. This generation does not

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<v Speaker 1>make it out of Boston, you know, like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Irish people in that period, they are kind of

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<v Speaker 1>trapped there. Patrick gets a job as a cooper. In

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<v Speaker 1>his free time, he gets his wife pregnant. They have

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<v Speaker 1>four kids, the last of whom is finally a son,

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Joseph Patrick, the first, the original Patrick, having been

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<v Speaker 1>put on this earth just to make Patrick. Joseph dies

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<v Speaker 1>immediately after his son is born of colera, just instating

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<v Speaker 1>all right, got it done, got it done, made sure

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<v Speaker 1>that baby made it out of the birth canal, and

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<v Speaker 1>then drop the fuck dead. Yeah, yeah, dedicated, he knew, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly exactly. He's like one of those mosquito. He's like

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<v Speaker 1>a salmon returning to yeah. Yeah, yeah, Samon returning to

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<v Speaker 1>Boston to spawn. Yeah. So, in total, the first Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>family patriarch only lived nine years and died never having

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<v Speaker 1>made any kind of fortune or real impact himself. He

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be the last Kennedy patriarch to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of have a quiet, unimportant death right within the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the context of how the nation sees it, since

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Joseph the baby is because he's less than a

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<v Speaker 1>year old. I think when his dad dies was the

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<v Speaker 1>only male left in the family. The job of making

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<v Speaker 1>a fortune fell entirely on his shoulders, and his earliest

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<v Speaker 1>memories were basically that, like, everyone is expecting me to

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<v Speaker 1>figure out how to make something of this family, right.

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<v Speaker 1>All of his sisters and his mom are obsessively focused

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<v Speaker 1>on just his health and well being.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of pressure. Google Gaga, I'm just a

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<v Speaker 2>y fucking baby. What do you want me to do? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, right, it's a lot of pressure, and it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can see how this is going to make a

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<v Speaker 1>man who is narcissistically focused.

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<v Speaker 2>On like being the one guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, God,

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<v Speaker 2>what a complex.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's not great right out of the gate. The

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<v Speaker 1>thing that the Kennedys have been doing since before they

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<v Speaker 1>had any money is putting such a so much pressure

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<v Speaker 1>on their young men that the kind of only way

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<v Speaker 1>for them to grow up is completely deranged.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That sometimes makes a guy who's really good at making

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<v Speaker 1>money or being the present.

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<v Speaker 2>But it can Yeah, can help that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like, yeah, putting immense pressure and then dying, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then dying immediately.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so good at that, Yeah, dying tragically young and

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<v Speaker 1>putting a lot of pressure on their young men. So

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Joseph goes to a Catholic school. He helps his

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<v Speaker 1>their mother work in the small shop that the family owned.

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<v Speaker 1>He takes on odd jobs as a teenager, working hard

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<v Speaker 1>for his family, but never quite able to get ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>This changed when he was twenty two and he sees

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<v Speaker 1>a damaged old saloon building for sale on Haymarket Street.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets loans from his sisters and his mom, and

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<v Speaker 1>soon he has got he's got a business. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>an actual bar going, and he is very good at

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<v Speaker 1>running a bar. He is a competent business owner. And

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<v Speaker 1>he is because when you're the way politics works in

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<v Speaker 1>this time, Right, the city is largely run by Democrats

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<v Speaker 1>who are not Irish and who do not want Irish

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<v Speaker 1>people anywhere near power, but who are kind of reliant

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<v Speaker 1>upon them for votes. Right, So Irish folks are restricted

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<v Speaker 1>in what jobs they can hold in the local power

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<v Speaker 1>structure there, as you're probably aware of by stereotypes. They're

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to become police officers. There's a few local elected

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<v Speaker 1>offices that they're able to take, but for most of

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<v Speaker 1>the mid eighteen hundreds, higher elected offices are pretty closed

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<v Speaker 1>to Irish immigrants. And you know, once Patrick Joseph buis

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<v Speaker 1>his bar, the status quo is starting to change. And

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<v Speaker 1>because he's now a business owner, and because bars are

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a social center in his society, he kind

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<v Speaker 1>of immediately gets shunted into a part of the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of power structure, right, because like that that's where a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of dealing happens. That's social business.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Socially you're paying bribes right as a business owner, right

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<v Speaker 1>to like, to the police, to everything. Like you just

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wind up involved. Right. The actual government at

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<v Speaker 1>the time is hideously corrupt and incompetent and provides basically

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<v Speaker 1>no security or like meaningful services to people in the city,

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<v Speaker 1>and as a result, in this period of time, it's

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<v Speaker 1>best to look at the Democratic Party as kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a mafia. But it's not just a mafia that like

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<v Speaker 1>takes bribes from people and is hideously corrupted. Also is

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<v Speaker 1>where you get your social services. If you are in

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<v Speaker 1>the Democratic Party and you are providing them with your vote,

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<v Speaker 1>they offer you primitive forms of welfare and a kind

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<v Speaker 1>of social stability. The Democratic Party is a shadow state

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<v Speaker 1>in Boston, right, this is the only plate part of

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<v Speaker 1>the country that has something like this, but that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't think of the party as like what it is

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<v Speaker 1>now right, where it's like this is you know how

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<v Speaker 1>we get and change policy. It's the party is almost

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<v Speaker 1>like a social club that guarantees me some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>stability in exchange for my vote, right, and in exchange

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<v Speaker 1>for some all my money sometimes. Right. The Democratic Party

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<v Speaker 1>is generally described as a machine, and it is corrupt

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<v Speaker 1>as hell. It runs a lot of it runs on

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<v Speaker 1>bribes and strong arm violence. Right. There is a violent

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<v Speaker 1>mafia aspect to political parties in this period in Boston

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<v Speaker 1>in particular, but it's also kind of the best your best,

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<v Speaker 1>Like if you're coming from Ireland as an Irish refugee

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<v Speaker 1>in the mid eighteen hundreds. The way this system works,

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<v Speaker 1>you might say, is a lot better than the way

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<v Speaker 1>the last system you, yeah, worked, right.

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<v Speaker 2>He was beneficial. Let's bind this and yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I have some degree of agency here. Yeah. Patrick Joseph

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<v Speaker 1>proved an able assistant to some of the more established

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<v Speaker 1>local men, and his businesses flourished. Soon he had several bars,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he owned part of a hotel, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he owned a liquor importing company. In eighteen eighty four

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<v Speaker 1>he was elected to the Democratic Club of his ward,

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<v Speaker 1>and in eighteen eighty six he and a group of

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<v Speaker 1>allies took power in the ward and elected Patrick Joseph

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<v Speaker 1>to the State Senate. This is better than Irish people

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<v Speaker 1>who had been able to do in the generation previously, right,

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<v Speaker 1>But it's kind of going to be the top of

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<v Speaker 1>where he's able to reach to, Like, there's this isiing

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<v Speaker 1>to like yeah, yeah, the old democratic power structure still

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<v Speaker 1>is able to keep the Irish from getting too much

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<v Speaker 1>higher than that. Right now, Like a good Irish boy,

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<v Speaker 1>he marries a girl named Mary from a family that

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<v Speaker 1>happened to have more money than his family, and by

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<v Speaker 1>this point he's got a bit of money too. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>he's not rich the way there're going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>generation later. But the Kennedy's are very comfortable at this

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<v Speaker 1>point in time, and Patrick Joseph keeps sliding up the

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<v Speaker 1>greasy poll of Democratic Party politics state legislator is as

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<v Speaker 1>high as he's going to rise. But you know he

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't take this sitting down. A lot of his bills,

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<v Speaker 1>the things he tries to get through in the state

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<v Speaker 1>legislature gets stymied by this kind of ossified power structure

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't like this upity Irish kid. But PJ succeeds

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<v Speaker 1>in building an army of loyal goons at the local level.

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<v Speaker 1>In eighteen ninety eight, he launched an ambitious attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>oust his rival, Martin Lomasney for control of the city

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<v Speaker 1>democratic nominating process. And it doesn't quite work. But I

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<v Speaker 1>want to describe how that went by reading a quote

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<v Speaker 1>from a book called The Kennedys by Peter Collier and

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<v Speaker 1>David Horowitz. Quote, playing by the rules of the day,

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<v Speaker 1>PJ had his troops put up blockades around the convention site.

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<v Speaker 1>They kept rivals out until the Mahatma that's the nickname

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<v Speaker 1>for his rival, disguised his delegates as a funeral procession

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<v Speaker 1>and smuggled them through Kennedy's lines in ahearse that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Wild, right, Yeah, the by gone days. Honestly, gotta try something.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't seem than.

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<v Speaker 1>How it shit's working now, you know, maybe we could

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<v Speaker 1>have a little bit more slapstick elements.

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy of errors in their politics.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's worth it's worth a try, Cody. That's That's

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<v Speaker 1>where I'm gonna land now. This Collier in Horowitz book

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<v Speaker 1>is controversial among Kennedy nerds because it does make claims about,

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<v Speaker 1>for example, the next Joe Kennedy's involvement with organized crime

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<v Speaker 1>that are not really provable, and it generally it seems

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<v Speaker 1>to have done what a lot of Kennedy books do,

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<v Speaker 1>which is it there's often multiple stories about what happens

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<v Speaker 1>with the Kennedy's, and it usually believes the most salacious version.

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<v Speaker 1>Right that said, there's also it includes just a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of interviews with Kennedy's who were in and arout like

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<v Speaker 1>members of the family. And so you even with these

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<v Speaker 1>things that are when they're very when they're sources, people

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<v Speaker 1>will question our issues with you can't just discard them

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<v Speaker 1>because sometimes like, oh, this is where David Kennedy gave

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<v Speaker 1>his side of events, right, and like so we can't

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<v Speaker 1>just ignore entirely these books either. But a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy history is tabloid gossip, right because they're the Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you want the the you want the clicks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah exactly. Like that's what we're doing here, right, We're

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<v Speaker 1>all getting clicks from the Kennedy. It's the Kennedy industrial Complex.

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<v Speaker 1>Gobble up your salacious crumbs. Yeah yeah, Wow, what a

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<v Speaker 1>great Star Wars reference cody for you somewhere. George Lucas

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<v Speaker 1>just got like a little trigger of dopamine into the

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<v Speaker 1>bath for him, continued editing his cut of Redtails three,

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<v Speaker 1>which no one but him and his two friends. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>of course I'll watch. I would watch any of the

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<v Speaker 1>movies that that George Lucas is producing for no one

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<v Speaker 1>but him and his friends. It's crazy man branch. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's let's do. Let's do. Let's do a mission impossible

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<v Speaker 1>to break into the George Lucas ranch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, watches terrible movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, this is just these are just unwatchable. One

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<v Speaker 1>of them was literally just Morbius, and I know he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't seen the original Morbius. He just happened to make

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<v Speaker 1>the identical movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Some frame just like it.

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<v Speaker 1>He built his own AI and recreated Jared leto independently

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<v Speaker 1>generational terror. So Patrick Joseph's story mostly isn't interesting to

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<v Speaker 1>us other than that he wound up topping out kind

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<v Speaker 1>of the highest level of power available to an Irish

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<v Speaker 1>immigrant son at this stage. He probably probably fair to

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<v Speaker 1>say he pushes how high someone like like no can do. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not the only person doing that, but certainly one of

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<v Speaker 1>them right, certainly on that edge. He kind of winds

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<v Speaker 1>up as a ward boss and a moderately wealthy small

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<v Speaker 1>business owner. And his son, Joseph P. Kennedy, was born

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<v Speaker 1>in eighteen eighty eight, kind of midway through his dad's

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<v Speaker 1>journey up the Democratic Party ladder. We can infer that

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<v Speaker 1>Patrick Joseph and his wife never quite got over the

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<v Speaker 1>frustration of being locked artificially out of advancing further. Mary

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<v Speaker 1>Augusta insisted on Joseph Patrick as the name for their

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<v Speaker 1>son rather than Patrick Joseph, because there's two stories. One

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<v Speaker 1>is that she didn't want him to be a junior, right,

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<v Speaker 1>thought that might be bad for him in some way,

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<v Speaker 1>It might be bad for his advancement. There's also claims

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<v Speaker 1>that she told relatives that she thought that Joseph Patrick

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<v Speaker 1>sounded less Irish than Patrick Joseph and honestly, those are

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<v Speaker 1>the two most Irish names I can conceive of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if I had to rank them, she's right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but I'm not going to do the accent. But

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<v Speaker 1>hearing I hear both of those names and an Irish

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<v Speaker 1>accent in my head.

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<v Speaker 2>One half the other. Yeah, really not really moving the

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<v Speaker 2>needle munch there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ah, yeah, nobody's gonna think Joseph Patrick's and irishman

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<v Speaker 1>not a very c but yeah, yeah, I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>know how much that worked for you. Horowitzen Collier, right.

