Speaker 1: Two teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.
Speaker 2: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of Too Cheese and
Speaker 2: a Pod with myself, Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 3: And Tama Judge.
Speaker 2: And we have an exciting guest. Yes, a big announcement
Speaker 2: as she coughs, and sorry, I took a big gulf
Speaker 2: of champagne and it went down the wrong way. So
Speaker 2: and for anyone curious, it is eleven o four and
Speaker 2: we the deal. We chermly gonna have one glass per
Speaker 2: pod because we have ten pods. Wait, what number is this?
Speaker 3: Number two?
Speaker 2: But we wanted to announce that we Mea and Emily
Speaker 2: are starting a new pod called Popping Off. Oh was
Speaker 2: I not supposed to say it? Listen, I want to hear.
Speaker 2: You can audition to see if you're going to say
Speaker 2: that Popping Off with Emily Simpson and Teddy Mellencamp, or
Speaker 2: if I'm going to say it, let's say your best one.
Speaker 3: You can try, but it's not going to matter.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. She's always going to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Welcome to Popping Off with Emily Simpson and Teddy Mellencamp.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Popping Off with Teddy Mellencamp
Speaker 2: and the other Girl.
Speaker 4: Welcome to another episode of popping Off without Tamra.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another episode of Remember when you tried to
Speaker 2: replace me with Kate Chesting?
Speaker 3: Well, listen more to come on that essentially popping off.
Speaker 2: As we will, we will be recapping some of the
Speaker 2: shows that me and Tama don't recap, such as anything
Speaker 2: non Housewife, anything non Housewife. But we are also going
Speaker 2: to talk about anything that.
Speaker 1: Is current, right that it's current, just currently in the
Speaker 1: news right that people are talking about that she.
Speaker 3: Loves doing or what Ardashians or.
Speaker 2: What about the article that Shane sent you this morning?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane screenshot the Larsa Pippen article about how she
Speaker 1: has five sex five times a night with Marcus and
Speaker 1: he just there was there was no other conversation other
Speaker 1: than he just sent me that and it just pops
Speaker 1: up on my phone.
Speaker 4: So that's so lawyer, Yeah right, just like just wanted
Speaker 4: you just wanted you wanted you to know about this, Emily,
Speaker 4: And I.
Speaker 3: Won't put anything in writing, No, I just read this.
Speaker 2: I want you to think this over while you're out
Speaker 2: of town. We're not doing it enough Okay, well.
Speaker 1: I mean he complains about that all the time, like
Speaker 1: that's just an one issue. But I feel like he's
Speaker 1: really overshooting by sending me an article about five times
Speaker 1: a night, like you got to start it, like it's
Speaker 1: his negotiations. Yeah, I mean, yeah, he's starting high and
Speaker 1: then maybe we'll meet somewhere like five times a month,
Speaker 1: a week, five times a month, five times.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's five times a month is completely doable.
Speaker 2: I think twice a week is doable. Okay, twice a week,
Speaker 2: not push it? Yeah, listen, as long as you don't
Speaker 2: have to do If I had to do a full
Speaker 2: four play twice a week, that's two week. What's a
Speaker 2: full four place?
Speaker 3: That's full four play? Like tickle the balls?
Speaker 2: No, like you have to be doing the making out
Speaker 2: and then the blow joke? Do you have lingerie on?
Speaker 2: Is that what full four play is?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: You gotrass, you have lingerie? I have lingerie since the
Speaker 4: nineteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Listen, I got some pretty cute lingerie and I just
Speaker 2: wore it as a joke one day. And you've never
Speaker 2: seen Edwin happy Like.
Speaker 4: He was like, well, I think the guys are very well,
Speaker 4: they're very visual very visual visual.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So he's always saying like, why don't you wear lingerie?
Speaker 4: And I'm like, because I don't want no strap up
Speaker 4: my ass and itchy crotch from the lace and now
Speaker 4: I just don't want that.
Speaker 3: I want to wear my sweats.