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<v Speaker 1>She was proud of the status in the community that

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<v Speaker 1>Pj's political activity brought, you know where that for proper people,

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<v Speaker 1>the Bostonians had moved away from the Irish is of

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<v Speaker 1>fearing contagion, politics had become a faintly disreputable profession. She

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<v Speaker 1>wanted Joe to be somebody in a way that her husband,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever his place in the hierarchy of Irish Boston, was

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<v Speaker 1>not sometimes Joe went with his father on his rounds

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<v Speaker 1>for the rest of his life. He remembered one election

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<v Speaker 1>day when they were walking down the street and a

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy lieutenant dashed up and proudly reported that he had

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<v Speaker 1>already voted one hundred and twenty eight guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Oh that's gold.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the good stuff. That's just the good stuff. That's

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<v Speaker 1>that good Old timy got one and twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>I go out and participated in democracy as many Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel kind of similarly about democracy these days that

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<v Speaker 1>I do towards sports, where it's like, can't just let

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<v Speaker 1>them take all the all the crazy drugs they want.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see who can be the best at drugs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let everybody cheats. Who's the best at cheating? Just go

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<v Speaker 1>for it? Why not give them all knives?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it? Yeah, with the knife party now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nobody wants to get inside the Knife Party convention.

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<v Speaker 2>Dangerous place, it wasn't there's two knives, Yeah, too many knives.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not that far off from the fact that at

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<v Speaker 1>the r n C and the soft zone around it,

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<v Speaker 1>guns are legal, but hard sighted water bottles are not,

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<v Speaker 1>nor are soup cans.

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<v Speaker 2>Or tennis balls.

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<v Speaker 1>Balls backpacks larger than a certain size. Very funny bag rule.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I was like, that's big enough to

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<v Speaker 1>be a problem, but small enough to be annoying. Why

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<v Speaker 1>why is that your rule?

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<v Speaker 2>That makes no sense?

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<v Speaker 1>You just explain what. Yeah, nobody can fit a bomb

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<v Speaker 1>in a small backpack. That's what everyone knows. It's okay, everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be good. It's going to be a fun convention. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of bombs, these products are the bomb. We are back,

0:24:14.560 --> 0:24:18.399
<v Speaker 1>my friends. We had returned to the podcast where we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Bobby Kennedy, but first we're going to talk

0:24:22.440 --> 0:24:27.240
<v Speaker 1>about Young Joe Kennedy. Mighty Joe Kennedy Young. We can

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<v Speaker 1>infer that he grew. I don't know why I did

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<v Speaker 1>a Mighty Joe Young. That's not even a joke. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>you do. You've got it, you know, Cody. It's because

0:24:33.920 --> 0:24:35.880
<v Speaker 1>we're hooked up the heart.

0:24:35.760 --> 0:24:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Exactly the people. The people are clamoring for more Mighty

0:24:38.880 --> 0:24:39.760
<v Speaker 2>Joe Young references.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right, Thank god, we're going to give

0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:45.679
<v Speaker 1>it to him. This is going to be what saves

0:24:45.720 --> 0:24:52.320
<v Speaker 1>content from AI. Honestly, there's not enough Mighty Joe Young

0:24:52.400 --> 0:24:54.920
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's online discussions for the AI to make a

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:56.719
<v Speaker 1>good joke about it. They don't even know what it was,

0:24:56.960 --> 0:25:00.600
<v Speaker 1>you know, to get AI to talk about Hoody and

0:25:00.640 --> 0:25:03.320
<v Speaker 1>the Blowfish. What's it gonna do. There's like three comments

0:25:03.320 --> 0:25:06.720
<v Speaker 1>about that shit on the modern Internet anyway, Sorry Hoody,

0:25:07.119 --> 0:25:08.280
<v Speaker 1>not sorry to the Blowfish.

0:25:08.280 --> 0:25:09.520
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, they know what they did.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Young Joe Kennedy, we can infer grew up with

0:25:13.640 --> 0:25:16.679
<v Speaker 1>a certain level of comfort around the idea of mild

0:25:16.720 --> 0:25:19.800
<v Speaker 1>to moderate criminality to further his political ends, right, that

0:25:19.920 --> 0:25:22.720
<v Speaker 1>is the norm in his period of time, and it's

0:25:22.920 --> 0:25:25.120
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of debate over how mobbed up this

0:25:25.200 --> 0:25:28.440
<v Speaker 1>guy was, but I don't really think any credible sources

0:25:28.480 --> 0:25:32.199
<v Speaker 1>say none mobbed up right, right, Yeah, Yeah, It's not

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<v Speaker 1>like a lot for his time. It's not a weird

0:25:34.320 --> 0:25:36.640
<v Speaker 1>amount for his time, but it's not a nun right,

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.879
<v Speaker 1>it's not a zero involvement in organized.

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Crime at least plus one.

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:43.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, at least a little bit, right. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>He also grows up wealthy at this point. The family

0:25:47.040 --> 0:25:50.160
<v Speaker 1>is rich, right, They're not mega rich, which this Kennedy

0:25:50.200 --> 0:25:51.800
<v Speaker 1>is going to make them mega rich, but they are

0:25:51.840 --> 0:25:54.879
<v Speaker 1>extremely comfortable. He has cared for nurses and maids and

0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:57.720
<v Speaker 1>butlers and cooks as a little kid, as a baby,

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:00.840
<v Speaker 1>as a young man, his dad perch is a sixty

0:26:00.880 --> 0:26:04.840
<v Speaker 1>foot yacht that they have like a guy whose job

0:26:04.880 --> 0:26:07.520
<v Speaker 1>it is just to pilot the yacht. So they're doing

0:26:07.720 --> 0:26:10.879
<v Speaker 1>very well. And it's understood that Joe's job is to

0:26:10.920 --> 0:26:13.320
<v Speaker 1>go where his father could not and establish the name

0:26:13.400 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy as a name to be reckoned with. As a

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.080
<v Speaker 1>young man, he worked as a uniformed delivery driver for

0:26:19.160 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 1>a fancy hat company. He did other old timey jobs too.

0:26:22.400 --> 0:26:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Joe Kennedy has all of the old timey jobs. He

0:26:25.160 --> 0:26:28.880
<v Speaker 1>sells candy on the street. Well, he works as a newsboy,

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:31.640
<v Speaker 1>and he's this is my favorite. He has a part

0:26:31.640 --> 0:26:35.080
<v Speaker 1>time job is what's called a sabbath goy, which goy

0:26:35.200 --> 0:26:37.159
<v Speaker 1>is a term for gentile for like create like a

0:26:37.240 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 1>Jewish term for or I think Kiddish term for like gentiles,

0:26:40.600 --> 0:26:43.680
<v Speaker 1>right for Christians. And his job was on the Sabbath,

0:26:44.000 --> 0:26:46.919
<v Speaker 1>he would go to Orthodox Jewish people's homes to like

0:26:47.040 --> 0:26:50.080
<v Speaker 1>light their stoves and light their candles. Nowadays, there's like

0:26:50.119 --> 0:26:52.720
<v Speaker 1>automated systems for this because there's certain rules about what

0:26:52.760 --> 0:26:54.879
<v Speaker 1>you shouldn't do. But you can also trick God a

0:26:54.920 --> 0:26:57.800
<v Speaker 1>little bit and get away with stuff. Yeah, which is

0:26:57.880 --> 0:26:59.400
<v Speaker 1>my favorite kind of religion.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, just like Hier Kennedy.

0:27:04.280 --> 0:27:06.959
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hired to Kennedy. There's there are some Jewish families

0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:10.359
<v Speaker 1>whose ancestors had the patriarch of the Kennedy family lighting

0:27:10.440 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 1>their Sabbath candles. And I don't know, kind of cool.

0:27:13.760 --> 0:27:15.760
<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's you, listener, Maybe it's.

0:27:15.600 --> 0:27:16.520
<v Speaker 2>You, Maybe it's you.

0:27:17.119 --> 0:27:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Encouraged by his father, he is one of those kids

0:27:19.680 --> 0:27:22.520
<v Speaker 1>you might describe as a child businessman, right. He is

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:24.760
<v Speaker 1>a kid who has a lot of business ideas and

0:27:24.800 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 1>wants to be an entrepreneur. And I you know, I'm

0:27:27.880 --> 0:27:31.040
<v Speaker 1>on record as saying like that's a real big warning sign.

0:27:31.359 --> 0:27:35.399
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, a kid. We don't need to go

0:27:35.400 --> 0:27:36.919
<v Speaker 2>off on a huge tangent. But like a kid is

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:40.960
<v Speaker 2>like super into politics, yeah, or super into business stuff.

0:27:41.040 --> 0:27:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Is like, dad, don't let that happen. You can't help

0:27:43.960 --> 0:27:46.400
<v Speaker 2>get you get him on drugs.

0:27:46.440 --> 0:27:50.920
<v Speaker 1>Look that I've been long on the record that schools

0:27:50.960 --> 0:27:53.879
<v Speaker 1>need to have like a little emergency cabinet, where like

0:27:53.880 --> 0:27:57.359
<v Speaker 1>if a kid shows too much of an interest in politics,

0:27:57.400 --> 0:27:59.040
<v Speaker 1>you know, you give them a little bit of acid,

0:27:59.440 --> 0:28:03.080
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of hand herowin, you know, or close it.

0:28:03.119 --> 0:28:07.040
<v Speaker 1>Either way, do something different, do something different to their

0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:14.720
<v Speaker 1>minds is the important part. So he also it's interesting

0:28:15.040 --> 0:28:17.679
<v Speaker 1>there's a period of time where he has an artistic

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:19.879
<v Speaker 1>bent too, so you do get the sense that, like

0:28:19.920 --> 0:28:21.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe if someone had given him drugs at the right time,

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:23.880
<v Speaker 1>he might have wound up a very different person. Because

0:28:23.920 --> 0:28:26.200
<v Speaker 1>in addition to trying to start all these small businesses,

0:28:26.200 --> 0:28:29.240
<v Speaker 1>he directs plays in the family yard, and he like

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:32.760
<v Speaker 1>manages these fairly complex productions where he'll get a bunch

0:28:32.760 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 1>of people, he'll play roles, he'll have other people playing roles,

0:28:35.560 --> 0:28:38.200
<v Speaker 1>and he'll also have people collecting money. Like he'll be

0:28:38.240 --> 0:28:40.800
<v Speaker 1>actually running both running a business, but also he is

0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:44.520
<v Speaker 1>writing plays and like being in the yeah, which is

0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:47.600
<v Speaker 1>interesting and for an idea. One of his productions features

0:28:47.640 --> 0:28:50.720
<v Speaker 1>him in an Uncle Sam costume reading essays with titles

0:28:50.760 --> 0:28:53.880
<v Speaker 1>like Columbia the Gym of the Ocean. So it's like,

0:28:53.920 --> 0:28:55.920
<v Speaker 1>oh shit, that could be like in the background of

0:28:55.920 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>a BioShock game, like that boy Childhood.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's like a theater kid, but like with

0:29:03.000 --> 0:29:07.680
<v Speaker 2>like real sinister yeah, like just this like an adult

0:29:07.800 --> 0:29:11.880
<v Speaker 2>and a child just like, yeah, I'm gonna write play

0:29:12.000 --> 0:29:14.720
<v Speaker 2>like you're not.

0:29:13.800 --> 0:29:17.960
<v Speaker 1>Like this one's imagination. Yeah, yes, yes.

0:29:17.840 --> 0:29:19.680
<v Speaker 2>Like the goal seems to be like, no, you're going

0:29:19.720 --> 0:29:21.760
<v Speaker 2>you want to You want to do the production of

0:29:21.800 --> 0:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>the play. You don't want to write plays and be

0:29:23.960 --> 0:29:26.040
<v Speaker 2>in them. You want the Yeah, and.

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 1>You want to be the center of it. Right, and yeah,

0:29:28.000 --> 0:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>one does get the feeling. Obviously, children can't be diagnosed

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:33.520
<v Speaker 1>as narcissists, but we also know enough about Joe Kennedy

0:29:33.560 --> 0:29:35.640
<v Speaker 1>to say that it's probably fair to say he was

0:29:35.680 --> 0:29:39.920
<v Speaker 1>a narciss early signs maybe, Yeah, so you know that's

0:29:39.960 --> 0:29:44.560
<v Speaker 1>my I don't like diagnosing people, but really, with Joe Kennedy,

0:29:44.600 --> 0:29:47.560
<v Speaker 1>I feel like you can't. Really, it's not a stretch,

0:29:47.760 --> 0:29:51.720
<v Speaker 1>you know. The best example of kind of the kind

0:29:51.720 --> 0:29:54.760
<v Speaker 1>of person he is becoming might be the little baseball

0:29:54.760 --> 0:29:57.960
<v Speaker 1>team that young Joe organized, which was named I don't

0:29:58.000 --> 0:30:00.040
<v Speaker 1>know why. The reasons are lost the time, but the

0:30:00.000 --> 0:30:02.880
<v Speaker 1>the name of his baseball team is the Assumptions, and

0:30:02.920 --> 0:30:05.800
<v Speaker 1>he makes himself the coach, the business manager, and the

0:30:05.840 --> 0:30:08.760
<v Speaker 1>first baseman. I don't know why. The assumptions.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:12.720
<v Speaker 2>He's supposed to do everything. Yeah, odd name it's a

0:30:12.760 --> 0:30:13.480
<v Speaker 2>good band name.

0:30:13.760 --> 0:30:16.680
<v Speaker 1>Actually good band name, yeah for sure. Yeah, solid band name. Yeah.

0:30:16.680 --> 0:30:18.480
<v Speaker 1>I want you to make an ass out of you.

0:30:18.560 --> 0:30:21.840
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know, I don't know that that joke existed. Man,

0:30:21.960 --> 0:30:25.160
<v Speaker 1>maybe creative, I don't think. Yeah, But it's really kind

0:30:25.200 --> 0:30:28.160
<v Speaker 1>of a very strange name. I think it's it's got

0:30:28.200 --> 0:30:30.640
<v Speaker 1>to be that there's that like Babylonian joke, the first

0:30:30.680 --> 0:30:33.680
<v Speaker 1>record of like an actual structured joke that like the

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.400
<v Speaker 1>punchline is something like a dog in a bar, and

0:30:36.440 --> 0:30:39.560
<v Speaker 1>like nobody actually knows what was supposed to be funny

0:30:39.600 --> 0:30:41.959
<v Speaker 1>about it, but like we get, we get that it

0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:44.959
<v Speaker 1>was supposed to be a joke. I had this experience.

0:30:45.040 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 1>I watched a nineteen eighty three live stand up performance

0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:51.440
<v Speaker 1>with Robin Williams the other night, and I hadn't seen

0:30:51.520 --> 0:30:53.080
<v Speaker 1>him live for a while. In the first like ten

0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:56.320
<v Speaker 1>minutes or so, because both like the quality of the

0:30:56.400 --> 0:30:59.760
<v Speaker 1>video and because like some of the style of stand

0:30:59.840 --> 0:31:01.800
<v Speaker 1>up that he was doing is just people don't do

0:31:01.840 --> 0:31:04.320
<v Speaker 1>it anymore, I was like, Oh, I wonder if he's

0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:07.320
<v Speaker 1>just not funny anymore. And then he steps into the

0:31:07.360 --> 0:31:10.840
<v Speaker 1>crowd and starts taking things from people, and it becomes

0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:13.640
<v Speaker 1>like the funniest stand up set I've seen in my life.

0:31:13.640 --> 0:31:15.280
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, oh no, he was. He is

0:31:15.320 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 1>as good as I remember. There's just some bits in

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:20.320
<v Speaker 1>there that haven't aged. You couldn't do a lot of

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:23.240
<v Speaker 1>what he did. Like he like starts drinking from somebody's

0:31:23.480 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>like liquor and like picks up a glass from someone's

0:31:27.160 --> 0:31:29.080
<v Speaker 1>table and drinks from it and makes a joke about

0:31:29.080 --> 0:31:31.720
<v Speaker 1>like sorry about the cold source, and then just moves

0:31:31.760 --> 0:31:34.560
<v Speaker 1>on and picks up some lady's jacket from her table.

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>But like everybody's losing their fucking minds the whole time.

0:31:37.600 --> 0:31:41.040
<v Speaker 2>Of course, it's amazing stuff. Yeah, that's a moment you're experiencing.

0:31:41.720 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a moment. And also like we have lost

0:31:44.040 --> 0:31:46.680
<v Speaker 1>the technology to have a man beyond as much cocaine

0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:53.640
<v Speaker 1>as nineteen eighty three Robin Williams says, you just can't do. So, yeah,

0:31:53.960 --> 0:31:57.600
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about fucking Joe Kennedy. Here, he's got the

0:31:57.680 --> 0:32:01.200
<v Speaker 1>assumptions his baseball team. He's playing half of the team.

0:32:01.280 --> 0:32:03.600
<v Speaker 1>It sounds like, and I found this line from the

0:32:03.680 --> 0:32:07.600
<v Speaker 1>Collier in Horowitz book particularly enlightening. Some of his teammates

0:32:07.600 --> 0:32:09.880
<v Speaker 1>complained that they were functioning as second fiddles in a

0:32:09.920 --> 0:32:12.880
<v Speaker 1>one man band. Kennedy's sister Margaret, to whom he tossed

0:32:12.880 --> 0:32:14.840
<v Speaker 1>his glove to put away when he came home from

0:32:14.880 --> 0:32:18.280
<v Speaker 1>a game, always remembered his response, if you can't be captain,

0:32:18.520 --> 0:32:21.960
<v Speaker 1>don't play. And that gives you a lot, right both,

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Like he comes home from the game, like throws his

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 1>glove to his sister, just knowing she'll put it away. Right,

0:32:27.480 --> 0:32:30.640
<v Speaker 1>that's kind of says everything about how he's raised and

0:32:31.200 --> 0:32:34.280
<v Speaker 1>his attitude. This is good because Joe Kennedy is the

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:37.440
<v Speaker 1>guy who starts the Kennedys as a political dynastic. Right,

0:32:37.520 --> 0:32:41.120
<v Speaker 1>he is the patriarch of what the Kennedy's become and why.

0:32:41.160 --> 0:32:42.560
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you could say his dad was the one

0:32:42.600 --> 0:32:45.080
<v Speaker 1>who starred them in politics, but it's Joe that makes

0:32:45.120 --> 0:32:47.800
<v Speaker 1>them their fortune. And it's Joe who you know, is

0:32:47.840 --> 0:32:49.120
<v Speaker 1>the guy who makes.

0:32:49.320 --> 0:32:53.880
<v Speaker 2>Or does right, Like his dad was like, oh, like yeah,

0:32:54.080 --> 0:32:57.240
<v Speaker 2>kind of slowly got involved, was like I want to

0:32:57.280 --> 0:32:59.840
<v Speaker 2>do a politics. I want to be the captain of

0:32:59.880 --> 0:33:00.360
<v Speaker 2>the world.

0:33:00.440 --> 0:33:03.680
<v Speaker 1>Yes, right, right, And Joe is whatever else you want

0:33:03.720 --> 0:33:06.640
<v Speaker 1>to say about him, an intensely capable man. Right, there's

0:33:06.680 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>no disagreement about that, right. He's also an intensely bad

0:33:10.160 --> 0:33:13.720
<v Speaker 1>man in my opinion. Again, he orders later in life

0:33:13.720 --> 0:33:17.520
<v Speaker 1>ay a lobotomy on his daughter because she's like, likes

0:33:17.520 --> 0:33:19.760
<v Speaker 1>boys too much. Right, that's the gist of what goes down.

0:33:19.800 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 1>We've talked about this in the lobotomy episodes. But uh,

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:26.680
<v Speaker 1>he's capable. He's incredibly good at everything he puts his

0:33:26.760 --> 0:33:31.880
<v Speaker 1>hand to, monstrous things. But he's also just like, no

0:33:31.880 --> 0:33:34.600
<v Speaker 1>one else in the Kennedy family is really going to be.

0:33:34.720 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 1>RFK might have wound up that way, if you know,

0:33:36.840 --> 0:33:40.480
<v Speaker 1>the thing that happened hadn't happened, But like JFK really isn't,

0:33:40.600 --> 0:33:43.360
<v Speaker 1>you know, Like JFK is to a significant extent supported

0:33:43.400 --> 0:33:47.520
<v Speaker 1>by the folks around him. Joe Kennedy is the most

0:33:47.640 --> 0:33:50.920
<v Speaker 1>capable I think of the Kennedys that I have read about.

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:54.160
<v Speaker 1>And it's not for nothing that by the time he

0:33:54.240 --> 0:33:57.240
<v Speaker 1>comes around, he is our our Now we are in

0:33:57.280 --> 0:33:59.880
<v Speaker 1>our second generation of Kennedy boys who are raised by

0:34:00.000 --> 0:34:02.840
<v Speaker 1>a crowd of sisters and aunts who make the boy

0:34:03.320 --> 0:34:08.160
<v Speaker 1>or the boys their primary responsibility, right, and Joe is

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:10.640
<v Speaker 1>the first era in which this is happening, and the

0:34:10.719 --> 0:34:14.359
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy's are kind of wealthy. Right, So he grows up

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:17.200
<v Speaker 1>egocentric and obsessed with the idea of proving his own

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>in the family's greatness. But he is also the last

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:23.440
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy that where they're like, there's enough connection to the

0:34:23.480 --> 0:34:27.080
<v Speaker 1>real world that he's really capable of understanding it or succeeds.

0:34:27.400 --> 0:34:30.600
<v Speaker 1>I think, because things are going to get a lot

0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:35.440
<v Speaker 1>more deranged after this point, right, I don't fully know why,

0:34:35.480 --> 0:34:36.799
<v Speaker 1>but that's kind of my read.

0:34:37.040 --> 0:34:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean the pressure that we've talked about so

0:34:41.040 --> 0:34:44.640
<v Speaker 2>far is one aspect of it. But then like you

0:34:44.760 --> 0:34:46.960
<v Speaker 2>just add like, oh, yeah, you're also growing up wealthy

0:34:47.160 --> 0:34:47.840
<v Speaker 2>end of story.

0:34:47.960 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, at a certain point, it's like making

0:34:50.719 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 1>copies of clones or whatever. You've just like introduced too

0:34:54.120 --> 0:34:55.440
<v Speaker 1>many transcription errors that.

0:34:55.520 --> 0:34:57.640
<v Speaker 2>Have gotten a multiple situation.

0:34:57.760 --> 0:35:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's exactly. It's the multiplay. He is actually

0:35:00.680 --> 0:35:02.480
<v Speaker 1>inspired by the Kennedy family.

0:35:03.239 --> 0:35:03.520
<v Speaker 2>True.

0:35:03.520 --> 0:35:07.080
<v Speaker 1>So Joe does well enough that with some of his

0:35:07.160 --> 0:35:09.920
<v Speaker 1>dad's money, he gets accepted to Harvard, where one classmate

0:35:09.960 --> 0:35:13.239
<v Speaker 1>said he quotes sucked up to important people quite ingloriously

0:35:13.320 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 1>and without scruple, which sounds about right to me. He

0:35:17.280 --> 0:35:19.960
<v Speaker 1>is a bad student, shockingly bad when it comes to

0:35:20.000 --> 0:35:22.640
<v Speaker 1>technical stuff like finance, and this is shocking because he's

0:35:22.640 --> 0:35:25.000
<v Speaker 1>going to be one of the most successful bankers of

0:35:25.040 --> 0:35:27.160
<v Speaker 1>all time. So I kind of think Harvard might just

0:35:27.200 --> 0:35:30.600
<v Speaker 1>suck as a school because he's clearly not bad at this.

0:35:31.040 --> 0:35:33.560
<v Speaker 2>He's also like at that point, like organized so many

0:35:33.600 --> 0:35:36.879
<v Speaker 2>different things and like, yeah, been able, like you're saying,

0:35:36.880 --> 0:35:42.000
<v Speaker 2>like very capable of the manager, like all the things.

0:35:42.120 --> 0:35:45.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this might this might just speak to the quality

0:35:45.160 --> 0:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>of Harvard's education at the time. He's not wildly successful

0:35:49.400 --> 0:35:52.759
<v Speaker 1>socially either. He's not great with people, but he does

0:35:52.840 --> 0:35:55.200
<v Speaker 1>manage to catch the eye of the Mayor's daughter, the

0:35:55.200 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 1>mayor of I think Boston's daughter Rose Fitzgerald, from which

0:35:58.920 --> 0:36:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I think John gets the f at Kennedy. I think

0:36:02.200 --> 0:36:05.560
<v Speaker 1>that's why fitz Gerald comes into the family. Joe becomes

0:36:05.560 --> 0:36:07.719
<v Speaker 1>a banker. Long story short, again, this is not we

0:36:07.760 --> 0:36:10.640
<v Speaker 1>could actually maybe will do a whole series of episodes

0:36:10.680 --> 0:36:13.640
<v Speaker 1>on Joe. But he becomes a banker. He starts as

0:36:13.640 --> 0:36:16.360
<v Speaker 1>an examiner for the state government with all of the

0:36:16.400 --> 0:36:20.600
<v Speaker 1>corruption that implies. Right again, the debate is like how

0:36:20.640 --> 0:36:23.480
<v Speaker 1>mobbed up was he? But there's no no involvement in

0:36:23.520 --> 0:36:26.040
<v Speaker 1>corruption and crime if you're anywhere close to this part

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:28.200
<v Speaker 1>of the political process in the period, right there's.

0:36:27.960 --> 0:36:32.160
<v Speaker 2>No zero before he got some stuff on you, You've got.

0:36:32.000 --> 0:36:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Something going on right before long, through some complicated and

0:36:35.800 --> 0:36:38.840
<v Speaker 1>questionable financial maneuvering, he's able to put together the loans

0:36:38.840 --> 0:36:41.480
<v Speaker 1>and investments to buy a bank of his own, and

0:36:41.560 --> 0:36:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Joe Kennedy becomes the nation's youngest bank president at age

0:36:44.600 --> 0:36:47.239
<v Speaker 1>twenty five. His goal at this point is to become

0:36:47.280 --> 0:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>a millionaire by age thirty five, which is a sign

0:36:49.640 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 1>of how modest his ambitions were compared to where they

0:36:52.160 --> 0:36:54.600
<v Speaker 1>were end up would end up. And for an idea

0:36:54.640 --> 0:36:56.799
<v Speaker 1>of that, he dies worth at least like half a

0:36:56.800 --> 0:37:01.239
<v Speaker 1>billion dollars, you know, he's extraordinarily well, like half a

0:37:01.239 --> 0:37:04.200
<v Speaker 1>billion dollars, and we're talking a while ago. He passes

0:37:04.200 --> 0:37:06.799
<v Speaker 1>in like seventy sixty nine something like that, so like

0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:09.239
<v Speaker 1>that's a lot more money.