Speaker 2: Well, I have a question. Do all of us have
Speaker 2: fake boobs or at some point have fake boobs?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Not currently. I don't have the heart to tell Edwin
Speaker 2: that my nipples have absolutely no sensations. He thinks he's
Speaker 2: really getting after it. Yeah, and I'm like, can't feel it?
Speaker 2: But you don't tell him that.
Speaker 3: No, so you just fake it. You're like, we had
Speaker 3: we had a little more play the other day, but does.
Speaker 2: Anyone really like are there people that are like, oh, yes,
Speaker 2: he's squeezing my nipples.
Speaker 3: No, I don't mind that. I like that. I don't
Speaker 3: have any like but can you feel it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 4: But we were having the four plays you put it
Speaker 4: and I'm like, babe, that's that's my belly button.
Speaker 3: Like how are you doing? Like you get you're in
Speaker 3: the total wrong spot.
Speaker 2: Oh was he trying to fingerbag you?
Speaker 3: Yes? And I'm like no, it's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: How do you get confused with a belly button I took.
Speaker 3: But I was like, wait, what, Eddie, it was my taint. Okay,
Speaker 3: let's just get it straight. She's like, there was no whole.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it tanged my but hole and it tanged my
Speaker 4: it't happened, and it tain't happening right now, are saying
Speaker 4: cut cut.
Speaker 2: But this is really the point. But Emily and I
Speaker 2: also had a discussion this morning that she's worried that
Speaker 2: she's going to be brought into all of my hate
Speaker 2: associate Okay, what was the word?
Speaker 1: Then I said, I'm looking forward to being banned at
Speaker 1: Bravos by every other house.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to go.
Speaker 2: The weird thing is is the more that the more
Speaker 2: hate that I get, and the more that I would
Speaker 2: think people wouldn't want to talk to me at Bravo Con,
Speaker 2: the more they run up to feed me their stories. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like they're like, hey, I'm like, I have never said
Speaker 2: anything nice about you. I do not know why are
Speaker 2: you talking to me. You're like the friend that nobody
Speaker 2: wants to have in public.
Speaker 4: I'm like Tanisha from So like, you're.
Speaker 1: Like the low key friend that nobody wants to other
Speaker 1: people to know that they talk to you will you know,
Speaker 1: she just follows me around.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to brag though, and I mean we'll
Speaker 2: confront Angie on this. I mean, you know, I love
Speaker 2: to be brag delicious delicious on our post because you know,
Speaker 2: we have we have our live show here in San
Speaker 2: fran We did a group photo of all of us
Speaker 2: from the dinner last night.
Speaker 3: We're so excited happy about this.
Speaker 2: No, this is who I am. This is you know,
Speaker 2: this is who I am deep down. It is the
Speaker 2: first time there's ever been a group photo posted of me,
Speaker 2: and the last I don't know five years, we're not
Speaker 2: Every comment has been hating me, and so you know what, Angie,
Speaker 2: thank you cheers because this is okay. So I don't
Speaker 2: get to dig in on anything Orange County at this
Speaker 2: point in time, but I am We're only.
Speaker 4: Like two weeks in a production, so you know, like
Speaker 4: the first couple of weeks it's only one crew, so
Speaker 4: there's slow.
Speaker 2: It's slow, and the next.
Speaker 3: Week is when it really starts picking up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I would say it's not as slow as
Speaker 1: normally when you start out.
Speaker 3: Oh we got a shipload, it's already a lot going on.
Speaker 2: Well, know what, I already saw you having dinner. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's dinner. It could have been lunch
Speaker 2: with Alexis Billino. I know it was Emily. I can
Speaker 2: confirm or deny. I have eyes and I saw. Well,
Speaker 2: it's not like I can say it's not me. I'm
Speaker 2: a big bitch.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: Actually, I just heard that People has confirmed that Alexis
Speaker 4: Billino has joined the cast at the Real Housewives of
Speaker 4: Orange County.
Speaker 2: As a friend of a friend of Are you guys,
Speaker 2: are you happy about it? I am. I think it's great.
Speaker 2: Do you think and this isn't going to ruin anything?