0:37:08.680 --> 0:37:10.400
<v Speaker 2>He became a billionaire.

0:37:10.400 --> 0:37:13.400
<v Speaker 1>Base yeah, yeah, e fact, yeah, for all intents purses.

0:37:13.520 --> 0:37:16.319
<v Speaker 1>Right now, there are again persistent allegations that he was

0:37:16.320 --> 0:37:19.200
<v Speaker 1>heavily involved in bootlegging and more serious crimes during the

0:37:19.200 --> 0:37:22.640
<v Speaker 1>prohibition years. Years. I don't think this is true that

0:37:22.719 --> 0:37:26.200
<v Speaker 1>he's like a bootlegger doing like actual like fucking Capone,

0:37:26.480 --> 0:37:29.319
<v Speaker 1>you know, kind of shit. I think it is kind

0:37:29.320 --> 0:37:32.240
<v Speaker 1>of the sorts of corruption that a lot more people

0:37:32.280 --> 0:37:35.440
<v Speaker 1>are involved in. His biographer, David Nassau, claims to have

0:37:35.440 --> 0:37:38.360
<v Speaker 1>found no hard or even very soft evidence of like

0:37:38.400 --> 0:37:41.719
<v Speaker 1>bootlegging and researching his book The Patriarch, And I believe

0:37:41.800 --> 0:37:43.560
<v Speaker 1>David when he's like, I would have loved to have

0:37:43.680 --> 0:37:45.640
<v Speaker 1>that in my book about him, Like that's fun.

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I just can't.

0:37:47.040 --> 0:37:52.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, speaking of not being involved in bootlegging, I

0:37:52.960 --> 0:37:55.680
<v Speaker 1>can't prove any of our advertisers are involved in bootlegging.

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:59.880
<v Speaker 1>No hard evidence, no hard evidence, no proof. You know,

0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:02.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of allegations, all make some of them, but

0:38:02.960 --> 0:38:11.759
<v Speaker 1>no proof. Ah, we're back. So most of these allegations

0:38:11.760 --> 0:38:15.440
<v Speaker 1>of bootlegging and really serious criminal involvement from Joe don't

0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.440
<v Speaker 1>crop up until the late sixties, so they're part of

0:38:18.960 --> 0:38:21.920
<v Speaker 1>the mythos around the Kennedy assassinations.

0:38:22.040 --> 0:38:22.239
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:38:23.120 --> 0:38:26.160
<v Speaker 1>As this article for history dot Com notes, various mafia

0:38:26.239 --> 0:38:28.239
<v Speaker 1>characters came out of the woodwork to back up the

0:38:28.239 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 1>accusations against Kennedy. Al Capone's piano tuner said that he

0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>overheard conversations between scarface and the elder Kennedy. The ex

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:38.560
<v Speaker 1>wife of another Chicago mobster, claimed her son used to

0:38:38.640 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 1>do business with Kennedy. NASA doesn't believe these stories, mostly

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:44.480
<v Speaker 1>because Richard Nixon, when he was running against JFK in

0:38:44.560 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 1>nineteen sixty hired a team of opposition researchers to investigate

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:50.680
<v Speaker 1>the Kennedy clan. They found all sorts of dirt on

0:38:50.760 --> 0:38:54.080
<v Speaker 1>Joe Kennedy, says Nasau, but not that he was a bootlegger.

0:38:54.600 --> 0:38:57.040
<v Speaker 1>And I think that's a fair way to listen out.

0:38:57.040 --> 0:38:59.719
<v Speaker 1>I was like, yeah, he's doing crimes because you have

0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:03.440
<v Speaker 1>to to be involved in politics and business banking at

0:39:03.440 --> 0:39:06.279
<v Speaker 1>his level. There's not people who own banks today who

0:39:06.360 --> 0:39:09.719
<v Speaker 1>aren't doing some crimes. Right, But he's not running rum

0:39:09.760 --> 0:39:11.920
<v Speaker 1>because why would he be, right, what's the Yeah, where

0:39:11.960 --> 0:39:16.080
<v Speaker 1>does that get Joe? Yeah, so where he does make

0:39:16.120 --> 0:39:19.880
<v Speaker 1>his fortune is as shady as bootlegging. Hollywood, and again,

0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Hollywood in the twenties is also very organized crime. A

0:39:23.680 --> 0:39:27.560
<v Speaker 1>lot of the Hollywood studio families got their start as

0:39:27.600 --> 0:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>like these were primarily like Jewish gangsters in the East

0:39:30.080 --> 0:39:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Coast who move over to the West Coast for a

0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:34.600
<v Speaker 1>variety of reasons. But like that is the root of

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:38.839
<v Speaker 1>a lot of early cinema money. Right, it does come

0:39:38.880 --> 0:39:41.040
<v Speaker 1>out of crime, because like a lot of it's porn, right,

0:39:41.320 --> 0:39:43.440
<v Speaker 1>Like that's that's how a big chunk of this industry

0:39:43.440 --> 0:39:47.640
<v Speaker 1>gets its start. Joe Kennedy buys a dying studio and

0:39:47.680 --> 0:39:50.680
<v Speaker 1>he reorganizes it to mass produce what we would now

0:39:50.760 --> 0:39:54.280
<v Speaker 1>call b movies. Nasau thinks this is where a huge

0:39:54.360 --> 0:39:57.839
<v Speaker 1>amount of his early money comes from, right, And he's

0:39:57.960 --> 0:39:59.920
<v Speaker 1>he's able to make this profitable not just because like

0:40:00.000 --> 0:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>the movies make money, but because he is one of

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:05.320
<v Speaker 1>the first CEOs to demand his pay and stock options,

0:40:05.520 --> 0:40:08.240
<v Speaker 1>and he is really good at manipulating stock prices.

0:40:08.480 --> 0:40:10.520
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, we love to do that.

0:40:10.560 --> 0:40:11.560
<v Speaker 1>We love we love to do.

0:40:11.600 --> 0:40:12.920
<v Speaker 2>That's making fake money.

0:40:14.160 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 1>And a lot of what he's doing is stuff that

0:40:16.400 --> 0:40:19.480
<v Speaker 1>is illegal. Now we would say, like he's insider trading now,

0:40:19.800 --> 0:40:22.840
<v Speaker 1>but it's not illegal back then, right, So, like it's shady,

0:40:22.880 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 1>but he's really not breaking the law as much as

0:40:25.200 --> 0:40:28.360
<v Speaker 1>people would think. Right. Joe is a guy with a

0:40:28.360 --> 0:40:30.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of eyes everywhere, and so he sees the nineteen

0:40:30.960 --> 0:40:34.160
<v Speaker 1>twenty nine crash coming and he sells off basically everything

0:40:34.200 --> 0:40:38.160
<v Speaker 1>he's got and then he shorts the entire US economy

0:40:38.200 --> 0:40:41.200
<v Speaker 1>basically like he shorts the stock market, and that is

0:40:41.239 --> 0:40:44.320
<v Speaker 1>the primary source of the Kennedy fortune. Right, he bets

0:40:44.400 --> 0:40:47.239
<v Speaker 1>all of this money that he's accumulated on the Great

0:40:47.280 --> 0:40:50.120
<v Speaker 1>Depression happening, and Black Tuesday makes him one of the

0:40:50.200 --> 0:40:52.879
<v Speaker 1>richest men in the country. That is the Kennedy money.

0:40:52.920 --> 0:40:55.360
<v Speaker 1>They short in America.

0:40:55.480 --> 0:40:58.520
<v Speaker 2>That's so darkly poetic.

0:40:59.000 --> 0:41:04.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nice work, he can get it. Yeah, you know,

0:41:04.840 --> 0:41:06.960
<v Speaker 1>maybe I'll do something like that for this fucking election,

0:41:07.000 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 1>to throw all my money on RFK.

0:41:08.920 --> 0:41:11.799
<v Speaker 2>I mean, where there's some there's there's a way to

0:41:11.840 --> 0:41:14.240
<v Speaker 2>bet against America that will make share so much money.

0:41:14.560 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yeah, there's a certain kind of betting on America

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.360
<v Speaker 1>that will always work. The trouble is figuring out in

0:41:19.400 --> 0:41:22.719
<v Speaker 1>any given moment what that kind of betting against America is.

0:41:24.239 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Joe's always going to be great at making money. This

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:29.640
<v Speaker 1>is a thing that he never really loses his head for.

0:41:29.800 --> 0:41:32.440
<v Speaker 1>And again he dies worth half a billion dollars or so.

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:35.080
<v Speaker 1>You know, I think it's kind of unclear entirely. And

0:41:35.120 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 1>this is where the Kennedy family fortune comes from. Because

0:41:38.000 --> 0:41:41.200
<v Speaker 1>no subsequent members of his family are nearly this successful,

0:41:41.280 --> 0:41:44.600
<v Speaker 1>and they don't have to be. But Joe never managed

0:41:44.640 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 1>to build up momentum in the area that mattered most

0:41:47.200 --> 0:41:50.520
<v Speaker 1>to him, which is elected office. Right, as we'll talk about,

0:41:50.520 --> 0:41:54.480
<v Speaker 1>he's influential in politics. He becomes a powerful man, but

0:41:54.560 --> 0:41:58.200
<v Speaker 1>he doesn't like get elected places. That's not really how

0:41:58.239 --> 0:42:01.120
<v Speaker 1>he makes his way in. And so as he starts

0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:04.399
<v Speaker 1>having kids in the early nineteen hundreds, nine of them,

0:42:04.719 --> 0:42:07.360
<v Speaker 1>he lets the boys know that a lot is expected

0:42:07.400 --> 0:42:10.400
<v Speaker 1>of them, Right, I am having use because like me,

0:42:10.640 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 1>I want, like my dad said with me, I want

0:42:12.600 --> 0:42:15.120
<v Speaker 1>you to go further than I went, right, I want

0:42:15.160 --> 0:42:17.279
<v Speaker 1>to I want the Kennedys are going to run this

0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 1>fucking country.

0:42:18.840 --> 0:42:22.560
<v Speaker 2>That's so much like, yeah, like I did better than

0:42:22.560 --> 0:42:24.320
<v Speaker 2>my dad, and you're gonna do better than me. Also,

0:42:24.480 --> 0:42:26.760
<v Speaker 2>I'm worth five hundred million dollars.

0:42:26.840 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's the it's the difference because like, the healthy

0:42:29.560 --> 0:42:31.440
<v Speaker 1>version of that is like I want my kid to

0:42:31.480 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>be like happier than me, to have ID which is

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:39.160
<v Speaker 1>the whole reason why we have civilization. Right, everybody, basically

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:42.680
<v Speaker 1>everybody normal feels that way. But some people feel the

0:42:42.719 --> 0:42:45.040
<v Speaker 1>toxic version of this, which is my kid had better

0:42:45.160 --> 0:42:47.120
<v Speaker 1>do better than me, or there's going to be held

0:42:47.160 --> 0:42:47.560
<v Speaker 1>a pack.

0:42:47.520 --> 0:42:49.120
<v Speaker 2>And like do better, you know, in a like a

0:42:49.200 --> 0:42:53.239
<v Speaker 2>warp sort of like whatever your personal idea of success is, yeah,

0:42:54.120 --> 0:42:58.560
<v Speaker 2>in which case is running everything, running everything right, capital right,

0:42:58.600 --> 0:43:00.120
<v Speaker 2>because if you're not the captain, there's not worth.

0:43:00.239 --> 0:43:02.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, why fucking play if you're not the captain.

0:43:02.440 --> 0:43:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:43:03.480 --> 0:43:05.640
<v Speaker 1>He spent his later working life and his period of

0:43:05.640 --> 0:43:09.520
<v Speaker 1>greatest influence adjacent to elected power. In World War One,

0:43:09.600 --> 0:43:11.399
<v Speaker 1>he's on I think it's the war production border something.

0:43:11.400 --> 0:43:14.360
<v Speaker 1>He's helping to organize war production. Right. So because he's

0:43:14.520 --> 0:43:16.080
<v Speaker 1>he's good at this kind of stuff, right, he's a

0:43:16.080 --> 0:43:17.839
<v Speaker 1>good guy to put in that job, and he does

0:43:17.840 --> 0:43:18.319
<v Speaker 1>well at it.

0:43:18.480 --> 0:43:21.319
<v Speaker 2>He's not charismatic or likable in the way that can

0:43:21.320 --> 0:43:22.360
<v Speaker 2>get you elected.

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:24.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he's he is a good man to have

0:43:24.440 --> 0:43:27.120
<v Speaker 1>doing a lot of nuts and bolt shit right. In

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:30.080
<v Speaker 1>nineteen thirty four, FDR appoints him to be the first

0:43:30.120 --> 0:43:33.200
<v Speaker 1>head of the SEC. He is the first Security's inn

0:43:33.200 --> 0:43:36.040
<v Speaker 1>Exchange commission guy we have and it's the guy that's

0:43:36.080 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 1>short extended. He wasn't technically doing crimes, but it was legal,

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:42.400
<v Speaker 1>then mother was legal.

0:43:42.560 --> 0:43:44.399
<v Speaker 2>Then that's gone so much.

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Post Man's great yeah, he love to say it. His

0:43:48.080 --> 0:43:51.600
<v Speaker 1>final reward is a cushy gig as US Ambassador to

0:43:51.680 --> 0:43:55.000
<v Speaker 1>Great Britain kind of as at the last you know,

0:43:55.200 --> 0:43:57.479
<v Speaker 1>a couple of years, Like it's like thirty eight to forty,

0:43:57.520 --> 0:44:00.080
<v Speaker 1>so it's like in that last period, right as a

0:44:00.200 --> 0:44:03.000
<v Speaker 1>World War two starts, and the reason why he has

0:44:03.040 --> 0:44:05.960
<v Speaker 1>to stop being the US Ambassador to Great Britain is

0:44:05.960 --> 0:44:09.040
<v Speaker 1>that he kind of wants the Nazis to win. And

0:44:09.120 --> 0:44:12.040
<v Speaker 1>like during the Battle of Britain he makes a statement

0:44:12.080 --> 0:44:15.440
<v Speaker 1>that democracy is finished in England and maybe finished in

0:44:15.480 --> 0:44:16.279
<v Speaker 1>the US too.

0:44:19.280 --> 0:44:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Great man, you can't say stuff like that, and you can.

0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:26.479
<v Speaker 1>He thought he was almost able to. Yeah, a couple

0:44:26.520 --> 0:44:28.799
<v Speaker 1>of things had broken different, you might have been able

0:44:28.840 --> 0:44:31.319
<v Speaker 1>to say that in the US, but you are right.

0:44:31.520 --> 0:44:33.279
<v Speaker 1>You're not able to say that in the US. And

0:44:33.280 --> 0:44:35.720
<v Speaker 1>this is kind of he gets sort of disgraced by this, Right.

0:44:35.680 --> 0:44:36.200
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

0:44:36.400 --> 0:44:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's that party.

0:44:37.640 --> 0:44:40.919
<v Speaker 2>We love when people get disgraced for saying things like that. Yeah,

0:44:40.960 --> 0:44:41.319
<v Speaker 2>it's good.

0:44:41.360 --> 0:44:43.640
<v Speaker 1>It's not popular to say that to people who are

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:46.520
<v Speaker 1>actively getting bombed and who are like responding to being

0:44:46.560 --> 0:44:49.000
<v Speaker 1>bombed the way the British did in World War Two.

0:44:49.280 --> 0:44:51.240
<v Speaker 1>You're not going to be very welcome on the island

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:55.680
<v Speaker 1>much longer. Reading a room might be why he didn't

0:44:55.719 --> 0:44:56.760
<v Speaker 1>wasn't good at getting elected.

0:44:57.080 --> 0:45:02.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seems like maybe he didn't read wind. Yeah yeah, yeah.

0:45:02.920 --> 0:45:06.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So he's his first son, the first of the

0:45:06.640 --> 0:45:10.360
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy boys, Joe Junior, was born in nineteen fifteen, and

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:14.919
<v Speaker 1>he's pretty clearly groomed for the presidency, right. I don't

0:45:14.960 --> 0:45:17.520
<v Speaker 1>know how discreet the plan is to make him president,

0:45:17.520 --> 0:45:19.120
<v Speaker 1>but he's like, I want you to go as far

0:45:19.160 --> 0:45:21.560
<v Speaker 1>as possible, right, and to do that you have to

0:45:21.600 --> 0:45:25.239
<v Speaker 1>like make a name for yourself and extend sort of

0:45:25.239 --> 0:45:28.839
<v Speaker 1>the glory of the family. And also it's not just you.

0:45:28.880 --> 0:45:30.960
<v Speaker 1>I've got all these other kids. I've got you know,

0:45:31.400 --> 0:45:34.920
<v Speaker 1>John F. Kennedy, I've got Robert Kennedy, I've got Ted Kennedy,

0:45:35.320 --> 0:45:37.760
<v Speaker 1>and all of them are going to bs to compete

0:45:37.840 --> 0:45:40.239
<v Speaker 1>as kids whenever they're like swimming, when they're playing like

0:45:40.280 --> 0:45:42.400
<v Speaker 1>football in the yard, when they're doing it, like they're

0:45:42.440 --> 0:45:45.640
<v Speaker 1>constantly in competition with each other, and Joe is constantly

0:45:45.680 --> 0:45:47.560
<v Speaker 1>setting them in competition with each other, and they are

0:45:47.600 --> 0:45:51.000
<v Speaker 1>all raised go as far as you can do more

0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 1>than I was able to do, and you are constantly

0:45:54.120 --> 0:45:58.280
<v Speaker 1>measuring yourself against your brothers. Right. This has very early

0:45:58.360 --> 0:46:01.799
<v Speaker 1>on some calamitous results for the family because when World

0:46:01.800 --> 0:46:05.400
<v Speaker 1>War Two breaks out, this competition extends to wartime service.

0:46:06.080 --> 0:46:09.080
<v Speaker 1>The elder Kennedy Boys, which came to include John F.

0:46:09.200 --> 0:46:12.520
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy in nineteen seventeen and then Robert didn't just join

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:15.600
<v Speaker 1>the military. They had to do the most impressive things

0:46:15.640 --> 0:46:18.520
<v Speaker 1>they could do in the military. John becomes a pt

0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 1>boat commander and we're not going to go into the

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:23.560
<v Speaker 1>whole Pt one oh nine story, but his ship goes down.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:27.160
<v Speaker 1>There's I think a lot of people argue because of

0:46:27.280 --> 0:46:30.000
<v Speaker 1>mistakes that he and others made right that like they

0:46:30.120 --> 0:46:32.840
<v Speaker 1>fucked up, which is why this happened in the first place.

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:35.600
<v Speaker 1>But he does legitimately help get a lot of the

0:46:35.680 --> 0:46:38.360
<v Speaker 1>survivors out, like in a way that is heroic, and

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:40.680
<v Speaker 1>Joe is able to spin this into an act of

0:46:40.719 --> 0:46:42.680
<v Speaker 1>this whole thing into an act of heroism, right, And

0:46:42.719 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 1>it's kind of have to ignore the fact that there

0:46:45.080 --> 0:46:47.960
<v Speaker 1>were some fuck ups along the line, but it works. Liker.

0:46:48.600 --> 0:46:51.360
<v Speaker 1>The pr version of this plays right because America is

0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:53.960
<v Speaker 1>looking for war heroes at that time and they find

0:46:53.960 --> 0:46:58.200
<v Speaker 1>one in JFK. This spurs Joe, his brother has now

0:46:58.520 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>become a public war hero. And Joe is, you know,

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:04.239
<v Speaker 1>by any one stretch of the imagination, doing a heroic thing.

0:47:04.320 --> 0:47:08.600
<v Speaker 1>He is a bomber pilot flying bombing missions daylight raids

0:47:08.680 --> 0:47:11.880
<v Speaker 1>over Western Europe, one of the most insanely things and

0:47:12.120 --> 0:47:15.560
<v Speaker 1>insanely dangerous things any group of human beings has ever done. Right,

0:47:16.800 --> 0:47:20.160
<v Speaker 1>and he flies the required there's something like twenty missions

0:47:20.200 --> 0:47:22.480
<v Speaker 1>you have to fly, and at that point you can stop,

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:26.560
<v Speaker 1>right because it's so dangerous, like once you've redid. Yeah,

0:47:26.640 --> 0:47:29.120
<v Speaker 1>But when he hits that, he's like, that's not enough.

0:47:29.160 --> 0:47:31.799
<v Speaker 1>I still have not you know, like I have to

0:47:31.840 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 1>measure myself against JFK. So he keeps doing missions after

0:47:36.239 --> 0:47:38.480
<v Speaker 1>the point at which he wouldn't have had to continue

0:47:38.480 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>doing missions, and he gets shot down and killed late

0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:43.960
<v Speaker 1>in the war, and hey, that he's a hero in

0:47:44.000 --> 0:47:46.600
<v Speaker 1>my book, Like that had to be done, like the

0:47:46.960 --> 0:47:49.800
<v Speaker 1>like fighting the Nazis. And he goes down fighting the Nazis.

0:47:49.840 --> 0:47:55.040
<v Speaker 1>But you can already see this competition legacy thing is

0:47:55.080 --> 0:47:55.799
<v Speaker 1>getting the.

0:47:55.719 --> 0:48:03.160
<v Speaker 2>First kill killed, yes, yes, God, especially like after like

0:48:04.600 --> 0:48:06.520
<v Speaker 2>your Dad's like, I don't know the Nazis are aren't

0:48:06.560 --> 0:48:07.200
<v Speaker 2>so bad.

0:48:08.719 --> 0:48:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Right, and that maybe that's part of why they have

0:48:12.280 --> 0:48:15.319
<v Speaker 1>to go in so hard for like World War Two.

0:48:17.280 --> 0:48:20.000
<v Speaker 1>We don't like this. Actually, Dan did not want me

0:48:20.080 --> 0:48:24.879
<v Speaker 1>flying bombing missions over here. Yeah, but yeah, so again,

0:48:25.120 --> 0:48:27.400
<v Speaker 1>and you know there's there's debate over aspects of this,

0:48:27.480 --> 0:48:30.879
<v Speaker 1>but that is what happens. Joe goes down and thus

0:48:31.000 --> 0:48:34.120
<v Speaker 1>JFK is going to become the first and so far

0:48:34.440 --> 0:48:39.880
<v Speaker 1>only Kennedy president. His brother and I'm YadA YadA ying

0:48:40.000 --> 0:48:42.920
<v Speaker 1>a lot here, but Robert also gets into politics and

0:48:43.000 --> 0:48:45.239
<v Speaker 1>is very successful early on. He is one of Joe

0:48:45.320 --> 0:48:49.680
<v Speaker 1>McCarthy's guys for a period of time. He is like

0:48:49.880 --> 0:48:52.719
<v Speaker 1>involved in the Lavender scare, but he kind of gets

0:48:52.840 --> 0:48:57.279
<v Speaker 1>edged out because Roy Cohne, who like doesn't like him.

0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:00.160
<v Speaker 1>He and Roy Cohne kind of are like enemies in it,

0:49:00.480 --> 0:49:04.839
<v Speaker 1>but not because RFK is like better about McCarthyism, right,

0:49:04.880 --> 0:49:09.400
<v Speaker 1>he is pretty invested in McCarthyism. That said, he becomes

0:49:09.480 --> 0:49:12.480
<v Speaker 1>the attorney General of the country when his brother is

0:49:12.520 --> 0:49:15.359
<v Speaker 1>the president. He's going to be a congressman after that,

0:49:16.320 --> 0:49:18.719
<v Speaker 1>but it's during this brief era where his brother is

0:49:18.760 --> 0:49:22.120
<v Speaker 1>the president and he's the attorney general. This era just

0:49:22.280 --> 0:49:25.440
<v Speaker 1>lasts a couple years. But this is Camelot, right, this

0:49:25.600 --> 0:49:30.000
<v Speaker 1>is the period of time that people call camelot, and

0:49:30.040 --> 0:49:34.640
<v Speaker 1>it's legitimately like a heady time to be a Kennedy.

0:49:34.680 --> 0:49:37.160
<v Speaker 1>And this is the period of time, this very brief

0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:41.560
<v Speaker 1>period where JFK is the president, RFK is the Attorney General.

0:49:41.560 --> 0:49:45.000
<v Speaker 1>And it's very clear to everyone after JFK finishes being

0:49:45.000 --> 0:49:48.480
<v Speaker 1>the president, Bobby Kennedy's probably going to become president.

0:49:48.640 --> 0:49:48.719
<v Speaker 2>Right.

0:49:48.800 --> 0:49:50.560
<v Speaker 1>There's not a lot of people who doubt that even

0:49:50.600 --> 0:49:53.120
<v Speaker 1>at the time. He is that kind of and he

0:49:53.200 --> 0:49:56.480
<v Speaker 1>does his again, he like wiretaps Martin Luther King Junior.

0:49:56.640 --> 0:49:59.560
<v Speaker 1>You know, like there's a lot to criticize about this,

0:49:59.719 --> 0:50:04.759
<v Speaker 1>but from the perspective of the populace, these are two handsome, young, intelligent,

0:50:04.880 --> 0:50:08.400
<v Speaker 1>capable men. One of them is the president. His brother's

0:50:08.480 --> 0:50:11.319
<v Speaker 1>probably going to be president next. The American economy is

0:50:11.400 --> 0:50:15.160
<v Speaker 1>like half of the world economy. Of course, people remember

0:50:15.200 --> 0:50:17.520
<v Speaker 1>this is a golden age, you know, yeah, I know.