Speaker 2: But do you think there is anything that could happen
Speaker 2: that it would affect you and Gina being best friends?
Speaker 1: I really don't think so. I mean, I know you
Speaker 1: can say that and weird shit happens, but no, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's been six years and I don't think there's I
Speaker 1: know Gina well enough to know that. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's anything that Gina could do that we couldn't recover from.
Speaker 1: She's not an evil person, and I feel like the
Speaker 1: only way you can't recover from a friendship is if
Speaker 1: someone is just being evil?
Speaker 2: But do you trust her implicitly? Like, is there anything
Speaker 2: you would tell her in one hundred percent privacy that
Speaker 2: you think she would never bring out? Or do you
Speaker 2: think it's a Heather situation where Heather? You know, last
Speaker 2: year Shannon confided in her and then she pretty much
Speaker 2: told everybody and her confessionals what was that? What did
Speaker 2: she tell Heather? Yeah, his son doesn't like her?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, you say when you say Shannon told
Speaker 1: Heather in a confessional sort, I mean Shannon was probably
Speaker 1: drunk when she told her. I don't know if that's
Speaker 1: the same thing. It's not like she pulled her to
Speaker 1: the side and said, let me, I'm gonna pour my
Speaker 1: heart out to you and tell you these things, please, don't.
Speaker 2: She So you're saying she's calling in a drunken like
Speaker 2: she doesn't remember doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and those things that she told Heather, she's told
Speaker 1: me and she's told Camra, and so it's like, we all.
Speaker 3: What I just said in my confessional the same thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So did I So I think I all did.
Speaker 3: I wasn't. I don't think we were seeing anything.
Speaker 2: So when she's going through those moments where she's calling
Speaker 2: people drunk. If one of you don't answer, she'll just
Speaker 2: call the next one.
Speaker 1: Well, I think Tamor was always her first go to
Speaker 1: was was and then when Tarman wasn't around, it was
Speaker 1: me for a little bit. I only answered one time,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I'm never answering again.
Speaker 2: What time? What day was it?
Speaker 1: I mean it was nighttime when she called, it was
Speaker 1: like nine or ten o'clock, But that's late for me.
Speaker 1: I go to bed at nine o'clock. Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: think she's just starting her day, all right?
Speaker 2: And then what else can we put I'm trying to
Speaker 2: recover from what just happened.
Speaker 3: But I go back to Alexis joining the show? Yeah,
Speaker 3: let's go right, funny story. So Heather and I, who are?
Speaker 3: We are on great terms right now? We were talking.
Speaker 4: I go, isn't I raw that last year you and
Speaker 4: I were fighting about you? Whenever you're asked who do
Speaker 4: you want to bring back on the show, you say Alexis.
Speaker 3: You never said me in the two years I was fired.
Speaker 3: I go, there, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4: Now we're like, did Alexai sign is she on the show?
Speaker 5: Yea?
Speaker 3: She were fighting like it was her over me? Now
Speaker 3: We're like, wait, wait, is she she has signed?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Of course she's signed, because you know, it took a while.
Speaker 3: It took a while.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to film with her. Then I wasn't
Speaker 2: gonna film with her.
Speaker 4: An Alexis defense, she I had a conversation with her
Speaker 4: and she said, listen, I don't know if I want
Speaker 4: to sign because I don't want to kick Shannon when
Speaker 4: she's down. I thought that right when she said that
Speaker 4: to him, like, you know what, you're a cool check.
Speaker 2: I think she's a cool yeah, real cool chick. But
Speaker 2: I think also that was very sarcastic.
Speaker 3: No, but I I think.
Speaker 2: She knows that if she isn't in a relationship with
Speaker 2: John Janssen, she knows if she's not on that show,
Speaker 2: that relationship with John Jansen is probably leving.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I disagree.
Speaker 4: For the record, she was being asked back before this
Speaker 4: John stuff, was even before she even met John.
Speaker 3: So we take it back to Bravo Khan.
Speaker 4: So we we were at the after party, me Andy
Speaker 4: and Alexis had like an hour conversation and he was
Speaker 4: just so happy that we put.
Speaker 3: Things behind us. I mean, we never had anything major.
Speaker 4: It was stupid show shit like I call her Jesus
Speaker 4: Barbie and no, you call her Jesus.
Speaker 3: I want to go on as an ax Lenia.
Speaker 2: It was a Jesus jugs.
Speaker 3: She judged Jesus Barbie. I had a whole listening. But
Speaker 3: can I ask the question, I want to have a
Speaker 3: Jesus Barbie party this year?
Speaker 2: How do you do that?
Speaker 3: We just dressed like Jesus Barbie?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I have a question why, because I didn't
Speaker 2: watch back then. Why did Alexis And did she get
Speaker 2: fired or did she leave? I don't think anyone leaves.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody really leaves.
Speaker 4: But I think that, you know, she was under a
Speaker 4: lot of pressure in the marriage that she was in,
Speaker 4: and I felt like she really couldn't be herself. And
Speaker 4: I think the one thing that I'm really excited about
Speaker 4: is seeing her her own person, Yeah, own person, Like
Speaker 4: lat the years that she was on she's like, you know,
Speaker 4: I came from my husband's rib, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well I think she was very suppressed and
Speaker 1: I think he was very controlling, and I don't think
Speaker 1: she ever had the opportunity.
Speaker 2: To be her herself.
Speaker 1: And so now she comes back on the show, and
Speaker 1: not only is she dating Johnny Jay, but she also
Speaker 1: is this new Alexis that gets to be free, that
Speaker 1: gets to say what she wants, that gets to be
Speaker 1: what she wants.
Speaker 2: And that's interesting. Now, that's exciting to me. Do you
Speaker 2: guys think Taylor will be missed?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she'll be missed.
Speaker 2: Oh that was really about So I think that.
Speaker 3: She will be missed. I think that she definitely added.
Speaker 4: I think that she came in I know Taylor off
Speaker 4: the show, So I think that she came into the
Speaker 4: season not knowing where her place was because she never
Speaker 4: been a friend of and she didn't want to overstep.
Speaker 4: She didn't know what to do, and I think she
Speaker 4: was a little bit too quiet.
Speaker 2: And then at the end she may have had more
Speaker 2: than our one champagne person.
Speaker 3: You know, I had some drunken moments too, So not
Speaker 3: me though, No, oh no, not no, What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I never really well behaved in every Yeah, especially when
Speaker 4: she has like sand in her salad and cucumbers hanging
Speaker 4: out of her mouth.
Speaker 2: The fact that you didn't get that I was making
Speaker 2: the cucumber reference last night. It was also slightly upset.
Speaker 2: I couldn't hear you.
Speaker 3: It was I know it was hard to hear.
Speaker 2: I do get things normally. It was very loud. Well,
Speaker 2: we're going to see how well Emily, me and Emily
Speaker 2: get things once we get to popping off.
Speaker 3: If you're going to do great. And I'm so excited
Speaker 3: for you guys to cheers to your new podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I do think it's going to be
Speaker 2: pretty exciting to recap band of Promper Rules with you, Emily,
Speaker 2: because I feel like people will maybe get mad at.
Speaker 3: You and not just me.
Speaker 2: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Yeah, least is not about your cast.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to go to Bramo Conn in the disguise.
Speaker 3: Welcome to But who would you go ask?
Speaker 2: Okay, if you could be any this is the final
Speaker 2: question for you guys, if you could be any other
Speaker 2: housewife other than yourselves, any franchise, who would be like watching.
Speaker 3: All of that?
Speaker 2: I already like you get to live their life. I
Speaker 2: already know mine, and you can't pick You can't repick
Speaker 2: I'm doctor Nicole. Oh yeah, yeah, you don't get to
Speaker 2: pick mine.
Speaker 4: Being Larsa Pippen for a while, she got a good life.
Speaker 4: She's at Paris Fashion Week right now with Marcus Jordan.
Speaker 2: Would you want to go to Paris Fashion Week and
Speaker 2: sit there and watch other people walk down and runway.