0:50:18.920 --> 0:50:20.520
<v Speaker 1>And it says a lot that it lasts, yeah, like

0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:22.759
<v Speaker 1>two years something like that. You know, it's times not

0:50:22.880 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 1>a long period, you know. So and again, but this

0:50:27.600 --> 0:50:30.840
<v Speaker 1>is the period that that RFK Junior, our RFK junior,

0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:32.719
<v Speaker 1>the subject of these episodes, is going to have his

0:50:32.719 --> 0:50:37.560
<v Speaker 1>first memories. And Robert Francis Kennedy Junior was born on

0:50:37.680 --> 0:50:42.680
<v Speaker 1>January seventeenth, nineteen fifty four, in the Georgetown University Hospital.

0:50:43.000 --> 0:50:46.120
<v Speaker 1>His father, Robert, had married a member of the wealthy

0:50:46.239 --> 0:50:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Scackle family, also part of the budding US aristocracy. This

0:50:50.880 --> 0:50:53.160
<v Speaker 1>part gets left out a lot in the histories, but

0:50:53.280 --> 0:50:57.200
<v Speaker 1>rfk's wife is Ethel Kennedy originally Ethel Skakel, and they're

0:50:57.800 --> 0:51:00.560
<v Speaker 1>they're kind of a unique sort of quiverful type, you know,

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:02.360
<v Speaker 1>the quiver FLEs like believe we need to have as

0:51:02.400 --> 0:51:06.160
<v Speaker 1>many kids as possible to create soldiers for the army

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:09.399
<v Speaker 1>of God. We're going to gain control of the nation

0:51:09.520 --> 0:51:11.319
<v Speaker 1>by swarming them with our kids, who will take your

0:51:11.360 --> 0:51:15.920
<v Speaker 1>trip doctors in power. Ethel and RFK believe that, but

0:51:16.160 --> 0:51:19.319
<v Speaker 1>just for themselves, Like not everyone should do this, but

0:51:19.360 --> 0:51:21.840
<v Speaker 1>we are going to have all of the children possible

0:51:21.920 --> 0:51:24.920
<v Speaker 1>so that we can we can flood the government with

0:51:25.000 --> 0:51:27.520
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy's who will take control of the levels of power.

0:51:27.600 --> 0:51:31.400
<v Speaker 1>They have eleven kids, you know, like you're not doing

0:51:31.440 --> 0:51:35.000
<v Speaker 1>that unless you really have a reason, right and Ethel

0:51:35.080 --> 0:51:38.680
<v Speaker 1>is a very driven woman. She's a controversial woman. One

0:51:38.800 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 1>depiction of her is she's basically a saint, and the

0:51:41.040 --> 0:51:44.360
<v Speaker 1>other depiction is she's kind of a monster. It winds

0:51:44.440 --> 0:51:45.840
<v Speaker 1>up in the middle one way or the other. But

0:51:45.880 --> 0:51:48.400
<v Speaker 1>she's a she's a very driven person. There's no arguing

0:51:48.440 --> 0:51:51.359
<v Speaker 1>with that. And like, within sort of the context of

0:51:51.400 --> 0:51:54.440
<v Speaker 1>what can be done in this family, the boys are

0:51:54.480 --> 0:51:56.759
<v Speaker 1>going to be the ones who hold office, but you

0:51:56.960 --> 0:52:00.319
<v Speaker 1>can you can be part of the Kennedy greatness by

0:52:00.760 --> 0:52:04.560
<v Speaker 1>creating a bunch of those boys, right and creating some

0:52:04.640 --> 0:52:06.799
<v Speaker 1>daughters who are going to help raise and take care

0:52:06.840 --> 0:52:09.440
<v Speaker 1>of those boys, because the women in the family are

0:52:09.560 --> 0:52:13.520
<v Speaker 1>focused on the men, right. And yeah, her, her whole

0:52:13.560 --> 0:52:16.480
<v Speaker 1>thing is I'm in a birth an aristocracy all on

0:52:16.520 --> 0:52:20.200
<v Speaker 1>my own. RFK Junior from a very young age. The

0:52:20.239 --> 0:52:22.360
<v Speaker 1>primary thing everyone knows about him is that he is

0:52:22.440 --> 0:52:25.840
<v Speaker 1>always obsessed with animals. He is he kind of is

0:52:25.880 --> 0:52:28.840
<v Speaker 1>almost maybe even a savant with animals. He is really

0:52:28.840 --> 0:52:31.680
<v Speaker 1>good and with every kind of animal he loves. He

0:52:31.719 --> 0:52:35.759
<v Speaker 1>loves everything that's not human beings. Meethel claimed that as

0:52:35.800 --> 0:52:38.840
<v Speaker 1>a baby, he is fascinated by the bugs hees crawling

0:52:38.840 --> 0:52:41.239
<v Speaker 1>in the garden before he is ten. He has a

0:52:41.239 --> 0:52:44.279
<v Speaker 1>whole menagerie, a swarm of pets, and some of these

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:47.319
<v Speaker 1>are normal, rich kid pets. He's got a horse, obviously, right,

0:52:47.440 --> 0:52:50.640
<v Speaker 1>he's a Kennedy, of course, of course. Yeah. But there's

0:52:50.640 --> 0:52:53.680
<v Speaker 1>also weird stuff. He has pet raccoons, he has pet lizards.

0:52:53.719 --> 0:52:56.880
<v Speaker 1>He has thousands of crickets to feed the lizards. In

0:52:56.920 --> 0:52:59.799
<v Speaker 1>the book RFK Junior Robert F. Kennedy Junior and the

0:53:00.040 --> 0:53:03.160
<v Speaker 1>Dark Side of the Dream, biographer Jerry Oppenheimer, who I

0:53:03.239 --> 0:53:05.800
<v Speaker 1>do not like, tells this story. The two thousand and

0:53:05.840 --> 0:53:08.120
<v Speaker 1>eight thriller Snakes on a Plane could have been based

0:53:08.160 --> 0:53:10.640
<v Speaker 1>on an experience Bobby had as a kid when he

0:53:10.640 --> 0:53:12.719
<v Speaker 1>took a sack of his pet reptiles and a poet

0:53:12.760 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>a flight from Washington National to LaGuardia in New York,

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:18.759
<v Speaker 1>and all of the slithery, scary things accidentally got loose

0:53:18.840 --> 0:53:22.040
<v Speaker 1>mid flight as female passengers screamed and may have jumped

0:53:22.120 --> 0:53:24.520
<v Speaker 1>up onto their seats. Bobby crawled around and gathered them

0:53:24.520 --> 0:53:24.920
<v Speaker 1>all up.

0:53:25.520 --> 0:53:28.040
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's I mean, this is.

0:53:29.520 --> 0:53:32.920
<v Speaker 1>More like it's hard not to like having do it.

0:53:32.920 --> 0:53:36.799
<v Speaker 2>A Snakes on a play just like liking animals A lot.

0:53:36.880 --> 0:53:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I dig that he posted a video the other day

0:53:40.520 --> 0:53:43.319
<v Speaker 2>of just like I found this weird lizard, and he

0:53:43.560 --> 0:53:45.640
<v Speaker 2>explained what it was and like what it did, and

0:53:45.680 --> 0:53:47.879
<v Speaker 2>he just seems to That's.

0:53:47.640 --> 0:53:49.799
<v Speaker 1>One thing that I think is absolutely true of him

0:53:49.840 --> 0:53:52.160
<v Speaker 1>is that not only does he like and raise animals,

0:53:52.160 --> 0:53:54.680
<v Speaker 1>but he understands a lot about them. He actually spends

0:53:54.680 --> 0:53:56.920
<v Speaker 1>a lot of his life like on all of these

0:53:56.960 --> 0:53:59.520
<v Speaker 1>sort of like safaris. He spends you know, months of

0:53:59.520 --> 0:54:02.200
<v Speaker 1>his life with native tribes and the Amazon and shit.

0:54:02.360 --> 0:54:05.080
<v Speaker 1>Like he again, it's not weird that he got a worm.

0:54:04.880 --> 0:54:05.359
<v Speaker 2>In his brain.

0:54:05.440 --> 0:54:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, No, a lot of his life in the

0:54:07.920 --> 0:54:09.200
<v Speaker 1>wild eating bush.

0:54:08.960 --> 0:54:12.160
<v Speaker 2>Meat, yeah, and dougs and dogs.

0:54:12.239 --> 0:54:13.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah for sure. Yeah, probably where he.

0:54:13.680 --> 0:54:18.000
<v Speaker 2>Got that brain worm. Very very unsurprising that they had

0:54:18.040 --> 0:54:20.160
<v Speaker 2>a worm part of his brain, Yeah, allegedly.

0:54:20.640 --> 0:54:23.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. There are some mysteries about RFK Junior. That's not

0:54:23.680 --> 0:54:29.320
<v Speaker 1>one of salves early on solved early on. Now again,

0:54:29.520 --> 0:54:33.120
<v Speaker 1>this biography by Oppenheimer, like the one by Collier and Horowitz,

0:54:33.560 --> 0:54:36.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of good criticisms, but I will make

0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:39.080
<v Speaker 1>again he starts he's making snakes on a plane. Comparisons

0:54:39.320 --> 0:54:41.359
<v Speaker 1>the RFK Junior book. I've got part of why I

0:54:41.480 --> 0:54:45.160
<v Speaker 1>like it is it it's published before he's a political figure.

0:54:45.160 --> 0:54:46.880
<v Speaker 1>It comes out in twenty fifteen, so it is not

0:54:47.000 --> 0:54:49.680
<v Speaker 1>tainted by everything that's happening now, right, So that is

0:54:49.719 --> 0:54:52.160
<v Speaker 1>a really useful perspective to have on the man. And

0:54:52.200 --> 0:54:54.160
<v Speaker 1>it talks to a shitload of people, a lot of

0:54:54.200 --> 0:54:56.560
<v Speaker 1>primary sources who grew up with him, so you can't

0:54:56.560 --> 0:55:00.520
<v Speaker 1>ignore it. But Oppenheimer is like super homophobic. Talk about

0:55:00.560 --> 0:55:03.200
<v Speaker 1>that later, and like you can even see some of

0:55:03.280 --> 0:55:07.320
<v Speaker 1>like the bullshit where he's like probably female passengers screamed

0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:09.479
<v Speaker 1>and jumped up onto their seating. Well know what said that?

0:55:09.600 --> 0:55:11.600
<v Speaker 1>You just you just want it to be more like

0:55:11.640 --> 0:55:13.279
<v Speaker 1>snakes on the plane than maybe it was.

0:55:13.440 --> 0:55:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, and that passage like did ping me. I

0:55:16.400 --> 0:55:18.359
<v Speaker 2>was like, wait, yes, yeah it should. He's basic.

0:55:18.680 --> 0:55:21.520
<v Speaker 1>Yah, it's not a good biography. He's not a good biographer.

0:55:21.520 --> 0:55:23.520
<v Speaker 1>But you also can't discard it because there's just a

0:55:23.560 --> 0:55:25.319
<v Speaker 1>lot of ship that we get from it that we

0:55:25.400 --> 0:55:26.560
<v Speaker 1>don't get anywhere else.

0:55:26.600 --> 0:55:28.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's the first part of the story

0:55:28.880 --> 0:55:31.440
<v Speaker 2>is true. Great, thanks for telling me that. He right,

0:55:31.840 --> 0:55:34.600
<v Speaker 2>he probably did. Look, he's not I don't think Oppenheimer

0:55:34.640 --> 0:55:35.400
<v Speaker 2>makes shit up.

0:55:35.640 --> 0:55:36.399
<v Speaker 1>I think he's just.

0:55:38.200 --> 0:55:43.760
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, this says your suject right.

0:55:43.800 --> 0:55:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Right right, So yeah. While modern quiverful families have shitloaded

0:55:47.719 --> 0:55:49.920
<v Speaker 1>kids in the hope of flooding our democracy, Ethel and

0:55:50.000 --> 0:55:51.839
<v Speaker 1>Robert did the same thing with the knowledge that their

0:55:51.920 --> 0:55:55.399
<v Speaker 1>children are definitely going to inherit political power. They are

0:55:55.440 --> 0:55:58.399
<v Speaker 1>consciously breeding a ruling class. By the time r. FK

0:55:58.600 --> 0:56:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Junior is eight, everyone knows RFK is going to be

0:56:01.480 --> 0:56:04.600
<v Speaker 1>the president when John has done in office, and you know,

0:56:04.640 --> 0:56:06.480
<v Speaker 1>no one's really sure about Teddy, but it seems like,

0:56:06.560 --> 0:56:08.680
<v Speaker 1>you know, he's probably gonna winde up. And obviously Teddy

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:12.080
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy is an incredibly successful politician. If a certain thing

0:56:12.160 --> 0:56:14.120
<v Speaker 1>that we'll talk about later hadn't happened, he might have

0:56:14.200 --> 0:56:18.280
<v Speaker 1>been the president. It is not unrealistic in this period

0:56:18.320 --> 0:56:21.280
<v Speaker 1>where RFK Junior is making his earliest memories, to expect

0:56:21.360 --> 0:56:24.960
<v Speaker 1>the country might see three separate Kennedy presidencies, maybe in

0:56:25.000 --> 0:56:27.839
<v Speaker 1>a row. It's not wild at that point to think

0:56:27.880 --> 0:56:31.160
<v Speaker 1>we might have twenty four straight years Kennedy's running the country.