Speaker 2: I'd like to go to Paris in general. That would
Speaker 2: be fun. Okay, but you don't get to pick Larsa
Speaker 2: because she already did.
Speaker 1: I've never thought about this before because honestly, I never
Speaker 1: want to be anyone else. But you listen, pretty damn
Speaker 1: cool myself.
Speaker 3: Listen, we are okay?
Speaker 1: You know what, then I'll pick Lisa Barlow so I
Speaker 1: can get glam every day you go.
Speaker 2: I mean, that'd be nice if someone just showed up
Speaker 2: at my house every day.
Speaker 4: And I mean, now I'm like, how much is this retainer?
Speaker 3: What does she pay a month? Because do I need
Speaker 3: to with the math?
Speaker 2: I'm like, hold on, can you hold this really quick?
Speaker 2: Right before we end, I want to call Lisa Barlow
Speaker 2: and find out how much You're gonna ask her how
Speaker 2: much she pays every time? Yeah, I want to know
Speaker 2: how much retainer she's got to answer? Right Hey, Lisa Barlow,
Speaker 2: It's Teddy Mellencamp from Chee Cheese in a Pod. Lisa,
Speaker 2: I'm with Emily Simpson and Tama Judge. We just have
Speaker 2: one quick question for you.
Speaker 3: You're on air right now.
Speaker 2: How much does it cost to have a glam team
Speaker 2: on retainer?
Speaker 3: It's more than sixty. And when you.
Speaker 2: Say every day, do you mean every day?
Speaker 3: Like every day you mean every day you leave the house?
Speaker 2: Or if you had a actual day at home, would
Speaker 2: you also get glammed? It's usually about six days a week.
Speaker 2: Is it more than one hundred and fifty thousand? That's
Speaker 2: all you have to say? Less than one hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty more than sixty?
Speaker 3: Okay, I can live with that, all right. I'm putting
Speaker 3: my Glam one retainer tomorrow.
Speaker 5: I think it's in this destiny you want in needs,
Speaker 5: and this is definitely a need.
Speaker 3: I need to know. Do they live close to you?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: So Sam is about fifteen minutes away, and then Morgan's.
Speaker 2: About fifteen minutes too, So they're not that hot.
Speaker 1: Do they have I feel like I just don't have
Speaker 1: other clients or it's just Lisa just like that's it
Speaker 1: that just sustains them and your talk.
Speaker 5: You know what, Sam makes me a priority, so she
Speaker 5: better or she better a few other clients a week,
Speaker 5: but mostly just.
Speaker 2: Me hold on and when we talk to these numbers.
Speaker 2: Were we talking about both of the people or we
Speaker 2: were talking about per person I realized it didn't clarifyed, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, well, there's you know that's for one of them,
Speaker 5: and like if you were to just like love them
Speaker 5: both together, and then when you add in like travel
Speaker 5: hotels like all that, then that kind of.
Speaker 2: Changes the number. Do you think that they're also like,
Speaker 2: are they still like you're good friends when you're filming?
Speaker 2: Do you vent to them like they're like your therapist
Speaker 2: while you're you're Tanisha, No.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of like, I'm such a sad I keep.
Speaker 3: It to myself. Good. I don't really say anything.
Speaker 2: Okay, we love you. We have to go bye bye
Speaker 2: bye bye bye. All right, guys, well that's pretty much
Speaker 2: what we're gonna do on Popping Off. We make shit happen, right, Emily,
Speaker 2: we're just gonna call people that actually we should just
Speaker 2: call people. We should call people without any warning every
Speaker 2: episode and get the answers that we need. Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh. All right, well you guys make sure to
Speaker 2: tune into Popping Off with myself and Emily also traders.
Speaker 4: So yes, So Janelle is going to be on talking
Speaker 4: Traders with Tamra this week, and then next week we're
Speaker 4: gonna have Siri from season one.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. All right, we gotta wrap the episode,
Speaker 2: you guys. So soon we will be dropping the ads,
Speaker 2: we'll be dropping popping off, and we have already dropped
Speaker 2: the Traders and tune in