0:56:31.200 --> 0:56:35.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, that's not a bad prediction to make in

0:56:35.440 --> 0:56:38.560
<v Speaker 1>this period of time. And as a result, all eyes

0:56:38.800 --> 0:56:41.640
<v Speaker 1>from the beginning of his life are on RFK Junior

0:56:41.680 --> 0:56:44.799
<v Speaker 1>and his generation of Kennedy's because everyone knows if they're

0:56:44.800 --> 0:56:47.120
<v Speaker 1>not going to be president, they'll probably be in Congress.

0:56:47.120 --> 0:56:49.319
<v Speaker 1>Some of them might be judges, you know, someone might

0:56:49.360 --> 0:56:52.879
<v Speaker 1>be governors. Right, these are the people who are going

0:56:52.960 --> 0:56:56.080
<v Speaker 1>to run the country. And the whole country knows this.

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:58.200
<v Speaker 1>And so all of these Kennedy kids grow up under

0:56:58.200 --> 0:57:01.720
<v Speaker 1>an insane microscope, the degree of and it's a pressure

0:57:01.719 --> 0:57:04.960
<v Speaker 1>that was completely absent from Joe Kennedy and from JFK

0:57:05.080 --> 0:57:06.920
<v Speaker 1>and RFK. Right, they have the pressure off you need

0:57:06.920 --> 0:57:11.000
<v Speaker 1>to be president, but there's not the amount of spotlight.

0:57:10.600 --> 0:57:14.960
<v Speaker 2>All the public perception pressure. It's just like within the family,

0:57:15.160 --> 0:57:17.560
<v Speaker 2>you have your dad telling you got to do this,

0:57:17.960 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 2>and now the world is saying and you're going to.

0:57:21.280 --> 0:57:23.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And all of you are going to we're all

0:57:23.200 --> 0:57:26.840
<v Speaker 1>expecting that yes. And I want to quote now from

0:57:27.120 --> 0:57:29.760
<v Speaker 1>the book The Kennedys by Collier in Horowitz. They were,

0:57:29.760 --> 0:57:32.720
<v Speaker 1>as one journalist had remarked, America's children. Yet while they

0:57:32.720 --> 0:57:34.680
<v Speaker 1>had been in the spotlight all their lives, they had

0:57:34.680 --> 0:57:37.800
<v Speaker 1>a curious innocence. The important outsiders attached to being a

0:57:37.880 --> 0:57:40.480
<v Speaker 1>Kennedy amused them. They goked back at the tourists who

0:57:40.560 --> 0:57:43.480
<v Speaker 1>peeked through the hedges at Hayannas. They scooped up sand

0:57:43.480 --> 0:57:45.880
<v Speaker 1>from the public beach and sold it as Kennedy sand

0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.280
<v Speaker 1>for a dollar a bag. They stood at the fence

0:57:48.280 --> 0:57:51.480
<v Speaker 1>and answered Kennedy questions. What does Jackie eat for breakfast?

0:57:51.600 --> 0:57:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Where did the Kennedy shop? For a quarter? Apiece asked

0:57:54.880 --> 0:57:57.160
<v Speaker 1>what it meant to be a Kennedy. Bobby's son David

0:57:57.200 --> 0:57:59.680
<v Speaker 1>had once replied and means that we're exactly the same

0:57:59.720 --> 0:58:07.480
<v Speaker 1>as if everybody else, except better. Things are going well

0:58:07.560 --> 0:58:08.320
<v Speaker 1>with these kids.

0:58:10.200 --> 0:58:11.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people should be raised.

0:58:12.360 --> 0:58:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to continue that quote. They competed with

0:58:15.680 --> 0:58:18.680
<v Speaker 1>other children in swim meets and sailing contests, succeeding so

0:58:18.800 --> 0:58:21.680
<v Speaker 1>well that Haannisport officials barred them from a certain number

0:58:21.720 --> 0:58:24.600
<v Speaker 1>of these competitions every season so that other residents could

0:58:24.600 --> 0:58:27.360
<v Speaker 1>win some ribbons. The competition within their own group was

0:58:27.400 --> 0:58:29.840
<v Speaker 1>far more intense, far more metaphoric of what they saw

0:58:29.880 --> 0:58:32.120
<v Speaker 1>as the challenge of their lives. Each of them was

0:58:32.160 --> 0:58:34.880
<v Speaker 1>always looking for an opening to outperform some rival in

0:58:34.920 --> 0:58:37.600
<v Speaker 1>the family, always searching for an opportunity to improve his

0:58:37.680 --> 0:58:40.200
<v Speaker 1>or her standing, always wondering if someone in an age

0:58:40.280 --> 0:58:43.240
<v Speaker 1>orability group just above them would slip, always aware above

0:58:43.240 --> 0:58:45.960
<v Speaker 1>all else that their parents were watching and assessing their

0:58:45.960 --> 0:58:48.440
<v Speaker 1>performance to see which of them had it. If the

0:58:48.480 --> 0:58:50.960
<v Speaker 1>Beale Street house, where some of the prior Kennedy generation

0:58:51.000 --> 0:58:53.920
<v Speaker 1>were born, had been an enigma of latency, the compound

0:58:53.960 --> 0:58:56.800
<v Speaker 1>where this generation gathered every summer was a training ground

0:58:57.000 --> 0:58:59.560
<v Speaker 1>to recapture the achieved greatness that had once belonged to

0:58:59.600 --> 0:59:02.640
<v Speaker 1>the family. As Chris Lawford said later, we were all,

0:59:02.800 --> 0:59:04.920
<v Speaker 1>every one of us raised to be president.

0:59:05.120 --> 0:59:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:59:06.400 --> 0:59:07.000
<v Speaker 1>So that's great.

0:59:07.080 --> 0:59:07.480
<v Speaker 2>That's cool.

0:59:07.480 --> 0:59:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Good way to raise kids.

0:59:08.480 --> 0:59:08.840
<v Speaker 2>That's good.

0:59:08.880 --> 0:59:09.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:59:09.680 --> 0:59:11.240
<v Speaker 2>And they all turned out normal.

0:59:11.320 --> 0:59:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they all turned out normal. Speaking of normal,

0:59:14.160 --> 0:59:17.680
<v Speaker 1>one story RFK Junior is later going to tell of

0:59:17.720 --> 0:59:19.680
<v Speaker 1>his childhood is about one of his few visits to

0:59:19.720 --> 0:59:22.960
<v Speaker 1>the Oval Office during the Camelot period. He brings a

0:59:23.000 --> 0:59:25.800
<v Speaker 1>salamander in to give to his uncle, the President as

0:59:25.800 --> 0:59:28.840
<v Speaker 1>a gift. There's a photo of JFK with the salamander,

0:59:28.880 --> 0:59:31.600
<v Speaker 1>poking it with a presidential pin while Bobby sits nearby.

0:59:32.040 --> 0:59:33.480
<v Speaker 1>And this picture is going to be one of the

0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:37.280
<v Speaker 1>few artifacts to tie RFK Junior forever with the glorious

0:59:37.320 --> 0:59:40.360
<v Speaker 1>side of the Kennedy myth. This is his brief shining

0:59:40.440 --> 0:59:44.560
<v Speaker 1>moment inside the limelight, inhabited by his glorious doomed elders.

0:59:45.200 --> 0:59:47.760
<v Speaker 1>The salamander, by the way, is later given a home

0:59:47.800 --> 0:59:50.160
<v Speaker 1>in the White House Fountain. So don't worry. It winds up,

0:59:50.320 --> 0:59:51.680
<v Speaker 1>winds up better than all of the kids.

0:59:53.280 --> 0:59:56.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, considering salamander wise.

0:59:58.120 --> 1:00:02.160
<v Speaker 1>Yes, salamander wise, that's a very sick salamander. Lots of

1:00:02.240 --> 1:00:06.280
<v Speaker 1>salamander kids like you gotta wind up? What's even there

1:00:06.280 --> 1:00:08.200
<v Speaker 1>for a salamander? After the White House found and I

1:00:08.240 --> 1:00:10.600
<v Speaker 1>don't know how you move up for that salamander. You

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<v Speaker 1>know it was a fountain. I guess maybe they became

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<v Speaker 1>salamander artists. You know, there's a bunch of salamanders living

1:00:17.360 --> 1:00:20.800
<v Speaker 1>in fucking Dimes Square in New York right now with podcasts.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows, oh how the salamander has fallen.

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<v Speaker 1>A great upside from the kind of having the kind

1:00:30.880 --> 1:00:33.120
<v Speaker 1>of money so absurd that your house has a name,

1:00:33.320 --> 1:00:35.840
<v Speaker 1>is that you're almost immediately able to indulge in your

1:00:35.880 --> 1:00:38.840
<v Speaker 1>pettiest interests and obsessions a normal kid. You find it

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<v Speaker 1>your kid likes animals, you buy him a picture book,

1:00:41.120 --> 1:00:44.400
<v Speaker 1>right they like dinosaurs, you get him a book with dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you buy him a model replica of a dinosaur

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<v Speaker 1>bone or something like that, if they're really into it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, RFK Junior, because he likes animals, gets regular

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<v Speaker 1>safaris to Africa, and he is on safari when JFK

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<v Speaker 1>is gunned down by Merenard Montgomery sand there's one cold

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<v Speaker 1>November day. This story from Oppenheimer's book really gives an

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<v Speaker 1>understanding of the kind of privilege these children dealt. Within quote,

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby had been taken on a safari in Kenya and

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<v Speaker 1>participated in the capture of a huge leopard tortoise. Because

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<v Speaker 1>he was a scion of Camelot, he was permitted to

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<v Speaker 1>bring it home in a suitcase unquestioned, as if he

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<v Speaker 1>were a diplomat. It helped that his escort was his

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<v Speaker 1>aunt Eunice's husband, Sergeant Shriver, who then headed the JFK

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<v Speaker 1>Established Peace Corps. Many years later, the turtle stuffed was

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<v Speaker 1>on display, along with a multitude of other Kennedy memorabilia,

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<v Speaker 1>in the din of Bobby's own Hickory Hill like a

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<v Speaker 1>state in the fashionable New York City suburb of Mount Kisco.

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<v Speaker 1>She's such a taking an endured dangered turtle.

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<v Speaker 2>Hog with him.

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<v Speaker 1>How he's like eight or nine. Kennedy dies to be

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<v Speaker 1>to be importing in dangered turtles.

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<v Speaker 2>Sergeant like uncle.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what sergeant Shrever is his name? Yeah? Yeah, this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is fucking what's her name? I forget her?

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<v Speaker 1>Shriver's a great grandpa or dad? I think dad, probably

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<v Speaker 1>just based on age. So the loss of JFK is

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<v Speaker 1>obviously a crushing blow to Kennedy family morale. But the

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<v Speaker 1>dream doesn't die with him, right. He was president for

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of years, you know, very popular. When he

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<v Speaker 1>gets blown away, what else do you have to say?

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<v Speaker 1>And then you know you've got RFK waiting in the wings.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the things that does happen here that is

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<v Speaker 1>kind of devastating to the Kennedy family. Jackie Kennedy had

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<v Speaker 1>been a pretty influential person in the family and she

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<v Speaker 1>marries someone else after he dies, which you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not shitting on her for that, right, Like that's a

1:02:35.680 --> 1:02:38.560
<v Speaker 1>perfectly normal thing to do at a certain point, but

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<v Speaker 1>she she is both a major purveyor of the Camelot

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<v Speaker 1>myths and people will say Jackie Kennedy kind of creates it.

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<v Speaker 1>But she also kind of bounces from being in the

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<v Speaker 1>family after this, which, like, I don't blame her again,

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<v Speaker 1>it seems like it's the healthiest thing for you get

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<v Speaker 1>your family. It seems like a boundary setting to me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thinkio NASAs might just have had a really good

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<v Speaker 1>head on her shoulders. But this does mean that now

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<v Speaker 1>the entire weight of the family's dreams are on R.

1:03:08.040 --> 1:03:12.080
<v Speaker 1>FK and Ethel Kennedy. You know, with the most glorious

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<v Speaker 1>Kennedy out of the picture, the family legacy suddenly feels

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<v Speaker 1>in doubt too. There's suddenly a questioned like, are we

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<v Speaker 1>going to have this glorious period of Kennedy dominance of

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<v Speaker 1>the presidency? Are we all going to go on to

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<v Speaker 1>be the people who run this country? Right? And in

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<v Speaker 1>short order, the older Kennedys have to because Robert Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>kind of reorganizes the family, you know, in order to hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we still have we still got a lot of Kennedy's

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<v Speaker 1>in the game. There's Teddy you know, fifty of us

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<v Speaker 1>right right, Yeah, we got plenty. We can take a

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<v Speaker 1>few more bulletsy in. Yeah, so they you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>older Kennedy's also feel like they need to reclarify their expectations.

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<v Speaker 1>Grandma Rose constantly repeated her favorite quote from Saint Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>to whom much is given, much will be required, and

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby passed on the same idea in his own words, saying.

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<v Speaker 2>This with great America has been very good.

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<v Speaker 1>To the Kennedy's, we all owe the country a debt

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<v Speaker 1>of gratitude and public service. Right, this is a no

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<v Speaker 1>less obliged thing. Right. We're the people who've benefited most

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<v Speaker 1>from the system, so of course we owe it the most,

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<v Speaker 1>which I would love if that meant well, we should

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<v Speaker 1>pay a lot more in taxes as opposed to like,

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<v Speaker 1>well we should run things.

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<v Speaker 2>We should have the power to give back well.

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<v Speaker 1>And to be fair. I will say Kennedy's politically have

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<v Speaker 1>tended to be more on the side of rich people

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<v Speaker 1>should pay more taxes, right will you got to you

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<v Speaker 1>do have to give them that. But this idea of like,

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<v Speaker 1>because we've benefited, we should run things is so poisonous,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to get a lot of them killed. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>It's about to get urfk.

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<v Speaker 2>Guilt even though other people killed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, yep, that is what's coming. In a second,

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<v Speaker 1>so our FK junior is educated in very elite, expensive

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<v Speaker 1>private schools. The first Our Lady of Victory was an

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<v Speaker 1>all white school, and this becomes a problem during the

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<v Speaker 1>Camelot period because JFK is pro integrating schools, which is

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<v Speaker 1>great except for people point out, well, your nephew's in

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<v Speaker 1>an all white school. Huh, that's kind of bad. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's yeah, classic fair fair. I don't think the media

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong to point that out, and the Kennedy's move

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<v Speaker 1>him to an integrated private school run by Quakers after

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<v Speaker 1>that point. The principal at Our Lady of Victory would

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<v Speaker 1>later claim that the whole story about integration being the

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<v Speaker 1>issue had been created after the fact. That's not why

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby gets transferred, because Bobby and his brother Joe skipped

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<v Speaker 1>school so constantly to fuck around in the woods and

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<v Speaker 1>like had to couldn't continue to be students there. And

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<v Speaker 1>I actually he might not be lying, because that happens

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<v Speaker 1>several more times, and it's it's going to happen in

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<v Speaker 1>the future that like, when he has to get kicked

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<v Speaker 1>out of a school, another thing gets made as the

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<v Speaker 1>scapegoat for it, right, because like, you can't have a

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Kennedy and Joe Kennedy get kicked out of a

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<v Speaker 1>school for just being dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit staying problems. Yeah, exactly right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>For being problems. Now RFK, because of what's about to happen,

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<v Speaker 1>gets kind of sainted, and Ethel is going to be

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<v Speaker 1>like for a period of time, the most admired woman

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<v Speaker 1>in the country. After his death, they get whitewashed a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You would not call either of these people good parents.

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<v Speaker 1>I would call them almost criminally bad parents. Now, part

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<v Speaker 1>of this is that they're always away, right, They are

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<v Speaker 1>campaigning constantly. RFK has his congressional campaigns, He's going to

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<v Speaker 1>have his presidential campaign. Ethel is constantly campaigning on his behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>She loves being the wife of a powerful man. She

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<v Speaker 1>loves hosting these big events and fundraisers and stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>being out in front. And RFK, in addition to always campaigning,

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<v Speaker 1>loves having Cody so many affairs like there's the like honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if there was an Olympics and how many people you

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<v Speaker 1>could cheat on your wife with. RFK is like a

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<v Speaker 1>solid contender. You know he could have he could yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he could have won the gold Yeah, fucking so, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>while they're doing this, and I don't actually know this

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<v Speaker 1>may have been that, this may have been a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that in an age like today, we might actually say

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<v Speaker 1>is closer to non monogamy. I don't think that he

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<v Speaker 1>is informing her, But I also she's not dumb. I

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<v Speaker 1>think she just underslike, that's what is. I'm the wife

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<v Speaker 1>of a powerful woman and I get these benefits from it,

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<v Speaker 1>and are a powerful man and I get all these

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<v Speaker 1>benefits from it. But he is going to fuck around constantly.

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<v Speaker 1>We will we will just never talk about it. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>be angry about it forever. But oh, we never talk

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<v Speaker 1>about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>They are very good at crafting an image for themselves

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<v Speaker 1>and at kind of remolding the Kennedy family image to

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<v Speaker 1>focus around them. And RFK is a great politician. He

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<v Speaker 1>is extremely good at being in politics, at running for election,

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<v Speaker 1>at building buzz around himself. And he's so good at

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<v Speaker 1>it that it kind of papers over a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the failings he has as a living person. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>his kids mostly remember during this period that he was

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<v Speaker 1>the most vocal force in trying to weld the family

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<v Speaker 1>back together after JFK's death. He also does he's not

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<v Speaker 1>around as a father. He's not really raising his kids

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<v Speaker 1>to much of an extent, but he has a check

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<v Speaker 1>book and he kind of indulges his son, Bobby Kennedy

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<v Speaker 1>Bobby Junior's passions by paying for them. Right, That's how

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<v Speaker 1>RFK kind of raises RFK juniors. Whatever you're into, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got I've got plenty of money. I have no time

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<v Speaker 1>for you, but I have money. And as a result,

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<v Speaker 1>r FK Junior gets into falconry as an eleven year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, sure, why not?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not give a falcon.

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<v Speaker 2>He'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love all of the fucking yeats references to

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<v Speaker 1>RFK Junior. We do have a falconer. You know, we've

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<v Speaker 1>got a falconer in this election. Can the falcon hear him?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Gyre seems to be widening horowitzon Collier

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<v Speaker 1>right quote. His father had commissioned naturalists from the Bronx

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<v Speaker 1>Zoo to make him a walk interrarium for his thirteenth birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>He had encouraged the interest in falconry, although admitting to

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<v Speaker 1>his son that he was just sturbed by the implications

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<v Speaker 1>of feeding pigeons to the predators. The two of them

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<v Speaker 1>worked out a compromise the distinctive Kennedy twist. If a

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<v Speaker 1>pigeon managed to avoid a hawk on two successive flights,

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<v Speaker 1>it was retired and never forced to face death again.

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<v Speaker 1>Struck by the boy's range of interests, Bobby Senior had

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<v Speaker 1>once remarked that Bobby Junior was just like the President. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>he was also what some of the adults around the

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<v Speaker 1>family would politely call rambunctious. This was a kid you

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<v Speaker 1>could not keep in class or get to obey the

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<v Speaker 1>rules at all. Starting in seventh grade, he was sent

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<v Speaker 1>away to a boarding school along with his brother Joe

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<v Speaker 1>to stay out of his mom and dad's hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Well.

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<v Speaker 1>They enjoyed being famous and powerful at private school, RFK

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<v Speaker 1>Junior reinforced his reputation as the poster child for what

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<v Speaker 1>we now call EIGHTYHD. One classmate later noted, he could

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<v Speaker 1>climb straight up the wall like ten feet and we

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<v Speaker 1>would just be standing there watching in awe. He was

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<v Speaker 1>always real skinny and lanky, and he could get a

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<v Speaker 1>real good grip on the bricks, and he had absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>no fear. He climbed up that wall like he was man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's good for him. Yeah, is like literally the

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<v Speaker 2>great power, great responsibility quote from earlier. Yeah, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>that's he's just he's a spider man.

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<v Speaker 1>He's literally literally a spider man. It is like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those Obviously over medication is a problem, but I've

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<v Speaker 1>never read about a kid who needed ADHD treatment more

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<v Speaker 1>than our FKG. Yeah, like it's he really literally running No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's supposed to be a phrase that's supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be just the thing that you say. Also, like if

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<v Speaker 2>you're you know, growing up, and you're like, oh I

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<v Speaker 2>can I got to take this uh exotic turtle. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're breaking the rules, you're not gonna want to

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<v Speaker 2>follow the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't even know if you call it breaking

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<v Speaker 1>the rules. There's note even a concept in his head

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<v Speaker 1>that there are rules for him exactly, you know, right right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>his mom wanted him to join the football team at

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<v Speaker 1>the at the Fancy of Millbrook at this point, private

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<v Speaker 1>school that he's at. But r f K Junior is

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<v Speaker 1>not a great football guy. He is actually not like

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<v Speaker 1>a jock character like he would imagine you think a

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<v Speaker 1>boy like Clone High their JFK. They have him portrayed

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<v Speaker 1>as like the football captain brotheran JFK had that public

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<v Speaker 1>personality at least. RFK Junior is a weird kid. He

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<v Speaker 1>is defiantly weird. He dedicates most of his time to

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<v Speaker 1>playing with his hawk, Morgan le Fay, who he would

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<v Speaker 1>take to school for show and tell sessions During the week.

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<v Speaker 1>He lived under strict discipline, but occasionally he and his

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<v Speaker 1>older brother Joe would be allowed to show off what

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<v Speaker 1>being a Kennedy meant to their classmates. And I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to quote again from Oppenheimer's book here. On weekends, one

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<v Speaker 1>of the Kennedy's many helpers, or Ethel Kennedy herself, usually

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<v Speaker 1>with two dogs in here convertible, would arrive to pick

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<v Speaker 1>up Bobby and his brother Joe, and then someone would

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<v Speaker 1>return them on Sunday evening. She had once invited Bobby's

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<v Speaker 1>entire class and some of his teachers for a field

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<v Speaker 1>day at Hickory Hill, where they swam in the pool,

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<v Speaker 1>toured Bobby's menagerie of animals, and watched the surfer film

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<v Speaker 1>The Endless Summer in the pool cabana. As one class

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<v Speaker 1>member who made the tour recalled, it was a circus

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<v Speaker 1>out there, and they mean that litter because of all

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<v Speaker 1>of the wild animals yeah, right, yeah. But then on

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<v Speaker 1>June fifth, nineteen sixty eight, Robert F. Kennedy was gunned

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<v Speaker 1>down at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles. Like his brother,

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<v Speaker 1>there are going to be decades of debate and conspiracy

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<v Speaker 1>theories as to whether or not Sir Hans Sirhan, who's

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<v Speaker 1>officially the gunman, had rather done it. I have my

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<v Speaker 1>own theories about a certain mister Sanders, but we don't

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<v Speaker 1>need to get into that today, right, I will say

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<v Speaker 1>RFK Junior subscribes to these theories. He does not believe

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<v Speaker 1>it's last I checked. He doesn't think that Sir Hans

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<v Speaker 1>Sirhan is who killed his dad, right.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, no, he's very Yeah, he's got.

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<v Speaker 1>And like like like with any Kennedy I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>feel about Kennedy conspiracy theories the way I do. With

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<v Speaker 1>this election. People will say, like, oh, so and so

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<v Speaker 1>is definitely gonna win or definitely not. It's impossible. No,

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<v Speaker 1>neither of them has less than a thirty percent chance

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<v Speaker 1>of winning. And like every Kennedy conspiracy theory, twenty percent chances, right,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty percent chance it wasn't, sir. I'll give it. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>give it that, you know, it's not my odds on bet,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's a lot of shady ship that went down,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not I'm not, you know, gonta rule anything

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<v Speaker 1>out entirely here, But that doesn't really matter. It does

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<v Speaker 1>matter that RFK Junior subscribes to these theories, and it

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<v Speaker 1>matters that when RFK dies, he takes the dream of

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<v Speaker 1>the Kennedy dynasty with him, and the son who bore

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<v Speaker 1>his name is never going to be the same. And

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about all of that. Cody in

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<v Speaker 1>part Dukes ah mm hm, Cody, Hi, Shody pluggable Yo.

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<v Speaker 2>Yody, Yeah, I got some plugs to plug. Check out

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<v Speaker 2>Some More News. It's on YouTube, uh and we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a Patreon dot com slash Some More News. Even More

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<v Speaker 2>News is a podcast we also do. Sometimes you do

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast called way Less News because who wants to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about the news?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely no one anymore Nobody.

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<v Speaker 2>Check in. My band's called the Hot Shapes. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>an album called Laverne. It's on band camp and SoundCloud.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have called him The Assumptions. Cody, Uh, I M.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I might start another band called the Assumptions.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows it's an RFK Deep or Joe Kennedy Deep Cut.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, check all that stuff out.

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<v Speaker 1>Invite Cody to your band. Look, Mighty Mighty boss Tones,

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<v Speaker 1>we know you lost a singer because he became a

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<v Speaker 1>COVID denier after that George Floyd album. You know, invite Cody. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, knock on wood, Cody, knock on every.

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<v Speaker 2>Band that lost a member that in the supergroup that

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<v Speaker 2>is like anti vax supergroup. I'll replace whomever or the other, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know what, you know what, I think we finally need

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<v Speaker 1>to merge the surviving members of Lincoln Park with all

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<v Speaker 1>of the non crazy members of the Mighty Mighty boss Tones.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that going to make good music? There's not a

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<v Speaker 1>chance in hell. Absolutely not need animal in any way.

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<v Speaker 1>But I want to hear that album.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's called Novelty Music and I love.

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